Powerscaling editionQOTT: How well would your fav homestuck character fare against your fav characters from other works?Previous: >>152119313
First for Jadebloods. Whom I owed sex from.
>try to think which homestuck character is my favorite>literally can't name one that wasn't ruined for me by act 6 and/or post-canon being utter dogshit for their character
>>152133036NOTHING CAUSE I AM A FRAUD. But thanks to your message i drew something today(repost but ykno this is the new thread)
>>152134328Caliborn solos of course.
>>152134379BROS START THE GOFUNDME NOW
Biggest Money Laundering scheme since... well since homestuck gofundme's.
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25360430-9730-7499https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25360430-9730-7499https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25360430-9730-7499Like a good cowboy. You must draw
So we all agree, no matter who Jake fights, he always loses, right?
>>152134549In an incredibly suggestive way
Reminder that dadbert tried to diddle a harlequin
>>152134536>the sad terezi next to buff johnevil drawing
>>152134461Good... good...
>>152134461it looks like john is throwing a pokeball to capture lord english and I love it
>>152134328OP THAT DRAWING IS INSULTING!!!! A TOTAL LACK OF RESPECT!!! WHY IS JADE HITTING ALASTOR? They can already beat him with Casey in base form.
>>152134328uh oh
Nth for kids having fun in a wholesome manner enjoying movies together wholesomely on a wholesome couch and completely wholesome platonic body language.
day 90 of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. drew somethin6 unknowa8le to distract the hoes (they won't know what hit 'em)
>>152134797fucking love that for them. no shipping, no drama, just chilling with their friends. peaceful, serene, in their lane. it's beautiful
>>152134797looks like john gets heads tonight
>>152134807Yes anon, you understand.
>>152134797>watching movies together>sleepover>friendly skinship>borrowing each other's clothesMY GOD IT'S MAXIMUM WHOLESOME
>>152134797God I miss when this series wasn't a miserable slog.
Who is the biggest jobber in homestuck?Hardmode: Don't mention anyone who is a page.
>>152134797>>152134807>>152134821>>152134842sure brohttps://mspabooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=thenebularts
hey someone recommend me some fanfic or a fanventure where the beta kids are friends and hang out with NO romance whatsoever and it's wholesome and comfy plz
>>152134855aranea, o8viously. she jo88ed on screen. it was a cop-out, 8ut it still happened
>>152134858Nigga get out of here with your coffeeshop au slop.
>>152134866based
>>152134866no one mentioned anything about coffee nigga i just want to see 4 friends interact and chill so i can live vicariously through any and all of them at once>>152134878cringe + ur a nigger + bad taste + ratio + this is stupid + mogged + my penis bigger + romanceSLOP is cringe
>>152134857>check tag>art was made in 2025 prospitecest and dersecest fags continue to reign supreme even all these years, crazy
>>152134842It's been a slog for longer than it hasn't been
>>152134878>>152134858>>152134889EB: hey someone recommend me some Con Air fanfic where Nicolas Cage is friends with Dark Cage and hang out with NO romance whatsoever and it's wholesome and comfy plz>GG: Nigga get out of here with your coffeeshop au slop.EB: no one mentioned anything about coffee nigga i just want to see 4 friends interact and chill so i can live vicariously through any and all of them at once
>>152134944rgewt ewiyks NPOtT say thst
>>152134984someonE purgE thiS retardeD lowblooD
>>152135013hey thsat;s mresm :(
>>152134913Seriously
We shouldn't kill lowbloods we should rape them to death instead!
>>152135056>t. feferi and condy both at the same time (it's a bonding moment)
>>152135076>>152135056
>>152135056How will you rape them if they are willing?If they're willing to be raped does that mean you must kill them without rape?
>>152135192>
>>152134984>>152135013>>152135024did you all have a stroke?
>>152134902oh my
>>152133874she's super cute. where's she from
>>152135233h0n llol whart are 6iy tslkinf sabout
are there any pair of characters that have not been shipped with someone else?HARDMODE: only the kids, no adults
>>152135248dum8ass that's maplehoof. from HOMESTUCK
>>152135248>>152135268
>>152135268What's HOMESTUCK?
>>152135283nei6h>>152135287uhhh.... errr..... it's kinda like a..... uh.... when......... uh........ y'know like it's a thing where...... you.... uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>152135283protostuck if it was good
>>152135298what is a protostuck
>>152135287I think prisounebound was based on it? Idk never read it
>>152134395Spade slickFucker died unnecessarily but man was he cool up until then
>>152135339a what? is that the show that has Ellith from fortnite in it
>>152134395caliborn? eridan? how about equius? nepeta? feferi?
>>152135283Applebloom Lalonde
>>152135172Meenah would worship her at this point.
>korpus: and I'm their third
>>152134902>>152134902>>152135237Incestfags are the literal foundation of this fandom. We may not be the most numerous anymore, but we're the bedrock everything else stands upon
>>152135399>Purple blood with H-Cups.Chahut?
>>152135493Moonrunes has cosplay sex...
Moonrunes based Korpus on themself
>>152135609A Moonrunes OC
All corpulent and voluptuous troll bitches owe me bed shattering sex.
>>152135798which one
wearing my dirk shirt right now. 1 size too big but comfy, maybe I'll get the right size too down the line
>>152135786I always knew moonrunes was two people
>>152135915moonrunes is 3 kids in a trenchcoat actually
adult Joey and xefros taking smoke break
>>152136162all I want for 2026 is xefros to feel what actually being loved feels like
>>152134549Even against Tavros?
>>152136301Yes, but then Tavros also loses immediately after.
>>152136408loses to who?
>spamming gore in the whiteboardcringe
peak
>>152136711>That Nepeta with the fake belt tailI cringed so hard my spine popped
>>152136711vriska and kanaya look so hot here
>>152136711wouldpeta
>>152135493Did Moon take this picture after the full length Mallith Cosplay Sex video?
>>152136876You can tell by how clean they are no
I'm addicted to Gamkar.
>>152136913Isn't that one artist from last thread
>>152136942*Is that the oneI'm such a fat retard
>>152136942Yeah I went there and found cute Gamkar art. Not the huge fucking titties however.
>>152134800inflationfag here, is this a wall texture
>>152136954Yeah I looked as well and found the bossoms to be moderately sized
>>152136994He's so pookie.
>>152135248mhmm
In a perfect world Dirk would have used his narrative changing power to bring back those who died.
>>152137131
>>152137131i want to spank nepeta
>>152137135
>>152137135>>152137139peak
>>152137131In an even more perfect world Terezi would have produced a less retarded plan and John would have used his retcon powers do jump all the way around act 5.
>>152135931>3 kids in a trench coat>korpus au x erimos artIt all makes sense
>>152137177nouh my god
>>152137131>>152137139>>152137157Sauce?
>>152134328I commissioned a drawing of an inflated adult Nepeta farting as she deflates from an artist, send sexy adult Nepetas for the refs
>>152137215MOOOOOOOODS THEY POST CROPPED CHILD PORN AGAIN
>>152137258The realest schizo nigga I could find.
>>152137131>>152137135>>152137139Frecklepeta... Noting this down.
>>152137293Dirk wrote this...I feel bad for Dirk.
>>152137299Nooticing.
>>152137258https://x.com/DrGravyJones
>>152137293yeah but what's his name trigga
>>152137309How can i ask him to draw nepeta twerking
>>152137293To be fair I also have breakdowns when I remember that I can't be Roxy Lalonde.
>>152137318but you can be roxy lalonde, you just need a make over and my cock inside of you!
>>152135722Only after the KoFi or Patreon reaches $10K, quality production is expensive
>>152137316I dunno
>>152135722Never gonna happen and you're a pervert for wanting it but it'd probably just be in the Gamzee cosplay if anything because getting the Mallum, Ellith, or Korpus horns would probably be a pain in the ass.
>>152137309>>152137131might use this nepeta design for my fart deflation comm, dw anons it'll have a single normal panel for you to jerk off to
>>152137338Did you get your fetish from a SpongeBob episode?
>>152137326You heard it here folks, give this man your money!Also when are you posting fat Renity ass on your pixiv instead of little troll boy penises
>>152137343no i didnt, why?
I like the small troll boys you draw Moonrunes, keep it up King.
>>152137345Whenever i draw one im happy with i can probably do a full rendered piece this upcoming picarto
New fan adventure for fag chuds discovered;https://mspfa.com/?s=67566&p=1
>>152137387NO DONT PUT GASTER AS THE NAME YOU FOOL
>>152137372>Whenever i draw one im happyThe key to happiness. Drawing Renity asses.
>>152137337Weve made their horns before with no issue. Were doin this man, were makin it happen
>>152137418i don't want you to have cosplay sex. you're.. like a father figure to me moonrunes..
>>152137418I want you to have cosplay sex. You and Tri have earned it.
>>152137446>being in a parasocial relationship with some retarded drawfagCyanide pill, NOW
>>152137387>suggestion-basedDamn I should make an account on MSPFA just to drop suggestions to make Kris fuck Berdly
>>152137460Please dont talk to my son figure like that
>>152137478>literally being TroonrunesEstrogen pills, NOW
>>152137478Your fat son disgusts me.
>>152137478thak you dad. i love you.
>>152137588I love you too, son
IMPORTANT HOMESTUCK ITALIANO UPDATEhttps://mspfa.com/?s=67607&p=59
Alan is a filthy and immoral creature that shall not see the gates of Heaven.
>>152137763he's a good lad
>>152137781You could say he's ONLY a lad.
>>152137801he's a good kid, a bit misguided but on a good path. he cares for his friends and tries his best
ALAN WAS BADEVEN AS A CHILD, EVERYBODY COULD TELLEVERYONE SAID, "IF YOU DON'T GET STRAIGHT YOU'LL SURELY GO TO HELL"
I feel like there should have been more battleships in Homestuck, to add more violence. The kids would have been less annoying in Act 6 and it adds a puzzle element if green sun-poweredA manly version of Act 6 is great to envision
next update alan dies trust me my uncle works for space days
>>152137861
>>152137818Tridesert and Moonrunes have drawn him smoking so he goes to Super Hell actually.
>>152137881it's okay to have a smoke every now and then anonymous
On Gog we cracking Ellith.
>>152137898Don't you mean, having a fag?
>>152137359I dont. Its kinda problematic innit
>>152137918perhaps
>>152137781Bad boy
>>152137920>give me a homestuck artist without the problematic fetishes
>>152137973Okay cool. Anyway I wanna blow shota Mallum.
>>152137984why tho? genuine question. aren't you REPULSED by homosexuality like any self-respecting man is
please keep drawing small troll boys moonrunes
>>152137760Porco Dio that's quite a lot of pages
>>152137973My homolust is purely aesthetic. Like admiring a well sculpted statue. I would like to wish all my favourite stuckie boys a very cum inside the puss and cause prwgancy
>same fucking dozen of images, all of which have been posted 9001 times within the last two weeksGenocide all PB/SD niggers already
Thinking of writing a longer HS fic (~9k words) but my only like fic writing experience are like crappy ~1-2k word one shots. Any tips?
I wish a very pleasant morning to all Jadebloods itt.
>>152138091I'm not some experienced writer, but I've also only written short fics and am currently working on a (non-homestuck) longer one of around 20k~30k words of which I've written 8k. I just did a short list of things I wanna achieve storywise in each chapter before I started writing but am mainly playing it be ear. So, I would say make some plan but don't feel too beholden to it if you get a better idea in the process of writing itself.
>>152137760>MEDITERRANEANFUCKING KEK
>>152135399interracial(species) homosexuals are hellish, so that makes sense
>>152138192Thank you, I'll try to keep this in mind :-D
>>152138002Nah.
>>152138401
>>152138401>travels all the way from PNW to Texas just for a one-night sleepoverWhat the fuck is John's endgame?
>end up having a sloppy maid sister makeout with my aradiabot>we keep calling each other sister between kissesincest fags I'm starting to get the appeal...
>>152138411>>152138401john should not have looked at him in such an erotic manner
>>152138442Trolls can't have incest thats not how it works immersion ruined I can't jerk off to this
>>152138465thats why we're MAID sisters dummy!
>>152137760This is kino
>>152138428Total Strider seduction
>>152138471Like the canucks smoked you at the same time?
>>152134328Our begotten son Lord Jesus Christ beats anyone in these pathetic satanic cartoons
>>152138508>Our begotten son Lord Jesus Christ>OurGuys... I don't mean to alarm you... but I think God is ITT
>>152137131>>152137135>>152137139>Big titty Nepeta in a Sports bra.My dick(my hand must draw this)
>>152138002with the current situation of the world i think i need a little homosexuality kn my life
>>152138508lord god who's your favourite homestuck
none of you can stop what is about to come
>>152138665make sure to record it for us
The epilouges would have been way better if nepeta was the narrator instead of that striderfaggot
>>152138508Not a lie was told
>>152138508To be fair Jesus would have a Muse class, which is said to be powerful as fuck, if rather faggy for a man to have.What would be his aspect though?
>>152138508Okay Alan
>>152138691>the epilogues would have been better if they had even more shipfaggotry and relationship drama
>>152138707Life/Blood
>>152138665What are you going to do?
>>152138723Yup.
>>152138707Nah thats the holy spirit>God: Lord of Light>The Holy Spirit: Muse of Hope>Jesus Christ: Seer of Blood
>>152138691>>152138723At least the horrid pairings would have a good explanation
>>152138674i'll post pictures of the cosplay itself, but the cosplay sex videos will stay with me (if I even get to record it)
>>152138508A beating would be excessive, he would simply save them.
>>152138779At least take a pic of you two smooching.
>>152138779>the cosplay sex videos will stay with meGatekeeping an foid..... Don't do this to us....
>Friends with Ceabu.>Commissioned this from her.>Surprised the thread mentioned her.>Shes very happy people like her GamKar art.She says hi.
>>152138794oh, for sure
/hsg/bros, quick question. If y'all had the chance to get a Homestuck tattoo, what would you get it of and on what part of your body? No weird suggestions, I'm thinking about doing something
>>152138756>having different classpects despite sharing the same divine nature/substanceDunno that sounds a little bit heretical to me
>>152138839maybe a spirograph or something subtler
>>152138839I don't like tattoos so I don't think I would.
>>152138839I'd go with something more "abstract" like an aspect or extended zodiac sign.
>>152138805and some other softcore stuff would ne nice too, if you'd be so kind...
:33 < why is there such a high overlap betw33n being a homestuck fan and a sopranos fan? is it just /hsg/?
>>152138839Hope tramp stamp.
>>152138839Dave Strider in my Left Arm.
>>152138869it's called having good taste, dummy.
>>152138869The sopranos became trendy on tumblr a while back
why are there people that give nepeta big tits.
>>152138839either this or jake's symbol
>>152138923Blasphemers
>>152138839I have no desire to get any tattoos but I think having all the zodiac symbols in their respective blood colours tattooed around the base of the neck would be cool, either that or around each hand/arm, split into the troll session teams, other than I can only think of aspect symbols or the shirt designs of the beta/alpha kid on whatever desired part of the body for simple tattos. A Bec Noir Irezumi style tattoo on the back would be pretty damn awesome though. Some sort of billiards/felt/Lord English combo of tattoos across the body in different locations could be cool too
>>152138091Working on the next 50k word chunk of my nanowrimo au fic, I can tell you that beyond writing an outline first (it's important to know where things are going) the next hardest things to do are keeping track of who knows what and maintaining a consistent tone and character in conversations.
I went through the previous two threads and tallied up all the data from anons who posted their extended zodiac signs. Thoughts?Prospit - 15Derse - 21Space - 2Time - 5Mind - 4Heart - 4Hope - 4Rage - 1Breath - 4Blood - 2Life - 1Doom - 2Light - 5Void - 2Rust - 3Bronze - 0Gold - 3Lime - 2Olive - 5Jade - 4Teal - 3Blue - 5Indigo - 3Purple - 7Violet - 0Fuchsia - 1
>>152139034Did you post it on Ao3?
>>152139034Noting this down as well.
>>152139085Yes. That two week queue for a new account sure was fun to wait through.
>>152138839Funny you mention that. Neotribal (aka cybersigilism) is making a comeback. We're in for a new world of shitty tattoos
>>152139119...can I see it?
I need a Big Titty Nepeta to be arrested for using her breast milk in her lattes at McDonalds.
>>152139034whats nanowrimo
>>152139071that one Fuchsia anon having to wrangle all the others including 7 clowns
spread so big im the heir of ballin
>>152139071>0 bronzes>0 violetsWhat went right?
>>152138891its called having autism actually
>>152139268Same thing, really.
>>152136488Himself
>>152138869>HE FREED THE LOWBLOODS IS WHAT HE DID! HE WAS A GREAT ALTERNIAN HERO! AND IN THIS HIVE KANKRI VANTAS IS A HERO! END OF STORY!
short space days update!https://mspfa.com/?s=56284&p=191
>>152139563>edging on the brother reveal
>>152139143It's currently the only fic tagged nanowrimo 2025 in the Homestuck section, knock yourself out>>152139147It was, before LLMs rendered it somewhat of a waste of time, an annual event every November that encouraged participants to write a novel (NAtional NOvel WRIting MOnth). Beginners like me are encouraged to write at least 50,000 words instead of a complete work. A lot of people gripe about the ~1700 words per day quota that imposes.
>>152139071count moonrune2 in bronze ca5te
>>152139720becau2e that5 my 2hitty typing quirkmy cool typing quirk i5 too cool for you
>>152139602Thx
>>152139720>36The Hours. 364
>>152138614i think that GOD would be very fond of nepeta
>>152139720>dead You haven't seen a dead general yet.
>>152139720You want a dead general?Star vs. threads. I had to keep bumping a Hekapoo thread myself for a week and a half.
>>152139954I mean we were dead but we came back like a bad tumor.
>>152139954again, not even close
>>152140007Is that gamjade
>>152139954>gets destroyed and banished away many, many years ago>raises up to haunt the living again after the practitioner of dark arts(Viv) breaks the curseI think that's more of a lich than a zombie.Or maybe /hsg/ is just the regular old kind of demonic, who knows.
>>152139563Im preordering Skye's brother, just in case. None of you fags can have him hes preemptively mine.
>>152140062its jadekat
>>152140062>can't tell the trolls apart after their hornsNGMI
>>152139071Purple Chads rise up and beat the shit out of every lowblood.
>>152140230Send in the clowns
The way moonrunes draws loli and shota... i kneel... need loli renity
>>152140284What if he gave that Renity big, fat tits?
>>152140429if they're bigger than her ass I'm gonna turn into one of those PB antis.
>>152140230Seems like you guys have already beaten the shit out of bronzes so hard they went extinctWhich is a shame because they're highly breedable
I'm a limeblood, help
>>152140491*puts u out of your misery*
>>152140491We're going to rape you to death!
>>152140491brolee-sama...
>>152138800Tell her I find the way she draws Gamzee and his hands enchanting.Also nice bewbs.
>>152138869>howw bout that pricks face wwhen he saww the wwand
Why are the kids all of a sudden Moomins in Collide?
Feels good to be a Jadeblood.
>>152140491I'll use purpleblood privilege to keep you relatively safe in exchange for you being my sexpet.
>>152140639How do you feel about owing >>152134361 sex?
>>152140678It would only be right.
>>152140613Art team given too much creative liberties
>>152140613didnt temmie chang make this panel or im i misremembering
>>152138839Your suggestions have been noted down successfully. Thank you for your cooperation.
>>152140613If I had to guess at least some of the TOG people Hussie sent to work on Collide instead of on Hiveswap(no refunds!) were Newgrounds alumni
>>152140613Too many cooks in the kitchen.
>>152139792Thank you. She should have this
>engineering autist>indigo bloodI feel like I'm playing into some kinda stereotype, amazing.
>>152140613It's to drive the point how soulless Collide is when compared to Cascade and Jack: Ascend
>>152140883Are we all engineers? Lmao
homestuck affair oc
>>152141099janedirk kid?
>>152141099Rape him.
I NEEEEEEEEDPROSPITCEST GRAAAAAA
>>152141118dave jane
>>152141149fuck my narrative powers are not that good. do it dikrjane
>>152141160quick sketch just for you
>>152141266my narrative powers made janedirk fankid... get bent dirk
>>152141266Dirty Gerty
>>152140922Hey look buddy, we're Indigos, that means we solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty", that would fall into your conundrums of philosophy. We solve practical problems.
What should I draw?
>>152141483Big chested Jane.
>>152141483davefef
>>152141483Peaceful equius watching beasts frolic in the fields
>>152140883I am the engineer.
>>152141483Bikini Nepeta lounging around
>>152141483Requesting buff Korpus on his computer.
>>152141483Please draw Dave and Terezi at a state fair getting into mischief.
>>152141483Draw one of these two >>152141099 >>152141266
>>152141494>>152141515>>152141724drawfag here.okay these are interesting. i will see what i can do.
>>152141980Thank you anon!
Are you going to buy?https://x.com/homestuck/status/2011891139318800758
>>152138401>>152138411>bro will never look at you with a predatory glarewhy live
>>152139071>only 1 life player>only 1 rage player>5 fucking light playershow do we solve the light overpopulation?
>>152138839my aspect to remind me to be the best version of myself
>>152142261Judging by how every light player in the comic makes suicidally retarded decisions, I think the problem will sort itself out
light players census. post classpect
>>152142261I think the Mind Players are gonna come in clutch.
>>152142261The doom players can fuck them
>>152142385I'm Seer of Void.
>>152142340They'll be sluts though, so you never know who is cheating on who. There is probably someone who has all of the Light Player harem.
>>152142493i can get it cuz youre a blind fuck
