How do you explain patreon losses due to exchange rates to a garou?
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>>152281130Is this a new video clip?
>>152281135Oops, that's Norway. Here's Sweden.
>>152281130Aw man, you got me excited because I thought a new video had come out. Oh well.To answer your question, I honestly don't know if it's possible to explain more than the absolute barebones basic economic principles to a woof - anything beyond "trade funny metal coins and paper for things" is probably too much for those adorably fuzzy idiots.
>>152281162It's from the recent Patreon update. We got details about Chapter 6, as well as a few snippets of upcoming supplemental videos:>H:tP 5.4 - The Second Inquisition (introduction to the Coalition)>H:tP 5.5 - Grimal Audiolog>Norfolk Wizard Game Chapter 4>GAMER PODCAST 2Also they're having money problems again, though this time it's because what they're getting from Patreon isn't as much as it was previously thanks to USD losing international value.
>>152281213>>H:tP 5.4 - The Second Inquisition (introduction to the Coalition)>>H:tP 5.5 - Grimal Audiolog Sounds good to me.>>Norfolk Wizard Game Chapter 4Definitely good I I wanted more of that.>>GAMER PODCAST 2What is PODCAST 1?>Also they're having money problems again, though this time it's because what they're getting from Patreon isn't as much as it was previously thanks to USD losing international value.USD losing international value?What?
>>152281316>What is PODCAST 1?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY3orph5YKg
>>152281316>USD losing international value?Have you been avoiding any american news for the past year?
>>152281373 Oh you're talking about the Tariff Wars and black male that's happening on the basis now which makes us money not useful as much internationally yeah I can see now how that might be a problem if they're getting money from Americans a bunch..I am Canadian.
>>152281316You can see on the graph>>152281169, the value of dollar getting lower in relation to other coins.The patreon money goes to dolars -> theirs coins.So the money they get is lower because now dollars are worth less.> Okay but why the dollar is worth less now?Short answer: Trump.Long Answer: A number of reasons related to: predictability, confidence, and interest rates that circle back to the way Trump does politics, is a lot of stuff actually.
>>152281213>Grimal AudiologGod dammit she really is the ghoul, isn't she
>>152281728 Did they make that themselves or is this someone's fan art?
>>152281740If she isn't the ghoul then she's definitely something else. Bitch got backhanded by a war form Garou through a wall and was fine enough to crawl away.
>>152281740I mean, weren't we just kind of pretending she wasn't. Even with the laziest cross referencing of her name and a WoD lore database one could come up with the connection.
>>152281753Crazy on model fanartist by the name of Ataleii
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>>152281833>Weirdo...
>>152281130Pretty easily. Now, if it were a garou from the Red Talon tribe...not so easily. They're not DUMB...they're just not very..."sophisticated".
>>152281740You didn't actually believe the Harry theory, did you?
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>>152282857To be fair it was an interesting theory, even if Harry is too much of a non-character to have that level of importance.
>>152281213>trump killed hunter the parentingwill this be the end of his presidency?
>>152281402>black maleyou mean blackmail
>>152283457It's not enough to kill it just hinder it. It's the wages of two staff. They'll probably put new projects on the back burner and cut some fat off things already in the pipeline.
>>152283579This guy turning out to be the crazy radio guy was nuts considering he's a Rank 6 (think the top tier) woof of the Black Spiral Dancers
>>152283464Yes I'm pretty sure I do because I don't know why it said that..
Somebody order a black male?
>>152283629Yeah, revealing the goofy advertising shitpost voice one of the biggest, strongest villains in WoD was such a good bit. may unironically be a ploy to get people not to skip the ads
>>152281130Good girl!
>>152284068What kind of fucking degenerate skips the ads, we get so little content as it is and Ogre actually puts in the effort to make them entertaining that the thought of anyone skipping them disgusts me.
>>152285119I don't care if it's in goofy guy I know voice. I'm not consuming a fucking ad for anything
>>152285182They barely even register as ads, honestly. Unless you think "they come without AGGRESSIVE FUNGUS unlike our competitors" was meant to be an unironic selling point and not just a goofy joke
>>152281130Why is Redman such a bully magnet?>>152281213Any release dates? Also>USD losing international valueSheesh, that's funny>Grimal AudiologLiterally just made her out as the ghoul meta-wise
>>152282857>>152283420It's such a strong theory, but yeah like I said Harry is given too little light as anything other than a literal NPC to be anyone relevant (for now).Fuck, AMANDA got more screen time than Harry
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK'S CUNT ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING IN OGRE POPPENANG'S SERIESES EXCEPT FOR MATILDAGIVE ME MORE MATILDA YOU CACTUS-FUCKING FAGGOT
Fuck I love this show but they're so SLOW. I hope they get past the hurdle
>>152285891if they havent gotten over the hurdle in 10 years they wont ever get over the hurdle
I bought the core rulebook for werewolf the apocalypse today
>>152285887More 'Tilda is a good thing>>152285923Probably not, but they didn't monetize heavily back during TTS so hopefully they can be a bit more successful. I feel like success ruins people though, so I'm conflicted.>>152285956Which one?
>>152285956dang sorry to hear that
>>1522859715th editionI've heard it made some unpopular changes but they weren't selling the previous editions and I hate online shopping
Perhaps I should commission someone to do a series like this for the lesser-known World of Darkness / Chronicles of Darkness lines...
>>152286165>5th editionSorry for your loss brother, for what it's worth it's certainly playable. You could always just pirate the PDFs but I love the feeling of the books too. Weird that 20th wasn't being sold though.>>152286272I feel like that would be expensive, even if the actual work of the animation is likely not very expensive in this series (more for the vibe) the quality of the writing, voice acting, and SFX is probably not cheap.
>>152286165>I hate online shoppingI feel you there, but I've found it near impossible to find certain things (mostly spare hardware parts and electronic adapters/cables) in brick and mortar shops. Though if your adamant about not using an online shop, I guess now's the time to take a road trip to Wisconsin
>>152282243Cue liking your own face.
>>152286165>5th edition WerewolfDepressing
>>152285843>Why is Redman such a bully magnet?He’s a FUCKIN NERD!
>>152281213>GAMER PODCAST 2How are they gonna swing that if Marckus is currently Umbra'd?
>>152288216Woof gamer video
>>152287615That's mean>>152288216>>152288348>Matilda goes into the pack's sept>It has wifi and a more modern gamer rig than Markus's>the glass walker tries to question Markus over what he knows while they play videogames or something but they get too invested to actually do anythingIt would be kino
>>152281213Which one supposed to be next?
>>152289360Which ever one gets finished first
>>152281130Is she yelling at him to shut up
>>152289590YesMarkus is going into autistic detail about how tf2 will not be a success for valve due to them getting rid of the military style
>>1522893605.4 or Norfolk Episode 4. Likely 5.4 is supposed to be out in a few weeks>>152289621Matilda would probably yell at him to speak English Awakened Markus soon I hope
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>>152290332Or the podcast, the Patreon update did say they were torn between releasing that or Norfolk next.
>>152292604I know they do it because they want to have a few episodes done at a time, but holy fuck does that make the plot glacial
>>152293045On some level that is a benefit, since it lets people stew on plot points and appreciate characters as they are given more form (such as how Matilda has become treasured because she is sexy woof lady instead of just sexy maid lady). And their update schedule is just consistent enough that people stay interested without the series running into the TADC problem of insane fujo shippers coming in to talk about headcanons built upon headcanons since they've exhausted all other discussions to be had.However, I would give my left asscheek to get episodes more frequently. I know things are tough for them and I certainly don't blame Ogre Poppenang at all, since it is just a free YouTube show, but the wait between episodes is absolutely agonizing when I'm so hyped from the supplemental material.
>>152293462I agree with this 200% anon don't you worry. I'm happy with the way things are, I just FUCKING HATE waiting a year between episodes, especially since episodes won't be 50 minute kino animations anymore, unless they turned around on that stuff. Fuck I want episode 6 and 7 to be long
>>152293462>without the series running into the TADC problem of insane fujo shippers coming in to talk about headcanons built upon headcanonsWho would they even talk about, there's really no one for a fujo to latch onto
>>152294884This show is genius for including it's own fujo ship for people to latch into and filtering out shippers and there's amanda and matilda now even if we know Matilda thinks Harry is hot
>>152295510Wouldnt Matilda finding Harry hot be taboo among woofs?
>>152295562Possibly. And possibly it's the taboo that makes it more alluring.
>>152295562>Taboo amongst wolvesThe thing about Werewolf 5th Ed is that the Red Talons, still racist and mostly wolf-centric, have accepted many more human members because of dwindling populations and difficulty managing wolves with Garou blood. So, it's *slightly* taboo because Talons are racist chuds who hate humans still, but it's much less taboo than if the show took place using W20 Before the apocalypse happened in 2004 . We'll have to see when the other tribes get brought up, because it's possible they'll be sticking to old tribes in which case the more human accepting faction of Talons haven't had the time to really get into it. Also, Garou are extra not pushed towards having acceptable children in 5th and late 20th as the fight has BEEN over. Even if it were taboo, absolutely no one would actually care since any Werewolf who's old enough to be thinking about it being taboo is already a depressed mess.>>152295795Possibly this too, it was also non-canon art.
>>152282857Harry theory?
>>152296308Some anon posted in a previous thread, which another anon saved but I didn't iirc, that he thought Harry was the ghoul because he was the perfect silent background character and the only one of the gang to actively try to prevent Masquerade breaches in a short summary. He had more evidence and detail and it was a fascinating theory but I just can't see it working out for the good of the story
>>152296832>Lose to fucking MarkusLol
>>152296832>boy>Nah I’d winYou mistake his kindness for weakness. Boy shot a bitch and helped Door load boar carcasses. He’d fold you if not for his more trusting and gentle disposition. Even if he didn’t, you’d have to worry about what the rest of the family would do to you for hurting him.
>>152296832>not including Horse>not giving Horse his own tierYour death will come slowly
>>152297182Horse is so horrifying a prospect to fight he isn’t included. He transcends tiers entirely.
>>152286165>5thAn actual real mtf told me it was "too pozzed to do anything fun with" and ended the campaign after one session
>>152297182>>152297201>Fight Horse>He metamorphoses into a Broly and beats the shit out of you then banishes your soul to superhellBad idea>>152297788Nice double Get I FUCKING MISS THEM SO MUCH BROS . Yeah it's pozzed, but it retains enough about what Werewolf is that you can sort of spin it into something worth using. It's built to be anti-chud though and W20 is almost entirely better unless gimmick dice turn you on
>>152296270>The thing about Werewolf 5th Ed is that the Red Talons, still racist and mostly wolf-centric, have accepted many more human members because of dwindling populations and difficulty managing wolves with Garou blood.You mean I have a slightly better chance at hooking up with a Garou now!?
>>152298198Yes, also because Kinfolk don't exist so the odds of making a Garou are about the same everywhere. It just happens (tm) by mostly random chance in those with Garou blood. 5th is a bit cagey with it.>Slightly betterEh, they're more uncontrolled violent savages in 5 when they frenzy compared to before and they sort but yes, yes you can. If you want to fuck the actual wolves though? They're comparatively much rarer now so the Lupus-born GF/BF is still unlikely even if they're no longer racist chuds who hate humans
>>152286165>I hate online shoppinghave you tried just downloading it online? Hell you could probably find the older editions pdfs on /tg/ if you know where to look
>>152298156>He metamorphoses into a Broly and beats the shit out of you then banishes your soul to superhellMy WoD knowledge is pretty mediocre at best, but what is Horse exactly? A changeling, right? How bad are those to death with?
>>152298666He's a Fallen most likely. Basically a Demon (from the Bible, not from the Umbra which are more like malevolent spirits) and Demonic Lores are complete bullshit. Horse is prophetic so he must be quite up there compared to a usual PC.
I what more fanart.
This thread is filthy and must be purged
>>152299430Of who?
HtP has inspired me to look more deeply into the White Wolf universe, and it's absolutely fascinating. Like today I learned that there are hunters out there that are just straight up serial killersband rapists that focus on vampires and werewolves and the like because they see it as less morally reprehensible to stab new fuckholes into a changeling since they're "not really people".
>>152299870They're not wrong
>>152299870Is this the hunt club or Ashwood Abbey?
>>152299870>>152300059Sounds like Ashwood, CofD isn't quite White Wolf oWoD but it's cool enough. I know Ogre isn't going to use CofD but Lost is rather popular so we might get a mix
>>152299870> HtP has inspired me to look more deeply into the White WolfSame, so far my favorite Hunter has to be the old man who makes the Camarilla run whenever he is spotted in the area.
Is this based on WoD?QRD?
>>152288216It'd just be another past recording
>>152300652WoD fan project audio drama / lore exploration featuring a family of zany hunter characters with various motivations and perspectives on the hunt. It's neat, animation is an acquired taste but the voice acting and audio work is certainly good
Big D vs. Tigtone, who survives?
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>>152300586They did say they were basically taking bits and pieces they like of all the different versions to make their own take so it's entirely possible
>>152301276They would join forces
>>152301276Most likely Tigtone. Not even Big D has shown (yet) to do shit on the level of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjfwyKpHeAQ
>>152301706Who exactly was planning on eating those 36 hamburgers? No way in fuck was Palmer gonna, he undoubtedly knows what goes into those nasty burgers.
>>152302317Ross.
And how is this /co/ related?
>>152302483western animation
>>152302483I love my cartoon (Web Show) about a /tg/ world. if hazbin hotel and murder drones can be on here why not HTP.
Kitten is gonna die again.
>>152299870Damn, imagine the Htp group finding this out lmao.Door would be two shades of disgusted.Is there a faction for monster lovers, of the non-rapist variety?Asking for a friend.
>>152299870sauce or it's gay and fake
>>152302483Its an animated series.
>>152281130"The Wyrm did it."
>>152281780>Bitch got backhanded by a war form Garou through a wall and was fine enough to crawl away.Which in this setting is evidence of nothing. The characters are a lineup of "We're Just Built Different" monster hunters.I'm not saying she's NOT the ghoul, but that's evidence of nothing except that the cartoon lets characters do cool things, get hurt, and survive.
Hey... did Marcus have a reaction to Mathilda's Crinos form?
>>152303347Nah, Kitten is going to be Griffith’d by Matilda while Marcus watches.
>>152303705I think Markus had a reaction indicative of like either 9 or 10 willpower. Very subdued if any, considering he had the presence to save Brock
>>152301706Need more art of Blair with her 36 hamburgers
>>152303347Door's looking to die first, Kitten I think is going to actually stay alive so they don't retread TTS. And also because he and Markus actually have a good relationship this time and WoD is bleak enough
>>152303687Not really. They tend to work with the established background stuff and what such foes are capable of. Its also been nodded at in plot that Grimal is abnormally strong with other hints implying something weird is up with her rather than it just being a "built different" thing.
>>152303705>>152304436Correct me if I'm wrong but being an Imbued/Mage makes you immune to delirium right?
>>152304990Yesbut imbued are much cooler than those faggot paradoxicucks
>>152304889>Door's looking to die firstI know all the flags are there but I'm dreading it from both an in-universe perspective (Boy has suffered enough, dammit), and from a meta perspective (SuperAnchors does a really good job at voicing Door and I'm not ready to lose his soothing AMERICAN baritone).
>>152299870>stab new fuckholes into a changelingI've been told Changelings are the weakest splat so them getting dunked on by mortal rapists seems right. My question is how would they tell? Changelings are just people with an elf inside.
>>152303404https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Ashwood_Abbey
>>152305334oh wowi would rape me a gutshot garou slut and a bound ventrue maiden
>>152304990Delirium only affects true mortals, yes. Doesn't mean you can't shit your pants though but Delirium actively causes brain fog and escalating dread/fear rather than just a general unwell feeling
>>152305152We're not losing Door his VA is unironically a German lmao though I think if he dies we're getting a small Wraith arc do that he can cope over being supernatural. Or maybe he becomes a stolen moon to help his son, hamstrung can refer to many things
>>152305334My favorite thing about Ashwood Abbey actually comes from the Princess the Hopeful fansplat (the magical girl one), where the Abbey explicitly wants to capture princesses because they think they're cute and it's the closest they can come to indulging in proper pedophilia (since for some reason they have trouble finding young non-humans to fulfill their fucked up kinks).
>>152305524>fansplatWhat are some other good fansplats? I've heard of this one but never any others. Is that because it's the only good one?
>>152306004Princess, Genius is another one, a few anons have made conversion splats for CofD. There's also Sorcerer. Beyond that, I don't know
>>152297036Markus ranked above Kitten and Young Motherfucking Fatigue, no less.
>>152305334I wonder what big D think of this group
>>152306194That is pretty insane. I'm aware he's like 6 foot something, but he's kind of a weak nerd otherwise
>>152306004Beast the Primordial
>>152306892Not a fan splat iirc
>>152305524But aren't princesses still human? I mean, mages are human, aren't they?
>>152306789I wouldnt say he is weak. The guy's still built like a tank and can take a lot of damage
>>152307364We wouldn't know since he's jobbed every physical confrontation we've seen of him thus far except for the Brock choke-out.
>>152307371>he's jobbedTo be entirely fair his matchups have been pretty fucking lopsided. Of all the Licks to take head on he had to pick the one that could snap his spine like a twig, then followed it up by fucking up his legs AND getting his shit kicked in by a fully fed and hopped up on diablerie vamp. He was at a severe disadvantage when Brok decided to start shit, and of course no one could beat my wife Matilda in a straight fistfight.
>>152307484Mike Dragons-Wrath (the wacky radio advertiser guy) would unironically fold Matilda like a pretzel
>>152307546Mike wouldn't touch (our) wife because he's too invested in selling socks atm. His Black Spiral Dancer autism prevents him from acting outside of (his) corporate interest now
>>152307546Shoot him with a ROCKET or I dock your PAY
>>152308844I want to break her in.
>>152307546This does make me wonder, since fans have latched onto Matilda at this point, do you think she might be used as a way to get us to hate the Coalition by way of killing her? Because I can say with utmost certainty I will become straight up murderous if our angry woof wife gets fucked up by anyone, even Big-D (in-universe angry, obviously - I wouldn't get mad at Ogre unless they did a hamhanded job of the death scene, which I trust they wouldn't).
>>152308844those pubes are made for worship
>>152308844Words cannot fucking describe the despair I feel knowing that I will never be a werewolf, nor that I will ever get to fuck a werewolf.
>>152293462Brother, TADC has a faster upload schedule than HTP. It's just that TADC has a much bigger(and more autistic) fanbase
>>152309722>knowing that I will never be a werewolf, nor that I will ever get to fuck a werewolf
>>152310248>Brother, TADC has a faster upload schedule than HTP.For proper episodes, yeah. But In including the supplemental material here.
>>152310661Speak not in riddles, for I am autistic and desperate enough to believe anything you say if it means letting me become a woof and/or fuck a monstrous woof lady.
>>152310689Tyler the Werewolf will lead the way forward
>>152310678TADC is also fuck huge and has a full on animation team, these guys are practically part-timing the series so it's to be expected we aren't going to get 40 minute full animations consistently. That said though, I mald that even the supplementary material doesn't have consistent uploads.>>152310822What possesses a man to do this?
>>152308844wonderful treasure trail and coco flavored skin
>>152311198Spirit, of the distilled and Faustian variety.
>>152311198Its quality each time so I can't complain personally. I don't want something that has a mandated story amount when it has the freedom to not do so.
>>152281130I still have to learn how to sew to make my Matilda cosplay before summer con season. Planning it to be her Homid but be able to put on claws and sacrifice talking for her Glabro form. I don't know how I'd fit it in my backpack without creasing it though. So its making me apprehensive about starting. No I wont bring a suitcase that would require paying.
>>152312071Show it off when it's finished
>>152312150If I do I'll be sure to. I've never sewed before so it's gonna be interesting but thankfully her dress is simple enough and I have my sister who's a great seamstress who's offered a tiny bit of assistance.
>>152311942Truly an argument for demonic possession.>>152311999Fair, likewise. And what little we do get is so kino
>>152281213I'm worried the Coalition might try and recruit Kitten.
>>152309722I'm going to say this once and only once: go to Romania. Spend a month in the woods (Carpathian is best for this purpose), avoid electronics as much as possible. Bring a weapon if you wish (may be useful should you encounter unwanted predators), but do not bring ridiculous plastic tents or high tech camping gadgets. Be vigilant, adopt a nocturnal sleeping schedule, and understand that you can only achieve that which you desire by truly putting everything on the line - your life, your soul, your humanity, all of it. Falter once, and at best you will come out dirty and disappointed, dead at the worst.
>>152313497Do they recruit Kinfolk?
>>152308844Who?
>>152313497Kitten radicalisation arc lets go!
>>152281130So what's the deal with WOD werewolves? I heard they are more powerful than in typical fantasy. O and that previous Owner got put down Because they put Chechnanys mordering gays in the game and People got pissy.
>>152288523Did wifi even exist commercially in 2006?
>>152314257Schizopost, /k/ post, or /x/ post? You decide
>>152315593Wifi routers started getting popular around 2000-2003.
>>152315462Werewolves in WOD are born murder machine ragetards
You know what fucking enrages me the most. The mage stuff was meant to be an easy project right. They have completely like over a dozen sessions from what I've heard.Those fucking videos would take next to nothing to edit its mostly backgrounds and static objects. With barely any animation, it should only take a few hours to slap everything together for a 1.5-2 hour episode.This shit should have been released bi-weekly or fucking at least monthly. This was meant to be something easy to give the channel views right itst simple fun content. But low and fucking behold its been months since we have seen anything. And whats more enraging is with the latest update, they showed that this is like the third or forth video to be released in the future.WHAT THE FUCK MAN this shit is meant to be an easy god damn supplement. You cant have a god damn channel and release videos every couple of months. Youtube will give your channel no fucking engagement anymore. Like even people sub'd to your channel it wont pop up unless you have a bunch of settings on. It wont even show up on your front page let alone the side recommendations.THIS IS SO ENRAGING LIKE HOLY FUCK REEEEEEEEEE ITS EASY AS SHIT TO MAKE ITS BACKGROUNDS AND STATIC OBJECTS THAT YOU CAN EASILY MOVE AROUND. ALL THE FUCKING CHARACTER POSES, ONLY NEED TO BE CREATED ONCE. BECAUSE YOU WILL KEEP REUSING THEM THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH THIS!!!!. HARDLY ANY FUCKING DRAWING IS NEEDED FOR NORFOLK WIZARD GAME THAT WAS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF RELEASING THIS PROJECT.HOW CAN YOU HAVE A TEAM OF OVER A DOZEN FUCKING PEOPLE. AND TALK SO LONG RELEASING FUCKING AUDIOLOGS WITH HARDLY ANY ART NOT EVEN ANIMATION BUT FUCKING ART NEEDED TO CREATE AN EPISODE. LIKE FUCK ME YOU CAN CUT SHIT IN HALF. DROP SHIT ONCE A WEEK WITH PART 1-2 AND DO THE SAME WITH NORFOLK WIZARD GAME EVEN THREE OR FOUR PARTS SO EPISODES ARE 30-45MINS EACH. YOU NEED TO CREATE CONTENT FOR MORE SUBS YOU CANT JUST USE WORD OF MOUTH OR THE SUBS YOU ALREADY HAVE
>>152315462Super strong as fuck furfags with war forms but also big ass wolf forms. They also have magic like a druid but can also have magic like a warlock. All while having insane strength and endurance. Their massive problem is uncontrollable rage obviously and being mentally retarded. Along with massive infighting and autism. Just like in real life furfags greatest enemy isn't vampires or mages/technocratic union sprites/undead and those that control/work with them its not those that work with powers in speesss or the deep deep umbra that even super natural people cant even understand or comprehend. Even their legit greatest enemy an evil corp that has sold its soul to the worm a creature of death sealed away. The people legit destorying&corrupting the planet&nature fucking infecting humans manipulating them poisoning their very fucking soul by making humans overdosee daily on guilty pleasures such as fast food beer medication. These people dont even care about the furfags they laugh at them. They capture furfags to go all angel of death on them with horrific grotesque experiments.Strong as fuck but completely retarded, those that know their weakness even a baseline human hunter. Is able to use that shit to kill them, they just need to be prepared not batman levels. But prepared to fight furfags at anytime HOPEFULLY with a team. Also they are weak to silver and no matter what supernatural creature or magic use. More gun+bullets like shotgun shells that are just a silver casing slug filled with white phosphorus/sodium+potassium metal. Causing the silver to shatter on impact and the willypete/spicy salt to spread&boom internally. Will really fuck a furfag up especially if you're not the only one to start slamming down spicy 8-4ga custom slugs
>>152316350I know woofs being retarded is for balance, because otherwise they'd literally never lose, but it makes me so mad for the very reasons D himself outlined - they make such stupid decisions despite being one of the few groups out there that are genuinely trying to do good (broad scale, at least). It makes me want to fucking slap their fuzzy faces over and over and tell them to stop being retarded, but they'd never ever listen to criticism because they're too set in their ways. I mean fuck, Matilda showed a thousand times more intelligence and cunning than your average Garou, and even then she did retarded shit like mauling Fatigue. Imagine what they could accomplish if they actually tried using their brains for once, the Garou would be literally unstoppable.
>>152315462Take your usual Werewolf (with the super strength and strong regeneration) but turn them into hippy chud druids with nature and spirit powers and give them DnD magical swords and magic items. Yes, they are quite more powerful than your usual strongboy who folds to silver because they're also 100% aware when they're turned into angry furries.>>152316286I'm more surprised they don't release it as an actual liveplay or podcast.
>>152316350>>152316430>Uncontrollable rage and mental retardationNeither are really "true" as it's because they're made by Gaia to kill and the problems they're running into are unironically socio-political while even your most erudite Glass Walker is a couple of fucked situations and some angry words away from ripping and tearing a board room. Werewolves are very strong in packs and they're pretty competent alone, but they're basically fighting off the entirety of human progress and the ensuing ecological catastrophe with relatively low numbers. They can't really win anyway because Banes are unironically running around with cheat codes that the Garou can't actually compete with 1 on 1 and all the important pieces of Pentex can almost solo entire septs were they not busy running the actual company to manage their controlled apocalypse scenario. Pentex itself is everywhere and nowhere at the same time because every big player is doing the schizophrenic rigmarole in the ascension war that is infinitely more important to them than caring about the planet going to shit in 50 years instead of 400 and wageslavery.SpeakerD's clearly got very strong opinions himself on Werewolves that I don't think are entirely accurate though the game is so divisive that arguments like these happen all the time. The entire Garou Nation vs. Pentex conflict is fucked on both sides because neither of the forces are actually human and they both think humans are just tools to be exploited by someone or other. Sure this might be erroneous thinking, but the Garou have their own backed up guilt over the Impergium and how they act with their human family or legitimate fear at what might happen if the Veil is ever pierced and humans start exploiting Gaian and Weaver spirits instead of just Wyrm Banes. There is quite simply no room for wishful thinking from the Garou when Pentex is like 15 years away from starting the Apocalypse at any point in time and Garou can only fight to hold ground
>>152316430>they'd literally never loseWoofs unlike those with true faith or hunters/imbued make magic completely not work or fuck with it. Even a baseline human with some sorcery, like being able to cast basic fire magic. Will fuck a wolf up badly.>MatildaShe is wearing a collar, placed on her by a glasswalker. THE non-retarded furfag's that realized. Hey you know what humans are creating tons of cool shit. Not all of it is raping mother nature, this stuff is really really useful. We should use this technology not only that but we should personalize it with our forms of "magic". To make it far more unique,personalized&secret nature evolves, we slowly evolve. So why cant we you know I mean like let alone using technology right but why can we not also create our own technology thats pure and helpful to nature and society technology thats open for anyone to use. Considering our worse enemy is creating abominations nonstop. That is fully corrupting humanity be it food drink work housing their environment. Literally everything around humanity has something from pentext is injecting super spiritual aids into their very soul.>*AUTISTIC SCREECHING* KILL THE BLACK SPIRAL DANCER SPY&USURPER HE IS CORRUPTING NOT ONLY THIS PACK BUT FURFAGS AS A WHOLE HE WISHES FOR US TO RAPE OUR GODDESS CLAIMING ITS OK BECAUSE THE ENEMY IS DOING IT.>GAS THE GLASSWALKERS RACE WAR NOW, YET AGAIN FOR THE OVER 9000th time against our fellow furfag trying to change,help&progress us. GAIA FORBID WE WILL NOT FALL FOR ONE OF THESE TRICKS AGAIN! THE GREATEST ENEMY AS ALWAYS BROTHERS IS ANOTHER WERECREATURE. THIS IS WHY REPEATEDLY GENOCIDING NOT ONLY ALL OF WEREKIND WAS A GOOD SMART THING. BUT GENOCIDING ALL NONPURE WEREWOLVES IS THE REAL EVOLUTION COME BROTHERS ONCE AGAIN GAS THE GLASSWALKERS RACEWAR NOW ONLY THOSE PURELY DEVOTED TO GAIA SHALL WALK THIS EARTH.>* (つ﹏<。)Crying furfag t-this is why so many are turning to the black spiral dancers (っ˘̩˘̩)っ
>>152316712>like being able to cast basic fireHold your horses there, Wolves only lose their ability to soak against Silver. They can still soak aggravated damage from fire. Yeah, it'll hurt like a bitch, but you're still not going to do enough to make meaningful headway on the fight. WoD isn't built for insane whataboutisms as every splat has some stupid magic to answer other stupid magic, like I'm sure some sorcerer on a magic path can just conjure up a silver spike directly in the Woof's cranium but you'd have to be already an autistic werewolf hunter with magic to find the silver railgun spell. In general splat versus not a splat combat (the way WoD is intended to be played because cross-splatting and pvp was anathema to those writers), Woofs do have the easiest time murdering goons. Hell, they still get raped by high level fomori anyway
>>152316785Ummm basic alchemy is something any human can learn if they find you know books on the subject. Sorcery isn't really OP cheese from one/two splats its something everyone can learn LITERALLY EVERYONE IN WOD well almost everyone since some creatures cant use/are harmed by magic even if its not TRVE REALITY WARPING MAGIKA.AND AND ACKSHALLY AND TECHNICALLY grabbing silver from the earth or lets say keeping some silver on you. And using it to change its shape or blast it forward or melting it wtih fire or wtv. Would be like two dot in X sorcery, it would be very ballys and risky as fuck. Since you would need to keep objects and shit on you at all times, and basically shotgun coom blast like 85% of your power on your one and only hail Marry coom blast of silver purity of ass protection. Woofs are arrogant as fuck they think all humans are worthless fuck ups right. They can easily see/smell/natural instinct if someone is super natural. Sorcery however is thankfully a normal humans TRUMP-MAGA card unless they have higher levels of sorcery in a few things. Then a woof/vampire/wtv would be able to see/notice something about this human they have some off/unnatural energy/aura slightly showing up around them. A highly autistic and paranoid as fuck human that is in an area that has a bunch of woofs around. Could totally have a shit load of silver coins on him right. Said coins are engraved with NORDIC RUNES the whites of magic. A handful of coins with a hand tattoo causing it to form a spell if you cut yourself and the blood causes it to complete the circle. Each coin has a part of the spell engraved on it, you cut your hand completing the circle while reaching for your pocket. You know going >WAH POCKET SAN-COINS once the coins are in the air everything is in your fist the spell is cast. Within two seconds those coins turn into molten tear drops shotgun blasting towards the woof. Hopefully you fuck it up badlyYou need to run if its not really hurt
>>152316968Odds are you wasted most your energy on this shot. Hopefully you distracted the woof, also keep in mind even tho you know sorcery and shit right. You automatically dont have a fucking willpower of 10. But you know the paranoia of woofs seeing the shit they can do. Having witnessed them a bunch of times, slowly you have up'd your willpower to 7 so you don't completely breakdown.Yes with basic sorcery you can fuck a woof up, but you're not outright killing it. You are injuring it and HOPEFULLY badly. AND HOPEFULLY THIS SCARES THE WOOF because you were scared and somehow blasted it with silver.Because now woofs want to kill you, thus you need to pray their stupiidty causes them to fight each other. Because you seemed like a normal human, but you used magic.The harmed woof wants you dead, others are worried you are a magic apprentice. Some are claiming you work for the wyrm etcetcetc. Thus infighting starts and hopefully as always the woofs not only solve your problem of paranoia. But the woof problem of the area is solved or at least hampered greatly.
>>152316968Sure you can absolutely, but still the type of headspace you'd need to be to cook up a silver spike launcher is only something you'd do in RP if werewolves start being a nuisance or you already have a problem (or you're playing a paranoid schizophrenic alternatively). It's cheesy to be over prepared, and that isn't very fun to deal with. You're right though, Garou are arrogant but you should probably seek escape before heroism in the face of a Werewolf most of the time. Not in CofD though, WoD mortals are hilariously understatted and recovery times are absurdly long so you're basically out of the story for just breaking your legs.>>152317023This begs the question, if a Wolf is injured by a spell from a mortal are they then honor bound to kill the mortal or are they shitting their pants at being unprepared the same you are going to be 85% of the time?
>>152317440>WoD mortals are hilariously understatted and recovery times are absurdly long so you're basically out of the story for just breaking your legs.To be entirely fair, at the pace and scale a lot of stories go having two broken legs would genuinely make you a liability.
>>152315462>Momma Gaia (Earth) has a bunch of nature helpers that handle a bunch of stuff to keep things in balance and healthy (including healing and such)>Makes Garou/Werewolves to be the warriors/defenders>Oh no I made them too ragetarded>Garou act like assholes and think the other nature buddies aren't doing a good enough job / aren't the true defenders of Gaia>In in the interim of this they are putting humanity through HYPER HOLOCAUST EX that is so bad it traumatizes humanity as a whole instinctually, resulting in the Delirium which makes normies go crazy fight or flight in the presence of one>Boiling point happens and Garou go max tard thinking only they are the true Gaia defenders and can do everything themselves so they start killing all the Nature Buddies>Now a bunch of the Nature Buddies are either genocided, low in numbers and/or in hiding>Shocker, Woofs in fact can't do everything by themselves. Turns out killing your white mages is a fucking retarded idea>Their antics have a hand in causing cosmic schism with the big triumverate of super spirits, so reality is now on the decline and out of wack>From here Garou are trying to fix it, but are so fucking retarded they barely make any actual progress while simultaneously dying As for power, generally speaking they are the best in terms of standard guys. Your average Garou would shit on your average "every other faction rep". However the other faction higher tiers shit on the Garou. Example, regular Garou slaughters low gen vamp. A Methusula likely dunks on the Garou.
>>152317677High gen vamp* got it backwards. Low gens are the ones who rape the Garou
>>152317677>Example, regular Garou slaughters low gen vamp. A Methusula likely dunks on the Garou.I find it fascinating how vampires have the widest range of power out of all the splats. Like, a 15th generation vamp could be taken out by a sufficiently pissed off mortal, whereas a 3rd generation Antediluvian basically requires divine intervention to properly defeat, and even then that's iffy.
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>>152317585Yes but, and while I relentlessly mock DnD for this, a character on a wheelchair or with crutches is only really a combat liability and they can still contribute in social or intelligent ways. More often your fightfag will get hurt though and then at that point you might as well roll a temp PC
>>152317440>if a Wolf is injured by a spell from a mortal are they then honor bound to kill the mortalYes, BUT its a catch 22. Dude cast magic dude SEEMED SMELLED&LOOKED HUMAN. Normalfags don't know magic is real never mind that he just threw a bunch of coins at your bone bone gnawer ass. Going I CAST-HOMELESS-OVERDOSES-BODY-EXPLOSIS and throwing a bunch of spare change at mach 1. Then proceowardtstreet ed to 360 and nope the fuck away also at mach 1. Leaving said furfag in massive pain fucked up confused.>SO I WAS JUST TRYING TO KILL THIS VILE HUMANThis scum of the earth he tossed garbage in the recycling and recyclables in the trash. I started visibly shaking due to this sexual assault and battery against Gaia our savior and goddess! I stalked him the rage filled me great I could not believe this fucking human, his hatred and nonchalant rape towards Gaia. Clearly this monster, this wyrm tainted shell of a man does this daily and enjoys it. So I am just waiting for the perfect strike just a bit longer till he walks further down the street. Towards an area where all the lighting is gone and its nothing but natural night darkness. This weirdo has his hands in his jacket pockets they're moving around a lot. I can smell the sweat&adrenaline so strongly fucking repulsive wyrm taint it hurts my nose man.>What the fuck do you mean its because I'm 6'4 235lb+ and because my clothing is always ripped up&dirty. What I should walk around perfectly groomed with immaculate clothing. Fuck you human simp.I GO FOR THE STRIKE GAIA PROTECT AND THEN WOOOOOOOOSHHe turned around so quickly it spooked me and he is screaming HOMELESS-BEGONUS-POCKETCHANGE-EXPLOSIS A BRIGHT FLASH AND THEN I FEEL IT SO BADLY THE BURNING PAIN I START HOWLING. There is fucking silver shards of silver all over my body mostly above my hips. I fall to the ground my asshole is clenching so hard I am so confused what the fuck happened.
>>152317677Nice digits, though to be fair to the Garou they were just doing their job and asked the Bears for some help resurrecting their kind so they could do the job properly without needing to get weird about breeding and nurturing Garou (and therefore not being warriors) but the Bears were inflexible so they had an entire bitchfit arc over it. It also didn't help that the Wyrm and the Ananasi engaged in some moderate trickery to fan the flames. It's sort of a case where everyone is the asshole and the Garou just happened to win the asshole wars.>>152317885Technically Mages and le changelings but yes Vamps can be up there. A mortal can solo anything pretty much up to the 8th gen within good conditions but a 3rd gen is passively warping reality around them without any regards to consensus. You're basically a walking sack of blood the second you enter their zone. Mages go from "slightly aware human" to Thanos and Changelings disregard the entire power spectrum. Every splat is kind of bullshit after Werewolf though, who's much more straight up about the superpowers. Then Freak Legion came out and it turns out Fomori are also reality benders, so Werewolves are kind of just strong fighters only outside of rank 6 Garou. All the high rank shit is basically Writer's pet discourse though, like how Tremere managed to diablerize Saulot with only access to Thaumaturgy and Vicissitude. Dudes just do dude things
>>152318192Kek'd, this was a fun post Malkavian schizophrenia aside. Speaking of Malks, any of you anons think we'll see any of the more flavorful bullshit again in Parenting like Malk vampires or more demon future shit?
>>152318214As I understand the Garou were generally far more hostile and causing more problems generally speaking. Not surprising the others didn't want to deal with them since they were constantly chimping out and lashing out at everyone.The best you can say about them was that they were TOO into their job to the point they way overdid it and made things terrible. Like with humans, keeping them in check I think was part of the job, but instead of doing just that they went full super nazis with em to the point The Weaver sperged out more
>>152318147>Yes but, and while I relentlessly mock DnD for this, a character on a wheelchair or with crutches is only really a combat liability and they can still contribute in social or intelligent ways.That is true! There's nothing saying an incapacitated character can't still help with research, or act as support (this being modern world WoD, things like walkie-talkies and radio earpieces make the idea of someone having access to a floor map of a building and a couple of books a valuable resource that can actually help them during the raid on the vampire nest or whatever).
>>152318192I'm trying to get up BECAUSE I NEED TO RIP&TEAR THIS FUCKING WYRM INFESTED GOD DAMN FUCKING ABOMINATION AGAINST MOTHER NATURE AND GAIAS CREATIONS THIS FUCKING SHELL OF A MAN BUT NO I CANT THE FUCKING PAIN ONCE AGAIN IS SO UNBAREABLE I'M SO CONFUSED AS TO WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. God damn fucking humans making contracts with followers of the wyrm they will do anything for power. DUDE IS JUST RUNNING he's not even looking infront of him he's just looking right at me while running like crazy. He still has one hand in his pocket mospritial powerving around like crazy.The weirdest thing of all he was crying, can you believe that shit. God damn shell of a man wyrm infested soon to be fomori and he's still pretending to be hu-WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME HOW AM I A FUCKING RETARD IM GON-SO WHAT IF HE KNEW MAGIC FUCKING VILE SCUM HUMAN NEEDS TO DIE HOW DA-Mages are not real you stupid fuck, clearly this human was blessed with dark spiritual powers. Mages are not real you stupid fucking retard gaia protect I bet you think the earth is not flat and the sun does not move around earth. CAN YOU STOP THIS SHIT MAGES ARE NOT FUCKING REAL IM GOING TO SMASH YOU FUCKING SKULL IN YOU STUPID FUCKING PUP I WILL RAPE YOUR ASS SO HA-PACK ALPHAWhat are tal-no what this cant be right awakening? ascension? technology is actually magic? users of true magik can warp reality? mages are beyond power and can kill a whole pack of werewolves easily, turning them inside-out?? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. Humans are weak all they care about is raping the earth and salting its ground poisoning its water.LEADER YOURE SPOUTING CRAZY I DID NOT JUST DOOM US ALL. What do you mean mages tend to stay away from werewolves because all we do is fight and harm humans. And by publicly fighting us would cause massive global problems. I DID NOT JUST DOOM US ALL THAT LOSER ONLY SHOT SOME SILVER AT ME.>How old was heYoung pretty young....... maybe like 13,14,15......
>>152318439*crunch* YOU FUCKING BASTARD HOW DARE YOU HIT ME. I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE FROM NYC AND HAVE LEARNED SO VERY MUCH MEETING&WORKING WITH SO MANY CREATURES&SUPERNATURALS YOU CRY YOU LEFT NYC BECAUSE IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH NO MATTER WHAT YOU FELT YOU COULD DO NOTHING FOR GAIA. THIS INSANITY ENDS NOW I CHALLENGE (you) TO LEAD THIS PAC*crunch* *crack* *crack* *slam* *cric* *splooot* *spat* *spat* *cricoussssh* *the sound of a hood feel slamming a skullcap just above between the eyes, both eyeballs rocketing with the nervs still attached towards the wall bouncing off it one eye landing in the cleavage of a woman the other hitting a mans belt as everyone watches it bound off the floor multiply times">We are all going to die >That retard most likely tried murdering a apprentice mage FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL>AS I TRIED SAYING MAGES TRY NOT TO FIGHT IN PUBLIC IT CAUSES THEIR MAGIC TO GET ALL WONKY BAD THINGS HAPPEN VERY VERY BAD THINGS>ALSO I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE REALIZED BY NOW, BUT IF YOU FIGHT IN THE CITY WHILE IN YOUR WARFORM THE DELIRIUM IT DOES NOT ALWAYS WORK. HAVE YOU NEVER EVER BEEN FOLLOWED BY PEOPLE IN BLACK SUITS WHO ALL LOOK THE SAME. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED ATTACKING OR STALKING THESE PEOPLE ONLY TO WAKE UP MUCH LATER. HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF MEN IN SUITS DROPPING BY WITH A GIFT A WELL WRAPPED BOX, INSIDE FROM THE SMELL IS CLEARLY THE HEADS OF FELLOW PACK MEMBERS. THEY TRY ATTACKING SAID PERSON BUT EVERYONE WAKES UP LATER ON AND SOMEONE IS TORN TO PIECES OR ITS JUST THEIR SKELETON AND BLOOD IS SPLATTERED AGAINST THE WALL.STOP FUCKING SAYING WE NEED TO ATTACK THIS PERSONDid no one just hear what the hell I have been talking about or are some of you ignoring me for some silly&stupid reason.Once again I dont think you realized how bad mr shattered-skull-eyesflown-outsideofsocket has fucked up, you don't mess with mages.LET ALONE KILLING CHILDREN APPRENTICES OF POWERFUL MAGI MEN&WOMEN WHO ARE TEACHING THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THEIR TRUE EYES OPENED
>>152318614*autistic screeching**woof on woof violence*>*Yet another basic argument, turned into the whole pack getting involved*>*Turning it into a god damn blood orgy, the final yiff, the forbidden yiff, DAS VERBOTTEN YIFFU~*>As always there is no winner>There is no lesson learned>There is only dead mentally retarded furfags, who live only to murder everything.>Because god kept cursing them, again and again, because they could not stop commuting crimes against gods creations!>Just like that time Grover crawled the steps to heaven with his glock, ready to kill god. When he reached the top and laughed in Kermits face throwing him down those millions of stairs. God laughed as kicked him down, and thus the furry creture fell down the stairs of heaven for eternity.>No matter how many new curses those stupid werewolves collected>EYE DIN DOOMUFFIN >OY VEY WHY MUST THEY PERSECUTE US, WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS. These vile werecreatures we are Gaias chosen, these gentiles enough is enough the showahhhhh is about to begin>WEREWOLVESU NUMBAH WAN WEREWOLVES ARE THE SUPAH POWAH, COMMITS MASSIVE GENOCIDE'RE AGAINST THEIR OWN PEOPLE YET AGAIN. YET THIS TIME, THIS TIME ITS INDEED DIFFERENT. THEY MANAGE TO KILL, A RECORD AMOUNT NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THEY COMMITTED GENOCIDED SO HARD AGAINST THEIR OWN PEOPLE, THAT IT BEAT THE RECORD BY 17X, ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO EVER BEAT THIS RECORD AGAIN. THE LOSS SO MANY OF THEIR OWN PEOPLE THAT THEY MANAGED TO KILL 98%+ OF THE WERECREATURE POPULATION AND A GOOD 35% OF THE WEREWOLF POPULATION FOR NOT SUPPORTING THIS GENOCIDE. THIS IS THE FACE OF EVIL.>WERE GONNA MAKE WEREWOLVES GREAT AGAIN, IF YOU DONT OBEY US ON THE GLOBAL SCALE, ITS OVER FOR YOU. WE WILL LIBERATE ANYONE WHO DOES NOT FALL IN LINE OK. WE'RE GONNA MAKE WEREWOLVES GREAT AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT THE COST IS. SO WHAT IF THE POPULATION OF PURE WEREWOLVES IS AT ITS LOWEST. THESE ILLEGAL MATINGS AND BASTARD CHILDREN THESE ANCHOR PUPPIES. THIS IS THE FACE OF STUPIDITY
>>152318352A little bit of everything combined>Garou were too good and too angsty because lol Wyrm-rage>Bears were cunts>Garou were impatient>Ratkin were lazy>Ananasi were jewsWar of Rage really comes together from how absurd the scenario of literally everyone being a dick is. The singular voice of reason got assassinated by some lunatic too
>>152318394Good idea, can even translate that to rolls or information for the players actually engaging in it, similar to how Markus is doing in the show. Even if Markus has probably contributed nothing of value (yet)
>>152318816I honestly lmao'd at the Das verbotten. This is probably the closest thing to brainrot we've had on these threads but thank you anyway
>>152318816>No matter how many new curses these mentally retarded furries collect....>Werewolves>Werewolves never change>The roman empire, The spanish Empire, The british monarchy, The American Zonist occupied government >Werewolves>Werewolves everywhere, supporting those not wyrm tainted, not its followers.>But those who truly believe in wyrm, those that welcome it that love it, not those who beg for power. >The ones who call the shots listen to the shadows, listen to what their masters say.>Carrying out their goals with such pride&joy hoping,praying that they will live to see the day.The day humanity finally learns what regret is, for all the wrongs its committed as a species, the voidless ego&pride of oneself. No greater goal no masterplan lasting millennia. Just simple pathetic instant gratification just laziness. If thats what humanity truly wants.Pentex is here to give humanity what it deserves what it lusts for all its pleasures. All this for a simple price, subconsciously submit to pentex, to love pentex.PENTEX WILL CUREHUMANITYNo more stagnationNo more pain No more failNO MORE OF HUMANITY STUCK IN ITS HORRID SHELL NO MORE OF GOD'S SICK JOKE NO MORE OF BEING STUCK BACK FROM YOUR TRUE POTENTIALBELIEVE IN PENTEXSUBMIT TO PENTEX(you) LOVE PENTEXPENTEX LOVES (you)PENTEX WILL FIX EVERYTHING PENTEX IS THE FUTURE PENTEX IS THE ALPHAPENTEX IS THE OMEGA PENTEX IS THE SOLUTIONPENTEX IS COMING
>>152319184>Even if Markus has probably contributed nothing of value (yet)Fffffuck you Anon, stake jacket is the BEST IDEA!
>>152301989Tigtone may very well be a wizard with his logic-defying stunts.I mean he once forged a blade that cuts nothing and lo behold, he cut his way into nothingness to get Helpie back.
Something just occurred to me. So it's all but confirmed that Marckus is going to become a Mage, and odds are good that he's going to be Awakened in the Umbra. Now, with that in mind...how much is that going to piss off everyone's favorite vampire wizard, the Great and Mighty Kevin? Kevin can't even do basic thaumaturgy, and as Big-D says, it's just a pale shadow of the true magick Marckus will begin to have access to. Will it infuriate Kevin that Marckus gets to be a wizard and he doesn't?
>>152319660>t. Angry strawberry>>152319844If Markus getting slam dunked into the Umbra doesn't awaken him, nothing will. As for Kevin, he sort of just postures the vampire wizardry to project strength especially in the sabbat. I don't think he genuinely cares about anything mystical considering he even says he neglects his Auspex ability. That does beg the question though, assuming a basic discipline spread of 3 instinctually known disciplines and one of which being high level dominate, is it possible Kevin got (un)lucky and got either the Salubri or the Tzimisce disciplines?>>152319431>Pentex is the Alpha>Pentex is the OmegaKinky
>>152319804Tigtone isn't a wizard. He is the bane of wizardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQrC28PJ-8M
>>152319976>I don't think he genuinely cares about anything mystical considering he even says he neglects his Auspex ability. Honestly I could absolutely see Kevin completely ignoring Auspex because it doesn't immediately stand out as being "magic wizardry", like he doesn't realise that Auspex goes way beyond just having better senses (and to be fair, between the two Dominate definitely has more of an intense presence right out of the gate than Auspex).>That does beg the question though, assuming a basic discipline spread of 3 instinctually known disciplines and one of which being high level dominate, is it possible Kevin got (un)lucky and got either the Salubri or the Tzimisce disciplines?I would feel so bad for Kevin if he ended up with the Salubri set, since Fortitude is so very anti-Kevin. I'm a little skeptical about Tzimisce, but it would provide a handy explanation for his weird claw hands.
>>152316286The audio logs I get. It is mostly the script writing that eats the time up. Wizard game? Yeah what the fuck are they even doing with that. I follow a lot of actual plays and they all manage to do weekly shit unless its the holidays, its very odd.
>>152320093To be fair also, the Tremere are very selective and specific for how they train neonates. If Kevin was recruited to do accounting, it would make sense they'd avoid training him in Thaumaturgy outright and just taught him about dominate so he can bully other workers or the government agents. Auspex maybe to just notice the numbers better, but I can very much see Kevin just being a product of the Regent's strict hand for recruits
>>152320171They're 14 sessions ahead, so they definitely have everything. I guess it's the animations, drawing, the syncing of the visual assets with the audio. It is pretty odd
>>152319976Thaumaturgy like any sorcery isn't something you can really teach yourself. I think Kevin didn't have much opportunity to learn before falling out of favor, and good luck finding a teacher in the Sabbat .
>>152320232Could be a similar explanation. We'll never know until we get the guy himself propose a backstory. But since he's basically a Tremere PC odds are that won't happen for a while unless we're moving into cross-splat territory. Odds Kevin is a stand-in for Emp's bro who sacrificed himself from 40k?
>>152320217Fair point, I hadn't considered that. Honestly though, it really does make me want to see Kevin get even better at his disciplines, especially if he actually is going to try for Golconda (though how the fuck that's going to play out in HtP's mishmash of the various editions is beyond me). Of all the characters I want to see succeed, Kevin is top of the list.
>>152320310Certainly, I as well. Thankfully Paradox is so slow to do anything WoD related that we're unlikely to see any user license changes and the show will have enough time to show us some character arcs in like 5 years
>>152319976>If Markus getting slam dunked into the Umbra doesn't awaken himAnon..... when you awaken on earth it gives off a massive aura/lines/scent/etc. That other magi can easily trace along with a bunch of other super naturalbeings.Awakening in the umbra is a very very very VERY V E R Y BAD BAD BAD BAD BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THING TO HAPPEN.You have heard of a caul yes? The nephandi gooncaves that are on earth. Well when nephandi become far far far too degen. Or when shit becomes far too evil it alters reality to much. Even normal people panic when walking around. You need to move shop to something a tad more hidden and also able to store more powerful stuff.In the deep umbra labyrinths are created. Labyrinth are the most vile evil buildings that make no sense what so ever when one enters. It can cause a mage to completely go insane. Labyrinth's are crafted by the most powerful nephandi where they worship their masters THEIR REAL ALTERS not the fake shit found in cauls. These are hives of degeneracy beyond humam comprehension beyond a vampires beyond a werewolves even mages as said before. These are the places that basically the arch mages or just just below nephandi speak one on one with their masters where they do shit thats just impossible to understand.You awaken in the umbra, you will be spotted right away and because of the storm effecting the umbra&space&travel. Only those who have traveled the deep umbra greated those that basically live there can freely move notice every ripple. Not all nephandi are insane monsters, they can be insanely charismatic manipulative without realizing gigachads. Imagine Markus awakens yes, he tries vaporizing the woof which he absolutely can and do more. She will be tossed away to here destination.And Markus will be brought into the labyrinth under complete protection. Because awakening in the umbra is rare the avatars their are normally very very very powerul.
>>152318214>Changelings disregard the entire power spectrumChangelings suck ass man, they are weaker than any other splat.
>>152320628His mind will easily be read, and this powerful mage will tell him everything. The truth about magic and reality, how not only has his father been lying to him but also holding back his awakening because D thinks he's not ready yet. Hence why he is shitting his pants Markus is not only in the umbra but under attack. This is how his avatar would jump into him to protect him right away unlocking crazy power he would not even understand. The rage from his father lying all this power and knowledge blasted into his mind. It will corrupt him even the avatars goal itself will not be normal. AND WORSE OF ALL the avatar could be inverted which will completely ulter his personality because.He is a nephandi without having to go threw a caul, this avatar is from a dead nephandi it could be old and powerful as fuck.Just like that anything Markus wants, this man will offer him. If he can prove himself, another thing is this guy could have grabbed an inverted avatar from the deep umbra bonk'd what meant to be Markus real avatar and shove the evil on in his body. You need 5? dots in a few spheres to do this, which is nothing for someone who has created a labyrinth.Tl;dr if he awakens in the umbra he is fucked his personality will be warped. His avatar could already be deeply deeply deeeeeply corrupted from a god knows how many times reincarnated already as a nephandi.
>>152320732Nah. Door helped deal with that potential outcome with the power of Family. It's why unlike TTS Magnus, Marckus was willing to accept his dad's stance even if he wasn't happy with it.
>>152320651>Words spoken before Naming 5 turns you into a potato >>152320628Well, Markus has never been lucky has he. Either way, he's either awakening soon or never. Markus as a Mage would be incredibly irresponsible though
>>152320732Strawberry is too much of a nerdy good boy to be a reincarnated nephandus
>>152321055bruh he isn't going to have an option in this if he awakens in the umbra. He's going to be found, by some powerful as fuck malfean's mage chilling in his labyrinth. Dude will push for Markus's awakening by calling a a lovely widderslainte(inverted evil as fuck and powerful) avatar one of his fallen comrades avatars.And its gonna bline it to Markus go ^_^ hi you can use magic now because of me and by magic I meant warp reality because you've awakened to what reality is, and reality is whatever you want it to be.What do you wish for you're tired of your father lying to you right holding you back. Did you know this should have happened years ago but he was scared, your father isn't fully human. He also has powers you cant imagine he's not like you tho, but he has lived a very very long time. He has also died many times. You have power now great power you can alter reality. There is a primal force call the Wyrm it will guide you it will teach you. Your life is about to change now, don't fuck up don't give up don't take shit from anyone. My master showed me where you were calling from I came to save you. he's a powerful mage. He would really like to meet you for a bit, just to talk for 10mins. You can either go kill those werewolves, or go home then later on tell me if you want to meet this powerful mage that saved your life. He would love to teach you about your new world, your father cant even understand the power you have no. We should slaughter those werewolves skin their pelts drink their blood and volatile their camp. Your father told you werewolves are horrid strong creatures that kill humans for fun. Well you have power why not protect humanity by getting rid of a bunch of them. Show them how wrong it was to spy on you guys and to kill a poor old man.This massive power you feel right now sadly it wont last long, you are super powerful for about an hour. After that well it will take time to become this strong again
>>152321519This is how Redman meets Tzeentch
>>152320029I mean by if he were in WoD, then he'd be definitively a mage.
>>152322701He wouldn't be a mage. He would be TIG! TONE!!!!
>>152322966Fair enough.
>>152281130More fanart.
>>152322966Man I fucking miss this show. Just a crazy PC going full Old Man Henderson
>>152296832Peak Wernon would be able to decimate you, he just wouldn't really want to.Apeboy too, peaple focus on how he's le funni larp dork, but he's still horrifically strong.
>>152306194That's not even young Fatigue, the one from the audiolog.That's PEAK HUNTER Fatigue.
>>152321328Naming (usually) only works on other Changelings. Fae True Names are not the same thing as the True Names used in Hekau or by the Fallen, only beings that have gone through a Chrysalis have a True Name in the fae sense of the term.
