What do you think he's drawing in the afterlife?
>>152139288Dilbert
>>152139288He's in the ground he's not drawing anything there is no afterlife.
>>152139288RanchOrCool ranch
>>152139300
>>152139288Dilbert working in a purgatory office.
>>152139288He's getting buttraped by the PHB
>>152139288Garfield kneeling Dilbert's neck
He's worm food
So who owns the copyright now? He had no children and every publisher ditched him.
He spent the last 15 years of his life trying to break out of the shadow of being a cartoonist, if that man is drawing anything he's in eternal torment right now.
>>152139293Fippy bippy
>>152139300He’s in the boiler room of Hell with his gold digger wife. He has to relive the pain of lying to himself and everyone around him about the vaccine that ultimately killed him. He has to relive his agonizing cancer death over and over again for eternity while his eyeballs melt and his skin flays as he’s roasted over a repeatedly turning spit by a devil.
>>152139288Not breath, that's for sure.
>>152139288There’s no such thing as an afterlife. We made it up.
>spent nearly his entire adult life suggesting christcucks are delusional >last minute JESUS-SAMA SAVE ME after his ball cancer fucked over his skeletonDude's being whipped as he draws libtard Dilbert in hell, if anything.
>>152139314prove an afterlife exists, Mr Pi
>>152139314Buck up, buttercup. Your ten year old reddit meme can't save you from non-existence.>>152139986We have a winner.
>>152139300Actually God is real, Heaven is real, free will is real, Jesus is real, and you, yes (You), the anon reading this, you're gonna turn your life around and make it, it's not to late for you uwu
>>152139399Everyone. We all own Dilbert now as a symbol of the working class.
>>152139288A blank.
You aren't allowed to create things in heaven it would be a mockery of God's role.
>>152140363By that logic, humans wouldn't be allowed to create on earth, either.
>>152139399He was a Conservative and never had kids?
>>152140028>last minute JESUS-SAMA SAVE ME after his ball cancer fucked over his skeletonYep. He's in Heaven now. That's how it works, Timmy.
Briefly subscribing to his Locals so I can download all of the Dilbert Reborn comics.The last one btw
>>152140388He was a late in life conservative, by most accounts he was pretty apolitical during his early career, maybe best described as a centrist.
>>152140319Horosho! Time to make a schlocky public domain horror film based on Dilbert.>>152140372Tower of Babel, 2nd Commandment, golden calf.
>>152140446Pretty sure most people don't worship drawings, houses, music compositions, etc. Is the Sistine Chapel sinful? Should every cathedral be demolished and replaced with a cardboard box?
>>152140409Fear of potential Hell isn't a free pass into Heaven in Christian faith.You have to actually regret the bad shit you did and be a true believer in Christ's divinity.
>>152140478and god is the ultimate judge of whether or not he did that. People in crisis like him tend to go to christ.
>>152140657not because they believe but because they fear the potential consequences of not believingdo not pass GO, do not collect $200, go straight to hell
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>>152141516Since Adams threads are /pol/ lite anyway, I gotta ask: everyone with sense understands that things rarely just "leak" in the modern world. If people are talking about the island, that means someone let that happen. Probably as a distraction to keep people from talking about something they ACTUALLY want kept secret. My question is, what would they be?P.S. Dilbert could beat Ethan
>>152139288something for Satan
>>152139288hes having spicy indian dilburritos shoved up his ass while boiling away in a lake of niggerjizz
>>152139300>So that’s it after over 20 years of office jokes? So long good luck?
>>152141545The Pedo Island shit was an open secret among elites, including some people who could ostensibly get away with tattling on it. The real question isn't how Epstein was caught so much as how he was actually held accountable, which is almost unheard of for someone like him.The finer context will probably never be known. For all we know, some billionaire just had it out for Epstein personally and pulled some strings to had him fucked over royal.
>>152140255Thanks anon, you're sweet
>>152139293>Dilbert in heaven looking atound>Dilbert:"Huh, the demographics around here are not quite what I expected.">Dogbert:"Is it the low number of blacks?">Dilbert:"No, that makes sense. I just figured there would be atleast one mormon."
>>152139288Well, I think Pascal's wager is bad logic, so the odds of him drawing anything in heaven is really low.
>>152139288Recently watched Dilbert and it's WAAAAY funnier than the cartoon strip. I kind of thought it was gonna be closer to The Critic in terms of "hit and miss" humor, but it's actually closer to Golden Age Simpsons where it's hitting a bunch of jokes back-to-back. Especially S1, there's a ton of hitters there. If we're talking real soul stuff, I think his soul is wandering around trying to look for God. I don't think he fully believed by the end, so I don't think his soul knows what to look. It'll probably find it at some point, but I have no idea how time works in spiritual world so maybe he already found his way into Heaven. I think majority of people make it into Heaven and the only ones who don't are those who refuse.
>>152141791as far as I can recall, it was the very first adult animated series to do serialized seasonal plot arcs. Every other series before that tried the Flintstones thing, where it's just a sitcom and everything resets at the end of the ep
>if you do things I approve of you go to good place :) :) if you do things I don't approve of you go to big scary meanie place :( >:( :(Can't believe people peddle this shit without feeling embarrassed for themselves.
>>152139300Unless you convert last minute, then he goes to hell for trying that shit.
>>152140419I want this archive! Locals sucks... just give me a ZIP for $20 or somethings.
>>152139288>No sticky Mods = Fags
>>152140446>Horosho! Time to make a schlocky public domain horror film based on Dilbert.So basically something like American Psycho but instead of a Executive, it's just some Office worker going postal.
>>152140388I think he had a son that killed himself.
>>152142155Do you also show up to parties after they're over and complain they didn't happen?
>>152142155There was one and that's more than a lot of /co/ related people who also passed away got.
>>152141545>>152141744Frankly I think it's foolish to expect some deep rabbit hole like it's some Conspiracy Thriller story. The 1%, the Elites, they're no different from Aristocrats and Nobles of the olden times. I think it's as simple as they all thought they were too high, mighty, and powerful to "Get caught" and since most normal people don't just see conspiracy everywhere, or assumed off the bat that someone's a pedo, that a "Secret pedo island" would sound ridiculous. Simple fact is, they got caught because they got complacent. And now they're desperately trying to cover it up before it destroys their power bases they've worked on for decades. Then again would it be the first time someone's house of cards get's undone by one carless action?
>>152139288Worms?
>>152142212to add, on my end I'm just tired of people saying conspiracy for everything these days. We used to be a saner world.
>>152140388I wouldn't even say he was a conservative. He came across a poll that asked participants if it was "ok to be white" and when he saw that 26% of blacks said it wasn't ok and another 21% said they weren't sure it just tilted him. He called those participants hateful and all the newspapers fired him for it. It was the era of BLM riots and shit, every big company was scrambling to project how virtuous they were into the public consciousness.Scott was just a friendly boomer who grew up in a very peaceful era, he started his cartoon in the late 80s. He wasn't built for this modern era of woke radical race politics bullshit. I wouldn't call him a conservative, more like a deer in the headlights of Internet mass hysteria.
>>152142240You have to remember that most conspiratorial thinking isn't based on suspicion, it's based on wishful thinking and an inability to accept that reality is boring and complicated. People care more about whether a conspiracy theory justifies their biases than whether or not it's plausible.
>>152139288Hard to draw when all the paper keeps getting burnt up.
>>152142277Exactly. No cabals, or secret bullshit. Just bored rich folks being stupid.
>>152142324Yeah bro a pedophile island is an open secret among the rich and is allowed for decades along with Harvey Weinstein's rapes but there's no cabal no siree it's just wealthy people cause... money! They just throw money at the problem! They don't have to cultivate networks and communication styles to stay plausibly deniable it's #justrichpeoplethings
>>152141791What did you of the plot of the series finale?
>>152142244>I wouldn't even say he was a conservativehe was kissing Trump's ass so hard he was tasting what they ate at Mar-a-Lago for lunch
>>152142357Then not a very competent one. Frankly I don't want to feed the conspiratorial thinking machine. But that's because I've always associated Conspiracy with Crazy people in tin foil hats.Like if I just went "Ok this was a conspiracy" then where do you go from there? There are some people that really think coincidence just never exists, and there's always some reason or some group that causes shit. That's just plain unhealthy, and it's why I am sorta downplaying if this is truly conspiracy or not; because we have enough schizos as it is.
>>152142393and begging him to get moved up the cancer list. Which is pretty shitty to do.
>>152142357>it's just wealthy people cause... money!I think the number of people who don't end up being some kind of criminal pervert when they end up with a smidge of money or power is a lot smaller than you'd hope.If you can have whatever you want, you want whatever you can't have. I think it's just human nature.
