Typically the spontaneous narcoleptic events are triggered by excessive consumption of cacao during holidays in which I sneak uninvited into events offering such treats. My doctor says the scientific term for it is ''diabetes.''
What are the odds that she turns out to be another of Santa's kids?
>>152325872aw that'd be unfortunate. Throw ronnie a bone..
come on kathy bates!
>she's his endgame>the comic will soon end
>>152325962>implyingAggrias will probably have 2 adultchildren
>>152325605That's a cute Ronnie in the last panel.
>>152325917No
they are literally wearing the same pattern mumuI do hope she is not a long lost sister
>>152325872>>152326240What if this is all some elaborate prank and it's M dude?
>>152325872>kiss her>she becomes a hot hawaiian hula girl
>>152325872>"You're telling me I Whomped in my sister?!"
This can end one of three waysFirst, she exits the narrative due to some minor contrivance, like she doesn't like the way Ronnie organizes his socks.Second, she's a 'good end' and Yoko Ono's the whole comic.Third, she's part of the main cast now and is actually a good addition.I'm kinda hoping for three.
The more important question is:WHO IS WHOLE RONNIE
>>1523267534th, it's a holodeck simulation and the Trek arc continues
>>152326950He's on his way to DS9 he's probably stuck in wormhole shenanigans
>>152325605I'm betting on hallucination. I don't believe she's real until someone else sees her too.
>>152326954He ended up in the Nexus with Kirk
>>152325917Come on, anon. You know that's the only way this can end. Nobody in this comic can be spherical without coming from Santa's loins. Besides, falling for his long lost sister is pure anime, so it'd be a bonus for Ronnie.
>>152326356I don't think ronnie would mind
>>152328894I still find it hilarious ronnie has some random bald guy based on Majin Vegeta as a friend in this comic.
>>152329078>friend
>>152329078
>>152326950>the last few comics have been happening in the holodeck
But...no red hair...
>>152326768That was a typo, he meant Hole Ronnie, the sentient void
>>152325605His star trek run was way more fun.
>>152329078Imagine coming across this comic as someone who doesn't watch anime, and being utterly confused as to why the guy has an M on his forehead. Probably think he's a drug dealer.
>>152331474that got me
>first cats>then turd trek>now thishe never came back.
>>152331956The years have been hard on Ronnie. He's not as confident as he used to be
>>152326753>Second, she's a 'good end' and Yoko Ono's the whole comic.That implies she's ruining a good thing. Whomp has been bad for a long time and i's been utterly abysmal since coming back.
Will she have her own replace?
>>152325872Dammit that makes too much sense and now there’s incestuous tension until he confirms one way or the other. And I dunno if that’s high on author Ronnie’s priority list.
>>152326970How else would he have gotten home after passing out?
did he already finish the start trek thing? how did it end? did he draw the cat girl?
When do you think Ronnie will wake-up and realize everything after he passed-out was a dream?>>152329078>friendHe's imaginary.
dont do it ronniedont draw real people again
>>152333455>Character is literally him as a girl>Real people
>>152333475>>Character is literally him as a girlis ronnie about to... you know...
>>152330591By this logic, does that mean that the DBZ shirt is also on top of another Hawaiian shirt so it doesn't turn into a Hawaiian shirt?
>>152334197ohoh no
>>152331706M for motivation
>>152334197realize his testes receded into the fat some years ago?
>>152334197Dear lord
>>152334197we shouldve known this was coming after he started posting on bluesky
>>152326240All fat people have to wear that, anything else just turns into one.
>has 483 patrons>only pulls $401 per month
>>152335466How much money do you make from patreon, anon?
>>152334197>Ronnie is short for Veronica
>>152335539i have 1 patron and make $1my ratio is better than ronnie's
>>152335792Sweetie, it's time for bed! Turn off your computer! And remember... Mommy loves you and thinks you're the smartest, coolest, and richest wannabe cartoonist around!
>>152326954ronnie is okay with sisko doing a little genocide, but can't stand how the wormhole aliens speak in dubs instead of subs
>>152332154Oh fuck, that explains why the new comic girl won't be permanent- Ronnie likes redheads (which is based). Almost every comic with a flashback or a vaguely cute girl is a redhead. The "want to go to prom?" comic? Redhead. "Oh no, I'm in love with someone who doesn't exist"- redhead. IT'S GINGERS ALL THE WAY DOWNBECAUSE RONALD MCDONALD HAS RED HAIR
trekwhomp was so fucking good its unreal
>>152332202What if she IS a replace?
>>152326042Ronnie is ALWAYS cute tho
>>152325962hahathe witch's curse is not so easily broken, friend
just imagine the depraved sick shit ronnies into
>>152339442h*nd h*lding
>>152339442>breaking free of the witch's curse
>>152326042Change his eyes to more anime-esque stuff and give him that smile more often and he would be like that all the time
