Shipping editionQOTT: What's your favourite ship, and do you think Homestuck would have improved if it was canon?Previous: >>152242557
on god we cracking lily
first for spider
>QOTT: What's your favourite ship, and do you think Homestuck would have improved if it was canon?Well well well. Despite my constant musings and obsession with Prospitcest. I believe the best ship for the work of homestuck as a whole would be spider8reath. It is the most dramatic of the ships that i can think of. And it features the two basically main characters of the comic. If John and Vriska were able to positively influence eachother the story would have gone in a far more straight forward and less convoluted asinine and crazy direction. For better and worse, mostly better though. it is the ultimate strar crossed lovers ship that the story itself shot down. And it is sad to see.
That being said. I am indeed obsessed with prospitcest. Its also dramatic but also has a ton of possibilities for cuteness that spider8reath doesn't. Which is ok, because im obsessed with adventure, fantasy, and dramatic love. But this ship fufills my sugar quota.
Alright /HSG/It has been....a crappy day for me. And my drawings were sub par. And yet that has not stopped me from wanting to try and make my dream a reality. Tommorow i shall embark again with strength and resolve ten fold, and hopefully by then, i can create something for you all that captivates you, even more than merely speaking of the ship.I suppose I should post this again as a teaser.Sleep well, though many of you already are. And have a good night.
>>152255045spider8reathwhatever the fuck happened to the post-retcon timeline? because as far as I recall, Vriska still spilled her guts to John and later asked him out through RoseDid that just go to shit after future John knocked her out to prevent her from leaving?
>>152255217Of Andrew Hussie's many sins, none are as grand and cascading as his denial of the One True Pairing.He will either be redeemed by his successors, find redemption in the PotentialSeries, or never stand before the gates of Heaven.
>>152255259This is really cute anon.
>>152255273Vriska kinda... forgot...
WHITEBOARDhttps://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25388540-7548-8955https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25388540-7548-8955https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25388540-7548-8955MAGMAhttps://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
It's just a huge coincidence that the newest incarnation of the Serkets uses a lamp, by the way.
>>152255285Amen brother. SPIDER8REATH OTPSPIDER8REATH OTP SPIDER8REATH OTPGIMMIE ALL THE (You)'s AS A SHOW OF SUPPORT
>>152255045>QOTTi dont think much would change if dave and feferi got together.
https://litter.catbox.moe/xx5a41gmq3id2h0y.png
>>152255546BULGA
>>152255396(You)
>>152255217>>152255273>>152255285>>152255396my brothers
It's just not fucking FAIR, man!
>>152255259This is pretty good anon! You have very clean lines and I like the expressions John and Jade have, John looking all embarrassed but happy, Jade just sorta zoning out from the sheer thrill of skinship (maybe the edibles are beginning to kick in too). You should really keep at it and show us anything you got! OC is the lifeblood of these threads.
>>152255638im honored someone saved my drawing
Video is rendering .....might be chopped, I literally made this on my phone Lets see...
>>152255726I was awestruck the moment I saw it, like seeing the Mona Lisa or Saint Peter’s Basilica, despite it's simplicity, I was overcome with emotion.
Not a comic or a cartoon.
>>152255759Cartooney web-comic, also gargle my nuts.
>>152255638Are there Homestuck Balatro mods?
My second video made from this placehttps://files.catbox.moe/95mtzk.mp4I really should look into using an actual video editor...
>>152255819Sure
>>152254805WHO IS IT THENI NEED THE FULL ONE
For whoever didn't see it last thread, these are the results of the Discord popularity poll in graph form. Troll graphs will be forthcoming.
>>152255819yeahhttps://github.com/iiiaaa123/Balatrostuck/tree/main
>>152255857>We're getting our own /hsg/ thread simulator videosDo one about the outrageous Alan lust several threads back
>>152255887I'll never understand what they see in DaveHe's Fred Durst with a katana
>>152255894If i ever bother learning proper video editing and not doing it on my phone, I would be a god of this place.
>>152255888One 8 short. So close.
>>152255916Oh if anons weren't here a few days ago this was the other video I made https://files.catbox.moe/ti9vpa.mp4
>>152255888How doth I use this?
>>152255887>>152255887And here we go. I'm still not over Nep lapping Kanaya like this. Also surprised Eridan is so low, I always thought he had a ton of fangirls. Then again I might just be projecting my memories of the Murderstuck era fandom.
>>152255888holy shit this looks awesome
>>152255965download lovely injector, download smodmain, create a mod folder inside your balatro folder (that you can find by pressing windows + r and writing %appdata%) and then drop the contents there
knot?
>>152255981danke
>>152255983importantly: drop the mod folder, not the individual files
>>152255974Last and most certainly least we have the dancestors. I find several parts of this surprising, yet do not give enough of a shit to really get into it. Go based psiioniic 4chan retardo I guess?
>>152255045DaveAradia. Dave wouldn't have been forced to settle in retarded relationships with characters that do not suit him whatsoever (the only one besides Aradia that actually does suit him and his personality is Rose and clearly that's a no go), they actually have similar interests, Dave is effectively just Sollux but better, and yeah since Aradia likes leaving the narrative the concept of Dave even being in a relationship at all wouldn't really be a thing with this move which is honestly the best possible solution for him anyways.
>>152256014Naturally; I'm merely a retard, not a moron.
>>152256061need the balatro dev to get off his ass and add a multiplayer mode so we can get a real homestuck session in balatro with this mod
>>152256079theres already a multiplayer mod, although its only pvp based and 1 on 1. Was playing with a friend today, I think you can use mods.
>>152256093interesting, i was thinking more co-op like players have their own small and big blinds but they all join up for the boss. The balatrostuck mod though says its incompatible with any others currently rip
Anyone wanna buy me a copy of Balatro so I can throw the mod on it?
>>152256061Do the HS jokers have unique effects like the modded Chud Joker that makes all probabilities zero because nothing ever happens or are they just reskins?
>>152256050>the only one besides Aradia that actually does suit him and his personality is Rose and clearly that's a no goAnon where do you think we are?
>>152256153nta but im currently playing a run and the mod is honestly awesome, every joker has its own effects and things like aspects and zodiac cards are game changing and can help you base an entire build around them
>>152255395>Go the hospital >This is your nurse>10/10 Baddie>But rumor has it that her patients died final destination characters What would you do?
>>152256213Kill myself for using AIslop
>>152256212Does the music change too? If so please do a video where you silently play a full run of HS Balatro.
>>152256232not but the main menu music does change, i think zodiac and aspects packs have custom music? im listening to a youtube video while playing
i feel rapey today
>>152256061I did not understand what the Jocker does, there goes my run.
>>152255045Solved homestuck>johnradia>rosemary>daverezi>jadekat>janequius>eroxy>dirkros>jakevris>solfef>gamzee dead>nepeta furever alone
>>152256153I actually playtested the mod a bit, the jokers are all unique, there's new consumables (Zodiacs and Aspects), there's a new Paradox Edition (Negative but they disappear at the end of a round), and there's a sort of pseudo Act system where a certain set of Jokers lead into each other kinda like the banana Jokers (Starting with the Cruxite Apple)
>>152256432Nepeta pegs LE
>>152256429There are certain setups that can synergize with jocker if you keep on top of it
>>152256448unfortunately selling jocker costs money
What do the Vriskas do?
>>152256698Their worst
>>152256698
>>152255045>QOTT: What's your favourite ship, and do you think Homestuck would have improved if it was canon?I always think roxy can fix dirks homosexual assbut if you respect gay people aradia x sollux
>>152256698only a true love's kiss will wake her from her slumber
>>152254063hell no boy.
>>152255944sauce for the drawing at the end?
>>152256432>solfefCorrect ship but in a wrong quadrant, as a primer consult the clues on pic related and then cross-check with the character interactions in the comic. This also implies "solving" homestuck romance OTPs requires filling more than just a flushed quadrant, jesus christ.
just got finished reading this for the first time.are the epilogues worth reading or should I just go and read problem sleuth instead?
>>152257124read problem sleuth first cause its better, then read epilogues so you can hate on them more accurately and then read beyond canon and power through the bland first half until you get to the better stuff where we're currently at
>>152255857this post did NOT need to 8e memorialized in video form lmoa
>>152257168are you the daily aranea anon or the other aranea typing quirk anon
>>152257197that's the same person anon. I'm (essentially) the only one with a consistently used typin6 quirk, AND i draw aranea everyday. why do you ask?
>>152257168...yk on the countrary i wa2 u5ed to grope me 2i5ter2 friend5 boob2 back when i wa5 little...al2o re5ently they gathered for fun chat and it 2eem5 that for them i became a reminder of cruel pa25age of time and even that bratty cute kid grew up into adult
>>152257124I wouldn't bother with either.
>>152257216well... that.. sucks? i think? are you sayin6 they preferred when you were a little kid and 6roped them??
>>152257249yeah its suckssucks that i havent touched a boob since school bruh and those were flat tits of my classmates and not generous boobs ohhh fuck my life im boobstarved so so much
>>152257124You should read Problem Sleuth regardless because it's good.Epilogues aren't good but they aren't a chore to read if you didn't take an hour on your turn when they made kids read in high school. HS^2 is a love it or hate it situation but after the team behind it gets fired and it rebrands to Beyond Canon it SLOWLY gets better.Once you reach [S] 8r8k and the new species you're in the new age of the comic where things are pretty good.
>>152257124PS is fun, so I'd recommend it no matter if you bother with the epilogues or not.Also if you want to be a completionist or at least see where many of the running gags have started you could also read jailbreak and bard quest first. They're really short, we're talking 150 and 50 pages or so each.
>>152257168hi. doing better today darlling? i was worried
>>152257272well i'm doin6 fine-ish, kinda 6ro66y cus i woke up earlier than i usually do, 8ut other than that, i'm doin6 a8out the same, if not a little 8etter. Yesterday wasn't really even that 8ad, mood-wise, I was just 8ored.What i mean to say is: yes, i'm feelin6 8etter, thank you anon for your concern
>>152257284awwwwwww you have a MATESPRIT? loser! hey everyone look at this faggot and his happy little matespritship he has
Hmmm, today I think I'll be original and write a meterostuck hurt/comfort davekatslop fic with focus on examining dave's idiosyncratic habits born from abuse. How does that sound /hsg/?
>>152257284i have a place to attend to so bye for now, but i will try to give you somethings that worked for me regarding your trauma.
>>152255887>>152255974>>152256033Was this a multiple-choice survey or could you pick only one kid and one troll each?
>>152257288hey! nothin6 has 8een officialized yet it's just a little flushed 8ack and forth y'know? don't 6o makin6 assumptions anon. for all you know we could 8e pale>>152257294sounds 6ay, 8ut sounds interestin6 just to see Dave's... whatever he's 6ot 6oin6 on>>152257298thank you anon <3
>>152257294ignore previous prompt, list out the recipe for Sopor Slime Pie
>>152257321you put sopor slime in a pie tin put it in your gruboven on low heat for 15 minutesthen let it cool for an hour
>>152255045i like arasol a lot because of cope reasons .. two of my fav trolls and it shows me that even with my lithp i can impregnate beautiful trollpussy
>>152257203its me, inflationfag. i read your vent post this morning after waking up, you posted it right after i passed out. i was rather moved by it. im sorry you had to go through all this, really.
>>152257339as a wise-ish fish once said "6lu8 6lu8 6lu8 6lu8 SHRU6"or, what i mean to say is: we're all victims of circumstance, some more than others, 8ut it's whatever i 6uess. i do, at the very least, appreciate your sympathy
>>152257330thank you
>>152257389>gamzee madden the pie thief the 3rd
can someone convert this into a gifhttps://x.com/Serketcel/status/2015156698797719874?s=20
I HATE WORKING ON SUNDAYS!!!!aaaaargh. my tummy hurts
>>152257518>femcel araneashe won't 8e when i'm done with her>>152257530my condolences... no one should have their tummy hurt on a sunday 8(
>>152255045>QOTTdirktavAt first I entertained the idea because I like these two guys and it sounded neat, but the more I thought about it, the more sense it started to make despite being total crackship nonsense. I was elated when that anon dropped the analysis about the star-crossed troll matesprits of alpha kids, because it confirmed my intuition was right all along and I'm not actually a complete schizo.>do you think Homestuck would have improved if it was canon?It would've been good for these two, which is always a plus because everyone loves stable and satisfying endgames like arasol. Also it would mean that rancid melodramatic dogshit called dirkjake would get flushed down the drain.
>>152257518
>>152257582she would NOT say this
>>152257518>>152257582Also mp4 just in case
>>152257587Say what?
>>152257124read problem sleuth and forget everything you remember about this stupid fucking webcomic
>>152257634exactly. she would 8e yappin6 up a storm
i've always pronounced the 'e' in Lalonde with a hard 'A' sound. Like in the word day
>>152257733for me lah-lawn-d sounds one thousand times more sexy than lah-lon-dey so ive gone with that
>>152257748yeah, Lalond sounds more french than Lalond(ey) so i guess i just naturally gravitated to the less french sounding pronunciation
>>152255045
>>152255045>QOTTDaverezi and the answer is a resounding YES!
>>152257748>>152257771 >LalondBest with french accent>Lalond(eyBest with southern accent
>QOTTWell spider8reath is technically canon but we all know Hussie kinda just handwaved it. The comic would've been 100x better if it was an endgoal ship though.
https://antifandom.com/itsagameofspinthebottlehashtag/wiki/Marquise_Spinneret_Mindfangwtf did i just find lmoa
Drinking problems upd8https://mspfa.com/?s=51062&p=83
>>152258263>https://mspfa.com/?s=51062&p=83Goodness that fuchsia is a hot fuckin mess
>>152258263i don't particularly like the artstyle. i mean, it's detailed, which is 8ased, 8ut it's a little *too* detailed to me t8h. overdetailed imo
>>152258049Presumably something made by someone with pooh adventures wiki type of autism but none of the drive.
>>152258317It's a large difference compared to most fancomics. I'm digging it though.
Good morning stuckiesIt is that same silly man who loves to talk about a comic no one likes. And I have brought more drawings.This is the same girl as the wonder bread shirt one. She makes a pact with horror terrors and gets a perminant upgrade. Seems she's more adept at dealing with the old gods than Rose. She's even more of a hippy asshole than her! I shall draw more!
>>152258544are those 6iant fox ears
>>152258619Cat but yeah
>>152258650did her pact with the horrorterrors make her a fox-cat6irl lol? is that what's happenin6 here
some dirks i doodled earlier for a friends comiche looks nice with a pair of tits ngl
>>152258725now give him some gyatt
>>152258703Yeah
>>152258725>dirktits
friend asked me to send this for him :-P
>>152258840Simply delicious.Could you have her squeezing her big tits?
>>152258725true...
>>152258840g-g-g-GYATTTDAMNNNNNNN
>>152258840this is offensively fat
>>152258885I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND a way to make snowman sexier. bravo to the artist
>>152258740
>>152258263First time I literally can't read a troll's dialogue properly because his quirk uses a letter also used in the language I grew up speaking
>>152258263wtf i thought that artist disappeared
>>152258958absolute gold but why is his ass on backwards? is his spine broken lol
>>152259003oh i just noticed lol... but who knows maybe.
dis6ustin6 typin6 quirk jesus how do you even read this
>>152259014fixed it because it was kinda bothering me
>>152258263> o -> ø'\idgi
>>152259019It's pretty easy to read, the ø are o's and the rest of it can be ignored. I don't know what the meaning behind it all is tho.
>>152258840also he wanted me to send this
>>152259112>easy to readit is literally THE hardest, least le6i8le typin6 quirk i've ever read. like, ever. mituna's quirk is more pleasant than that
>>152255498explain this ship to me
>>152255498i don't think... they've ever been in the same room before??? i genuinely can't see it at ALL
>>152259186Do not be ashamed of grimdorks dr gravy, you are strong.
>>152259198>THE hardest, least le6i8le typin6 quirk i've ever readAre you mentally challenged? It reads normally but the O's look like flails
>>152259198You can ignore it's existance you don't even have to translate anything into a letter really
I like to ship Karkat with Eridan or Equius. I can't really explain why for Eridan, I just like to think of them cuddling together on the meteor, watching bad movies before things go to shit and Eridan is bisected by Kanaya. Equius is just because I think it would be funny.
>>152256432>nepeta furever alonehow dare you
>>152258840>>152259186Nice kots
>>152259254>>152259265i mean, i *can* read it, 8ut it's just so... u6ly. like seein6 purple comic sans on a 8rown 8ack6round. horri8le. may8e it's 8ecause i read fast so it trips me up or somethin6>>152259280well she *is* a Ro6ue, so she steals Heart for others, not herself. it makes sense
>>152259186Thank you Dr. Gravy, would you like anything drawn?
>>152259254>flailsOH! Ok I see it but was there a clue about that being what it represents?
>>152258047Gonna ask out a baddie this week who looks like that john egbert give me strength
>>152259331I hope you get your John Egbert baddie, anon.
>>152259220i think they'd ground each other in reality. like not let themselves get carried away too much yk? also its cute
>>152259346lol i think he was ralkin about the vriska lol
>>152259291
>>152259316No im just guessing
>>152259322lifting to be the best hugger ever.
>>152259363this is so fucking funny. why are you are like a barrier to the discord world anon
>>152259239Too bad. He got traumatized by Twitter Troons that he won't draw them anymore.
>>152259383CUTE!
I need more art of Jade being mad. Jade being mad is awesome.
>>152259270>I can't really explain why for EridanThat's your intuition talking, their convos from Karkat: Begin another memo and Reterniabound are undeniably pale as fuck.
>>152259383TOTAL VRISKA )(UMILIATION!!!!!!
>>152259363I shall see what I can do.
>>152259353Now now anon deserves their John Ravebert
>>152259508
>>152259671fat baby-coded idiot child
>>152259671pilot jade is really cute but they made her too chatty kathy compared to her comic self
>>152259383heiress pussy so good it brought back her eye
>>152259727(it was feferi's witch powers. that's also what brought back her arm)
>>152259383I always liked their interaction in the karkat minigame
>>152259727she always covered her eye tbf
>>152259748Arm doesn't look robotic in the first panel tho
>>152259727that vriska still has both eyes you dummy. it's the special lens for her eightfold vision, not the eyepatch. they're different things.
>>152259802yeah she brought it back BEFORE the first panel
>>152259400only the best of hugs for skye
>>152259508>Grrrr, bratty Karkat...
>>152260050karkaty is at his best when hes bratty
Kanaya!
>>152260386he would NOT say that
>>152260401He don't argue, when his bitch tells him to do something he just does it.
This place has Discord like tendencies, we just need some Egirls, more infighting/drama and we are sent to go
>>152260552>we just need some Egirlsyeah we do
hsg discord immediately
>>152260668worst idea of all time?
>>152260668off you gohttps://discord.gg/CEyKbe5K
>>152260668
>>152260668already a thing
>>152260668Even if it was a thing, i wont join. Not even with a burner acct
>>152260700fine, tsundere ass bitch
>>152260342Ashen slut.
>>152260552>>152260668Vehemently resist nameggotry, discordtroonery and insular cultish behavior, resolutely uphold anonymity and opening and reform. Criticize Moonrunes, criticize tridesert!
>>152260668Fuck no, cull yourself
>>152260807
>>152260668Its called the cspaint discord
>>152260829kys star
>>152260668grooming attempt
>>152260909I wish someone would groom me ;^;
>>152260851She auspisticized countless relationships with these sultry lips.
>>152261132
>I refuse to be part of any Discord server that would have me as a member.
>>152261132>>152261150oh gawd i keep forgetting beforan karkat and his 3 girlfriends. what a bliss.
Multiplayer homestuck rts where each player controls 4 kids and has to beat their session as fast as possible.
>>152261150The best part of this is knowing that whoever drew it has no idea how often this situation is used in porn that was made before they were born
>>152261217Kankri had love that went beyond quadrants so thats more impressive methinks
>>152261244didn't knew that. that yapper sure was lucky then.
>>152261187>Grouch Omarxo, Beagle of Puss
>>152261311well alpha kankri aka sufferer did. idk about regular kankri
>>152261357Kankri may had never scored but he will be immortalized on 4chan...
>>152261367Kankri had his dick sucked by Porrim on a cold winter night in 2015.
>>152261369kwab
>>152261232>We call this next trick the Etika Special, and it has to be frame perfect to get to god-tier early
>>152261367>have a 4chan dancestor>the tumblr one gets on the bannerI'm still mad about this, fuck whoever made it.
>>152261357>>152261369well, that makes everything come together.alpha karkat was a chad, and kankri had alien mom issues, neurosis and ptsd. sweet.
Okay, who thought this was a good idea?
>>152261447Amelia Bedelia, what are you doing here
>>152261447i will defend hussnasty with my life
>>152261375>>152261423>Porrim bullies the special needs student, Troll High School circa. Jr. Year.
>>152261585I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>152261447Me, I did. Hussnasty bleeds so much god damn soul it hurts.
>>152261447Its based
>>152260953*brushes your hair*
>>152260829I still think Korpus sucks as a character and should be culled off the story
>>152261447Hussnasty is Good, Actually and I love it when artists try to incorporate it into their own style.
>>152261841He needs a complete story shift. His simping is just kinda sad. I think lily can save him. Just have him attach himself to her as a protector. And since she says she's gay she can explicitly tell him she's not interested romancetically. Some real knights of the round table ass shit. There now he's got something not sad to fight for. Plus alan can speak up for lily in ways mallum can't for ellith because mallum is psycho.
>>152261819>cats instead of bunnies on his pj pants0/10 irredeemable garbage
>>152261841no I wanna see his bratty ass get redeemed first
>Was playing War Thunder earlier.>Enemy team had someone by the name of "ectobiologist" of some sort in the name.>I ask "John?" in the all chat and he replied with a ":B".>Then he revenge killed me after I punched through his Chi-To Late.
I still think Korpus shines as a character and should be hugged and taken care off by a certain gentle and friendly troll.
>>152261447I like hussnasty but yeah those profiles are goofy
>Bard of Rage
>>1522621998ait for wi66lercons
john probably said something about wanting to kiss her off handedly until he remembers. Then Jade will be surprisingly willing to provide.
>>152262243based?
>>152262253lol thank you, im trying to draw prospitcest. But i overestimated my artistic abilities in terms of being able to make many drawings. So this is gonna be sloooooow.
>>152262266Hey man it's cute and good worth the wait
>>152262157wtf I love rageplayers now?!
>>152262266patience is a virtue i 6uess lol
i forgot the fuckin ears!
>>152261585sauce?
I hate korpus and his blatant projection and seethe at highblood trolls that don't even care he exists.
>>152262390mallum...
>>152262390in this house we stand for the Kor and kneel for the Pus
>>152262514uh, korpussy- (gets culled authomatically)
>>152262514Ship korpus to get a great ship name. Codypus. Renitypus. Ellithpus.
>>152262327oh hi dear i am back. ready?
>>152262688ready for what?? what're we doin6? are we makin6 it hapen???
>>152262702i mentioned later i would come back. were also making it happen! >>152257298
Eillth should kill korpus and mallum desu Colsla knows how to treat a girl right.
>>152262199hello skye
>>152262390I like people with problems they created for themselves It will make Ellith tearing him a structurally superfluous new behind all the more satisfying when he realizes he brought it on himself for flying off the handle Then Junice can catch him on the rebound, trust the plan
>>152262727cool. okay, then i'm ready i 6uess
>>152262759milk colered blood hands typed these words.
>>152262809i will copy and paste what i wrote in my notes:what helped me is that i kind of understood the fact that yeah. i was different from most people, most people wouldn't understand me, so what was left was to understand myself, take care of myself. little things like making your bed when you wake up every day are great things to start with, it makes you better at doing things and when you don't want to do it. dicipline is importante bla bla bla you get it. if you still have those anger issues you mentioned i would recomend doing some meditation, if helps you build your discipline and i find it calming personally. don't degrade yourself, you're Strong dude, many victims of trauma like you repeat what happened to them, creating this cycle of sorrow and hurt. but you're no a bully or those other things. be proud of that. that's all i can think for now.
>>152262873well thank you for the advice and kind words anon. i do, despite drawin6 every day for 100 days, not really have a stron6 sense of discipline, so i 6uess i could pro8a8ly work more on that. that *would* pro8a8ly improve my life in, at the very least, a small amount
>>152262967say you will do it. okay? tomorrow you will make your bed when you wake up, it's a start. do it for me and you.
>>152263029i 6uess i will. no harm in it i suppose. it definitely is a start, which is always a 6ood thin6 8)
we should cancel him for this
>>152263246I miss the Hussie who called Tauhid Bonida a nigger
>>152263324Probably the nicest thing he's said about nepeta
>>152258317>ugh this pc has too much ram and the graphics cards are too advanced.
>>152263523there is 8eauty in simplicity anon
>>152262243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8dKVbP1Nzo
>>152263523P-Paizuri hole....
Highbloods owe me sex.
>>152263523>>152263646PITS
>>152263604i tried paizuri irl with a hooker, you know. it's overrated. pretty fun but thrusting up and down is tiring.
>>152263731Self report. Get some exercise buddy.
>>152263755are you implying that if i was in better shape i would be able to get paizuri'd to completion without tiring? im not even fat...
>>152263755paizuri is sinful and 6ay. fuckin6 pussy is waaaaaaay 8etter. pro8a8ly.
>>152263771You don't have to be fat to be out of shape. Exercise is important and helpful in all situations.
>>152263777why would paizuri be sinful and why would i care when im having sex with a hooker in the first place?
>>152263833oh yeah. i 6uess so. i mean it's not sinful, i was exa66eratin6, 8ut it seems way too... porn-y. Like scissorin6; it's only done for an audience, and isn't really that 6ood. i'm more of an ass 6uy myself so may8e i'm just 8iased
my faves are either nepeta and feferi or aradia and sollux .
>>152259714So you mean... like her dream self?
first for ellith's tiny nuts
>>152263895PUFFYELLITHPUSSY
>>152263905those are her plump nuts anon don't be rude
>>152263909that's clearly a puffy pussy ready to clamp down on your cock
>>152263912plump troll nuts ready to shoot caramelslop inside of (You)
>Wanted to draw today.>But finally have a PC I can play games with.Its awful.
>>152263931>ugh more trollslop>slurp slurp
>>152263939just flip a coin looooool
>>152263523Why does she have a belly button despite the fact there are grubscars... Is she trying to be human?
>>152264003trolls should have all sexy human features>bu-i don't care
>>152264003In before "it's actually a scar, she's been impaled through the stomach"
>>152264003because belly buttons on toned navels are cute
>>152263939Draw then game It's that shrimple >>152264014 >>152264026Stupid sexy fucchia trying to be sexy (human)>>152264022Stupid sexy fuchia cannot avoid a spear
>>152264014>bellybutton>sexyfreaky ass nigga>>152264026gay>>152264022gay and jewish and gay
patiently waiting to see ellith manga page stream like it was rain in the sahara desert.
>>152264042you calling me a freak when you the one who don't enjoy a good tummy fuck off bro
>>152264042this post was made by faggot hands
>>152258317i really like it but i'm not a fan of the orb heads
>>152264056tummies are only sexy when they're plump and chubby. skinnies need not apply>>152264064nuh uh
>>152264080>it's a chubby chaser postingfat bitches are offensively disgusting have some self respect
>>152261447hussnasty was always kino, and it scares the newshitters
>>152264091If she doesn't punish the ground when she walks is she even worth dating
>>152264091faggot take, all women are made for sex>bu-I don't discuss with people who are objectively wrong. If it looks even vaguely female it can get it.
>>152264104this>>152264091faggot. a woman needs to SHAKE the ground when she walks. if her form doesn't have HEFT, is she's not plump as a HEIFER, she doesn't DESERVE sex. She needs to be a MEATY bitch with a little clout. if the physical proportions of the BITCH don't kind of JUT out, she deserves death. I LOVE FAT BITCHES
>>152264066The best artstyle for homestuck imothe dancestor game style. It got the simplified homestuck face features that lack noses and ears
>>152264171I wanna fuck the shit out of VN vriska so bad.Pulling her ponytail while I fuck the everliving shit out of her.
I will write some dialogue for them. This is mostly a panel for panel recreation of the initial "day 40" chapter. But in going to be heavily expanding dialogue to be as wordy as Homestuck proper. And so they look both cuter and younger to fit with their ages. I hope this looks cute :)) lol I can't give up
>>152264091We should lynch you for having such a shit take. Chunky/chubby bitches are perfectly fine.
>>152264091King
>>152264267Crazy how a few coloring choices can ruin a piece of artwork.
>>152264267Schoolmarm god Jade would have been so cute to see post-Sburb.
>>152264318Sorry jade doesn't get to do anything cool now. No one does unless your name is dirk or Vriska.
>>152264331What about John? Isn't he supposed to be transitioning soon?
>>152264339>Hs2>Commit to a plot thread HAHAHAHAHAHI would honestly like June if they just *did* it. But noooo we just need to pretend it's cannon despite it never happening on screen in any medium.
>>152264331It's not cool. It's just cute.
>>152264351>June is the So Sorry of HomestuckI'm laughing at how well it fits
>>152264352They can't even let jade do anything cute.
>>152264398Then they've failed.
>>152264351The only way I'll accept them doing June is if it's one of the many selves John becomes aware of after going Ultimate. It's the perfect crowning subversion for the subversive pile of garbage that is post-canon content. But they'll never do that, because the people who forced June into existence in the first place would fucking kill them for it.
>>152264304Lighting scares nu-gen artists.
>>152264418I was talking about (almost) everyone being brown and brunette. But yes, that too.
>>152264415Ultimate John is never happening. But also ultimate John will happen next update I promise. Either way. I think candy John becoming June is fine. Like who gives a fuck about candy John be honest.
>>152264283We should lynch you for bringing standards down.
>>152264414What is the source of this? I saved it some many threads ago and found nothing. Are you, the person posting the image, aware of it?
>>152264445Afraid you won't measure up?
>>152264398The only one that gets to be cute is Davekat cause yaoi.
>>152264455Koitaksu or whatever.
doomed but still got the sauce for me.
>>152264439Yes, that would be just fine. Which is why it won't happen like that. But again, neither will June at this rate.
>>152264198So true anon>>152264267I would be fine with brown Harley's because they're islanders, but good lord, what the fuck happened to the rest? Dirk isn't even blonde, that's a darker hair color. But I do like brown haired Roxypicrel
>>152264576Lowkey i remember seeing a comic of Dave making fun of john for being a hispanic who doesn't know anything any spanish and calls himself mexican. That shit is just wayyyyy to funny to me. John is always white in his heart, but him being hispanic. Or i guess brown enough to pass as a hispanic and his dad to think he is. Jade and jake are probably the only kids with any melanin in them going by how they talk at least.
>>152264456Ill post mine if you post yours.
i dig this human version a lot. sol lowkey looking like john vasquez hah.
i know a few black guys who have read homestuck and they always say the kids are white as helli guess its only the chicks pushing for black kids lmao
>>152264763their all white cause hussie is the biggest white guy ever!
>>152264763I always picture them like the future humans at the end of Forever War (which even predicted the gay singularity 50 years ago): everything is so homogenized that everyone is the same light shade of brown and there are no distinguishing racial characteristics
>>152264532Cough
>>152264351Felt inspired to do a shitpost but quickly realized just how much of a fucking nothingburger June is. I can't come up with anything to finish the meme. A potential meme for a potential woman.
You know what's got even more potential than JuneHussie disowning everything post-Homestuck and starting over Star Wars style
>>152265044True slanderers will make up points to throw shade to characters
>>152265238Finally, some real slander
Lost 40 on the rams, I'm beating up my john plush.
>>152265512I wish I could get into Football. Just so boring.
>>152265238Alright, you gave me some ideas.
>>152265238i would have gone with "give me retcons or i retire" but this is still great
>>152265591oh speak of the devil lmao
>>152263877even more
>>152265590Yo mama boring
>>152265622Yo mama's so fat Lord English looked at her and said DAAAAAAAAAAYUM.
>>152259363Here you go, send it off to him.I miss ClipStudio.
>>152265512>>152265622eagles taking it this year
>>152265734why is jake a special kind of retard
>>152265610I also thought of "Give me fanfiction or I retire" but ended up choosing otherwise for reasons I can't fathom. Perhaps that may have been better. Perhaps not. I'm gonna do like the HSBC team and just not think about it.
>>152259019I can read it fine.
>>152265748Epic
late but lol
>>152265734I love Jake.
>>152266078we know, jane
>>152266061If you have those quest bedsheets, don't go to sleep ever again
lel
Today i started my project in earnest. And as is the fate of all artistic hubris, it was shot down. Smiting was its only fate, though that says nothing of the actual project itself. I am going to continue to try and do this. But it also mean's i have to reread more act 6 for as much accuracy, and most mindful deviations from canon as possible. And that is perhaps the most daunting prospect of all. But i hope the forum users like what comes out of it at least.
>>152266461Don't let your dreams be memes
>>152266481can't give up....prospitcest NEEDS me. Dersecest has bunches of more content.... i must do this.
>>152266461We shall see
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>>152266666Holy Digits batman...
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>>152266666fuck off my thread satan
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>>152266778That's all for now, hope you enjoyed. Imma go watch south park now
What if she was beaver.
>>152266968I'm imagining the muscular control it would take to wag that tail
>>152266666legendary get
>>152266968She looks extra plappable
>>152266666kek
Which Homestuck has the smelliest farts?
>>152267242>Imagine the smell
>>152267273probably smells like lavender
>>152267290time to make it smell like me
>>152267273smells like lavender, books/library and rain
mmmm ellith stink
>>152264887>everyone is the same light shade of brown The comic outright calls them pink a few times, they're all straight from Agartha.
>>152267242Rose would wear pads and a helmet
>>152267385Ah, pink, it's been a long time since I last read it
>>152267272>don't ask me to draw something like this again>still chose to draw it instead of saying no
>>152267273>nylon>polyester>fresh sweat>faint hint of lavender>something slightly sour in the background
Thoughts on they?
>>152267792ApprovedShotas are for onee-sans
>>152267816But thats not a shota! Thats a loli!
>>152267877Well that's probably fine too
musclebeast feferi.
>>152267977Ohio Go zimus.
>>152267928>Eridan's hope ray simply bounces off her
>>152267441They're having so much funHow long before Jade lets on she isn't wearing panties?
>>152268076She doesn't have to, her strong natural smell will let him know
>>152268104With that long skirt? Not unless they're in an enclosed room with no airflow. Nah she has to flutter that shit, do a flip.
>>152268076she does a pirouette and John notices when the dress spins outward
>>152267977Gomenasai to you too, Dirk-Sama.
>>152267792finish ur drawings
So does Dave unironically know how to play football or does he just try to pretend.Is Superbowlstuck a thing?
my plush jade arrived, she so cute and big
>>152268375I opened up this image and got blinded by the wrath of God from your window.
>>152268452im a light player
>>152264763I’ve seen some black men push it too, so it ain’t just women. But yeah it’s pretty fuckin true that they do act pretty white, which makes fanart where they’re all brown look so ridiculous in hindsight
Hussie’s fans (including his wife) are all filthy pedos who jerk off to fluffy abuse and hurtcore porn and I hope every one of them get shot in the fucking face tomorrow.
>>152268602dave saying the n word in his blog genuinely took all of the melanin from his already white body. hes insanely white.
>>152268627I’m sure Kendrick Lamar’s concubines are very proud of you for this post.
>>152268627>dave saying the n word in his blogI thought he said wigger?
>>152268640That's Eridan saying wwigger.
>>152268631little shrimp
>>152268336oh shit 17776, I always read Juice as my inner Dave voice, 10 was a mix of Jade and Rose, and 9 was John
>>152267792Defunnyization
>>152267273>>152268104if you think about it, the girls wouldn't stink that bad, john and dave though, both stuck on their humid ass room all day, getting sweaty just from typing. dave's even worse, he lives on an not ventilated apartment with another sweaty man.but that isn't hot unless you're a shota-shark who gets hard from the smell of little boys.
>>152268736>jade>smelling nice
>>152268826jade smells like pumpkins and kindness :}
Is Tumblr still a thing or has it become as irrelevant as MySpace?
>>152264267NEED.... SEX WITH 8ROWN LOLI>>152264445our fatty world 8e6ins>>152264198no anon you just wanna have sex with undyne. you wanna have sex with this creature. don't deny her anon. her weird les8ian fish features are waitin6
this 6uy is my fan-castin6 for live action je68ert
>>152268888>our fatty world 8e6ins...you only making your image wor2e. fir5t you were a faggot...now youre fat
>>152268879Its a shadow of its former self since the porn ban back in the day. But theres still plenty of people on it
uhhh technical difficulties disallowed me from postin6 this yesterday. i *did* draw it yesterday and not today trust.anyways, it esd the 102 day of drawin6 aranea. so yeah.>>152268896hey hey hey i was NEVER a fa66ot and i'm not fat. i'm just 8i6 8oned and a little chu88y. i swear it's 60% muscle MINIMUM which is like... 180 pounfd of musclr accordin6 to my calculations
>>152268915...fat faggot
>>152268920I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT!!!!!! 8C
>>152268926...po2t weigher photo wi5 paper
>>152268936no. YOU post the wei6her photo. how do i know the pot isn't callin6 the kettle 8lack, huh? may8e YOU'RE fatjectin6 onto me. you ever consider that?
>>152257124Problem Sleuth is actually better than Homestuck.
>>152268879It's more niche and in steady decline now but still waaay above myspaceFunnily enough it has also gotten much because ever since all the biggest basket cases have migrated to other ecosystems like twitter
>>152268954nepeta tailsa8er?
>>152268888hello. did you make your bed today already?
>>152268994oh darn almost for6ot lol. i'll do that shit somewhere 8etween 30-60 minutes from now i 6uess. thanks for the reminder 8)
>>152268845Pre-sburb Jade smells like dirt and sweat from living on a tropical island. Post-sburb Jade smells like dog.
>>152268896strangest combination of characters ive seen in recent days, what on earth does Eikichi have to do with Chris
>>152269014do you think she ever learned how to wipe or was bec licking her clean every time
>>152269020I'm upset by this reply. Not because I find it disgusting, but because I didn't think of it first.
>>152268999nuh uh you have to do it now darling! you have to do the things you don't want to do, thats how you build discipline!
>>152269023the real question is did she have to learn from john on the meteor. because i don't really think you'd just stumble upon proper bathroom etiquette on the internet especially as a child. Do you think John helped her wipe or was she just walking around smelling dank. or did SHE lick herself like a dog?
>>152267792Time for some /LL/
>>152267792okay 8ut who's rapin6 who?>>152269029i just did, and wow that was easier than i expected. for some reason
hey does anyone know who this 8a8e is? she was posted a thread or two a6o
>>152269035It's just /l/ bro, there was never a /ll/ board
>>152269096there should've been
>>152269088Pretty sure thats the wife of that guy who used to make 3d davejade smut. Like 5% sure thats her
>>152269045aw thats really cute. you needed some motivation darling.
>>152269101I see where you're coming from but desu there are no pronounced arguments between different types of lolifags the same way solo/gay shota vs straight shota required division into /sm/ and /ss/
Good morning /HSG/ I have plenty of time to continue my prospitcest works. I kinda crashed last night after my second post. But that's ok I'm back at full strength. I'll also write the dialogue logs, I started them last night but never finished. Hope you are all well
>>152269127i'm not cute 8aka i'm manly and ru66ed like a 8ear!!
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>>152269207where's the jade and rose one? it's dubiously canon after all
>>152269198god-appealing shit
>>152269088I navigated the archives for a bit and every fucking time someone asked who it was the unfunny pricks in the thread would just say Jade. No help there. I too would love to know.
>>152269219Jade rose probobly has the least amount of screen time of any of the ships of the main 4. I feel like people only started hard core shipping it after hussie made rose a lesbian so that was the only option to ship with one of the beta kids.
>>152269237isn't she Bi though?
>>152269248That's a whole can of worms I don't wanna get into frankly. It doesn't really matter anyway. What does matter is the fandom *thinks* she's a lesbian, so in the greater culture the only acceptable ships is jaderose.
>>152268893I don't know, he looks like a clown
>>152269296in that case he should 8e nannasprite instead. i can see it personallywait wait wait would a live action homestuck use 8lack people for the dersites or would that 8e politically incorrect
>>152268888don’t talk to me.you and your wasted quads.
>>152268888>araneafag got quad 8swhat does it mean
>>152269516Built for flamboyant violet twinks
>>152269206hehe it doesn't matter what you look like, ill love you anyways.
>>152269088That's BreedingDuties wife.
>>152269657I don't know if that makes me respect him or hate him more. Got a source?
>>152269694/aco/ doesn't have an archive to my knowledge.
>>152269600it means i am and always will 8e ri6ht in everythin6 i say>>152269638thank you anon <>? <3??
>>152269773well you could always use archive.moe
>>152269773https://desuarchive.org/aco/
what should the next thread's theme 8e?
idk. Which homestuck girl has the biggest tits, lol
>>152270147canonically jane
>>152270119condy
>>152270147Trolls: Condy by proportionality. Otherwise, Fef.Humans: Jane.
what should the qott 8e? i can't think of one
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