1. Think of a cartoon or a comic. It can be your favorite one, your most recent one, or just one that comes to mind.2. Which of the characters in it is MOST likely to be Roger in disguise?
>>152334789Blitzo
>>152334811Blitzo is DEFINITELY Roger, holy shit
>DC Super Hero GirlsIt's Garth. Garth is Roger. It explains his bizarre connection to Kara throughout the show, it's Roger going in for the kill on a hot blonde.
Well I'm thinking that-- wait...OP is Roger, isn't he?goddamn it.
>>152334811Roger is every character expect Stella, Octavia and Loona. Actually, Roger might also be Loona.
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>>152334789I know it's technically not /co/ but everything Homelander does here from causing the plane to crash to his "YOU STAY THE FUCK BACK OR I'LL LASER YOU GOD DAMNIT!" has Roger written all over it.
>>152334789Can I say Boyd Rice
>>152334789half of South Park could easily be Roger personas but i think Mr Garrison is the most likely to be a roger
>>152334947>Roger, every one of these new personas of yours looks like eye bleeding vomit. Seriously, I got over Steve dressing up like that french clown from that traveling circus cartoon that one time, but it's like every week you trip through a hot topic filled with neon paint and then you start trying to climb anything with a pulse while you bawl about some daddy issues you made up. You trying to tell me something? Cause you used to be an artist, man. Your personas always bugged the crap out of me but at least you got creative. Now it's like you're stuck in a rut. A grim, foul, musky rut filled with bad color coordination, freudian nymphomania and liberal god-hating gayness. At least Greg and Terry are classy about it, these personas just plain blow. Literally, I can feel you undoing my zipper right now and if I feel that crappy cardboard dog muzzle come anywhere near my hog I'm throwing away your bluray of Nightmare Before Christmas. You're a grown man, not a fat spinster with a skeleton tattoo over her varicose veins and an "Oh-Tee-Pee" involving a goth chick in a dog costume and a household sponge.
>>152334789Obviously this guy who is the singer Romeo Romero from the European Spanish cartoon, Lucky Fred, even though one of Roger's disguises in one of the episodes already looked like him .
>>152335313>At least Greg and Terry are classy about itkek
>JSAAllen Scott >JLABatman >JLIGuy>Doom Patrol Niles>Teen Titans Actually Deathstroke this time
>>152334789He is simultaneously both Alan and Mr. Boss
>>152334789Shrike from Monkey Wrench feels like Roger doing a really terrible bit. >>152335390Alan mostly just keeps to himself and does his job. Roger NEVER fucking keeps to himself. Everything he does is done in a way that makes it everyone else's problem.
>>152335439>Roger NEVER fucking keeps to himself. Everything he does is done in a way that makes it everyone else's problem.It's Pim.
Harry Vanderspeigle probably is Roger. Same backstory and everything.>>152334979>I know it's technically not /co/How long have you lived with your intellectual disability, retard?
>>152335313lord that is perfect
>Tangled The SeriesLance. He's Lance. Or Shorty.
>>152335313Hehehe.
>>152334789It might explain a few things.
>King Of The HillCotton. Duh.
>>152335313Huh, this seems like a perfect critique of the show. Well done sir
>Avatar: The Last AirbenderHe might be Ozai. He might also be Bumi.
>>152334789>Venture BrosEasy, Shoreleave.
>>152334789is he?
>>152338888>quadsWell now he has to be
>>152334789>favorite cartoonsouth park.butters or kenny.>most recentfionna and cake.dj flame.
>>152335490>Roland Chang but purple
>>152334789Bender from Futurama?
>>152334789The gay guy from Family Guy probably is Roger in disguise.
>>152340125Which one. Bruce or Herbert?>>152334811>>152334838>>152335313Frankly, I think that's specifically why we can rule Blitz off of being Roger. It's too half assed. Roger's best personas always have hints of his true personality but disguised. We can see how Wedding Planner Jeanie Gold, Frank, Ricky Spanish, et cetera are all Roger but they take different flavors and absurditiedWhat I'm saying is that Octavia is Roger. He literally put himself up Stella as an egg for the bit and has been playing the angsty teen role in the long haul because he watched the Crown and wanted to be part of a royal family drama
>>152340321>He literally put himself up Stella as an egg for the bitHe fucking would do that wouldn't he
>>152338762Ozai's too serious to be Roger, Bumi is definitely spot on though
Roger is Bullseye
>>152341020Which is precisely how you need to think when figuring out the Roger persona.For instance, if you're going with Naruto, people would assume Jiraiya but no because Roger wants to be the one lusted after while being too good for those lusting after him wants to live his edgy emo fantasies. He is both Tsunade and Itachi.Batman seems like an easy one that he'd be Catwoman and Joker. But Roger would go bigger for something like that and let out his inner thespian in a place like Gotham to test his versatility. He's Lady Shiva, Jim Gordon, Ace The Bathound, Crazy Quilt, and probably Vicki Vale. Less about being close to the action (though he doesn't reject it) and more about enjoying the playground
>Ed, Edd n EddyHe's either Plank or Jimmy.
>>152341776He's Nazz
>Foster'sHe's clearly Bloo.
Pomni
>>152334789I posted this years ago, but Betty (pic related; far left) from the defunct "Bless the Harts" was obviously Roger. Her body type, attitude, lifestyle, and libido just match up too perfectly. Of course, this would imply that this show, "King of the Hill", and "American Dad" all take place in the same universe.
>>152343725Not even fucking close.
>>152334789>beavis and buttheadHe is Mr. Anderson.
KotH, he's Dale
What would you do if you found out Roger was you?
>>152344858AD already devoted an entire episode to that. Given Roger's ruthless and (literally) backstabbing nature the situation would likely end the same for any of us.
>>152334789The people at marvel who keep pushing Paul and having Spider-Man be constantly miserable seems like something Rodger would do because stan Lee heard Rodger talking about spiders at a swingers party or something
>>152334789Tina from Bob's Burgers
>>152344778Or Buck Strickland
>>152343725He'd be either Jax or Kaine. Maybe Bubble
Rodger is oh so silly hahah
>>152334789All of the trolls are Roger
>>152340119Nah it's gotta be Hedonism Bot
