I'M THE ONLY SANE PERSON ON THIS BOARD FULL OF LUNATICS HANGING ONTO DRAWINGS OF VOLUPTOUS FICTIONAL WOMEN
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>>152347590>VOLUPTOUS FICTIONAL WOMENwrong board mate
>>152347590either you're gonna have to get used to us buddy or you're getting the fuck out~
>>152347590man im so fucking lonely... I wish it was just some kind of "attention whore" type of loneliness but nope...
>>152347590No Duckman. I personally prefer lolis. And not for the reasons that you think. You see? I'm a virgin, and I prefer virgin fictional girls. Voluptuous fictional women are great n' all, but you have consider they're mileage and their holes. Those holes are loose, Duckman. Looser than than your broken car's carburetor. Look how many times you have to changed that stupid thing. Do you really want a loose carburetor, Duckman? That's why the lolis are better in my case. They're brand new, like a new car. No loose carburetor. Fresh out of the lot with that new car smell. Basically, they have no baggage and their mileage is pretty much zero. Plus me being a virgin and them being virgins is the ideal path since it sets an equal playing field. Those voluptuous fictional women might be great eye candy n' all, but like a used car with a new paint job, you're gonna have to replace it sooner or later. You'll thank me later.
>>152348799okay corny, but don't be surprised if it's as quiet as a party after you get everyone to depants your date and she turns out to be a transvestite
>>152349311Duckman, those scenarios are easily avoided with basic knowledge in human anatomy. And your love of voluptuous fictional women is due to being neglected by your dad and growing up in a single mom household. You have mommy GF syndrome that was only cured when you were married an attractive good woman and had kids with her. Even the most lolified of lolis can have curves that the voluptuous fictional women have, and in rare scenarios the fictional women can be as petite as the lolis. The difference is not always as easy to tell as black and white. Sometimes there's gray areas. There's tall lolis and short lolis. There's skinny lolis & fat lolis. There's also cases of them having big breasts and big hips, but they're called midgets. Not really my thing, but yeah, they do exist. You see Duckman, one of the reasons that this phenomenon exist is because women age at a faster rate than men. What looks like a 16 years old may actually be a 14 years old, & what looks like an 18 years old may actually be a 15 years old. But that's not the reason why I prefer the lolis. I prefer them over the voluptuous fictional women because of the lack of baggage & have near-zero mileage they have. It's about quality not quantity, Duckman. It was perfectly fine over a hundred years ago for such a thing to be preferred. The only reason why we can't go back to those preferred times now is because of the pill. That's literally it. The pill, Duckman. Think of the pill. Think of all the damage those pills have done to you & everyone you know. Those pills you take for your anxiety? Those pills are the reasons why we can't go back. My point is you should try to overcome your mommy GF syndrome and find more meaning to life than just voluptuous fictional women.
>>152347590I love this show so much.
>>152347590duckman would never bitch about lewd drawings of plump womenfuck off
>>152347601Would
>>152349732yeah me too
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>>152351726Dude Duckman being 'woke' show before of time... And that's a sarcasm
>>152350594Yeah he would, especially if some Tumblr dyke didn't allow them in his favorite shows. Just watch the show. He absolutely loves hot women!
