Amethyst is the best girl
I remember this exact piece of fanart from probably 10 years ago. At the time I was disgusted by how fat she was. But now her shortstack flab is attractive to me, as most women are much fatter now and the image brings up nostalgic feelings for the past when the future still seemed full of promise.
>a whore is best girlBut enough about your mother
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Imagine cuddling Amethyst in bed, then noticing her roll into facing away from you and letting out a gigantic brap that almost pushes you out of the bed
>>152375772Exactly
>>152375774Pointy nose sexo
>>152375772>people are now nostalgic for 2016
>>152375772I like chubby women because they remind me of my mother>>152375774I wish pearl was my whore>>1523760072016 sucked but everything afterwards was so much worse
>>152375762I love Amethyst because knowing her it would take probably about 2 seconds to convince her to try voring you
She totally fucked Steven, didn't she?
>>152376447Absolutely
>>152375762>ywn have an Amethyst roommate that'll suck and fuck you whenever she's bored.It hurts bros.
>>152375762Pearl is life, Amethyst (and Quartzes in general) is hometown.
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>>152375762Indeed she is>>152375774>a whoreProjecting
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She does seem like a massive slut who'd fuck you for food
>>1523760072016 is twenty years ago
Would dick her down until she's scared
>>152375762>Amethyst is the best girlAnd the best girl deserves a good, warm kiss.
>>152375897I want sex with Pearl>>152375762And I want sex with AmethystI also want sex with LapisSex with Rose QuartzAnd sex with Blue Diamond
Steven Universe failed by not giving the waifus more attention
>>152375762I've been cooming to SU girls for like a decade now but I haven't watched a single episode. Should I?
>>152376869The whole "everything is from stevens POV" really crippled the show>>152376894Yes, the waifus are godtier even if the show falls off by the later part
>>152376894The first season of the show is good at least, give it a try and see if you get invested in the setting.
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This is just Cinnabus with a different skin color
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GIWTWM
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I want to hold her hand while we kiss and cuddle and do lovey dovey things.
Nooo, I don't want to be a chubby chaser!
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>>152377414Move Pearl, I want to see those cute Ammy feet
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BUILT FOR ME! BUILT FOR ME!!!!!!!!! OH GOD I WANT TO BARELY MAKE IT PAST THOSE CHEEKS, I WANT HER TO LAUGH I KNOW SHE'D ENJOY IT!!!
>>152375762But what if my penis gets in the way?
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>>152377451Would kiss and massage
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>>152375762Artist? Nude alt?
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>>152377578Somescrub.
>>152377713https://youtu.be/PR9prJfNT4E?si=IqhnA5ZMnvHJDXJg
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I want get her pregnant
>>152378199Does getting a gem pregnant kill them or did Steven mom just commit suicide when she had Steven?
>>152376007Which is funny because I remember back then the meme was that 2016 was the worst year ever because of Drumpf and The Zika Virus or whatever
>>152378226The later, its actually not brought up alot in fandom circles surprisingly that roses act to become steven could be considered a type of suicide
>no Big Sis Ammy /ss/The world is evil
>>152378226Sugar confirmed in an ama that gems can have normal babies just fine, rose commited suicide.
>>152378309>>152378226Tbf how would she know? She's the first to ever try. Unless Amethyst has an abortion bucket.
>>152378244>>152378309I feel like Steven Universe is a lot darker show when you think about it for more than a minute.
>>152378251Jerking off to amethyst porn earlier this morning because of this thread made me think back to this tweet
I'd like to have sex with her
>>152378501What?
>>152378680Woah, hot take
I'd share my fries with her.
If Pearl's nose wasn't so cute, Amethyst would had been the series fan favorite.
>>152378309If Steven Universe was just a human, then they wouldn't have been able to do all the stuff the plot required that made Steven able to defeat the Diamond Authority, like bring peace to the cluster or get through to Peridot, or free Lapis, or really any of the good Steven did. He'd just be another human and Lapis wouldn't have escaped to alert anyone to the idea that Earth is still home to the Crystal Gems.
Are there any gems that are as thick as Amethyst but taller?
>>152375762Oh my science is that suzy from deltarune?
>>152380267All the Rose Quartz gems
>>152375762Even better with a ponytail
>>152377524It won't.
>>152375772>mental illness cope: the post
>>152382687NTA but ive been in rehab/psych ward like almost ten times within the past year. Being a chubby chaser is the least of my issues
I absolutely love this little purple jellybean
>>152376989Are those nipples?!MODS!
No thanks, I don't like purple drank
>>152377414fucking Pearl in the sauna
>>152375762Amethyst gives the vibe of a girl who's a total slut, but wouldn't know how to handle gentle intimacy as you cuddle and give her a bunch of kisses on her face while you call her adorable.
>>1523782302016 and 2020 were LE CRAZY and so was 2008 for that matter, but these 'crisis' years were more tolerable simply because things were potentially able to get better.Right now every single year is just slowly being ground down a little more while possibility recedes into the past and the future shrinks, each day just a little worse than the last by increments.
>>152384524>fantasizing about romancing whoresshit that bad for you?
>>152384554Nah, it's just muh fetish
>>152384554She's not a whore though
>>152384562yikes.
>>152384554Nta but yes
What about her?
>>152385156Threesome?
I'd give just about anything for an Opal gf
>play Gem Domination>bad art>boring
>>152385156Would so hard she’d defuse
>everyone posting weak shitPathetic
>>152387253kiss my ass, faggot.
Sex
>>152388211with shortstacks
>>152378226IIRC from word of god, Rose could have had a normal human kid but specifically making a half-gem kid *with a gem* is the suicidal part.So you could get Amethyst pregnant and she could have human babies just fine (assuming she was responsible or powerful enough as a gem to keep her shapeshifted metabolic system active for 9 months) but if you wanted gem-children with her it's guaranteed single dad town.
>>152375772>But now her shortstack flab is attractive to me, as most women are much fatter nowi don't think it's that. i think it has more to do with the fact that most real-life fat women are annoying fucking normies who talk super loudly, chimp out on social media all the time, and get wayyy too involved in politics. these are all activities that overstimulate my autistic brain. amethyst, on the other hand... we'll, she's not my waifu, but i can definitely appreciate her. she's cool. she's chill. she doesn't have BPD, she doesn't post selfies all day (like a dumb attention seeking whore), nor does she blabber on about "MAGA fascists" on instagram.com. she just doesn't give a fuckkk. she'll let you hit if you bring pizza over and are generally nice to her. man, why can't fat women be like this irl? i honestly dont give a fuck about body types but they all act like this and it makes me want to cry just thinking about it.
>>152389379well*fuck man i cant type for shit. im kms
>>152376447Why wouldn't he?
>>152389379You have mental retardation if you think you're any better, complaining about how fat women act at the drop of a hat. Literally nobody asked, nor cares. Rope before you're finished whining about how you'll never have a woman for being a retard with low social skills.
>>152390125She probably took his virginity
>>152390182>t. Hog sow
>>152390645That is pretty awesome. All things consider.
>>152391515she's sonic
>>152391515>>152391545They do have one thing in common...
Am I Amethyst?
Wait why did they disable bumping this thread?
