How does he have so much sex with smoking hot socialites when his back and presumably chest are like hamburger meat? Surely even the dumbest bimbo would start asking why this rich guy is physically fucked up?
>>152316836>How does he have so much sex with smoking hot socialites when his back and presumably chest are like hamburger meat?he doesnt actually, he just cultivates that reputation to throw people off the possibility he could be batman> Surely even the dumbest bimbo would start asking why this rich guy is physically fucked up?he hasnt been a playboy for a while, he is usually depicted as being married to the job of batman with no time for women, catwoman and talia being exceptions
>>152316836he has sex with his clothes on obviously
>>152316836I think I remember a panel where it’s explained Bruce doesn’t sleep with most of the women he goes out with, but all the socialites lie about it. Basically the socialites think that the other socialites are sleeping with Bruce, but then get embarrassed they didn’t manage and just end up lying.An issue where a group of socialites trade Bruce Wayne date stories would be cool
>>152317161He's not beating the allegations I see
>>152316836In addition to what's been said, whenever someone gets a peek at his mangled body, he claims its extreme sports accidents.
>>152317180They'll also fake accidents and leak them to the press to explain away major injuries. Like, Dick crashed Bruce's car to cover for Bruce at the start of Hush.
>>152316836>Surely even the dumbest bimbo would start asking why this rich guy is physically fucked up?>"Oh my god, Mister Wayne! What happened to your back?">"Oh, those? Marks left by some of the women I satisfied in bed. Care to add yours?"
There was this bit of fan art where handsome Bruce is because of a lot of makeup and prosthetics.
Apparently sometimes he is visually repulsive.
>>152316836>>152317760The question I have is how he manages to keep his face and hands from getting all fucked up. He's constantly brawling, he must have broken his hands or gotten teeth knocked out.
>>152316836Maybe he’s into weird freaky sex
>>152316836Bruce Wayne is a virgin.
For the amount of sex celebrities /should/ be having, there's woefully little stories relativeYeah there's a ton of stories,mushroom dicks, shitting on glass tables, wearing headphones, gerbils in the ass, but in the grand scheme of things? Considering how any hundreds of celebrities there are, all having sex every day, very little actually gets leaked.
>>152316836Idk
>>152317760OK, so I went to read this issue and... what the fuck is that box Gordon is holding?
>>152318205At least the teeth can be hidden with dentures.
>>15231683640s/50s Bruce Wayne was basically Howard Hugheshe got the injuries testing new advanced experimental planes...cars...submarines...Not to mention playboy Bruce was always a daredevil, race car driver, liked to ski, etc.
>>152318205Lazarus creamSide effects might include paranoia and dressing up in yellow and purples
>>152320305According to the artist, it's exactly what it looks like. It's a joking text he put on the box he didn't expect to be in the final imagehttps://www.cbr.com/comic-book-urban-legends-revealed-137/>Anyway, I put it in, but back then, DC had a pretty tight editorial process so stupid jokes and personal bits were normally caught and properly disposed of. Unfortunately, not in this case. My stupid joke was actually inked and even printed. Most people seemed not have even noticed it, but it looked tacky.>Later when editor Mark Waid told me that the story was going to be in a collection, I asked him to erase the label and he was happy to do so. It was my stupid joke and I'm very grateful to Mark for letting me set it right, especially since this was one of my best jobs, on one of the very best scripts that ever came to me, with one of the very best inking jobs I ever got.
>>152318205He's a rich guy. He can pay for the best dentists and plastic surgeons that money can buy.
Batman's teeth should look like the Trivago guy's by this point let's be honest
>>152316836Stupid ass question.
>>152316836Chicks dig scars.
>>152316836hes been in car accidents and ski injuries. everyone knows this. do you not read people magazine or watch tmz?
>>152320305WTF is that box
>>152316836You either don't know or have forgotten that Bruce is inspired by Sir Percy Blakeney, who pretends to be a superficial dandy to hide the fact that he's the Scarlet Pimpernel, the nome de guerre he uses and that he shares with his fellow lords who accompany him.
Do you think that Gotham citizens joke about Bruce losing his winky in an accident like how people joke about the Hawkeye actor losing his in his accident?
>>152323480Gone?
>>152323524Dick status?>sidekick
>>152317161The novelization of Knightfall explains it exactly like that and it was written by Denny O'Neil, so I wouldn't be surprised if he used it in a comic first.
>>152323755It's actually a part of the Batman bible he wrote as editor, too.https://theotherscottpeterson.blogspot.com/2021/05/the-batbible.html>He is not married. He's been seen with dozens of attractive females, but he's never had a serious affair. He favors women who, like himself, are underachievers. It is assumed that he has occasional flings--the phrase "one night stand" comes to mind--but his dates tend neither to confirm or deny the assumption. If they ever compared experiences, they'd learn that an evening with Bruce is always the same: dinner, a show or an appearance at some social or charity affair, and early leave-taking, a plea of illness or a busy tomorrow, a quick kiss on the cheek with a promise to call, and a silent telephone thereafter.It also even mentions that Bruce is celibate for the most part. Which of course wasn't even entirely the case by even in the 90s
