Because we need him for the Krusty Krab scenes anon.

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>>152180875
No GED

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He's tried.

>>152180875
soul bound contract on day one by accident, wouldn’t be far fetch

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>>152180903
dude volunteered at the rec center, calm down.

>>152180875
Why don't you?

>>152180875
Krusty Krab probably pays the best, ironically enough. He worked there for years before SpongeBob got hired.

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what classes do you think they play?

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>>152180928
No

He owns his own home

>>152180984
This. Life in Bikini Bottom is relatively chill, but he's an asshole who thinks he's too good for normal work.

>>152180952
maybe they live in a universal based income society, its why squid and sponge seem to be living in rather nice places by actually working on top of it.

>>152180969
Do you think they altered the future editions due to complaints of perceived racism?

>>152181014
Possible. Would also explain why Patrick survives without a job and how Plankton makes ends meet without customers. Sandy also seems to purely do her hobbies too (science experiences, karate, extreme sports)

>>152181033
What would racism in Bikini Bottom like.

>>152181153
Thinking that squirrels are stupid

>>152181153
Be like I mean fuck.

>>152180875
He tried selling his paintings. But as no one wanted them, he had to eat them.

>>152181169
Does Sandy ever talk of her lifestyle with the rest of the squirrel world or is she afraid of normie squirrels coming and ruining it?

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>>152181153

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>>152181153
They had an entire episode about it

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>>152180875
should've just taken the neet pill like patrick

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>>152180875
Insufferable attitude. Spongebob and Mr. Krabs are the only workers in Bikini Bottom who can deal with such a negative nancy who feels he's above everyone.

>>152180875
He has the easiest job ever, he doesn't even need to be sympathetic

>>152181060
Sandy is funded by a bunch of monkeys because her inventions are research they/their organization is funding.

>>152181210
I love the comment likening this to putting on blackface, dressing up as a slave, and then showing it off to actual black people.

>>152180969
Well clearly Krabs is a wizard of some sort, Spongebob I'd hazard a ranger and Patrick is some kind of knight.

>>152180875
It was the JoJ