Go back to work Valiant

>>152180504
her boyfriend's gonna fuck you up when he finds out

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>President Donald Trump has received a call from Mickey Mouse of Disney fame
>He screams into the president's ear, calling upon use of military force
>Trump tries to calm him down, barely holding onto his McDonalds large fries in the other hand
>Mickey continues screaming incoherently, requesting use of nukes and the services of infamous sniper, Golgo 13
>Trump waves Mickey bye, puts the phone down, and proceeds to finish his McDonalds Big Mac meal
>Mickey, meanwhile, is still seething about having seen Mickey sucking a human's cock in that leaked sex tape
>He prepares to take care of the problem himself
>Doing something that father Walt would never have thought of
>Something terrible

>>152180591
you better not fuck with Mickey Mouse yo, he's a Keyblade Master.

>>152180609
He's going to slice your dick off if you fuck his wife

>>152180609
Oh yeah Mickey can do all kinds of positions for the key blade he did all the positions to master the keyblade.

>>152180509
>Eddie walks into modern day LA and runs into animation worker
>Stereotypical haircut and flag pins
>Eddie takes a breath and hesitates as the worker is astounded Bob Hoskins is alive and well
>Suddenly only word emanates from out of his mouth in a deep and gravelly tone:
>"Troons..."
>Eddie shakes his head and walks off
Kino....A true bumping the lamp moment...

>>152180494
wuhaben?

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What the fuck is happening.

>>152181204
A middle-aged Japanese man is controlling that Vtuber avatar btw

>>152182237
That's my fetish anon.

>>152182237
oh no i cant believe a fake girl is a fake gorl