ITT random Simpsons quotes>Oh, great. You made me miss Joe Theismann.
>when Bart and Lisa marry...other people.
>It also says you once grabbed a dog by it's hind legs, and pushed it around like a vacuum cleaner
>>152192060>Care to join me in a belt of scotch?>It's 9:30 in the morning.>Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.
>I don’t understand. Everyone loves rats. But they don’t want to drink the rats’ milk?
>Stupid babies need the most attention!I say this to my cat every day.
>I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
>>152194978>It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end
>Excuse me. No banging your head on the display case please>It contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide.
>I'm a bigger name than... "Chaim Potok." What is he, some kind of Klingon?
It appears the cloud goddess is ripe with rain babies.
>Next on exploitation theater, Blackula followed by Blackenstein and the Blunch black of blotre blame
