in the most recent (2019) Wonder Twins comics they feature a really odd bit of lore that Exxorians get incredibly horny and uncontrollable whenever they hear thunderthen they featured a scene in which Zan gets this "Thunder Lust" while in gym class and implies he did something incredibly embarrassing (and possibly making him an offender of somw sort) in public which causing people to give him the nickname Thunder LustHow does this bilogical trait and new found reputation affect Zan's relationship with other heroes
>>152333378GLEEK PUT DOWN THE PORN!
Zan should team up with mary marvel and then try to fuck her when she transforms
Sex with Jayna!
>>152333478I wonder if her pussy is alien. Suction cups to prevent pulling out
>>152333531Id assume not but regardless she's meant to basically just be a metahuman with funny ears
>>152333388I wonder what kind of porn Gleek likes
>>152333577I think he fucks with JAV
They were cute in TTG
These assholes just did whatever they fucking wanted with their powersJayna turns into extinct, alien, and mythical animals and Zan turns into jelatin, various ice objects, whole oceans worth of water, a friggin ICE GIANT? These two retards were too busy being teenage narcs tho
>>152333657In theory, he could do some absolute bullshit. Just scalding the flesh off of people
>>152333698He turns into "gelatin desert" to serve as a bounce pad for a guySo its not just different forms of water he can add shit for for no reason
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>>152333378The only thing by Mark Russell that I want to read is a posthumously released suicide note.
>>152333378"Thunder Lust" is how they collectively describe the change and it was implied they BOTH did something awkward that I'm sure the editor immediately put the kibosh on
>>152333378Zan is a a regular character in the current Aquaman series.
>>152335122You could be lying and no one would ever know.
>>152333657>Jayna turns into extinct, alien, and mythical animalsComics!Beast Boy did worse.
>>152335152I can't tell this is slander against Aquaman or that no one on /co/ reads comics anymore.
>>152333571You think those ears are ticklish?
>>152333378https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdZ4JgGm2p4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzOfH3cWy0shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsEkAK6zYYc
>>152335122>>152335152My god he actually shows up!Aquaman vol 9 issue 11 (2025)
>>152336353I think when she gets thunder lust they wiggle and she gets molesty
>>152335069No the scene takes place with just Zan in gym class outside and Jayna later witnesses bullies calling Zan Thunder Lust as a nickname implying she wasnt there for the event
>>152339345Dug a bit into the runZan is now an avatar of the blue along side aquaman and a few other water based heroes and can freely use his powers without jaynaBetween this and DC vampires making Jayna into a badass vampire hunter we're in a Wonder Twins reinissance!
I just wanna fuck Jaina raw while Zan has to wait outside her room
The team bicycle of the Super Friends
>>152333378Wonder they are actually Twins?
>>152339825>the blueWouldn't animals of the sea be encompassed under the red?
>>152341599Yeah but The Blue would be about water.
>>152341599It's the Green but for water gods. But actually it's just amped up water control. At least it's not "the Clear" which I think Peter David made as a joke cause it didn't come up ever again.
>>152333378That's hot as fuck
>>152341599The blue is also water itself beyond just sea lifeIts kind of the in between of green and red >>152344367I agree imagine being with Jayna on a stormy jight and suddenly shes jumping at your crotch in heat>>152339945You think samurai, black vulcan, apache chief, and el dorado ever had a diversity gangbang featuring Jayna
>>152339945>>152344395>>152344417God jayna is so fuckableTop 10 HB style waifus
>>152339825Zan being comic relief as expected however i enjoy that hes used mostly sparingly and for quick bursts of levity in what is a fairly average but still serious story
>>152344631Theyre writing him as this "seen it all" type of non-chelant action hero and its endeering for the most part but i do miss the wide eyed jokester personality he had in the super friends but its still better than making him a retard like the 2019 run
>>152334749I second that
I want to fuck them both, just not at the same time.Is that weird?
>>152346233I understand completely
Gonna post that Wonder Twins show pitch.
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And that's it.
>>152347042Janya is so fuckable here.
>>152342502>which I think Peter David made as a joke cause it didn't come up ever again.Speaking of things related to The Green that never came up again, how's the Rhythm doing these days?
>>152347005Who came up with this legit id watch the FUXK out of this
>>152347279Kat Hudson.
>>152347315>lead designer for DCSHGYeah that tracks that explains why its gas
This was a fun run
>>152347905It was ok but i feel like the directions they took were really safe and made the run feel really forgetableThe was also super hit or miss
>>152333378> superheroes but SEX( implied gay) I am so tired of western comics
>>152349587Are they powerful characters?
>>152350797Depends on how seriously the writer is willing to take them, realistically, they should both be pretty just dangerous by themselves.It's usually just Zan who gets disrespected since writers just can't imagine how turning into water could be useful, but sometimes they make them both seem lame as a way to make fun of the Super Friends show in general.
>>152333378Why the fuck cant anyone my age be this horny? I show the slightest bit of sexuality and everyone in my generation calls me a degenerate perv while theyre all self isolating asexual faggots. Total zoomer genocide cant come enough
>>152347905>>152349047I feel like there was some decent ideas but on a whole it suffered from having the satire being too contrived, almost as if Mark Russel really didn't know what he wanted to say here.
>>152351672Like the League of Annoyance,something they call themselves, could've been a good if the story was more about Janya and Zan trying to live a peaceful life in the suburbs.
>>152350016I really liked the DCAU super friends homage but i do wish we got more serious takes of the SF OCs not just the wonder twins since no katter how silly you think they are They're very important to DC's history
