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>>152121467Does he still met the 70 virgins?
>>152122321Is it possible to meet you 70 times?
>>152122321>die in glorious Jihad>get 72 virgins>die accepting Jesus into your heart>get eternity in paradiseHow do you lose?
>>152121467Muslims already believe in Jesus. It's like how Christians believe in Moses without being Jewish.
>>152122413Who exaclty is providing the virgins?
>>152122413I'd rather 72 sluts honestly.
>>152122431They lived a full life and never kissed a girl.
>>152121467isnt this gag stolen from the end of the first episode of Xavier: Renegade Angel?
>>152122321You don't need worldly pleasures anymore, you will always feel content and peace
>>152122413>How do you lose?No one said anything about them being women
>>152121467Doesn't work this way. You also need genuine regret for your sins. And that means true willingness to repay everyone you have wronged.Which is why God, who can grant Life Eternal, doesn't need to punish the remorseful
>>152122428>they believe in JesusThey don't. They believe in their own version of Jesus who wasn't Son of God and hasn't died for our sins, but has fucked off to heaven when he was about to be crucified.They also don't believe that regret and faith in Christ will grant your forgiveness for your sins. They believe only willingness to fight and die like a dog in Islamic wars does>like with MosesChristians and Jews have zero disagreement over who Moses was
>>152122564Everyone believes in their own version of Jesus.Unless you actually met the guy 2000 years ago, it's all speculation.
>>152122428This
>>152122431I guess they're like angels. Natives of heaven, created by God out of thin air
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>>152122651>it! is! all! subjective!Cope. Comparing Muslim Jesus to Moses was ignorant and you are too dishonest to admit it
>>152122651Also this. Ask a Jehovah's Witness or a Mormon their views of Jesus and it's different.
>>152122720>but Christians have heresies so Islam is valid!!!111oneonetwoPlenty of heresies are a product of Muslim subversion
>>152122651>Everyone believes in their own version of Jesus.But which one is better? The one from Planet Kolob who preached in pre-Columbian America or the Archangel Michael's avatar on the upright stake?
>>152122428>they totally worship the same God bro!They don't. Christians worship Christ. Muslims strictly forbid worshiping Christ. Simple as
>>152122720>CharismaticsDo they got rizz tho?
>>152122729Validity is a dumb thing to argue when its all bullshit frim the start. "My magic man is better than your magic man" shut up.
>>152122720What denomination(s) are those black churches with the belting choirs?
>>152122720If I wanted to be a technochristian with cool cybernetic implants and tell everyone that the second coming will be the first true AGI, what denomination would that make me?
>>152122812>implying official, mainstream narrative isn't bullshit and fairytale
>>152122720Why do I get the feeling this chart is somewhat misleading?
>>152122908>official and mainstream narrativeLmao wtf are you talking about
>>152122720Gnosticism is cool as shit man. Why could they win in the end>>152122963It's certainly highly oversimplified if nothing else but it's fine for like a general family tree type thing. Idk if I'd just have the second great awakening there appearing out of nowhere but whatever.
>>15212241372 of Judy Hopps' sisters
>>152122651Hello jew Anon. I must say you are signing active on this board.
>>152122720Any movement with a modern corporate logo automatically has no credibility.
>>152123440>Gnosticism is cool as shit>What if le God was...le EVIL?
