TerribleI didn't post it yesterday because I was having a social life, sorry
>>152118184holy SHIT is that characters talking to each other while standing in profile amazing
>>152118184>TerribleYou mean Terrific. In the second meaning of the word, which means Terrible.
>having a social lifethat's terrible
>>152118184at least Hanners does not lower he standards
>romance novelIt's porn, ladies. Be honest with yourselves.
>>152118587Girl porn sucks, it's all words.>and then, Thaddicus Fatcockus unsheathed his fat rod, and proceeded to part Lady Docicline's asshole like Moses did the Red Sea, only this one was brownfuckin' who gets off to this shitidiots, that's who
>>152118184Is Jeph off his meds? I see three things that count as jokes in this strip.
>>152118587>>152118690>She breasted boobily.
>>152118690>>152118968AFAIK, the sex scenes in those are included just to tell the readers "this is a good time to take a break and use your dildo." The real draw is describing how the male character is more handsome and strong than any other man in existence and he's exclusively interested in giving Bella Swan (femanon) emotional fulfilment for the rest of eternity.
>>152119013>this is a good time to take a break and use your dildoplease dont share your self care habits like that anonnot everyone needs to know
>>152118184>STOP TALKING ASPIE NIGLET This would be funny to me personally but only be worth 2 panels
>>152118968Ayo
>>152118184Oh hey look, one thing in the background so this stops conversation isn't happening in an orange purgatory.
>>152119013>describing how the male character is more handsome and strong than any other man in existence and he's exclusively interested in giving Bella SwanIs it that he's hot, or that he's hot and is exclusively interested in her (femanon) specifically?
>>152119784BIGHUGESAGGYPHATFAYEFAYES
>>152120102A lot of average women seem to seriously think it's unfair that Chad doesn't want to settle down with them and only wants them for low-effort sex. So yeah, it seems to be the latter.
>>152120102The latter, generally. Then once femanon notices that he's exclusively interested in her and accepted him, then she'll notice that he's hotter than other males (because she was surrounded by/met lots of hot males of which he was just one among many before).
>>152120102It's a combination of features generally. Not always hot in the Hollywood sense, but sometimes rugged in the mountain man sense. Often dependable and willing to sacrifice for the woman in some way, often showing that they're thinking about her. Dangerous is often a trait given to these himbos but never to the girl in any meaning capacity (meaning they can protect her but won't hurt her). It's just the girl version of smut. Not that different from cookie cutter women in smut/porn for men. Consider how often a woman's body type changes to once l one with massive tits, ass, super wide hips, shapely thighs, a small waist, big lips, whatever.
>>152118822he's discovered a funny joke: super horny autist virgins afraid to fuck
>>152120515Super Horny Autist Virgins (Afraid to Fuck!)>Sung to the tune of teenage mutant ninja turtles
>>152118184The coffee shop became radioactive between yesterday and today...
>>152118184It's OK Jeph, it's still just the same setup from last week and it's still not funny
