Where's the SheVenom anon now, huh?
>>152274318more like the WhoreVenom desu
>>152274318I'm right here. But you best believe that it only means exactly the bare fucking minimum. And this is a fucking variant, so you know it's just the first signs of a laborious drip feed of it.Nah man. Not falling for this shit.I'll do what I have BEEN doing which is buying, count 'em, ZERO Marvel books. And I will continue to do so.I will let you know when I buy this shit. And guess what? That isn't going to be for a fucking long amount of time.
>>152274318Fucking finally!!!!
>>152275209>I will let you know when I buy this shit. Do you have my email or at least my Facebook?
>>152274318If that’s just the cover then it doesn’t count
Why don't they do cool stuff like this in the actual comic?
Welcome, I see you just got here yesterday. These are called variant covers, they're even less representative of the issue than the main covers and only idiots buy them. Also, you'll never read anything good from Marvel or DC, save your time and give up.
>>152274318>female Venomdisgusting>All-New VenomShould've been Carol
>>152274318Who gives a shit about some variant cover?Unless she looks like this (or peter style black suit at least) in the actual comic, it does not count.
>>152275298Why would Carol be Venom? Venom is a Spidey office character and Captain Marvel is a Marvel Heroes office character.
>>152275359Nat had a symbiote, plus Carol started out in the Spidey office and was there until ~2014
>>152274318Not enough slime for me.
>>152274318Whats stopping venom from spawning a new Symbiote to keep MJ glued together so he can fuck off back to Flash or Eddie?
>>152275306Based. Anne and MJ are the types to wear that costume. Gold has never really been associated with her anyway. And she would have eyelashes on her symbiote eyes as well. Perhaps to differentiate them would be Anne having the black color and MJ having the MvC Venom color. She after all, likes Spidey's bright and blue costume (60's Romita coloration) the best. But that might be just one way if both Anne and MJ were She-Venom. Another way would be for MJ to perhaps have larger breasts, a cleft chin, and/or a belt hanging on her waist that is perhaps made from symbiote goo and teeth for each belt loop or a tongue that goes through black belt loops made from the symbiote. Or it could just be an extra web cartridge/spider-signal belt that Spidey has that is redone to have a symbiote logo rather than a spidey one. Kinda interesting how many outfits MJ has with belts. I know she sometimes wears the pants in the relationship but this is getting ridiculous. It's precious cargo that belt is protecting. Or maybe she wears a belt/choker on her neck. Ah that's another good differentiator. MJ would have a white strip/choker around her neck while Anne does not.These are simplistic ideas but guess what? The black costume is a delicate design that needs subtle touches and MJ hasn't ever been a superhero before.>>152275247Weird. I don't know what your sarcasm is aimed at specifically.
>>152276419Venom used up all its reproduction ability decades ago. You have cloning or other shenanigans to get more of them.
>>152276583>Weird. I don't know what your sarcasm is aimed at specifically.I want to stay in contact, pal. When you feel happy. Maybe we could have an iced tea.
really funny bit that marvel has to constantly have her with the symbiote off to show LOOK IT'S MJ because they have no fucking way to sell it if she was full symbiote
>>152277166Because it looks cooler that way. Even Eddie would have the head partly retracted at times.
>>152276947Sleeper came after Mania. Marvel doesn't give a fuck about lore anymore. Case in point, Dylan just being able to grow to Venom's size for no reason and ANV being possible.>>152277860Yeah but it wasn't as constant as this is. Plus, it works better when She-Venom is used. When it isn't, it looks awkward and fetish-y. Marvel are trying to test how "progressive" their "customers" really are. And since I assume ANV variants haven't been selling since the design sucks and MJ being tied to it is dumb, they are that desperate that they are doing this cover. All their "customers" are speculators who only buy valuable shit and women characters need sex appeal covers or covers with major plot points tied to them associated with good stories. It's why Adam Hughes and Dave Stevens do big valuable numbers when their best covers are resold. I wish there were more tasteful women covers like Elektra assassin that weren't purely sex appeal but hey, that's the reality and I'm fine with this fact too. Women look like women and men look like men. Muscled women look off sometimes, I'm sad to say. It's just weird seeing a skull shape that is smaller and designed to be more cute for a man to like, be placed on a jacked body that is proportionally awkward. But whatever, some like hyper shit and I don't get why. Just don't force your shit onto Spider-Man I say to the Marvel morons. And monstergirls are hardly niche. So I'm not a hypocrite. Sci-fi has had it for quite a while. Recent years have just made more monstrous but still feminine women more popular.>>152277119Sorry man, I'm strictly a 4chan-only. I'm a bit paranoid about social media and it is another thing to be committed to. Plus if I had one, I'm not about to link it here. Might as well put a sign saying "open season for all schizos to ruin my life" if I did that. I'd rather chill right now. My life is kinda stagnant and I need to motivate myself towards other things.
>>152278080Mania is a clone, who was bioengineered to make copies of itself like Carnage naturally can. Symbiotes couldn’t ever reproduce on demand.
>>152278080>Sorry man, I'm strictly a 4chan-only. I'm a bit paranoid about social media and it is another thing to be committed to. Plus if I had one, I'm not about to link it here. Might as well put a sign saying "open season for all schizos to ruin my life" if I did that. I'd rather chill right now. My life is kinda stagnant and I need to motivate myself towards other things.What if we just start with a phone call or FaceTime? I could motivate you. I could wear a symbiote suit and tell you nice things about yourself.
>>152274688kys kike
>>152278110Erm...you're making me uncomfortable. Ok this is getting weird. I'm gonna go.>*leaves thread*>*creates entire tumblr centered around this experience and a 10 page long twitlonger post as well as a detailed HR report to anon's job, robbing anon of their livelihood*>>152278093Yeah and Sleeper came out of Venom. Not Mania. I dunno how Mania works but Sleeper came out of Venom after I'm pretty sure they already wrote that Venom couldn't reproduce anymore. So they retconned it. Carnage and the Life Foundation symbiotes were the last ones. Mania was a clone so that works out. But yeah Costa decided to just retcon it or say Venom can make another one because he said so.
>>152278500Carnage also pumped out quite a few kids, but Cates addressed this years ago. The symbiote hive mind acts in anticipation of catastrophic events, even Dylan was born this way.
>>152278500I don't have a job
>>152275359He's a tranny that beats off to women looking like men.
>>152278705So then MJ Venom should be okay.
>>152278080correctlike this cover is the perfect example. it's a generational cross-over, every support character, even threw jimmy on the chopper but had to put MJ in the forced symbiote, not even as jackpot (because that was also a total failure)
>>152278821>2 Venoms
>>152278853There's two Supermen (Superboy) on this cover too, and one is punching Vulture of all people. None of it really makes any sense, besides cramming characters in.
>>152278821>Eddie eating Lex Luthor’s assBesides, the real turd here is Rek-Rap, at least MJ is a character people care about
>>152278520Ok. That sucks. Hopefully that changes.>>152278907Kaare kinda sucks now. Dunno why but the new artstyle is just off-putting.
>>152278947He probably asked "Who is the Bizarro of Spider-Man?" and decided it fit better than Spidercide.
