Overwatch thread
xir, /vg/ is two doors down
>>152220532It's utterly insane how the comics are the only place you can get any sort of narrative content in this fucking franchise. >>152220537If Star Wars is allowed on /co/, then so is anything that has comics and/or cartoon spinoffs.
The only good thing to come out of this franchise is all the LGD content centered around Tracer and Emily.
is overwatch3D erotica /co/ since those are still images and animations?
>>152220600>If Star Wars is allowed on /co/Star Wars has decades of /co/ material ranging from comics to graphic novels to cartoons and animated movies.Overwatch is a porn generator.
Ban Blizzdrones from rule34 and /co/this is a advertising thread
>>152220600It's impossible to drop a ball as hard a Blizzard did with Overwatch. It was so incredibly popular. The fact that we never got a cartoon or movie is so stupid.
>>152220652It is!
>>152220532>utterly miss the Zeitgeist of Overwatch being the hot shit>waste the entire window of people being curious what might happen once Overwatch reforms>drop their story content already in developement>their forced Esport bombs>now no one cares anymore>their only legacy is r34 pornthis should be studied
>>152220865it's crazy to think for like a year or so this was literally THE biggest I on the planet
>>152220999I miss the days of Pokémon Go, Overwatch, and No Man's Sky.
>>152220991great, gonna work on my OP copypasta for /fug/ - Fugtrup General
We will never get Overwatch figures again and that sucks dude. I want a Juno and Venture so bad.
>>152220865Reminder Overwatch was already a failed MMO they decided to repurpose into a shooter. It only exist because they drooped the ball from a even bigger project.
>>152220717Star Wars is a series of movie trilogies. The IP didn't originate as a comic or cartoon. Stop being a hypocritical elitist and shut the fuck up. >>152220865Not like it would've been hard, either. Literally just superheroes with guns.
>>152221101It's crazy they were able to pivot what would've surely been a terrible mmo into a highly successful and popular shooter and then turn around and screw that up too.
>>152220630That's all good shit l. Nothing better than watching avowed lesbians getting dicked together.
The world would be a better place if everyone ignored wannabe janitor, thread derailers.
>>152220999Overwatch fell because they went so hard on balancing for E-sports that they forgot the majority of players aren't E-Sports players.Plus it gaslit people into thinking hero shooters need intricate lore compared to the "trading card bio" approach TF2 had at the time before it really went in on the comics. Arguably it both expanded and somewhat killed the genre
>>152221315>it gaslit people into thinking hero shooters need intricate lore compared to the "trading card bio" approach TF2 had at the timeI liked the cinematics and "lore" as a backdrop where they gave you a peak into the characters (ex. Widowmaker probably isn't actually "brainwashed" and is well aware of what she's doing etc), I think that and the shit like Overwatch Archives where they fed in episodic shit that expanded the world but was otherwise stand-alone was the perfect take before they just threw their hands in their air and said fuck this.
How is this shit /co/?
>>152221566because the franchise puts out both comics and cartoons
>>152221304This is actually a semi-tolerable offtopic thread, I would have left it alone
>>152221569Wrong answer
>>152221315Not to mention the sexual assault stuff that turned away corporate partners faster than a radon leak.>>152220865A cartoon, a movie, spinoff games... any sort of addition to the world would have made all the difference.
>>152221566Its got comics as shown in the OP
>>152221776Actually that kind of scandal can be very easy to bounce back from on a corporate level"The internet never forgets but has the attention span of a goldfish."Once all offending parties are dealt with it's just a matter of showing off your new internal policies
>>152221384Yeah but let's face it. The comics were a marketing trick aimed at feeling like a multi-media endeavor. This is a business model which either really works or really doesn't because it usually causes rush jobs akin to MCU copycat rush of the 2010s
>>152221856I'll never say the execution was well done, just the idea of them as supplemental material was in theory a good one
>>152220537Mods don't police content anymore unless it's clearly illegal.>>152220844Cry more, you little bitch.
>>152221278where's her chest thing? I thought she needed mouse bites to live
>>152220652It is, I don't even play the game I just fap to the porn. Kiriko and Pharah best girls!
>>152221792>>152221158>>152221569Tie-ins don't turn the entirety of the fiction /co/ the same way Batman manga doesn't make Absolute Batman /a/
>>152220600>then so is anything that has comics and/or cartoon spinoffs.Only if the thread is actually about said comics and cartoons to begin withOP didn't want to talk about the comics in specific, he blatantly said this is thread about Overwatch as a whole
>the world's first attractive Bri'ish womanHow did they do it?
>>152222338They made her a dyke to be corrected. Nothing triggers the male mating instinct quite like fixing a dyke and turning her into a trad wife. At leas that's what I was taught at aco dyke correction thread
>>152222204Fuck back to /v/ vulperatranny
>>152222338Anal queen
>>152222213The comics establish that she doesn't need to wear it, she just has to be near it. She has one in the corner that stabilizes her entire apartment.
Isn't Netflix supposed to be doing some sort of Blizzard project this year?Watch it be fucking Diablo or something.
>>152220532It would so easy for Blizzard to make a theatrical Overwatch movie that would be a smash hit. But they'd rather sit on their assess
>>152222976Best and coolest girl, not even close.>>152222360What was the point of making her gay if she isn't having hot hero/villain sex with Widowmaker? Why does her gf have the English version of Widow's first name?
>>152222247>>152222268Okay, then all Star Wars threads need to be deleted on sight. Nobody fucking cares, moron.
>>152223504Star Wars threads about comics and cartoons are /co/Star Wars threads about Star Wars as a whole are not
>>152223504>Nobody fucking cares, moronAre you here for comics and cartoons or not?
>>152223485>What was the point of making her gay if she isn't having hot hero/villain sex with Widowmaker? Why does her gf have the English version of Widow's first name?Blizzard lost all sense of reason after it was bought by Activision. Would have been neat if they put some story into the world.
>>152223525Star Wars started as a live-action movie. It is not /co/. Go fuck yourself.
>>152223545And yet the threads about it on /co/ (ideally) are specific to the COMICS AND CARTOONS it's about like how a Star Wars manga thread on /a/ would be about the fucking manga and not shit like the sequel trilogy or the hundreds of novelsThink retard, by your logic Jaws, Jurassic Park, and The Shining can't be /tv/The books clearly aren't but the films are blatantly films
>>152223457Thst would've been easy ten years ago. I think it'd be a harder sale nowadays.A Netflix series might be a safer bet. Jinx revived a lot of interest in LoL.
>>152223533>>152223566You will never be a janitor, and nobody actually cares about putting hard barriers between boards.
>>152223646>nobody actually cares about putting hard barriers between boards./a/?
>>152223457Anon, their Warcraft movie bombed and that was about 10 years ago. What makes you think they'd be any more successful with an Overwatch movie?
>>152224048I mean it didn't bomb, but that was purely due to China.
>>152224048>>152224097Any Overwatch movie would rely heavily on Asia. Overwatch is still popular in the west, but it's "top 15" popular behind a bunch of games.In Asia it's only behind Minecraft, Fortnite, and Apex Legends.
>>152224097I remember going into the theatres when I was 11-12 when I was obsessed with WoD and orcs for some reason as a soulless nufag, literally no one but me and my family in the entire seating area. I thought it was the best shit I'd ever seen back in the day.
>An Overwatch Cartoon>Three groups of main characters that split the focus >Old Guard of Overwatch, Winston, Rhinehart, Tracer, Sojourn, Mercy>New Blood of Overwatch, Lucio, Juno, Venture, Kiriko, D.Va, and Brigette>Talon, Doomfist, Widowmaker, Sombra, Reaper, Moira>Null Sector as the overarching threat of season one>There's missions, intrigue, some people switch sides, some people quit, etc>Then there's wild cards like Junkrat and Roadhog, etc.>End of the season, most of the roster splits up to do other things, three or so characters from each group stay and the rest rotate out, switch sides, in general, dynamics shake up and new heroes get addedThat's how I'd do it.
>>152220537>>152221566>>152222576>>152223525>>152223545It's amazing how you're so worked up about this but not the endless AI spam that's actually hurting the board.
>>152225105I would make it an entire series following Kiriko's pov as she is the main heroine and protagonist following some Overwatch characters with Null Sector as the main threat but focusing on smaller scale skirmishes like Talon's plot and some mystery like what is Volskaya's relationship with the bots. Never fully erupting into full on war until maybe season 7. I'd also waste the entire budget in highly detailed sex scenes because of reasons
>>152220532Sex with Moira and Zaryathat's all
>>152225241This but Pharah, Kiriko and D.VaBet those 3 fuck like a freight train
>>152225206>KirikoImmediate trash.
>>152224282I dropped WoW back in Shadowlands. God. Why didnt we have a WoW animated series? Imagine it.>WoW. Starcraft. Overwatch.>Three titanic shows from Blizzard during the era they were good(around 2016-18 was the last gasp).
>>152225241>ZaryaI'm disappointed she's racist but I can fix her
>>152225146>You can't call out the island of shit just because the sea of piss is also present
>>152225271She is amazing and unlike most literal whos, she got an actual sassy personality that would be very popular among the girl demographic.Boys will like how action focused she is and will say 'please step on my balls Kiriko-sama!'
>>152225295but that's what makes her good
>>152223485I know right? Why can't Tracer be a lesbian with Widow and Soldier 76 with The Reaper? In a narrative way that makes a lot of sense, but instead they created boring partners for them. God why are LBGT writers so retarded?
>>152225105It feels like the easiest way to do it is to just start with Winston as the POV character, putting out the call, and then every couple of episodes another member of Overwatch is tracked down or otherwise joins the cast. Talon is doing shit in the background, Null Sector is the threat that they sometimes need to team up against, etc. Let the relationships between characters inform who gets recruited next.Like, you find Mercy and convince her to join, and Mercy has a lead on where to find Genji, Genji leads to them crossing paths with Hanzo, and so on.
>>152225344Just have the happy middle ground that Tracer is in a happy relationship with Emily, but she is also clearly attracted to windowmaker and is conflicted about that. "I love Emily. I just want to be clear about that, I LOVE Emily. I wouldn't leave her for the world. But, at the same time, I would hit that purple french ass so hard whoever pulled me out of that would be crowned the next king of England."
>>152225369Just so long as Junkrat joins OW at some point so we can see him be terribly needy with the cast
>You will never be hired as Tracer's official ass bather.
>>152225489This but I want to be Kiriko's personal foot licker
>>152225489>She comes back from a mission tired and sweat soaked and plants her ass directly on your face.
>>152225411If you are going to make straight characters fags, then go all out or go home.
I only played Overwatch once. Years ago. I was soldier 76 and thanks to my years playing Halo and TF2, I actually did decent. Thanks to TF2, I was also dubbed a "toxic player".
>>152220630
>>152225552play it now, the current playerbase is far more "toxic" than TeeEff double
>>152225534I'll give you 76 being a 'straight character turned gay', but Tracer was revealed lesbian so fucking early that its basically always been canon. The moment they said their was a gay member of the cast, pretty much everyone agreed "Oh, so Tracer's the token lesbian. Got it."
>>152225525This may take a few hours.
>>152224262>Overwatch is still popular in the westlmao no>it's "top 15"try top 150 maybe, even on twitch it's pretty dead
>>152225241For me it's Widow, Junkerqueen and Ashe
>>152225918Well, among online PC/Console games only it's in the top 15. That's not counting stuff like Candy Crush or Pokémon Go or the like.
Overwatch's only utility at this point is being fodder for fetish porn.I personally like weight gain and slob content, particularly with D.Va.
The animated shorts are a sad reminder of what we'll never have. These really should've led to a series or been more frequent at least.
>>152226281for me it's all the blender foot stuff
>>152225295I'm disappointed she's Russian.
>>152220994Once Mercy was nerfed for no reason, the game died.
>>152225241Happy sex with tomboy.
>>152220999They called this a TF2-killer… but TF2 is still here, still averaging about the same number of players for 19 fucking years
>>152226694Yeah, but this has updates.I actually jumped ship from TF2 after the last comic because it felt like the game was finally over and I got closure.
Literally nobody is talking about comics or cartoons in this thread
>>152220600Notice how the Star Wars general here is specifically for comics and cartoons?
>>152223646>lose argument>does nothing but sperg outPathetic
>>152225489
>>152220630>>152221278>Eating Tracer out with Emily during a 69
>>152226768Nobody's talking about comics or cartoons on the entire board. All you retards ever do is bitch about women and minorities, while complaining about how oppressed you are when people call you out for being a pedophile.
>>152221304>The world would be a better place if /co/ was made a worse board with tourist fucks like (You)
>>152227361>Nobody's talking about comics or cartoons on the entire board.Storytimes?The Marvel solicit thread?There's like three Zootopia threads up now
>>152227667Symmetra isnt a narc she would just be really judgemental
>>152227667I feel like Mercy would speak at length about the health benefits of smoking that good-good.
>>152228142>this is a climatologistI wish fiction would stop pushing the weird narrative of scientists being gorgeous baddies. Real scientists are not exactly winning any beauty contests, and yet most fictional scientists are at least an 8. I don't get it.
>>152225319I want Kiriko-chan to peg me!
>>152220532"I like Tracer she is fun!">goes read her comicIt's just the robos that try to genocide the humans complaing that life is hard because people dont like to be genocide
>>152229409Kiriko is the best overwatch character
New collab cafe in Japan. Just like TADC.
>>152231084Comics and cartoons?
>>152231201CartoonsAnd comics
>>152228201Depends. I know a doctor who is very dubious about the way marijuana has become increasingly legalized and likens it to previous times we didn't consider the potential side effects of drug use when making it easily available to the public (can't remember if this was opioids or not). Which would probably end up somewhere between "THAT'S ILLEGAL!" and "stages intervention"
>>152229409why is she farting
>>152224048But who gives a shit about Warcraft, REALLY? I mean, they haven't had a proper RTS release in forever and WoW isn't known for its storytelling. At least Overwatch had broad appeal in its whole Futuristic Superhero aesthetic.
>>152220532comics and cartoons?
>>152225636They made her an official lesbian years after they retconnd 76 into being a faggot. Paid for dyke porn of her and widowmaker =/= her being an open lesbian.
>>152222603Which of the Overwatch girls do you think would actually do anal?
>>152232623Junker Queen
>>152225316Yeah
>>152232463Yeshttps://youtu.be/FqnKB22pOC0?si=uQXvOHDa91QvLHtZ
>>152232623I want to massage all of those
Overwatch is basically a mash-up of GI-Joe and the Avengers. The fact there isn't an animated series that has lasted at least 9 seasons and is still ongoing that we all have toxic nostalgia over is a goddamn farce.
This thread is off topic.
>>152233813No it isn't. You will never be a janitor.
>>152233101Thank god there was never an animated series. With as badly as they fucked up the game I can only imagine what kind of garbage a cartoon would have become.
She truly has the best setting.https://youtu.be/9acxn7qAST4
>>152233837>No it isn't.Comics?Cartoons?
>>152232714Cinematic trailers aren't /co/If that was the case a crap ton of vidya is suddenly /co/
>>152233837>Nuh-uhNigger faggot
>>152224048Because they made Warcraft movie about Warcraft 1's story (that no one gave a shit about) instead of Arthas which was what everybody wanted. Doesn't help the plot was bad too.Animated Overwatch movie would hit a huge target, the entire Kpop Demon Hunters audience, kids, and vidya fans. The potential is huge. Feature a kpop idol to sing the movie theme and you'll have a guaranteed hit. Of course they should've eone it years ago when Overwatch was at its peak, but still.
>I'm too much of a limp dick faggot that I refuse to use /v/ so I'll just post off-topic discussion on /co/
>>152228202How many scientists have you met in real life?
>>152232704You're a retard
>>152234432I've seen enough scientists to know that they're not exactly the most photogenic folks around.
>>152232623God, Tracer's perky little butt is so sexy. It'd be a shame if she didn't take it up the ass.
>>152227667kek
Mei would have the highest body count and D.Va would have the least. Quiet girls are ALWAYS the most freaky
>>152234704What about Kiriko? She seems like an easy lay and a rave type of girl provided she finds you fun enough.
>>152226745>game with no story>overYou guys remember when Dark Horse finished off the companions series for Tetris? I still can’t believe they did Reverse Squiggly dirty like that in the epilogue. But at least the story is finally concluded.
>>152220532>never pushed for a cartoon when it was at its peak>never pushed for comics when it was at its peak>actually cancels a graphic novel because it was outdated with the new lore, said lore got retconned to hell and back too>story is forever stuck in the "overwatch just got togheter again guys" partblizzard is dumb
>>152234745She is truly given the protagonist treatment perhaps even worse than Tracer
>>152232623Juno because she is naive
>>152225275A WoW animated series wouldve fixed a lot, especially with the stale characters. It could've been like what Wc3 was to WoW, the show would be for WoW2. Where all the new characters and future world building could've raised from.
>>152232623This one need an update with the new heroines.
>>152234455And you're a fat bastard with no life
this board is dead.
>>152220865Overwatch should have been the videogame to have an animated adaption of the scope and quality of Arcane and it is insane that it was fucking league, a videogame without a cohesive narrative that is launching a multimedia franchise instead of the incredibly cinematic OW.
>>152232623D.Va if you pay her well enough. Sombra had a horsecock shoved down all her holes as part of Talon's training to break her.Fareeha might but will figure its not for her. Mei is freaky so she probably will do that.Sombra is into it since latinas be crazy passionate. Kiriko may do it from time to time if she finds you handsome enough.
>>152237606Sombra was taking it up the ass way before she joined Talon. She used to hang out with cholo gang members.
>>152237733I can see it, mexican bitches be crazy. I think almost on the level of Venezuelans or Brazilians. Speaking of, is there a Venezuelan OW?
>>152220865>>152237596Please, Overwatch's world runs on fumes and vibes. It's peak "idea guy" universe, lots of cool concept but if you asked Blizzard to elaborate and make a coherent narrative it'd all come crumbling down into a hot shit mess like nu-WoW.
>>152237733Probably started at the same time as puberty. Man those were the times when I used to go on spring break. How many cholos has Sombra had?>>152237805Only because Activision fired all the creative elements in their goal of short term profit. But old Blizz would have made it into an amazing universe that everyone would love.
>>152234278>Cinematic trailers aren't /co/They are when they're a Pixar copy, plus OW has comics.Furthermore, the trailers for Overwatch are different from other games. They're like mini-movies that have nothing to do with the game.
>>152237596Supposedly Netflix abd Blizzard started talking again after Arcane was a huge hit. They're supposed to announce something this year, but, who knows.
>>152234340They also butchered the story of Warcraft 1 and violated the lore to make a movie.
>>152237733That lollipop is the only thing she'll be sucking on tonight.
This is the only Overwatch media I’ve ever see.
overwatch made me realize westoids copying japanese designs can be a real bad sign
>>152237861widow is so hot nd moira looks like she has a nice ass
>>152237845>plus OW has comics.Is this thread about the comics?Are people talking about the comics?
>>152238200My favorite is Going Legit
>>152238200Yes, the comics cover the OW lore.For example, we only know that Tracer is gay thanks to the comics.
>>152237805>Please, Overwatch's world runs on fumes and vibes.That's what makes it so good for an episodic action-adventure series. Again, it's basically GI-Joe meets Avengers. Just do that.
>>152231201Yes, Japan does that better as well.
>>152237733
>>152237862OW would be great or WoW. Movie was ahead of is time
>>152233101>>152238729Overwatch could've taken GI Joe place in media. It wouldn't have the drawback of being specifically American that kinda prevented it from becoming as popular worldwide. You have heroes from all over the world fighting non political terrorists and robots. Easy fun adventures everyone could love, but Blizzard was too stupid to see what they had.
>>152239613Agreed, non political action could be so fun. I think its a missed chance. Such potential just squandered...
>>152239613Good point. A big part of the appeal is the diverse cast. Overwatch itself is a former division of the U.N, so they're mostly separate from global politics outside of how it affects their mission. And hell, you could even still do political stories in the form of various members being conflicted about national loyalties. There's so many angles for storytelling. How did they just fail to even try anything with this concept? Fuck.
>>152235707>You guys remember when Dark Horse finished off the companions series for Tetris?I tried to read it but couldn't finish it, too many twists and turns.
>>152237606How much does D.Va charge? Asking for a friend.
I'm gonna do some drawing. Any nsfw requests? Can be any of the girls.
>>152240216junker queen and tracer in this pose
>>152240173If you have to ask then you can't afford her. Sorry anon.
>>152240173Tree fiddy
>>152240216this with Kiriko, give her fox ears and canines too
>>152240535Yes please, Kiriko is amazing!
>>152240216Venture, but feminine
>>152240216Freja naked, stitting atop a bound and gagged Bridgette
>>152220532licking lesbian pussy.
>>152240535>>152240586Delivery here.
>>152241871Thank you anon perfect
Remember all the early lore characters we thought were going to be relevant like Katya Volskaya?
>>152241871Amazing work anon! I love you and want to suck your cock
>>152242159>yfw the cute little "boop" Sombra does to everyone is referencing that time she threatened to kill someone's child
>>152242159Makes me sad. I wanted Volskaya political intrigue show like Arcane back when it was good
>>152242159Remember when people thought Brian was going to be the new Doomfist?
What do think of Overwatch 2's characters? Do they stack up to the originals for you?
>>152242536I like Junker, Venture, Juno and Sojourn. The rest are fine but especially the ones they've released after Marvel Rivals you can tell they really lost interest in doing anything too "weird" like ugly mole rat Venture and are going to only stick with traditionally waifu-like characters like Not Elsa and the handsome Chinese boy. Pretty disappointed that they've done so few robots either, given the post-war setting and how there have been serious if ultimately hit and miss efforts in trying to mend the bridge between robots and humans.
>>152242504Makes me so sad, so much wasted potential
>>152242713It's been long enough in-universe to make him his own hero. Maybe the encounter at the museum could've inspired him to get in shape and cultivate some combat skills.I think a lot of people would be happy about that.
>>152226745>MUH UPDOOTSTF2 does not need updates.TF2 is nothing more than a Quake mod with fancier graphics (circa 2007). But it would still be fun if it was just a Quake mod.Overwatch, on the other hand, is nothing but a vehicle for Blizzard to have a FPS esports scene.
>>152242001I really wanted Emily to get brainwashed by Talon for no other reason then just so she could be involved in the plot
>>152242848Brainwashed by Talon or retconned to have some skill that makes her worth being playable. Anything that moves the story forward would be interesting.
>>152242476Viskar is also pretty shady, so there's lots of potential with them.
>>152242536Most of them are on par with the OW1 characters. Hazard and Vendetta are the only ones that seem out of place in my opinion.
>>152242911I figured that since Tracer and Widowmaker are already shipped I figured might as well give her her own
>>152242566I'm still hoping for a legitimate BBW.Mei doesn't count, she's just thicc.
>>152220630you faggots forget that Tracer was manufactured for STRAIGHT SHOTA DP
>>152242831A lot of weapons are either useless or outright broken. Some updates would be appreciated, but all they do nowadays is spam community content.
>>152242994When will we get Mama Hong?
>>152242995That kid actually got some decent porn pics and fanfics back in the day.
>>152243006I legitimately think we'll get Big Bertha in Rivals first.Overwatch heavily depends on Asia, and is very popular there, but Asia absolutely haaaaaaates fatties. Rivals, meanwhile, totally bombed in Asia, but is doing a lot better than OW in Europe and America, and Europe and America tend to be more open to fatties.Might be a moot point anyway since they akready said if Hong got in the game, she'd be heavily redesigned. I'm guessing like how rocket cat became Juno.
>>152243006do chinks have the same autismo for wrapping clothes as japs do?
>>152242566I'm a little surprised we don't have a full on anthro furry waifu character yet.
>>152242983I'm really not a fan of Hazard's design. He just looks too generic to me. I wish we got McCloud as the Scottish hero instead. He looked way more interesting.
>>152242911If nothing else her getting a real model could certainly lead to some good animations.
>>152232622bad memory, too young to have been there, or disingenous bitch
>>152240216Kiriko and her Mom doing an Oyakodon AV
>>152220630They should have made her bi and I think it would have been better for everyone.
>>152220865>>152237596>Riot improving Blizzard's concepts and making them actually worka story as old as time
>>152240216Freja and/or Illari just wearing their capes and footwears (kinda the reference); and the capes cover a bit more their bodies but there's a slight view between their outift like 'curtains'. I couldn't find a more detailed reference to Freja's body.
>>152244301ack my bad
>>152240216Zarya and Tracer in this scene Zarya in Larry’s place and Tracer in SpongeBob’s. Doesn’t have to be all 4 panels the last one is enough Alternately Tracer in any scene from the Ripped Pants episode could work too
>>152240216D.Va stuffing a massive dildo up her asshole.
>>152242987They should just make Tracer, Emily and Widowmaker a canon relationship. Polyamory is woke, right?
>>152244366The problem isn’t that it is or isn’t woke, the problem is Emily’s personality. Like it or not Overwatch is a superhero story and superhero stories are inherently tied to romance. You can’t just give one of the main heroes a boring love interest who does nothing. That’s antithetical to the plot
>>152240037kek
Post the hottest skins. Winged Victory Mercy is unbelievably sexy to me.
>>152242001Cute! >>152242848>>152242911This is a problem that has been plaguing fiction a lot in recent years, especially capeshit. Writers just don't know how to make civilians part of the plot.
Only board where Overwatch belongs in is /aco/
>>152222338I could've sworn she was an aussie, wahappun ?
>>152226966>>152234606Kill yourself slopfaggot.
>>152244619What do you think the best way to incorporate Emily into the plot is? Personally I’d make her Tracer’s dispatcher
>>152244617This skin for Tracer >>152225525, even without the patreon ass boost, makes me diamonds. There is just something about it that makes her hips seem wider than any of her other skins to me.
Tracer pussy
I love tracer!!!
>>152244619>Writers just don't know how to make civilians part of the plot.No, CAPESHIT writers don't know how to do it. Also lesbian example from another medium: Hibiki and Miku from Symphogear. Symphogear is, especially in its first season, basically a superhero story down to the MC having a secret identity (though its obviously more based on toku tropes with a dash of magical girl stuff rather than being full-on western capes like something like MHA). The important bit here is that Hibiki has phenomenon powers, and her "best friend"/room mate that she sleeps with does not. Yes, Miku gets to play the damsel in distress role and later on you get the usual stuff like "Miku's been mind controlled (and its fucking awesome)". But the core dynamic for much of the show is that Hibiki's job is to save the world. But Miku's job is to *save Hibiki*.That keeps her relevant to the plot and feeling like an important part of it: without Miku, Hibiki would not last as a hero. Hibiki is driven by too much survivors guilt and hot blooded stupidity, she gives up *way* too much of herself at the drop of a hat. She can't resist helping people even during a bit where using her powers is literally killing her. The one thing that she is selfish about is Miku. Miku is the reason that Hibiki doesn't actually blow herself up to stop whoever the latest bad guy is.
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>2 days agomods are fucking faggots
>>152243806There IS some art of that posted in r34. I love the idea, they are amazing and Kiriko is my favorite alongside Pharah.
>>152245108You lost
>>152240677in a frilly dress?
>>152245053What do you think Symmetra's breasts feel like with this skin? Hard scaly armor, soft like regular, or maybe thin scales on top with soft tissue beneath.
>>152245053mmm
>>152245618That last one sounds hottest
Why aren't there daily comics or stories made by Blizzard? They got the money, would it kill them to give us some lore?
>>152246003Once they realized it wasn't going to be an e-sport they dropped all interest in the game. That they're even bothering updating that store and granting us the privilege of paying $20 a pop per skin is the best we're gonna get
>>152246003>>152246079That, and at this point it legitimately wouldn't even make sense to try and revive the franchise. It has its moment, and it whiffed because they never understood why people like the game in the first place.How would you even try and get people back into overwatch as a franchise anymore? Normally you'd release a new game, right? Its that easy. But they botched Overwatch 2 *so hard* with all of its broken promises that I just can't see them announcing Overwatch 3 and getting any response other than "Fucking hell, here we go again."
>>152246191They're making a spinoff game, but it's a fucking mobile MOBA which feels even more tone deaf.
>>152246191I think a Netflix show that people watch and love legit is the only thing that COULD revive Overwatch. It's a laughing stock in the gaming commjnity, so they need to bring in an outside audience to make it cool again.
>>152243646The chart needs a bit update in base new arrived ones. >>152242536
>>152243286>it shit was already shit so deal with it chud!!
>>152244366Ill do one better, just make her and others girls all cum dumps. Thats all they are good for anyways.
>>152246224>netflix showWhy so they can ruin whatever respect it had with more fag shit and other retarded writing choices?
>>152246267I think anon was more referring to the fact that Tracer having a girlfriend was known from the first Christmas comic, less than 6 months after the game launched.
>>152246302Imagine complaining about Overwatch being faggy.Buddy, do you even play the game? Tracer was a lesbian from almost day one years before everyone else was doing it.
>>152246414Venture serving tacos and pancakes is the funniest shit
>>152246461imagine the group blowjob
>>152220600Yeah the fact that this series has been out for 10 years but has no fucking series or story to go with it is insane. It kneecapped any and all momentum that fucking series had.
>>152246410>Tracer was a lesbian from almost day one years before everyone else was doing it.They made her gay because of the community pairing her with Widowmaker in fact, the reason for >>152246597 is because they spent years pandering to that crowd and scrapped all actual story content so it wouldn't mess with people's headcanons
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>>152243059Mama Hong is wearing her robe like that because she's honoring everyone who died to her special ability.
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>>152246337Again, it was shit then and it is still shit now. Why would you make female character liked by men a carpet muncher in a shitty comic that most of fanbase is not going to read other than to spite them for finding her attractive.
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>>152246840Oh I agree. It was just more that >>152232622implied it was revealed after Soldier being a rod rider was.
>>152246906Gotcha. My mistake dude.
>>152221566Babs, Batman wouldn't approve of that
>>152247666When they start to mock my penis size
>>152247992Ever felt like you'd like to have been born a girl to spend time with the OW girls as friends? I'd love a sleepover with them...man I'm so lonely
>>152247666Satan himself approves this harem
>>152248124I want to lick Kiriko's chocolate donut!
>>152228202This is why Moira exists. Do you want more Moiras?
>>152248386dorito dust on my pecker
>>152248386>D.va using your face as a gaming chair while she livestreams.
>>152246124I kinda feel like D.va's mech is the least cool of her squad.
You will never be /co/
>>152249244Fuck she's amazing, what a cute and expensive escortAny comics focused on her?
>>152220630truth
I used to make blender porn with these girls
>>152250322get back to it
>>152248386>constantly associated with processed snack food and sodaAnd people wonder why she gets so much weight gain content.
>>152242504We would've gotten shotafist if moralfags had no power.
Yuri is a crutch shitty writers use to escape criticism.
>>152250322This but an animated cartoon of the Overwatch with political intrigue like Arcane and packed action in a nicely paced 57 episodes series.>>152250436That's what they did when OW2 was at an all time low. They made Phrah into a lesbian.
>>152250352sure, but not today, any request?
>>152250624>They made Phrah into a lesbianholy shit that's right, I forgot all about that lol
>>152220532If you think about it, the OW girls probably rank pretty high up as some of the most popular porn-stars right now. And the ultimate irony of this is that Blizzard, the company that owns their IP, literally can't make a single penny off of that popularity.
>>152251339If you see the number of skins Kiriko and Mercy get, you know that's not true
>>152247666>>152246461Antifragile Kira-Kira is fucking gold star design
>>152251339They are using the gatcha model where they create a blank girl with a cute design and collectibles such as skins to keep the fans engaged. What I hate most is that it actually works!
>>152225241Great taste. Moira is severly underrated.
>>152237733Since you brought up Overwatch lolis, do you think McCree took Pharah's virginity?
>>152250799Tracer bound and gagged while Emily gets plowed.
>>152253290Desire to mate with Kiriko...rising!
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>>152253349Step on me Kiriko-chan!
I hate the OW2 designs for the original cast.They're way too overdesigned, purely to try and make them look different and similar at the same time.
>>152224097You know, I didn't go into Detective Pikachu thinking of it as a video game movie. I know there was a game by that title, but in my head Pokémon is an anime.
>>152223457>>152223581Netflix optioned Overwatch (and Diablo) for an animated series years ago but it got canned after some drama behind the scenes.The curious thing was that the Diablo show was an "anime" whereas the Overwatch show was just "animated series". Wonder what the distinction was - maybe CG for the Overwatch one?
>>152232622what a pathetic sad faggot you must be in real life
>>152253176I prefer subby muscular women
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>>152225241For me it's Mercy
>>152242159She plays a more important part in Heroes of the Storm than in Overwatch. Mainly she has a map based on Overwatch and several voice lines.
>>152258342Juno is just them trying to rehash the success of Dva. She could have been a Dva skin and no one would have batted an eye. Prove me wrong.
>>152255914is she the only good thing to come out of OW2?
>>152258710Nah, Juno and Venture are pretty great too.
>>152258739Venture is shit, you fucking faggot
>>152258710Kiriko is hot too
>>152256464Just as a guess, the OW one was likely just expanded versions of how they do those cinematics, since they already have the means to produce them and most people would have been familiar with the characters in that style anyway. Though I actually think the one time they've done the "Americanized Anime" look it was pretty good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaZfZFNuOpI
>>152257233that's goddamn adorable
>>152258868Kiriko is the best character to come out of Blizzard. I loved her cinematic and she has that protagonist aura.https://youtu.be/9acxn7qAST4
>>152252012she really is, i love redheads
>>152259337I'm still mad at how dogshit that Winston skin is
>>152242566I want them to bring in Recluse from early Overwatch concept art.
>>152259358Junker Queen has a thick forest down there she'll make you get lost in?
>>152259479I could totally believe it>>152259403Love the design! Definitely needs to appear
>>152259403She's a neat design but I have no idea how she fits into the lore. Not that that's stopped them before
What will we get firstA)A true BBW (Mei is just thicc, I mean truly FAT)B)A true anthro furry waifu (probably a Moira experiment)C) A scruffy goblin stucc waifu (Think a genderswapped Junkrat)D) An actual femboi/twink (Huyang is too muscular, he's a twunk)
>>152259990she would be such a good little prostitutei would hire her every day
>>152260063Same. I find Kiriko to be an amazing easy going girl
>>152259177>best character to come out of Blizzardthat would be Mercy and that's without question
>>152260123I question it. Her personality is literally who, that's why when she's drawn she always appears next to Pharah.
>>152259579>A)A true BBW (Mei is just thicc, I mean truly FAT)No. Fatfags deserve death, not pandering.>B)A true anthro furry waifu (probably a Moira experiment)Furries deserve death also.>C) A scruffy goblin stucc waifu (Think a genderswapped Junkrat)Overwatch needed an answer to Jinx YEARS ago, so this can work.>D) An actual femboi/twink (Huyang is too muscular, he's a twunk)This can also work. Have him be like a gender-swapped Tracer or something.
I wish they hadn't tried to "fix" Kirikos age and actually have made her as old as Genji and Hanzo, and just explained her intro cinematic as her being autistic as shit, her mother was terrified about her retard daughter living on her own in a crime filled slum, and that her inane babbling about her fox spirit actually being real was a complete surprise to her mother who chalked it up as special needs babbling from her failure daughter. That entire short plays so much better when you perceive Kiri as an absolute sped who has no idea any of her behavior or the shit she said or did was seen as being irrational.
>>152260193Kiriko looks so badaass in this. If only she got defeated by the Hashimoto
>>152220532>>>/v/>>>/vg/
>>152260243Paladins mogs them in the shota department
>>152260415I'm glad you don't work for Blizzard because your ideas are shit. I am happy with the simple yet cute but action packed cinematic they gave to Kiriko.
>>152260523Didn't say the cinematic was bad fuckface, I said they shouldn't have bothered retconning her age upon realizing they made the character nearly 40 and just stuck with it by making her a goofy retard who didn't understand she was being seen as retarded. They even took out a lot of her autistically blunt voicelines to try and make her the same as DVa and Juno, further stripping away anything that set her apart from those characters
>>152260415There are actual magic beings in their world and her being a happy cute genuine girl is palsy as fuck with the way things are now.
>>152260415>>152260576It would've really made more sense to just retcon Genji and Hanzo to be younger. Explain the gray hair as stress and trauma induced.
>>152260576Exactly, your idea of making her a 40 years old retard is even more retarded and you should be ashamed of even considering whatever passes for an idea in that dumb brain of yours. She is cool as she is in the cinematic and I AM GLAD they retconned her age. She can be edgy in game but fixing Kiriko so she gets along better with D. Va and Juno is a good thing.
>>152260576They made her a middle aged genki girl...Well I didn't know I needed to nap but.
>>152260590>There are actual magic beings in their worldthe cinematic in question has her mother attempting to have a "serious conversation" about her grandmother lying about said magical being. In the context of the short video I'm talking about, her mother very much has zero inclination that her daughter isn't lying. The first third of the video is her attempting to convince her mother she's actually a Power Ranger and the mom exasperated that she's not "getting it", and then ending with the mom realizing that thing she thought her idiot, donut eating daughter was talking about was real the entire time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9acxn7qAST4
>>152260603>noooo I don't need the characters to be different just give me the same one in different clothesFAGGOT
>>152259579A) Not likely. Overwatch needs Asia and Asia hates fatties.B) Very likely. Surprised it hasn't happened yet already.C) Eh, 50-50.D) Sadly unlikely, they seem to think Huyang is "cute enough".
>>152260631This, this is the essence of Kiriko, not whatever this 152260642 retard is talking about. She is a magical girl in a way, very japanese in a way so well done ActiBlizzard.
>>152260674I want DVa to be a dyke but also exclusively attracted to white women, but also insanely racist to white women she's not attracted to
>>152260685What I want is an R-rated comic about D.Va but as an expensive escort wearing suits like St. Louise and going to parties with rich men while showing her balancing her idol career, being a competitive mech pilot and milking old rich ojii-sans for money while also being a doritos eating gremlin in her days off.
>>152260778We need a kpop demon hunters crossover
Marvel Rivals usurped and bested OW
>>152260980Only in Europe and America. In Asia it absolutely bombed.
>>152261415isn't Spider-Man the sole popular Marvel character over there?
>takes over Tracer's spot as the poster child of the franchiseHeh, nothing personal kid....now but more skins!
>>152261463kek she totally dominated the scene and displaced Tracer completely. I think at this point Kiriko is the official mascot
>>152260980being a better game than OW isn't exactly an achievement
>>152261440I think the X-men are like, cult classics, and they like the BH6 movie.
>>152260433janny applications have been closed now it's okay you don't have to pretend like you care anymore
>>152261642Tracer is a lesbian and they take care to remind that to you at every occasion. which seems a bit stupid since the majority of players are men. it's only the blatant wokefree cheesecake and the porn it induced that made it (mostly) acceptable.but nowaday Asia is by far the main market for hero games so they have all switched to (straight) Asian girls as poster childs, like Ahri in LOL (which replaced Jinx) and Jet in Valorant.
>>152261844Based Asians fighting against degeneracy. Ahri is also the best thing that happened to LOL so I'm glad she replaced Jinx.Kiriko definitely is a step up over Tracer. But D. Va is also a very good choice. When are we getting a heroine from Best Korea?
For me, it's Radroach.https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12258020&tags=radroachhd+overwatch+
>>152261844Even as a dyke, I don't like Tracer that much. Not like a fictional character's sexuality ever matters unless the story focuses on romance, but if they had to fulfill their gay woman quota, Moira is right there. While Tracer is hot, she's more of a bisexual "fucks mostly men and kisses girls at parties" type of chick. Moira looks like a dyke who drinks beer with men. She looks like she molests Sombra when nobody else is around. The only man I can see her with is Reaper, but even then it doesn't feel romantic or sexual. I can see Tracer fucking every single character in the cast including Hammond. She's a slut and proud.Blizzard has a broken gaydar.
>>152261990in that regard they made the right call; a conventionally attractive and "fun" lesbo was going to go over much better with a videogame fanbase far better than a realistic dyke
>>152261990Thoughts on Zarya? Or is she too easy?
>>152262315Zarya is a straight woman with a lot of muscle. That bitch snu-snus the fuck out of men. Her being made gay would be pretty funny though, because she's so stereotypical. It'd be a lot funnier if she really wanted a man but they all think she's a dyke. Part of why I can't see her with a woman is that she'd probably want someone on par with her strength, and her body isn't acchievable natty for 99.99% of women.
>>152262402Zarya is someone who has to be strong for her country and do what needs to be done, even if its an unsavory job, for the good of her people against the omnic threat which justifies all manner of terrible things. She is a person in a high stress profession with a lot of responsibility shoved onto her from above.If anything, she probably just wants someone who can hold her for a while and feel vulnerable with. Let her just relax and chill.
>>152262402>>152262506I don't have any examples, but I love when there's a pairing where the woman is a ten foot tall muscle queen who could break a car with her barehands, and her boyfriend is a four foot two one hundred and twenty pound skinny guy whose hobbies are baking and gardening, but she still fawns over him and treats him like her knight in shining armor.
>>152262531I never get a reason a post this image
>>152262402Zarya seems like she only respects strength so probably bi and sad that she can't find a man or woman who is good enough to survive her pelvis. She probably squeezes so hard their heads go splat! the moment she cums.Unless this which I love >>152262506 . I want to commit war crimes alongside Zarya!Now Junker Queen loves to milk men dry and make them submit, but everyone thinks she's a dyke due to how she dresses and acts.
>>152220537is anyone else confused that Overwatch, of all the big culture-busting games in recent years, STILL doesn't have any kind of alternative media. Barely a few comics, some hints of lore, but not even a whiff of a rumor of a tv series
>>152262692I think ActiBLizzard is following the gatcha model: create a bunch of cute characters with barely any personality so players can impose their own ideas in them.Saves them money and they can keep selling skins without putting much effort. Gatcha has come to ruin the world. AI slop will make gatcha even worse and easier to make.
>>152262692Overwatch's inability to capitalize beyond its own game is such a fumbling of what could have been a titan franchise it deserves to be studied.Like, not even just a show or movie. It never got any spinoff games, either. They shouldn't have bothered with a PvE mode, they should have made a standalone game.
>>152262692Did you actually play the game? It's the most vapid and focus-grouped bullshit you can even imagine. There is literally nothing to build on except for what may be the stupidest allegory for racism of all time.
>>152262708>>152262714>>152262692Someone on /toy/ pointed out that about four different companies have all tried to make Overwatch action figure lines.All of them died extremely quickly, within two waves.At some point, the only common denominator in the inability for Overwatch to break out is Blizzard. Or Activision.
>>152262740>All of them died extremely quickly, within two waves.Any ideas about why? I had no idea they even tried. And doesn't seem that popular to begin with because only gamers know OW.I think also the mistake was marketing it as a kids game, they should have gone for the fat greasy otaku market, those are the guys with no life and desperate enough to spend thousands in a figurine provided it has "realistic anatomy" down there.
>>152262769I assume it's due to Blizzard being difficult to work with and the returns not being worth the hassle.Hasbro had a decent line that died pretty quickly, then Funko tried again.I wish Hasbro would try again, they hit the best balance between quality and price. I want a Venture and Juno from them.
>>152262769>Any ideas about why?The ones I've seen weren't good quality, the only one I bought was the Sombra one because I got it signed by her voice actress. Outside of the Funko shit I didn't realize more than one company ever produced them besides the ones pictured in >>152262813, but in my experience they're subpar products.
>>152262813>masked AnaGive us the GILF you cowards
>>152262908Figma did sime too
>>152262813The problem is those look terrible. They just are visibly cheap looking.
>>152262948Okay, see? These are better. The faces at least don't look like they are begging for death.
>>152262948I'd love to have that D.Va. Only the girls or are there Soldier 76 and Reaper?
