here's your next helping of spider girl slop!>The Amazing Spider-Man: Spider-Versity #1>Miles Morales, Spider-Gwen, Silk, Araña, Spider-Boy and Spider-Girl have one thing in common — THEY AREN’T READY. According to former Resolute Spider-Man NORMAN OSBORN. So he and Spider-Woman are going to TRAIN THEM to meet the next threat — the only way the Green Goblin knows how. Because the next threat might well BE the Green Goblin!https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/2857479/the-amazing-spider-man-spider-versity-1
Sex with every Spider-kid.
>>152140273I’m more surprised that this didn’t already exist given the obscene amount of Spider-Person shilling as of late.
posting the announcement article>The last few years have marked a very strange journey for Norman Osborn in Marvel's Amazing Spider-Man comics. Once the undisputed king of the hill when it comes to Spider-Man villains, Norman has seen his sins erased and his mind restored, becoming an unlikely ally to Peter Parker in the process. That relationship will continue to evolve in The Amazing Spider-Man: Spider-Versity, as the former Green Goblin becomes a mentor to heroes like Miles Morales and Spider-Gwen.>The Amazing Spider-Man: Spider-Versity is a five-issue series that spins directly out of Joe Kelly's ongoing The Amazing Spider-Man series. The book is co-written by Kelly and Jordan Morris (Predator: Bloodshed), with art by Pere Pérez (The Amazing Spider-Man: Torn) and covers by Giuseppe Camuncoli and Todd Nauck.>Marvel's official logline for Spider-Versity #1 teases, "Miles Morales, Spider-Gwen, Silk, Araña, Spider-Boy and Spider-Girl have one thing in common – THEY AREN’T READY. According to former Resolute Spider-Man NORMAN OSBORN. So he and Spider-Woman are going to TRAIN THEM to meet the next threat – the only way the Green Goblin knows how. Because the next threat might well BE the Green Goblin!">IGN had a chance to speak with Kelly and Morris to learn more about the new series and what happens when Osborn tries to mentor a younger generation of heroes. Unsurprisingly, one of the main selling points for both writers with this series is the opportunity to write Norman Osborn in a more heroic light. This is a man who once murdered Gwen Stacy and orchestrated the Clone Saga, yet now he's doing his best to live by Peter Parker's example.
>>152140360>"Norman is a fascinating character, truly one of the great comic book villains of all time," Morris tells IGN. "I’m trying to look at him like Pete would. Norman has done so many terrible things, many of them to Pete specifically, but Pete believes in people and their ability to be their best selves. When I’ve been writing for Norman, I’ve been trying to summon my inner Pete and view this guy not as one of the worst villains in history, but as someone who has made mistakes, identified them as mistakes and is actively trying to change. I think there’s something heroic about taking steps to be a better person and I want to give Norman credit for that.">Kelly adds, "It's been the fun kind of challenge for me since I took on the book. Norman was left in this 'sin-free' status quo, but he's still an egotistical and entitled dude who's quick to anger... and also, he wants to live up to Peter's example. Characters like that who are at odds with their own nature are juicy to write.>Given the turbulent history between Spidey and Norman, it's safe to assume that there will be a lot of friction between Norman and his young charges. Not everyone is thrilled at the idea of the ex-Green Goblin calling the shots.>"The younger Spiders all have their own take," Morris says. "Some of them are stoked, some are more wary (specifically the ones Norman has killed before). To a certain extent, they’re all students of Pete. Even the ones who haven’t trained with him specifically see him as a role-model. Since Pete has forgiven Norman, the other Spiders are willing to give him a chance. Even though certain members of the team are more prickly, they all share the try-and-see-the-best-in-people ethos that is so important to Pete.">"Not to mention that he handed them their webs the first time they crossed paths!" Kelly says. "'Complicated' is a word that comes to mind."
>>152140367>Perhaps the most immediately fascinating thing about Spider-Versity is the idea that Norman will be teaching Gwen Stacy. This is the version of Gwen from Earth-65, not the one Norman killed, but still, we have to imagine there's a lot of bad blood between these characters worth exploring.>"The Norman/Gwen relationship is FASCINATING and something the team has been talking about a lot," Morris says. "Yes, there’s gallons of bad blood. Not only does Gwen have the rockiest history with Norman but her armor is a little thicker than some of the other Spiders to begin with. It would be very understandable for her to just kick his butt and be done with it, but in the recent pages of Amazing Spider-Man, Norman has done some truly heroic things. Gwen will be keeping an eye on Norman for sure but I think deep down she wants him to have changed.">Also intriguing is the fact that Norman will be partnered with a veteran Spider in the form of Spider-Woman Jessica Drew. How does she deal with this unlikely alliance and the idea of becoming colleagues with Norman Osborn?>"Spider-Woman is here to keep an eye on the kids and generally be awesome at all times," Morris says. "She’s skeptical of Norman’s 'let’s train the Spiders' proposal but she definitely knows the value of a good team-up. She’s been an Avenger, S.W.O.R.D agent, S.H.I.E.L.D agent, and should probably be given honorary X-Men status at this point. The Spiders team up fairly often but it’s almost always impromptu, disorganized and more than a little chaotic (Spiders gonna Spider, after all). Jessica is of course wary of Norman, but she sees this as a potential path to the Spiders leveling up so, to her, it’s worth the risk.">With Kelly co-writing the series, we were curious just how closely Spider-Versity connects to The Amazing Spider-Man. What threat is Norman trying to prepare his students for anyway?
>>152140375>"Joe and Co. have been doing some truly wild and wonderful stuff in the pages of Amazing Spider-Man," Morris says. "As a reader, there’s been moments in every issue that have sent my jaw directly to the floor. It’s not only a big story for Pete but for so many of the characters in his extended cast. So yes, this story will be dealing with some of the more delightfully bonkers elements of Joe’s run so far. If you’ll allow me a brief detour to geek out a bit: I’ve been a reader of Joe’s for years. He’s written some of my favorite comics ever. To be able to tell this story with him has been such an honor. I absolutely cannot believe this is happening.">Morris continues, "Anyway, what were we talking about? Ah yes, the specific threat. I don’t want to say too much and spoil the surprise but yes, there’s a very cool big bad in the shadows that will put this new Spider-team to the test. The Spiders want to be on the level of teams like The Avengers and X-Men but that means going up against the kind of threats those teams deal with on the reg. Does that wet your whistle? Seriously, how wet is your whistle right now?">Kelly adds, "Spider-Versity spins directly out of the events of Amazing Spider-Man, and Norman has a definitive threat in mind that he's trying to protect the young Spiders against. One he knows intimately. But even for a master planner like Norman, things may perhaps go awry, and the kids will face some unexpected threats. Nothing like learning on the job!">Finally, Morris praised Pérez's artwork on the series, saying "I’m beyond stoked to be working with Pere on this book! I’m such a fan of his work on Marvel’s recent TVA mini-series. His team-up action is awesome and his characters are so wonderfully expressive. So far he’s nailing not only the thwip-heavy Spider fight scenes but the comedy and drama bits as well. I can’t wait for readers to see this gorgeous book!"
>>152140378>https://www.ign.com/articles/norman-osborn-will-mentor-the-spider-man-family-in-spider-versity
>>152140273Spider-man needs a clean slate without all these characters. I like Bailey but c'mon.
>one of the Spiders "makes the ultimate sacrifice" in ASM #21>everyone featured here is obviously alive and well>Norman is being referred to as a former Spider-ManUnless Ben is getting abruptly killed off again, I guess the ultimate sacrifice just refers to Norman no longer being Spider-Man.
Norman can bang Jessica.Bailey can hook up with Akana.My boy Miles gonna have Gwen, Cindy and Anya all to himself though. Nice!
>>152140436I think the “spider” with the ultimate sacrifice is new character Captain Kintsugi, who just joined the other Spiders last month.
>>152140464If they're really counting him as a Spider, that's bullshit.
>>152140473I think that’s the case. He literally just joined the other Spiders in December.Plus I feel Joe Kelly would rather kill his own creation than the other spiders.
We better have a panel where Spider-Girl jealously compares her flat body to the full figures of Spider-Woman, Silk, Ghost-Spider and Araná.
>Spider-DEIs mentored by Elon Musk if shot with a "Feel Bad About Yourself" gunWho the fuck is this book meant to appeal to?!
>>152140534You're going to get a scene where she says that she should have taken Rogue's offer
The Goblin Cult is back, remember that.
>>152140579It’s made for Me.It’s has waifus Cindy, Gwen, Anya and Akana.My self insert Miles.Many /co/ self inserts with Bailey.Norman being disgruntled authority figure.With MILF Jessica Drew acting as the hot counterpoint teacher from Norman.Just needs fellow Spider-MILF Julia Carpenter.
>>152140273SeriouslyWHAT DOES JESSICA DREW HAS TO DO WITH FUCKING PETER PARKER, MARY JANE WATSON-PARKER AND THEIR CAST?
>>152140720>My self insert Miles.
>>152140579Shareholders that want a cheap MCU series about popular characters.
Anyone who unironically likes Crime-Man Morales should unironically have their head caved in with a cinder block.
>>152140739Jessica already lost one child due to Hydra.She’d want to make sure the spiders were ready for anything that comes out them.
>>152140833Miles is the best!
>>152140739Likely forced onto Kelly as no one wants to touch Jess with a 20ft pole
>>152140720>Many /co/ self inserts with BaileyA couple of shotafags aren't many
>>152140852at robbing shoe stores and failing first grade math tests at age 25, I'm sure he's great. He'll always be a faggy character for hormone dosing faggots with a nog fetish.
>>152140273When Is Spider-Gwen going back TO HER OWN DIMENSION.
>>152140910Never. They need her to hook up with Miles for synergy.
>>152140910It'll be years. Too many people in management have put themselves on record as supporting it, and that always means those people have to find ways to avoid facing reality until they're in a different company. None of these characters are able to succeed on their own, they're just an albatross around Spider-Man's neck, which is the actual draw. That also helps said management obscure the overall lack of market interest. Look at how long it took for them to let Kamala melt into a background character, and even then she's still popping up occasionally.
>>152140273Norman Osborn ruthlessly milking one of the best redemption arcs of all time.I think Norman has really come into his own as a hero, like it or not. I think we should accept that he's sticking around as a hero, and that Miles has a lot to learn and a lot to prove from a better, perhaps even SUPERIOR, Spider-Man. Nobody cares about Gwen Stacy since she was replaced by Spider-Gwen, and I think we should stop holding it over him.
>Norman Osborn kills thousands of people including Peter's baby and the only thing that comes of it is being a superheroI have to stop caring
>>152140910Never.She’s literally a part of 616 now along with her dad.
>>152140910Earth-65 was erased to oblivion.>>152140956Marvel learned that from DC with Luthor.Just look at Lex happy that Clark is finally being the SUPERMAN DC needs it at the latest DC K.O. issue >>152123793
Sorry Gwenschizos, Milesfags, and Paultards, but I think it's time to face facts>Norman Osborn is STAYING a good guy, and Gwen Stacy's death has been retconned by Spider-Gwen taking her place>Miles Morales needs a mentor and hasn't paid his dues, Norman Osborn is just the kind of guy to whip this incompetent kid into shape>Paul has no place here in the Spider-Family, and Peter's going to be too busy doing MJ and other important stuff to care about what's happening to a bunch of C-list knockoffs of himself.
>>152140273Norman's looking pretty dark in that pic, are they race-swapping him like in Friendly Neighbor? That might be a good move, I think Miles needs more positive African American role models.
>>152140913Based. Also Silk and Araná need to get with Miles as well.
>>152141023Spider-Gwen hasn’t replaced normal Gwen in 616 history. We know that since last year. Like in the Gwen clone that was in Gwenpool.Miles mentor is the god Anansi.Someone needs to raise Dylan Brock, since Eddie Brock and Mary Jane aren’t doing it. So we need Paul and his man bun.
>>152140375>"The Norman/Gwen relationship is FASCINATING and something the team has been talking about a lot," Morris says. "Yes, there’s gallons of bad blood. Not only does Gwen have the rockiest history with Norman but her armor is a little thicker than some of the other Spiders to begin with. It would be very understandable for her to just kick his butt and be done with it, but in the recent pages of Amazing Spider-Man, Norman has done some truly heroic things. Gwen will be keeping an eye on Norman for sure but I think deep down she wants him to have changed."I hope they really capture the intense sexual tension Gwen and Norman have always had with one another over the years.SINS PAST 2: SIN HARDER
How will Spider-Girl fair, surrounded by all these slutty role models like Jessica Drew and Silk?
>>152141114>Spider-Gwen hasn’t replaced normal Gwen in 616 history.Yes, she has. Even Norman is confusing Spider-Gwen for 616 Gwen, even though he already knew they weren't the same person as far back as Spencer's run!>Miles mentor is the god Anansi.He obviously can't cut it seeing as Norman utterly bodied him in Amazing. Miles has been useless, Norman has been getting shit DONE. Miles needs to step up, for fuck off!>Someone needs to raise Dylan BrockTrying to groom Dylan Brock isn't the same thing as raising Dylan Brock anon. I'm sorry things went so badly with your own family.
>>152141169>Even Norman is confusing Spider-Gwen for 616 GwenThat's pretty telling. I mean, who knows Gwen Stacy better than Norman Osborn, at this point?
>>152140273>An entire team of spin offs with the same powersets and themes.Jesus
>Miles Morales,Kek not even Marvel calls him Spider-Man
>>152141159She'll become a lesbian and then try to flirt with the girls at the Karate club!
>>152141250I think they are starting to give up.
>ArañaFinally he is back to her initional state:-Teen Again-Aranã name-Urban cool clothes.Got love the "we fuck up the caracter so back to zero"
>>152140852>>152140852Wait black guys can get trans girls pregnant?
>>152141169>>152141250>You know, it's a bit confusing for me always have to call you Spider-Man, son. How about you 'do your own thing' and come up with a name of your own. What about "Spin?">Gee golly gosh Mr. Osborn, that's a great idea! From now on, I'm going to call myself Spin!
>>152140273Didn't Miles had an armor?
>>152141292It's because Norman is a better, stronger, and tougher Spider-Man than Miles!
>>152141311He stopped using it because it was tech based and he has too many tech-based villains.It was honestly complete horseshit but getting new costumes you never use again for no real reason is a Peter Parker hallmark.
>>152141323>It was honestly complete horseshit but getting new costumes you never use again for no real reason is a Peter Parker hallmark.It think it became a thing after BND though.You had maybe the Spider-Armor in the comics, but its more like a joke.
>>152141292Miles can't be Spider-Man, that's Peter's name, and now, Norman's! It'll get too confusing with THREE people running around with the same name. They should demote him down to Spin, it's for the best.
>>152141281>Miles mentor is the god Anansi.trans-girls get fat fast
>>152141356Did Miguel returned to the future?Because he was also running around calling himself Spider-man
>>152141387He's Spider-Man 2099, idiot!
I really hope they get the same cover artist from this Heroes for Hire comic to do covers for Spider-Versity.
>>152140579It’s for me.Jessica/Bailey shota moments because she misses her son.Norman grooming this Gwen.Mikes and Araná speaking in Spanish how white people be crazy.Silk upset that no one is paying attention to her. Gwen wanting Miles.The loli Akana getting spanked by Norman for disobeying an order.
>>152140367>"Some of them are stoked, some are more wary (specifically the ones Norman has killed before). Norman hasn't killed any of them (sadly).>To a certain extent, they’re all students of Pete.They aren't. In fact, other than Bailey, they all showed contempt towards him.>Even the ones who haven’t trained with him specificallyEveryone but Bailey.>see him as a role-model. No, they don't.>Even though certain members of the team are more prickly, they all share the try-and-see-the-best-in-people ethos that is so important to Pete."When did that happen?>>152140375>"Yes, there’s gallons of bad blood. Not only does Gwen have the rockiest history with NormanWhat, that one time he hit on her? Is there even any pretense about 65 being a person and not an empty stand-in for a character no one knows?>but her armor is a little thicker than some of the other Spiders to begin with.Bitch just abandoned her universe for the 5th time.>Gwen will be keeping an eye on Norman for sure but I think deep down she wants him to have changed."This is just like my japanese netorare!>>152140378>"Spider-Versity spins directly out of the events of Amazing Spider-Man, and Norman has a definitive threat in mind that he's trying to protect the young Spiders against. One he knows intimately.Roderick is back to being Miles' punching bag, I see.Yeah, I think Spi-Diversity is gonna suck. Also, lmao at shoving Hakuna Matata there last second. Did she even talk to Bailey in her shoddy run?
>>152140273Based. Norman won.
>>152140720>>152141422^^ faggots
>>152141595Iron Man, Captain American, and Thor?Worthless jobbers.The Green FVCKING GOBLIN? Teacher. SCHOLAR. GOD.
>>152141633Miles needs guidance from a Superior Spider-Man…
Based Norman whipping these useless losers and disgraces into shape for Peter.
>>152140273>pedo containment threaddon't be rude asshole
>Jessica/Bailey shota moments because she misses her son.We gonna make a new son, Jess
>>152140375>erhaps the most immediately fascinating thing about Spider-Versity is the idea that Norman will be teaching Gwen Stacy.Gwen Stacy is dead.
>>152140375>>Perhaps the most immediately fascinating thing about Spider-Versity is the idea that Norman will be teaching Gwen Stacy. This is the version of Gwen from Earth-65, not the one Norman killedAnd which version of norman is this the one from Earth-65 or some other Earth? either way *yawn*
>>152140668Isn't it weird that the comic was clearly hinting at Maka joining one of the X-Books (while a future version of her was already in one) and the surprise Rogue appearance was hyped up with a spoiler variant, only for nothing to come out of it?
>>152142398Give it time, they're not letting go.
>>152140360>>The last few years have marked a very strange journey for Norman Osborn in Marvel's Amazing Spider-Man comics. Once the undisputed king of the hill when it comes to Spider-Man villains, Norman has seen his sins erased and his mind restored, becoming an unlikely ally to Peter Parker in the process. That relationship will continue to evolve in The Amazing Spider-Man: Spider-Versity, as the former Green Goblin becomes a mentor to heroes like Miles Morales and Spider-Gwen.this is fucking there is nothing to explore the man should be DEAD
>>152140273This is stupid idea that should have come out months ago when Pete first went into space.How long has he been gone in-universe?
>>152140360>>Marvel's official logline for Spider-Versity #1 teases, "Miles Morales, Spider-Gwen, Silk, Araña, Spider-Boy and Spider-Girl have one thing in common – THEY AREN’T READY. According to former Resolute Spider-Man NORMAN OSBORN. So he and Spider-Woman are going to TRAIN THEM to meet the next threat – the only way the Green Goblin knows how. Because the next threat might well BE the Green Goblin!"ahh so that means norman will go evil and become the Green Goblin again in the near future you time is almost up this time you die for good.
>>152140273Weren't these chucklefucks seething and trying to beat up Norman for stealing Spider-Man's name and looks just a couple months ago?
>>152140360>This is a man who once murdered Gwen Stacy and orchestrated the Clone Saga, yet now he's doing his best to live by Peter Parker's example.the man is pure evil he was always evil.
>>152142398Jesus Christ, do we really need another Spider person. Fuck me, how creatively banctrupt is Marvel at this point?
>>152142523What's one more? Honestly. Jamie, pull up the list.
Now it makes sense why they have to train
>>152141023>>Norman Osborn is STAYING a good guy, and Gwen Stacy's death has been retconned by Spider-Gwen taking her placeRead the article dumbass he is training the others against the threat of the Green Goblin. And that hints he will go evil and become the Green Goblin again in due time. He knows it is inevitable and he must be stopped thatr's why he is training deep down inside he wants them to kill him and they will.
>>152142582hahaha you think this will last? hell ben reilly was once carnage.
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>>152142582solicts for this The Amazing Spider-Man #27This April, Peter does the unthinkable in AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #27 by Joe Kelly and Ed McGuinness, the conclusion of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN/VENOM: DEATH SPIRAL.
