If you're not scary, what kind of a monster are you?
>>152129519>The kind the fucks human men, mother!
>>152129519>>152129579Sauce?
>>152129673Monsters University Inc. Minus 1: A Centipede's Desire, A Mother's Wrath part 2 Clash of the Mountain Gods
>>152129519Aliens aren't scary but you can still spook people with the known
>>152129519Oh yeah? Well I've stolen your nose!
>>152129519>>152129804Well. Know what I'm doing today for extra credit. Thanks.
>>152129519Cute.
>>152130346
You'd sit next to them, right?
>>152129519The UNTEACHABLE kind
>>152129519Refs please. I need more of her in my life.
>>152129519My only problem with this movie is Mike never really tries to change his approach.Every scare is him roaring when it's never worked before.
>>152129519Non conventionally scary monsters are good for sex
>>152130982I think that's the main issue the movie tackled, Mike knows how to be scary in other ways, but tries to fit himself in this rigid system that doesn't suit him
>>152129519>A molesting monster>You think spooks make them scream watch this.
>>152130386Kek.
>>152130386May as well make a party out of it. It's gonna be a long night.
>>152130386I WILL FERTILIZE ALL THE EGGS. I WILL HAVE A FAMILY.
>>152132654You must draw this now!!
>>152133447What does the monster look like?
>>152129519The type that fucks university deans senseless. You seen any of those around ma'am?
>>152130454>"Ooh ooh! Anon-kun! Come sit next to us!">Said no shadow beast ever.
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>>152129519How did she react when Mike and Sully made scream degrees worthless?
>>152134034wordswordswords
>>152134060
I AM A MONSTER NO LONGER...
>>152129519An UNTEACHABLE one...
>>152134167Are you saying you're at a loss with that image?
>>152131084RANDALL, NO!!!
>>152135033
>>152129519The rape kind
>>152129519I will always take a penny from the dish, but will never leave a penny.Your move, bitch.
>>152135602You sick bastard.
Hey gang, remember to screen any children you might have with your monster wives before you have them.
>>152135602What will you do now that they've stopped making pennies?
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>>152129519The kind that keeps attacking anything with a heart until it either dies or falls into darkness and becomes something like me.
>>152135629
>>152135626Same thing, only now each penny I take makes my pennies exponentially more valuable because I'm reducing the remaining supply. I'm gonna straight up Goldfinger this shit.
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>>152135846He's me.
>>152135271Oh Christ
>>152135857
>>152133651>Monster, with all the curvy goodness.>>152130346>>152130386Bonus: Hardscrabble, big juggs and tuft.>>152129519
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>>152129804I can't tell if you're fucking with me or if that's a real fic out there
>>152136102God I wish that was me.
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>>152134552this is just saya no uta
>>152136226I don't speak mooninite, what is that?
>>152136226Eldritch Monster Fuckers threads are basically like Fuminori when you think about it, except there's no fucked up perspectives
