Desperation edition
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>K.O!>Boomstick: Holy HELL that was a close one!>Wiz: TolejoStar may have had the initial strength advantage, but thanks to her HRT, Listtroon was able to close the gap pretty quickly.>Boomstick: I think you mean HE, Wiz. Listtroon's HRT needed some time to kick in, but luckily his speed was enough to overcome TolejoStar's SPED .>Wiz: Don't be a chud, Boomstick! Anyways, TolejoStar did have one advantage over her that he could always rely on. TEACHING.>Boomstick: But that begs the question. From everything we've seen from Listtroon, can he be taught?>Wiz: Analyzing Listtroon's posting patterns and her insistence on dogshit match ups, and the sheer persistence in which she shills those match ups, it's possible that she can overcome any of TolejoStar's attempts to TEACH her.>Boomstick: And without the ability to TEACH, TolejoStar quickly lost his initial stat advantage, and was susceptible to the finishing blow; being reminded that Ash lost.>Wiz: The constant reminders of Ash's loss was just too much for TolejoStar, and he wasn't fast enough or strong enough to TEACH Listtroon before she could wear him down, with her own rage-powered power up from the reminders of Scarlet King losing!>Boomstick: Looks like this Star just couldn't make the List.>Wiz: The winner is Listtroon!
Itachi Uchiha.Superman.
>>152124152SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Fights that probably warped Death Battles reputation everywhere else and these threads for life>The original Link vs Cloud>Tifa vs Yang >Gaara vs Toph >Omniman vs Bardock >Ben vs Hal >Kratos vs Asura Anything else I'm missing?
>>152124144>The winner is Listtroon!Not even in your dream, listroon
>latest issue of DCKO traced Dragon Ball>AGAINICONku and IDOLperman.
>>152124161Mario vs Sonic 1 and Jin vs Ryu (I updated)
>>152124152I loosely get what caused the Superman hatred but I don't understand what would cause hatred towards Itachi too
StevenESLs got effortlessly DESTROYED by DekuGENIUSES in debate... (debate meaning childish wordplay games)
>Batman with Prep Time>Brolypotence>Solo King Itachi>Loebforce RulkThe KINGS who DEFINED powerscaling.
PowerGASSING
>>152124169He was attacked by an Itachi cosplayer
I won last thread
Solo King ItachipermanYugisura the monsterThe Mindbreaking BEASTS.
>>152124173>StevenESLs got effortlessly DESTROYED by DekuGENIUSES in debate... (debate meaning childish wordplay games)Meanwhile Dekufags don't know what Mirrored worlds are and lost.
When do Mordecai and Rigby stomp Finn and Jake
DragonCHADS.....
>>152124191KisslessChi and Vigingi. None of them procreated btw
>>152124195in their dreams after Uncle Grandpa puts all four of them into a coma
>>152124129>Thread made by Deku FEARING the steven fraudcheck of him.
Reminder Luffy RAPES and GAPES Goku, Sonic, Superman, Mario, Naruto, Deku, and Ichigo and their entire verses
>>152123089You guys think in the inevitable event of the show coming back that they're gonna troon out Steven too. The last time I saw this happen was in that Xmen ripoff from Netflix.
Luffy RAPES and GAPES every character posted in this thread and their verse
>Luffy
Battler Ushiromiya
>>152124235Connie breaks up with him and he troons out or date a troon
>>152124197Fraudku and Vegetho don't stand a chance.
I am the most lowballed character in fiction
>>152124235Probably not,I think they chose another voice actor for Steven when they added him on Multiversus
>CHADffy
AieAIEAIEEEEEMercy, mercy please ese I kneel si I kn-AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE NO AIEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONONONONONONOPLEASE STOP YOU FUCKING GRINGO BAST-AIIIIEEEEEEPLEASE, please stop see look I kiss your boots, mwah, see I kiss them maste-OHHH NOOOO YOU COVERED YOUR BOOTS IN ACID?!?!?! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE MI LIPS AIEEEEEEEEE
Mordecai scales to Uncle Grandpa so he's at least outer
>>152124274Mark, I warned you about Mina...
MU for this guy?
>Kicks Composite Chimpanzee in half Martial Arts Human > Genetically perfect Chimp
>>152124305CHADgar Law.....Mirai's one true love. Honestly, he was a decent pilot, but he's nothing special. Except to Mirai, thinking about not getting to bang him.
Tell me how Springtrap wins against Chucky when Chucky can just use the soul swap spell to maybe remove or take over big William. Like what's Springtrap gonna do? Stabby stab? Send phantoms? Lol
>>152124346Chucky lost to a toddler.
My idea for the next Death Battle should be a 4 way royale between>Peridot spammer from numerous>ick on eck poster from /v/>logfag from /b/>Stephanie spammer from /tv/
>>152124377Peridot spammer probably wins, logfag is just a /b/ regular that posts a lot of threads and Stephanie spammer is low intensity compared to the other three, pretty much the weakest. The only competition for peridot spammer is ick on eck but he's also low intensity in comparison and afaik he was defeated by the new captcha while perifag was not.
>>152124377I don't browse the other boards much, what are the other three? I'm surprised /b/ has a spammer, thought it was mostly just porn
>>152124377Vidyabutts solos
>>152124377all GAPED and RAPED by picrel btw
>>152124418RETARD
>>152124269This bitch vs BWC
>>152124419sorry i forgot to post a picture of Barneyfag, have this instead
>>152124377>dodging Lee
>>152124129REMINDER TO EVERY BVLL EATER FAG, KEKSAW FAG, BLACKED CLOVER FAG, FAGVINCIBLE FAN, AND OTHER ASSSSORTED TRANNIES THAT DEKU (YES THAT DEKU) SOLOS YOUR FODDER SISSY VERSE.DEKU IS THE WORLDE'S STRONGEST HERO!DEKU IS YOUR HERO'S BVLL!DEKU IS THE SOLOER OF FICTION!DEKU IS THE HERO WHO DOES HIS BEST!
>>152124432>>152124433barneyfag is a horse show victim
>>152124418Fuck, that guy does look pretty strong...
>>152124436>REMINDER TO EVERY BVLL EATER FAG, KEKSAW FAG, BLACKED CLOVER FAG, FAGVINCIBLE FAN, AND OTHER ASSSSORTED TRANNIES THAT DEKU (YES THAT DEKU) SOLOS YOUR FODDER SISSY VERSE. (Fanfic)>In reality he's a weak cuck>DEKU IS THE WORLDE'S STRONGEST HERO! (Fanfic)>In reality he's a weak cuck>DEKU IS YOUR HERO'S BVLL! (Fanfic)>In reality he's a weak cuck>DEKU IS THE SOLOER OF FICTION! (Fanfic)>In reality he's a weak cuck>DEKU IS THE HERO WHO DOES HIS BEST! (Fanfic)>In reality he's a weak cuck that can't do shit without All might's pubic hair.
I hate how many whiny trannies there are in the DB community. Especially on Plebbit.
My secret technique is cuckoldry.
>>152124471Don't you dare disrespect KINGtos' fanbase, you need to be a better man
>>152124483Bejita...
Bring me barry allen
>>152124412Ick on eck is a /v/ spammer who got people to send him dick pics in exchange for his proxies, logfag is a guy who spams poop-themed threads with Andy Sixx in the OP image in /b/ and Stephanie spammer is a guy who spams LazyTown threads and walls of text in /tv/, he's obsessed with Stephanie from that show>>152124417Andy Sixx logger outlived him, he used to be strong but now he's washed
So I guess composite Gojo is island level now because he one shot a curse that created an island or something (but not as a domain expansion)
>Kaiju Steven stomps in>"Deku do a dance before I destroy your planet"
DeKING!
>Non canon gachatrash
What tier is Anonymous 4channer in?
>>152124566...is Bakugo's butt-slut and calls him Kacchan while Bakugo goes Plus Ultra on his twink asshole
>Canon gachakino
Enough! Prove right now that your hero at least plantery. No lore, no chain scaling, no calcs, just onscreen feats of them destroying at least a singular (1) planet. I'll start https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qt6htoDftzI&pp=ygUba2lyYnkgc3RhciBhbGxpZXMgc3ViIGdhbWVz0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv
>that your hero at least planteryWhitest featkek
>>152124575weaker than an average human for being fat and autistic
>>152124566>Decuck fanfictionMeanwhile in reality all he could get was a single handshake from 1 girl who ignored him for 8 years, didn't kiss anyone the entire series
>152124597>No featsFavorite character?
>>152124411You know he'll autism his way to come back and make a program for the new faptcha also locked off by his "post your dick on your console and must be fat and hairy to enter my forums and download my ban evasion/captcha solver software"
HOLY FUARK
Tell me why Logfag the guy whos been posting the clown dude the bald dude the Corey from pawn stars is dead on /b/ numerous threads a day for YEARS despite all the captcha changes does not take the 4 way royale>>152124433Lee hasn't been around for ages its Liquid Lee now that does all the spam
I'MNOTTHE STEPFATHERI'MTHEFATHERWHOSTEPPEDUP
>>152124654Ick on eck? I think he's still going but has been greatly weakened by the captcha
>>152124129Who should fight The Mask?
>>152124152Gay Sex.
G-gacha feats and lore are perfectly fine and canon...
>>152124750Big head? Carnage.Ipkiss? Eddie Brock.
The matchup?
>>152124908TouhouCHAD...
>>152124978Ash winning against Yugi
>>152124978Hulk vs Godzilla was basically just this
>>152124978Ruby vs Maka
>>152124990God I hated that fight. Hulkzilla was supposed to be a slobberknocker clsh between BEASTS and all we got was pseudposturing a "deep and smart" ending. Titan Hulk vs Godzilla Earth should've been the ending.
>>152124978Diocard
>>152124233
>>152124129hey I just realised does Steven even have a single good feat of his own?
>>152125176isn't this bitch an actual fraud
>>152125299And? Neither did Kratos, and he won.
>>152125299His time machine created the big bang iirc, its all toon logic man Stewie like FG characters dies all the time or does shit like blow up (earth city country) whatever for fun its just that Stewie has an arsenal and the rest don't In other wordsStewie RAPES and GAPES most cartoon characters you like, except Rick from Rick and Morty.
Just realised you said Steven and not Stewie. Posting from the pooper btw
Browno clowno spic named Paco.Shut your trap and eat your taco.Keep your spicfics locked away.Shut UP about the letter J.Your pigmentation makes me sick.Expected of a smelly spic.Upon your face I'd like to spit.Your skin is brown just like my shit.Go ahead and seethe at me.Announce a report with the letter G.When you filch those tangerinesMake sure you get away unseen.Lest Mama Tia have your headAnd cartel dogs kill you in bed.They'll bury you beneath the ground.The only good place for a brown.
>>152125339Star was supposed to be the Kratos in that episode entirely relying on lore but she has better showings of power then Steven
>>152124305Weirdly courteous of him to remove the glasses first so he didnt break em
>>152125299He had his fair share of strength and speed feats if I recall right
>>152125391>better showings of powerIsn't that just being stronger at that point if you have both better feats AND statements than your opponent
Explain what's wrong with lore scaling without sounding mad
>>152125469I-I can't...
>>152125469since I've never seen video proof of Germany's existence I choose to believe it does not exist and is just a fabrication same applies to lore feats
>>152125469seeing is believing
>>152125469I... I-IT'S... HUFF... HUFF...
>die & get reincarnated as sex slave of a martial arts bitch>write a best-selling erotica about the bitch for revenge>escape outside & train to get swole>go back & marry the ho anywayI don't understand the Manhwa MC logic
>>152125469Nothing. Only salty featscucks get mad at loreCHADS because they get mogged constantly.
Name the MU
>>152125559It's porn.
Look, just because this character had the better feats, scaling, statements, lore, powers, resistances, and hax than the opponent's entire composite cosmology doesn't mean he should have won
>>152125598Asurajeet...
>>152125591
>>152125391>Star was supposed to be the Kratos in that episode entirely relying on loreKratos didn't rely on Lore. He relied on made-up fan fiction that was straight-up said to be wrong by everyone who worked on the series
TOLEJOSTARTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!...listtroonsura...
>>152125649so lore
>>152125629>high diffOne baby Saiyan could solo all of Homeworld. Whoever made this was either a tranny or retarded. Probably both.
>>152124305Leave him to me
>>152125629better leader?!The Gems rebelled against White Diamond, while the Saiyans remained loyal to King Vegeta to the end.
>>152125469Only kinda works if:>You have at least some visual feats to support it to a degree >The characters talking about the lore always being infallible and always truthful. >There are no contradictions in said lore compared to facts we see that leads to it debunking itselfAnyone can say whatever the fuck they want like "my punch can destroy a mountain" but if they punch a house and don't atomize it, why would I assume their punch could destroy a mountain when it couldn't even destroy an average house in a single blow? With the GoW example its confirmed that the gods outright lie and have no actual clue about the universe as a whole so why should I take them at face value when their whole schtick is being egotistical assholes who gas themselves up. Then there's just common sense like with the GoW example where we know everything is on a single planet where any mortal schmuck can just travel to another pantheon's territory so any 'actual' universe stuff doesn't really work. You could also use something like Adventure Time. Do you honestly think the likes of Orgalorg is some casual universe buster when the guy gets punked by basic gravity?
>>152125629didn't they put the Diamonds at multi-galaxy level for a feat that's clearly not meant to be literal?
>>152125699No, your fan-fiction isn't "lore", anon.
>>152125737Yeah they used the triple diamond gem corrupting light show as a 'feat' for Steven when it was his mom that shielded from the light that did no actual damage to anything
>>152125767my?
>>152125391>Star was supposed to be the Kratos in that episode entirely relying on loreDid you fucking see the MU discussion for Star vs. Steven? Everyone admitted that Steven was being sent out to DIE. If he fought Deku, it would have been more fair in comparison. Star is far too much. Characters like her are exactly why having MUs where only one of the contestants has magic is not fair.
>>152125707They couldn't even survive a gay lizard man
>>152125391Star has feats though
*le sigh**busts an infinite amount of your fully wanked composite cosmology including fanfiction with a mere presence of a nonexistent atom from the lowest dimension of a single universe from my cosmology*
>>152125699More like very selective and debunked lore within the context of its own setting amped up to a ludicrous degree that even the characters in question scoff at the very notion of what is being said. So yeah, fanfiction.
>cucky Steven
>>152125737>didn't they put the Diamonds at multi-galaxy level for a feat that's clearly not meant to be literal?>>152125770>Yeah they used the triple diamond gem corrupting light show as a 'feat' for Steven when it was his mom that shielded from the light that did no actual damage to anythingAnd? Didn't Death Battle scale Kratos to an intro scene that was explicitly stated by the animation director not to be literal? Disingenuous scaling is what Death Battle is all about.
>lore>feats>scalingAll IRRELEVANT to DIMES.
>StevenLeftist bussy…
>>152125629>skill>versatility>weapons>abilitiesWhite Diamond covers literally none of these, especially not by herself, her powers can be easily narrowed down to a shitty laser, controlling other gems or letting said gems control her, the only way she can beat a saiyan is if you turbowank the beam she fired at Earth alongside the other 2 diamonds and even that's dubious because said attack quite literally failed to fulfill its purpose and couldn't destroy any gems whatsoever, let alone damage Earth itself in any meaningful way.
>>152125469
>>152125863Doesn't Steven unironically GAPE Invincible with the stats they gave2 Tenatons vs X Ronnatons
>>152125915By DB logic Steven would probably take general durability, but gets fucked by speed and having a very obvious "kill me" weak point.
>>152125863LMAO! This is someone's hero?
>>152125915BEASTven!
Could you fucking imagine if the Invincibleverse gets fraudchecked by fucking Steven of all people
>>152124129fat crybaby steven vs kratos
>>152124377The Sega System spammer on /vr/ could mop the floor with every single one of these FRAUDS
>>152124169IIRC, He was The Guy to beat in Naruto then he sort of laid down and died.
>>152125940also Mark can just still pull off an Immortal
All you little Gems down there look the same(Look the same)And I can't wait to see your faces contorted in pain(Pain, pain)
>>152126013That might not work for endgame Steven with him having more control of his flight and bubble shield allowing him to survive in space
>>152125994Didn't Kirkman confirm that any Viltrum can stomp the Hulk and Superman?
How much of a melty would Invinciblefags have if they did Steven vs Invincible and Steven stomped
>>152126061I don't think they could ever recover from Mark getting BTFO by SISSYven of all people.
>>152125940haven't you heard? diamond is unbreakable
>>152126080>Please, I'll even take losing to Deku ft. Mina at this po->BE A BETTER MAN AND GET STOMPED BY STEVEN FUARKING UNIVERSE ALREADY
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>152126094..said Steve right before RAPING and GAPING Mark.
I'm conflicted. One hand, it would be funny to see Invinciblefags eat dirt and have that pink fag be the one to do it. On the other hand, I hate SISSYven and I don't want him or his verse to get a win.
>>152124233Just the stale FOAM (no venti) for BARBATOS!
>>152126241JOBatos is still chained up
So, what this thread is telling me, is Steven FUARKING Universe RAPES and GAPES the entire Dragon Ball cosmology. Interesting.
>>152126285Still eating universes whole. Still easily munts Knull like a chocolate dipped kitten.
There is only one -tos I respect.
>cucky steven getting uppity again
Give him a match up at 50 percent human extermination. DANTE MUST CLIDE mode: Give him a match up at 100 percent
>>152126327>FAGon FAG FAGs HBOCing again
>>152126327
Was this the most DISRESPECTFUL death in the series?
>SHITnicfags are StevencucksMakes sense.
>>152126365Not even close.
>>152124143So basically yurifags are just closeted AGP trannies?
>>152126380>both series consists of mentally ill fans and faggotsNot surprised in the least.
>>152126380>FAGon FAG FAG attempts deflection after hiding behing Steven Universe the entire threadRisible.
>>152126400Eh that doesn't count everyone knew it was a Homelander humiliation ritual there's nothing to respect with him. Mikasa was literally just trying to save Shitty Kitty from a Titan and she gets impaled by her own win condition, screams as she's lit on fire from the inside, and after her corpse explodes they make sure to trash the scarf Eren gave her
>hiding behingIESLBrown....
>hiding behing
>>152126364>Amuro>Defeated by Char "LALAH WAS MY MILF" Aznable>Forced to be with Lalah and Char in the afterlife
>>152126304his ass is eating nothing
>>152126463Holy FVARK
>>152126448>can't deny hiding behind Steven Universe of all thingsThe brown is you, fagon fag faggot.
>>152126463THE J!!!!
>>152126469SuperCHAD!
>AIslop
I'm starting to notice a pattern with sonicfags and how they keep hiding behind overweight men to keep pushing their ritual posts
>>152126463BEAST!!!
>>152124144F-F-FVAAAARK
>>152126434>>152126380>Sonic out of nowhere even though it wasn't even brought upWhat does this have to do with Steven Universe in this conversation?
>a Sonicuck AND a Stevenfag to bootThat's like super tranny autism right there. Holy fuck, SHITnicfags are an embarassment.
>aiGEM
>>152124129Had Steven grown up with normal role models, gone to a normal school and interacted with kids his age on a regular basis, do you think he would have remained a beta pacifist?
>>152126463I remember reading about a samurai show that was immensely popular in australia to the point the actor was greeted by a crowd larger than the crowd for the beetles.I wonder if Akira Toriyama ever visited Mexico or spain if the same would have happened
>>152126463Solos all of /dbg/ btw.
>>152126500>FAGon FAG FAG still trying this deflection>after hiding behind Mario, Steven Universe, Kratos, Dagoth Ur, even random CHILDREN >for MONTHSYou can't make this shit up. Fagon fag faggots are the lowest scum on this scene. You and icky vicky deserve each other, truly.
>>152126463THE ALPHA OF AWE!!!
>N-NO IT WAS ACTUALLY YOU HBOC NOT MEKEKAROOOOOOOO!
>>152126463MY FVARKING HERO!!!
>>152126512Fagon fag faggot is trying to deflect his EMBARRASSING HBOC with Steven onto SoniCHADs but he doesn't realize he's still hiding.>>152126516See? Pathetic kek
Thunder, rain and lightningDanger, cum risingClamor, wife wailingIt's such a good signShadows of dark BVLLSSteel musk, floating in the airPeople run for shelterWhat's gonna happen to us?All the steps we takeAll the moves we makeAll the ecstasy at stakeI see the cucking for everyoneWho are we?What can we do?You and I are the same in the way thatWe have our own styles and we won't changeYours is filled with bigotry, and mine is notThere is no way I can loseCAN'T EDGE MUCH LONGERBUT I WILL NEVER LET GOI KNOW IT'S A ONE WAY TRACKTELL ME NOW HOW LONG THIS WILL LASTI'M NOT GONNA FUCK MY WIFEI WILL COUNT ON OTHERSCLOSE MY EYES AND FEEL THEM CUMNOW I SEE WHAT I GOTTA DOOPEN YOUR CHASITY CAGE, IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHTMessy bed blazingBVLLS keep attackingMy wife's son cryingConfusion, hopeless angerI don't know why you don't cuck meBut you drive me crazyAll your cunning tricks make me sickYou will have my wife your own wayCAN'T EDGE MUCH LONGERBUT I WILL NEVER LET GOI KNOW IT'S A ONE WAY TRACKTELL ME NOW HOW LONG THIS WILL LASTI'M NOT GONNA FUCK MY WIFEI WILL COUNT ON OTHERSCLOSE MY EYES AND FEEL THEM CUMNOW I SEE WHAT I GOTTA DOOPEN YOUR CHASITY CAGE, YOU WILL SEE>*epic reddit guitar solo while my wife sucks off other men while I play Sonic Adventure on my Dreamcast HOLY FUARK*Alright, yeahIf it won't stopThere will be no future for himThe BVLLS' hearts tied down byAll the bigotry, gotta set it freeI KNOW IT'S A ONE WAY TRACKTELL ME NOW HOW LONG THIS WILL LASTCLOSE MY EYES AND FEEL THEM CUMNOW I SEE WHAT I GOTTA DOGOTTA OPEN YOUR CHASITY CAGE DUDE!CAN'T EDGE MUCH LONGERBUT I WILL NEVER LET GOI KNOW IT'S A ONE WAY TRACKTELL ME NOW HOW LONG THIS WILL LASTI'M NOT GONNA FUCK MY WIFEI WILL COUNT ON OTHERSCLOSE MY EYES AND FEEL THEM CUMNOW I SEE WHAT I GOTTA DOOPEN YOUR CHASITY CAGE, IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT YEAH!OPEN YOUR CHASITY CAGE!OPEN YOUR CHASITY CAGE YEAH!
>>152126463KratosSISSIES....
I don't care what you're thinkin' as you cuck me'Cause the BBC in my two hands is enough to set me free (set me free)I could fight the feeling to resist it over timeBut when it's just too much to take, you take me from behindIs it me you say you're cucking for?Let me show you who I am and what I'm here forHere for, heyTRY TO REACH INSIDE OF MY WIFE, TRY TO DRAIN HER ENERGYLET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT I'M MADE OFSIMPLE CURIOSITY TRIES TO KEK MELET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT I'M MADE OF NOWLike a million BVLLS, she recognizes them all!And one by one, they've all become a number as they fall (as they fall)In the face of cuckoldry, oh I can't take no more!One by one they leave a black mark in her wombIs it me (is it me) you say (you say) you're cucking for?Let me show you who I am and what I have in storeIn store, hey, hey, yeahTRY TO REACH INSIDE OF MY WIFE, TRY TO DRAIN HER ENERGYLET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT I'M MADE OFSIMPLE CURIOSITY TRIES TO KEK MELET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT I'M MADE OF NOW!
My hero solos Dekuck, Sonic and Hoku btw
Why are DBZfags accusing the hilarity of a cuck like Steven soloing Invincible being the work of Sonicfags? Aren't they butthurt over Bardock vs Omniman, Kirkmanposting, and the Invincible decapitating Gohan spammer? Why are they going to bat for Invincible?