Will Superman go 4-0?
Sentrybros...
>>152299055>ran to make this dogshit OP
Just put pennies in my ears.
>>152299055The old JLA/Avengers called this right. Thor isn't beating Superman.
>>152299118>>152299055Also Shazam recently picked up Thor's hammer for realsies in the crossover.Superman was confirmed to be some kind of cosmic doppleganger of Billy in Final Crisis, meaning if Billy can lift the hammer, Superman can.
Behave
>>152299140yawn
>>152299148Superman taught you to be a better man.
>>152299055Guys please hear me out! I just had a prophetic dream>Be me, arguing against the makimasissy in /dbg/ >I spend hours making him seethe >Eventually the thread moves on, but in the middle of the usual Shitpost I spot a particularly feminine post >The day continues and I'm hanging out with my bros but while walking in the streets I crash against an ugly ass femcel who was glued to her phone >I take her phone and turns out she's the Makimasissy! That schizo was a woman all along!>She looks like pic rel, a complete uggo with no tits or ass >I end up bullying her into becoming my GF>Makimasis is a wagie that gets bossed around by everyone in her office so I make her quit her job to be my housewife >When we have sex she tries to femdom me but I turn the tables on her easily >Her flat tits are super se sensitive and her nipples have a dark color with a lot of Montgomery glands >She's super hairy in her armpits and pussy I had to force her to shave for the first time in her life >Her pussy was also really dark despite her pale femcel skin, and her clit was quite big >She oinked like a pig when I played with her clit and couldn't hold back her pee when cumming lmao >Before waking up I remember teaming up with her to Shitpost and humiliate a Superman poster It was beautiful anons, I think we have a woman amongst us.
>>152299182didn't read sorry
>>152299182read it all thank you
>>152299182I didn't read a SINGLE letter
>I can solo ALL of Gundam, you know. I actually did kill ONE Mass Produced Eva, you know. I'm actually the best Eva pilot with needing to be a special child like Shinji or Rei, you know.>Where's my match-up?
I can't read
>>152299182Who is "the makimasissy"?
>>152299261Like you, it's one of the many voices in my head.
>>152299221>>Where's my match-up?Right here
>>152299320Who am I?
>I take my meds>Suddenly /dbg/ disappearsW-what? No... I don't want that...
>>152299373Star Wars?
>>152299362You're me BITCH.
>>152299393Who are you?
>>152299373and he still lost to godzilla lol
>>152299364You're real however
>>152299221Literally no one gives a shit about you Asuka
>>152299385Full of losers in a sub-wall level verse
>>152299364I WANT /DBG/ TO EXIST... FOR 10 YEARS, AT LEAST!
>>152299404>Full of losers in a sub-wall level verseGod of War verse OUT OF NOWHERE
Who's a fair fight for Kenjaku?
>>152299055Thor RAPES AND GAPES Superman unironically. Thor got WANKED hard since 2000s.
>>152299182saving this to jerk off later im also going to assault a woman if she doesnt welcome my advances
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>152299399You know if Hulk beats Zilla then Superman outright rapes him
>>152299426If they scale Superman to Darkseid than Superman still wins
>>152299456still lost to godzilla
>Superman$617 million>Force Awakens$2.17 billion>Last Jedi$1.3 billion>Skywalker$1.07 billion>Phantom Menace$1.047 billion>Attack of the Clones$653 million>Revenge of the Sith$905 millionYep. Yep.
Some fire hot takes!
>>152299458nah
>>152299458Thor still gapes him. Same number of bullshit feats and scaling plus Thor's entire arsenal is magic.
>>152299469>Darth Vader0-2>Boba Fett1-3, handed a pity win>Luke SkywalkerHanded a pity win>Obi-WanHanded a pity win>Yoda0-1>Jango Fett0-1 :)
>>152299481yah
>>152299482Death Battle said Thor gets gaped by base Wonder Woman. Superman nowadays scales to the literal Presene and Great Darkness since Dark Crisis
>>152299508>IESLB>"episodes in a vacuum"Superman gets GAPED!
Give me one (1) match up Superman actually loses
>>152299493no
>>152299515>no argumentThor gets CUUCKED!
>>152299522Yugi
>>152299426Kenny vs Naruka? He might get RAPED and GAPED by miasma though.
>>152299528>SuperBROWN getting upittyYUP YUP!!! My HERO GAPES SuperBITCH!
>>152299528Post Superman being lusted by beautiful black women
>>152299522Sabrina the Teenage Witch
>>152299523yes
>>152299522Venom
>>152299522Batman.
>>152299522KINGtos.Superman fights for a tomorrow and hope. Base and standard. But KINGtos is merely BETTER, a comparative against Supes' base
>>152299545i said no
>>152299539Post that singular "black woman" Thorfags cling to not being a LITERAL irl black tranny
>>152299541Leave her to me
>ThorKEKS actually unironically think they stand a chance against SupermanThe story says he can't lose so he'll win. Done.
im so fucking horny
Fact: Morrison claimed that Superman is a living sentient cosmic force that he cannot rewrite but who writes himself and resists all attempts to write him differently.Fact: Since Dark Crisis, Superman now scales to The Great Darkness (Evil Presence) and the Presence, who have been canonically one and the same for decades.Fact: Superman was immune to all of Dr Manhattan's powers, who is stronger than Mxyptlk, who canonically beat the shit out of his own author in the real 3d world.
>>152299553And I said yes.
kek, based and canon
>>152299554>Women brought up>Immediately thinks of mentally ill men in dresses
>>152299568goku didnt protect the agents
>>152299456Godzilla beat Superman twice. LOL
>>152299570Because your only case example was a literal transgender man, calling himself a woman.
>>152299425>Who's a fair fight for Kenjaku?Sohaku Kago
>>152299572...goku HELPED the agents
>>152299587he didnt
>>152299577TANKED.
Thor RAPES and GAPES Superman.
>>152299605's laundry, as payment for Superman not humiliating and beating the shit out of him in front of the Avengers just like Cucky Hulk always does.
>>152299605everyone agrees
>>152299594No, read the comic, Superman was on the verge of death and was only saved when Batman and Cyborg launched him into the sun in a gamble to heal him. Batman said 'if it didn't work, we would have killed him'.And then there's the time Superman got upset he lost, went to Godzilla's dimension, turned into Kaiju Superman, got his shit stomped in, despite having Supergirl and Wonderwoman helping him.
>>152299605True.
that Kratos is the KING OF KINGS
>>152299610>Raping laundrywhat
>>152299617HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152299456>b-but hulkanon....
>>152299629Thor needs to take what he can get since Jane left him for Black Lives Matter
Thor however, DID beat Godzilla in the Godzilla destroys Marvel Universe, despite his first attempt. He smacked Godzilla to the moon. And in Thor vs Godzilla, Thor dragged Godzilla to Hel and they're still fighting.
>>152299641im a thorkek now
>>152299651Godzilla was nerfed by all black, and Thor died.
>>152299617Superbros...
>>152299655A tie. And they're still fighting. And unlike Superman and Hulk who decided 'FUCK IT, WE'LL TURN GODZILLA SIZE' thus sacrificing their speed, Thor didn't fucking need to.
>Thor's son is a GIGA CHAD who is currently leading Asgard while Thor is gone>SuperBITCH's son is a homosexual twink who likes to get fucked in the assYUP YUP!!
>>152299605On opposite day!
>>152299666because Thor died. and while for nerfed Godzilla it's just an inconvenience and he can leave hell like leaving a house, Thor is just dead forever.
:)
>>152299672Aaaand...we don't talk about Hulk's son in the MCU....
>>152299672hideous piece of shit
>Thor and Superman are fighting AIIIIIIEEEEEEE! MY VERSE IS NOT EVEN INVOLVED (or even mentioned in this thread!) AND SOMEHOW IT STILL GOT COMPLETELY OBLITERATED AS COLATERAL DAMAGE!
>>152299655>amped by the HAND>amped by the All-Black>stalemates base thor
>>152299577>>152299617>>152299661>>152299630>Godzilla's theme is radiation>Kryptonite is a form of radiation>Therefore, Godzilla beats Superman not because he's physically stronger, but because he spews radiation.Debunk this
>>152299681>lol janet, check it out, i shot her boobs>god damn it hank
>>152299693you're a faggot so idc what you say
>>152299690>AMPEDglorified nerfs are not amps
Geats RAPES and GAPES Godzilla.
>>152299693Easy. Godzilla has no fucking kryptonite anywhere on or in him. Superman's fought people of radiation before. He's survived nukes. But for some reason, Godzilla's breath leaves him crippled and in a comma and hanging on by a thread?It's all Billy's fault by the way, he decided to Un-Shazam ontop of Godzilla's head.
>>1522996721. https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Magni_Thorson_(Earth-3515)Earth-3515, alternate universe. Canon Thor is a canon cuck.2. Magni (that's his name, you wouldn't know since you just post this one panel) got cucked by Loki impersonating him and fucking his slut "feisty" gf
>can only post a crossover from over 25 years ago>in which Superman barely won>still can't lift MjolnirIs that it? Are you so afraid of the ThorGODS!!??? HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
>>152299713>got cucked by Loki impersonating him and fucking his slut "feisty" gfPost.
>>152299690nerfed by All-Black. EFFORTLESSLY MURDERS wanked thor.
>>152299713Retard. Read Immortal Thor. Magni was brought back into 616 as main Thor's son.
>>152299711Superman gets savagely hurt by nukes, he barely survives.Superman fought people with radiation powers before because radiation is one of his classic weaknesses. Probably his least known one, but an enduring one from Silver Age to Current Age.
>>152299718>He only kind of stomped Thor!!! It doesn't count>W-Where's that time Thor CANONICALLY won against Superman? SHUT UP HE CAN'T LIFT HIS SISSY TOY SO I WIN
I can only win by smurfing...
>>152299702Probably, probably not. Mainly because I haven't seen Geats, but I'm sure they never fought anything the size of Godzilla. (50 to 100 meters) Would you recommend Geats? I'm like, in a dryspell for Tokusatsu since UM Omega wrapped up.
>>152299740Ichigo...
>>152299736"brought back"no brought from an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE into 616, then because he didn't belong in an alternate universe he flew off into space never to be seen again.
>>152299522HulkGhost RiderBladeSimon
>SuperBITCH has no argument>can only parrot himselfWhat a pathetic creature.
>>152299746>Would you recommend Geats? I'm like, in a dryspell for Tokusatsu since UM Omega wrapped up.Yes
>>152299756watch it post sales again
>>152299750Didn't Hulk only win against Superman once because he just fucking showed up, already pissed off and blind sided the closest thing which was Superman? When they had the rematch, Hulk couldn't even budge him.
Post the time Thor canonically beat Superman :)
>>152299711>Godzilla's breath leaves him crippled and in a comma and hanging on by a threadthis has happened literally every time Superman got hit by a nuke, ever.
I can only win by downplaying my opponents and dodging their strongest forms
>>152299771I could have SWORN he tanked a nuke at least once. I might be mixing up comic events and DCAU admittedly.
>>152299773Every winner of Death Battle...
>>152299718>w-w-well at least he couldn't lift Mjolnir in modern comics right gu--
>>152299769crossover comics give Superman Gary Stu scaling, much like Godzilla
>>152299771what a pussy
>>152299780Probably. I know a long list of the comics with him involving nukes, they badly hurt him or he runs away each time. A few of his villains were nuke-themed because of this, like that super special OC introduced after Emperor Joker who was gonna be the next Big Bad but the next guy forgot him
I jerked off to a Superman cosplayer
>>152299795Clearly not, since Godzilla whooped his ass twice, and I SWEAR Venom choked out Supes once.
>>152299800post
>SuperBROWN>IESLB>SISSYSISSYSISSY all the timeI am NOOTICING....
>>152299809>NOOTPingu get off 4channel.
>>152299788>Infinity comic>a literal AUKek. You are getting scared.
>>152299799why is superSHIT so fucking WEAK??
>>152299803Godzilla and Venom have higher Gary Stu hax.
>>152299813Infinity comics are canon. always have been. What's your next cope?
Yeah, aren't the DC/Marvel crossovers their own universes in both series? Dunno if it's just one universe, or multiple.
>>152299822Everything is canon in DC
>>152299767That doesn't work on Thor
>>152299818YET, Venom in the recent crossover, can't even bite a chunk out of Lex Luthor's ass?
>>152299837Venom was savoring it softly because he's canonically gay
>>152299819Not even. They are a separate Earth. Not 616. Retard.
I loved the Superman and Spider-Man splash art.>Lex Luthor! Bizarro! Live Wire! Cyborg Superman! Metallo!...The Vulture.... Doc...Oct... Lizard.... Black Cat....
>>152299837Eddie Brock is the real power behind Venom
I miss that shonen battle royale.
Alright, Death Battle Royal Rumble. New entrants enter every one minute and thirty seconds. 60 participants. Who would you root for?
My HERO will save the day in Doomsday and Secret wars while getting his solo movie.
>>152299876STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS ENTERING HIMSELF IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE
>>152299876CHADnic the BEASThog
>>152299883Didn't they make him a pathetic loser in Love and Thunder
>>152299886lol, thog.
>>152299886Sonic would get thrown out the second he touches the ring
>>152299886stfu pussy
Listtrooon is bullied here, please stop.
>3 SEETHING replies in successionYUP YUP
>>152299883>>152299896He's cooler than in the comics where he kissed his daddy's shoes after Odin threatened to take his PS4 away and literally cuckolded him by making Jane fuck another man.They even implied Odin did it because he wanted to fuck Jane
>>152299919dogshitly character
>>152299876Kratos
>>152299885>>152299886RHINO IS NUMBER 3ENTER
>>152299919i was seething? all i did was point out you said thog in beasthog. it's like a thong with out the n!
CHADtos owns all their wives.
>>152299941he is the great equaliser...all dbg contestants are EQUAL now!
>>152299941yup
Hulk DANCE for women's rights!
i'm gonna go take a shit. when i get back we're gonna talk about the mighty duck movies
men deserve less rights
>>152299886Many are saying this.
>>152299140That's not how the hammer works. He's worthy on his own accord.
>>152299560Actually, she's going up against Carol.
>>152299508Death Battle is not the end-all
this library tiktok channel has a super cutie lady (looks 40) and it makes me wanna go outside and talk to girls but I bet they all reject me for being short and ugly
>>152299995Superman is just as worthy as Billy and has the same morals if not better, soo...Thor gets raped and gaped and Superman confiscates his hammer until he learns to be a better person.
>>152300007Yes it is, it's literally the best researched source out there. It's canon.
https://x.com/i/status/2016639180097343813
I am so fucking mentally ill
>>152300010Girls like short ugly guys. Look at Bejita for example.
>>152300011cringe fanfic
What is Thor's best feat?
>>152300029fujos like them, so they can ship them with the tall manly ones like goku. Bejita is a femboy
>>152300037tanking 1 punch from Superman and only getting KOd instead of instantly evaporating
>>152300042will fujos give me a pity handjob
>>152300042what's da octopus doin'?
>>152300058claiming Bejita-san as his bride
guys I went the entire day without looking at porn im so fucking horny rn
I don't think happy thoughts
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>152300092Lies detected: Zero
KIIIIIINNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOSSSS
>>152300092you're embarrassing
>>152300080Look at this
>>152300106...SISSYgon tards every single thread!
Every impulse i have is negative
>>152300122he's cute
>>152300110YugiDAMN
Every KING i have is TOS
>>152300128incarcerate all men
But who has the strongest braps?
>>152300160FVARK! I'm a Better Man now...
>>152300160I never realized how ethereal this shot
i dont wanna die alone talking about cartoon men fighting
>>152299876The Mask
>>152300199die alone talking about Kratos (who exists beyond reality) TEACHING!
>>152300209NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE!
>>152300218"did I leave the oven on?""nah."
SPEEEEDTOOOS
>>152300199That's why I only talk about cartoon women fighting
>>152300229ai them walking into a bedroom together with her shutting the door
>>152300229She's literally banging the Bull of Ultramen.https://ultra.fandom.com/wiki/Father_of_UltraLook at those HORNS.
>>152300229>>152300241
>>152300218should've told her "he's a Better Man now."
Kratos is too old, slow, and lame.
>>152300239outside of bayo and maka, most women look like shit in death battle
>>152300236you literally see him cross his arms to protect himself BEFORE the screen turns white.I legit don't get your seethe, he moved before the light hit.
>>152300080Look at this.
>>152300277Unless they're pitted against someone similar, oddly enough. Felicia vs Taokaka?
>>152300229>>152300260>>152300263BASED
>>152300249wat
>>152299373>Disingenuous MARIO SHIT STOMP SUPERpunk
>>152300283old looking sprites aren't my thing
