The miracle of childbirth and Fran's thighs
I’ve never had to raise a puppy before, but kittens really do get progressively easier and easier. until old age hits, at leastAll of the dog owners I know with adolescent dogs do make it sound like they hit a serious adolescent rough patch after the infancy phase wears off.
>>152355617The comic is talking about birthing
>>152355673Do cats have harder births than dogs? The movie Milo and Otis gave me the impression they were about the same.
>>152355617>Cat propaganda Literally the other way around
This is how you do a muh-vagina-joke without it being cringe, ladies.
>>152355673The first two are talking about raising
>>152355745Too bad she's guilty of that too
>>152355730>they turn mean rude and unrecognizableNot my sweetie. She just slowly learned to stop biting too hard. Maybe I lucked out on a good one.
>>152355776>Not my sweetieHoly shit we found an unironic male cat lady
So I know the joke is that giving birth to something covered in spines would obviously probably suck. But do porcupines really have difficult births comparable to hyenas and kiwis? I would sorta assume the spines would be softer pre-birth and then harden later.
>>152355617- Spotted hyenas give birth through their pseudopenis, which is shredded in the process (and may actually kill the mother). - Porcupine babies are born with fully functional quills, which can puncture the mother's birth canal on the way out.- Kiwi birds lay a single massive egg which accounts for roughly a third of her body weight. For comparison, a kiwi egg is the same size as an emu egg. The kiwi herself is only five inches long.
>>152355795>maleYou guys are men?
>>152355812Uhh thanks? Dunno what that has to do with my post.
>>152355807>But do porcupines really have difficult births comparable to hyenas and kiwis? I would sorta assume the spines would be softer pre-birth and then harden later.The spines on a baby porcupine are soft when they are born, and harden pretty quickly post-birth.
>>152355825>in b4 ywnbaw
>>152355825>womanPost tits or
>>152355730My son was an amazing cat whose only fault was being in the way while you walked.And bad kidneys
>>152355976Oh yeah, the weak kidneys’ll getcha.
>>152355617Around 1 to years dogs hit their teenage phase where they start intentionally ignoring commands and training.
>>152357088That sounds terrible.
