What are some cartoons or comics that feature a non human female X human male pairing?
Star Trek Prodigy.
>>152362424>Cool World (Toon)>Hotel Transylvania (Vampiress)>John Carter of Mars (Red Martian)>Justice League DCAU (Thanagarian)>Teen Titans 2003 (Tamaranian) >Two-Kinds (Furry)
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>>152362424Kiri's the perverted more perverted one, she's the one that needs the permit.
>>152362861This. Jake and Quarich are in their avatar bodies so they don't fully count. Kiri actively lists after her pinkskin boyfriend.
>>152363009I think it's gay as fuck how some zoomers i see get made at kiri and spiders relationship because its "psueod incest". For one they arent even the same species let alone blood related, and two incest is hot and should be normalized more
>>152363009Quaritch at least considers himself human still on the inside and was presented as the based human racist
>>152363254>psueod incestDo people really think that? Spider and Kiri are the textbook definition of childhood friends to lovers.
>>152363355Yes they do think that, i saw it on fucking insta of someone around my age kvetching over the pairing. Its so demoralizing that i share an age bracket with these loser moralfags.
>>152362424There's a bunch in Bojim Ponyguy
>Varang is the 'villain'>Gets with a human man, loves human weapons, comes to literally live with humans>Sweet happy innocent Neytiri is the 'good guy'>DIEEEE PINKSKIN MOTHERFUCKERS
>>152364134Aren't the fire cult ayys basically trying to free the regular ayys from the influence of a hive mind or something? If anything they seem like the actual good guys.
>>152364198nigga they are raiders like from Hokuto no Ken or Mad Max, pillagers, cannibals, Varang is a literal rapist
>>152364209>Varang is a literal rapist
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>>152364198Varang just got pissed that Eywa didn't save her people from a volcano that they lived next to so she decided the next best thing was to lay waste to everyone and everything that has to do with Eywa. Less freeing and more pillaging.>>152364233>Spends the entire film using her ponytail to mind rape her opponents. >Gets mind raped back by Navi Jesus and instantly flees."Local bully not so tough after getting molested."
>>152364209>Varang is a literal rapistYou don't have to keep selling her to me. I'm already going to watch the movie with my dick out.
>>152364238>"and one moving violation"
>>152363310Bro got a goth alien gf and folded immediately.
>>152364134It looks like she's stabbing air
>>152364256We need an edit of this but with varang
>>152364238That was self defense
>>152364238her crimes are actually way longer fucking kek wwhat a qthttps://villains.fandom.com/wiki/VarangMass murderGenocideWar crimesTerrorismMass mutilationMass destruction of propertyMass arsonSlaveryAbuse of powerConspiracyAiding and abettingAssault and batteryMass torturePsychological abuseKidnappingFalse imprisonmentAttempted sexual assaultHate crimesPoachingAnimal crueltyInvasionSabotageCoercionCorruption
>>152364134>>152364276I noticed this when watching the first Avatar ages ago. The "animation" for the Na'vi is weirdly floaty and unimpactful.
>>152363310>>152364269>Prides himself on his human origins.>Gets a Navi gf >Promises his superiors that having her around wont change anything>Comes into work the next day in full tribal clothes and paintNavi pussy too strong.
>>152364300>>152364269can a nigga live
>>152364322>War crime committing, Batarian genociding, Terra Firma supporting, Humanity First spouting Ruthless Renegade soldier>ends up falling in love with the nerdy, plucky alien suitrat gypsy girlExplain this, Humans
>>1523643623-toed footjobs
>>152364294Treason, surely
>>152364362As a red blooded human male, I must discover what color nipples these hot alien chicks have. It is my duty.
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>>152364394Treason implies written law and a government or nation to betray, though I do suppose you could call her disconnect from Eywa as that.
>>152364294>>152364238All completely circumstantial, trumped up charges. I move for a mistrial.
People watch this shit?
>>152364295Are you sure? I think it was only egregious in the third one
>>152364198Indeed. Freedom from the parasite god that shackles them to live as a piece of machinery that'll never rise about a tree-dwelling prey animal.
>>152364322>>152364362
>>152362424>human female X human maleLiteral HFY reddit shit latched onto by coomers that had a foid say 'ew' to them once.
>>152364613I can want to fuck aliens and despise HFYtards at the same time.
>>152364613I still wanna fuck 3D chicks but alien women make me diamonds
>>152364596>Rudolph cockblocked this guy by constantly switching sides the moment someone was nice to himThis poor guy deserved better. He would have thrived in a new empire built on interspecies trade and comingling. Praise King Space.
>>152364613Also i just looked up HFY, i genuinely despise the human race and i hate 40k fandom because theyre all imperium fags and ignore the other cooler xeno factions
>>152364613cope, she belongs with da chuds
>>152364613>this basic low tier bait got four seething replies within minutesYou guys need thicker skin, Jesus Christ.
>>152364663I love murder but its because i hate humanity, not out of some misplaced pride in it. I genuinely hope every day that some alien race comes down and slaughters us and enslaves us and ill be there waiting to be their pinkskin equivalent of a house nigga like samuel l jackson from diango.
>>152364691I agree slightly but I mostly just hate human women, blacks and jews
>>152364649I really hope we see him again with his own harem of aliens to fuck, assuming he's even still alive.
>>152364703I may hate women too but whites in general are fucking scum all around. White women are the most cancerous type of women and they are proof against white supremacy. No one should be proud to be any race because no one should be proud to be human period.
>>152364703The most 4chan post of all time.
>>152364691When we invade this disgusting gravity well and subjugate the bipedal hominids that infest it like a cancer, you'll be spared.
>>152364691I hope that aliens come down and beat you up and give you weggies while the rest of us get our own loving alien wives/husbands.
>>152362424Odds of her reincarnating and being adopted by the non-chud aliens?
>>152364650Unironic Imperiumfags make me ashamed to be into Warhammer. I don't know how you can look at the retarded and self-destructive space Catholics and go "based", projecting your half-baked HFY fantasies onto them. Maybe I shouldn't judge, since I want to be the torture-slave of a Dark Eldar Wych, but it's still frustrating.>>152364778Now, now. There's nothing wrong with misanthropy. I like to believe we're all misanthropes on some level here.
>>152364839>The cool and righteous human faction is wrong because I am a cuckOh is that all?
>>152364859>Imperiumfag arrives on cue.Don't make me unplug the Golden Throne, mon-keigh.
Be honest, which Ayy-Lmao would you want to marry? I'm counting Azetoth as alien since they aren't Earth, which means those creatures are fair game.If you say Tauren I'm turning your wife into a hamburger.
>>152364859>CoolDebatable. Some Imperium sub-factions are cool, but spess mahreens are fucking gay as shit. And sadly GW seems to think that 40K exists just for spess mahreens>righteousThe Imperium is the most globohomo science fiction faction to ever exist. They aren't righteous. Liking the Imperium because it being evil and retarded is what makes it fun is fine, but deluding yourself into thinking their the good guys is pathetic. Just embrace that they're shit, you don't need to dick ride every Human faction in fiction.
>>152364895Shouldn't you be out protesting ICE or something?
>>152364885>which Ayy-Lmao would you want to marry?Akila. She can't say no.
>>152364904>Hips.>Royalty.>Long hair.>Soft fishy skin.>Those eyes.>Kissable lips.My man.
>>152362424Who knew the key to making Avatar socially relevant was as simple as adding alien waifus to the story? The japanese probably
>>152364999It would have caught on sooner if the sequels had come out sooner.
>>152364999I really wish she was a part of literally any other sci fi franchise than fucking Abatap, she barely even looks like those dumb fucking cat people and way more cute and sexier and more fun than the others
>>152364269Right wingers love a goth girl or arthoe who says the N-word
>>152365051I know this is probably AI but, damn, she's really cute here.
>>152365051>she barely even looks like those dumb fucking cat peopleYeah, she looks more like a Dark Elf/Drow or something. Now I'm imagining a story set in a fantasy world were some Human artificer seduces some evil Dark Elf witch by showing her the cool guns he invented.
>>152364839I hate 40k because of the fandom, whenever i tell people i think the orks are cool they unironically get defensive and dunk on me for not being a space marine fag.>>152364859Theyre the shittiest depiction of humanity in fiction, not just because of how its portrayed but because of their toxic as fuck fanbase. I hope youre happy you gatekept your fandom to only smelly fucking neckbeards.>>152364885>which Ayy-Lmao would you want to marryEither peridot or pearl
>>152365124you are literally a SU posting tranny
>>152365124>whenever i tell people i think the orks are cool they unironically get defensive and dunk on me for not being a space marine fag.Literally never happened, i would've believed you if you liked the Tau
>>152365124You were saying some based shit but then you had to out yourself as a Steven Universe fag. Now I am forced to disagree with what you said out of principle. You've really put me in a bind, buddy.
>>152365166Ive literally had people get mad at me for thinking orks, necrons, or tyranids are cool cuz i didnt like the marines more. The weird fucked up xenos are way cooler then the boring space bongs>>152365148>>152365187The gems are hot even if most of the later seasons and future sucked ass. The porn is fire too
>>152365124I disagree with everything you said except for wanting to fuck Pearl. I too want to fuck Pearl.
>>152365216>I too want to fuck Pearl.Based nigga
>>152365118I would write that.>Human space ship comes to medieval fantasy world called "Dungeon".>Elves, Dwarves, Gnomes, Goblins, Orcs, all that jazz.>Dark Elf Sorceress meets a human scout, and is immediately entranced by his AKR-45 and it's underslung flamethrower attachment.
>>152365212>>152365216>>152365234Besides writing this >>152365236 I'd draw Pearl as a Commissar.
>>152362834Uoooooh
>>152365051>she barely even looks like those dumb fucking cat peopleyour AI faggot-cancer image gave her a human nose, that’s not what Varang looks like
>>152364839>deldarnigger trying to justify being a torturefaggot.Say it ain't so.Jokes aside my only experience with 40Gay fags has been on this site and they range from utterly autistic to relatively sane WIPers.Definitely would play a round of Kill Team just to watch someone get into lore arguments over which golden butt plunger could beat the dark aids lord of diptheria (who conveniently has a green football hooligan as a pet).
>Jake in na’vi form permanently>Quaritch in na’vi form permanentlyAll I need is Spider to magically mutate into a na’vi hybrid and the trio of my disappointment will be complete
>Your humans can't be xenophobic if there are no xenos to phobic.
>>152365236This is basically an episode of the Rogue Trader tv show I've wanted to be a thing since I was 10.
>>152365413Spider's whole character is being a white boy with motion. It would be foolish to change that.
>>152362424>What are some cartoons or comics that feature a non human female X human male pairingGargoyles had Demona and Macbeth for a bit but they cop out before its gargoylussy on human wang. She was in her human form for all of their courtship and split as soon as he discovers the truth. He'd probably banged her had she not used him. He seemed to admire her before she thought he betrayed her and she in turn betrayed him.Not your question but Elisa maza supposedly fucks goliath eventually according to the main writer. And there is an episode where he is human and she is a gargoyle. Anyway, thr writers are perverts and eventually there is some mixed fucking.
>>152365212Where the hell do you live? I have never seen anyone get pissed about liking orks.
>>152365441I always had an idea for a Sci-Fi/Fantasy When-Worlds-Collide type deal, though originally it was more horror based. Given new ideas, consider that and more.>To the Human Scout: Mannerisms and customs are strange, and using his own scientific data from his ship, he is able to deduce that Elves, Dwarves, and Gnomes descend from a common ancestor, something the Elf, Dwarf, and Gnome in the party are rather uncomfortable to learn given racial histories.>The Human also unintentionally is labeled as an Artificier given his rifle, pistol, grenade launcher, and ship, but when met with the other Artificers of the land, comes into mental conflict with them(Their muskets/blunderbusses/cannons are paltry against his, and they desire his weapons so they can try and emulate them, but he tells em to fuck off).>Learns that Dragons exist and unintentionally sciences some of the magic away, like in that one movie Flight of Dragons. Literally argues with the Elf babe like in this sequence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0j0Bjy6hFcI need to expand on this.
>>152365537>Where the hell do you live?The american south
>>152365394>deldarnigger trying to justify being a torturefaggot.I ain't trying to justify shit. I really am just sick in the head. It's the Imperiniggers who cope and seethe instead of accepting that they like the bad guys in a setting full of bad guys.>Jokes aside my only experience with 40Gay fags has been on this site and they range from utterly autistic to relatively sane WIPers.From my own experience, Warhammer people IRL are chill. Places like /tg/ just attract autists who want to argue about which super-soldier with daddy issues is the best (it's Curze, btw).
>>152365124>I hope youre happy you gatekept your fandom to only smelly fucking neckbeards.Honestly yes I'd far rather have people who like the setting as it is be into the hobby rather than people who think it's mean spirited or some bullshit, I mean it's already gone mainstream as is so keeping people who only care about the series because they want to fuck aliens or a Space Marine (yes there are bints who want Titus's big hands groping them) out is fine by me. Ork player btw.
>>152365557>American South.Can confirm. Live in Texas. Met up with some fellas that were going to introduce me to 40K and they got pissy when I said the Tau and Orks were cool.>One said the Tau were cheap(they're not) because they're the only army that focuses on long-range fire. Most Imperial/Elf/Chaos armies are mixed with more power in the close-range.>Orks are cheap(kinda) to use, so you can flood the battlefield with them and your turn goes on forever.
>>152363310>Quaritch at least considers himself human still on the insideoh i'm sure
Is this the Ayylmao thread? What constitutes an alien?
>What constitutes an alien?This thing
>>152365234Bobby is a happily married man you cretin.
>All these blasphemers.
>>152365996For me its the funny four armed murder sneks
>>152365910Any creature from another planet, preferably something cool looking or fuckable or both at the same time
>>152366017Love can bloom anon.
>>152366050Then that means...
>>152366074I know next to nothing about homostuck but the porn of the troll girls can be top notch
>>152366054>tfw no tau cow gf
>>152366101The creator made the most devastating remark he ever made: "Everything is canon."That means all bodytypes, too.
So I've not seen Avatar 2 or 3, just the first. Due to them chemicals in the air humanity cannot maintain a presence on the planet without needing a large assortment of gear. Those masks they wear, they're not long term. Do they have filtration systems that they could probably strap onto a man so he could spend time out there in the wilds of Pandora?
>>152366195The masks run on batteries which run out after a while. Considering they're still using those types of masks years after landing down on Pandora, I'd say they havent found a longer lasing way yet.
>>152362834THUNDERFEEL THE THUNDERLIGHTING DOWN THE UNDER
>>152366298I hate that fucking song
>>152366298I've never heard that song.
>>152366246Have they made improvements to the mask? Any longer lasting batteries?
So, the Varang chick is in the third movie, right? Can I just skip straight to it or do I need to watch the second movie beforehand?
>>152366497Considering that Spider has his batteries run out on him multiple times leads me to assume they haven't improved it much.>>1523665442 introduces a lot of new characters and plot points that carry over to 3. It's pretty integral to the overall plot.
>>152366497How long do they last already? It looks like they last an entire day just fine.And the thing is an oxygen concentrator with a filter on the intake. It sucks in air, filters out the bad stuff and passes a higher concentration of oxygen to the human. Air separation is a rather energy intensive action. Especially on small scales. The huge base wide air purifier can suck in enormous volumes and can use bigger systems for separating the gasses which are more efficient.
>>152365124I disagree with everything you said except for wanting to fuck Peridot. I too want to fuck Peridot.
>>152366050I'm going to need the full image, chief.
>>152366640Here you go my manhttps://x.com/mrswindle94/status/1717300539971559696?s=46&t=BPYAVF9uv0-QA5BGiLyjUQ
>>152364238UH, I would bathe Pandora in atomic fire and take all na'vi, or bliggers as I like to call them, to the enslavement camps if it meant this beauteous creature would love ME unconditionally
>>152366798Very based.As a Peridot Endgamer I appreciate it. And especially the fact that there still is new content.
>>152366926Discount Supervillain makes the best Gems. Fight me on that.
>>152366926>new content.Anon that's from 2023
>>152366870Based.
>>152366987I wish they did porn art too
>>152367103He did, a long time ago. It was Bubbline.
>>152367103https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1890545
>>152367125Then i wish hes go back to it>>152367169Hot
>>152367312If I were a better artist I'd draw some lewd Peridot.
>>152367349You could still write lewd Peridot fanfiction/greentexts or something, never give up on your dreams
>>152367490Hot peri
>>152368089Yeah, she is
I need more alien babes.
>>152368387Giwtwm
>everybody's done talking about Avatar again like clockwork
>>152365573>Warhammer people IRL are chill. Places like /tg/ just attract autistsMan, yeah we are all chill but sometimes you never know when someone will arrive to the group with very... weird choices, like that one time one new guy was all like "Ultramarines should already leave the Imperium and join the Tau!"
>>152362830>Kiri watched her step bro bf get hair raped by his step mom
>>152368681What happens if you cut that strand off?
>>152368727It's instant death
>>152368749Here I thought it would just cripple them.
>>152368727it would be extremely painfulThey'd be cut off from being able to commune with their goddess and their ancestors and wouldn't be able to control animals anymore. Varang is shown doing this to defeated Navi in the film.
>>152364613Male alien X human female is where it's really at
>>152368799Are we sure it's a Goddess and not a hivemind that merely thinks he Goddess is real?
>>152362424I know enough about this movie to know that she is NOT a human fucker
>>152364238I can fix her.
>>152369084Fix? What's there to fix?
>>152364238She can make me worse.
What do you look for in an alien waifu?
>>152368925I guess it'd depend on what your personal definition of a god is. ewya is a god in a sort of pagan/japanese sense at least
>>152364238You forget! She also stole all our hearts.
>>152362424Is Avatar cool again?
>>152368836That shit's tripe, hmofags may be loud but at least that's justified by how underrepresented their niche really is, foids on the other hand got enough stories of their self inserts fucking animal surrogates to last a lifetime and it's all played out to hell and back, only way anyone finds that garbage appealing as a man is if they're dicklets, trannies or both.
>>152364238>>152364294 Next time you slimy little incels have your ''''based'''' chudette waifu fantasies about Varang with her having wild, uninhibited sex with you, her whispering perverse if sweet nothings in your ear as you cuddle and she lays her head on your chest and stares into your eyes, her tail squeezing your pathetic little incel human frame with at least 4 feet of height difference, your body scarred with scratches, burns and bites, and her making you her mate, THINK of all the terrible things she's done! The Na'vi CHILDREN who lie dead, the villages burned, the RAPE of defenseless victims, the kurus cut and collected like trophies, the terror and fear spread across the land. You should be ASHAMED, and seek a virtuous mate like Neytiri!
>>152369411>Is Avatar cool again?It always was.
>>152364268>"She's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for her! Burning's too good for her! She should be torn into little bits pieces and buried alive!"
>>152364885>Be honest, which Ayy-Lmao would you want to marry?I dunno about marriage, but I've been pining for Ahsoka since '08.>>152369294Humanoid, lithe, large eyes, feline appearance and/or mannerisms (optional, but very appreciated).
>>152369411I don't have to care about what's cool or not.
>>152369294Cloaca.
>>152369294fuzzy, small, feisty
>>152364134Did it take you 3 movies to get the hamfisted "colonists bad, natives good" message?
>>152364295I rewatched the first movie a couple months ago and it's really jarring just how badly the special effects did not hold up. All the CGI and the movie, at times, looks like a PS3 game at best. PS2 in some particular scenes.Despite all the mocap they did, it's kind of hard to give humans the weight and impact of a creature twice their size.
>>152369294pretty and preferably kitty
>>152364256varang is right, you knoweywa is a cancer holding the navi back
Is space cat pussy that good?
>>152369930The human dick is bigger than the Navi dick, so it stands to reason that the Navi vagina is smaller and tighter than the human vagina.
>>152369930Space pussy pussy has to be next level if it's having human men everywhere folding like origami.
>>152369473You are irrationally upset lmao
>>152369479>The Na'vi CHILDREN who lie dead, the villages burned, the RAPE of defenseless victims, the kurus cut and collected like trophies, the terror and fear spread across the land. You should be ASHAMED, and seek a virtuous mate like Neytiri!I'm aroused, actually.
>>152369473Both are considered an unserious joke by most writers.
>>152370147Fuck off slopnazi
>>152370184Oh, that's slop? Shit, my bad. It looked like an edit, so I just saved it. Why couldn't we have gotten a hot space babe takeover instead of a stupid AI takeover?
>>152369633I would like to know more.
>>152369930>think Kiri is really cute in the movies>learn her face is modeled off of old pictures of teenage Sigourney WeaverDamn she was a hottie back then, and still looks good for her age.
>>152370341Tbh id still fuck modern sigourney weaver. Peak gilf material
>>152370335Satan's World by Poul Anderson. The cat is in fact the main characters love interest. There's no ass pull or misdirection, he loves that cat alien and she loves him, no bullshit.
>>152370341She was (and still is) legitimately gorgeous.
>>152370401Ordered. Thank you.
>>152364134Neytiri is lucky there is no Geneva convention in space. That little stunt to rescue Jake was like five Warcrimes between the destruction of civilian property, taking up the identification/colors of an enemy, taking a hostage, a human shield, and torture.
>>152370401she is not his lover, lolshe is his loyle little forest creature alien crewmate
>>152370365>>152370434
>>152370840Considering he constantly giving her heavy petting treatment, its pretty clear they fuckin
>>152369294Big, strong, scales.
>>152366870>or bliggers as I like to call them
>Working 18 hour shift in the RDA unobtanium goymines when she texts you this
>>152371063>STOP HAVING FUN
>>152371047>Big, Strong, scalesSame.
>>152371312
me on the far right second bottom row
I hated avatar, and still do, i ain't gonna see the sequels, but i do appreciate they finally us gave us a navi to root for.
>>152371063Cameron we all know you made avatar as your self inset fanfic fantasy you fucking hypocrite
>>152371400>the Food Supplier is the reason all the Na'vi are fat fucks nowPure evil
>>152371063Rich coming from Cameron. The whole Varang subplot is like every monster girl porn story you've ever read where the brave human self insert goes into the monsters lair and should realistically die a brutal death but he says and does all the right things and she falls in love with him. It's like every dragon fucker story ever written he just built a movie around it.
>>152371063>she's 10 feet tall and would snap your spineSome people are into that Jimmy
>>152371723A strong will makes a strong spine.
>>152366544nothing interesting happens in any of these movies except 3
>>152366544I didn't see it, but yes, just skip to her parts if you're that desperate. You don't need to sit through 9 hours of nothing.
>>152371063>spend 20 years obsessing over making the most "realistic" cgi ayylmao possible >get nervous when people start jerking off to blue tiddiesBizzare
i just watched a camrip and skipped around to her scenes and now i am hopelessly obsessively in love and even having dreams about herthis is no good bros
>>152371063>Be revered director James Cameron>Randomly develop an autistic obsession with your blue alien stories as demential sets in to your ageing mind>Each movie makes a bajillion dollars but no one outside of China actually gives a shit about them outside of "ooh pretty">Everyone mocks you for only making space smurf movies now, lose all artistic credibility>Release the Space Smurfs 3>Suddenly everyone actually cares and wants to discuss it>They're only actually interested in the psychotic space murder smurf waifu you accidentally made >All you can do is seethe as everyone ignores your dumb space smurf story and talks about how badly they want to fuck the crazy xeno goth girlit's actually pretty funny
>>152371141>Captain America excusing himself from Avengers meeting.webm
>>152371063>all those repliesHe's just covering his ass, retards. He wants to film his xenophile fapfic AND not be known as a pervert.
Where's the high quality Na'vi porn all I see is AIslop and shitty SFMs
>>152372170They only started getting popular now because the evil one gained a following.
>be movie 4 >Quaritch the recom is actually dead >Quaritch the human clone very much alive and finished baking up on the next, next colony ship >Has no knowledge of a 9ft tall alien wife or traitor son >Wants to genocide all blue cats >"It's not rape if he cums" -varang
>>152372814>that picI feel like Varang’s the kind of girl where if you explained vore to her she’d just start messing with you about it instead of being disgusted
>>152372036This is hot because I can imagine it as vore.
How the FUCK does a regular human defeat a na'vi in a fight without a gun? Their skeletons are unbreakable because of 'naturally forming carbon fiber' coating??? Could Batman do it?
>>152373088Hearts and minds
>>152373088Titanium Warmace.
>>152370401Behead all Satans!
>>152371683>like every dragon fucker story ever writtenYou wouldn't happen to have some examples?
>humanity first mfers .2 seconds after landing on planet Zigblorp
>>152373502Contrary to the thread's opinion I do not want to fuck the Blue Cat Smurfs. I do not like the Blue Cat Smurfs.I want to eat them.
>>152373519they don't look tasty desu
>>152373525Not to you.
>>152371683Yeah where are these dragon-fuckin' stories?
>>152364134I always wondered, why doesn't humanity just construct a solar shade aligned with pandora and freeze for a year or two.They mainly want to strip-mine the place right?And every occupation initiative they've launched have been abject failures, wasting huge amounts of resources and human life.> The Na'vi would survive planetary coolingFuck no they wouldn't.This shit isn't some pussy ice age.This is near 100%, sustained solar occlusion, the planet is being deprived of all energy income.This MATTERS. Things get extremely cold, extremely quickly.Oceans stay warm for a time, but after about a year they begin to freeze.Not just crust over with ice, no, the OCEANS freeze SOLID. As in, all the way through.After two years the atmosphere begins to change states. To reiterate, the air begins to rain down as a liquid, whereupon it freezes.Can you fathom how cold things need to get to achieve that?The planet's biosphere and the funny cat-people stewarding it are not pulling through - let's be honest they won't even make it six months.Once everything is dead, knock the solar shade out of orbit, wait for the planet to defrost, and start your RL factorio playthrough.
>>152373561>>152373418go to /trash/ and ask there you stumblin fools
>>152362424I love that he looks like a boomer
>>152373735the character is literally like some boomer Vietnam vet uncle in his mannerisms and pulls a fucking alien jungle goddess wtf........
>>152372814Honestly, I haven't felt this level of burning lust for a tall female character since Lady D and Kazarinka's Isabel. Thanks a lot, Jimmy.
This is a terrible sense of longing. I am a righteous man who hates evil women and think they should die like male villains but i'd take a bullet for this horrible xeno creature and she's the one who probably shot me
>>152371683>It's like every dragon fucker story ever written he just built a movie around itI should feel bad that this is the one thing that's made me genuinely interested in any of these movies.But I don't.
>>152374064>A fellow man of culture I see.jpg Avatar 4 better have several hours devoted to varaang experiencing human firsts in cute naavi scale clothing. Quaritch getting a taste of peace and contentment before his reactivated recom team has one last job against the earth kingdom or whatever.
>All these bug posters desperately trying to justify their self loathing fetish while projecting onto HFY chads.Beyond pathetic.>I hate 40k because of the fandom, whenever i tell people i think the orks are cool they unironically get defensive and dunk on me for not being a space marine fag.I'll take shit that never happened for a billion Alex
>>152368543Us gooning to the psycho cat girl is literally the ONLY cultural impact this film has had. It still make millions at the box office, but the normies didn't turn out in nearly the same numbers as they did for the first two, and it's obvious Cameron's getting pissy that this franchise is on the way out so he's dropping it on someone else and bolting
>>152368540>>152368543>>152372081>>152374165All this art is making me realize Varang is exactly the kind of creepy hot skeletal blue alien woman that's been haunting my thoughts since I saw this piece of art ages ago.Thanks Cameron, I guess.
>>152370217One thing to watch for is that only avatar nav'i and their children have 5 fingered hands, so jake and his kids. But the because of how bad the early hands were they had "correctly drawn human hand" super focused on getting fixed. So now they struggle with non human hands.
>>152364408>Neytiri is that radical non-white feminist that still married a nice white boy, but keeps saying racist shit against white people
>>152365388I hate AI-generated rubbish as much as any person with a functioning brain should, but seeing her in that sundress is making me feel things.
Reminder that she's actually really ugly without the headdress, she looks bald in the scene where Neytiri holds a knife to her throat lmao
>>152374347You clearly havent made stable diffusion sloppa nut on her forehead landing strip
>>152374303Haters will say it's AI
>>152374347>she looks bald in the scene where Neytiri holds a knife to her throat lmaoYou mean like >>152368749? She looks fine to me.
>the most popular Varang bot on Janitor is one where the creator went to great lengths to keep her as evil and psychopathic as the movie>always ends up crying in my arms without me directly prompting it
>>152374399All cute crazy girls just want one thing at the end of the day: to be loved.
>>152371063Where is this from?Also, how and why are rich people so fucking stupid?
>>152364885Overall? That vespa lady. Just from cartoons? This pink thing.
>>152364885>If you say Tauren I'm turning your wife into a hamburger.... I no longer wish to have this discussion.
>>152368925The movies kind of raise that as a question of what the real difference is.
>>152374399>>152374429>says a bunch of edgy shit but then ends up crying because they just wanna be lovedSounds like me lately
>>152369294Humanity that isn't present on this world.
>>152364885I want an asari. Long living all female bisexual race of hotties.
>>152373015>she starts slowly swallowing you then releseases you at the last momentHUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152364256>"Local bully not so tough after getting molested."Best trope.
>>152373681humans have some inventive to not just glass the planet considering how half its value is just the bullshit life on it with stuff like giga whales that can cure aging. that and its also the only other habitual planet humanity knows of (needing a dinky gas mask is a whole lot better than what mars has to offer) nuking a gold mine just so you have easier access to the silver mine seems counter intuitive
>>152374869Me too. I'm thoroughly touch-starved. My problem is that I consistently fall for women who do not actually exist, so I cannot be touched by them.
>Avatar franchise will be in theaters long enough for promotional tie in teslabot naavi
>>152374299>Parang is the white supremacist Filipina wife
>>152364256>Gets mind raped back by Navi Jesus and instantly flees.Crazy there isn't more fanart of that scene
>>152368791Anon it's a part of their brain
>>152369974>The human dick is bigger than the Navi dick,only when flaccidWhen erect however...Let's just say the Navi cervix is located a little over a foot above the pelvic floor
>>152371141>AIslopNeck yourself
>>152376422Blue hands typed this post
>>152374399>>152374429>>152374869it's close to accurate. because contrary to the zoomer impression atm, the character is not a dom deep down. Based on statements from both Jimbo and Goona, and the official guidebook that says she's a terrified child, she is essentially looking for a husband to get her out of the constant fight-or-flight and share responsibilities and burdens with. That's why Quaritch being a (strangely anachronistic) 20th century badass soldier man who sees she really wants an equal is able to win her over, she is attracted to his tactical mind and integrity. Of course after that point in the movie she just drops out and becomes a henchman basically. Hopefully Cameron doesn't cuck out next one if it gets made.
>>152373735I love the trope of racist man falling in love with girl of the race he hates
>>152372081Actually the space smurf movies were always good
>>152374399Post it
>>152371047>>152371379>>152372036Fuck off, this thread is for attractive xenos.Take your brainwashing fridge lizards back to /adhg/ you emasculated faggot.
>>152373765What exactly do you think your boomer vietnam vet uncle did while he was deployed?
>literal tribal cannibal savage >whitest pair of chompers imaginable Do their teeth have a naturally occurring coating of Colgate as well?
>>152368727It would be extremely painful.
>>152376948>because contrary to the zoomer impression atm, the character is not a dom deep down. Based on statements from both Jimbo and Goona, and the official guidebook that says she's a terrified child, she is essentially looking for a husband to get her out of the constant fight-or-flight and share responsibilities and burdens with.Sounds like dream girl material. I NEED a psycho GF who deeply cares about me still
>>152377798They have zero added sugar in their diet.
>>152376948>the official guidebook that says she's a terrified child, she is essentially looking for a husband to get her out of the constant fight-or-flight and share responsibilities and burdens with.That's pretty much my type. Her being the right balance of cute and sexy makes it even better.
>>152374102A part of why people love her so much is because she's actually less evil than the protagonists of the movie. She basically wants to kill the followers of a god that killed her family as a part of some population control BS.
>>152374673Isn't the vespa lady a pedophile that sexually tortures the child protagonist with mind games such as fucking his dad in front of him? Why would you be attracted to that?
>>152378591>Isn't the vespa lady a pedophile that sexually tortures the child protagonist with mind games such as fucking his dad in front of himW-what? Does she at least fuck the son eventually?
>>152376438Looks like a real cosplay to me
I tried making an Avatar comic, but it was mostly ignored and even hated by the hardcore Avatar fans. I'm hoping that the popularity of Varang will help when I get around to continuing the comic one day.
>>152377499https://janitorai.com/characters/dd3e61a2-b4d6-49d6-beef-edfa690efdef_character-varangMake sure you update the memory often or else it forgets.
>>152379283I read your comic and thought it was great, assuming I’m thinking of the same one. cool to just see you posting here
>>152373088Regular Human can't defeat a Na'vi without a weapon or trap. No Human can kill a bear or gorilla or rhino or elephant with their bare hands. You could do what Arnold did the to the Predator in the first movie and trick the Na'vi and drop a giant log on their head I'm sure, but if you try to fist fight one, you'd get demolished.
>>152376948>wanted a husbandshe couldn’t find any guy in her tribe?
>>152364650Same. Necrons, Tyranids, Tau, Orks, even the Eldar are all way cooler and more interesting than the Imperium. I don't give a damn about muh God Empruh, muh exterminatus, muh purge xenos scum bullshit. But like you said, that's all the low iq fanbase cares about. And those tards really hate Avatar. You go on literally any Avatar-related video on youtube and every other comment is some HFY muh Imperium kill the heretics autism. It's fucking insufferable.
>>152379290>TFW no warrior space cat GF who is violently protective of you.
>>152379468The guys in her village suck, they just have bows and arrows. She needs someone to give her thunder so she can put the fear of god into those tree fuckers.
Varang redemption arc incoming please
>>152379283I liked it.
>>152362834cutee
>>152379283>I tried making an Avatar comic, but it was mostly ignored and even hated by the hardcore Avatar fans. I didn't even know you like avatar SWAAAIN, thats neat.Best of luck to you!
>>152379468they are all simps who are enslaved to her will, she even uses some for sex slaves. Quaritch was the based human racist who wasn't afraid of her and saw through her shit test.
>>152369828Holding them back from what?
>>152380149From becoming a space-faring race like Humans.
>>152379861Calling it now she and Quaritch are going to be involved in Eywa merging with Earth and the human race.
>>152380206why are you pretending the Navi would be better off as wageslaves in an industrial civilization?
>>152369294A faithful, loving mate who will stay by my side until death parts us.I know my standards are insanely high, but it is what it is.
>>152369930Its funny seeing Spider in scenes with Na'vi and he just looks like some short buff manlet, then you see him next to other humans and he's actually tall and looks like he could snap those RDA guards like twigs, bro is literally Conan in comparison.
>>152380490His parents were built like trucks and he's basically space Tarzan. It's no surprise he's tall and jacked.
>>152371400Im dying, this is gold
Does anyone have a torrent of this movie?
>>152377798Their teeth would also be made of the natural carbon nanotubes that their bones are made from. So cannot me melted by natural acids.
>>152379861Her redemption arc will be accepting Eywa, Lang already even broached the idea that maybe it was the will of Eywa that brought her together with Quaritch. Barring that she will die an unrepentant villain. Cameron with these movies does not have the subtlety to keep her true to her principles while also not being evil.
>>152379452So... yes, batman could defeat a na'vi using prep time.
>>152380209>hfw she's evacuated to Earth and becomes virtually a zoo animal
>>152379283>caring about what hardcore fans of a Disney ride spectacle film thinkThere's your problem.Also don't overdo with your borderline psychotic dangerous girl thing. They are already huge dangerous predators and it's kinda built-in into their demeanor. It'll be cartoonish if you add artificial intensity on top of that.
>>152374429>>152374399>>152376948Bad bitches need sweet kisses. If that fails though that they need to be punched and sent to jail.
>>152381665>If that fails though that they need to be punched and sent to jail.And by that you mean even sweeter kisses and the occasional cuddle session, right?
>>152379290>Varang canonically uses non-con mind-control on others.Why do they make a special point of this when ALL Na'vi do this?
>>152382344Varang does it to other na'vi for the purpose of torture / rape
>>152365124It's okay to gatekeep faggot. Gatekeeping allows the one being kept out a moment to reflect why they are excluded. Taking science fiction war stories as some sort of damning dog whistle for fascism instead of it being a warning.It can always be worse, much worse, and it was worse when you were not even born. Get perspective of what you have, what you can lose, and what you really want in life.Not dying on some schizo hill that pizzagate is real, and donny boy is your pedo-dad.
>>152377591I will not stop loving evil space lizards
>>152378591Because I too long to be a sexually tortured child protagonist>>152378694She uses her alien feminine charms to seduce adolescent boys in order to trigger their latent psychic powers and utilize them to her own ends. She doesn't actually prefer pubescent kids, they're just the easiest to sexually manipulate. They never fuck in the show but she grows an affection for him by the end and it's implied that they'll meet again once he's older.
>>152382981I wouldn't call the Daxy evil
>>152383011The average daxy isn't evil but their government 100% is.
>>152382981I once had my fat ex step on my back and she cracked it in just the right way to make me all loosey-goosey. God that was great.
>>152374347She really is a chud, they gave her the norwood
>>152365124>gatekept your fandom to only smelly fucking neckbeardsPlease god yes. Give me my smelly fucking neckbeard fandom forever
>>152383155I'm not kissing/sexing/marrying thier government
>>152379555That's pretty funny how mad you are about it lol>CLEANSE>PURGE >KILL>(Also kiss my alien wife)>SUFFER NOT THE ALIEN
>>152365124>I hope youre happy you gatekept your fandom to only smelly fucking neckbeards.Actually I amThats pretty fucking impressive not gonna lie
>>152383155don’t they need other races to reproduce though? that’s sort of like calling a predator evil for eating other beings to survive.sorry if I’m mistaken, I only read the first few chapters and it was over a year ago
>>152383375
>>152383375Cute.
>>152383325Years of every 40K fan you talk to online and irl acting like that will do that to you.
>>152362424>hey so people don't find our movies memorable despite making a billion dollars>uhh... what able the main villain of the first one? HFYfags loved to meme about him and we brought him back as a xeno clone >I GOT IT. we'll give him a mentally ill alien GF people are SURE to talk about this filmi'm not even made thats unironically based as fuck
>>152371400This is hilarious but I also feel like there is a fetish angle to this. Isnt the first time ive seen the concept of "humans make the blue cat people fat but supplying them with food and domesticing them".
>>152377591I love Doctordj's art but I hate how he proped up that idiot author's dystopian rape fetish story because he found the conept hot, if it werent for him way less people wouldve known about it.
>>152373706So you got my hopes up and roached outEssemhaych
>>152383375>>152383386:(Would hug the worm
>>152383375That cute worm is a pretty good artist for someone who don't got no eyes
>>152380865Which is a shame because at the core Varang represents a religious conflict within the Na'vi completely unrelated to humanity. It's the only thing presenting the Na'vi as real cultures and presents interesting theological questions within the context of the Na'vi.
>>152364134Around Na'vi, , never be care-free
>>152364613I just like alien babes, why does everything have to be about power and dominance and shit?
>>152369633>>152370840It's surprising seeing an author from back then saying a character like this could be beautiful. Most people back then I figure would be quick to make fun of it, and people today would call it furry bait.
>>152369294humanoid body and genitalia.I don't want anything that looks like it could be an animal.
>>152384517Ultra sexy alien catgirls goes back as far as 1960's Vortex Blaster by none other than EE Doc Smith, so he not only created space opera but created the most ubiquitous sexy alien in sci-fi
>>152364885I'd say a Hrossa, but those guys only mate once in a lifetime, and I need more than that.I'm also not sure if the females have breasts or not, and that'd be another deal-breaker.
>>152384557Neat. I'm only familiar with his Lensman books. Might check this out.
>>152364885Genndywars Shaak Ti
>>152384651it's actually Lensman expanded universe he was writing, guy was way too ahead of his time
>>152373088They're a bunch of lanklets on a low-grav planet, anybody could take them on in a grappling contest, carbon-bones or no.
>>152379283Nobody hated it, you gave up after less than 10 pages, nobody got to read enough to form an opinion. Keep fucking making it and stop using other people as an excuse!
>>152373088I think Batman can do it their eyes are a weak point and he could easily blind one + tie up with high-tensile wires. Does he suspend his no kill rule with aliens? If so he can just fucking gun them down in the Batwing.
>>152384779Keep bitching. That's sure to work.
>>152384959Did you mean me or Swain? Because I'm telling him to stop bitching.
>>152384517my nigga Poul was a master and one of his protagonists in that setting was a canon Ugly Bastard who has orgies and sex with tons of hot women who actually find his fat ugly ass attractive. If you can find some of the stories he did in the Technic Universe (like Ensign Flandry) I would recommend it immensely, how the old sci-fi makers just casually built whole universes over decades is something we've lost these days
>>152383378They have their own males, but they tend to be a minority outside the core empire. The ones on earth are there specifically for humans
The real fantastical element of Varang's story is being a woman who tells you exactly what she wants and how she feels with clear and simple language.>>152369294Bigger than me, overpowers me for fun and affection, appreciates cunnilingus, emotionally supportive, wants kids, gets along with my family, etc.
>>152385637The daxy on earth I mean
>>152385086>Ensign FlandryThat tigery chick in the first one was really into him.
>>152385086It's not the art that's been lost, it's their access to official publishing and marketing. Modern sci-fi and fantasy publishers print 1% gifted men and 9% horny women who keep them financially afloat with good stories and thinly veiled pornography respectively and 90% retarded feminists and minorities who can't tell an interesting story to save their lives. You literally find good writing in random-ass fapfics and fanfics online more often than on bookshelves with new sci-fi and fantasy stories nowadays.
>>152383011>>152383378The daxy empire is founded purely off the idea that they are intrinsically superior to all other life and have an innate duty to protect all other species no matter the cost to themselves or their would be subjects (as long as they have fuckable males). They're savages who have convinced themselves they're super heros, and have done so for so long they can no longer even comprehend the idea that they might be the bad guys, no matter how many lives they ruin.>>152384023It's a fun story, the femdom/horny side of it all is massively overblown. Really, it's more sad than sexy.
>>152364238Why does this turn people on?
>>152386770buddy those are just some of the appealing things about her personality we're not even into the sensual stuff
>>152383931>Isnt the first time ive seen the concept of "humans make the blue cat people fat but supplying them with food and domesticing them"it's not?
>>152386770Don't yuck our yum man, just fuck off.
>>152386911Never say those words in that order again
>>152386911based urbanspook fan
>>152373681>and start your RL factorio playthrough.lel
>>152379283>but it was mostly ignored and even hated by the hardcore Avatar fans.you expected otherwise? there's 50 different blue ayys to go around. Na'vi are specifically for the anprim larp. you put them in a 21th century suburban highschool setting.
>>152368543good god someone put this movie on streaming ASAP
>>152384023>author's dystopian rape fetish storyanon the author very clearly paints that shit as a negative, shows the daxy (as a collective) as evil, and barely displays the horrible shit for the femdom fags to jerk off tothat people like doctordj focus hard on the worst parts and depict them completely contrary to the author isn't the author's fault
>>152383378They genocide the females of other racesThey're chauvinistic aggressive imperialists that are functionally incapable of seeing outside of their own worldview and the very second they turned on an AI built to maximize galactic peace it tried to kill them allThe daxy are fucking evil and its extended to their culture itself
>>152386915Zaddy chill.
>>152379283You have an audience my guy: >>152372170
>>152386865Man I've seen the damnedest shit across the years as an Architect. Nearly a decade ago I found a guy who did fat fetish art of Navi where the concept basically was a century after the humans took over their planet, their descendants all became americanized (oh sorry, humanized) fatfucks. Been a long as time so idk if I can re-discover it. So seeing this meme political compass (which i honestly am curious about who created) reminded me of that, funny coincidence.
>>152364885Arcee, maybe. Or Mothra.
>>152374155When you think about it, the fact is it's not much different from a woman seeing a film because a hot actor is in it. Or a dude seeing a film because a hot actress is in it. So your position is actually somewhat normal, from a certain point of view.
>>152386147>>152387128Okay maybe im a bit harsh on it, but I just really don't like the trilogy (I mean its still not finished yet so maybe they'll make a 4th one in the future), the obnoxiousness of many of its fans on /trash/ makes my views of it worse but that's outside the author's control. The main idea of hope even in the most bleak of times is nice by not anything new, the entire idea of not stooping to the level of the people who conquered and practically destroyed humanity's culture (as well as destroying billions of families and trying to make all female humans die out slowly on a concentration camp on Mars) and the Author admiting there is no revenge fueled deserving comeuppance for the rape lizards kill much of my intrest in how the plot will be resolved. The romance between the human protagonist (who showed a lot of promise at first and is the only really interesting character) and his alien lizard friend was meh. The action and pacing is also kinda meh. Also I do not care for the numerous Mormon themes and importance of Mormonism in the story. Dont get me wrong the many instances of Christian theology clashing and being compared with the Alien’s own religion and theology was quite interesting and one of the things that made me bother to keep reading, but why fucking Mormons? Actual Mormons suck and are flat out heretics and it's clear the author has no idea about the nitty gritty of their views. I frankly bet their perception on Mormons just stems from Joshua Graham from New Vegas. Also find the idea of the only human civilization to survive the Alien conquest for decades being a Mormon state in Utah that is apparently full of all sorts of super geniuses that are close to developing a way to counter the aliens. Point is I also found the bizarre inclusion and wanking of Mormons to be dumb as well, and I highly doubt Alephkeller is a Mormon at all.
>>152386770Sir you are asking this on a site where a bunch of people want to fuck Twilight Sparkle, the cartoon pony unicorn. Applejack is obviously the superior choice anyhow.
>>152387501FACT: there is no justification for not being attracted to magical pony women
>>152387356Grim
>>152386770Is there something wrong with liking interesting women?
>>152387636Yes
>>152387714Then I don't want to be right.
>>152387494>but why fucking MormonsBecause the story takes place in the US desert and also mormons are probably one of the few sects fucking insane enough to keep holding onto their beliefs militaristically in spite of an interstellar empire ruling them. A sect insane enough to take the drugged up ramblings as prophetic.The issue with revenge is the idea that most of them are just normal ass people, regular citizens who want to live a happy family life and aren't directly responsible for the actions of their government or the fucked up parts of their culture. IMO that still doesn't preclude the fact that cooperation is impossible unless they lose the mind rape pheromones ate the very least though
>>152362424But Quarich is not human? It's a NAVI clone body with a human's memories implanted.
>>152387898Fingers three, they are Na'viFingers four, serve the human, WhoreAnd if you count the thumb, I'll fuck your stinky bum
>>152380149Becoming wageslave cucks
>>152364198>>152369828>"I want a movie promoting religion, family values, community and good male role models">Avatar: does exactly that>Hates it anywayWhy are chuds like this
>>152387954>Everyone who says something I don't agree with is the same person
>>152387978Where did I imply they're the same guy
>>152387993By implying they said something that you saw someone else say.
>>152388001key word there is "chudS"
>>152388008Case in point, everyone who says something you don't agree with is the same.You applied something you saw someone else say, to someone entirely different, purely because you think they're the same type of person, based on nothing but them saying something you don't agree with.
sexy blue aliens
>>152386770Same reason women send love letters to serial killers.
>>152364650>>152379555>>152383325A 40k crossover doesn't work for the same reason DBZ doesn't with many other media. The Imperium wins by default through sheer manpower. If the Mechanicum and the Guard don't strip the planet bare of resources, a space marine chapter would make it quicker. Then there's the potential Warp corruption of Eywa, and you got yourself a really nasty planet.
>>152386770She hasn't done anything bad to any humans that we know of so she's completely innocent in my mind.
>>152388918Always love it when 40k crossovers are like>Starship Enterprise was then attacked by 12 whole Space Marine chapters led by the primarch Phallus Magnus himself, 4 Imperial Guard fleets, 8 Inquisitorial barges with Extermunatus capabilities and a Machanicus shipWhen actual 40k stories are like>Commander Brutus Knifeback was tasked by the High Lords of Terra to defend the whole Segmentum Scrotum from chaos all by himself and his regiment of 14 random men armed with used lasguns>Commander Brutus was then executed 5 years later for daring to ask for reinforcements
>>152362824>Two-Kinds (Furry)*TwoKinds (Keidran)
>>152370013You didn't say he was wrong.
Ayy lmao
>>152387494That shit's like Jay Naylor's Cottonwine universe excepty sci-fi with the gender roles reversed.Absolute cancer
Do you guys really read stories about large alien women dominating you, or do you just imagine them in your head?
>>152389932I just imagine them. Alien-on-human erotica is fodder for trashy novels you'd find being sold on supermarket clearance stands or in the depths of Amazon, and I'd be looking for the closest noose if I ever felt any compulsion to read those. Besides, no writer can quite capture what I've got going on in my own head.
>>152389984See I want to make a trashy novel to rake in all those horny readers on TikTok, and not just the dumb women that read it. Big alien woman and small human man.Would you read that if every now and then it was also illustrated?
>>152390046I can't support trashy erotica but if it's a regular sci-fi story that has a romantic subplot I support it
Choose.
>>152389932BOTH
>>152390108Well I do like Sci-Fi with a hint of magical whimsy. Would you take a tall humanoid-like Alien Female and a small human male going on an adventure? It'd be styled in 1950s raypunk aesthetic.
>>152390292
>>152390335Not gonna be a lizard. I was thinking either partially cat, ape, or even avian.
>>152387636>>152387738>You will never take a nap while laying on a long navi midriff.
>>152390119Fake & Gay
>>152379283>the hardcore Avatar fansthere are avatar fans?
>>152390759Honestly, if it wasn't for the franchise making a cool billion every single film, i wouldn't know there was either. Like, i legit feel like i'm being gaslit. Nobody cares until there's a new movie, then people march to the cinema, drop all their cash, walk out, complain about it sucking, then never talk about it again until next time.
Kind of obscure but thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg7Om1jCvkY&list=PLpuUN99NIX-1rp111b6oXBThcmQwMTu95
>>152389932I use ai to make erotica for me because I'm a horrible writer, and I get really insecure and prudish trying to write sexual stories. I always start asking stuff like "What if my parents or grandma found this?" Even though I'm almost 30.
>>152390759>>152391091What do Avatar fans have to do to prove to people like you they exist? Dress themselves like Na'vi every waking moment? Make a billion cringy reddit-tier memes? There's already tons of porn of Varang, and even long before she showed up Neytiri was getting tons of porn. If you want to see autistic fan theories and speculating, /tv/ has a general and there's a subreddit.
>>152391211What AI do you use to write? The mainstream services are higher quality but moralfag over extremely mild stuff. I was doing kingdom capture political board game thing where we let AI narrate or success and failures and we had to quit because ChatGPT said that it's offensive to write a story with "dark gods" in it. The AI services that allow porn are obviously lower quality. My GPU isn't good enough to run text generation on my machine locally and I can't justify spending hundreds of dollars just to generate AI porn stories.
>>152392071I use perchance. It's not anything high quality, but it's free and works well enough for what I want out of it. All the "better" ai erotica sites I've heard of require an account or to pay, which I'm not doing. I just need something passable to get my rocks off, not high class literature.
>>152369294genuine affection
>>152391293Who the fuck uses Reddit? All i know is that this franchise shows up, everyone goes apeshit for the 10 weeks it's in the cinema, then it disappears and everyone, everywhere i go, never mentions it again.I acknowledge that i am wrong. I'm not saying "Avatar is a conspiracy" Because, again, that cool billion needs to come from somewhere. It's just that, whenever i talk with Sci-Fi nerds, Avatar only ever comes up in "Remember the cool mech designs?" or "God, that movie was just an even shittier Ferngully... In SpAaAaAcE!!!"It feels like something that is popular among "The Normies" except, it doesn't tend to have that same sort of Normie Popularity veneer like Marvel, KPOP Demon Hunters or Peaky Blinders where you see Etsy plastered with bootleg merch.It just confuses me that a film who everyone, everywhere, universally agree's "The movie is crap, but it's very pretty looking crap." keeps winning, winning, winning, all the time.
>>152388918An eternal stain on my cred, I was actually introduced to 40k by an Avatar crossover edgefic I still remember my mind bending trying to visualize the description of a talking mobile tomb stomping around the jungle before I ever actually found an image of a space marine dreadnought What a time to be alive
>>152392966normies like it but they're embarrassed to like it, that's why they pretend not to know the protagonist's name and refer to the navi exclusively as "the blue people."I'd figure most nerds/geeks like it too, its just that its a younger franchise with only three movies so no one's really grown up with it yet the same way others have with things like Trek and SW, meaning your average Avatar enjoyer probably has some other sci-fi or fantasy IP they enjoy more.I wouldn't be surprised if things were similar for Star Wars in the early 80s, maybe there's an oldfriend lurking that can confirm or deny.
>>152392966Personally I feel like these are good movies that look really cool. They aren't deep enough to become a hyper autist for, but interesting enough to go see and talk about for a little while. Also >>152393179 is right that a lot of people are embarrassed to let people know about the things they actually like.
>>152393311>a lot of people are embarrassed to let people know about the things they actually like.This is why I loathe this age of ironic detachment and aloof contrarianism.
>>152379861>redemptionShe did nothing wrong
>>152386911>supposed to be horribly ugly>is a qtShe's all I know about that series
before this thread dies please tell me ANY Varang-coded /co/ girls especially if their man is a good guy who struggles with their bad bitchery
>>152393506Define "Varang-coded".
>>152393506
>>152365124>I hate 40k because of the fandom, whenever i tell people i think the orks are cool they unironically get defensive and dunk on me for not being a space marine fag.People hate Tau because they're fags and the people who play them are fags.Orcs are cool as fuckt. Guard player
>>152365958I can't believe G-man scored that
>>152366870>>152371085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM76ql92wS0
>>152383011need big lizard wife
>>152393506God she's beautiful~
>>152364885Quarian women, actual draenei women, Togruta women, Twi'lek women, pretty much any of the elf girls.
>>152364885I would love a Kaminoan GF.
>>152390335How she have a word for monkey?
>>152396253All aliens look like something we know. Humans look like whatever creature they know that looks like our monkey. So it's not a direct translation, but animal names can't be directly translated most of the time unless they're named something like "green moss eater" or "red clawed jumper".
>>152369294Something devoid of humanity in all but mind.
>>152387398>MothraNot an alien. An several-meters big eternally-resurrecting goddess, yes, but not an alien
>>152364885I want to take care of her and make and keep her happy so bad
>>152390046I read the occasional erotica written for women and I honestly think more men should do the same.>all the dudes are chad thundercocks that are surprisingly based with no fucks to give (except to the female lead's pussy)>The women are always wet>The ones with vampires have cool fight scenes and conspiraciesIf you want some inspiration for your own writing, interview some vets who've been overseas in Vietnam/Korea/WWII and ask them what relationships/sex were like in those times/places.Long haul spacefaring will be a lot more like pre-jet globe trotting than anything you or I have ever done.
>>152396896literally just a generic big boob woman come on man
>>152396898No need, my uncle said the only thing he enjoyed about Vietnam was the women, and that was it. I can just ask him again except this time pay attention.
>>152396746
It's funny, one of the rather few good end non painted girl alien-human relationships I can think of came from one of the Cthulhu gangClark Ashton Smith was born too early I think
>>152379283idgaf swain, make more so i can jerk off to your shit, the way you draw faces is the only thing that can give me a boner anymore
>>152397040Are those zerglings?
>>152362424Not technically a pairing, but its obvious the artist ships the two.
>fun psycho alien girl thread>it's all chuds with colonizer fetisheslame
>>152374165those soles are amazing
>>152398321Don't need to sign your posts.
>>152396099>ywn be a rogue Kaminoan scientist's assistant/bodyguard/test subject as she dedicates her life to figuring out a way to bring her species back to relevance>she likes to give you all sorts of "special" genetic enhancements Feels bad. Love me amoral alien scientist waifus
>>152369675>hamfistedmaybe you're just evil, ever think about that?
>>152369828>i NEED the goyslop
>>152396984>the only thing he enjoyed about (assumedly) being drafted and forced to fight in a bullshit nonsense war is that he didn't die and was able to fuck Vietnamese womenThis is just the experience of any Vietnam veteran who wasn't a complete psychopath. The only person who could "enjoy" being in a war like the Vietnam War is a monster. What the fuck is there to enjoy if you aren't bloodthirsty and fine with dying violently?
>>152398209>turns into a glass mosaic, falls over and breaks This is a reference to something, right? I swear I've seen a joke like this before in something.
>>152398158Baxxid
>>152399055I remember Watamote had at least one gag about her looking more and more like a mosiac but she didn't fall over and break.
>>152399055They're all like that. At least one panel will always contain a copy of a reaction from something else.
>>152365051Speaking of Abatap. I wish he was alive to see this.
>>152364238>libelWhat?
>>152364885The Tyranid hive mind. Boom, a gajillion-billion wives, fuck you, I win.
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>>152362424Fromsville if you want an accurate depiction of a human man simping for a monster
>>152389409best design, to be honest
>>152403630My, what a shiny bosom...
>>152364295guessing its the mocap suitit limits movement too much and is too bulkymaybe with new versions the tracking will get much better
>>152374399Yeah that shit is real as fuck. Niggas talk about wanting a Varang for themselves but they're not ready to be on monthly suicide prevention duty.
>>152393506>severely traumatized, leaning in to a persona of psychotic violence to cope, desperate for connection and intimacyYeah, Varang is Azula.
>>152364295I remember a scene where Neytiri blinks in the third movie and it looked off to me. Like the effects were unfinished or something.
Why can't 4chan losers just be normal and pine after the kind, dutiful, actually well-adjusted woman and not the deranged freak?
>>152406276pretty fucked up how this cat kept calling humans “piggers,” “apes,” and “earthnoids” in A3 tbqf. her whole “total human death” speech was almost too much for me
