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>Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act--that they can never be anything more than vacuous ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband, and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends talking about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and land a rich husband!
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And now Lisa would be on the other side of the argument, defending shit like content creation and streaming and simps because it's "empowering".
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I wish I looked pretty and had a rich husband.
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>>152180939
It's going to get worse for the twats that imitated Lisa. They are only what? Starting to hit middle age? Wait maybe five more years where they will be in the middle of said middle age. They will suffer like how they brutally deserve. And better yet women don't help other women.

These bitter cunts advise younger women to keep behaving in an annoying manner because misery loves company. And the cycle continues. True a few twats will dodge fate due to having some self preservation or good family to steer them away from becoming crazy bitter shitty spinster hags, but we may see the largest generation of unwanted women in recorded human history ever.
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>>152180939
>Cockillions of cocks will cock up cocking that this is the right cock to cock-- that they can never cock anything more than cockous cockies whose only cock is to cock cocky, land a cock husband, and cock all day on the cock with their cockally cockuous cocks cocking about how damn cocking it is to look cocky and cock a rich husband!
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>>152180967
You sound like an especially bitter boomer dude. Any divorce warstories?
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>>152180957
Leftists are against it when it's harmless and support it when it's harmful.
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S11E5
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>>152180967
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>>152180939
Now we're in a weird world where women will make videos about how hard working 9-5 is, and instead of telling them to settle down, conservatives say
>Man the fuck up and learn some work ethic, you lazy shit
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This episode was propaganda for feminist patriarchy theory without being honest about what it was and failing to make good arguments.
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>>152181219
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Barbie has had many different jobs though even in the 90s.
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oh to be young and naive and to lack the knowledge that 99% of women are biologically programmed to act like that
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>>152181478
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>>152181478
the rest are women too ugly to land a rich husband and are resentful over it
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The show really betrayed its cynical edge by adopting the line of the feminist scammers who complained about that talking Barbie instead of making an episode critical of what they were doing.

And this from the series that produced "your tears say more than real evidence ever could".
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>>152181507
See >>152181504 as >>152181478 is lying.
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>2 hours later
>190 replies and 85 images
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>>152180939
they were told they could be anything they wanted when they grew up and they decided to become OF whores
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Shut the fuck up, Lisa.
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>>152180939
Nobody is gonna marry you lisa
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>>152181219

Please shut the fuck up.
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>>152181987
Milhouse will gladly go for it, but he's the best she'll ever do.
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>>152180939
she really is the most "normal" character among the Simpsons, "normal" in a sense that there are more than a hundred million Lisa Simpsons in the real world right now, and people hate her for that
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This episode has a a hero and a villain. This villain is a business making products that people want to buy and the hero is a girl who explicity wants to dicate how others think and behave.

This is justified by saying the business is braingwashing people to buy their prodcuts. To prove this it does a joke and acts as if it's an argument.
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>>152181249
>deBOOONKd LOL

Get REKT
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>>152181504
>>152181249
Get fucked and die, please.

In all honesty, you can tell this is a vanity episode from Yearley Smith that she got so annoying into the writers room but they were afraid of her.
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>>152180939
Lisa with massive badoonkers.
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>>152182217
Maybe then she will learn her body exists to please men.
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>>152182094
are you me
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>>152180939
Wasn't there an episode where her female teacher told her to STFU and that nonsense was why the teacher had a hard time getting a husband.
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>>152182293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XggiqelZ7Y
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>>152180939
Peak jealous ugly bitch energy.
And if you look at the barbie movie yiu can feel the open hate fir barbie and the audience radiating from it.
Same fir nearly everything being made by,not for by, ugly loser foids and queers from southern Cali.
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>>152180939
Lisa claims to be Buddhist, but the show barely even shows this. There was that one episode where she went to the Buddhist temple for the first time, and there was another episode where she tells the story of Siddhartha Gautama.

I'm Japanese and I actually go to the local Buddhist temple on Sundays. I was there today. Lisa Simpson hippie feminist types never last long. I may see a hippie type once, I may see them twice, but I have NEVER seen a hippie type come in 3 times. I don't want Lisa Simpson hippie feminist types at the temple I go to. They very quickly try to turn Buddhism into all about themselves- their diet, their drug experiences, and their yoga routine.
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>>152180957
Lisa isn't real. She's as much a figure as the doll.
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>>152180961
I wish I was rich and had a pretty husband. Better deal.
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>>152182375
Luckily their USAID munniez are gone now.
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>>152180939
Does anyone have that piece of official art/drawing guide that says "Marge Simpson should be graceful and even SEXY!!"
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>>152181219
die
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>>152180939
Who's message hit harder?
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>>152180967
meds
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>>152182164
Why you lurking on a children's cartoon board grandpa? You got candy in your white van?
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>>152181895
That has never been the case.
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Lisa was never good.
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>>152183006
>n n n n n nnNo U?

BItch, I am not your fucking mirror,
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>>152183186
she deserves to be cummed inside of by Milhouse every night
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>>152183295
Nah, BART
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>>152183295
Get off /co/, Al Jean. Nobody likes your dogshit ship.
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>>152183350
not even Matt Selman apparently since he killed it off
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>>152182425
On a related topic, How does attendance at Buddhist temples work? For us Christians, it's every Sunday and specific holidays. Judaism and Islam may have different holy days but the attendance still seems familiar to me. Buddhism, by contrast, is very different to my conception of religion and I'm interested in know some details from someone who's practicing.
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>>152183006
I'm 22 and think you need to fuck off and die
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>>152183410
Not that Buddhist anon, but a different one. It depends on the temple and where its cultural roots lie (country of origin, what strain of Buddhism, etc). Some people will go daily in the morning for meditation, others will go a few times a month or during cultural holidays or community events. In America, Sundays are usually reserved for Dharma talks, group meditation, and community meals. Weekdays have open hours for meditation.
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>>152182425
The sad part about Lisa is that despite the creators' original intention for her to be the Superego/Conscience/moral-emotional rock of the family, she falls into the same archetypal trap that characters like Brian Griffin do where the author's representation of moral conscience becomes exaggerated and/or self-indulgent and hypocritical, especially as a story becomes further removed from reality and the characters warp and look unrecognizable when compared to their early depictions.

Lisa was never meant to be this sort of character. She's bright, but she's ultimately still a kid. She should be having fun and getting into trouble or helping her community, not getting on a soapbox and turning into a failure of an adult at her age. If she was ever going to act this way, it would better fit her as a teenager or young adult (but it's not like the show will ever allow the characters to age over time barring specials) for a cautionary tale (but never actually become the status quo for her).
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>>152183603
this was generally followed up to Season 4 but increasingly forgotten afterward
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>>152183410
Isn't Islam's routine of worship everyday multiple times a day?
Prayer mats and whatnot.
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>>152180939
I honestly kind of hate the media for making me think that women aren't vacuous. Once you enter the dating scene you begin to realize how retardedly incorrect they were.
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>>152183410
The temple I go to has a calendar. It is only open for services on every other Sunday. The reverend is available in person in the temple during the week, but you have to check the calendar.

Japanese people usually don't meditate. There is dharma talks and sutra chanting at the temple I go to. But we have never sat in a circle and meditated. I specifically go to a Jodo Shinshu temple in the US.

The inside of the church resembles a Christian church with pews and a stage that houses the Amida Buddha statue. There is also the incense urn in front of the stage.
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>>152183691
>>>/r9k/
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>>152181249
Check again, it's been rebunked by True America Patriots.
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>>152183603
Translation:
>I hate it when Lisa points out hypocrisy and anti-Americanism on the political right and would have preferred she just be a female version of Bart
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>>152183722
No that is the case.
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>>152183909
meds
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>>152181249
>>152182164
>eat communism
you realize women are going to college and engaging in hypergamy, right? when women make enough money to be the breadwinner, but refuse to have families with working class men, that means WOMEN are the ones not raising leftist kids. that means WOMEN are the ones breeding leftist values out. hypergamy perpetuates social hierarchies under capitalism
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>>152180939
I've never really understood the resentment these people have towards their childhood toys
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>>152184076
He's not talking about communism, he's talking about "communism" (brown people and gays and bad video games) which women very much do contribute to.
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>>152184128
>women contribute to communism
no they don't. they're idpol liberals, which hijacks class consciousness. internet feminism and women's growing hatred of men is saturating zoomers' social media feeds. gen z males are going to the right because they're being alienated and told they're toxic testosterone abominations before they're even old enough to oppress anyone. the gender divide in zoomers is glaring evidence that liberals (especially ones that tried to push candidates like HRC and kamala over bernie sanders) are sabotaging any chances of a united leftist front. turns out you can't win elections if you alienate men.
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>>152182466
Based femboy lover
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>>152184099
A lot of midwits sadly lost touch with their inner child (or never had a stable childhood to begin with) and envy low IQ and high IQ individuals for being able to find joy in childish things. They project their neuroses onto the toy/media: "if it wasn't for X, I'd be happy", but all it does is shirk personal responsibility and prevent them from seeing the bigger picture. They remain slaves to their impulses and immediate desires. Cattle that goes into another fenced off plain and says "we're free" while not realizing they're still headed to the slaughterhouse (and shaming into submission anyone who does).

Lisa's brand of feminism is really just the female counterpart to Brian Griffin's atheism. Both are contrarian and arrogant because they're afraid to truly be themselves, and they lack community and guidance that can whip them into shape (don't be a selfish blind idiot) while also giving them the validation they both need.
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>>152184128
They're the same thing, and will never lead to a successful country.
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>>152183909
She's not supposed to be Bart, but she's not supposed to be fucking Greta Thunberg either. She's eight.
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>>152181135
Two words they can never properly define, how helpful
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>>152184294
>national chauvinism
>the party of replacement migration
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>>152182094
I mean, that's not inaccurate. It's just not important to anyone. Walking down that road was how we got where we are, but I doubt anyone will mind that either as long as porn's cheap enough to not have to put up with it in person.
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It's one of those stories that were clearly written by someone trying to be progressive but too immersed in the prejudices of their time period to actually be.

Like, the writer understood that forcing role models on women through media is bad. But they didn't understand that that's exactly what they were doing. They were still saying "Woken should be..." by defining what they should not be.

If a woman wants to be a scientist, it's her right to become a scientist. If a woman wants to be a bimbo, she can become a bimbo. If a woman wants to be a total fucking deadbeat loser, well, that's her right too. Just let them be.

It's that dumb sentiment that liberals in conservative cultures have. Where the demand limitless tolerance for every busybody telling people what to be but have minimal concern for everyone who just wants to be.
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>>152184406
>the party of replacement migration
stop supporting wars and CIA interference and that shit wouldn't happen, conservative.

you let other countries become socialist and democratic, they prosper and won't have a reason to leave. instead what's happened is shit like the school of americas, CIA death squads, economic hitmen and regime change has destablized regions all over the world.

the u.s. was the one that armed and funded the "rebels" who became isis.

also you're referring to north america, native americans migrating can't "replace" whites, since natives were there first
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lazy simpsons quote thread.



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