Green Sun editionscratched session ==> >>152324048QOTT: If you were a First Guardian in charge of shaping a planets inhabitants to play The Game (sburb, sgrub, etc.) how would you do it?
Vriska hypnotizing me.
>>152335957into deleting your post?
>>152335915Make sburb a religion in which basically every able bodied man woman and child hops in when the fated day comes, i just think it would be funny and maybe it would work out. Either that or befrienda lonely isolated girl like bec
Easy, all you need to do is invent the Sims
>>152335989 man i love spider8reath best ship
>>152335915>QOTT: If you were a First Guardian in charge of shaping a planets inhabitants to play The Game (sburb, sgrub, etc.) how would you do it?You know like cadia and like catachan yeah like that. They get off their hellworld for a hellchess. Theres probably millions of doomed worlds but with my method theres only gonna be thousands (if you dont count the ones who didnt make it past age 6)
>>152335915In my fic you get the sburb equivalent of the Great Circle conducted by people who think they'll be rewarded for it in the afterlife And thus THE GAME gets started in the middle ages by a teenage girl who thinks that starring in an apocalyptic prophecy is pretty cool actually
265 pounds of rose lalonde
>>152336007when and why did people stop calling it Con Heir
300 pounds of jane crocker
>>152336148spiuder8reath is more dramatic and i think i like it more :3
>Hey, guys! Vriska Serket’s powers make me horny! X3>INTO KILLING YOURSELF??? INTO KILLING YOURSELF BY JAMMING A FUCKING RED-HOT POKER INTO YOUR EYE SOCKET, YOU FUCKING FREAK?!?!!!??!!!
>>152336248this but unironically
Contemplate the inches Moonrunes is in possession of.
The Moonrunes and Tridesert sex tape does not exist!
>>152336148Heir conditioning produces con air into some spiders8breath
i would rape 8oth of them. 8rutally, if they looked like this. no joke, no scam, no penis, no lie
>>152336289gamzee cock lengtharadia tit size
>>152336156awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah
>>152336322Of course it does.
>>152336386i love chu88y and fat 6irlsI FUCKIN6 LOVE FAT 8ITCHES
>>152336407i don't have any more worksafe jiggly janesi have failed
>>152336497a quick 6oo6le search for "hot single women in my area" shows these two (i6nore the pink one)
>>152336376How do you know such a thing anon?
CANON
Skye is my favorite kind of white woman
>>152336582chubby chaser calliborn
>>152336582I was half expecting for her tits to grow like six sizes for one frame ngl
woooooow okay so today is totally, like day 106 of, like, drawin6 aranea every day!!! i was feelin6 lazy lol so i just drew this little thin6 8P hopefully i'll have the ener6y to draw somethin6 8etter tomorrow!! 8D>>1523365826OD I FUCKIN6 LOVE FAT 8ITCHES
>>152336594sometimes at night i think about women who really punish the earth with every megalithic footstep, and i thinkyeahhell yeah
>>152336573I'm in their walls
>>152336641>lust provokin6 ima6e>life-6ivin6, relevant quote
>>152336376>gamzee cock lengthso nothing?
>>152336641Would you really trust a skinny chef? I wonder what page jane finally accepted that she will never be skinny but people will love her for her rolls. Who would even call a baroness fat outside of the evil fat chaser calliborn
>>152336582tell me about this bitchwhy does she ounish the ground?
>>152336739did she turn them into foodis this a vore thing? haha
>>152336739'Fat baker girl because you wouldn't trust a skinny chef' is the most basic bitch cliche imaginable and I will NEVER FORGOVE lips man and the fanbase for giving me one of many EMBARASSING FETISHES
Rose should have started an OnlySeers.
>>152336750i know what you areyou're 6ettin6 raped asap until you're normal a6ain
You like Legos, don't you anon?
okay but where is the fat jane (forma de evil and red) art? maybe with wonderbread involved. that has to be a thing right
>>152336750Dirk inside jane after being eaten >>152336767Its not that much of an embarassing fetish atleast the lucky girl of your dreams every spoken word procsesed and recognized
>>152336792>Legos>s
>>152336770curiously, we never see her wife in it...just everyone else but her wife
>>152335915>QOTT: If you were a First Guardian in charge of shaping a planets inhabitants to play The Game (sburb, sgrub, etc.) how would you do it?There's be more bloodsports that's for damn sure
>>152336781oh nooo don't turn me into a cupcake and add me to jane's huge pale fat ass, thighs and tummy haha
>>152336840>Rose, Darling. I Know You Got A New Job Recently But Where Is All This Money Coming From.>I Thought You Stated You Were Only Making 20 Dollars More Than The Minimum Wage.>Also Tavros Is At The Door Asking To Speak To You.
>>152337026>>Also Tavros Is At The Door Asking To Speak To You.> next video be like: "Previously disabled troll uses robo-cock for the first time (aereodynamic)
What are the Top Ten Rose videos she released on her page?Personally I think the Gamzee one was top three.
>>152337172> Weird clown troll gets his testicles smashed in by my heelsyeah that one was good but the eridan video was also up there
>>152337172Top ten juiced up Rose videosAND the top ten juiced up players
>>152337094>(aerodynamic)God damnit I love science
>>152337381> "If your robotic-cock prosthetic can't speedblitz thru the air into your partner and back, It's not a Zahhak!"> -equius robotics, 20XX
GG: hhheeyyyy john whats up good buddy??!!TG: sup nigger
>>152337476Cracking rose strider
Never thought Id be past midnight shining egbert balls in photoshop but here we are. Damn.
>>152337541we cracking egbert tonight.
>>152337541>shining egbert balls in photoshop and you're not showing the class?
>>152336770>>152336840>>152337026Rose's stuff would purely be POV stuff of her getting her shit rocked by weird Troll penis like this;https://x.com/lilijunexx/status/1981504609437806878
>>152336289Youll have to see in the 10K Dono video
>>152337777And her biggest donor/simp is Dave.
>>152335054Never apologize for being basedhttps://files.catbox.moe/pl48fy.pngfirst time I do nsfw, not my best work but not bad considering it took me about 2 and a half hours
>>152337836Best I can do is get a commission.
>>152337912hot, nicely done anon>>152337777i feel like she'd fuck legit anyone from homestuck under the right pretext
>>152337912I laughed at your post but those balls did end up looking really good.
>>152337476why does dave suddenly need perscription glasses if raised by bec
>>152337912FLEXIBLE jade
>>152337912yes...YEAHHHHHH thank you anon
>>152337912>Socks onyou're holding out on us
Why do we never get to talk about anything that gets me off? It’s all just sexnasty stuff.
>>152338023It has been a while since we discussed truly erudite alien pornography
>>152337777Also portals full of tentacles
>>152338023okay anon what gets you off? I swear to god if you say hypnosis
i prospitcest anon, thank you humbly for this gift. now i hoep the rest of the thread likes it too. but i like it especially so.
>>152338023ask and ye shall receive, what kinks you wanna talk about?
>>152338004>it's not incest if the socks stay on
>>152338023Sexnasty is what we call the practice of drawing Homestuck pornography in the Hussnasty style.
Long time no post, Cosplay ahoy!!!
>>152338086there could be some killer dersecest in that style methinks
>>152338095
>>152338095>>152338106>couples cosplaygod I need this so much it's unreal
>>152338095>>152338106Oh they fuckin
>>152338106
>>152338055>and no, don’t say 4, give me a real answer
>>152338129
>>152338138
>>152338149
>>152338129>those scales and clawsnice touch
>>152338158
>>152338055floor tiles
>>152338164
>>152338174Dudes, I drank a pepsi too fast and my tummy hort bad bad..
>>152338187
>>152338190that jake has a dumptruck back there holy shit lol
>>152338190
>>152338187Cosplayeranon-chama you gotta appreciate the devils elixir than swigging it all in one gulp
>>152338204
>>152338158I saw this guy at Anthro New England while I was standing in line for a sandwich at Starbucks. That line took thirty minutes to get through.
>>152338173Tilefucker, it's been too long, how have you been
>>152338217
>>152338221What was his order?
>>152338237Last one for now cuz that fucking pepsi is actually hurting rn and i need to lay on the floor>>152338213My fault anon.
>>152338243He wasn’t in line with me, he was just walking across the parking lot with another Homestuck.
>>152337944Why does he need glasses if he's gay?
>>152338187>>152338256John would do this and say this
OK /HSG/ good nightuhhh i didnt do any cool i just went to the wagie cagie and chilled and read SD/PBsooo yeah, tommorow more drawing, see ya later guys
>>152338187how do cosplayers make shoes anyway
>>152338201motherfucking pages man
>>152338260so he looks less like a faggot
>>152338313hope is stored in the cheeks
>>152338256Horrible news cosplayeranon-chama I hope you recover fast
>>152338319It's not working.
>>152337278I will never tire of "bro is a piece of shit" memes
Okay I'm back with a few more, sorry
>>152338409>haha Hussie being abused is funny
>>152338443
>>152338454
>>152338446yes
>>152338465
>>152338409Once you finish High School your older brother will pull you aside and tell you some unemployed shit you didn't even know was possible.Like how he survives purely off smoking cigs in the parking lot of a pizza place his mate works at and waiting for him to bring him a free pizza on his breaks or something.
>>152338474
>>152338486
>>152338446Obviously?
>>152338494Okay NOW I'm done for now
>>152338494One of these days a cosplayer is going to be dating a blacksmith and actually have the arm plating made
>>152338409Me too
>>152338475pfftahahahaha!
>>152338515>that picis cal even wrong tho?
>>152338409Bro is /ourguy/
>>152338348bro will whip him into shape don't worry
>>152338572emphasis on the whip
/hsg/ should have stayed dead.
>>152338581Your mother should have swallowed
>That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange eons, even death may die.
>>152338572Bro will whip it out on his face.
>>152338581mmmm, nyo
Which troll/human would you anons kiss? Passionately, hatred, whatever. >Pic
>>152338628I would think to myself "I shouldn't stick my tongue in there, however--" about Terezi
>>152338628Candy Roxy until the room stinks. Just imagine the soft, not as firm as it once was body of a divorced mother hitting her 40's soon...
>>152338628Condy, Meenah, femBro, Snowman
>>152338628giving dirk and roxy wholesome friendship kisses on their cheeks. just fucking dropping a motherfucking mwah on their touchstarved asses
>>152338667Swiss that's how you get /ss/'d...
>>152338628TEREZIIIIIIIII RAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>152338628I want to huff his bush too.
>>152338628Its either her (her lips probably feel like kissing a bug) Or HS2 Vriska the one where she looks like a pirate with the kanaya stomach scarf
>>152338693CONTEMPLATE
someone explain how meenah was the last dancestor to join the dream bubbles again pls
>>152338693Huff the bush huff the bush huff the bush
>>152338778Sometime during their big chat she mentions she died long after the rest of them did
>>152338783MOAR
>>152338628Nepeta, I need her
>>152338795so she killed everyone and just lived on her session for thousands of years doing nothing? why didn't she just kill herself?
>>152338868she did, everyone blew up at the same time with the bomb on the lily pad platform, she just appeared late in the dream bubbles because time is non linear in the void
>>152338894ahhh right right thanks
>>152338799Unfortunately there were no other good pics I could edit his bush and pits in...Sorry anon, have some culo.
>>152338921This guy makes some good egbert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFv4ox-hj_Q
Do you think everytime jack stabbed everyone with his black sword he'd think that person got blacked because he is black and that is his theme
>>152338984No he thought stabbed because stabbing is his theme
>>152335915whiteboard linkhttps://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25388540-7548-8955https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25388540-7548-8955https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25388540-7548-8955magmahttps://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
woke up and got the dumbest idea ever that i knew i had to write down
>caliborn if he was muse of time>JOHN EGBERT! WE HAVE NO TIME LEFT. EVEN IF THERE WERE TIME TO SPEND TO BEING WITH! HEE HOO!
>>152338999im doing my part
>>152338921The Egbert/Crocker/English/Harley family's ass genes...
>>152338409
>>152336637gr/eat stuff. also ser/ket you haven't been as active o/r annoying in the last couple thread/s are you okay. i miss you
>>152339015So what's the plan? What's the overall goal here anon? Is this a ship where the dynamic is Roxy and Jade hook up and Jade knots Roxy's juicy hairy dude pussy or are we going for a slow burn affection/lust build up where at the end they find something to swap their downstairs then in a fit of no longer controllable sexual frenzy get down and dirty with Roxy finally knowing what it's like to dick down a fine bitch and slapping your balls on her wet pussy before ya shoot your goo?Gimme details. Brass tacks you could say.
>>152339081the dynamic is i have in mind for them is like:>one hour they are doing stupid lovey dovey shit like that>and by the next hour jade is holding roxy by his ass and absolutely pounding his pussy against a wall while they moan into their mouths in the most sloppy make out to ever grace post canonbut i could also see them doing your second idea too
im so fucking bored gave a karkat i doodled
*havefuck hahahah
what ar/e you beautiful people d/oing on this sund/ay 1st of febr/uary?
Post Kiki Fukuoka
>>152339015>jade and roxy sleep nakedthis needs to be canon
haha what if we all typed with a quirk on april fools
>>152339135If you really think about it, the happiest Dave Strider we know of is the one that got to hangout with Aradia in that dream bubble for god knows how long.
>>152339101Kino. Pure kino. Does Jade knock up Roxy for some Mpreg action in a final scene where she rubs his stomach lovingly while he jerks her cock?
>>152339190i think theyd use some incredibly obscure void/space fraymotif to prevent any pregnancy but the rubs his stomach lovingly while he jerks her cock part IS pretty hot
>>152339204I'm on some degenerate kino most posters aren't ready for. Wonk.
Everyone become bigger and freakier faggots! NOW!
>>152339214fair fair i suppose
>>152339245>become a faggot>posts hot womani will remain straight
>>152339150What is he thinking about?
>>152339176She looks like she rapes men for sport.
>>152339245okay
>>152339275oh wow! this fucking sucks!
>>152339293This... Is True.
>>152339275Throw the little dude at a wall lol.
>>152339015>roxy texting all of that
>>152339304On the contrary, it's great
>>152339321*saying
He's so cool my panties are SOAKED
>>152339330I see.>roxy saying all of that
>>152339329this artist has hella issues lol
>>152339339you have no idea, this stuff is tame by comparison
>>152339351didnt this guy draw shit with kids and got outed for that and his clear schizo issues
>>152339365I have no idea but it wouldn't be surprising
I'm into shota but I think this artist draws shotas a bit too young for my liking.
>>152339376yeah lol i remember someone on twt posted how they drew baby rose and kanaya (censored and i frankly dont wanna see that shit) plus all the sh shit
Give me his new sprite BC. I need his cunty outfit in the HS chudsprite style right now.
>>152339460sadly we're probably only gonna get a guardianmode sprite of him unless we geta candyjohn pov page with him </3
>>152339493I mean, I'll still take it I guess. I like guardianmodes just as well. Now what I'd really kill for is some Hussnasty art of em, or some talksprites.
>>152339537oh yeah that'd be kino.
Incredibly funny page to come back to considering recent events.
>>152339555I need to have sex with these two.
>>152339555Huh?
>2026>I am forgotten
>>152338628this thing
>>152339275>trans scarswhat
>>152339351>this stuff is tame by comparisonelaborate
>>152339710I thought they were just boob shadows, you can see John's hair getting longer so I assume he's being forcefemmed
>>152339727>https://xcancel.com/CadetBluArchive>https://bsky.app/profile/longcadetblu.bsky.socialcome and see
>>152339734even worse and more retarded
>>152339707>when she gets a whiff of that bucci
davejade..!!
>>152339339check out their kink chart
>>152339787i need link to this
>>152339821no need i found ithttps://tiermaker.com/create/the-ultimate-kink-and-fetish-tierlist-19052270
>>152339827nope. wron6 one. the one you posted has to Forced Transmasc option
we postin basedcadetblu now?
>>152339827>"ultimate" kink and fetish tierlist>actually good fetishes, like ass and/or breast expansion or cowgirls, nowhere to be seen
>>152339847hi d/ear. you know the d/eal make you/r be/d i for/gor yester/day.
>>152339891darn... 6ive me a moment 8
>>152339787most larpshit list ever lol
>>152339891alri6ht done 83anyways, how're you doin6
>>152339943
the one i found is indeed shit. no nerds, no specific fetishes. normie type shti
>>152339935how are you d/oing. you seem to be a little less ener/getic and active in this thr/ead lately d/ear.
>>152339787inmediate psycheward lol
>>152340017how the fuck you like ""pee, horror sex, gore, licking eye but not cucking.
>>152339908He would NOT do that.
>>152340038im possessive? duh
>>152340022well that didn't answer my question, 8ut i'm doin6 fine i 6uess. a little tired since i was DRA66ED to a party yesterday 8y my dear, sweet sister whom i love.8ut yeah that's it. how are YOU doin6 8a8e?
>>152340091please start namefagging so I can filter you
>>152340116I considered that 8ut i think it's funny if you can't, so no. if *I* have to deal with posters I don't like, YOU have to deal with me. equivalent exchan6e and all that
>>152338628Tavros, Karkat, John, Sollux, Rufioh, hmmmmm Equius.... Hmmmm Maybe sopor influenced Gamzee. I really want to kiss Gamzee but I'm afraid he will bite my lips and make me bleed for the lols.
>>152340127Threadshiting begets threadshitting, be the change you want to see in the world. I wil
I want to have a threesome with folykl and kuprum from hiveswap!
>>152340091i kind/a hate the fact that you calle/d me babe an/d now im smilling and a little flushe/d. but remembe/r my siste/r? no? okay. but im at he/r house right now, shes got a baby and stuff
>>152339018Elaborate more please i am curious
>>152340205uuuúgh this must be so good. Equius laaaap. i need that.
>>152340171I suppose that makes sense... I WOULD just post cute Hiveswap troll 6irls, IF THERE WERE ANY!!!!!!1there's THOUSANDS of pictures of dave fuckin6 fa6kat's trollussy 8ut THERE'S LESS THAN HALF OF THAT in terms of cute troll 6irls??? WHYYYYYYYYY must i live in a faggot world like this.....>>152340188cool, thou6h i suppose our re6ular discussions really aren't homestuck related, are they? i wouldn't want to 8e rude to the other anons itt, sooooo i think we should take this somewhere else, don't you think?
>>152339908Six or Seven failed quadrants
>>152340176But they fucking reek
>>152340205mor/ails should/n't pail by any means.>>152340249al/right so/rry.
>>152340305don't 8e sorry, i was merely su66estin6 we talk somewhere more... one on one is all. not indendin6 to chastise you
>>152340213professor paradox is a ben 10 character who is somewhat of a higher force entity that perished in one of us army time travel experiments and became time god, but that lame kind that barely intertwines into story, mostly to guide and warn others, also hes a huge doctor who referenceso basically, if caliborn was a good half, he would be him
>>152340249skill issue. mspabooru, tumblr, twitter, pinterest, etc
>>152340315gayyy.>>152340249also I agree. and i don’t want to go on twitter or tumblr just to find more fanart of her.
has anyone made a full 12 set of chinese zodiac trolls
>>152340350THERE'S two (2) pictures of my 8eloved jade8looded creature on the MSPA8ooru that I like, this 8ein6 one of them. You know why? 8ECAUSE NO ONE FUCKIN6 LIKES HIVESWAP, or, at least, not like they did Homestuck. Alas WHY must I join fandoms and like only the cutest of 6irls. it just keeps happenin6>>152340351it's horri8le, really. they should just make more art of cute 6irls instead of... idk whatever people are drawin6 these days
>152340351>its too hard to find pics of hiveswap girls >doesnt want to spend 2 seconds to go on the most easily searchable websites of all time to find picturesdo you even love her>>152340387Its a smaller fandom and thats just how life is but far more than 2 good pieces of art exist out there you just have to find it and its fun to look.
>>152340297
>>152340387She looks weak to anal
Sburb 1996 is a good read Jean a cute!
>>152340580she is (trust me, i would know)
Happy Black History month /hsg/
>>152340716
>>152340716damn I for6ot it was 8lack history month
>>152340728>black.pngyou dont say, almost thought she was aryan
>>152340740thinking about that bbpanzu dirkroxy animation where dirk is white and hal was black. what did he mean by that?
>>152340745nta but yeah she is pretty white so i can see how, without the file name, you'd think that
>>152340744>>152340772its weird how the only kids i like black are the lalondes even though they're in the "whitest people ever" strilonde bubblei guess there's no fighting the supremacy of "dark skin light hair" female designs
>>152340740i hate that i laughed at it.
>>152340790this. Roxy is cuter when black. striders are white as fuck though, and it's not even technically impossible due to genetics stuff and ectobiology fuckery
Hey /hsg/, back in 2016 when I read this for the first time I thought the beginning was cool as fuck: these four kids playing a video game that warps reality and struggling with its mechanics hooked me pretty quick; I got kinda sad when it turned out the story was way bigger than that, but y'know, it was never meant to be so no use feeling down about it.
they hated my boy because he was too swwagalicious. they couldn't HANDLE his swag>>152340827the point where I got bad for me was the cherubs. Ooh I did NOT fucking care about those niggas at ALL lol
>>152340790For me black of any shade Jade and Roxy I can fuck withJane, Rose, John, and Dave have to be white Dirk and Jake can be brown to tanned.
idc if it would cheapen the impact of it. EVERY character (or at least all Derse dreamers) should've 6otten at least one 6rimdark scene minimum and it all should've 8een 8lamed on horrorterror influence. THAT could've 8een a fuckin6 thin6. Prospit dreamers 6et future visions, Derse dreamers 6et a temp power up from eldritch 8ein6s. Like FUCK they didn't even explain what the horrorterrors' deal was. like wtf are they and where did they come from
>>152340876imagine being Rose, and your mom is inexplicably black whilst you're pale aryan white with blonde hair and blue eyes lol
>>152340876>John>white>>152338921
>>152340907beaners can still be white tho
>>152340897Mom can be white, I'm not saying Roxy or Jade have to be dark skinned just that of the kids those are the one where my mental image of their character isn't outside of the tolerance range. Though saying that this but with Rose and Mom/Roxy is a hilarious mental image
>>152340907He's just caked up from all the sweets his dad makes
>>152340917well it'd be even funnier if Rose saw Roxy, who by all means should be essentially a clone of her mother, and she was black inexplicably. the confusion from her, I think, would be funny
>>152340865it's weird because i love caliborn, i love his interactions, i love homosuck, i think cherub lore is cool, he's a great character (and callie exists i guess), i think lord english's set-up is sick, etc etcbut i cannot disagree with the notion that everything relating to the cherubs and LE were, in the long run, all a massive, colossal fucking detriment to the narrative of the webcomicthings were a lot comfier when bec noir was the big threat
>>152340744Happy Monthd/ay or something my favor/ite black man.
>>152340897>ROSE: Uhm... Mom, can I ask you a question?>MOM: ask away sweeite>MOM: *sweetie>ROSE: If you're black, then why I'm I so to put it bluntly...>ROSE: ...Caucasian.>MOM: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>MOM: u got uhh rly unlcky durin the gene loteyry sweetie>MOM: *lottery
>>152338628John egbert Wanna hug yoo
>>152340897Maybe she just has revitiligo ever think about that huh
>>152339875The only good drawing from him I have seen,Good morning /HSG/ another day another drawing. Hope you are all well .As for me personally. The only character I imagine not being white is jade. But she would be moreso tan than black, honestly Asian jade would be an interesting thing too. Don't ask me how that works genetics wise Same with Jake.
>>152338628Vriska, Rose, Feferi, Terezi.
I like seeing the races people make human trolls. Latina Aradia is always hot
>>152341217My Filipino Karkat and sollux agenda is as strong as ever
>>152341250Of course he'd be the strongest race
Hello to all jadebloods. All of which owe me sex.
>>152339245Penis not working
>>152341097John, Jake, Jade and Jane are all in the asian-american spectrum, Jake is 50/50 John and Jade are 25/75 and Jane is 15/85
>>152338653I'm sorry to say, but since she has god-tiered, she will never leave her prime.
>>152341375Honestly I would make it simpler and have jade and Jake be the 50/50 and John and Jane be the 15/85 John is the whitest whiteboy known to man. He could be a fully black child and still come out that way, it's just inevitable.
>>152341406Sure, I can live with those metrics
>>152341406Black John is just Steve Urkel without the intelligence
>>152341023thank you 83
>>152341440WHOA WHOA*spritzes with water*
>>152341440They are practicing
>>152341440Are moirail allowed to fuckNepeta has to teach Equius that love goes beyond quadrants guys.
hot and I need her to pin me down and rape me
i made somethin6 a6ainfiles.catbox.moe/m1tr6d.mp3
>>152341440this is what i'm talking about. if you aren't being freaky with your moiral than what is even the point?
>>152341479Literally can't without flushed or caliginous feelings, if they can get it going they aren't pale anymore
>>152341597THE POINT of a moirail is NOT for concupiscent affections. JUST FUC KIN6 VACILLATE AT THAT POINT
>>152341543You seen to gave good talent making these remixes
>>152341642nah. i kiss your homies in the mouth.
>>152341723is this dirkjade
>>152341736seems like davejade for me.
>>152341664thank you anon>>152341697kissin6 is for red or 8lackrom only. those to are clearly more red than pale
>>152341736dave, look at the sunglasses
>>152341697Gonna fail paleChasing 'rail tailA tale to bailOn you, fail of a 'rail
>>152341440Nepeta is not for thisAlthough it’s a better scandalously profane notion than other ones
>>152341783word
if candyroxy met meatroxy you think theyd fuck
>>152341866all the strilondes would have sex with themselves no question, so yes.
>>152340580Jadeblood trait
drawpile sesh started, no rush to enter but enjoy!!!https://drawpile.net/invites/pub.drawpile.net/01kgd4ghedessmhnmjwy9h3j6n
All I'm saying is the quadrants can kiss my assI wanna see Nepeta fucking Equius this instant. If anyone can make it happen it's a heart player. This is like their whole MO
>>152341956A heart player would know they're better for each other pale
>>152341956don't be so trollphobic anon, quadrants are an essentially part of troll culture and biology
>>152341976I give quadrants the same respect I give the notion of gender or sexuality. Aka none. It all means absolutely nothing to me. (ok I am being a bit hyperbolic for the joke but still) On a more serious note I think Nepeta fulfilling that ancient prophecy that the disciple (was that her name) did by being with someone and loving them "beyond the quadrants" is cool. And I wish we got to explore that more. Cause maybe the quadrants are important to people. But maybe to others it's not, and it would be cool for someone to make that choice for themselves.
Good morning /hsg/
>>152342034hmmm I see. that WOULD be pretty interesting, if their love transcended the quadrants (what does that even mean???). it would be interesting, even if she did job to The Highb100d>>152342051>transferred my period into youlike a blood transfusion??
>>152342062Well muelin was in love with kankri. So I'm assuming beyond the quadrants meant that they fufiled all the functions of the quadrants at once in a fluid sort of manner. They could healthily express their aggression and violent tendencies through black rom, of course the mushy gushy red feelings they felt, but also be helpful allies that keep the other in check like pale feelings. Don't ask me how auspistice fits into this. Point is it's supposed to be vauge and sort of unknowable because the whole point is that it transcends a rigid system / social construct.
>>152342093wait. so the quadrants are basically four different... 8ehaviorslovin6 (red)carin6 (pale)pacifyin6? (ashen)rivalistic (8lack)so a relationship that transcends quadrants would have to 8e either ALL of them at once, or none of them, 8ut likely the formerso yeah i a6ree with you. I kinda wish we 6ot more on the dancestors and ancestors. like it's just such a fascinatin6 concept, to have the same person 8ut havin6 lived in different environments, and how that affects them as a person. The differences and similarities would 8e very fascinatin6 to see
>>152342133Yeah I'm not saying Nepeta has to be fully in love with Equius like that. I am just saying that if anyone *would* be the one to explore that it would be and should be Nepeta. she deserves an arc and since she's all about shipping and love I think she can have it. Hell maybe go full circle by having her end up with Karkat instead of Equius. She does have a red crush on him after all.
>>152342040Hearts tanked that, by the way.
>>152340017There is so many fucking tags I just got bored and didn't use all of them, Yes anons I AM a Cancer sign
>>152342062It means monogamy bro, it doesn't have to be any weirder than that.Trolls are naturally poly so getting oneitis would be extremely unnatural to them
i like to think that trolls, 8ein6 psychic 8u6 thin6s, passively and unconsciously convey their typin6 quirks to each other when speakin6. like, if you were talkin6 to someone and they had 1s in their typin6 quirk, you'd just *feel* that they do, intuitively. That's all, just wanted to share that headcanon>>152342279oh. i 6uess that makes a lot of sense
>>152342339
>>152342279I wonder if actual poly bitches uses the troll romance quadrants... I mean a lot of them are weird enough for it
>>152342369fuckable>>152342386unfuckable
>>152342354awww nooo
>>152340369It's amazing how the zodiac group from hunter x hunter is literally the homestuck trollsKanzi for example is literally karkat
>>152342354Good. Being gay is not ok.
Trolls are built for humanity, that's why they're weak to normal human romance.
>>152342354from experience this'll probably be the best outcome for a rejection, often it ends violently if you're not careful, being a faggot sucks =(
>>152339380is your ideal type krillin or smth?
Trolls are built for humanity, that's why they'll let you have a waifu for every vibe.
Humans are built for trollinity, that's why all midbloods get a human rapetoy (me)
random fanventure protag concept i dont think ill touch againshe sits in her room and binges horror movies and kinky pornos and draws ghouls in her spare time
>>152339380>>152342489i agree with the first anon, im a big shota head but this is wayyyy to young. the proportions oughta be cute but not tooooo infantile. look at how moon runes does it, he get sit.
Troll aren't real, Human aren't real...
>>152340017>>1523422736od they need to expand their list with somethin6 other than 999 of the same variations of the same thin6
>>152342529that's what Big Cherub wants you to think
>>152342539>this fag is into cucking by spookswhats funny this bitch clearly doesnt knows what handfree orgasm is lmao
>>152342489>>152342528Allow me to demonstrate my tastes with some of my art.
>>152342563haha no1. I'm not into 8ein6 cucked (I'm 8lack 8tw so 8NWO would 8enefit me 6reatly)2. I do know what a hands-free-or6asm is
>>152342569...sissified Bob the Builder?
>>152342580>86-KUN IS BLACKCAN THIS MF GET EVEN MORE MISERABLE?!
>>152342586sure we can go with that, point is i may be weirdo but there are levels to this stuff.
>>152342597He's not the only Black here anon.
>>152342603ewwww
>>152342539>Anal sex (Receiving)>Hell dimensionThat Bathroom flashback you had must've been crazyyyyyyyy quirk fag
I'm somehow worse than being black or jewish, I'd genuinely get hatecrimed irl if I said it outloud
>>152342644South East Asian....damn dude I'm sorry to hear
My head cannon is that john is the shortest kid for the longest time, even rose is taller than him, and then he shoots up to being second tallest behind jade. yeah my john hc is taller than dave when their adults. it just fits methinks.
>>152342644You're a sonic underground fan?
>>152342597>>86-kunsi6h... I wish people called me araneafa6 like they used to... kids these days and their fancy nicknames>>152342612*casts void-y ma6yyks on you to make you 8LACK*>>152342639oh 6od why do you remem8er that lol>>152342644are you trans or somethin6? 8ecause we here at /hs6/ LOVE trans6ender 6irls, especially if they're also witches of space and also are a little heavyset and cute and cosplay sometimes
>>152342651hahaha, i can do you one better., Im black AND filipinoHAHAHAHAHA
>>152342644You're a strilondecest shipper???
>>152342663
>>152342663>>152342644(me)I was born a gypsy, legit one of the worse races you can be on this planet, I'm just lucky I can whitepass and hide it pretty well.
>>152342711this tracks because im also a true cancer candy red mutant, so if the extended zodiac is correct than im basically number 1 cull target.
>>152342662I like transmen and transwomen because of the power. I chase them not because I'm interested but because fucking them is a power play for me. They will always wonder if I actually cared about their gender identity or just did it for an easy lay.
>>152342663damn... bro you're cooked. we're deporting you back to Afriexico. Mexrica. You're BLACK and you like TACOS my nigga I don't know what else to day>>152342656i don't see Jade being the tallest. personally i think dave would be the shortest, since he's malnourished, likely. And jade was raised by a dog so idk if she's exactly the healthiest of people. ROSE would be the tallest imo, followed by jade followed by john followed by dave >>152342711what is this image supposed to represent? use your words nigger
>>152342726I like trans women 8ecause chicks with dicks are two times the fun
Look I'm fine with a wide range of people but I draw the line with Koreans, Jewish, Thai, Chileans, and The French
>>152342746What about Creole people?
>>152342746why do you hate the poor, innocent frenchmen? what did they ever do to YOU anon. what did they do?
>>152342539>being called pr/incess and good girlwhy is that so d/ear d/o you want to talk about it?
>>152342730nah guys i have to tap into my hidden potential that was feared by the high classes. then i can become the ultimate warrior, pure of heart and awakened by fury...the super stuckie....as for the hights. I like jade being the tallest because she just gives me that vibe. She is the early bloomer in my eyes. John is the shortest cause i like my protags short, but also because in my head he is also a little chubby, so he is short chubby, weak and generally physically unimpressive. rose would eventually be the shortest after everyone has grown up.
>>152342644>>152342712Thoughts on Nepeta?
>>152342739Yeah, I am pretty funny now that you mention it
>>152342746Why Chileans? I worked with a few and they where pretty cool.
>>152342746Damn I was almost fine
>>152342760>Go to France>Think it's cool but>Food sucks>A random person bumped into me and didn't say sorryhe didn't say sorry....I hate them.
>>152342746hgahahahathe prospitcest shipper wins again! I have passed./
>>152342771I like her
>>152342712The one race even liberal euros will be racist against... damn irl mutantblood
>>152342780if you're sayin6 you are trans then PLEASE let me suck you off>>152342766I am narcissistic and would prefer if i fit my own sexual preferences. no i am not auto6ynephilic I just think 8ein6 a cute 6irl would 8e coolanyways 8a8e can I suck off that trans(?) chick I just replied to please
>>152342746>>152342788Oh wait no, I'm in the clear WOO
>>152342823even more mutant blood than a black pinoy?
>>152342782I can't understand them and they are so fucking short
>>152342837>no i am not autogynephilic I just think being a cute girl would be cool
>>1523428578/ it's true thou6h
Race of any sort, mixed or not, can be forgiven if you are a hot woman
>>152342823Yeah, and that's not even to mention the fact that I'm a faggot too so it's not like I'm even accepted by other gypsies, there's a reason why karkat is one of my favs
>The cretin dematerializes into a pile of loot and stardust, just like it would in a vidya, which you are in, except you don’t really know what a vidya is because you are a caveman. >vidyawhat the fuck, are you telling me beneviolent author actually uses imageboards?
>>152342899That's true because men of every other race will see fucking that woman as a conquest or victory for their race.
>>152342911based beneviolet author
>>152342837first of all no because that woul/d be gay and you'/re not (you said so) and on you/r tier/list you put cock in cr/inge. secon/d are you/r r/eally, r/eally sure you don't want to be a woman? im not going to jud/ge a goo/d gir/l.
>>152342845I dont think there's a mutantblood hierarchy. Dude its not a competition. The drones cull all mutants equally
>>152342903Youre just like karl marx. Who was an athiest jew. The christians rejected him because he was a jew by birth. The jews rejected him because he was an athiest
>>152342952well idk, candy reds are pretty much jesus, so i think there might actually be a mutant hirearchy
>>152342899this except for THAT race. you know the one>>152342938well1. sucking a chick's dick is never 6ay (8ecause they're a 6irl o8viously)2. i'm a fat 8lack man. if there was a 8utton I could press to turn into a cute 6irl who looks NOTHIN6 like I would if I trooned out, I would press it lol 8ut I do NOT need to 8e even more mar6inalized than I am already. 6od a fat 8lack tranny lolicon fa66ot is NOT on my list of thin6s I wanna 8e
>>152342979>candy reds are pretty much jesusIt's just one guy who got to assume that role because scratching shenanigans, and his "son" who was also meant to be no less important but ended up being a slut for the human cock instead.
>>152340297And we don't?
>>152342837>If you're trans then please-Fuck off, I may be a tranny but I have some standards
>>152343070lower your standards then please
>Mark- Heir of Hope >Tom- Mage of Light >Travis- Page of Blood
yk i may be a faggot, but at least im white
>>152342979Is that what troll jesus would say?
>>152335915If I was the First Guardian, I would make sure one of my many special sessions come to fruition.
>>152343126>I may be a personal failing>but at least I get to ruin the success of my ancestors
>>152343130probobly not. But karkat would and he IS troll jesus,so msybe its not that bad.
>>152343166He might recognize one exists but he sure as fuck wouldn't like it.
yk i may be a faggot but at least im not alive!!!!
>>152343126
>>152343186hahaha silly silly hsg user.karkat actually doing something? thats funny. Karkats only purpose is to be gay for dave and be the funny angry man. And then we can all jerk ourselves off about how smart hussie is for saying "guys you dont get it his character arc is about him accepting he doesn't have to be a cool leader guy, he is awsome the way he is!" even tho no he isnt, he sucks.And candy karkat doesn't make it any better, candy karkat still sucks.
>>152343150For me, it's sigma session.
>>152343206>This is what youd look lile if you were black or chinese
>>152339176We as a society have moved past the need for Kiki and are now moving onto Fujo Fukuoka
>>152343205>>152343206my sides FUCK
>>152343210At no point did I say he's do anything about it you big silly. I just said he wouldn't like it and wouldn't support it.
>>152343154>personal failingIt's only the case if you take it in the assGranted, something about his hand tells me he does love getting buttfucked, but still.
>>152343033well that sucks but atleast you can stop being fat. i know it's gener/ic but you have to go to the gym. that is if you'r/e FAT i you'r/e chubby then im D/ROLLING. sorr/y ,that was inappropr/iate.
>>152343206>aino no actually i take my words about my sides back from you no you just fucked up, like, you are that lazy
>>152343265ai? no no I painstakingly replaced each pixel if a darker color. this is, of course, the most efficient way to make a joke post
>>152343297i may be a faggot, but at least i try to deliver
>>152343313i may be a slopper but at least i'm not a faggot
I may be a faggot
I may be a homosexual but I'm not a faggot(I've never bottomed or sucked cock)
I may be
I may
I
>>152343205yk I may be a faggot but somehow I'm not whiteI love you skele-anon
And so we spiral down the drainPaddling through shitSpewing from asses in painAnon should just take the hitThere's nothing to gainYou're all so fucking gayA cock gargling refrain
>>152341899Good draw pile sesh
>>152343254Hey its possible to get buttfucked by a woman. Bigot!
>>152343406'Look at the majesty sideways and all you see is the Tower, which our ancestors made idols from. Look at its center and all you see is the begotten hole, second serpent, womb-ready for the Right Reaching, exact and without enchantment.''The heart of the second serpent holds the secret triangular gate.''Look at the secret triangular gate sideways and you see the secret Tower.''The secret Tower within the Tower is the shape of the only name of God, I.'
>>152343441look at mister rhymes 8oy thinkin6 he's any less 6ayer than everyone else (DESPITE the fact rhymin6 is theatre-adjacent (homosexual 8ehavior))
>>152343126>>152343206The jade hivemind over here
>>152343206
I've just unearthed previously unknown Nepeta lore.Truly fascinating.
>>152341899it was fun :u
>>152343500>nepeta lore>clearly meulin8ased retard
why is it so small?
>>152343464Would it be possible for a time player to mantle Lord English at this point?
>>152343546oh look i'm ekstasis!!!
>>152343544she says this when looking at kanaya's tentabulge
>>152343510Holy kino
>>152343510Is Mallum a highland cow?
ii miight be a lowblood but at lea2t iim not one of you guy2
>>152343530Meulin posts shitty gifs and gets into bad relationships that leave her heartbroken, meanwhile Nepeta is a Rogue and said hemospectrum is stupid. It's obvious which one is more likely to become a career social-democratic politician.
I'm glad this place is funny sometimes
>>152343676kek
>>152343676haha lol look at this piss8lood lolHEY EVERYONE POINT AT THIS LOW8LOOD AND LAU6H>>152343691well nepeta can't 8ecome anythin6 8ecause she's DEAD so... it's o8viously the Muckrake
>>152343546Maybe (GREY AREA. GREY MAYBE.) but he's the sharmat of SBURB and therefore if you're a time player you're bound to switch with him anyway (11. The Number of the Master. 102) when fighting him unless you have a careful observer.
>>152343256>chubbyi'm less fat than this fat ni66a dave if that 6ives you any perspective on that
>>152343751Quirk fag, I will forever see you as EDP445 in terms of a visual headcanon
>>152343751>the archetectess
>>152343805She gave all her insecurity's to dave now. I wonder if a fat dave would move and love like tekken bob
>>152343751it d/oesn't look that ba/d then, but atleast shave r/egularly because hair/y fat people look d/isgusting
>>152343492you owe me sex
>>152343844hmmm how hairy is "hairy" anyways? i need a frame of reference
>>152343943>Troll bunny
all men are TROLLEDall women are TROLLEDare humans are TROLLEDall according to Her Imperious Condescension's plan
oh to make mix-raced babies with rooooose lolanone my bleodoved ewaifui
>>152344052Roxy please, cut down on drinking and incestuous fantasies
>>152343966 i prefe/r to shave all hair/s. ze/ro. yes, you have to shave you/r balls AN/D ass as well. shaving is something that you coul/d d/o r/ight now an/d it will make you look bette/r, pr/obably help with you/r self asteem, we can wor/k on being skinnie/r late/r, that takes time.
i know the sufferer is unc-coded but he's also mad zesty in a rizzful way? like, not in a daddy way but in a "oooh this nigga doesn't even KNOW what goes down in ohio, on skibidi" type of way
yall are extra retarded today i see. (affectionate)>>152343660yes mallum is a beautiful highland bull. expecifically the ones with Black colored fur!!!
>>152344144Behead quirkers cartel style
>>1523441288/idk, that's a looooot more effort then i'm willin6 to put into, may8e, anythin6 ever? I mean, the MOST I am willin6 to do is trim my 8eard a little 8it (not cut it all off). 8ein6 fully shaven doesn't really fit my aesthetic of 8ein6 a 6ft 290 pound 8lack man
>>152344183tf is a quirker? is that some unc-speak that i don't know about because i'm not an skibidi ass nigga born in the nineteen hundreds? like blud if you don't speak some goddamn english imma beat yo ass
>>152344227you need to be 18 years old to post here little alpha gemmie.
>>152344199>here is more personal information please make fun of me
>>152344273hey 8ein6 a little chu88y is nothin6 to 8e ashamed of, in fact *rapes you*
>>152344273Every circus needs a lowblood attraction
>>152344252shut it unc oldfag nigga you so old i bet you bitchass was in Vietnam niggayou so old I bet yo bitchass know tf a myspace is niggayou such a unc ass nigga your birth year prolly start with a 19 nigga
>>152344294i'm a vir6o (not a vir6in unfortunately) so i'd 8e a mid8lood actually
>>152344322Midbloods are a lowblood cope you freak, learn your place
>>152344315jesus christ i feel a really kismesis feeling for you. i need to chop your head off right now q_q
>>152342730>you like TACOSeveryone likes tacos
>>152344335nuh uhand plus, I 8et you're a seethin6 rustie who thinks he can just troll me 8ecause he's anonymous. well 6uess what low8ie, I'm livin6 in your walls. look 8ehind you ni66a
>>152344349yeah but you do because ur half-mexican sorry bro>>152344340why don't you go chop some bitches lolwhy don't you feel some feelings for a woman huh
>>152344199god/damn you a/re obese thats not good, okay, real quick shave you/r chest and see how you feel about it
>>152344384because i'm gay i believe, and i honestly didnt knew you where a guy but it doesn't matter for me really;
>>152344199>6ftI'm taller than quirk fagLet's gooooooooo
>>152344420okay look i'm not a landwhale or somethin6 okay? my physique isn't toned 8ut i'm not like, immo8ile. like, I can, and do jo6 and sometimes sprint. I just have hu6e fuckin6 thi6hs and a 8it of a 8elly is all>>152344450i'm 6oin6 to slau6hter you like an oink8east you slenderman shaped ni66a
Oh man I haven't drawn all day. I have to get off my ass and actually finish chapter 1GRAGHHHHH
5'7 is the truly best height
>>152344484you/r BMI is still ove/r 30, which is categor/ized as obese. you have to jog atleast like, 5 times a week. i d/on't know how im gonna make you d/o that but i have to
>>152344557Isn't BMI not an accurate way to gauge a person's health anymore?
>>152344557i HAVE jo66ed that much 8efore. I use to jo6 6 times a week for a few months 8efore. And I have no other health conditions, so i'm like 86% sure i'm not THAT unhealthy
>>152344575It still is somewhat, it just doesn't differentiate between fat and muscle so it isn't the most accurate
>>152343997Trolled is Earth-Cs more popular tag
zaamngood job guys we reach limit replies.
>>152344586whats stopping you fr/om jogging that much again?
>>152344644Can't post on hsg and jog at the same time. Also will get shot by white pepple terrified of an unstoppable 300 pound black man
>>152344644well i used to do it with my sister all the time 8ut then she said she wanted to do her OWN work out re6imen every other day, and that kinda disrupted our flow and now we don't do it any more and i don't 6o out myself 8ecause i'd feel self-conscious 6oin6 out there myselfand this >>152344672 too lol
>>152344672I mean this is true, but most people don't really wanna be near a large black man in general unless they know them.
>>152344672THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HSG HOLY SHIT
>>152344712Yeah leave some thread for the rest of us Pic unrelated I just want to post this
>>152344672i have a question, are you the guy from miley cyruss clip where she was riding a wrecking ball?
>>152344735What did anon mean by this?
>>152344685d/oes my little 290 poun/d chu/d need his positive afir/mations while jogging? if you coul/d start tomor/ow i coul/d d/o it fo/r you. you'r/e thinking about bettering your/self and im pr/oud o you.
>>152344672I believe in you fat black anon you will become the page of breath
>>1523447798a8e please not in front of the 6uys...I don't want them to make fun of me 8(8ut there's no need. this (your post) has inspired me to start jo66in6 a6ain may8e. don't call me your little 290 pound chud in pu8lic thou6h
>>152344853okay but you better d/o it.anyways i think i di/d my job today on this threa/d helping you and the (500 replies)and tor/romow we. yes WE hsg WILL be wishing goodluck while jogging. isn't that r/ight guys?
>>152344922No way, nigga.
I don't like fat people so no.
>>152344939come on anon. 6ive me a lucky 8r8k
>>152344971As a big nigga myself, you just gotta eat less processed foods and eat homemade shit that isn't microwaved. I've been eating healthy and having honey as a treat, and I've been losing weight decently. Hell, even walking like 10 miles or more for like 2 hours twice or three times a day will show results.
Hopefully /hsg/ dies for good this time
>>152345302Anon are we in a doomed session?
I'll make it
>>152345396>>152345396>>152345396
