>Sailor Moon but she really, really, REALLY wants to get laid Yea or nay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ldfHFz3ewM
Looks fucking stupid + I want that dyke looking bitch Uranus to suck my wiener.
>>152287789I legit thought this was a porn, from your attention grabbing thumbnail.
>>152287789That design would look way better if they switched the green & pink with each other.
>>152287852Green doesn't scream Protagonist Material. Pink is much more eye-catching
>>152287789fun stuff, not sure how a full series would work though
>>152287830The queen of "canon lesbo who's fanart is almost entirely straight"
>>152287789can't get over the voices, sorry. Also, the rest of it seems completely cliche and overdone. Also, it's too sexual in a casual, gross way.
>>152287975Fair
>>152288784I'd be down for expanding High Moon Queen, but there would need to be more going for it. I can't think of a single successful adult cartoon whose comedy hinges entirely on sexual innuendo. Right now it feels very "web cartoon" because of that
>>152287789Sailor Moon already really really wants to get laid. Usagi has 3 modes outside the 1% of the time she's locked in: stupid, horny, and cry
>>152287789This makes me so unbelievably angry...
The boyfriend getting hornier every time he says>oh high moon QUEEEeEEEeeEENNuhhh, SAAAVE MEGot me good.
I liked the tiger girl
>>152289796Why is this a problem?
>>152287789I mean, it's fine. I'm not really that fond of Magical Girl parodies done by Americans but there's certainly worse that exist. Kinda miliarial woman core humor which is ok, nothing special.
>>152287789I liked it. Animation was expressive despite being limited and faux anime. The magical girl actually gets to be sexo. And I liked how she doesn’t hate her job but just wants a balanceOverall one of the better magical girl parodies.
>>152289978Took 'em 4 episodes before learning how to spell 'Cougar'
>>152287789So Panty + Sailor Moon but she can't score. Her voice is mad grating I think that plays into it.
>>152290293>The magical girl actually gets to be sexo And HOW!
>>152289910Clued me into to him being a faggot on the second one.
>>152287789>the cat is a dykeYeah the cat's playing the long waiting game.
>>152289910That short was the best one.
>I wish someone were up MY ass Gotta respect a girl who knows what she wants
>>152291977Do girls feel sexual pleasure from anal? Asking for myself
>>152292297No. Nobody does.
>>152290199>>152290293>>152287789I liked it more than I thought I would. Surprisingly nice 80s music and backgrounds.Also hot main character, damn those thighs.
>>152288384Unfortunately for creators I head canon everything, since actual canon is always fucking gay and contradictory to itself.
>>152292297It is a kink/fetish thing, so if you like it you like it, and if you don't you don't Also if you're a guy and like it you're gay.
>>152292535His face sells it.>If only you knew how god things really are.
>>152292884jaundice-looking motherfucker. Does she actually have jaundice or the beginnings of jaundice? and yep right on the money (LOS ANGELES) of course, of course it had to be Los Angeles.Now I'm getting paranoid and need to look up who that French show with the shorthaired pink-haired catlady was made by. Yves "Balak" Bigerel. OF COURSE. Biology really dictates who you are, freedom is a lie.
>>152292884>>152292947I think it just might be a silly little cartoon with no deep messages or anything.
>>152292884>>152292947>t.brown
>Green Tiger gets more sex than herPoor girl
>>152292967Dont interact with those retards anon, theyre just prudes who hate fun
>>152293520I don't think that guy is just a prude. He seems to be genuinely psychotic.
>>152293540Hes a /pol/ nut those guys are schzio and shluld be promptly ignored and or reported whenever they have one of their tantrums
>>152287789These concepts always suck The idea of a middle aged magical girl is fine but what's the fucking point if they're still acting like lost horny teens?Commit, assholes. Make a magical girl deconstruction where the magical girl is a mid-40's office manager that's seen everything and has no fucks left to give about anything.
>>152287789Would make for a good porn premise but as a YouTube animation it’s too tame, and has nothing else really going for it.
>>152293577I don't think it would make good porn the protagonist's voice would be too annoying for itAlso the art style works for what the show is about tho just a dumb cartoon The sex jokes are overdone but honestly the voice of the character and the animation are pretty amusing if not funny
>>152292884>>152292947Impressive detective powers, anon
>>152292884something is wrong with having a cartoon by a purple-haired LA-based yoga teacher in a show format that is looking more for an underground sleeper hit by a schizoid from Toledo
>>152292840The future is so bright we don't even need eyes to see.
>>152292884>A jew could be here.
>>152292318But Peepoodo taught me men can find sexual stimulation in their prostate.
>>152287789Its mid, should have done more with the mayor.
>>152292297some of them do via indirect stimulation of their clitoris, but for most it's either a mental thing or not enjoyable at all.
>>152294441Not even remotely true. To state the obvious: Porn isn't real. It's fiction. Furthermore, any type of unnatural "stimulation" to the region can damage the nerves causing Erectile Dysfunction.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostatic_plexus_(nervous)
>>152287789Suffers from MoJ face syndrome.
>>152287789>it's another "duuude did you know women can be horny and sex-positive too???" show
>>152294641If butt sex between men wasnt intended then why does the male G spot exist in the prostate?
>>152294700I don't follow...
>>152287789>Sailor Moon but she really, really, REALLY wants to get laidSo just the original sailor moon?
>>152294729It's sailor moon mixed with masters of the universe wrapped in the starcuck meme
>>152294822>male g spotIt doesn't exist. It was made up to sell porn like a lot things. To put it another way: Men don't ejaculate while taking a shit.
>exposed toes at all times I need five seasons NOWWWW
>>152295524https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/male-g-spot#does-it-exist
Why are western magical girl parodies always adults?
>>152293561IDWTBAMG ep 2 comin this Friday
>>152295651>Healthline Media UK Ltd, based in London, isa prominent digital health publisher and subsidiary of the U.S.-based Healthline Media (a Red Ventures company>Red Ventures was founded as Red F on September 29, 1999, in Fort Mill, South Carolina, by Ric Elias and Dan Feldsteinhmm
>>152289166>can't think of a single successful adult cartoon whose comedy hinges entirely on sexual innuendo Big Mouth ended its 8-season run just last year.
>>152289796Well it's true
>>152293464Cougara is smarter than the MC so that makes sense.
she should just be bottomless at all times. it would solve a lot of issues with this series.https://files.catbox.moe/59ilft.jpg
the art is terrible. do westoids really?
>>152295651>UKDiscarded.
>>152296298If you like eastern cartoons so much why don't you just stay in /a/?
>>152296009I didn't catch too much of Big Mouth, but I remember it having that 'relatable teen puberty cringe' angle to it. Wasn't all about sex.
>>152296239Nice try, but I know that shit HAIRY (non-derogatory)
>>152297106Nah, she's an aging Millennial trying to score casual sex, she's for sure smooth
Thicc
>>152297424if you can see it from the front
>>152287789>All 6 Episodes + Live Chat Did they save said livestream anywhere... ?
>>152295641real
>>152295877Fucking schizo /pol/ retard
>>152296831I'M GOING THROUGH CHANGES
>>152299357Dont try and retroactively say that big mouth was good
This bitch is like a horny Star Butterfly.
>>152299378You can admit it's a great theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuJIaGLGWE0 If Big Mouth aired on linear television, it would've been one of those shows you change the channel soon as the theme song ends
>>152294641Do you have any direct material that confirms this? It seems bizarre to compare the prostate surgery they use as an example to anal sex. I can't find anything that says general prostate stimulation can cause damage that leads to ED (it's specifically and consistently stated to be damage with botched surgeries being the main cause), and the only things I can fine that list it as a risk for anal is specifically about how abnormally aggressive bootyblasting/painal and oversized toys can potentially damage the prostate.
>>152295524>Men don't ejaculate while taking a shit.if I don't jack off for like 3 or 4 days I start blowing cold loads taking a shit and while I cannot blow a load just from anally masturbating I have been able to finish it just from cowgirling a dragon dildo.while ive had my fun doing this I don't reccomend it to anyone because of how much time it takes to properly hose your ass out and also having sex with men is retarded faggot.
>>152300508the curious thing about climaxing from anal is that the urge to stop and go eat a sandwich doesn't happen so you can shoot like 6 cumshots in like 4 minutes.
>>152292297Yes, and any guy saying they don't is just a fag with zero understanding of female anatomy.Women feel pleasure from anal because their rectums share a common "wall" with their vaginal canal, and end up sharing some of those same pleasurable nerve endings along that length. Men do not have a vagina, therefore do not have the necessary nerve endings to feel rectal pleasure and have to rely on prostate stimulation to get off.
>>152294641>To state the obvious: Porn isn't real.Great that we all agree, so can we now have those Toph and Gwen threads without people whining about them all the time?
>>152294641>Erectile Dysfunction.Also not real
I hate the voice but I'm starting to get used to it
I need this woman in my life.
I like it. Horn dog woman is a fun trope as long as it doesn't become muh empowerment shit
>>152300734Sez you. I got a noodle here that won't work because of all the abuse and bad health.
>>152287789The Boys but for magical girls
>>152287789Ok but what's her powerlevel?
>>152301181Why are there so few Horndog women?
>>152301443Because zoomer women are asexual prudish cunts who hate men
>>152301248>The Boys but for magical girlsThat's a dumb comparison Anon
>>152287789pitslut
>>152287789Couldn't even get through the first mini-pilot episode. It's annoying, can barely understand the mumble-grumble voice and it feels like a spin off of that Deathball animated show off of Adult Swim with the fat brown lady and the little boy.
>>152301220Fix your health and your noodle anon, because things like that don't bode well for the future. Even if you don't intend to stay here long, the last few years will be very uncomfortable.>>152301443Dunno but they are usually fun to watch.
>>152293561Gary and His Demons release 8 years ago, Anon.
>>152301264over 69420
>>152290074Both are Sailor Moon spoofs. To pretend Star vs is so influential sickens me
>>152289796It's... pretty accurate tho
>>152300856I can feel the strain in my own vocal chords just listening to it. If they made a full show I hope they'd use a more natural voice for her. Give absolutely everyone a break.
>>152295524If you don't jerk it for like a month, you'll start dripping semen when you take a big shit. It's happened to me.
>>152287789>it's another edgeslop Youtube pilotDeath to indie animation, it is actually more creatively bankrupt than mainstream garbage.
>>152287789I enjoyed it well enough
>>152289796Lol I was about to say this
>>152294729Being a gay man must be nightmarish
>>152288316>>152293577I remember people doubting Haha You Clowns could make the leap from YouTube shorts to a full-fledged series, yet here we are
>>152303056Old semen gets naturally released in urine. Sounds like you have Prostatitis or Prostate cancer.
>voiced by the creator Impressive ngl, but she better take it easy lest she end up like Julie Kavner
>>152303293Faggots can live full lives without dealing with foids, they're the lucky ones.
>>152304024It's grown on me.
>>152287789>Thicc>Horny>Scratchy-voicedThe fire rises...
>>152294441not me, all I get is pain, misery, and a torn anus with blood
>>152304024*co-creator Samantha S. Gray (former Titmouse animator and story artist on BoJack, Tuca & Bertie, and Rick and Morty) voices High Moon Queen along with being co-writer/story artist/designer and doing additional animation. Violaine Briat (story artist on The Loud House, ThunderCats Roar, and Spider-Verse 2) was HMQ co-writer/story artist/designer and did the background art and compositing. She actually made one of the many many Cartoon Cartoons shorts that may or may not be released this year finally: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLpuOG8U6ao&t=54s Both were very hands-on with this Adult Swim Smalls series.
>>152303575Man he did a fine job raising those boys!
Over the top hostage guy got a laugh out of me
>>152304442You get it
>>152292297Some do some don’t, some are too scared to try it. Pretty much they have to try it to find out if they like it. Similar to a guy, but it’s more common for men to like Anal because of the prostate. That being said if you’re with a girl and she says she wants anal, you’re a dumbass for not doing it right there that can be ether a small or large window so fuck it up right now.
>>152303082>Adult Swim>Indie
>>152287789Surprised she has no porn
>>152301264Building Level at the very least
>>152303082>edgeslopIt's not even edgy tho it feels more like a proper parody
>>152305561All she needs are thigh high boots.
>>152306060Nobody's interested in a fat whore.
>>152307428I am
>>152287789I like it. But I think it's weird that she is supposed to be a Sailor Moon/She-Ra type character yet she was artificially created like Mega Man or Astro Boy. I know the focus of the show is the comedy, but im a suckered for the drama that artificially created people go through. Hell, work it into why she can't get laid. The assholes who made her gave her a standard libido, but also programed her to drop everything she's doing whenever there's a job.
>>152295369Read MoJ
>>152287789So....Sailor Moon?
>>152308530HORNY Sailor Moon.
>>152307428There are people here that are attracted to the fat whore from I'm Not Starfire
>>152308530Honestly she's a bit less thirsty than Usagi.
>>152292947when is Balak's next fartoon?
>>152292297DependsDo you have shit orgasms?
>>152308620Gonna shit my cum.
Man she's hot
I NEED to get her pregnatn.
>>152310466I want to press my face into that gut REAL bad...
>>152287789Just popped in. Gonna watch in a min, but thr images I've seen so far have my attention. Pink has nice hips
Sexo
>>152300508>tfw this happened to me as a teen and feeling embarassed and sexually confused for yearsthank god for sex ed
>>152312095>thank god for sex edI never figured out why it happens I just asumed that I'll either die from prostate cancer or nothing bad will happen.
>>152305161Worth mentioning that Sean Glaze (who does 70% of the voices on HMQ) used to host an animation podcast with Briat where they'd interview people in the industry: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0bugEQrlBOA
This is bad. Im
>>152287789I'm kinda into it. Would bang HMQ, she cute
>>152312211El Guapo and High Moon Queen both confirm my belief that the west needs more adult animated comedies from actual cartoonists, and less of... this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUgzccEpl1w
>>152312782Can someone tell me if she ever gets dicked in this or not? I hope she gets SOME action
>>152313699Almost gets there with Feet Guy but she gets cock-blocked as it's getting good by Cougara, since him and HMQ fooling around accidentally summoned her away from a music festival she was emjoying
>>152313699The show ends when High Moon Queen scores, so not yet
>>152314017>>152313753I wish girls IRL wanted to be cocked up this badly
>>152314085Plenty do
>>152314407>>152314085Monkey's paw. Just like the ones that go to nude beaches or nudist camps, it's never the ones you want to see.
Has anyone drawn her yet?
>>152289796because animation fans have a huge case of arrested developmentand im sad to say im one of those people
>>152314812NoWhy don't YOU get on that.
>>152292884why do brown people act like this
>>152314407Not around me>>152314434Alot of the women i am attracted to are ones others anons would turn down in a heartbeat. I have very low standards
>>152314870If I'm up to it I'll make a shitty doodle of her tomorrow if the thread's still up
>>152300470No he doesn't because he's trolling.
Alright. A simple sketch
>>152287789Actually it feels closer to Cutie Honey, but I liked it
>>152315654What is Cutie Honey?>>152315530Delicious. Thank you.
>>152300856I het what they are going for, buy is annoying non the less
>>152292297No. Women don't have prostates or any erogenous zones in their assholes. They only do it to keep their boyfriends around and their vaginal "purity".
>>152315530Nicely done, my friend!
>>152315530God DAWYUM,.
This is how long High Moon Queen hasn't got sex yetCan you beat her record?
>>152316214Go Nagai's famous entry in the action genre. Centered on a female android with disguise powers (and yes, she is depicted as completely naked when she changes forms).
>>152317165Either I'm doing my math wrong (probably am), or this chick has been alive for at least 190 years
>>152317219She did say she's been working for 200 years.
A magical girl should never be older than 14. Even in a sex parody.
>>152287789>>Sailor Moon but she really, really, REALLY wants to get laidI swear to God the majority of people who talk about Sailor Moon have never seen a single episode in their entire lives. Usagi's entire character could largely be summed up as "horny clumsy retard", she wanted to get fucking bonked HARD.
Since you guys like it, have a redraw
>>152317928Hell yeah
>>152317928SEXO!
>>152317165I like to think they made her canonically very old just to make this joke.
>>152317219>>152317257>Possibly immortal woman created in a lab to be a heroine for the city>Was so good at her job they fired the whole police forceI wonder if other cities made their own High Queen after seeing the success of this one
>haha dude sex haha*yawn*
>>152317928Cool
>>152319143>>152317928Kind of like the oily look on her. Makes her even more down-to-earth.
>>152317803Most people haven't seen Sailor Moon and only understand it through parodies other people have made of Sailor Moon who also largely haven't watched it. Or if they did watch it it was when they were very young and through sporadic airings of the English dub that absolutely through the series through a blender. That's how you get dumb shit like "WHAT IF SAILOR MOON WAS HORNY" or "WHAT IF SAILOR MOON WAS FUCKED UP" from people that don't know the characters in the series were often super horny or that the series had elements like human sacrifice and suicide.
>>152287789I am so tired of millennialslopThank god for Glitch
>>152317165If she's a magical girl, shouldn't she just lose the fight if she's that desperate? That's how it works in hentai, Magical Girl loses then ends up in a rape dungeon.
Another
>>152320366Knowing her luck, apart from that one, the perps she goes up against don't seem all that interested in raping her. Foes be funny like that.
>>152319152Prude
>>152321184unf oh baby yeah
>>152311252>8 months later>She looks down at her swollen stomach>"Worth it."
Modern animation needs more THIGHS!! Also the show's great thanks OP
>>152320150Sailor Moon started out as Magical Girl meets Super Sentai before becoming Magical Girl meets Doctor Strange at the end
>>152325280More like super hentai AYO
>>152287789She talks like Jojo Siwa fr
>>152323189Prudes find sex jokes morally repugnant. Which is different from finding them boring.
Japan made panty and stocking which is actually funny, this was cringe and forgettable
>>152326470Cool Now go back to suck asian cock
>>152326839Wish i had a girl twerking on my crotch right about now
>>152326839Woah
>>152326839Guys, I'm going to have consensual sex with this 200+ year old
>>152313479Also Becky Prim! Can't forget that one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcchrgJgryo
>>152326470Panty would probably help High Moon Queen in her quest for sex desu
>>152319143She should have her own team to bounce off of. Like in Sex and the City.
>>152320150I think that's a little reductive, though. Usagi is horny, but it tends to be either focused on Tuxedo Mask or that general sort of "boys boys boys :D" teenage girl thing. She also gets with Mamoru in, I dunno, episode 40-something, and it's made clear that they eventually have a kid together before the series is half over. Usagi being boy-crazy is played way more innocently than what I just saw in HMQ, even if the series is nowhere near as chaste as people like to say it is.I agree when it comes to people saying "WHAT IF SAILOR MOON WAS FUCKED UP," though. That seems to be common among people whose only exposure to Magical Girls is Madoka Magica and having watched Sailor Moon when they were extremely young.
>>152327930Unironically how do i fuck a baddie lile HMQ?
>>152328523Put benis in vagoo.
>>152303293>waaah how dare you dislike twerking onlyfans whore behavior, you must be le gay!!Shut up bitch your pathetic existence is worse.
>>152328707Damn faggot Why so mad about hot women wanting sex?
Feet Man keeps escaping becauseThe Police were fired and there was literally no one to guard him. So he keep using the same escape route 3 times. Might be the 4th time.
>>152327197Let us know what ultimately stops you
