How much do they get raped when they go to hell?
Collin got collared by Loona, so only twice a day.
Daily by me
>>152144757I still cannot believe they did the whole “childhood friends” shoe-in
Is this shit dead yet or are they still making more
>>152144772>hey it's my first childhood friend!>hope he sodomizes me
>>152144772I was too up until I found out how the showrunner is a massive Fujo and suddenly it all made sense
How would you console a depressed Octavia?
>>152144625I miss when this show was a straight up comedy and not some gay ass soap operaWhich member of IMP would be a kanye fan?
>>152144783They are currently working on S3 and now have unlimited amazon bucks funding them
Stolas isn't cute anymore now that he's poor and living on Shitzo's couch
>>152144832Just be there for her and listen to herKind of how you are supposed to console fang during the roof scene in snoot gameJust be there, lend her your ear and maybe try to make her laugh at the end once she's done getting things off her chest
>>152144772Is it really childhood friends if you meet once as children?
>>152144986It serves literally 0 purpose, but they did it anyway to add to the "soulmates" bsThey are two faggots sodomizing eachother, their whole "relationship" is built on lust and personal interest, this shit would crash and burn if it was real, but since its a fictional cartoon, it of course is going to be portrayed as "romantic" and "wholesome"Fucking fags
I remember the Coloona shipping when the Cherubs were introduced. Good times...
Stella deserves a sympathetic moment that shows she cares about her daughter even if she's completely dysfunctional in how she expresses that
>>152145417Stella deserves to get gangbanged by Imps.
God I need a trans imp gf
>>152145464I want to see her get gatekept out of a women's bathroom while utterly BURSTING for a leak
>>152145119Indeed, that's how homosexual "relationships" function, they don't love, it's all lust, pump n dump, if you will. >>152145417Indeed, that wont happen sadly, that would require nuance and maturity but the writers (mainly Viv and Brandon) are incapable of such.
>>152145562>Indeed, that's how homosexual "relationships" function, they don't love, it's all lust, pump n dump, if you will.That's not true. I have had huge crushes on other guys. To the point my heart leaps seeing them smile.>Indeed, that wont happen sadly, that would require nuance and maturity but the writers (mainly Viv and Brandon) are incapable of such.I agree on that much at least. It makes me very sad that Stella is such a flat character. She could hate Stolas but love Octavia and it would make perfect sense.Reminder they even edited pic related to remove Stella's smile.
>>152144986No, but they frame it that way. The whole soulmates thing is bullshit for this couple even if you like gay stuff (which I actually do). The best relationship in this show is Millie and Moxxie, who alone out of all the cast actually seem to have happy and healthy interactions.Blitzo is a nymphomaniac with attachment issues, Stolas is a creepy sex pest, they're both dysfunctional.
>>152145631>She could hate Stolas but love Octavia and it would make perfect sense.I tout the same idea, Stella and Stolas could have had their marriage had a falling out with both still loving their daughter, only tolerating to slowly growing to hate each other. However, this is a fanfiction of an actual show, so Stolas and Blitzo are given the positive spotlight while everyone else is put in the backdrop.
>>152145756>I tout the same idea, Stella and Stolas could have had their marriage had a falling out with both still loving their daughter, only tolerating to slowly growing to hate each other. However, this is a fanfiction of an actual show, so Stolas and Blitzo are given the positive spotlight while everyone else is put in the backdrop.The other thing that bothers me is that Stella is a victim of a horrible Goetia system too. She was forced into an arranged marriage with some guy she didn't love. You could even argue she and Stolas both got literally raped by the system.
>>152144790>Meet childhood friend after two decades>Immediately wanna fuck himWhy is stolas like this?
>>152145798Stolas reads too many romance novels and thinks he's living in one and under Vivzie he kinda is
>>152145464Do you top or does she?
>>152145784>You could even argue she and Stolas both got literally raped by the systemNot entirely wrong, thing is, as another Anon pointed out, Stolas could have divorced Stella at anytime or just kicked her out. Not that Stolas, Stella and Octavia are victims of the system, just what's been displayed in season two, mainly Stella and Octavia seem to be it's biggest victims. >>152145798He's a sex pest as this Anon said >>152145723
>>152145868>Not entirely wrong, thing is, as another Anon pointed out, Stolas could have divorced Stella at anytime or just kicked her out.That's a really good point. Stella had no actual power in the relationship, which may have fed into her abuse of Stolas--she couldn't hurt the system that forced her into this, but she could hurt the most visible representation of that system.
>>152145898>Stella's "abuse" was her venting her frustrations at Stolas but mainly the system that put her in a loveless relationship.Another nuanced idea that could've been implemented in the show but never or will happen.
>>152145848I top, clearly.
>>152139885I'm pissed off at the lesbians.
>>152144625On the off chance there's drawfags, I think it would be really cute if someone could draw Collin doing the Carlton Dance from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
>>152145848I top every night. I play with her little imp girlcock while I pound her ass
Why are there so, so, SOOOOOO many stolas apologists?Pretty much every 3rd post i see on X about HB is a stolasfag who fully believes his little poor uwu owl boi dindu nuffin while stella is am evil heinous bitch who was born evil and deserves no sympathy nor further character growth. Hell, some of them even blame octavia!Are the vast majority of people who are into this fandom complete tone deaf and with 0 critical thinking skills?
>>152144843>Which member of IMP would be a kanye fan?Blitzo
>>152146215They fell for the psyop, simple as.
>>152146215>Hell, some of them even blame octavia!this is actually sociopath behavior
>>152145985nuance is antithetical to these shows
>>152146336If a woman did this in front of me I'd faint like a victorian housewife.
>>152146142Based.
>>152146098>Collin? What can you say about Collin? He was Collin.
>>152146344>"Cant she see she is being manipulated by her evil mom?">"Does she seriously believe he was taking pills because of her? How can she be this dumb?">"Shes such a spoiled brat, turning her father away even while he is begging her to come back!">Completely missing the point that stolas lied to, forgot about, and betrayed her in favor of his butt buddyI dont know of these people are actual psychos or just THAT dense
>>152146722what the fuck man? that's so stupidyeah stolas is a shitty dad and a shitty boyfriend and in a good show that'd be the POINT, that just because he's an abuse victim doesn't make him a perfect cinnamon roll
>>152146722I've noticed a lot of people project their daddy issues onto Stolas and view him as their ideal father figure cause he sang a lullaby once.
Which would you?
>>152146981If she isn't in a relationship with Miller, Moxanne, that being said, Strika is my Imp gal.
>>152146981>>152147005MOXANNE!
>>152146981Shitza would be a wild card, probably very good in bed, but likely to infect you with both hell's and the earth's worst STDsMoxxane is a safe bet, but that is assuming miller doesnt find out and murder youLoono is just the gay furfag choice
>>152146981Oh fuck it, not getting a chance anytime soon…>Loona hastily flipped through page after page of the Grimoire.“Come on! How hard can it be to find one page?”>Loona turned to growl at Anon’s umpteenth complaint.>Or, really, ‘Loono’ turned to growl at ‘Nona’s’ umpteenth complaint.>”Hey, if YOU wanna look for it in some ancient demon language, be my fucking guest.” He snarled.>Nona blinked up at Loono’s more intimidating glare before folding her arms and grumbling.>The date night had initially started pretty slow. Mostly shooting shit and figuring out what to even do for the night.>Eventually, the two of you had figured seeing if the Grimoire had any other interesting spells would be a decent time killer.>One shitty half-reading of a random page later, Loona had now become Loono, and Anon had become Nona.>Much to the former’s irritation, and the latter’s humiliation.>Nona adjusted her now tighter pants, blushing as she turned away from her boyfriend.>”Whatever, bitch.” Nona grumbled, getting a bemused chuckle from Loono.>”Not sure that’s accurate right now.” He smirked, “Pretty sure ‘stud’ is the better term…” Loono snickered, playfully wrapping an arm around his girlfriend’s shoulder. Nona’s blush deepened as red as an imp as she squirmed away.>”S-shut up!” Nona grumbled.>”What’s the matter, babe?” Loono chuckled, leaning closer, “Not into red rockets?” He smirked as Nona flushed even redder.>”Quit being a horny bastard and fix this!” Nona whined, getting an eye roll from her hellhound former girlfriend.>”Fuck, don’t get your panties in a twist.” Loono rolled his eyes as they turned back to the damned Grimoire, flipping through a few more pages before finally settling on one, “Besides, I think I found the page.” He sighed…
