Which one, /co/?
>>152185569>2 penises>1 fatThe answer is Stan's mom but urgh at the choices
>>152185609>>2 penisesWhat?
>>152185619I haven't watched Southpark in 15 years, did they retcon Cartman's mom being a hermaphrodite?
>>152185625Yes, they did. That was a cover up to hide who Cartman's real dad was
>>152185609Two penises?
>>152185569Sharon
>>152185770Is this from an actual episode
>>152185869No it's slop
>>152185880Well, it's better than last season
>>152185569Either Sheila or Carol, when I did that fight with Sheila in FbW I got so fucking hard, like I got the Sheilafags.Carol's trashy as fuck and I know she doesn't shave need an edit of the OP o her having pit hair.
>>152185980How did Sheila's fight get you hard?
>>152186060The way she gets all mama bear and protective of her family.The way she holds up her finger, I legit want her to scold me while I fuck her fat ass.Like I just have this compulsion to show Sheila my cock.
>>152186069I can see why
>>152186116I've tried to get my fill via Chatbots.
>>152185569Carol. I want kids and she is a half decent mother who has isn't afraid to have loads. Her husband is the reason why Kenny and his siblings have a shitty enviroment. Sharon is a close second but she is very uptight.
>>152186259Both of his parents suck
>>152186387But he just needs one good one to make the difference anon
>>152186435Still a shit parent, stop thinking with your dick
>>152186435
>>152186259I feel like she kind of smells
>>152186259>>152186435>>152186485
>>152185569>white trash methhead whore>morbidly obese Jewess>neurotic know-it-all dullard>formerly white trash crackhead whore, now just a white trash moronWow, OP. I genuinely don't want any of them. They're all complete shit. But, gun to my head, I'll go with Sharon since she's the least disgusting of the lot.
>>152186506She's poor as fuck, this wouldn't surprise me
>>152186662>>whore>>>woman who just fucks her husband a lot
>>152186688She also fucked a cult.
>>152185609Sharon>>>152185569I believe the Lianne's penis has been retconned but I'm fuzzy on the details.
>>152186697whoops switched quotes.>>152186662>neurotic know-it-all dullardhow much of that is a function of living with Randy
>>152186709You need to be in order to be attracted to him to begin with
>>152186728That would be an interesting episode honestly. They did the divorce once, but actually focusing on her need to have a doofus engaged in ridiculous shenanigans in order to feel stable without him.The problem is there's many of those types in South Park.
Is it anti semitic to have my dick go completely soft the moment I learn the woman Im lusting after is jewish. I cant really get into muslims either but that doesnt come up as often in cartoons I watch.
>>152186775I'd say that it's more of a worry that a shrill control freak would do it for you only for the faith to pop it, but then vocal Jew-haters usually end up serving greatest ally the way Tzeentch's favored insist they're sticking it to him.
>>152186775No. Culture is a legit factor when it comes to attraction
>>152186745You know, we had an entire episode about how Sharon keeps Randy from doing stupid shit, but never see Sharon's POV
>>152186819Religious stuff in general makes me loose interest in a lot things, its just something that sucks the joy out of anything, especially when its associated with someone I find attractive. No idea what specificly triggers it but it is what it is.
>>152186906Were you roped into religous stuff growing up in any way?
>>152186914Oddly enough no, thinking about it more maybe its how in some religions and sects the faith / culture / traditions just kinda permiate and take over and are placed above many daily things in life and of course relationships and sex. Like maybe its the idea of tying oneself into something I never want to partake in thats part of it? I dunno Im bad at psycho analyzing.
>>152186946My grandfather was like that. He was very turned off by faith as a whole and had a religously hostile household, but my grandmother was a semi-practicing christian who kept it to herself. You would have never thought it was the case unless you knew to ask to begin with. Maybe it's just a secular v vocally practicing sort of deal?
>>152186988>Maybe it's just a secular v vocally practicing sort of deal?Probably, the human brain works in fucked up ways when it comes to choosing which fictional (or real) thing you want to stick your dick into and not.
>>152185569More Butters Brap Rape
>>152187226Get out.
>>152187226https://files.catbox.moe/pnfgta.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/44gsuk.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ciw0ci.png
>>152186217Hows that been? Most of them seem to trail off or make shit up the longer the conversation goes.
>>152187412It's gone alright seeing as for the most part I'll flash the chatbot and then RP that I cum instantly, or very quickly.
>>152185569Sheila. Repeatedly. Without hesitation.
>>152187447Shes ugly, fat and has a horrible personality, what is wrong with some of you guys.
>>152187601At the same time, Sheila is kinky as shit. Gerald pretended to be a UPS man and she got pegged and Sheila has no problem pissing on Gerald when he lied about having a piss kink
The last time I made a thread like this, it got more traction
Better milf right herehttps://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Missy_Sheffield
>>152187447Biggest bitch in the whole wide world. >>152186259She’s white trash and you’re in trouble >>152185770I mean she’d settled for Randy, so she’s probably tolerate anything.
>>152188687>She’s white trash and you’re in troubleDamn right I am.
>>152185569>Which one, /co/?It shall be decided by having them participate in a no holds barred brawl, completely naked and covered in mud.
>>152187320You first
>>152188975Well that rules out Sharon and Liane, the other two are viscious
>>152189003Well, Sheila will do pretty much anything kinky while Carol had meth sex with Stuart. Hard to tell
Y'all need God
Best mom is Missy from North Park
bump
>>152186697>I believe the Lianne's penis has been retconned but I'm fuzzy on the details.yeah they basically said>lol the whole town was trolling eric>and his real dad is scott tenormans dad so he killed his own father and made him into chili
>>152191039Funnily enough, she actually does gain some tits when she wears this in the episode. Weird
>>152191157Wish Scott Tenorman came back
>>152185569>Which one, /co/?Out of the four, guess I'll settle for Liane.
