CRYSTAL GEM WEDGIE
Stayvaaaaaaahhhhhnnnn
>>152137014Is that TJ miller on pearls mobile?
>>152137024It's Stephen McDaniel.
>>152137053Correct me if im wrong, but Isnt that the dude who tried faking insanity after having a supreme gentleman moment?
>>152136981He's not ugly enough to be Steven. He needs a literal pig nose to pull it off.
>>152137071>He's not ugly enough to be StevenTbh we need more ugly bastard steven art, it would finally make steven a based character
>>152137062Did the guy you’re thinking of throw the lady into the trash? Because if so then yes.
>>152137192>Did the guy you’re thinking of throw the lady into the trash?I have no fucking idea what youre talking about. I have to study my social cleanser lore some more i guess
>>152137062I don't think he tried faking insanity, he did fake a little breakdown when he "learned" during an interview that the body was discovered.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSK47WlZ6AcThat's become infamous, likewise his police interrogation where he just goes ultimate autism-mode is infamous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma0wDl10bT0
>>152137561I never saw the full videos, but i thought the reason why the interrogation video achieved meme status was because he was faking insanity in them and faking it badly too. I should know more of this case anyways im usually well versed in true crime lore like this
>>152137665>picI fucking hate that shit so much.
>>152137690Zoomer moralfaggotry makes me wish these snot nosed fuckers were beaten more as kids to toughen them up. I cannot wrap my head around how a generation who grew up on the wild west of the internet grew up to be such safe space pussies
>>152137690>>152137756Youtube forces people to do that to appease advertisers, not to appeal to zoomer sensibilities.
>>152137884Why do advertisers act so uptight themselves either? It makes no sense why theyre so prudish
>>152137024>artist never drew the pearl nudeIT'S NOT FAIR
>>152138205I know anon it pissed me off too
>>152137903They're not. Every few years [someone] causes an uproar over the content that ads are playing on. The advertisers pull their ads from youtube and youtube goes into panic mode since it's already not profitable. Eventually [someone] comes up with a solution and to make advertisers return ASAP they cut them a better deal.
>>152138731Why cant advertisers then just ignore these bitchy karens? Its not that hard thats what people used to do to PTA cunts
>>152137756It's the opposite these days. 2010 Internet was goofy fun. 2020 is just a bunch of angry bubbles looking for excuses to fight with each other.
>>152138753They are the bitchy karens, Anon. They create the outrage, pull, then get better deals to return.
>>152138780Then how do they expect to make money if no one wants to buy their extremely sanitized shit products or shows?
FUCK STEVEN UNIVERSE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>152138807These adpocalypses only last a few weeks at best. They get their ads back up with a better deal. How are you not understanding this?
>Steven gets to fuck gem baddies until they poof and basically you're stupid!
Lapis sexooo>https://files.catbox.moe/xw1ynu.gif
>>152140734I miss relatedguy so much
>>152136981Steven is such a faggot. He spends most of the earlier seasons being overly whiny and infantile and then becomes a self centered asshole with a chip on his shoulder later. He goes from an annoying screw up who unintentionally does a few helpful things to a complete jerk. Onion, Sour Cream, and even Lars have infinitely better arcs and characterizations than Steven.
>>152136981I don't remember this episode of Jimmy Neutron
>>152139940Clappable blue butt cheeks
>>152137062>>152137665You're probably thinking of Nikolas Cruz
>>152140946same.He drew the best connie
I’m glad no one ITT is talking about how hot wedgies are and how there was a conspiracy among 2000s children entertainment to ruin a generation of kids by subliminally brainwashing wedgie fetishes into them
>>152142500Yeah thats the guy i was thinking of. What did he do again?
>>152142566https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkland_high_school_shooting
>>152142585Oh isnt that the shooting with that skin head cunt dyke who admitted to bullying the shooter but the media propped her up as a hero because she said that guns were le bad? Bitches like her are why i dont feel bad for teenagers when incidents like that go down because some like her deserve it. Highschool teens are animals
>>152142500Why js he wearing a dress?
>>152137884it's both
It would be in-character for Steven to give Peridot the wedgie of a lifetime.
>>152142656He's gay as fuck for not impregnating her
>>152141155Kek
>>152142612Wizard robe.>>152142670I wonder how Peridotfag is doing.
>>152142805
>>152142656>shortstack>leotard>irritating nerdPeridot was made for toecurling atomic wedgies
>>152142844how does a wedgie work with a leotard?
>>152142857Slide hand between legholes and *yoink*
>>152136981dudes like, steven, but male wtf
>>152142882I'm not sure if her outfit has legholes, it actually looks more like one of those really tight bodysuits cyclists wear
>>152137756It's not just that they're moralfags, it's that they're self-righteous, two-faced moralfags will gleefully ruin someone's life over trivial shit and just say "We just wanted them to "do better""
Describe Steven in one word
>>152137085SU Future really fucked up Steven as a character
>>152143020Fag.
>>152143020gay
>>152143020Coping
>>152142980I dont understand why self righteous faggotry is such a potent drug for the newer generation. And every side had their own form of it
>>152143020Fat
>>152143020Ingrate
>>152143020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djTRWEyiP5s
>>152143020mangina
>>152143020
>>152137756I graduated high school a couple years ago, so I'm familiar with Zoomer culture. This is literally because platforms want to be as safe and sterile as possible. Guys still laugh at edgy jokes and wouldn't tattletale on you if you do so. The pampered zoomers, the ones you guys cry about, are only a vocal minority because they bitch and moan about everything.I don't know about my generation as a whole, this is what I can gather through social media (IG reelz, discord, x, wherever zooms hangout at) and my friends, so I could be over-generalizing here. I've never met a pampered zoomer outside of those tranny servers.
>>152143819Im in my late 20s and went to a college for a year last year and all the early 20 somethings were either way too PC or the minority were asmongold subbed losers who werent. It was the worst of both worlds
>>152136981Never really grew up with SU and always thought it looked whatever. Never hated it like some do but it never did anything for me at the time. Just seemed to be a another AT-like show but with none of the humor or charm to me. It probably didn't help it came out when the AT hype was starting to die down and I was probably growing out of CN at that point. Surprised it managed to build it's audience it had but whatever to each his own.
>>152143020Jewish
>>152143020Mamón
>>152138759the salty spitoon was fun to the patrons who visited it, they get to roughhouse each other yet even when they get literally knocked out of the building, they still want to come back in, excited to enter the establishment and rejoin the fightweenie hut jr's on the other hand seemed really boring with two bald nerds arguing about pointless bullcrap with sausages in their hands
>>152137756>>152137884It's both, but the majority is Youtube bending over backwards for advertisers because THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!!! They use psychology and associate because the average retard will see coke and a murder video and be disgusted by coke, though they should already be disgusted by cola.
>>152143020Homo
>>152143020Cuck
>>152143020Rapebait
That one scene from Nightmare Hospital looked like the corrupted gem was trying to go into her shorts and give her a wedgie.
>>152145668>They use psychology and associate because the average retard will see coke and a murder video and be disgusted by cokeNobody actually does this. If anything if i see a video on youtube about cartel beheadings with an ad before advertizing coke ill wanna get a soda to enjoy the video with
>>152136981Deport all ROCK PEOPLE
>>152142844Wrong. She's made for toe-curling atomic BREEDING.
>>152146540Nope. It is the Fisting Monster. Made to Fist, and Connie was seconds away from being a screaming, involuntarily cumming sock puppet.
>>152147214>a screaming, involuntarily cumming sock puppet.Why do so many women orgasm during rape? Is it because they secretly enjoy it deep down?
