Sleepy Time Edition>QOTT: What would you see in the Skaia clouds? Last Dream Bubble >>152218318
Total Karkat Love
>>152230635Yo dayo
>qott, Mostly my own foolish demise or something of that nature, I know my ass would not last in a sburb session
>>152230674Dming random BPD E-girls and telling them it's okay and life does matter, I'll do that for you skye
>>152230717The absolute worst thing you can do to a BPD person is be patronizingShe might actually try to kill you
>>152230674dming random BPD E-girls and telling them life sucks and they should just kill themselves, I'll do that for you skye
>>152230635>>QOTT: What would you see in the Skaia clouds?Idk mage of light status tells me i get blinded like terezi
>>152230733Worth a shot
>>152230635>I successfully made it with a troll.>Inform the chat.
this fucking ship is healing balm>>152230635>>QOTT: What would you see in the Skaia clouds?me doing some stupid ass silly shit with my free time. then I vow to be more productive, but end up doing said stupid silly shit by way of self-fulfilling skaia prophecy
>>152230735Korpiss....
Well HSG. It has been a good day. I have only known you all for 2 days. And i have grown to like you all. To the dersecest knowledge keeper, i thank you, as i have found many fics i have enjoyed to inspire me. To the serketfag, people seem to dislike you from time to time, but i enjoy your presence. To all the anons who humored me in discussing a potential John/jade Prospitcest comic, i thank you. And to all those who enjoy my art i thank you as well. Tommorow i will not be able to draw as i desire, but when the day comes where i am able to sketch out my ideas, and have more to discuss in terms of potential of this "3 years" remake/adaptation/redo. I hope you are there to indulge my autism about this ship and its characters. HAVE A GOODNIGHT HSG, SEE YA TOMMOROW
>>1522308546oodni6ht anon may your dreams 8e of... idk incest or whatever lol
>>152230854>Tommorow i will not be able to draw as i desire, but when the day comes where i am able to sketch out my ideas, and have more to discuss in terms of potential of this "3 years" remake/adaptation/redo. I hope you are there to indulge my autism about this ship and its characters.oh hell yes I fucking love people doing projects of any sort. fingers crossed you find the time when you can. keep us postedgoodnight, anon
>>152230854Would you like anything drawn, guest?
*slides into thread*
>>152231112My sister used to do thatAnd it was always right before asking me something really annoying
Does anyone have the pic of kanaya and this pic together?
>>152231112>>152231122damn that's hot
>>152231122Liu...
>>152231122My sister still does that to me, this morning I had to help her buy BTS concert tickets and I have to wake up early tomorrow to help her get more cuz she wants to see them on multiple times I do kinda owe her since she helped me get MCR tickets Fuck Ticketmaster
>>152231241I, too, would like a Kanaya pic.
>>152231241>>152231354
>>152231339t.
>>152231371I love any and all Kanaya images. Thank you.
>>152231372Liu is literally me but instead of bird watching, I'm playing fortnite.
>>152231382
>>152231339I feel ya, my sister is constantly asking me to go with her to concerts because she doesn't want to go alone.
>>152231382my man
>>152225932just get deranged enough for a DID alter of her, gg ez
>>152231354Kanaya is the reason I stopped reading for a long time, the lesbian shit was a fucking CHORE to read
>>152231457Good enough
>>152231435why did Kanaya have to be the gay-only troll
>>152231635The trolls don't have a concept for thatKanaya has such an overpowering need to nurture that a "I can fix it" project is her primary romantic criteria, and why she was interested in Vriska previously
>>152231396>>152231435Thank you, both of you.
>>152231635where there's a will, there's a way
Damn this shit is old as fuck. Is there even a place to read it anymore? Last time I looked at it I was in highschool a decade ago.
>>152231808The official site is back up
>>152231704It's one of my favorite aspects about Kanaya, actually. She is, according to Hussie, narratively meant to be a lesbian without actually in-universe being one. She just has a preference to lean towards girls. I really relate to the idea of having a preference without a label, that can therefor not be forced as a hard rule and expectation. She COULD be into a dude if she was, she just tends to not be. Good exploration of sexuality, thematically. I like it. Rare Hussie W.
>>152231808The site is back up but for best experience you should use UHChttps://uhca.carrd.co/
>>152231831>>152231849lol amazing I'm shocked it has anything left. That pretty much means I gotta go back. It took me 14 days to read what was available last time. Curious what it will take this time.
>>152231808Site's up but use the Unofficial Homestuck Collection anyway because Fuck Hussie.
>>152231880>Fuck HussieThat's been the fandom sentiment for over a decade now I see.
>>152231880Insane how fast everyone move past this.
>>152231871>lol amazing I'm shocked it has anything left.Iirc it really did die some time ago(though I don't remember if it was mspa, homestuck.com) but they started unfucking things ever since around the time the pilot dropped, it seems like they're trying to revitalize the brand now.Not that you should bother with the official site that when you could use UHC and download all the cool and nifty mods to enhance your experience, watching Rex Duodecim Angelus within the comic itself is a great experience.
>>152231899I did not forget it but as I have no remote chance to ever meet Hussie IRL and shoot him for his crimes I don't dwell on it.
>>152231935I want to draw as well as VH.
>>152231907Trying to bring back HS will only give them mixed results at best. HS is just a weird amalgamation in general.
>>152231935When did Kanaya start working at troll NERV
>>152231901Nostalgia blast.
>>152231960Hey, at least it's selling merch.
>>152232030Well that's more than I expected.
>>152231899can i get a breakdown on what you mean here?
>>152232254https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2025/08/08/uhc-end/https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2025/08/08/the-homestuck-union-was-always-fake/tl;dr the independence of the Homestuck Independent Creative Union was a total farce, and Hussie was in control all along by using his lackeys as proxies. In addition Andrew sweet talks fan creators into signing NDAs to keep them on a short leash. One such NDA was used on Bambosh, the co-creator of UHC in an attempt to carry out a hostile takeover, but the other guy(Gio) never did, so he was able to tell them off and disclose all of this.Remember: NEVER fucking trust Hussie or anyone associated with him
>>152230854Thanks for the discussion, I was actually sending most of your posts to my coincidentally enough narcoleptic gf who is also attracted to people younger than her (I actually got her to finish reading homestuck last year it took a lot of convincing and she autistically took a year off of our reading when I mentioned she hit the Gigapause god I love her) and while she disagreed with some of what you proposed I do want to share some of her comments since she's actually well read and writes, me I'm just into prospitcest and a bit dumb. >.I also think Jade would be stronger, but not excessively so. She seems to hunt and garden so she's active but she also sleeps a lot. I figure she would have an athletic body type, but be on the thinner side just because the more you sleep the less you indulge in unnecessary food. When I was mega sleepy and could not stay awake and I lived alone, I would only eat calorie dense foods that I knew would hold me, cause waking up hungry sucks.> Teenagers are developed by 13, or at least are starting. I had F cups by 13, the girls in my class had big butts and basically we were mini versions of what we eventually capped out at 15-18. Not everyone was like, clearly though puberty but plenty of kids develop adult features at 13 and look like they'll look at adults by 16. That's why anyone who goes after teenagers is retarded. That said my personal preference is that even though they are 13 I prefer them drawn like they just hit late puberty.>Better idea: John is the one upset, not Jade. Jade seems like someone who would tell herself John wouldn't be like that and brush it off. John (in his angst emotional 3 years era) feels like he'd get frustrated with himself, which could be played with in a lot of ways.
>>152232369>>152230854>Better idea: John is the one upset, not Jade. Jade seems like someone who would tell herself John wouldn't be like that and brush it off. John (in his angst emotional 3 years era) feels like he'd get frustrated with himself, which could be played with in a lot of ways. That's the problem with fandom and fanfiction writing, a lot of writers interpret characters differently than I think the text shows them to be.>We also get hints of John getting upset with himself in Acts 2 and 3 but he bounces back pretty easily and is fairly optimistic. By the time we get to that scene where he's freaking out about Jade and Dave breaking up and he's all crabby, he's way easier frustrated and dwells on stuff a lot more, like Dave did but with less self reasoning and more outbursts that remind me of karkat. I really like that section even though it lasts like two pages and we barely see him act that way and I think that could be used as a basis that could be expanded on in a lot of ways in this writers instance.>I like this idea but I do think Jade would have to confront him. I don't think John would ever have those reasonings and I don't think Jade would assume he would; he's never treated her lesser for being a girl in the entire comic and he's very receptive to her and pretty much does anything she requests of him regardless of how cryptic it might be. Contest that with how much he would question or push back with Vriska.>I don't feel like this person is characterizing John using the way the comics' establishes his character, they seem mixed up in their own preferences. Which is fine, but I find it annoying when people claim I'm just so autistic about details teehee but you see their details and they feel off or don't follow the developmental beats laid out in the source material.
>>152232378>I don't get this person's John interpretation, he's never really written as stupid, you see that with how he interacts with Rose. He's just very mischievous, he ragebaits multiple different characters all the time. But he's genuine and curious and optimistic all the same, he's silly and unserious without being impish or self defeatingly ironic.>I don't get this feeling from Jane's anger at all. The "overdramatic" - as in the word usage, the tone - feels juxtaposed against the genuine reasons she has to be upset in a way that completely flips what this person is saying on it's head. That usually Jane's anger is understandable and how she navigates it usually leaves her more upset because she never actually got to resolve it. Her anger is understated in an overstated way, it kinda tricks you into feeling like she's being overdramatic until you step back and see how the situation actually goes down and it's like wait she should actually be more angry and what caused her anger was not even resolved, she keeps minimizing herself between of the other kid's squabbles.>Some of their analysis is very enjoyable but a lot of it feels like hussie's narrative subterfuge actually worked on them and certain possible ideas and themes were ones they never bothered to consider or maybe didn't see.>But what do I know I would need to re read the comic probably.
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>>152232617That was fast
>>152232617ANON?
>>152232369>>152232378>>152232403nta but this is interesting insight. thanks anon and anon's girlfriend
>>152232617Incest is wincest
>>152232767I predicted this you know
Oh god I've been mandela'd but not to a fun dimension. Got nostalgic for a /qst/ series, Jackquest, yesterday and wanted to share it with the thread but it's not showing up in the archives even though other older stuff is still there. MAGICAL GIRL NOIR QUEST WENT ON FOR FIVE MORE YEARS HERE?
>>152230635>>QOTT: What would you see in the Skaia clouds?Meenah shaking her booty asking if I want this cake. I do.
>>152230635>QOTT: What would you see in the Skaia clouds?
>>152230635>>QOTT: What would you see in the Skaia clouds?
>>152232369>>152232378>>152232403That's a fun angle for JohnXJade that I don't think we usually get to see. How do you think the first move would be made?
>>152231899It’s all because of the fact that HS team basically never made a response to what happened. They said they would, but it’s been months. Doesn’t help either that due to Gio admittedly acting a bit like a faggot about the situation with how he overdramatized certain aspects, fans who dickride hussie have basically wrote the entire thing as a poorly made hit piece to ruin the homestuck brand. It’s retarded hearing people flat out say that “no it’s GOOD that they said nothing!” when that’s the most cowardly option to take.
>>152232976>fans who dickride hussie have basically wrote the entire thing as a poorly made hit piece to ruin the homestuck brand.They were just looking for excuses, the transphobia accusations because Gio was using male pronouns too much for their tastes(despite andrew himself being ok with that) made it obvious enough
6oooooooooooooooooooood mornin6 /hs6/i should draw aranea wakin6 up in the mornin6. may8e. on that note, isn't it crazy how much Alternia and 8eforus is different? I mean, there's so many differences there could 8e and it's just wild. You know, actually, 8efore I 6ot to the part where the dancestors appeared, I heard of Hiveswap, and I heard of 8eforus, knowin6 that that's where the 8eforan trolls came from, so here I was thinkin6 that Hiveswap took place in the past, and that after a certain point, 8eforus was renamed to Alternia, instead of 8ein6 a completely different planet, and the plot of Hiveswap was to explore, 8asically, a less extreme troll world, and for extra world8uildin6 and shit. 8ut yeah needless to say I'm a little disappointed 8ut whatever. It's fine, it's chill. And it should've FUCKIN6 happened, 8ut nooooooo Andrew Fa66ie had to have STUPID IDIOT ideas and not my 6r8 me6aminded 6i6a-8rained ones. Truely an injustice of the HI6HEST form
>>152232767OOOOH NO NO NOOOOH NOOOOPENOT THIS AGAIN.Skye is already 1000% a improvement of ashley for me. Fuck ashley, throwing ashley right into a bottom of a well.
>>152233143why? they're both mentally ill girls what's the difference
>>152233146A thorn in the palm and a knife in the neck are both just wounds.
>>152233157so.... you're saying one is worse than the other, because...?
>>152233166I want skye to penetrate me
Thank you for the song bangers toby fox I say as a mantra.
>>152233175and why not Ashley? i don't see a *huge* difference, but then again, i've only had shallow looks into both characters, so maybe their's some hidden nuance I'm not privy to
>>152233183this. all the best songs were his. all hail tobert
>>152233128first, kill yourself.second, I do feel the decision for hiveswap to feel so neutered compared to what we know about alternia does feel weird, since it’s supposed to be the same planet. Many aspects of friendsim just make it seem more like a edgier beforus with the occasional massacre than some fucked up ‘might makes right’ planet
>>152233185Pretty sure Ashley ate the last person she stabbed
>>152233146Skye is funny and actually reasonable. She Cares for her friends. Ashley is a spoiled bitch that never even cared to go easy on her brother. Never sincerely apologized ans never took responsability to almost none of the shit she made him go thru. Fuck that.I dont know what exactly Skye did but so far she isnt not even a pinch of horrible and excuses that Ashley is. Also I need to say again Skye is really funny. She has depth, interests and a personality.
>>152233193Toby is one of the best composers but I also like Bunny a lot. Their work and tutorials make me all nostalgic and inspired to work on my songs myself.
>>152233204first, no usecond, whilst there are more, and likely less developed concepts in homestuck, like the Horrorterrors for example, 8ut I feel, with some personal 8ias, o8viously, that seein6 a 6ame set in 8eforus, a place we've never actually seen in te comic, would've 8een 8etter rather than developin6 a society we've already kinda 6ot the lore on. 8asically, instead of 8uildin6 the metaphorical Lore Tower of Alternia all the way up hi6h, i think it'd 8e 8etter to 8uild up 8eforus to the same (or a little hi6her) hei6ht.>>152233222oh so it's 8ecause she's more sympathetic. i didn't even think of that aspect
realistically john and dave felt faint unspoken jealousy over girls in their friend group before sburb
>>152233279why would they?
>>152233279Which ones and for what reasons?
>>152233246i personally imagine the issue with that is the majority of people would write off hiveswap if it was about beforus instead, since most would write it off as being irrelevant, since tons of people don’t care for the alpha trolls anyway. which yeah, your bias comes into play with that. on that note though, it does make me wonder how a pre-scratch/post-scratch hiveswap would look like. like one of those AUs where the alpha kids and beforan trolls were in the same session.
>>152233287>>152233294its obvious. and dave was prolly winning with all his "cool guy" vibes
>>152233246Why? What could be going on in Beforus that wouldn't mirror how Earth is but with grey people?
>>152233128good morning handsome. heheh it's raining from where i am
>>152233337Snowin' for me
>>152233143You gotta learn to talk normally man
>>152233319i have no idea... and THAT'S the point. we don't know really anythin6 a8out 8eforus, and a 6ame a8out it would help expand on... idk SOMETHIN6.>>152233299yeah pro8a8ly. i still think it'd have 8een interestin6, more or less, 8ut still interestin6. I just YEARN for 8eforus content>>152233337wow, must 8e nice i 6uess. anyways, i checked on a pro8a8ly unreputa8le site, and, assumin6 you live on the American (8ased) Continent, you are either in Arizona, New Mexico, Actual Mexico, and if you weren't, let's assume you live in a En6lish speaking place, which crosses of Africa (I think?). This means you'd either 8e in Queensland Australia, and..... nvm i'm too lazy to keep lookin6anyways, the creepiness of this aside, i wish it were rainin6 where I was. I fucking LOVE rain man
>>152233403>I just YEARN for 8eforus contentHave you tried Befriendus yet? It's pretty solid imo
>>152233367Then teach me how to type in perfect english TEACHER!!
>>152233305The world doesn't revolve around your brothers' cock
>>152233419no, i haven't. i've 8een meanin6 to, 8ut i actually for6ot a8out its existence until now, so thank you anon
>>152233403why do you seek for my location? interrested in me?
I wish we got material on Alternian adults, like a troll deep space 9 or some salvage crew who find some dangerous illegal shit shit and are now trying to unload it and get rich without getting got.
>>152233525i suppose so, 8ut also, for some reason, i am hit with sudden and intense ur6es to *KNOW* thin6s, your location, 8ein6 one of them until the fuckin6 site i was usin6 started la66in6 like shit. Thus is the pli6ht of a 8ard of Void.Y'know this is why I kinda 8elieve Classpectin6 quizzes, 8ecause it just fits so fuckin6 perfectly. It just fits too well
>>152233525he’s going to rape you
>>152233584well o8viously, duh
>>152233562>bard of void faggot, at this point it’s like you’re trying to be my rival atp as a bard of space.
>>152233584it won't be if i like it.
>>152233616Well Space and Void *may* 8e literally the same (Space is literally an endless Void), Void is 8etter 8ecause it also represents the non-existent, and also, apparently, the id (fruedian concept, i don't expect a spacie to understand). And plus, 8ein6 a Void Destruction class is essentially the same as 8ein6 a Li6ht player, with Li6ht 8ein6 the intelli6ence and luck Aspect (8oth of which I have in fluctuatin6 amounts) so 8asically... I'm smarter, luckier, and sexier than a space player could ever 8e. Except *MAY8E* a cute trans6ender Witch of Space 8ut that's neither here nor there. also Void 8last to the cock and nuts
>>152233663*rapes you.*
>>152233688*voids ur cock into a pussy and rapes you 8ack*
>>152233624i am also a heir of time, but i don't think that matters much.>>152233663there you go on your chaser rants again, you're not slick.
Good morning HSG here's to a good day of discussion. >>152231034I am not one to request things much. Buy since you offered, perhaps some prospitcest/ dersecest. Or better yet some spider8reath could be arranged to be drawn. Hehehehe I'm still the biggest spider8reath fag on this board no doubts about it. Even if I'm totally preoccupied with a different ship project.
when you're at the seadweller party and a violet chick start giving you the nastiest, sloppiest, wettest, vacuum grip strength, bulge-strangling, nook-squeezing, mind-bending reality-warping glubjob ever
>>152233879oh my
>>152233739>chaser rantsit was ONE sentence okay. and a throwaway one at that>>>>>>againi've never done a 'chaser rant' 8efore so yeah
>>152233931>i've never done a 'chaser rant' 8efore so yeahyou don't even know how to lie, and it's actually endearing
>>152232378>>152232403Hmmmmmmm. Perhaps stating that I am a bit of the weird autistic side of things would preface my lack of ability to observe social tendencies without the (extremely helpful) analogy of classpecting. Beyond that I'm kinda going off vibes! I'm an idiot like that. I actually think you are right about Jade being someone who could take this situation in stride better than John. And being able to brush off thoughts of oogling or other sexual tension off easily. While it kind of builds in John's head like balloon. John and Karkat are the thematic parallels in a sense. So johns upset and frustrated side manifesting in a Karkat soft of way fits. Bravo anon-gf.As for confronting. I don't know how but I think she would *have* to catch on in order to have a reason to confront John at all. And John for how frustrated he is would never do something to jade unconsentual on purpose.
>>152233991>>152232403As for undertones of John's misunderstanding of Jade. It never does appear in the comic l, of if it does i forget it. But I think I am doing this as a sort of extrapolation of John's lack of awareness of others. Most obviously is his father, who he never even thinks to question if he is actually the persons he imagined in his head,and has to live with that. Not to mention, while John himself would most likely develop 0 mysogonistic thoughts on his own. We do have Dave who for years parroted such rhetoric to John, whether he takes it seriously or not the idea is there. And Dave sprite is still here too, so another avanues for bropaganda. My phrasing was poor. But do you know how the fandom woobifies jade and simplifies her character down? That's basically what John is doing. And it kind of pulls on a thread of the actual 3 years comic that I like. Jade is telling John he can't treat her like a fantasy girl, because she was upset cause he said some cheesy romance movie like about "having her" and that ticked her off a little. And also above all I am more than willing to take creative liberties on characters for the sake of the story. GOD KNOWS HUSSIE DOES. I want to haha Jade upset. As well as John. And I want their personalities to clash. So that when they reach agreements or express care and love it's alllll the sweeter.
>>152233845>Spider8reath.Now that I can absolutely do.
>>152233991>As for confronting. I don't know how but I think she would *have* to catch on in order to have a reason to confront John at all. And John for how frustrated he is would never do something to jade unconsentual on purpose.She catches him jackin' it while muttering her name but in in a way that intrigues her?
>>152234027God in glad people here are based and not cringe. Also to anyone else who has input about this comic idea. Please feel free to send a reply. You don't need to be a super literary genius to be helpful. God knows I'm basically retarded with this stuff. So if I can try you can too.
Would you impregnate the stoner highblood juggalo?
>>152234044Kinda cliche, but it definently is a possibility. We're basically going by drama webtoon rules with this comic. Do I'm not above doing that or anything. But something perhaps more understated could be arranged. So much to consider. I will have to lock this in when I storyboard...
>>152234064no hesitation. well actually with a lot of hesitation 8ecause she's a smelly clown6irl (untrustworthy. around clowns mever relax)
>>152234064YESSO HARD SHE LEARNS BASIC HYGENE AND SPENDS HER DAYS BAREFOOT IN A SUNDRESS(no panties)
>>152234064I hate you gamzee
>>152234064i would like to cuddle with her. even if she stinks
>>152234202Man this is so cute. I like when Dave is hurt or sad in these fics/drawings and Rose is the only one who can properly comfort him.
>>152234064in a heartbeat i would.there will be a moment where she least expects and i come from behind and i grab one of her ass cheeks and she yelps in surprise, and hug her from behind really tight, and she wont escape from my anteater embrace!!! she will be mine!!!
>>152233879...that2 my mate5prit haha... but wi2out 5eadweller pa2y part becau5e i cant brea2 under water
>>152233538y-you're not gonna make me into even more of a degen
>>152233879When they say it's bettah down where it's wettah they weren't kidding this is my third one.>>152234275Sucks to suck bro, us purplebloods can hold our breath for a reeeeal long time.
>>152234305... i get my 2loppy toppie5 on land i dont 2ee a prob
>>152234064i would like to cuddle with her. especially if she stinks
>>152234216yeah its very cute
>>152234311She still gives them out undah the sea
>>152234216This, but I also love it when Rose is teasing Dave and making him have a meltdown
>>152234422thou6h only to me specifically
>>152234422...i could ignore a retard wi2 no 5tyle... but 6 7 guy annoy2 me >>152234532...i could threat you wi5 tying your nook into pret2el... but it5 too 2hort 5o we have to cut it off
>>152234520it was discussed on an earlier thread. But Rose dismantling dave's entire complex only for it to backfire and have both of them in bed with one another where she is completely out of her element is a fun concept. I like to imagine that unlike roxy, rose isn't a looker at all. If jade and rose were in a room being chosen, jade would be chosen like 80% of the time.
>>152234554>weschizophrenic? no only are you hallucinatin6, 8ut you're also delusional? 6et outta here lil ni66a the hi6h8loods are talkin6
>>152234602too tender. they are for blackrom only
>>152234590... we are 2e legion... you are alone... my mate5prit i2 higher on 5pectrum... youre cooked...2piderboy
>>152234612black rom karezi is booooring. Blackrom johnrezi is where its at
>>152234617"your" matesprit is 8e66in6 for my quadrants 8tw in my troll DMs
>>152234635...your word2 could mean 5omething if you werent... a bard of void...
>>152234650ermmmm yeah the fact that i'm a 8ard of Void MEANS i'm destroyin6 lies (da Void) and exposin6 the truth (your matesprit is mine actually). SO yeah plus you're 6ay so that means i win
>>152234602we were robbed
>>152234629We all know it's always redrom Davekat and Vrisrezi. Straight ships, pffft!
>>152234700VRISREZI IS BUNS BOOOOOSPIDER8REATH FOREVER(ignore my prospitcest obsession)
>>152234733real and true
>>152234700well all trolls are male so it's all gay lmfoa
>>152234779Only the strong ones
:(
>steals ur girlpshh, nothin' personnel
>>152234794all trolls are naturally strong tho
>>152234602
>>152234765damn my stupid chud heart and whims.I constantly flip flop between wanting drama and fluff. You would think spider8reath would be the naturally dramatic one since vriska is so...herself. But honestly they dont have enough of a history to facilitate it most times so i mostly imagine fluff. Which isnt bad but now my drama needs are being fufilled by prospitcest.AHHHHH. John damn it why are you so good at being shipped with everyone you dope.
>>152234799oofthis really hits when you're over 30
>>152234799well why don't they just do a suicide pact? are they stupid??
>>152234574i don't think she would be out of her element though.shes a smart girl, she knows sex, she wouldn't panic dave on the other although also knowing, i feel like he would fold, the man gets aroused by smuppets for gods sake. he would think things like "is my dick big enough?" "what would bro do?" "does bro have a big cock?"
>>152234811he's simply the goat
>>152234835rose thinks too much. Dave can act on instinct. He would fold and be nervouse, he would be a shivering wreck, but so would rose. But in a fight or flight response rose choses flight and dave choses fight. and then the tables can once again turn when Rose gets a hold of herself and takes control again, and then they can basically both fight to be top. Which is super hot.
>>152234861Like uh, its top dave until rose like discovers that dave has a really sensitive neck and then she basically attacks it until he keels over, and lets her top. Probably after she gets to enjoy being topped and decides its her turn,.
>>152234804Vriska, Meenah, and all the others are easily defeated (except Nepeta)
Nepeta and her giant back-breaking tits.
>>152234861>>152234875but it's their first time. it would be messy, awkward and uncool. dave doesn't like just.. trusting someone completely. letting himself go. it's hard for him
>>152234955nepeta having an androgynous boylike body is the only headcannon i accept. She is as flat as a board.,
>>152234976AgreedThey would start of strong but the initial penitration would throw them both, Rose having to bottom because ow.Dave would pick up steam then blow just as Rose is really getting into it.
>>152234976you are right, you are a smart anon, thinking of my blind spots....yess this does give me ideas tho. I bet their first time would have them still putting up their walls/masks. Lalonde trying to remain ever analytical and witty and strider trying to play it cool. And overall its not that enjoyable, until perhaps the very very end where their lust can override such things, and then it suddenly fizzles out cause dave has 0 stamina.
>>152234950yeah BUT the feats. you gotta think of their FEATS man. Tavros, for example, TANKED LE'S UNIVERSAL level punches with no damage, whilst VRISKA was able to just fucking stab him with a lance. I'm sure you can scale vriska to the other trolls some how but i'm not gonna. point it, Vriska has universal level strength to be able to kill Tavros, and therefore everyone else who can scale approximately to her strength, are also around universal level>>152234979this. flatpeta justicepeta
>>152234979boy as a prefix is silly
>>152235010you could say it's boysilly even
>>152234997i imagine the opposite. Foreplay would go absolutely terribly. And penetration wouldn't be that much better. Just rose in pain and dave trying not to bust immediately, because he promised her that his pullout game was immaculate, to which she begrudgingly entrusts onto him.
>>152235003I feel like dave wouldnt have 0 stamina, he'd be overstimulated for sure which might almost make him lose concentration but the Bro training would kick in and he'd be able to go the mile
>>152235030A little too miserable for my tastes more than likely.
>>152233279>>152233305no it's not? what are you talking about man
>>152234979LITHE
>>152235038>the Bro trainingwas Bro edging him daily or something lollike would Bro just be like "Dave why weren't you gooning you need to up your stamina" lol
>>152235067nah like general physical stamina, running around a hot texan apartment up and down stairs and fighting is bound to have its benefits physically speaking
>>152235030and then i suppose both of them fully realizing they have gone ALL THE WAY, and have started to have real intercourse would flip a switch in their brains, and they would stop trying to resist the throws of passion so to speak. >>152235038Hmmm i can see that. It doesn't quite matter anyway, what matters is he doesn't pull out hahaha. But honestly dave is more freaking out about it than Rose, whether dave could make her cum or not would snap back to her normal mindset fairly soon after its over. And would remain decently calm, if not then she hides her irritation well enough out of the kindness of her heart lol.
>>152234677....get rekt
>>152235030rose is smart enough to wear a condom. and dave is smart enough to know that he would o a good father.
>>152235053Lol both of those kids are pretty miserable and cynical people so i suppose if i wrote a fic it would be that way at first. Like i said they would put up their normal walls with each other. But in an intimate setting instead of allowing for good interactions it completely fucks everything up. And they need to shed all of that stuff before they can enjoy intimacy at all. I imagine at the start they are both just very unhappy and desperate and basically turn to each other as some sort of transactional thing. Only to find out how sucky that kind of sex is. and then you can always make a second chapter where they are enjoying it and more receptive to eachother and stuff.
>>152235139not*
>>152235067Kegels
>>152235139i dont care what i have to do to eliminate that as a factor. i gotta try it. its for my own autisms sake.... Lol( i hadn't thought of that at the time but i am now)
>>152235118fuark.... my 8alls....
Should I play pesterquest? I've heard that some routes are great while others are so fucking dogshit they will make me seethe. Is there a tier list?
>>152235030>because he promised her that his pullout game was immaculate, to which she begrudgingly entrusts onto him.I feel like Rose either wouldn't believe this, or would pretend to believe it only to pull something to antagonize him for fun leglocking
>>152235067>like would Bro just be like "Dave why weren't you gooning you need to up your stamina" lolbabe wake up new headcanon dropped
>>152235150Sorry I meant to type "but more than likely", didn't mean to make it sound like it needs to be the way I want, everything else be damned.
I apologize if my ideas sound like they are shutting down yours. I do not mean to sound so stubborn and rigid. I want you to know i seriously consider the things you guys are saying and value them>>152235217Trust me i feel the same when im typing my own ideas. >>152235211She wouldn't believe it for a second. But for whatever reason condoms aren't on the table, and she wants penetration, or at least is curious about it so she says fuck it. The second round she leg locks tho. She wants to feel him struggle. Not in a sadistic way tho
>>152235211ohhhh that right there. that's hot.
>>152235208i think you should 8ut if you do you 6otta read friendsim (pesterquest is its sequel) and if you do you 6otta play hiveswap act 1 and 2 so you have context and shit
>>152235208like the other anon said its probably better to play them all if you intend since they're all kinda connectedHiveswap A1 -> Friendsim -> Pesterquest -> Hiveswap A2some routes are pretty meh yeah but you also dont have to binge it, when i played it i did like 4 routes a day or so and then did other stuff
>>152235259i agree.Overall same with the prospitcest ideas i have. I don't want them to know what their doing at all. Dave would have some abstract concept of sex through absorbing all the fetishistic bro puppet smut, and maybe just watching real porn. But like, that doesn't exactly tell you how to do intimacy. Especially when you have as many inhibitions as possible because your desperate enough to fuck your ecto sister. Rose would have knowledge of sex on a more clinical level, but similarly with Dave would lack any knowledge of anything beyond that. And the whole point of the fic would be them fumbling around until they find what makes them both happy aroused and pleasured and stuff. And *then* they can fuck without worry and like orgasm in sync and all the other tropey porn stuff i eat up.
>>152235245We both make fools of ourselves, a wonderfully awkward mirror to what we're discussing, eh?
>>152235334god help me their right
>>152235211although i find this hot. rose is quite mature and not a reckless teen just looking to get knocked up and possibly ruin dave's life
>>152235362they're both gods i don't think it'll ruin their life lol
>>152235362I imagine she can just do magic abortions. Or dave can use time powers to make the cum not even enter her body in the first place after the fact. Or any magic explanation that doesn't require alchemy so people dont ask why they didnt alchemize condoms. THEY CANT RUIN MY CRINGE ROMANCE FANTASIES.
>>152235334im actually, very invested into this lol. i don't even type that much in here, its just cool to argue about these things
>>152235386they transporalize the fetus out of her lol
>>152235386classpect powers could be so useful for sex
>>152235362While I agree and only implied leglock for jokes, Rose does act in stupid ways when shes trying to prove shes smarter or trying to win the incest chicken with Dave.
>>152235395i type a lot. But i allllways will be willing to discuss fanfics, ships, or just any creative endeavor anyone has. I thank you for humoring me. Like i said, you guys give me most of my ideas so i thank you. >>152235399This reminds me of a fic where June egbert (with a dick still) retcons herself into the past and then fucks her 12 year old self. And while she is deepthroating him pumps air into his lungs with windy powers so she can pummel his throat. Despite my distaste for most june egbert fics this one was preeetty based i must say.
>>152235380it's still a kid. and how good of a father do you think dave is? what if he becomes just like bro... the cycle repeats. a cycle of trauma that not even the knight of time can break.holdup im cooking.
>>152235398>they aren't worried, and are even joking about it, because they can just transportalize the fetus out>they go to the machine and push the buttons>only paradox goo comes out>panic sets in
>>152235464kek
>>152235464they should've thought about tha before dave transportalized his paradox goo into her lol
>>152235436
>>152235436god you reminded me about one fic where adult Vriska in the plotpoint finds herself in John's house with him as a kid, and gets overly handsy with him, shame it never updated past that
>>152235436>This reminds me of a fic where...SOURCE?? 8RO I NEED THE SAUCE 8RO YOU 6OTTA DROP A LINK OR SOMETHIN6 8RO PLEAAAAAAASE
>>152235490hahahahaha, i know that sounds baaaad. and you guys prolly wouldn't like it. But im a freak so i have no reservations. >>152235464pff>>152235510I KNOW THAT ONE. Its so sad nothing ever came of it. :((( need more shota john.
>>152235395I doubt they would go into seeing it as a transaction, actually, they already care about each other too much to be that cold about it and both would wonder just how the other feels about going through with it. Very tender but unskilled, leading to a bit of playful snippiness from Rose which gets Dave to just go for it. I can't imagine it not going fast and painful but both would worry about the other and it would end in a gentle, if achy warmth.
>>152235536anon please tell us the fanfic
>>152235516 Lost and Found by RumpusPartyTown. Its locked tho so you will need an ao3 accounttell me what you think when your finished reaidnghere ya go. i warned you tho
>>152235516mr.serkert ch8ser strikes again. unforgivable.
Sex with Liu
>>152232617Is there... is there a full?>>152235578Until he's begging me to stop sucking
>>152235545Hmm i feel like both of them would be wayyyy to restricted by inhibitions to ever go for something like this unless they were desperate. I am definently not saying they can't be tender and nice to eachother. I just think that they would be both too tightly wound to express it properly until they both get fully comfortable. But the way you describe it does change the way i think about how it woud go. Cause they do care about eachother so very immensely. Perhaps the foreplay does go poorly still, but neither of them are that sad about it, perhaps rose even finds it cute, and when dave actually can get rose to make a sound it is motivation to try harder. and then the sex can be just as awkward but not as unpleasant. I suppose maximizing that exploring, confused, and awkward vibe, while still caring about the other is what i want. And them being unable to fully uh show it would be something they would overcome over the course of the story.
>>152235578AUUUUUUUUUUUUGJHVBMake a pixiv already i need to see this stuff uncensored and outside of the chans.
fanfic named "Homestuck if Vriska forcefemmed John". Would you read it?
>>152235721i already haved. it was kinda meh
>>152235735damn for real? why so?
>>152235211leglocking is reserved for jade when she is too excited mid sex with john
>>152235744im not into force femmingthe writing was pretty accurate but overall just not my thing. not enough images to make it interesting so its just a lotta characters talkin about girl clothes and shit. overall 10/10 if your into force femming, like a 5/10 if your not. Good effort tho.
>>152230674gonna print this poster size and put on my memo wall alongside my PS-SD stickers in the future. we doing a mega shrine this year folks!!!!
>>152235721its really shittily written
>>152235721Nah not my wheelhouse
>>152235801based make sure to post a pic of it
>>152235721i found the link by the wayhttps //insecure archiveofourown org/ works/ 65376112 /chapters/ 168228952
>>152235884dont use the insecure version i think this link is like.... not the real place lmao sorry.
>>152235884https://archive.transformativeworks.org/works/65376112/chapters/168228952
Good morning hsg, no work today so posting cosplay, yippie
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if i ever get fit i could make INSANE equius cosplay... im just made to be him
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>>152236228oh my.. big thighs..
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>>152236302last but not least, give it up for enrique
>>152236228slay
>>152235490That's not the worst fanfic. Me and a friend wrote a very disturbing smutfic regarding Mituna, a bowl of spaghetti, three midgets, a retard, and Marmaduke.
>>152236806>Mituna, a bowl of spaghetti, three midgets, a retard, and Marmaduke.three of the things you mentioned are just Mituna
>>152236242Is that a dude?
>>152236833Wanna find out ;)
>All this talk of fanfics and bad stories.>None will beat the RP I had/have with a very kinky and creepy Vriska.
>>152236870Yes, yes in fact I do.
>>152236934Here's a (you)
>>152236977I'll tell (You) guys about it later. I'm taking a massive Taco Bell Ringing Bell Dump.
>>152236934I don't make my fics to be kinky I make it to fufill my autistic desires that cannot be met by any fic or the official comic. It just so happens that I like shota
when vriska overheard john talk to terezi about his retcon powers, did vriska get jealous that terezi pretty much got to "use" him first?
Holy shi t I forgot about this
>>152237051Oh you'd like this one then. Oppai Lol.
>>152237103wtf is this?
>>152237103i want porn with this goth. whats her name
>>152237127Comic Ennui Go, It's a dumb comic, can be funny tho. Tho I prefer reading Black Hole
this is so funny like who tf does this ni66a think he is? 8ro you're no david 6et outta here my 6uy
>>152237129Len
>>152237122Not into oppai Loli. I pefer more modest proportions
what a world we live in
>>152237103
>>152237228why does that child have fat fuckin6 titties. what was the reasonin6
>>152237228I can never escape you homestuck...
>>152237244That's a midget I think
>>1522372476irls who speak like this and look like this owe me sex>>152237257ew this is why we should kill all short people. i thou6ht that was a sexy oppai loli 8ut NO it's just an old u6ly deformed HA6
>>152237228>>152237247whats with everyone having massive heavy milkers in this?
>>152237273...arent youre an eunuch now?
>>152237129Good news! The comic has plenty of porn in it
>>152237311iiiiiiidaro
these fucking tags are like watching a fuckin6 eldritch CREARTURE. it's so 8izarre>>152237305ermmmm uhhhhhh i uhhhhh the destroyed the void of my cock, restorin6 it anew
Do you think Sollux or Karkat could help me with cable management?
>>152237332>girl penis
>see Joey Claire/Roxy Lalonde shippin6 ta68D>it only has 4 FUCKIN6 works8(((((((the world is unfair
>>152237296Cuz it's based
>>152237244That is an adult woman who legally identifies as a dwarf, she goes by she/clown
>>152237127That one comic with Goku using an extra mild sauce for white people that still causes seethe on /co/ and /v/ years later.
>>152237449Classic
>>152237473heh
>>152237473this but with john and dirk
>>152237487
Slow times in hsg chat. My musings of daydreams can get old at times so how about I post some art to spice things up. Here is Vasha. Another sburb OC I have. Based on another person's OC. That's a theme. I take people's sonas and make them sburb characters for my day dreams.
>>152237536>Wonderoh no
>>152237536нeт вaшa
>>152237541She likes wonder bread ironically. She's a hipster emo bitch like that
>>152237172don't you do the same thing but with aranea?
>>152237602He has his own OC not dave nigga
>>>/aco/9111239
>>152237804davejade and mischaracterization go together like stink on shit
>>152237846The only thing about Dave is that he's not a big man. He's a small twink. Everything else is more or less true, but you'd have to read the comic (not just post-retcon act 6) to know this.
>>152237856kek you fags get so uppity when someone dislikes your boiled chicken and rice ship
Someone compared davekat to rarijack and I want to kill them.
>>152237881Okay.
>>152237883The only accurate Davekat comparison is Naruto/Sasuke because it also is shit.
Dave Jade is a fine ship. It's a very standard kid crush situation between them. Whether or not it could stand scrutiny is kind of impossible to say, as it would all just be kind of you making shit up.
>>152237910>Naruto/SasukeJohnDave is our NaruSasu, put some respect on it
>>152237959John/Dave is Naruto/Shikamaru, actually.
>>152237918>it would all just be kind of you making shit upThat's my fucking point. It's a complete nothingburger. No substance whatsoever. You have to imagine that Dave and Jade are completely different characters to make it "work"
>>152237967Yeah, I mean they never even interacted in canon at all.
Rumors on HStwt are saying this artist uses the hard r casually, cool
>>152237967Just say you don't like it instead of making up a bunch of rhetoric lmao
>>152237999based
>>152237999@j1mmiydog btw
>>152237804I miss Jadeanon.
>>152237967Sort of. I don't know if it's enough write it off completely. But I am biased. Because Dave Jade has lots of good art. And I'm more partial to any ship with good art. (Davekat)
>>152238044Why is John walking like that? What did Roxy do to his pelvis?
feels good to ship arasol and meowrails.
>>152238063Sex.
Davejade is good but only with the best Dave(orange feathery asshole) who stayed cool till his tragic demise, the non-sprite one can go get his asshole wrecked by other men like a lame little bitch he turned into
>>152238092Damn bitch why do you have so much fucking hair huh
>>152238086Meowrails is fuckin cute as fuck. We should see more art of Equius fucking destroying Nepeta tho. Sexually. Not violently
>>152237959johnkat is our narusasu actually
>>152238092TINY KARKAT OH MY GOSH SO CUTE OSUD8DIAIWHEUUDIWKAIH
>>152238044I know the artist made more. Post them.
>>152238102What if it's Dave (pre act 6)?
>>152238138Act 6 ruined basically everyone. Act 6 sucks and I hate it
I'm into fat bitches
>>152238151Fat rose is propaganda. I refuse to believe it. She is the most plain bodied persons alive. 0 tits. Maybe the tiniest crumb of ass.
Davejade is good when it's written by good competent authors (which means no Homestuck fan is capable of writing it)
>>152238165
>>152238151>>152238044It's every persons duty to be offended by fat bitches who don't take care of themselves.
>>152238151
>>152234064MoThErFuCkInG yEs :o)
>>152238179it's the man's job to take care for and lovingly feed the landwhale. it is the landwhale's job to love the man, as god intended
>>152238215It's also her duty to make healthy decisions.
>>152238176IMPOSSSIBLLLLLLLE
>>152238151It is among my greatest dreams to fuck a fat bitch from behind while reaching in front to fondle her plump belly.
>>152233991>>152234002Back from work and have relayed your posts thusly >Re: extrapolation of his unawareness of his father: I always felt that was a theme of all of the Beta Kids, that they're irrationally misinterpreting their parents' intent and the extent of their feelings. A big theme in the early parts of the comic is that the kids are clearly mostly online, and their caretakers are either absent or do not understand them in one way or another. I don't think John's misunderstanding of his father is a personal flaw of his own, I think it's just something all the Beta kids do. Meanwhile the Alpha kids know exactly how their parents' entire lives turned out.>Nonetheless, I feel like John as a community analogue towards Jade still makes little sense given how he's treated her up to that point. Wrt to Davesprite. I would honestly have to reread the story but I also instinctively disagree with the idea that Dave can somehow influence John's perspective, since John has a pretty stable sense of self and is actually really aware of reading between the lines because he's has years of having to parse Dave's irony poisoning.>I like the idea of them being upset and having frustrations because I think they don't really get to have that enough in the comic. I just don't personally think it would be from those angles exactly.
>>152238179I don't make the rules kiddo, I just enforce them. As the only Good Homestuck Fan, I hereby declare Jade's got a muffin top and her already enormous breasts are even larger as a result of a sedentary domestic lifestyle and getting to try all the burgers and hotdogs previously denied to her.
>>152238219it's her duty to be cute and sexy (PLuMP and ROTuND) for her man thou6h
>>152238215Facts
>>152238239As the only sane, rational, based, and best Homestuck fan, I hereby declare that that all Homestuck girls must keep their BMI within an acceptable range for the weights.
>>152237964>>152238121>The two main guys and childhood friends, one of whom is a lovable goofball, the other more serious with brother issues and traumaIt is JohnDave
>>152238258If you're declaring yourself rational and a Homestuck fan in the same sentence you very clearly are not.
>>152231960I mean yeah, it's definitely an interesting situation. i seriously doubt spindlehorse and vivzie are gonna get much farther than maybe the end of act 1. but i think it's good for exposing new people to it, like i
>>152238258>acceptableyeah, the hi6her the more accepta8le. especially if she's cute and trans6ender and is also a witch of space
You know this reminds me of this old /fit/ thread where this anon selfposted himself fucking a obese woman
>>152238268Being sane and rational is actually exceptionally easy if you try. Much like taking care of your body.
>>152238263>childhood friendsso not Naruto/Sasuke, who didn't become friends until they were forced on a team together.But guess who DID always have Naruto's back and was his friend even back when he was an outcast?
>You share a thread with these disgusting creatures.
this faggy fandom isnt ready for my genius beta kids iterations. first rose
All the Homestuck guys are built like adonises and all the Homestuck girls are built like fertility goddesses.
>>152238268who is this 8a8e?>>152238275zased>>152238281you're a homestuck fan lol ni66a if you don't 6et outta here with that 6oofy shit
I need Meulin and/or Kurloz art, stat.
>>152238294seems on-topic don't you think?
>>152238281>Being sane and rational is actually exceptionally easy if you try.Not if you're a Homestuck fan. I am better than you, no contest. But I don't pretend that I'm somehow sane or enlightened. This is also, of course, why I am better than you. You're living a lie.
>>152238306roxy fatlonde my beloved
>>152238268yeah who IS this 8a8e
>>152238306And if you're typing up some long-winded reddit post, just stop. Go outside. Read less Homestuck, maybe then you'll be better than all of us.
>>152238237>>152238237 Hmmm hmmm. This gives me much to consider. First and foremost I thank this fellow prospitcest shipper for giving such detailed input. And for even engaging with me for what must seem to her like a gross mischaracterization. I have much to contend with. I cannot come up with any counter arguments. Because most of my ideas are sort of stretching and messing with details and happenings of the actual comic to get what I want. And in this case it's maximal drama, and a character arc for both jade and John. But I do not want it to be at the expense of said characters, and certainly not to assassinate them like the epilogues do.At the end of the day. I am not very committed to this idea. I only have it at all because the actual 3 years comic. That I base all this on has a similar thread in a much lesser capacity, in which I wanted to exaggerate to extract some drama out of it. However until I start locking in the plot and what I want I cannot be so sure. Overall you are incredibly insightful anon gf, and I respect your analysis immensely.When I have more concrete items of my ideas I will share them with this board. And hopefully they will reach you. Otherwise I may make a discord server or something of the fashion for this little project. I ask the rest of the board for their thoughts if they have any
>>152238407any more of this nerd? please say yes please please please pelase please pelase
I will see if I draw Meulin/Kurloz Or Gampeta as a treat
>>152238487>gampetaship name is Insane Clown Pussy on mspabooru and that's crazy cus femGamzee would have some INSANE, mind-bending Clown Pussy i'm telling you
>>152238505uh i actually didnt knew that, damn.What I must do.....
>>152238505Fucking fem gamzee would be so good any man would die from it. The question is the pussy better high or sober
>>152238523instead of murderstuck it's rapestuck and she rides everyone they fucking die from cumming so hard
Not many people know this, but Dave spent some time in the UK and got into all sorts of hilarious misadventures while staying there.
I see.I also feel something changing in me, fundamentally.
>>152238555hmmm david strider... 8ut he 6ets raped... at the Temple. For 8reakin6 his vows... with Jade. Man I'm so 6ood at makin6 concepts I should write a fic
Here's something cutehttps://mspfa.com/?s=40636&p=1
>>152238555... i know what you are
>>152238612baby homestuck....
>>152238555this but it's Bro whoring Dave out (it's training for sburb trust me)
>>152238408>WTF there so nice tell them I think their ideas are still really cool ahhh I feel badNow for my own two cents so I'm not just some weirdo relaying posts and actually taking part in the thread myself.I also like your ideas, though while my gf loves a good angst fic and drama, I'm her opposite I can't get enough of sugary sweet fluff so when I think of prospitcest I love how frequently it's two cute dorks being very cute together. So for me I think a good balance of both is needed where you get the arc and the drama but a sweet resolution to me is ideal. Either way the both of us are always starving for Jade John stuff so really go with whatever you think you can do best and I'm sure it'll be enjoyable. Also don't take her words as like an argument you need to counter or discourage you.
So are you guys excited that suburb 2.0 coming out? Now there is less bullshit to deal with.
>>152238774did they still have that black faggot who keeps trying to ruin my FUCKING sessions because if so i'm not playing it
>>152238544dude. i like the way you think.
https://files.catbox.moe/c39se4.mp4watch this
>>152238585This makes me smile so damn much
>>152238885https://files.catbox.moe/5runme.mp4
>>152238796From the leaks, only if you piss him off yourself. Seems like the queen has given up making him wear the cloths.
>>152238986thank god. i can finally get molested by horrorterrors in PEACE
>>152238612ENTER
>>152238769My only fear was to have a characterization someone found to be in bad taste is all. I had almost lost sight of my original desire. What started this was a drawing of Jade and John with no inhibitions in their heart kissing each other so very sweetly. And being very very happy and giddy about the experience. I wish to bring this energy into the comic as well. Unlike Dave and Rose. Who while caring deeply for one another, are not so easily able to be open about it. I want John and Jade to be extremely open about their love. With only the slightest drama being had from their relation. Your support and her support embolden me even more. I *will* make *something happen* I have to try! For Homestuck fans everywhere!!!
Where is he???
>>152238303>Processing the shit I just saw
>>152239037>>152239037i ate hijm....
>>152238294
>>152239001You can pre-order for the EXTREME sensation
>>152237881>chicken and riceGood comparison: It's actually good but you're all too retarded to cook the ingredients properly
>>152238289based
alri6ht 6uys it's a8out to 8e the 100th day i draw aranea. what should i draw
>>152239432Porn. Try your best.
>>152239432Aranea kissing Vriska
>>152239447seconding this, you'll have to make the leap at some point.
>>152239447>>152239565no offence, but even yall know his anatomy is dogshit
>>152239621yeah and he's never gonna fucking learn it without practicing. so he's gotta draw some bodies.
>>152239621I believe in serket fag
>>152239621yeah but thats not the point, the point is drawing above ones limit
>>152239656What was this?
>>152239633so hes going to learn by drawing the complex human(troll actually) body naked. I NEVER SEEN HIM DRAW A FULLBODY, EVER. just from the waist up or simplified.
>>152239686A bizarre collage of pictures featuring Charlie Kirk seconds before the bullet hit his neck, a screenshot of a frowning Thomas the Tank Engine, a crudely drawn crying bald head I can only assume is meant to be Caillou, a drawing of a sad Vriska Serket, a drawing of a crying Lincoln Loud, a DeviantArt drawing of a sad Grelle from Black Butler, a cropped out screenshot of a youtube video starring a neon-green cartoon bear(?) character I cannot identify, and a vector of a sad Pinkie Pie with a fake PNG background. I have made none of this up.
>>152239109I hacked mine to provide only null sessionsIt's just me and the unfathomable terrors from beyond the furthest ring
>>152239804I hella modded my sburb game to add a bunch of multicultural game assets. The normal Greek and Gnostic mythological figured were so lame. Lol my world has the fuckin jade emporer and shit. It's awesome. Enjoy your loser worlds. I'm gonna kick it up in my Chinese sburb session. I also got some arabian and African assets up in this bitch.
>>152239830>is your land black or chinese?
>>152239830>Having to suffer in turbo-hell upside down for all eternity after some dude rides by on his sword and cuts your head off for looking at him
>>152239852It's Chinese. My friend got the black one. Which is ironic. Cause I'm not Chinese and he isn't black.
the Newgens have officially moved towards the Epilogues now
>>152239947it (the prologue) has also been Unleashed once more in the websitehttps://homestuck.com/epilogues/prologue
>>152239621This faggot doesn't know drawing porn is the best anatomy practice! Everyone point and laugh!
>>152239432draw the first aranea you drew. that way you can see the progress.
>>152240091get this man a true
>>152239621>never practice something because you'll start out shit on itthat's....how practice works
>>152240132to be honest this image feels like a cold knife considering how these two just stopped existing to one another after Act 5, and truly stopped existing after Game Over
>>152239974i love how they recreated the ao3 interface perfectly.
At what age did you realize John and Caliborn are the best characters in homestuck?
>>152240306John has always been my goat. He's cute and kind and silly and I am quite fond of him. Caliborn is also funny. And we have similar creative mentalities. Tho he's definently more extreme
>>152240338I cry the tears.... OF A POET!!
>>152240245I loved how Karkat is actually something approaching normal when he talks to Kanaya. It really made a whole lot of sense that her ancestor was basically the Mary to his Jesus. Kinda weird that Porrim was all ready to jump on his bulge considering, but then again that seemed to be the case with damn near all the A1 dancestors.
>>152240306Ha
What would frog breeding be like if Aradia and Kanaya actually worked together?
>>152238044John I know you just took a big step to unstick your balls.
>>152238289Fatter.
>>152240359>Kinda weird that Porrim was all ready to jump on his bulgeI mean in the past mothers would fuck their owns sons to prepare them for manhood so.... Porrim and Kanny could've been a thing but kanny only sees her as a "human mother" and that's taboo
I need porrim to bully kankri with her fat tits
>>152240479maybe
>>152240359Justifiable. Karkat is fuckin hot, him being the second coming of troll Jesus helps.
Yeah Hussie saw these two human like trolls and said "why dont I ruin them and make them total bores"
>>152240479I need every alpha troll to rape kankrievery
whatever.(starts humping on horuss's groin while i hug him and my face is buried on his pecs)
>>152239974As one of those faggots who's into the epilogues, that's nice touch
[S] Karkat and Kanaya, leave both rose and dave and start a new life together living peacefully and helping troll society stay civil and respected on new earth
>>152240689Honestly I don't think Karkat gets ruined nearly as much as someone like jade does. But I understand. Any transgressions against my second favorite character shall not go unpunished.
>>152240689You don't understand, it's compelling for a man to go from being a great leader to a pissbaby! It's character development!
>>152240710Gaaaaaay. So gay.
>>152240786
>>152240808>the squiddle
>>152240808And people say Candy Rose isn't hot.
>>152240776yes. very much.
>>152240760Something something rejecting the power and the way of caliborn something something Even tho becoming a piss baby is what caliborn wanted but whatever.
>>152240868Who says that? We hate her cuz she choose to be a whore
>>152240883I do. I think her haircut is stupid and she looks dumb. The only design I like out of the ^2 cast is jade. Her boots and pony tail are neat I guess.
If I were a competent artist, I would start drawing Caliborn in various memes.
>>152240909>Hates Pixie haircutsGaaaaaaaaaay
>>152240909Rose looks like she runs a lesbian talkshow where she abuses her temps
>>152238942>PSHHSHSHUUUUPPSHSH THAT WAS ME BLOWING YOUR FREAKIN GOYIM HEAD UP WITH MY CHUD RAGE
>>152240925I LOVE LONG HAIRI LOVE BOYS WITH LONG HAIR. LONG HAAAAAIR
>>152240940Im all for Ellen DeGeneres slander but comparing her to rose is low bro
>>152240921If it would make you happy I could fulfill your wish. What meme do you find funniest with caliborn in. (I'm at work but I can do it later)
>>152240952>I LOVE BOYS WITH LONG HAIR. Okay that's it, I'm cutting my hair.
>>152240883People are massive fags about her haircut.
>>152240969literally any fucking meme is improved with caliborn it's hard to make a choice
https://picarto.tv/MoonrunesCSPA/Will be Hosting a Picarto in about 5-10 Minutes, will be doing a full piece of Skye
>>152240962It's entirely appropriate. We do not respect or enjoy post-canon here for good reason.
>>152240996who are you nigga
>>152240993I'll look through my meme folder and surprise you with something funny.
>>152240996Forgor your name, didn't you?
>>152240999Sorry but there are somethings I will defend to my last breath...example, him.
>>152240969I was considering an old school meme, but what I am unsure.
>>152241009Indeed, i am a hack
>>152240996What is Picarto?
>>152241016I am karkats biggest dick sucker here.But I still think candy Karkat is lame. Him suddenly being a beef cake doesn't make up for the fact that he's still pretty lake and does fucking nothing. Now yes just an objectified piece of eye candy in the opposite direction. Like yeah hes hot but still
>>152241034Livestreaming platform
>>152241034twitch but for streaming art wips
>>152241046I believe in a future turn around, just trust.
>>152241174Wheres the other side? Felt trolls?
>>152241129you're watching a stuffed corpse be danced on a stage, there is no future
>>152241020>SPIDER MAN>CAN YOU HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHY NAMOR IS BANNED>DIVE WASNT THE PLAN
>>152241174This is actually incredible
>>152241204They haven't made them yet.>>152241261Here's the artist and tag for the AUhttps://www.tumblr.com/the-web-wanderer/tagged/52%20switchup%20au
>>152241174Kinda lame that the eighth member is still an incarnation of BQ when it could be a new unique dersite character. Fun designs otherwise.
It's been a bit anons, sorry about that, been busy with a new routine I'm trying out. Here's new additions! I don't remember how long it's been so sorry if I repeat classpects I already mentioned.The Second Coming (AVM) as the Page of Life, Ayase as the Sylph of Rage, Okuran as the Heir of Void WHICH COMPLETES THE HEIR CLASS!!! Yippie!!!! Then we have Cake as the Witch of Space, and Buddha as the Muse of Space. I'll try to be more consistent from now on!
>>152239565>>152239447well i already drew aranea deepthroatin6 vriska once, 8ut i 6uess drawin6 the actual female form is... somethin6 6ood>>152239451can do>>152240185also can do, 8ut the first aranea i drew was essentially a poptart with horns, eyes, and... well here it is: desuarchive.org/co/post/150857074not exactly hi6h qualitythe real, non-traced, non... poptart-ish drawin6 of her was desuarchive.org/co/post/151082376 so if anythin6 i'll do that one. now all i need is... a8out 3 hours or so, hopefully, and i shall all 8e done. hopefully, and likely posted in the next thread since we're at 500>>152241644oh yeah, 've 8een wonderin6 where you went. nice
>>152241644Also, I know that it's looking a little... misshapen and unorganized so I might spruce up this chart sometime.
>>152241670I appreciate your concern, anon. :)
>>152241644I would honestly put Optimus as a lord of blood. Given how him and him alone is basically responsible for the continued existence of autobots.
>>152237103Recently found out a young Doc Glasgow was a Homestuck fan, the juggalo girl in that comic it's probably a reference to everyone favorite bard.On a side note, Ennui go features the only Dr. McNinja reference I've ever read
>>152241818Forgot pic
>>152241818>everyone's favorite bardcronus?
>>152241846Shakespeare?
>>152241644the more I think about it, the more I realize how much of a narrative mistake it was to make a Lord and Muse class available. it leads to a meta-issue where it's hard to give a shit about the base 12 classes when there's Super Saiyans for each aspect out in the wilds.
>>152242174not really. theres a very real downside to lord and muse.You basically lose your humanity in exchange for power. Alt calliope is isolated for all time forever because she chose the path of the martyr. And tho in his delusional state he enjoys it, caliborns path of the conqueror leaves him a simpleminded and power hungry beast, who exists only to facilitate itself. Even if caliborn were a rightous person who persued this power for good reasons, he would still be reduced to someone who could only exist through acts of said power. You give a shit about the other classes I.E everyone who isnt the super saiyan tiers because their the ones who actually make the story happen, their characters and not forces of nature.
>>152242219>You basically lose your humanity in exchange for powerdoesn't matter, we're talking the meta, you can say it has a million narrative downsides all day long and the only words anyone is going to hear is "Super Saiyan" and "What can a Lord/Muse of X aspect do for my fanfics" and it's just a subtle poison in the whole well
>>152242174I like to think about it more in terms of the original null session they're from and the greek ur-deities they represent They might be super-powerful but the very nature of their power (that they were the only one in their universe and were the only thing in it) defeated them the moment they left theirs
>>152242267I mean i don't think thats a bad thing. Its the super mega strongest power for the super mega most important characters. Just cause the kids don't fully understand the narrative implications don't mean its not a bad thing to exist. Besides super saiyans are awsome.
>>152242174Lord and Muse are classes that happen only under extremely rare circumstances, they're basically SBURB dev tools, not true gameplay elements. I do find it interesting to contemplate how a race might have it's own unique classes, or how they might have a bias towards certain classes and elements. Cherubs being essentially eldritch abomination elder gods it makes sense how they would get a tier of player titles all to their own, but I wonder how if you did a survey of all the possible sessions among humans and Trolls how they'd map out, like does the violent nature of Trolls predispose them to a lot of combat classes like Knights and Heirs and Witches? Do humans being more grounded and optimistic give them a bias towards Breath and Life?
>>152242453i'd fuck the SHIT out of Heather no question
>>152242472Idk man I think Heather looks much more fuckable anon.
>>152242477i'd KILL you for that anon, especially when Heather is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE. Pure sex goddess right in front of you and you go for the lesser girl
someone make the next thread. i'm 8usy drawin6
>>152242501You have shit tastes fucknugget.Look, Heather>>>>>>Heather>>Heather
>>152242523no no no nigger look it'sHeather>>>>>>>>(times infinity)>Heather>>Veronica>>>>>>(times infinity) > every NTR hentai ugly bastard ever >> Heath*r (disgusting filth waste of space TRASH)
uvo is definitely a void player
MADE IT>>152242557
>>152242436The way i always saw it, The master classes are basically like, something someone chooses to happen. Thats why someone gets a master class by going down the path of the martyr or the conqueror. Sburb and paradox space take really really unkindly to anyone trying to fuck with it in any way. But they are not entirely without mercy. They give you but one chance to come out the other side.So the way i see it, its not that people are assigned a master class. Theoretically, *anyone* with the mettle could become a lord or a muse given the right circumstances. The word master class and its comparison to the "master copy" also sort of thematically backs this up. Where lords and muses are more "pure" in their use of the aspect. I.E caliborns control of time is so absolute that he doesn't even need to worry about fucking up the timeline, the timeline itself bends to his will and patches up the holes he makes. So it really *is* like the super saiyan of classpects. Which again i think is cool.
