I think Namor takes this.
Cape GODmic thread.
GOOD MOOOOOORNING /dbg/! Just here to remind that Sonic (yes, Sonic from the acclaimed Sonic the Hedgehog series) won the last thread and all threads to come! Make sure not to cry when he RAPES and GAPES your favorite verse!
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING SPIDERKEKS
Reposting here:https://zackofalltradess.blogspot.com/2026/02/homelander-vs-albert-wesker-boys-vs.htmlOwmlandabros...Bradleybros...Batmanbros...
Calling it now. Sonic will win this thread.
Sonic has won this thread.
>I am outside of the multiverse, making me boundless????
Presented without comment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-nsrSaSmEE
Although Joker usually doesn't fight physically, I can name several famous comics where he beat Cass, Bruce and Jason in fights (in 80 years of comics there will be inconsistency). That's why scales to them.Is there any single comic where Norman beat Spider-Man in a straight 1v1, no glider no bombs no bullshit? Every comic i've ever seen is just Spidey beating him toothless while Norman begs and grovels and promises he'll change if Peter doesn't hurt him.If there's no comic where he beats them physically then you can't say his goblin gimmick is equal to Spiderpowers.
>>152342875If his ears are on top of his head, what keeps his glasses in place?
>>152342849>>152342872>>152342875Mario won
>>152342872>>152342875SAMEnic
>>152342872>>152342875Why state the obvious?
>>152342849>GOOD MOOOOOORNING /dbg/! Just here to remind that Sonic (yes, Sonic from the acclaimed Sonic the Hedgehog series) won the last thread and all threads to come! Make sure not to cry when he RAPES and GAPES your favorite verse!on opposite day, faggot
>>152342902Why samefag?
>>152342901>>152342908Why samefag?
>>152342915To bait you
>>152342886T-THOSE GUARDS EXIST ABOVE ALL THE DICHOTOMY OF GOOD AND EVIL, NOT GOOD AND EVIL, AND ALL OF THEIR VARIABLES ACROSS REALITY PROPAGATED THROUGH AN ENDLESS MIROR, EACH SEEING EACH OTHER AS FICTION, BUT THOSE FICTION SEEING OTHERS AS FICTION THROUGH INFINITY, WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE PROCESS BEING REPEATEDLY AD NAUSEUM AND DONE ON EVERY REFLECTION...You know?
>>152342924>I was only pretending to samefag
>>152342872>Pic related sub tiny moon level fodderSonic is weak...
>>152342896mario can't even beat sephiroth unc
>>152342889>batman is FTL, and joker scales to it..Why? He tried to shank him that one timeDoes that knife create city level explosions every time it is swung?
>>152342942>mario can't even beat sephiroth unc>toy verse fanfics
Behave
>>152342947I just chose a random page of the fight. He carved the smile in his back in the middle of the fight.
>>152342872>>152342875>>152342902>Post him defeating anyone worth while and can outscale his speed with sheer power that overpowers any phenomena including divine and metaphysical beings snd forces.
>>152342922>samefagthose 2 posts are responding to different posts, newfag
>>152342889>I can name several famous comics where he beat CassHas oneshot him numerous times>Red HoodHas beaten Joker's ass more often than not, with most of Joker's 'wins' usually relying on outsmarting Jason because he's a retard>BatmanHas not only raped and gaped Joker but has also whooped Joker along with multiple members of his rogues at the same time, multiple times, and very likely more than any amount of times you could post Joker ever fighting Batman on an equal footing (literally hinges on just Endgame where an empowered Joker was briefly faster than Batman and he has lost that amp since)I can also post Joker losing to early fucking Tim Drake who has barely had any training or regular ass people
>>152342959Why wasn't that wall broken, isn't batman supposed to be building level?
>>152342849Trvke
>>152342964Yeah yeah yeah, that's why I said inconsistent. In 99% of Superman comics he's building level, Death Battle scaling uses high ends for scaling, not averages. You'll just have to get used to that since it's how it's always been.
>>152342976Sameshit SHITnicfagging
>joker is building level and FTLPost base joker (what weird statement) destroying a building, and moving at FTL
>desperate samenic sonicfag spamming the other thread now that everyone leftsonic is pathetic
Post Spider-man destroying a building, and moving at FTL
>>152342872Yup that's true>>152342875Also true
>>152343014>samenic
>>152343005they're gonna post him dodging lasers (knows where they will shoot beforehand) and not running around the planet in 0.3 seconds.
>>152343014also samefagging
Denji is so fucking sexy
ARCHIE! I NEED YOU, ARCHIE!
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>152342849TRVTH NVKE!!!!!!!
>>152343026Yuji is into gay buttseggs?
>>152342849This COSMIC TRUTH FUARKING MINDBROKE me!!!
>>152343005Nah I'll give you sumn better
>repeating phrasesMOLESTEDker the impregnated is a normal human.
>>152342872>>152342875No lies detected.
>>152343054SAMESHIT!!!!!
>>152342872True.
>>152343059>puts arm in front of someone who runs into itthat's like saying a traffic cone is faster than a car.
>>152342961>He had super speed but he didnt just have only that to match the boastful speester, he had a indescribable ability to use a innate force incomprehensible His speed and movement wasn’t elegant. Wasn’t physics-defying. Wasn’t even speed—it was pure, unchecked supremacy and absolute power turned into momentum that overwhelms the divine and the pinnavle of transcendance.Its always takes Super Man to tame a Super Sonic.
>>152343066>>152343073SHITnic queer the desperation is oozing
>>152342875As always.
>>152343060Green Goblin got beat up by Doctor Octopus the normal human.
>>152343069MindBROKEN
JOKER SWEEP
>>152342896In Sonic's first episode, he raped and gaped Mario because he got composited with Archie btw
>>152343088SHARTnic queer samefagging
>>152342896...'t ever be anything but a 2-bit actor in a stage play.
>Joker>SonicThe RUINERS of /dbg/...These threads are fucking unusable
>>152343127Joker literally did nothing but post a G1 blog and Norman and Spider self-inserters have been in meltie mode ever since
>>152342976Also true.
>>152343127Joker won
>>152342896>The winner is Mario.
>>152343103Mario wins because he always overcomes throw his first losts and wins the 2nd rematch
>>152342942Sephiroth beat Galeem.Galeem one shot the starting roster. (Including Sonic)
Joker was RAPED AND GAPED!!
>>152343003>>152343016>>152342992>desperate anus tonguingBlackest retard gorilla saiyan fag right here lol
Fact: Joaquin Phoenix in the Todd Phillips movie wasn't the real Joker. The psycho killer at the end was.Fact: Norman Osborn canonically got gay raped by Mysterio in the canon comics.
>>152343054True again.
>Trvke>TRVTH NVKE!!!!!!!>Why state the obvious?>No lies detected.>As always.>Also true.
>>152343127These threads were ruined long before when we got Kratos posting and the Nick Anti Kaiju fag.
>>152343163>homosexual fantasiesFavorite one-off non canon sonic transformation?
You guys don't get it, I was on the same building as Floyd Mayweather during one of his public fightsAnd my mom stated that I could mach him in power and speed, that 100% means I'm on the same level as him!
>>152343092True once more!
>>152343194>samenic
>>152343193Statementbro...
>>152343180'cado is site cvltvre
>>152343127...for LOSERS who are TOO SLOW.
...like Sonic
>>152343171That was Mysterio getting the backshots btw. Pretended to be Gwen so valid
>>152343171>I-IT WASN'T THE REAL JOKER...
>>152342858Those fuckers are claiming homelander would lose to someone who jobs to bullets?
>>152343177>tears and projectionCool. Post SAMENICSAMENIC some more while sounding absolutely ASSBLASTED. That'll change everything lol
JONKLERALWAYSWINS
>>152343217Todd Phillips himself said so.Mysterio (the normal human) canonically Raped and Gaped this guy.
>>152343225You sound very upset, want a tissue?
>>152343225say this again without crying
>>152343217>didn't see the movieGet some fucking friends, anon.
>>152342826>>152342794>>152342643Metaphysics, basically. It's something that transcends physical reality, or all dimensions of spacetime. That automatically puts any verse in a high position. Umineko indeed made it obvious through its meta-world. The use of platonic concepts and metaphysics is more common in fiction than people think.
>>152343234>>152343243>immediate parrotingLORDANDMASTERnic OWNS you!!
>>152343091>>152343232FUARK!But Spiderbros we have s-s-superpowers n shiiet...
>>152343261DIAPER CHANGENOW.
Sonic WON.
>>152343261>>immediate parroting>LORDANDMASTERnic OWNS you!!>doesn't know what parroting is>if that's parroting the sonicfag already parroted the initial post with a no u
>platonic conceptsfraudchecked by aristotle like 2 millenia ago, boomer
Outerversal is just a stupid chuuni word vsbattles geeks came up with for anything that is metaphysical.
>>152343258So. Lore and statements.
>>152343276you wish
>>152343273Go tell your mother, then. I'm not your caregiver.
>>152343287Sonic is so weak...
>>152343293Change your shit filled diaper SHITnicker
>>152343279PLATTTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
>>152343277>trying to rationalizeWhat step is coping, again kek
>>152343315The one you're doing right now
>>152343315>Can't refute it
>>152343287>speed (pity point)K, B, C! SHITnic is a wimp without his subsonic speed!
>>152343279Empiricism didn't eliminate rationalism/platonism. That's not how modern thought works.
>>152343127The Joker who Laughs...The Sonic who Spams...
>>152343333>modern thoughtAYYO BIX NOOD MUHFUGAH GIBS ME DAT YT AHH NOUMSAYIN SHEEEEEEEEIIIIITT
>>152343368Aristotle said this.
.............
>>152343378Joker only wants to make LOVE to him...
>>152343299dont say that about my hero...
May we see this outerversal character infinitely transcendant of the entire infinite dimensional infinite multiverse bust a universe with a mere infinitisimal fraction of their power?
>>152343375fr fr no cap ON GOD bruh
J. Peterson > all ancient philokeks uncs
So what do you think about the preview? It felt boring comparing it with Ichigos
>>152343396Diogenes said this.
>>152343410Kratos soloed.
>>152343395Scp-682 when he kills chudsday
>>152343410I think it's clear now that Kratos will sweep both of them
>>152342849>>152342872>>152342875TRVTH NVKE
>>152343453I concur, scholar.
>>152343014Correct.
>>152343378>>152343386Reminder that Sonic RAPES and GAPES joker and his entire verse
I'm a PLATONIC CONCEPTS INCOMPREHENSIBLE UNKNOWABLE OMNIPOTENT OMNIPRESENT OMNISCIENT BEAST...in my supplementary media according to statements...
Fellow sonic ICONS, now that we have humiliated and driven KEKgonKEK KEKs from these halls for good, what should our next worthy cause be?
>>152343503>>152343488>>152343467>>152343453SAMEnic SHARTspamming
>>152343507Praise Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour!
I think gay rape should be in every single story. My favorite story of all time had gay rape in it.
>>152343533>>152343507SHITnic samefag
>>152343506KINGTOS.
FINE, I ADMIT IT, I'M A FRUAD, AND SO MY ENTIRE VERSE! I'M NOT EVEN THE STRONGEST IN MY VERSE!
>>152343555KINGKU.
>FRUAD
>>152343547What's your problem with praising Jesus Christ, you disgusting tranny freak?
Right here Mariofag. I've made it easy for you.
>>152343507I am still here and I fucking WON.
>>152343507RAPING and GAPING Princess Peach.
Come on now FAGon FAG FAGX, do it, I know YOYU know EXACTLY WHATR i'm TALKING ABOUT, stop FUCKING playing DUMBm I know YOU wnt it, and I want it TOO! My moutyh is drooling just THINKING bout itñ come ON, fucking DO IT, POST IT, FUCKING post it NOW, Now, NOW!
Monsters.Futa.Gijinka.You do the math.
>>152343581>BEGGING FOR IT 4 DAYS IN A ROWSissynic...
>>152343587Sonic!
Post gay sex right FUARKING now
>>152343533Yes
>>152343587Sonic we already know that.
>>152343605's laundry.
>>152343581>>152343609>>152343621SHITnic SAMESHITTING
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>152343627>responds to himself
>>152343632Mario, can we not?
>>152343610Epstein...
>>152343627>samenic
>samenic
What are you waiting for mariobitch. Quit stalling and post that gay porn of mario and goku raping and gaping sonic. You know you want to do it.
>>152343605Eew, she's already been run through by the entire Koopa army.We'll take Rosalina and Daisy, thanks.
Ok then. Post joker getting raped, then post sonic getting raped. Only official material, btw.
>get their entire cosmology GAPED on Canon Battle>immediately becomes a haughty bratty bottom sissy begging for gay sex postingWhy are 'they' like this?
>Sonic: POST THE GAY PORN NOW. IT SECRETLY TURNS ME ON.
>>152343615he must be horny
>>152343507DAB in the retards some MOAR!!
>>152343610Mario...
>>152343661FAGon FAG FAGGOTS are brown and fatherless, anon.
>>152343672cringe inducing samefagging
>>152343657>Eew, she's already been run through by the entire Koopa army.>We'll take Rosalina and Daisy, thanks.>Gaynic delusionsPost sonic kissing anyone without being a corpse.
Respond to this post with proof that Mario wouldn't destroy Sonic if they fought again.
>>152343652>>152343669sameBITCH>>152343687But enough about you...
>>152343685>FAG FAG FAGcalm down GAYnic and go jerk off to that gay porn you're so desperately begging for
>>152343661DC didn't get his entire cosmology gaped anon, they still can truly leave any trace of self-respect and begin their effort to groom the DB team into accepting morrison brain damage.
>>152343700FAGnic schizo...
>>152343705Krasura
>>152343703>announces himself>proceeds to detail his homosexual fantasyFAGon FAG FAGGOT...
>>152343700>no uPathetic.
>>152343705Wonder Woman vs She-Ra
>>152343716Krasura...
>>152343716AsuraDAMN
>>152343716>>152343705not enough men for my tastes
>>152343716SonicDAMN!
Princess Peach being horny for Super Mario cock.
>>152343716Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse lol
>>152343716MarioDAMN
>>152343716wtf
>>152343717>FAGnic yapfest
Futa cock just RAPED and GAPED my verse and its fanbase...
>>152343745SupermanDAMN!!!!
>goKEKS spamming gay pornAs expected.
>>152343766Touhoubro....
>>152343770Futa isn't gay. Bejita bro btw.
>AUUGGHYHHHHHHH FUCK MY CRUSSY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YEAH GROOM ME LIKE YOU GROOMED THOSE CHILDREN BEFORE THE WORLD WENT TO SHIT>OH FUCK IM BUSTING YOUR CRUST BUT ITS SO THICK FROM YEARS OF NEVER WIPING YOUR ASS IN THIS POST APOCALYPTIC SETTING>I CAN FEEL MY CRUST HYMEN COMING LOOSE BUST IT HARDER>OH FUCK I THINK THE LIQUID MAN LOVE IS LEAKING FROM THE SHATTERED SEGMENTS OF YOUR CRUST ITS LUBRICATING MY COCK IVE NEVER BEEN THIS HARD SINCE I RAPED THOSE CHILDREN FROM PRESCHOOL>OH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MY ASS IS SELF LUBRICATING ITSELF FROM THE DINNER WE JUST HAD EARLIER>IM IN YOUR CRUSSY BABY I CAN FEEL THE DINNER INSIDE YOU ITS JUST AS HOT AS WHEN WE ATE IT EARLIER>OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK I THINK IM GONNA CUM FROM ASS OH GOD OH FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>FUCK YOU'RE CUMMING SHIT ALL OVER MY COCK AND THE BED ITS SO HOT IVE NEVER BEEN SO TURNED ON IN MY LIFE IM GETTING MAN SHIT CUM DOWN MY URETHRA OH FUCK IM CUMMING IT BACK UP INTO YOUR ASS>AHHHHHUUGHHHHHHHH I CAN FEEL YOUR CUM MIXED WITH MY ASS CUM SHIT SHOOTING STRAIGHT BACK INTO ME FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>152343766LOL Geats. What an embarrassment.
FUCKING DO IT ALREADTY! IO¿'m NOT fucking adsking NOW, I'0VE been DEALING with ABSTINNCE for 4 FUCKING days sTRAIGHT! EWWW EWWW I SAID STRAIGHT EWWWW the WORD ALONE makes me FUCKIGN gAG! but ANYWAYS fucking POST that JUICY jyuict JUICY gay PORN right NOW NOW now!! YUMMYROO!
ok now i suspect the gay porn is from the sonicfag
>>152343770Futa on futa straight as fuck
When a futaGOD ENTERS, the whole thread QUAKES...
>>152343076Reminder that Sonic RAPES and GAPES Super Man and his entire verse
Why are Gokufags, Mariofags and DCfags like this?
>>152343786>low iq goKEK falseflagging like it isn't obviousReminder listtroon is one of them.
>>152343786calm down HOMOnic fag
>>152343792It wasn't obvious already?
>>152343807SHITnicker delusions
>>152343152>overcomes throw his first lostsESLrio melty
>FAGon FAG FAGGOTS rationalizing their homosexuality nowIt's just one giant FAGon FAG FAGGOT cope session, now LMFAOSonic really broke these queers kek
>>152343807>featless crossover
>>152343792he's so horny for gay porn he decided to post it himself
>no argumentSee?
>>152343807Very CANON
>>152343177SEETHING
>>152343851>samenic
Gokek? RAPED AND GAPED BY HIS GRANDPA
>>152343261Correct as always>>152343276Also correct
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>152343807KWAB! You would never see my hero chadnic getting raped and gaped in official material, btw.
>>152343863>samenic
>>152343864REMINDER [COPE]
Keep the futa kinos coming
>>152343849>Samenic
>>152343503TRVEST OF NVKES>>152343507Mario, but I think we should make more copypastas
Whats crazy to me about Kasen vs Sonic is that the blogs proved beyond any possible doubt that Kasen doesn't just win, she completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Sonic.She's equal in strength, if not superior, than Super Sonic, and so durable that the Super Sonic literally CANNOT hurt her even without her armShe also has access to every single gameplay gimmick she's ever collected across her history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Ibaraki box, so she can literally just spam the Monkey's paw forever and has literally infinite Spell cards and Last Words She resists all of Sonic's hax, She can't be hurt by any of Sonic's attacks, she hard counters everything Sonic can do, the only area where she wasn't completely dominant was in onscreen feats, and even then Kasen was shown to have equal enough ZUN statements and lore that she can just dodge/block/counter everything Sonic can do and was guaranteed to smash and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Sonic gets utterly obliterated by Kasen. (and the Blogs also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, then Kasen just wins instantly)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from LostWord or her high end stuff like the Dream World scaling, the Ibuki Scaling, or even forms like Ibaraki Douji or steampunk Kasen or even Heian era Kasen, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Kasen to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been her ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never her equal to begin with and proving that Sonic is a fraud as far as being Kasen's opponent goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where Touhou deserves a sequel episode just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fan's mouths and put some proper respect on the franchise
>>152343866>>152343849SAMESPIC SHITFAGGING
>>152343864True
>>152343887>samenic
>>152343581STOOOOOP MAKING FUN OF MY SEXUALITY SAMENIC!!! YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK MY MIND!!!
>>152343892>>152343887FAGnic COPEfagging
>>152343873...is all SLOPgonKEKs have left.
>>152343907>FAGnicker [COPE]YAP
SPIRALING LORDNICSIN MY MIIIIINDKEEPS ON GETTING BROKEN!!
What's the consensus right now? Who's winning?
>>152343888Kill yourself Kirbonic Pikmin
Only a BOUNDLESS BEAST can stop this autism...But does such HERO even exist????
>>152343916SAMEnic QUEERcope
>>152343919Anyone who isn't constantly samefagging their posts. so everyone but Sonic the desperate.
>>152343919Sonic, as usual.
>Hiding behind Ian Flynn writing againReminder it's canon that Sonic and his entire verse caps at barely planetary.
Is there even a reason why the Sonic shitposting is so bad
>>152343919Well one out of both sides sure seems to be begging for gay porn more than the other, that's for sure.
>>152343937Dragon FAGS having a melty
>>152343937>implying anyone normal has ever been into sonic
>>152343919Mario.He mindbroke Sonic into a gay porn begging sissy.
>>152343936>bot post
PLEASE PLEASEPOST MORE GAY PORN OF SONICHE NEEDS TO BE HUMILIATED SO POST ITPREFERABLY WITH HUMAN MEN AS LONG AS IT'S GAY PORN
>>152343949>shitnic tears
>>152343937>implying posting 'samenic' a million times is entertaining readingSonic WARPED you!!
>>152343949>bot postBut enough and rapes and gapes posts.
>>152343807TRVTH NVKE
>>152343961>STOP CALLING ME OUT FOR MY OBVIOUS SAMESHITTERY
>>152343937Mindbroken dragonkeks WAILING and SQUEALING.
>>152343961>implying posting 'samenic' a million times is entertaining readingYou can't be talking hypocrite Sonic. >>152343962
>>152343961Lol is that shit actually getting on your nerves? You do know all it takes is a screenshot to prove you don't samefag, right?
>>152343962But Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku (and his entire verse). Everyone knows that. It's not controversial. Cope.
Please, Kratos... Deku... SAVE US
>>152343968>samenic
>>152343971>>152343944SHITnic queer needs a diaper change
I have seen enough.
>>152343971True.
As a NeutralCHAD I can say Sonicbros are right and won
Today's word is therapy! It is a form of treatment that is meant to help mentally unwell people improve!
>>152343995>samenic
>>152343971Many are saying this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqHSFwcAH9A
>>152343996The Dragonfag needs it
>>152344000>>152343995too obvious
>>152343944Checked and also true.
>>152343979>more schizo nonsense
>>152343992>things that NEVER happened>three (3) times in a rowAnd soon to be 0-4ku lol
>>152343979Bot post.
>>152344017Divine
>>152343996NI!!! I dont FUCKING need THERAPY!! i NEED GAY PORN!! it's been WATY, WAY too LONGN..... O need IOT in my SYSTEM!1 I NEED to SERE it RIGHT fucking NPOW cause I'm TOO lazyu TO find it IN the ARCHIVES!!! GAY PORN?!?!?! CRACK!!!!
>>152343807Kek, based, canon.
>>152343995This is the only rational conclusionDragonKEKs = ass blasted and posting literal faggotrySoniCHADS = laughing at DragonKEK's impotent rage and retardation
>>152344035>samenic
>>152344035>>152344036>if i time it right no one will suspect im using multiple devices heheheRETARDnic alert
>>152344000Checked and hearing it everywhere pilled.
>>152344047cringe and samefagpilled
>>152344039>Tranny groomer.exe delusionsThis is the best sonicfags can do?
>>152344032Fuck off and kill yourself listtroon.
>>152344039Correct.
>>152344065>samefags
>>152344065>t. PEDO.exe
>>152344046>>152344051>ass blasted impotent rage and retardationkekAgain!
>>152344073>SHITnic queerfagging and begging for gay porn
>>152344039Canon.
>>152344087>samenic
>>152344086>wishfully deluded projectionBut you know that (I hope)...
>>152344087>>152344100>cringeSPIC sameSHARTING
>>152344100You've been begging for gay porn unprompted all week.
>Samenic samenic samenic!!!!Mindbroken spamming DragonBITCH You got exposed and LOST
>>152343555Mario....
>>152344109FUNNYROOOOOOO!!!
>>152343555Sonic....
>>152344109>stop calling me out PLEASE I just wanna samefag my dogshit character in peace
What the fuck happen? Why are Sonicfags going insane?
>>152343276True
>>152344109Kek, based, canon.
>>152344054Does it surprise you that the same people constantly asking for gay porn to be posted the second they don't get it anymore also look at guys like these and immediately go "SonicDAMN this is a TEAM PLAYER right HERE"?
>>152344146>>152344145>SHITnic SAMEtrooning
>>152343609>Falseflag
Just give him the pity win Its sad
>>152344154SonicDAMN this is a TEAM PLAYER right HERE!
>>152343716>>152343745MarioDAMN this is a TEAM PLAYER right HERE
>>152343609>Falseflagging a falseflag after being exposed for begging for it with this forced esl post
>>152343661Mariobros are mentally ill
>>152343786>Falseflag>>152343807No lies detected.
>>152344154The level of schizophrenia in this post is astounding and hilarious.Target well picked, id I do say so myself kek
>>152343864TRVTH NVKE
>>152344178Truth.
>>152344202>>152344188SAMESHIT
>>152344206>samenic
>>152344202>>152344206I concur, scholars.
>>152344154>least pedophillic sonicbroPEDOnic faggots...
>>152344206>>152344220>>152344222Obvious samefags
>>152342849You mindbroke them...
>>152343661Sonicbros have been mindbroken beyond repair.
>>152344236Kek, based, canon.
>>152343888>Tranny delusions
>>152344236>>152344244SHITspic SAMEfag
>>152343937... and by that I mean the SAMEnicspammer btw
>>152343979Correct as always
>>152344263Samefagging as usual
>>152343937When a sonicfag from last year got mindbroken so hard he spams "sonic rapes and gapes" in delusion every thread now.
>>152343979True.
>>152344263Thank you, fellow scholar.
>>152342872>>152342875That was fast.
>>152344276>>152344274>>152344269Pathetic samefags
>>152344274>>152344276>samenic
The RAPE AND GAPE ritualpost has become an ICONIC part of /dbg/Everyone loves it and its also a Trvke
>>152344300boring
>>152344276Gotta go FAST!>>152344287>>152344295You're TOO SLOW!
>>152344300>The RAPE AND GAPE ritualpost has become an ICONIC part of /dbg/>Everyone loves it and its also a Trvke...at least that's what he tells himself to go to sleep at night.
>>152344300Checked and OBVIOUS TRUTH pilled.
>>152344300Many are saying this.
>>152344310>Gotta SAMEFAG!
>>152344316>samenic
>>152344323>>152344316Just you SAMEnic
>>152344323...and by many I mean only me myself and I.
Yep. I won.
Sonic is TEACHING Diapa babies.
>>152344338Correct.
>>152344347Samefag.
>>152344338True.
>>152344350>>152344347Obvious SAMEnicker
>>152344350>samenic
>>152344375>samefags this dogshit character
>>152344338Icky dragonspics can cry all they want. It's JUST NO USE.
>>152344390>sameshits
EEEEEEHHHHHHH? GOKU-SAN? YOU JUST COLLECTED THE 7 DRAGON BALLS? YOU'RE GOING TO BETRAY AND TRAP MY ENTIRE VERSE IN THE HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER FOREVER WITH NO WAY TO ESCAPE? YOU'RE GOING TO USE YOUR SECOND WISH TO MAKE ME IMMORTAL SO NO MATTER HOW WEAK I AM OR HOW HARD YOU BEAT ME, I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DIE? YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME WATCH ALL OF MY FRIENDS DIE TO SEE IF I SEETHE HARD ENOUGH TO UNLOCK NEW TRANSFORMATIONS?! YOU'RE GOING TO RAPE AND GAPE ME UNTIL I GET ENOUGH ZENKAIS TO GIVE YOU A GOOD FIGHT, EXCEPT MY ZENKAIS ARE HEADCANON SO I'LL JUST BE YOUR LITTLE BITCH RAPETOY FOR ALL OF ETERNITY?! YOU'RE GOING TO ERASE MY MEMORIES OCCASIONALLY SO YOU CAN TRAUMATIZE ME AGAIN???!!! YOU EVEN SUMMONED CLONES OF FLASH-DONO AND MARIO-DONO TO TAKE CARE OF ME WHILE YOU'RE GONE????!!!!!!! WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YABBA DABBA GOOO FAST! I HAVE SO MANY MOUNTAINS TO CLIMB NOW!
>>152344375THE WINNER!
What the fuck is even happening in these threads anymore?
>>152344375>makes everyone seethehow the fuck can one rodent be this powerful
>K.O.! Live and Learn starts playing>Boomstick: Aww man! Not again! Goku! I thought you were gonna win it this time, buddy! He's got Ultra Instinct! He's got moves that can shatter entire universes! He's the Super Saiyan Goku!>Wiz: And yet, all of Goku's power is ultimately contained within the physical world and a set of universal laws. Sonic, at his peak, operates on an entirely different scale. His battle with Solaris wasn't just a physical fight; it was a fight against a being that existed in the past, present, and future simultaneously.>Boomstick: So while Goku's punching harder and dodging faster, Sonic's literally attacking the idea of his opponent across all of time! That's not just a physical fight, that's an existential beatdown!>Wiz: Exactly. And that doesn't even touch on his other reality-bending powers. His true trump card lies in his hax abilities, powered by the Chaos Emeralds. With Chaos Control, he can manipulate time and space itself—a power he's used to freeze his opponents, teleport, and even erase them from existence.>Boomstick: And Sonic's got the speed to land it! While Goku has gotten faster and faster, Sonic has been shown to escape infinite spaces like he did in Null Space! That's not just "fast," that's "faster than reality can comprehend" fast! He's got the time and space hax that Goku just can't counter.>Wiz: The Saiyan's fighting spirit and continuous push beyond his limits are admirable, but against an opponent who can bend the very rules of reality, raw power is simply not enough. In a composite fight, Sonic's higher-tier feats and arsenal of esoteric abilities are simply too much for even Ultra Instinct to handle.>Boomstick: Guess Goku just couldn't ring up a win this time!>Wiz: The winner is Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>152344401SHITnic SAMEqueering
>>152344409Kek, based, CANON.
>>152344407>replies to himself
>THE OG vs Furry ripoff for toddlersno wonder sonic is so insecure of goku every thread
>>152344404>What the fuck is even happening in these threads anymore?dbs needs to return, fast, it was containment
>>152344404FAGon FAG FAGGOTS getting mindbroken. Again.
It seems I must cleanse this thread
>>152344416Samenic, Samenic, and SAMENIC.
>>152344409TRVTH NVKE
>>152344445dont reply to yourself
>>152344424Is that why goKEKs HBOC, post gay porn, and cry SAMENICSAMENICSAMENICSAMENIC all thread? Because Sonic is insecure?
>>152344438FUCK HE'S HERERUN AND HIDE SHITNICBROS
>>152344445>sametroon
>>152344416>>152344445I must agree scholars.
ENOUGHENTER THE MARIO THAT LAUGHS
>>152344451>SHITnic mindbroken yapfest
>>152344409C-C-C-CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>152344460>I must samefag my own posts
>>152344438Insignificant ROADKILL for BARBATOS!
>>152344451Sonikeks samefag every post they make 1000 times because they are so insecure and unpopular, yes.
>>152344467SAMEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>152344462I can't believe he got sprayed with the Jonkler Juice
>>152344463>no argument>just more aggro insecurityKay then lol
>>152344485>SHITnic mindbroken tardyapstick to samefagging
>>152343258very common in pseud writing (specially japanese, they love this type of shit) that gets used to wank verses in powerscaling. In reality, shouldn't Umineko be something like "sub-fiction" or whatever the fuck since all of the witches and stuff are fictional within the world of umineko so the "normal humans" in it, in theory, would be above the witches and their magic which is all fictional fanfics? But the normal humans die to normal human things. This is like if there was one chapter in Dragon Ball where Goku has a dream where he effortlessly beats Zeno and them people start scaling Goku to Zeno because of it.
>>152344485>No you're insecure!>no u no u no u
>>152344398My canon detector is going crazy
Sonic seems pretty strong. Can you post him destroying a planet?
>>152344491>repeating himselfBROKEN!
>>152344039Make it not EXE and it's canon.
>>152344493....oh wait that's my lie detector, hold on hmmm seems the canon detector is silent
>>152344438
>>152344499>samenic
>>152344504>tardyap
>>152344499But Mario is so weak that even EXE can gape him.
>>152344505Queen.
>HulkBITCH
>>152344493sameBITCH
>>152344109I can't detect a SINGLE lie.
>>152344497You're not supposed to ask that question....
>>152344498>squawking like a parrot
>>152344505Hal rapes this bitch.
>>152344497Can you post Hulk destroying a wooden door in one hit in his strongest form? Also sonic can't destroy a planet
>>152344300Checked and true.
>>152344519Nor can I.
>>152344519>samenic
>>152344527Too old for Hal
So what did we learn today?
>>152344519>>152344531>one sad SHITnicker
>>152344338As always, GODnic
>>152344543That Sonicfags are the weakest posters in these halls
>>152344524>still BROKEN from the last thread>has to repeat his MASTERYup yup! Busted BITCH lol
>>152344543we need to ban Sonic from these fucking threads already
>>152344404Sonic mindbroke a tranny. Sad to see.>>152344409CANONROOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152344543Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse, naturally.
>>152344558>>152344555>SHITnicsperg trooning out
Can someone give me a QRD on why sonic posters are obsessed with dragon ball?
>>152344511That's true. Nevermind, it's canon.
>>152344554>s-Sonic is t-too strongkek>>152344555Checked quads of undeniable TRUTH!!
>>152344543Sonic is the STRONGEST.
>quads
Why do one sided stomp matchups usually have hyperschizo waiting periods?
>>152344584Weakling
>>152344551>Schizo babble>Still parroting
>>152344570>still in denialSonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse lol
>>152344511>>152344571>Samenic repping groomer exe ocs nowSonic is so weak and pathetic.
>>152344593>>152344580sameSHIT the QUEERhog
>>152344591>still declaring the contents of his posts
>>152343333>Empiricism didn't eliminate rationalism/platonismlikewise printing press didn't eliminate illiteracy
The Sonic CHAD rapes the small DragonKEK when he barks
>>152344589It's going to be hilarious when Yusuke stomps a mudhole through BITCHigo and walks it dry.
>>152344601>Still parroting posts from last thread
It's fun watching Sonicfags be so desperate for a pity win
We need a Mario vs Sonic 3 so Mario could TEACH Sonic once and for all
I will never fucking win. How do I cope with this fact?
>>152344620>MINDBROKEN by last thread, he can never let it goYou lead a sad as fuck life, anon.
>>152344636Sonic...
>>152344636Gokek...it'll be okay...
>>152344638You're the one that brought up the last thread unprompted. Your mind got destroyed that hard, anon.
>>152344636SHITku rat...
>>152344628>goKEKS admitting they NEED to hide behind MarioLOL you saw it here first LMAO
>Sonic needs to hide behind Exe the Pedo now.Mario destroys them both twice as hard.
>kingnic god can't countThat is a trip, not a quad. Retard
>>152344654>SHARTnic desperate for a pity winMario folds both at the same time btw
>>152344650>y-y-you're...You're still repeating yourself, anon. I notice BROKEN things like that.
>>152344680Why are you stuttering so much? That mindbroken? >Still dodging from the fact he brought up other threads unprompted.
>>152344593Only truths in this post
Sonic.
Holy fuck.Sonic won this thread, and it isn't even close.
>>152344704>Soniclost
>>152344636Mario...
>>152344697>still dodging the fact he's repeating himself and parroting my posts from said last threadBROKEN!
>>152344707Embarrassing cope
>>152344715... the losing competition
>No rebukes to anything making Sonic stronger>Just "SAMENIC" and Death BattleSo pathetic.
>>152344733...is all FAGon FAG FAGGOTS have left. We know, anon.
>K.O.! Ultimate Battle starts playing>Boomstick: Heck yeah, Goku did it! You see, Sonic might be fast, but Goku's got that X-Factor that just puts him in a league of his own!>Wiz: Indeed. For all of Sonic's impressive hax and feats, they simply don't stack up against the sheer cosmic scale of Goku's universe. In Dragon Ball Super, a relatively early Super Saiyan God Goku threatened to erase an entire universe just by clashing his fists with Beerus.>Boomstick: Forget universes! You saw the Tournament of Power! He was going toe-to-toe with Jiren, a guy whose power was beyond the freaking Gods of Destruction! Sonic's never had to deal with that kind of crazy, mind-boggling power!>Wiz: Furthermore, while Sonic's Chaos Control is a powerful tool, it's not a foolproof win condition. Goku has demonstrated resistance to similar reality-warping and time-based abilities from opponents like Hit and Zamasu. His power output simply exists on a greater conceptual level. Sonic's more esoteric abilities would likely be nullified by the sheer force of Goku's ki.>Boomstick: And we're talking Xeno Goku! This dude has scaled so far up the power chain he's practically a god's-god-destroying-god! He's not just fighting against universe-level threats, he's taking on beings who want to erase all of existence across all of history! Goku's always getting stronger, always breaking his own limits! Sonic hits a wall with his forms, but Goku just keeps finding a new level!>Wiz: Ultimately, while the Hedgehog can run at incredible speeds and manipulate reality on a smaller scale, Goku's raw, overwhelming cosmic power and resistance to similar exotic abilities give him the definitive advantage. The time limits on Sonic's strongest forms are just another weakness the tireless Saiyan can exploit.>Boomstick: Looks like the fastest thing alive just couldn't quite catch up to the Saiyan's level!>Wiz: The winner is Son Goku.
>>152344730>Literally saying what he just did with my posts last thread WHILE bringing up the thread unprompted because he was that destroyed in it.
Sonic WARPED this thread.
>>152344746>last thread LAST THREAD lAsT tHrEaDSee? Absolutely BROKEN.
>>152344728>Eternal loserSonic is such a joke, kek.
>>152344743Embarrassing spergout
>>152344754TRVTH NVKE
A challenge for sonicfags. Explain why Sonic wins against Goku when Shadow, Sonic's peer was gaped by the weaker Bejita. Like give an actual explanation
>>152344760You brought it up here not me. You were destroyed that badly.
>>152344769>samenic
>>152344766...is what FAGon FAG FAGGOTS do when they cope, ruining entire threads. Correct.
>>152344783>>152344766
Post base Sonic throwing something to orbit like Mario can.
>>152344742>>No rebukes to anything making Sonic strongerMore evidence of Sonic barely reaching moon level with wank has been consistently posted in these threads compared to actual canon footage of him destroying planets or even circling through one in base.
>>152344790I...CAN'T.
Reminder that Mario rapes and gapes Sonic and his entire verse.
>>152344771Chaos Control.
>>152344771Sonic is stronger than Shadow so that battle doesn't mean anything.
>>152344773>noticing your mindbroken babbling and its origin is 'destroyed'Yup yup, your mind is thoroughly FUCKED lol
Notice whenever Mario is brought up the Sonicfag deflects and makes it about GokuThere's never any arguments against Mario or saying why Sonic beats MarioIts always "w-well you must be a Gokufag hiding behind Mario!"Which I guess in of itself is an admission that Mario is their superior
>>152344802>skill that couldn't save shadow against SSJ2 BejitaKWAB!
>>152344802Can you show me Sonic using Chaos control to defeat a character many times more powerful than himself without help from another hedgehog?>>152344803Except it does since Shadow and Sonic are routinely shown to be peers in terms of power
>>152344806>Mentioning the last thread out of nowhere proves you getting destroyed was in your mind extremely rent freeThat's you.>babbling Still parroting I see.
The state of these threads was caused because one (1) (uno) post was made saying Goku rapes and gapes Sonic and his entire verse at the end of a thread yesterday and it completely broke the Sonicfag for some reason
Mario is the master of sonic.Sonic is the slave of Mario.
>>152344831>he's still going on about last threadYou? Mindbroken by your own admission.
>>152344854>Trying to deflect this desperately of his own actionsYou're a cornered rat.
>>152344742They are mindbroken.
Love Dragonbitches meltdowns
>>152344840>it completely broke the Sonicfag for some reasonguy must self-insert as sonic
>>152344840Anon, everyone knows Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku (and his entire verse). You can stop coping.
>SHARTnic is trying to hide behind Superman now
>>152344871TRVTH NVKE
>>152344865>samenic
While you were all melting down about that blue slowpoke I won both this and the next thread.
>>152344790
>>152344863>retarded needy babblingMINDBROKEN
>>152344871Dragonfags are broken over this trvke.
>>152344886>Non canon british sonic againWhere's the game sonic feat.
>>152344886MARIOSISSIES!!!!
>>152344886WHAT THE FUCK
>>152344827>Can you show me Sonic doing ________ without help?You'll never get proper answers to questions like these, even in non-canon material all of Sonic's higher-end feats require assistance from either Shadow or Eggman's doohickeys, sometimes both.
SONIC WINS AGAIN!
>>152344886>Tiny box vs 8 foot tall metal lizardLol weakhog
>>152344888>still parroting his betters
>>152344886Wow SHITnic sure showed that 20lbs. monitor who's boss!
>>152344912>still declaring the contents of his posts>on commandBecause MINDBROKEN. Too EZzzz.
>>152344894STOP ASKING THAT...
>>152344925>no u
>>152344906Okay but does sonic really use chaos control often on his own? Genuinely asking
Next thread will be worse
>>152344734After everyone else lost that way before him.
SONIC LOSES AGAIN!
>>152344953So sonic is slower than composite fiction?
>>152344957Indeed.
>>152344932He used it in SA2 on his own to teleport out of a capsule and during a race with Shadow I think
>>152344969Better than nothing I guess.
Can anyone show Vegeta blowing up a planet in the manga?
>>152344883we know infinite speed YUGICHAD
>>152345033Sonic rapes and gapes Yugi and his entire verse.
>>152345055True.
>>152345055According to a SonicCHAD, Sonic is slower than composite fiction meaning he'd be infinitely slower than even the slowest yugioh character
>>152344891He has chainscaling at least
>>152345063>samenic
Let's go>>152342450>>152342450
>dragoncope
>>152345055Trvth
>>152345192New thread
The 1st anniversary of THAT day is tomorrow!
>>152343807>Sonic has no dick and gets raped and gaped by skunks into chipmunks>Superman glue traps Sonic and makes him watch the worlds most horrifying man x female hedgehog female scene with himself and Amy
>>152343995Wrong as always
>>152343866>KWAB! You would never see my hero chadnic getting raped and gaped in official material, btw.>constantly cucked and sucked
>>152344039
>>152343076Nobody can refute thism