Pearl is the best wife
But who is the breast wife?
>Lesbian cuckI don't think soPeridot is clearly a superior wife
>>152308618Yes>>152308692No
>>152308692Pearl fucks Greg every nightIt's to the point that when Steven returns, no one can muster up the heart to tell him he has a new mom
>>152308692>lesbian cuck>posting a lesbian simp
>>152308618Ebeneezer?
>>152308618>>152308692Pearl was a great character who got worse as the show got worse. I am a Perifag myself but Pearl is probably in second place.I really liked the way these two bounced off of each other and this garbage ass show only had them interact at length for one episode in the entire series.
>>152308947You know I'm right>>152308980I didn't ask for your headcanon
I would love to have Pearl as my unkillable bodyguard. Who also cleans my house.
>>152309002IDK, she was always pretty trash to me, always incredibly insecure and impulsive. She raped Garnet because she felt weak, she cheated in the robot contest with Peridot by hitting her because she knew Peridot was right, she sang a song about how Greg won by stealing her lifelong crush who also slept with countless human menI could never really like this character and I feel like she only gets attention due to being one of the 4 MCs
>>152309026I want to have a personal pearl as a sex slave
>>152309110Peridot and pearl are my top gems. Pearl is a close second to peri tho
>>152309026same but also she lets me do things to her feet and she's excessively ticklish but puts up with it anyway out of devotion
>>152308963.....anon, pearl already raised steven since he was born.
>>152309110.......how deep is that hand....
>>152308618>Pearl is the best wifenot with Lapis existence
>>152310073If anything that would just promote her higher in the mom hierarchy.>>152309110The rape allegory thing was obviously pretty fucked up but almost every character in the show has at least one bizarre moment or stretch of crazy bad writing.Peri had the barn lesbian slice of life saga for example before the other writers aggressively undid most of the damage Zuke caused with that one.
who
Which gem loses the hardest to hypnosis?
For me, it's Amethyst.
>>152310545The correct answer.
>>152310589bokumo
>>152310545Lapis is fucking shit, arguably the worst major character in the show just from a personality perspective. Design-wise though? Yeah I'd absolutely bust a huge load in her. Literally built for ravenous hatefucking.
>>152310693What does that mean?
>>152310745Probably "me too" in poor japanese
>>152310720That's absurd. Steven has always been the worst
>>152308618Holy, look at those flappers
Choose your Pearl.>Choosing music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYpMw6Mej34
>>152310545Lapis is genuine garbage for the most part.She was pretty but did pretty much nothing but drag the show down for 90% of her appearances. It really pisses me off that her only decent episode after season one was a Future episode with no follow up.
Amethyst legit had the best character development
>>152311286>Lapis Leotard.I never knew I needed something so much.
>>152310852Either Forest Green or Matte Sapphire.
>>152310779Yep. Me too in poor japanese.
>>152308618For Greg
>>152312450Greal was one of those ships that felt like a really obvious endgame couple if it were any other show.Instead Pearl just sort of wound up implied to be the town bike.
Steven if he real
>>152312546>implied town bikeAt least dewey got to hit it then>>152312976Delete dat shit nigga
>>152311346Nothing but the best for the best gem
>>152313714>At least dewey got to hit it thenI would say probably not since she is a lesbian but she did want to fuck Stegg that one time so I guess there is hope for my man.
>>152310852I'm loving the Green Section
>>152309110i want to smell her hand
>>152314623
What's your favorite Pearl or FanPearl anon?
>>152314511Pearl is canon bisexual
>>152311286>>152310720Those of you who hate on Lapis, one of the few conventionally attractive looking characters apart from Pearl... can go to hell. Especially disgusting muscle bitch loving Jasper homos and midget fucker pedophiles who like Peridot >>152308692So what if Lapis did a dirty on these tumblr reject characters. At the end of the day she is pretty and those two dogfaces are not. Lapis and Pearl (along with Blue Diamond and Blue Pearl) could take a shit on my face and all would be forgiven. Because no one other than defective males and tumblrhams like the deformed and grotesque POC "positive at every body type" freaks like Garnet, Amethyst and Bismuth.
>>152314878Grearl better be canon come LOTS
>>152310545
Seriously, why do so many of the gems have such huge asses?
>>152315868Are you stevens dads fuck buddy?
>>152315890Because becky is based
>>152314894>Lapis and Pearl (along with Blue Diamond and Blue Pearl) could take a shit on my face and all would be forgiven.What about yellow pearl? Also based fellow BD appreciator
>>152311286>>152310680
>>152309110>I feel like she only gets attention due to being one of the 4 MCsGenuinely amazed that the fucking stick managed to outbid both Amethyst and Garnet by getting all the better artists to draw her. Seriously, Amethyst only occasionally gets good stuff and Garnets completely fucked most of the time
>>152316195Amethyst is a a baddie and actually my first crush on SU but shes a thicc shortstacc which filters out plebs. Garnet maybe hot but she has no personality so im not shocked she barely gets artworkAlso does anyone have the newer cubedcoconut pearl and peridot images? Kemono hasnt updated them in months and i really need to goon to that peridot pic especially
>>152308618pearl feet makes me hard
>>152316269Whatever you do, do not goon to this image
>>152308618Imagine the size of those slippers
>>152315669Pretty sure that won't happen with Bismuth and Pearl being an item in future
>>152316316This image was made after future ended
>>152315975She is
>>152317256H-hot
I'd let her sleep on me anytime
