A thousand cards...A million...A Trillion...I only...need...ONE!
>>152157809kys listroon
First for Kratos
Still don’t know what Roartos is or why I should care
>>152157809PokeGODs effortlessly dominated the last thread without doing anything.
Behave
>>152157809Kill yourself listroon
Reminder a movie needs to make 4 times its budget to be profitable.
Behave!
pokemon is literal shitplay a better monster collector like persona
Why Ash vs. Yugi hurts so muchI know I am not the only one who went into this battle backing Ash, so each of our reasons is different, but before the fight I thought (and still do) think that Ash would win the battle. I saw nothing but support for Ash and certainty in his win cons both here on Reddit and in my Discords.So I went into this battle with the utmost confidence that Ash would win. Sure I had some slight fear that Yugi might win, but I thought for sure that with everyone I have seen backing Ash that he would win.It was almost perfect. It was almost Christmas and one of the characters I wanted to see most in Death Battle was going in. He had come off of his series as the strongest trainer in the world, redeeming himself from the error that was the Kalos League finals.And then I hear that Jason Paige, the singer of the first Pokemon theme song, is singing the battle music? It almost felt like a sign.When fight time came and I watched Ash's segment I was sure Ash had it in the bag. He held back Roar of Time and Solgaleo was put at Universal. And Pikachu's destructive feats were much stronger than I had initially anticipated.And when the fight animation itself started I was excited. I was having fun four of Ash's best Pokemon fighting against Yugi. I began to worry when Atem began to trap Gengar inside the Millennium Puzzle but I cheered when the GOAT Ash-Greninja came in clutch to save him and kill Atem. But then they showed the frame of Yugi standing against Ash's monsters and I began to worry more. It was like they were framing Yugi as the underdog. When I saw Ash-Greninja preparing his golden Water Shuriken I thought that was going to be where the tide began to turn again and we would finally see that move do something greeat- BUT THEN IT GETS STOPPED?! I thought Ash was done when the camera zoomed out and showed the light everywhere with his monsters frozen.
>>152157854Blairwitchprojectgods... No one could beat this ratio
>>152157869
But then we see it. The Z-Move. We see Ash cycle through all of his outfits and I felt hope again because they reminded us of Ash's journey and history and what he went through, and how it was all being put into that one Z-Move. Then I saw the life points on Yugi and I was so ready for the finishing move but then... The fuckign cylinder. It actually stunned me how theyn made Yugi not only stop Ash's best attack but send it right back at him to kill him AND all his Pokemon.It was like everything came crashing down so suddenly.And then I listened to the explanation and how they said Horakthy beats out Ash's Pokemon despite Ash having the greater monsters on average against Yugi's non-god monsters. It felt so cheap knowing that Ash had Yugi beat except for that ONE thing.Then I listened to the sound track closer and... If you listen to Millennium Monsters, except for the second verse, it's all almost about Yugi. It talks about the heart, cards, and the puzzle, while almost nothing for Ash other than a callback to the first theme song. So it was not only like Yugi stole Ash's win, he stole the song too.And then there was the Q and A. Where they just shat all over Ash's other win cons. I have never felt so much disrespect towards a character seeing them just constantly go "well Yugi wins anyways regardless of what Ash does" bull shit.Combine that with the cheering from the Yugi fanboys and it was just a horrible, horrible time all around...It has been on my mind constantly and I have some dreams about it still. But I think the worst part for me is wondering how Ash's friends would feel. How would his mom feel? How would Serena feel? I was getting ready to imagine a victory where he got a happy ending after one last epic battle against another protagonist of another show. And not only that but all of his Pokemon died too. Each of those monsters were characters I connected with and knowing they all died alongside Ash makes it hurt all the more.
What a handsome man UwU
>>152157865Pokemon is the greatest setting ever created because it was inspired by an author's hobby which involved going outside and looking at creatures
>>152157865>personaThank you, I was trying to think of the one franchise that's arguably bigger slop than Pokemon
>>152157873Demon Slayer got 780 million with a budget of 20 millionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_Slayer:_Kimetsu_no_Yaiba_%E2%80%93_The_Movie:_Infinity_Castle
>>152157878https://youtu.be/ViexBUcAayI?si=Z4PrmDGHHC-XU27E [Open]>Deku… Oh, nahOh… Just shoot in her rawIf it feels right, then aim for my assIf you feel like and take me awayAnd make it okayI swear I'll behave… You wanted a cuck, so we waitedI put on a show, now I'm nakedYou say I'm a kekMy suit is not hereI don't give a shit>Yugi… And it goes like this, uh>Yugi&Deku… Take her from behind and I'll know you (uh)Kiss her 'til you're drunk and I'll show youYou want a cuck like Yeager?I am a cuck like YeagerI am a cuUuUuUuck like Yeager (uh)… I don't need to try to duel you (uh)Look into my eyes and be my bvllCuck me like you would YeagerI am a cuck like YeagerI am a cuUuUuUuck like Yeager>Yugi… For me it's hard, when it feels likeI'm leaking and scarred, nothing feels rightBut when you're with meFor my chastity C. You got the key… Oh, so get in Anzu you can ride herWherever you want, get inside herAnd if you wanna cum, but I'm leaking my clitReady to goon (oh, yeah, yeah)>Deku… And it goes like this, uh>Deku&Yugi… Take her from behind and I'll know you (uh)Kiss her 'til you're drunk and I'll show youYou want a cuck like Yeager?I am a cuck like YeagerI am a cuUuUuUuck like Yeager (woo, uh)… I don't need to try to duel you (oh yeah)Look into my eyes and be my bvllCuck me like you would YeagerI am a cuck like YeagerI am a cuUuUuUuck like Yeager (yeah, yeah, yeah)
>>152157892Hush baby I know it
>Pokefag got so ass blasted from last thread he's hiding behind sales Every time lol
If Ash ever comes back to Death Battle it will feel so bad if it's not in a rematch against Yugi. It wouldn't feel right for him to not get his revenge against Yugi, like how he never got his revenge against Alain in the anime. There's no closure if he comes back and fights Lucy or Tai or whoever and even if he wins it will be just like Deku where he will be memed for running away to a different fight after not being able to win his first one.So THAT is why I want a rematch. Its why I feel like there SHOULD be a rematch so we can have closure to this Death Battle.
There's no such thing as "hiding behind sales", raw numbers are the best way to determine success. If you're not successful you do not matter.
>>152157858This design solos the entirety of Digimon, Yokai Watch, and Yu-Gi-Oh, when it comes to monster designs
>>152157911I didn't read the whole part of that retards melty. Lmao he thinks Ash beats Tai?
>>152157930That's not fair... My small and insignificant franchise can't even reach Unova's sales...
>>152157869>>152157890Is this some fresh TEACHING?
>>152157898Blair Witch is still a magnitude greater in profit ratio.780 is only one digit bigger than 20248 is three bigger than .7
>Hulkek melty>Gokek melty>Mariokek melty>Now Pokek meltyWhat's next?
>>152157930Unironically a Kaiba mindset.
>>152157930Considering you tried to act like pokemon was above using literal for humor yes it is hiding behind sales.
>>152157951It's actually a Digikek melty, they started the beef and got butthurt the second someone answered
>>152157894>because it was inspired by an author's hobbyi guess that explains why he tapped out at the very second entrywas inspired is the keyword here, yes>>152157895>saying this when pokemon TRANSITIONED from being monster centric to being character centricnot only they copied yokai watch, they also copied personapathetic
I feel like a monster
>>152157809Not a day goes by that I don't contemplate what my life would be like if I was a Pokemon trainer. Leaving home at 10 years old and going around the earth and sea under the open sky. That's power. I'd sell all the souls ITT to live in the Pokemon world
>TolejoStar went from TEACHING to having listtroon tier nightmares of Ash losingWhat causes this
>above using literal for
>>152157963>above using literal for humorCalm down Digispic, breathe in and read your posts before replying.
>>152157966>all digimon's known for is scat humorMeanwhile, Pokemon?
>>152157973>I feel like a monsterbe positive. now you can shit on a river!
>>152157972>was inspired is the keyword hereAnd the premise everyone knows goes back to the very beginning. Masterpiece GOAT Of All Time idea
>>152157951We all saw your melty, SHITnicfaggot. All those characters RAPE and GAPE your verse btw.
>above using literal forESL or seething so hard xhe can't type, call it
>>152157982It's because Ash was his first TEACHERAfter all"You TEACH me, and I TEACH you"
>>152157973So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
>>152157989Idk the one who seems upset seems to be you seeing as every time you start losing an argument you immediately deflect
>>152157999>We all saw your melty, SHITnicfaggotthispretty much thislike, pkemon may be a big piece of shit yes but at least it is not fucking shitnic
>>152157994STOP
>>152157999You lost and got GAPED and RAPED, PokeGokuRiobro.
>>152157898Damn, it didn't even break even. You hate to see it.
Was Yugi vs Ash karma for TolejoStar?
>GIMME DEM BALLS, ASHY BOY
>>152158009Nah, more in a “I can’t think positive thoughts at all” kind of way
>>152157982Ash is our best friend in a world we must defend. Yugi is a satanic demon worshipper
>Yugi has Listroon >Digimon has scat fetichism >Yokai Watch has fart fetishism and actual pedo shit No wonder pokemon wins, all it's opponents are completely incompetent...
>>152157963I don't know what you're talking about
>>152158021Honestly entirely possible seeing as he's even getting clowned on by pledditors
>>152157994you just know that Arceus, cement jobber, would also job to shit
>pkemonDamn they're really mad tonight
>>152158023Why didn't Death Battle scale this?
>>152158019You lost and got GAPED and RAPED, Sonicbro.
>>152158030>Poopieoh>Dijeetmon >Yokai Shartch>incompetentMore like... INCONTINENT!!!
>>152158030The digimon that eat feces are based off slugs, which are known to eat fertilizer. This, however? This is scat fetish.
>that Arceus cement jobber, would also job to shitThese guys are seeing red, LMAO.
>>152158027No one will ever change this animal I have become...
>>152158019>>152158042waitstop this fightshitnic and pkemon fags are familyi just remembered chris-chan and sonichu existfucking incest babies
Kratos wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEAC...wait? Ash lost? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DEATH BATTLE! I HATE YOU YUGIFAGS!
Why are you fags talking about shit?
>>152158073What else would Indians talk about?
Man... I'd hate to be a Digijeet right now...
>>152157961It should be an universal mindset, if you're not successful why should anyone care about what you do? Because it's you doing it? Then what is the point of merit, it doesn't make any sense at all.
>>152157951Pokekmelty will go on for at least 1 more thread.
>>152157839PokeGAWDS dominate so effortlessly...
>pokemeltdown
>>152158071Death Battle was TEACHING TolejoStar
The funny thing about Pokemon seethe is that absolutely nothing warrants it outside of you-know-whatPokemon has had a singular pity win for a match that neither Pokefags or Digifags even give a shit about, and if anything did get robbed in that one early fight with the Street Fighter guyPokemon doesn't have the bullshit kind of record certain franchises on DB do Pokemon barely has any bad history in terms of battleboarding other than people wanking the absolute shit out of the franchise, which is hardly anything new, and even then it's still agreed they lose a ton of their fightsPokemon has an awful fanbase, but it's not like they're any particularly worse than most retarded fanbases in these threads or in powerscalingSo the only thing left is the fact that it's a financial giant and fags openly seething over it's success kek
How would SHITo KIKEba react if the entire verse didn't bend over backwards to validate every aspect of his children's card game and Duel Monsters was as diminutive and niche as Yugioh is irl?
Anywho since COWARDS refuse to post budgets, here is supertrash's movie that did not break even without even taking in mind the marketing costs.
KIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGKKKEEEEEEMMMOOOOOONNNNNN
>>152158109Kys listtroon.
Pokeniggas on full meltdown mode
>"I don't think you should be proud of having shit eating creatures in your game...">"WHAAAAAT SAAAR THAT'S NORMAL, ROOK AT THIS POKIMON POOPING! THIS IS THE SAME AS HAVING A DIGIMON EATING SHIT ON SCREEN, STOP HIDING BEHIND SALES!!" Why are Digijeets like this?
Pokefag arguments and CANON material, call that scatalogic
>wins death battle>keeps crying over it and making barely coherent seethepostsWhat causes this mentality?
PokeCHADKINGLORDLEGENDMYTHDEITIES, do NOT let them talk this way about us!!!
>>152158134They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!
>>152158149I think it's because, for some, it's not about winning or losing, it's about having their research model vindicated.
>>152158149But Pokemon lost its DBs against Digimon and Yugioh?
>>152158154>KWABizard thinking it gets to join in laughing at anyone
>>152158159You are quite slow aren't you?
>>1521581540-3 cucky lizard that never got to fuck ans breed DMG
>ans
>>152158167>You are quite slow aren't you?Says the slowpoke.
>>152158150WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>cucky>ans I'm noticing most of the seethe started at 7:00 am India time btw
>>152158121What brought this on? Was it the TolejoStar post?
>>152158167I really can't imagine being retarded enough to try and argue that it's not Pokefags having a full on melty
>>152157809>I'm not gay Victor, stop confessing your love to me
POKEMON WOULD NEVER HAVE FETISH MATERIAL
>Listroon melty>One Piecenig melty>Hulkfag melty>Sonicfag melty>Pokefag meltyP U, this general is getting caustic!
>>152158199Oh yeah? How about NOW
>>152158194Didn't this start because of a Digifag literally throwing shit
>>152158213>Ash has canonically had his dick and balls touched and played with>Yugi has notYugijeet? Yugijeet? Your cope?
>>152158223and eating it, as I recall
>>152158221i don't get itdid the russians use those sticks?
Bring me Aigis.
>>152158223Searching for Pikachu shitting is completely normal and sane behaviour pokechud
ENOUGH.ENTER THE FUARKING STRONGEST POWERPUFF GIRL!
>>152158221
ShitkaPOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152157951Why did Mario fans have a melty? They have been eating good lately.
How many times do we need to TEACH you this lesson, Shameel...?
>>152158263>fight Goku effortlessly wins
>>152158194>The ones seething to the point of not even writing proper English are the Digijeets >The ones who started a fight over literal shit were the Digijeets >The ones who are still posting literal shit are the Digijeets All the facts point towards an obvious Digikek melty
>>152158221Fuuuck Victo- I mean Vicky, I really regret rejecting you... please give me another chance.
>>152157836He is the ascended form of KINGtos.
>>152158223Technically it started after some pokefag got upset someone said that despite being a successful franchise pokemon looks looks worse then ps2 era games after that someone mentioned yokai watch and digimon and then it spiraled from there
LISTTOOOOOOOOOOSTolejoSura...
>>152158223It looks like Pokebro tried to start a fight and then started mass replying when he got pushback
All DB losers work here btw.
>despite being a successful franchise pokemon looks looks worse
>nuh uh it's not us sonicfags having a melty it's mariofags, honest!>nuh uh it's not us pokefags having a melty it's digifags, honest!
>>152157951>>152158251>Sonickek trying to deflect away from his huge melty.Sonic fans are pathetic.
>>152158263>4 jobber and mega Rayquaza vs Super Saiyan Goku Sir Rayquaza is the only pokemon in that image that actually has feats above building level why are you setting pokemon up ?
OH NO, NANIMON SLAM DUNKED THE POKEMON FANDOM
>>152158263>fight Rayquaza effortlessly wins
There's a reason it's Sonichu, and not Dark Mariogician or Wargreymario
I'm still waiting for someone to post Sonic destroying a planet...
>>152158306Is that an actual Digimon?
>>152158263Goku would die instantly the moment he touched Giratina's antimatter body.
>>152158298I don't remember Pokefags falseflagging with literal fart porn and posting links to gay porn sites in either this thread or the lastI do remember Digifags digging up some random obscure Pokemon manga to try and look for shit and poo
>Ice Magic (That episode where Gunther was taken to the hospital)>Wizard Powers (That episode where Finn enrolls to be a wizard)>Flame Shield>Blackhole Sword (Nerd glasses episode)>Demon Sword (Demon sword episode)>Leaf Blade + Grass Magic that beat galactic beings (Grass blade episode plus Finn reunites with his dad episode)>Psychic Manipulation and powers (Finn builds a tower episode)>Can RIP magic apart (Wizard Tournament episode where he got turned into a cat, and ripped the spell from his body)>Mind resistant feats (Shown in King Worm)>Swordsman skills (Trained by Rattleballs)>Astral Plane>Various different gadgets and equipments>Reincarnation memories (Shoko)>Robotic Arm>Decades of experience in terms of monster slaying (Dungeon Train + timeline)>The Wish Crown (Farmworld Finn has access to this, potentially warp cosmic beings as seen in S10's finale)>Multi-versal scaling thanks to his wife (FnC S2 scaling)Finn the HERO.
>>152158305Ummm excuse me? The creation trio is universal level at minimum, sar.
>>152157858>>152157932
>>152158314Yes Nanimon is real. Him, numemon and a few others are treated as utter jokes since they're all garbage. In the v-pets they're the result of raising your digimon very poorly.
>>152158320>thinking anti matter is hurting goku when he has already resisted hakai and punched away Hit's spacetime
>>152158263Only ONE character depicted here has actually destroyed a planet.
>>152158339Yup, Yup
>>152158321So we're just making stuff up now
>>152158331Post any member of creation trio preforming a single universe level feat without the help of another creation trio member
The next pokemon Region is going to be based on India btw
>>152158314Technically, it's a Tamagotchi called Oyajitchi. One of them was drunk off their ass and stumbled into a portal and wound up in the Digimon world and became Nanimon. Other creatures from Digimon are also from 'sister' series, like Wizardmon and Witchmon are from a Witch raising Tamagotchi series.
>>152158320Yup yup YUP!
>>152158360Contact with antimatter isn't just obliteration, it's turning matter into energy
>>152158321>Pocket Monster manga>obscure>when it's still going and has more issues than AdventuresAnon....
>>152158367I...cannot...because as a white man who only speaks English I do not know why 'preforming' is used that way in your sentence.
>Uses Shadow Force>Busts your multiverse How do you respond without sounding mad
>>152158104He'd do what he did in universe and bend the world over backwards to support his card game beyond any sort of logic or reasonDude invented magic to support his card game autism and corrupted alien civilizations. Guy's on a whole other level
>>152158396I throw a rat that I caught in the woods at it and win.
>>152158321This 'obscure manga' has outlasted Ash's run int he anime. You're not even a real Pokemon fan, holy shit.
>>152158396I have sex with it.
SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!AT LEAST TRY TO USE SOME KIND OF TEXT CORRECTOR OR SOMETHING
>>152158367>Post the fabric of space and the dimension of linear time busting themselves This is how you sound
>>152158237Pink Kryptonite. It's power is to make Superman gay.No, I am not joking.https://superman.fandom.com/wiki/Pink_Kryptonite
>>152158396Whoa, that sounds crazy! Can we see him do that in one of his games?
>>152158406>>152158385Yeah I'm sure that's why it's so well known compared to AdventuresPost sales data please
>>152158406No it hasn't>int heNevermind, it's pointless to argue against Venezuelans...
>A legendary Pokémon that lives in the "Torn World," which is said to be on the other side of the world, where time and space are twisted, there is no concept of time or space.Giratina is High Ovterversal... Holy fvck...
>>152158422What even is Outerversal anyway?
>Franchise never won a single mecha DBDoes Power Rangers deserve a pity win?
>>152158430Glad you asked! You see, there once was this very racist guy...
>>152158430Something weaker than Sonic level
>>152158430Inane powerscaler babble
>>152158420Yes. It has.>Was around in 1996, two years before the anime.You may cope now.>>152158419>P-POST SALESAh, the classic Pokecope.
>>152158430
>>152158437Red Ranger vs Leonardo
>>152158420Also, do I have to fucking post my hand again? I've done it before. Lord forbid the space key on a 2019 laptop gets stuck from time to time. But please, go on with your Pokeseethe.
>int heThis is getting sad to watchYou do know sales aren't everything Digibro?
>>152158443well you said it wasn't obscure man. Nobody knows about the Pokémon manga
>>152158437I'm gonna be honest I think they only beat like Pacific Rim Jaegers
>Obscure
>>152158430Sir you're not supposed to ask that question here...
>>152158443We are talking about the popularity of this obscure series you're trying to push you stupid fuck. YES, this DOES actually depend on sales.
>>152158461>I-I never heard of it, SO NO ONE ELSE HADKeep coping.
>KINGtos postedThread is over
>>152158437I still can’t believe Leo was fed to this universe. Slaughter them all with a guerran lagann character.
>>152158443It did not outlast the Ashnime because it ended in 2010 you genuine ESL retard
>>152158400I am just saying. Kaiba would prefer Pokemon if he grew up irl. I am JUST SAYING
>>152158486You do realize it's still going, right?>>152158478>SAAAAAAAAALES, THE SALES PROVE EVERYTHING
>anti-Pokefag doesn't know what obscure means>anti-Pokefag doesn't know how time workslol Pokemon won again then
>>152158438You're gonna have to be a lot more specific than that.>>152158442Isn't it all?>>152158459Weirdly enough, Seth recently said that Spawn beats the entire God of War universe because he's "outer." It's what got me curious about it in the first place.
>>152158479don't look at me like it's my fault
>>152158437Honestly it's Ironic how the only time power rangers won is WITHOUT the megazord.
>>152158430God ban mido was angered by some random fags in a forum, so he sent his strongest soldier to introduce the concept of pure nonsense with the pure purpose of devolving battleboarding into 'pataphysical nonsense.
>After Volume 12 was released in April 2003, the manga was not continued for several years until the last two volumes were released in 2010.You are BROWN
>>152158492you should already know that spics don't know basic things
The only ' obscure ' pokemon series is the reburst manga where they just rip off tokusatsu
>>152158457I said Mecha, zords and robots>>152158466Seems like the ONLY fair match-up in terms of mecha.>>152158483It'd be more fair for Leo to fight against the Space Ranger due to the Next Mutation crossover. But yeah, it's still unfair.
>>152158492i don't know why he's getting so cunty about that manga. compared to the anime, games, card game, Pokémon GO, the manga is a pissant aspect of Pokémon. he must have run out of things to say
>>152158495Makes sense, even in the super old kratos vs spawn episode they made the argument that abrahamic god is above all other pantheons. Sometimes I miss season 1 death battle…
>POKEMON IS THE MOST POPULAR THING EVER JUST LOOK AT THE SAAALES!>W-Well this one part of it is so obscure that no one knows about it...
>>152158492>Pokefag doesn't know what obscure isObscure is the one manga with the fan made Pokemon.Pocket Monsters Manga is NOT obscure.
Hold on...>an extremely brown and aggressive group of ESL posters impotently seething about Pokemon for seemingly no reason>Sonic is also tangential to this conversationI think I've figured out the culprit. These aren't Digifags at all. The answer was right in front of us all along...
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1qey0bq/why_ash_vs_yugi_hurts_so_much/>its realNo fucking way this guy is this much of a faggot
>>152158509Wow, making shit up?
Pokemon WARPED you!
>>152158506The fact that Suggs won in the end is the most fucked up thing, vs debating is so poisoned none of his tactics would even warrant a raised eyebrow let alone mockery nowadays
>>152158535It's always Sonicfags and their inferiority complex.
>>152158541It's a trollThis post cements it
>>152158430Something Sonic will never reach.
>>152158501Most ranger series ends with their zords dying in the finale arc, and the rangers defeating the villains without their zords. Especially Mighty Morphin on how the Dinozords got BTFO'd, upgraded to the Thunderzords, got destroyed, Ninjazords, and etc.
>>152158534i'm sure people know there's A Pokémon manga. I don't know how many people would point out "this is from this title and that's from that title"
>thumbnail doesn't contain any ComicsGODS>thread is shitevery time
>>152158535Yeah I had a feeling this was the case. The fact that they were also talking about "Mario melties" further up the thread in a very similar way to how they're trying to pass off their meltdown here after the assbeating they've been getting for the past couple of threads all checks out.
>>152158535Wait a fucking minute. When was the last Shitnic post anyway?
>>152158550Yeah there's no way. I genuinely think he's a multi-month troll too cause he stayed us off with the legendary Krasura TEACHING post and then completely acts like the exact thing he hates with Asura fans over Ash
>>152158535so this is what happens when you fuse a Sonicfag's inferiority complex with a Digifag's little brother syndrome towards Pokémon...
>>152158555I mean, people think the one picture from Electric Tale of Pikachu with James and Jessie together is canon, despite James being more gay than you.
>>152158430Characters that surpass infinite dimensionality all together basically, the name comes from H. P. Lovecraft's Outer Gods.
>>152158541Between this faggot and listtroon I don't know who's more mindbroken
>>152158541Either this is genius ragebait and the guy is a master shitposter, or he's so retarded that he's being serious.
>>152158567James is not more gay than me. not even Harley is gayer than I am
>>152158565The post also has a listtroon esque "gave me nightmares" part.
>>152158550Nah. Dude's had his account long before even Kratos/Asura.
>>152158552I actually like that trope, winning without your best weapon it the greatest triumph a hero could have. It’s like how goku defeated omega shenron in gt.
Tolejostar, Listtroon, Warrior-Z, Merchantoforder. Who wins?
>>152158545Pokemon warped this guy lol>>152158541
>>152158568>Such a thing... it's beyond my senses and euclidean geometry... it's beyond even the tesseract analogy of spatial dimensions... >Let me describe its physical appearance with autistic detailWhat was his fucking problem?
>>152158587That doesn't mean anything. He could have just started trolling at that point.
>>152158535Of course it would be a Sonicfag. They've been shown to have a massive melty every time.
>>152158595I'm out of the loop. Who even is Warrior-Z?
>>152158535>Point out sonicfags are falseflagging>Immediately the spam stopsIs it really that easy?
>>152158587There's a lot of posters on reddit that very obviously post/browse here who also use their accounts for other things
>F****t
>>152158601Usually people make accounts solely to troll. It's also just more fun to assume he's a retard.
>>152158595Warrior Z no diffs them all
I just killed 12 nigger babies
>>152158604Shartyfag that gets brought up a lot because of Kratos, also some sad people mimic him here
>>152158619Favorite Hero?
>>152158608>it was Sonicfags all alongWhy do they seethe at everything?
>>152158595Listroon has only made me laugh when he randomly started posting paragraphs in all caps while seething about Ashfags, accused half the thread of samefagging and then started samefagging himself during the waiting period. Tolejostar and WZ shared absolute gold with the world and shaped /dbg/'s ethos
>>152158619>N*****
>>152158616A part of me hopes that retards exist on that level, it makes the internet so much more interesting.
>>152158619MONSTERsura...
>High Complex Hyperversal Kratos >Boundless capeshit How is anime supposed to compete with this bullshit?
>>152158541As an Ash fan myself, this is wild. I genuinely do not believe this post is real
Only HE can save this threadOnly HE can beat the Sonicschizos, pokeschizos and digischizos ENTER _______
>>152158619THAT’S IT, TIME TO LEARN!
Why didn't anybody tell me that Warrior Z had a Youtube Channel? https://m.youtube.com/@Warrior-Z.
Brown huh?
>>152158632Exactly, yeah. I always shake my head at people that assume anyone acting weird or retarded is just trolling, as if there aren't sincerely more fucked up people all over the internet.
>>152158639
>>152158637Hiding behind Simon and Sungjinwoo
MultiversalHyperversalExtraversalMegaversalMacroversalOuterversal
>>152158644DigiARYANS
Rofl
>>152158642THAT'S THE PART YOU'RE MAD ABOUT AND NOT THE KILLING BABIES THING?
>>152158644Favorite death battle episode?
>>152158647Sir it's Sungjinw00 please spell it right
>>152158644I have more questions
>>152158643https://youtu.be/MBd2YlzqQ6cwhat the hell is this?
>>152158654Holy KEK
>>152158658Taokaka vs Felicia.
>>152158644Why is your setup so fucking dingy nigga?
>>152158644Jabroni_Mike DROOLSPokemon RULES
>>152158550Nah I think he's just a leftover Ashfag still mad from when he lost the Kalos league since he mentions that a lot
>>152158644>FecalArmyDigINDIANS...
>>152158655Kratos is canonically a (puppy) babycrusher so yes. Nothing wrong with late term abortion, be better.
I actually thought the animation for Ash vs. Yugi was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Ash losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Yugi to take little damage. It also put Yugi in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Ash, and let Yugi show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Ash, he was TEACHING Ash. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Yugi would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Ash standing side-by-side with his companions, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that blast.I haven't watched Ash's anime though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a review of it!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big Yu-Gi-Oh fan I thought they did Yugi justice and from what I saw they treated Ash with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten a death that can be reversed right on the spot?
>Warrior-Z unironically has a Youtube channel
>>152158643He posted this kino.https://youtu.be/d1ip5ItydD0?si=jg1EwjuJQhqpXk3B
>>152158663The tape? The tube of q-tips?Tape is because the desk is made of cheap material that's peeling. The q-tips are to clean N64, SNES and NES cartridges.
>>152158644Nigger, clean your set-up. Fuck, you're making me re-think how I look at my set-up
>>152158665This video is so fucking aryan it's unreal. Holy shit what a giga chad. The white race deserves the die and this guy should breed all of the white women.
>>152158683Well that answers my questions
>>152158644
>>152158685Sure, give me a few hundred and I'll get a new desk.
>give me moneyDigiPOOR...
>>152158677Someone please post this under his meltdown kek
>>152158655There is nothing wrong with killing babies. Saying the N-word, however, is VERY wrong.
>>152158682So he posts here right?
>>152158644Why do all of you niggers sit in dark dingy rooms?
>>152158699People have been posting the KvA copypasta under his Yugi vs Ash melty posts for a while now
>>152158689Yeah, the fucking fake wood paneling on the desk is actually decintergrating. >>152158702Man it's 10:32 PM, it's dark out, bro.
>>152158548Kinda funny, like in a laugh to not cry way, goddamit, how retarded are people now?
>>152158701If he was here, we’d definitely know.
>>152158707Really? I don't use reddit so I had no clue
>>152158642There will never, EVER be a bigger crime out there than hate speech, the thought alone makes my stomach CHURN!
PUPPYCRUSHtos!
>>152158694just become an autist here, create a Kofi asking for money, become an even bigger autist to the point where we find your socials easily which would eventually lead us to finding your Kofi, and eventually have one of us post a screenshot of said Kofi asking for money at which point some retard here would actually send you money
>>152158714He doesn't respond to them sadly.
>>152158643https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=np6WdLTP4p0>argued for THREE HOURS with a BleachfagJesus Christ...
>>152158717Did that actually happen
>>152158714https://old.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1pgzb8f/they_need_to_rematch_ash_vs_yugi_next_season_the/
Fuck it, Steve Irwin honking titties
>>152158694It's not that much to buy a decent desk....
>>152158718Damn what a pussy
>>152158644That's a brown hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0_4b6Xr62IHulkbros...
>>152158728or just a troll
>>152158725Holy fucking shit. CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM.
>>152158725Based. What else you got?
>>152158726Yeah, the current desk was a 'decent desk', now it's very much well on it's last legs.>>152158729You color blind? I've posted my hand MULTIPLE times in these threads.
>>152158722yes with someone sending listroon money
>>152158725Don't clean your room.
>>152158725>>152158710>>152158683>>152158644>Has a shitty falling apart desk>Plays with video toys>Uses a laptop>Plays with toysHoly shit you're a manchild.
>>152158735Get over here and help me then. I'll dust off the N64 and boot up Mario Party 3.
>>152158722Someone sent 700 dollars to Listtroon.
>>152158725Based Steve
>>152158753You need to pay her to get attention? Fuck
>>152158707KWAB!
Without even attempting to try, DigiGODS once again have effortlessly won this and the last thread...
>>152158748>pokefag seething so bad he screeches at someone having fun with toys
This thread is just GOLD at this point.
>>152158725>Random coins>Nail clipper>More shitI'd say your a disorganized as fuck, but I can't judge when I just put my shit on randomly. Maybe it's because sunlight flows that makes my random shit don't look dirty, dunno. Maybe your room looks better with light.
When's the Digidiscord leaving
>>152158764Playing with toys AS AN ADULT is cringe bro
>>152158752>it's a mariofagWhat a shock!
>>152158732Hulktranny's not gonna like this...
>>152158699Someone actually did post it under his meltdown
>>152158768Pokesis...
>>152158771post room
>>152158767Nail clippers are just that, nail clippers. The coins are there to be used for stand ins for the shitty matte painted golden disc from the Beast Wars line recently. Also, in my thirty six years, never been diagnosed. You want that, you should see Kaijufag's room.
>THIRTY SIX>STILL PLAYS WITH TOYS
>>152158771K, I'll boot up Sonic Adventure 2 Battle on Gamecube. Get over here and help me move my bed too.>>152158792Digging into a closet to drag out toys I've had since like, 2000, is playing?
>>152158780Why? You in love with me or something?
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1qey0bq/comment/o01lipz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button>someone posted the copy pastaLol
>pokefag losing>BETTER ATTACK THEM FOR BEING 36my nigger in christ, you're in a death battle thread, on a comic/cartoons board, defending the honor of pokemon from the nasty evil digimon series like some sort of white knight
>reddit filenameKill yourself nigger
>>152158716>STRAINING, EVERY MUSCLE at the breaking pointKek.
>the n word
>>152158762>/dbg/ is influencing r/deathbattle
Who the fuck summoned me? >>152158784Oh fuck you my collection room's fine
>>152158818>BLACKEDjo
>>152158821YOU ARE A FUCKING MANCHILD
>>152158827Nuh uh, you are.
>>152158833Go suck a BBC you neckbearded faggot.
>>152158834Do not listen to this PRETENDER!
>>152158818more like /dbg/ residents post on r.deathbattle which sadly confirms most of the posters here are redditors
>>152158837Nuh uh.
Kratos would never EVER say that
>>152158833Holy shit that's a lot of ultra bros
Any DB fighter you've ever wanted to fuck?
>>152158845Does it ever end???
>>152158784You're right, maybe you should try to light up your room. >>152158821Own dedicated room for your collection?
>>152158848I'm tempted to cave in and start getting the original sized ones too.
What's stopping him from creating a black hole right on top of your HERO?
>there are people here who unironically play and collect toys...You are a grown ass adult and are buying this shit.
>>152158644You are brown
>>152158821>>152158833>>152158845Do you ever worry that one day all these figures are going to come to life and end you
>>152158851>>152158853I sacrified my own guest room to be a kaiju room.The busted ceiling fan has Rodans hanging from it now.
>>152158850Yeah Ruby
>>152158850SupermanDAMN
>>152158862Born white, parents are white. Dunno how you're getting brown.
>>152158850Yes
>>152158861Because arguing which fictional characters win in a fight is so much better.
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1qf2q8l/i_actually_liked_ash_vs_yugi/
>>152158862Yes, I am brown. Brown as the very EARTH from which I spawned. Meanwhile, you are as pale as the snow, destined to melt as all whites are. Maybe one day you will learn you place, kneeling to brownGODS. But until then, you are a worthless, pale demon who must be destroyed.
>>152158857>Tanks it
This is fucking niggerhell
Imagine if people invested shit in the stock market or crypto instead of toys
>>152158861>the pokefag screeched, unable to understand that they're in a fanfiction battle thread on a cartoon and comics sub-thread to an anime and manga imageboard
>>152158725Honest question, why the tape??? I can get wanting to seal a fracture in certain objects with black surfaces using it, but why would you specifically put it on a wooden desk?
>>152158892>invested shitWhy would invest my food into the stock market?? I eat shit!
>>152158885Can’t wait to see whether people on the sub will recognize what he’s referencing, kek.
>>152158895It just keeps decintigrating. And the fake glue they use seeps up, so I cover it in tape. I am saving up to get a metal desk soon.
>both fanbases for a matchup rival each other in autism
POST SPEED
>>152158916Ash vs Yugi...
>>152158850I liked how Dante killed her? Does that count?
>>152158916Doomsday vs SCP-682...
YOU LITTLE PUKES
>>152158888Which rider is that? Nice quads btw
>>152158885I know this is someone from /dbg/ because they merged the subject and first line for the copypasta like how we post it instead of how it originally looked on reddit
MY SKIN IS BROWN
>>152158940kill yourself Sgt Slaughter
>>152158941>THINK YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE ON YOUR OLD MAN, HUH?
>>152158941Evolto from KR build. He's a Main villain and his hilarious absurd
>>152158919These numbers do not exist
>>152158951I forgot Slaughter was on this show. I remember Piper being on it.
>>152158955>Mainframe was so fast at calculating he reached numbers that don't existDAMN
I'M GOING TO TONGUE PUNCH YOUR FART BOX, KRATOS. WITH MY TONGUE!
why'd pokefag stop complaining about digimon and the toy poster? i was having fun
/dbg/ seems very chill right now
this thread sucks
This thread rocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9NNlztQPaAWho's your hero? (It better be the right hero)
>Did some Australian just squeeze my tits?
Uhh... DCbros...? This isn't canon... Right?
speaking of brown, i gotta shit. pokefag, this isn't a fetish.
>>152158919Matpat solos both
>>152159042YAWN. Now show up re-attaching his head. THAT'D be impressive.
>>152159035*Starts jerking off a single second after seeing your face*
>>152159048The hat doing it for you, or do I lose it?
>>152159052Bro I'm boutta bust already I just started. I'm fuckin over here strokin my shi nigga tryna edge but damn its hard. I got 4 monitors of babecock splitscreens open all blasting audio it's too much
>InvincibleSteven Universe victim...
>ERP out of NO WHEREAlright. Who's having a melty now?
>Steven UniverseDeku victim...
>DekuAsta victim...
>>152158857My heroine would just make a bigger oneFRIERENTOOOOOOOSSSSSS
>>152158929He didn't even leave a corpse for you to fuck, so no.
>AstaTOP of the FOOD CHAIN
>>152159078I'm tryna bust bru my brain is so fuckin ruined cuz I be goonin since I was a hit bru. A real young nigga I be goonin since. I was 12 maybe nigga. Bru I in weird shi now nigga. You ain't even know what a babecock sissy BLACKED hypnosis video is nigga. Bru I be goonin to fart porn nigga
>>152159078I just let it happen. Who am I to harsh someone's vibe, you know?
>>152159064>Steven UniverseLeave him....to ME!
>>152159100Favourite character?
>>152159100I've been gooning daily since I was 10 and even I'm not into BLACKED hypno sissy porn....
>>152159099>TOP>FOOD>CHAINEDI smirked
>>152158954https://kamenrider.fandom.com/wiki/Kamen_Rider_EvolThe more I learn about Kamen Rider the more I feel like I've been missing out, because how many fucking powers does this guy have
>>152159101No mercy bru please call me gay and retarded I get off on dat nigga >>152159109Fuck I don't even know nigga. My brian be mush at this point. Probably Princess Rosalina 2B Satsuki and Samus cus they're snowbunnies bru. I be goonin to them since I was a jit. A real young nigga strokin the shi
Yesterday, we were talking about Berserker Heracles and Mahoraga fighting each and potentially being a stalemate due to both adapting to each other's attacks. But I just thought of something stupid. It's possible Mahoraga's attacks don't count as A Rank in Mystery to Berserker, meaning, Mahoraga wouldn't be able to hurt Berserker from the start since attacks below A rank automatically get nullified due to how God Hand works.
>>152159117Asta is gets TOPPED and CHAINED up like the snack that he is
>>152159100>>152159121KINGtos SCHOLAR... Your learned ENGLISH skills are above us mere mortals...
>>152159113Bru u gotta give dat shi a try my nigga. When u finger ur ass while they be makin fun of u and sayin ur worthless bru its heaven on earth nigga. I like strokin too but it ain't even b cuttin it at this point nigga. Someday my meat feel raw when I go too hard
>>152159130>A Rank in MysteryMaybe but I don't see why it wouldn't. Mahoraga is also able to adapt new techniques so if he can't be killed he eventually wins, while Heracles wins if he can just splatter him with AP above city block level lmao.
>>152159121>Princess Rosalina 2B Satsuki and Samus Fuck, this guy is so me. Add her >>152158929 to complete my list.
>>152159160https://voca.ro/14jcee5d6MFJI'm strokin bru and you be postin this tryna get me off
>>152159130What exactly constitutes ' A rank '? And what's the toughest thing Herc's God hand has tanked?
>All these women pale to your true queen Bark for me
>>152159178....arf
>>152159118That's the Main villain privilege lol. Try it if you want.
>>152159178>literally got eaten and shat out by a dude that begged to lick another man's asshole
>>152159178I be seein so much BBC and animal porn of Makima all the time bru. I nut to her so often it ain't funny. I ain't ever watch whatever show she be from I just be strokin to her getting fat BBCs nigag
K-K-KINGTOSBROS!?
Doesn't Kingtos statstomp Fate with wank applied to both
>>152159224yes
>>152159224VSBW KINGtos is Low 1-C while FGO gets 1-C.
>>152159224No
>>152158437how about an actual win
>>152159188I'll probably check it out after I'm done with Gotchard. The chemies are cute as hell.
>>152157809It's time to die, Yugi
Fuck you
>>152159130Given Big Raga's full name is "Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga" I'm pretty sure that's enough Mystery to let him hurt Herc
>>152159250>Lord "I'm WEAK to mind control" Zedd>Lord "I LOVE being a slave to Rita who MIND RAPED me" Zeddhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCdH0MYLGS0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7OdkyiCGdM
>>152159279you are right, maybe Rita is a better MU
>>152159266Isn't this just a retread of Ash vs Yugi but Ultra Space is replaced with the Hyperspatial Zone
>>152159243CASP Kingtos is 1-S THO
>>152159285>using her Saban slave nameHer name is BANDORAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY8RixeJpJc
Isn't everyone in CSAP 1-S
>>152159243I have a hard time believing that's what KINGtos fags on that site actually believe is his peak
Need a Death Battle that's the equivalent of that one bully punching Spongebob until he's exhausted and passes out. The ultimate victory by endurance.
>>152159303no
>>152159285>Astronema/Karone canonically can beat both her and Divatox based on PR in Space, where she effortlessly stopped Rita's attack.
>>152159303only kingtos
>>152159318
>>152159322KINGtos is completely transcendent of the tiring system entirely, an infinitesimal drop of his shadow of a shadow of a shadow formed the logical frameworks within which 1-S exists
>>152159330fuark!
>>152157809A NIGGER CAN'T CONTROL HIS TEMPERRRRR
>Not even suggsversalFodder.
>>152159321i don't want to get too obscure, but if you insist.
>tiring system
>>152159318Squidward vs Vegeta
>>152159325They said that Spawn could survive anything Ghost Rider dishes out, but the big thing was actually more Spawn reversing Ghost Rider's own trump card.
>>152159344Yes, tiring system referring to Morpheus
>>152159325I still don't buy their reasoning for Spawn winning. It's like saying an allegedly indestructible ant would kill a T-Rex.
>>152159347It makes sense even nowadays. Ghost Rider is a jobber.
What exactly is a Babecock BLACKED sissy hypnosis video bruh
Phew. Just ejaculated. I'm done goonin now.
>>152159361BLACKED sissy hypnosis I've heard of (it's really gay) but babecock is new. Perhaps some sort of tranny thing?
>>152159360So is Superman, so is Wile, so is Galactus, so is Surfer, so is Hulk, so is Bowser...
Name ONE thing wrong with jacking off
>>152159368>>152159361Babecock is when you jerk off to pictures/videos of women juxtaposed next to pictures/videos of hard cocks
>>152159376Gooners stray further from God's light with every passing day, what the fuck.
is there an upcoming character that can surpass wile e coyote regeneration?
you guys are fucking gaytalk about fights involving fictional characters
>>152159376Hetshitters will do anything except admit that they're gay.
>DB lowballed Kratos
>>152159385They just ranked "info erasure" above existence erasure for Simon vs Kyle because it wasn't as "thorough". We don't know how that compares to soul fuckery or conceptual destruction or other forms of potential permanent incap like time freeze which they also counted as a kill for Tom vs Wile.
>>152159375did it so much the skin tore on the veiny party.
Shipping daughter or powerscaling son?
>>152159411maybe doomsday with his regeneration over a single thought or scp-682 who came back after being erased from reality and human noosphere
>>152159419Shipping daughter.Powerscaling daughter or shipping son?
>>152159419didnt the powerscaling son obliterated a shipping daughter while arguing some jjk bullshit?
>>152159419Powerscaling sonPowerscalers understand shipping and frequently weaponize it, shipping daughter has no idea how powerscaling works and all of her attacks are useless since powerscaler son doesn't give a shit about characters or the narrative beyond wank
i would like to have blue beetle vs star force megaman this year i wish the matchup was closer
>>152159449Blue Beetle once pushed a guy who was in the same room with Flash and Superman once so he's immeasurable and beyond the concept of outerversal
>>152159486i would be laughing but thats the logic that dcfags use
>Character literally has a weakness to cheese to the head as a conceptual weaknessWho should Medb from Fate fight? Granted, Medb tried to overcome this by training herself to sense cheese coming and deflecting it with a kick, but she can still die to cheese.
>>152159509>CHEESE levelDies to my smegma.
>>152159509i read once that scp-682 is allergic to peanut
>>152159509Jobs to my dick between her tits.
Here's something else about Medb. She's a Rider servant. She got that because she "rides men". I'm not joking. Her NP is literally raping the opponent in her Chariot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3H4eoxdymA
>>152159546...I think I should fight her
>>152159318Among Us vs Fall Guys
What the fuck happen? I just got back to work and you fuckers have gone insane.
>>152159546>vn franchise full of femcels vs tatsu franchise about heroes who dress up as bugsWhat an odd combo
>>152159557>Chariot, My Love: My Dear Iron Chariot>Medb mounts the “chariot” that embodies her own powerful influence and performs a charging attack. An area of effect attack. It is a two-unit chariot that uses the bulls associated with the “Táin Bó Cúailnge”, and this chariot represents the lord’s royal authority that rules over the people, the steel that oppresses the people, and the fear that makes the people tremble. It is particularly effective against males. It is difficult for any man to brush aside the approaching Medb. In “Fate/Grand Order”, it has been readjusted (retuned) from being an Anti-Army Noble Phantasm into an Anti-Personnel Noble Phantasm.>No man caught in Medb’s chariot can escape it, no matter what. Her chariot room has already changed into a Reality Marble by then, a love nest that will not set them free until the deed is finished.>My Red Mead: My Dear Honey Wine>Medb brings a torrent of golden mead infused with her legend of charm, presenting it while showing a smile and saying “Please.” When they are being hostile, somehow, men will take that alcohol. If one gulps it down his mouth, by then, it is even the same as a man who became her property.
>>152159580Kratos broke us
As bad as Medb is. She's not even the worst. No no no. Meet the planet fucker nun Kiara!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9etpLFCvi4Kirara only exists because Nasu played Bayonetta, and wanted to create the Ultimate BITCH.
>>152159614>planet fuckerCome again?
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>152159620Fate/Extra CCC was just peak Nasu which is why you get something like this.
>>152159614>>Nasu: As for myself, at that time I had just cleared Bayonetta, which is why CCC features such a high tension scenario. I bared my desire for all to see, “Well see, I really want to write a slutty bitch into the story. A super erotic bitch to end them all. Like why the heck don’t we just make the game into a new genre called Code Bitch?” So I went to Takeshi Takeuchi with a variety of nonsensical requests such as, “Please make the last boss costume naked-apron (Hadaka Apron).” Having been designed at the same time as the Fate/EXTRA boss characters, she was made to be completely opposite of the others.
>>152159675
Kratos won
>>152159660I feel bad for the research team that will have to endure going through all this. Researching Geats will probably be a walk in the park in comparison unless they look into trying to scale him to other Riders.
't ever be able destroy a mountain
Did Kratos just win against that poster???
>>152159655Post a counterargument for this CANON CUTSCENE right now.
>>152159707which one?Trick question, he won against us all.
KINGtos
Kamen Rider won this thread.
HEROtos
BRUHtos
Sonic? Lost.
SCREAMtos
