Would you marry Fiona?
i can fix her
>>152188014There would be an iron clad prenup.
>main character is a "relatable" girlfailure self-insertRemember when cartoons were funny and cool and not half-hour long therapy sessions for thirty-something nepotism hires?
>>152188014>when the cashier called you sir
>>152188014In this "would you marry" hypothetical, how old an I supposed to be in relation to this character?
>>152188074I also get final veto on the names for any children we might have.Whatever dumbass made up white woman nonsense she wants to call them can be their nickname.
>>152188014She's a bipolar psycho, but also each of her thighs are about twice circumference of a fire hydrant, so I'm conflicted.
>>152188097Stop projecting, you disgusting troon
>>152188014I can fix her by putting babies in her. a lot of women end up like this because they were lied to about needing to be strong independent women with careers when a lot of them don't truly want that, deep down all they want is a fambly.
>>152188014After I get to know her
>>152188014Absolutely not. She's a slampig BUILT for messy one night stands.
>>152188014I might lick her feet to make her feel a little better, but that's it
I knew a woman like her once. She lived in my building and had no car and was always struggling to get somewhere or do anything. We started hanging out more often but she really resisted saying we were in a relationship, even getting mad when I called her my girlfriend to someone. Eventually she just moved away. Sadface
>>152188014i'd get her another man instead. Not interested in marrying a fat pig but i'd be happy to help her find another piglet to mooch off of.
>>152188014I'd rather marry her cat.
>>152188157Seethe.
>>152189696You do, faggot.
>>152188014She'd be too much of a hassle to deal with full-time but I would happily copulate with her
wtf is this an adventure time show or fag therapy power hour?
>>152189701In your mind
>>152190267Both.
>>152190281No, everyone saw your faggotry.
>>152188014only if she lets me regularly tie her down and tickle her to satisfy my sick fetish
>>152188109John is a fine name and if you bitch one more time you're going one way to the moon.
>>152188157Stop deflecting, you uncool toon>>152189701No u, sperg>>152190327The past archives proves your sperggotry.
>>152188014I would impregnate her repeatedly and fuck her into a coma every night until she gets addicted to my babies kicking in her belly
>>152190327Cope
>>152188014YesAnd id get her massively pregnant with my black kids
>>152191311You do.
>>152188092People complained because they were just extended toy commercials
>>152188014What would be the benefit? What does she bring to table?
>>152191338You troo.
>>152188092Yes I do anon, yes I do.
>>152188092A certain thing that happened on April 5th, 2010 is responsible for this
>>152191329She may be a white woman, but something tells me Fionna isn't into beastiality
>>152192070She'd 100% fuck Marshall Lee if given the chance, racism is cool and all, but I don't think it fits into this specific cartoon
>>152188023She can ruin me
>>152188074Enjoy having it get thrown out by the judge just because they feel like it.
I just wanna lay in bed with her for a whole day. Not necessarily like for just sexo but like showing each other memes under the blanket and playing footsies before cuddling and falling asleep sounds so cozy
>>152188014hell no she live in trashy apartment
Trioona
>>152192118It would be pretty cool if she went full nasty woman and called Marshall a nigger.Call me Muto, I'll make your shitty show better
>>152192195You know what wouldn't get thrown out of a courtroom? A common law marriage
>>152192571The best answer is to generally stay away from a trash dogshit girl like Fionna, because she WILL cheat on you and generally act like a retard and ruin everything and then get away with it scot free.
>>152188014Take me away from this depressing contemporary existence. I'd rather adventure with a druid and a knight in their slow journey to moderating civilization and nature, forging a better tomorrow.
>>152188014I wouldn't even consider dating her in the first place, she's great friend but something beyond that is a no no.
