Good morning, grandpa. I left the newspaper comics in the kitchen. No paper today. Nope, no news at all. Sure is strange. Enjoy the funnies!
admire the chin while you wait
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>>152085336 >mmmm seeds
>>152085345 time travel isn't a problem, actually. at least not the Phantom's problem.
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>>152174364Polly made some choices in the dailies
>>152174272>>152174272A dollar? really? Embargo her lot and merchandise for wasting police timeit's so incredibly petty she's probably telling the truth, then again Sid Smith has Yakuza hand where they cut fingers for not paying extortion debts.
>>1521742722; Small notches on the snowman's right branch armHe's not nearby a vending machine so there's no other reason to ask for change for one dollar bill... Sidenote: >conterfeit?Kite's tailstring, Little girl's peeking naval, Doggo's left front leg, Foliage from the leftmost bush, Cloud below the leftmost bigger cloud, Strand of hair on the back of boy's heade) Aardvark
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>>152174272I mean, you could just ask the witnesses
>>152174514Why is every Cathy punchline "HAHAHA SHE'S SO NEUROTIC!"?
it's the small things
positively villainous looks from Mr. Dear
>>152174389>Van Pelt Publishing
you scoff, but for the average Gasoline Alley reader, this is the hardest thing they'll do all month
>>152174636I don't what's sadder over the past week. The loss of a cartoonist or a former Spumco animator, who's now working on nu-SpongeBob slop, comfirming the Garfield Nicktoon got shitcanned by the Elisons!
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MVP
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>>152174372I always forget how horny this strip is
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growth
I have no explanation for the James rerun this week
unexpected but welcome fanservice
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humor is about the journey, not the destination
>>152174272Imagine being so Slick it's what people know you for, but at the same time having a brother who's even slicker than you.
>>152174586>Lol I hit a stranger in the back of the head with frozen dog shit
thanks for readingmore next week
>>152174917We've all been entranced by the milk vortex at one time or another.
>>152175024No arc this week, but I imagine this is someone's fetish.
>>152174514im glad to see representation for women who no longer love their husbands!
>>152174272Slylock used the power of his own personal biases, and ruled against goatee Fonz immediately.
>>152174770that's cute, i like iti dropped into this thread randomly and am unfamiliar with almost all of these strips now
>>152174545Long story short, irl Cathy's mom:>never share your real feelings,and insecurities, hide them in an outlet like comics>oh wow honey these comics are great you should print them
>>152174896goes to show you never know what other people are dealing with
>>152176032I'm glad newspaper comics are still fighting the good fight about staying away from smokers.
>>152174389Omg, Woodstock, you can't just say stuff like that.
>>152174897I rather doubt the veracity of the possum statement.
>>152174600kek
>>152174989I can't tell if the joke is that she ordered expensive beans on the companys dime out of spite, or she shat in the bags.
>>152174364You already know why you omnicient twat
>>152176612I think she turned them into the coffee bags. Somehow.
>>152176612The joke is that she has actual magic powers, so she literally made them coffee, with the bonus of making them the coffee that was shat out.
OFFICIAL TIER LISTMY (CONCUSSED) WIFE TIER:>>152174980SLYLOCK TIER:>>152174272CHUCKLE TIER:The Argyle SweaterB.C. (Modern and Classic)BizarroBrevityBroom-HildaFar SideFred BassetFunky WinkerbeanHeart Of The City (Both (Good Job, Steenz))In The BleachersMolly And The BearNon SequiturOn The Fastrack (Daily)Pearls Before SwineRosebudsTina's GrooveAdam @ HomeCOMFY TIER:Arlo & JanisBreaking Cat NewsCrabgrassFrank & ErnestHagar The HorriblePhoebe And Her UnicornZippy The PinheadOne Big Happy (Both)"EXTINCTION EVENT" TIER:>>152174505>>152174600All others DNQ. Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guys, too).
>>152175003cartoony AND public domain
Mom from Family Circus is and always will be a babe.
>>152174475>give her a few more kickscan we put this one into 'casual domestic abuse' tier
>>152174481I've looked into this and heat rays are definitely more sinister. Death rays are just, well, deadly. Heat rays cause undue suffering, boiling of blood, skin flaying and splitting like a Thanksgiving turkey, and you can't even have them banned under the Geneva conventions regarding weapons designed for unnecessary suffering because you have to prove they exist first.They can also heat your coffee without having to leave your evil lab, so that's cool.
>>152177417>Death rays are just, well, deadly.What about a HYPER DEATH RAY?!
>>152174610bunny noses don't look like that
>>152174837BOOOOOOOO
>>152177549Are you saying "Boo" or "Boo-yrds"?
>>152175035blonde can get it>black lipstickoh my
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>>152174559Surprisingly weak
>>152174877It's like I've read 3 days of good weekday strips at once.
What do you think of the new Heart of the City?
>>152174633kek
>>152176612Kopi Luwak is that lemur shit coffee. Supposedly very good, but you're drinking coffee made from beans shat out by a lemur. So, you know...
>>152177440Hyper-death is overrated. They just die quicker, and death rays are already basically instantaneous.
>>152178286I am well aware of what kopi luwak coffee is. I called it expensive for a reason.I also know about qarta, balut, ortolan, hakarl and a lot of other funny foodstuff.
>>152174917>>152175024Has he been hanging out with Pastis again?
>>152175012Thanks for posting.
>>152174955Get her, Monica.
>>152174514>I see 83 romantic dinners we're not having......in a row?
>>152174948>hair styled with jamDoes this dude not know that jam is water soluble?
>>152174272Is it my imagination, or is it unusual for Slylock to have regular humans in it instead of dogs and cats and rats and things?
>>152179378I knew something seemed off with this one.
>>152176062It's little king Trashmouth
>>152174298Holy shit, they finally brought back the Blank? Details please!
>>152174622My dog is sadly too smart for this, he'll know the vibes are off and immediately bolt away.
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>>152174722Even after the storm and the flow has stopped, the remaining floodwater is dangerous. It hides sharp objects that will break the skin, and often carries feces from flooded sewers that get into the cuts.>>152174272Does the vegetable stand keep an accounting book that shows how many coins she'd have before making change?
>>152178525The joke is that she's feeding shit to her boss without doing anything illegal.
>>152176073I recognized the Star Wars so I clapped!
>>152174671Never expect having a good laugh from nu-Heart. Nor Vidya humor in 2026 (does Steenz scroll through /v/)?
