/v/ is stealing superheroes and that's our thing!
Superheroes are middle aged white men who put on Halloween costumes and punch criminals not whatever gay satan shit that is.
>>152192523There’s also comics of this, and let’s be honest it’s more of a cartoon than a game, you can actually press nothing and just watch the story.
>>152192523>>152192555VISUAL NOVELS ARENOT /co/
>>152192597Sez who!?
>>152192666Movie games aren't real games
>>152192698Movie games are still not /co/ and go to /v/
>>152192523Why is everyone saying this utter garbage is better than any capeshit from the last 20 years? It’s the exact same thing.>nobody can stop quipping>everybody is a terrible person and very smug about it>constant mockery of the genre >bendis-tier dialogue if not worse>the most important part of the plot isn’t stopping crime or building friendships, it’s either saving the entire goddamned world and/or who’s fucking whom
>>152192553>gay satan shitShut up.
>>152192822>Straight white male protagonist + 2 romance options with a white chick who is actually horny for your dick.Tell me you don't know who the primary target audiences of romance novels and capeshit are without telling me you don't know who the primary target audiences of romance novels and capeshit are.
>>152193582That doesn't make it a superhero story, it just makes it a garbage hentai dating simulator. And that anon's right, Dispatch sucks ass. The story and characters are paperthin, the swearing and million dick jokes are cringeworthy and the fact people praise this overrated shit is just obnoxious.
>>152192597>>152192666>>152192715Should've called the thread:>/b/ulls are stealing jannies' job and that YOUR thing!
>>152193671>I have no argument I must force memesRemember when you said you'd kill yourself?
millennial writing + zoomer writing = the cringiest shit know to mankind
>>152192523I still haven't watched this because I simply don't know how...
>>152192597>VISUAL NOVELS How is that any different than a Graphic novel?
>>152196372Graphic novels are comicsVisual novels are video gamesSimple as mate
>>152192629>>152196372/co/ - Comics & Cartoons
>>152192523I'm astounded how shitty the designs of are these characters. You'd hardly know it was a capeshit game if not for the blonde one, and not some Critical Role type theater kid roleplay garbage.
There are better super/v/eroes. CHANGE INTO COMMANDO
>>152196490>>>/v/
More like Sloperheroes lol
>>152196494
>>152196498If you're gonna shit on something blatantly off-topic, at least have the decency to sage
>>152196372Visual novels are novels that you look at.Graphic novels are novels that wants you to look at them.
>>152196501/co/ is for WESTERN comics and cartoons you buffoon
Comix Zone
>>152196504Sloperheroes are as /co/ as it gets.
>>152196518>Sloperheroes are as /co/ as it gets.This is a comics and cartoons boardSuperheroes are not necessarily comics and comics are not necessarily superheroes
>>152196521Doesn't matter when I'm talking about sloperheroes in general.
>>152192822>everybody is a terrible person and very smug about itBlonde Blazer is such a good and kindhearted heroine, she makes Superman look like an edgelord.
>>152196654Blonde Blazer is disgusting >>>/v/ermin
>>152193053>nooo demons are le goodDilate
>>152196654I was kinda dissapointed when it turned out the form we met her in was her Magical Girl transformation and not how she looks in private. I mean, she still looks fine and all but I have to admit, in that moment I did wonder whether I shouldn't have gone with Visi instead.
>>152196516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEu9cEJROg4I gazed upon your eyes and knew you were my nigga
>>152196716>>152196748>>152196771>>152196784>>>/v/OP himself admitted its /v/
>>152192523So, like, is this an actual superhero video game? Is there superpowers and such? Is it any good?
>>152196808Yes, yes, good for telltale like game
>>152196771For me, the fact that she's just a regular, shy girl behind her superhero persona is actually the best thing about her.Also, a brunette with a blue eyes is a killer combo.
>>152196808It's a superhero agency management game with a dating sim on top.
>>152194519>Failed writer
I saw someone call it "Twilight for men", but I've mostly seen women play it.
No one played Infamous.
>>152196815I dunno. The appeal of her, vis à vis Visi, is that she seemed like someone who really has her shit together, all things considered. And I guess she still does, but I liked her as a tall, confident blonde.
>>152196808>>152196811>>152196815>>152196833>>152196836>>152196842>>152196847>>152196850>>>/v/>>>/v/>>>/v/
>>152196852>He does it for free
>>152196850Her appeal is that she's a genuinely good and kind person in a cynical setting, to the point she gives her powers, so that your surrogate brother may live and be a hero again.In general, last two episodes is Blazer unfucking all the mess that our resident retard Invisigal keeps causing when she's trying to "help", and nobody even thanks her for it.
>>152192553Satan is straight
>>152192555>you can actually press nothing and just watch the story.I mean, you CAN, but you'll fail every mission
>>152196852Hey can you do that somewhere else? We're trying to have a discussion here.
>>152196852You had your stupid chance and you blew it, twatty bull. Also, how come one of your posts is already deleted, but not other posts in this thread? In fact, why aren't you permabanned for sperging as a fake janny yet?
>>152192822/v/ overrates anything that let's them choose a waifu
>>152197537Yeah, but outside of Invisigal becoming a villain by default, not much will change. And if you don't care about Invisigal, why should you care?
>make waifus >rake in cashis it really that easy?
Please, take them. Maybe we can finally breathe.
>>152192822>mfw the final scene where the main villain threatens to kill the heckin doggo
>>152192523Why do boobs in this game look weird?
>>152196847I did.
>>152198451that is what non-porn, non-anime petite boobs look like anon
>>152198516>non-pornPorn actrees are not real life confirmed, they're advanced AI created by reptilians since the mid 60s
>>152198451It's not her boob that you're finding weird, it's her torso.
I see that the local shartranny is seething and trying to derail this thread.I think mostly is because his stealth tranny mlp porn thread was saged by this one
>>152198541yes
>>152196852>There’s also comics of thisSorry but tie in comics so yeah we can talk about this on /co/
>>152198451It's just Invisigal. She has some sad and pathetic boobs.
>>152198451they're a bit low on her ribcage boobs come in all shapes and sizes and they all deserve my love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4MNyz23eeUgentlemen, the only scene worth a damn in this game.ok, no, the wet dream wins, but I can post this here.
>>152198595Only if the thread itself is about the comics specifically you dunceOtherwise /a/ can talk about the new Witchblade comic run
>>152197591>OP says it's /v/>Multiple Anons openly say it's a game>This thread is /co/ because......Are you a retard?Of fucking course you are you bitch
>>152192523You're late to the punch on that front, friend!
>>152192822Remove Invisigal and legitimately no one would give a fuck about the game./v/ excuses any slop as long as it has a brown girl.
>>152198357>tfw they had more sex scenes and regret cutting em
>>152199080>>152199099>>152199200TOTAL /v/ermin DEATHKill /v/ermin. Behead /v/ermin. Roundhouse kick a /v/ermin into the concrete. Slam dunk a /v/ermin baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy /v/ermin. Defecate in a /v/ermin food. Launch /v/ermin into the sun. Stir fry /v/ermin in a wok. Toss /v/ermin into active volcanoes. Urinate into a /v/ermin gas tank. Judo throw /v/ermin into a wood chipper. Twist /v/ermin heads off. Report /v/ermin to the IRS. Karate chop /v/ermin in half. Curb stomp /v/ermin. Trap /v/ermin in quicksand. Crush /v/ermin in the trash compactor. Liquefy /v/ermin in a vat of acid. Dissect /v/ermin. Exterminate /v/ermin in the gas chamber. Stomp /v/ermin skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate /v/ermin in the oven. Lobotomize /v/ermin (though they're so retarded nothing would change). Grind /v/ermin fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown /v/ermin in fried chicken grease. Shoot /v/ermin with a ray gun. Kick old /v/ermin down the stairs. Feed /v/ermin to alligators. Slice /v/ermin with a katana
I like Sonar. I would be his friend irl (:
>>152199653I hate you
>>152199945
>>152199080Just a love letter to Jack Kirby.
>>152192523>It's faithful to the comic books.>People go crazy.It proves that casual fans don't read comic books, and that it's sad that Joss Whedon circa 2002 is so popular with everyone.
>>152198595They're read in-game
>>152200010
>>152192523I want /v/ to leave
>>152192523
>>152200133
>>152200133Eat shit and fuck off>>>/v/
>>152200144>trannified>acceptable>that's a man with boobs>acceptable>trannified
>>152200144
>>152200133>>152200144>>152200200Comics & Cartoons board
>>152200133Isn’t she gay?
>>152200334She's bi
SEXTHE JOKE IS SEXTHE THEME IS SEXTHE POINT IS SEX SEX SEX
>>152199080Glad someone posted itThe Ant is so cool
>>152200214Fuck up retard
>>152192553Fuck off. Malevola is hot.
How is this /co/? Where is the trans character?
>>152192822>everybody is a terrible person and very smug about itAt least they have an excuse for that. The cast is made up of criminals in a rehabilitation program.
>>152200662OP literally said its /v/
>>152192523Funny how people already got tired of this one
>>152201005>People played a relatively short game, and is now done playing itShocker.
>>152201051>gameSo >>>/v/
DUDE THIS REGULAR DUDE IS ACTUALLY A CHAD WOWOWOWO JUST LIKEMY HAREM ANIMAAAAYS BRO
>>152200855It's not /co/ because this thread isn't about COMICS AND CARTOONS
>>152201088>>152201167>>152200850Not /co/Fuck off
>>152199963Just like Minorateam!
>>152198357Literally yes, this whole game is just a dating sim with a superhero coat of paint. The first couple chapters promise lore and a deeper story but it never materializes, Shroud comes out of nowhere with an entirely nonsensical plan, he gets instantly defeated and then the game ends. I think people are starved for positive heterosexual romances in media. Once you start analyzing the game, the whole thing falls apart but the facade is initially so good and its over so quick that people are just left with the good first impression and the waifus.
>>152200896>>152201080>>152201097>>152201211Keep whiningJanny cares what you have to say
>>152200334No, but he is.
>>152202113I'm surprised this douche got anyone to fuck him, male or not.
>>152201849>>152200662>>152197591>>152197545>>152200855
>>152202113>>152202239He's also NOT /co/
>>152202113Are there even any openly gay characters in this game? The closest thing I can think of is Phenomaman kissing him.
>>152202113Apparently he's afghan? They definitely wrote the guy as a latino
>>152202258Oh fuck off. https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/EsfLBwaY5Ro8ade07Lncig/>>152200214>>152201097>>152201211>>152202272>Still ban-evading.You fuck off too! you're responsible for this thread. https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/152177062/Seriously, why even bother having a bot acting as a janny and evade every ban each time?
>>152203351>you're responsible for this thread.Never even seen it
>>152203351>Oh fuck off.>Off topic threads are good>Calling people out is bad>/co/ SHOULD be an actively off-topic boardDispatch is no different from PathwaysBoth need to fuck off from /co/
>>152203632nah
>>152204370Video games go to /v/
>>152203239>Are there even any openly gay characters in this game?Yes. Flambae. Whom I mentioned prior.>The closest thing I can think of is Phenomaman kissing him.That's inconclusive since he is an alien who appears to be unfamilair with human interaction. Then again he could possibly considered bisexual as he does seem to be open with dating another man.
>>152204424Not /co/Fuck off faggot>>>/v/
>>152204428He's in a comic, relax.
>>152204561This thread isn't about the comics you dense retardYou don't make threads about shit like the new Stranger Things season on /co/ because it also has tie-in comics
>>152204561Ignore him. He cried and shit his pants ad nauseum the last three times these /co/ Dispatch threads happened and reached 500
>>152204606>I have no argument for why this is /co/ so I'll just gleefully choose to be an idiotYou fucking idiot
>>152204606The funny part was he probably filled up a third of em on his own
>>152201089but not like comics
>>152201167Blazer is such a stallion
>>152204939Mandy's hotter
>>152204939>>152205336And both belong to /v/
>>152196852nice bump
>>152196815Blonde Blazer is like Elizabeth Olsen, she has brunette and blonde forms. That's an ultra win for me.
>>152204606Yeah, some douchbag he is. Bitch thinks he is a janny and bellows steam like a bull. Have you anons considering reporting the idiot for breaking Global Rule Number 12?
>>152196654>kindhearted heroine>makes you fire someone after their best performance everpick one and only one
>>152206476Pointing out the rules isn't pretending to be a mod
>>152192523This shitty game would have absolutely flopped if it wasn't for invisigal
>>152206476Didn't you say you were going to kill yourself?
>>152206599>>152206450>>152206588This shitty game belongs to >>>/v/
>>152206476>reporting the idiotDISPATCHISAVIDEOGAMEANDVIDEOGAMESGOTO>>>/v/
>>152206611The game is NOT shitty! >:(
>>152192523Tell me more about that chick with the horns. She seems fun...
>>152207838She's Australian.So she's big into nanny-statism, but beloved by the American right for standing up to China and AUKUS.
>>152207838She's fun, but is voiced by Alanah Pearce.
