It's that time again where Disney spoils their movie in book format
The end
you can just tell they thought flying shark was their best idea, and that makes me quite uncomfortable
I'm surprised/glad little golden books are still around
Beaver hugging
>>152379858This is the only time that I will ever watch this flick
this actually sounds alright. Though them regrowing the glade is bullshit. That shit takes decades.
why are we teaching kids to care about the environment when shit is already beyond fucked and the people with the money and power to do something about it have shown for decades that they prefer being rich as opposed to doing the right thing. if anything we should be teaching kids that everything is fucked and you have been brought into a irreversibly broken dystopian against you will because your parents were selfish or stupid.
>>152380374dystopia*
>>152380374Cultural inertia
>>152380374>why are we teaching kids to care about the environment when it's mandatory to talk about the environment and how it impacts society and equality and faggots having sex with faggots and children, &c. ftfy
>>152380374Greta suck my dick bitch
>>152380847>>152380909how does it feel to be useful idiots who got psyopped?
>>152381080You should know
>>152381121still in the denial phase huh.
>>152380374>maybe if I act like a petulant little doomer faggot that will guilt you into letting me Dismantle Capitalism™Nah
>>152381311>state our objective reality based on logic and facts>doomerkeep licking that boot though.
>>152380374It’s a bluepill. It is largely to make you feel good or feel like you make an impact when it is impossible to when DuPont or Dow pollute more in 10 seconds then you could resolve in a lifetime of choices t. Work in environmental
I have a bad feeling the flying shark is going to be the equivalent of Clod from Elemental for this movie (and be relentlessly shilled on social media)
>>152381481all it does is set up kids to feel like shit when they realize the truth. i guess we've normalized accepting everything is shit and fucked forever though so the wealthiest amongst us can get wealthier and hoard more wealth so who cares right. whatever.
>>152379988Really? a Shark?
>>152381513Considering the movie comes out in less than a month, I feel like they would've tried that by now. The advertising for this movie seems pretty light honestly.
>>152380847Only Ameritards and jeets (poop river people) think caring about environmental issues makes you gay.
>>152380028>>152380042The Wild Robot.
>>152381864But >>152380374 is against caring about the enviroment and encourages giving up
>>152380073Waiting for the porn
>>152381864Europeans legit hate nature and conservation. They have called forests “dystopian” even in BBC news reports. They cannot live in any area not overly developed with concrete and asphalt.Ask them how much virgin woodland is left. It was all destroyed in the Industrial Revolution.
>>152382000My European country has an abundance of nature and untouched land. And as far as the rest of Europe not everywhere is a concrete, asphalt paved jungle. How disingenuous would it be for me to say that everywhere in America is paved with nothing but parking lots and "stroads" that go on for miles and no nature left? Very. Considering most of the USA is untouched land with mountain ranges sprinkled in.
>the only white male is the villainBravo Disney.
>>152381895why would you have hope period in an objectively evil and corrupt world that encourages sociopathic behavior and treats the most vulnerable and less fortunate like slaves to be taken advantage of at best and disposable trash at worst?
>>152379858Ever since I saw the trailer and Mabel mentioned that this was like Avatar, I thought, "I bet some janitor fucks her body while she's wearing the helmet."
>>152380374>when shit is already beyond fuckedIt's never over until it's over.
>>152382362it already was over way before you were born.
>>152379897At least she's not an anteater.
>>152382137he gets redeemed and saves the day, you seething little bitch
>>152379858ts movie is just over the hedge but woke
>>152382453Having the mayor hop into an animal body is interesting at least.
>>152382401Nice.
>>152382100>My European countrylol, lmao, what country are you from? Faggotland?
>>152383326Better than PedoGringoLand, ya niggah lover
>>152379858Why do they keep doing this?
>>152383431>Doesn't use "nigger">Doesn't mention African and Middle Eastern "refugees" and the disorder ensuing from the culture clash between his fellow countrymen and the foreign residentsWEWE EW WYou're a faggot that denounces "racism" publicly while using racist slurs behind the scenes
>>152379988>>152381778>Dropping the shark
>>152382000You're a massive retard if you think the US is any better here. We practically invented the travesty of modern city culture in the West.
>>152383326kill yourself mutt
>>152380058>get a multiyear research program shut down>it's okay though, at least you feel better about your grandma's conservationism
>>152381513that was the lizard
>>152379858I think it would have been easier if she had offered her body to Mayor Jerry.
Are you happy they went with the beaver instead of human korean-american girl?
>>152382137Jerry looks vaguely Asian like Mabel, but it's hard to tell. Besides the real villain is Titus.
>>152383326Norway, though I come next door from Sweden.Oslo's outskirts is surrounded by nothing but nature. Also big talk from an Americunt calling other people's lands "Faggotland" when you push faggotshit into your media and expect everyone to consoom it. The death of Hollywood can't come soon enough.
>>152383735Something something minorities in disney/pixar movies are always turned into animals/non-humans for most of the runtime something something.
>>152383735NOalso she's japanese-american, get it right
>>152383554I only vaguely remember this.
>>152379972>>152380028>Mabel accidentally kills the insect queen>kills the insect king days after having killed their queenMust suck to be an insect.
>>152380009imagine taking orders from a fucking bug
>>152380009>>152380028sounds like a great villain by disney standards, just a little too last minute, they should've let him create chaos instead of making the climax an accident
>>152380009>>152380028>>152383858>>152383902>save the animals>unless the animals aren’t cute and marketable, those deserve extinctionhow all normalfags are with this stuff
>>152380374>Imagine thinking the Environment is even close to unfixable.Just admit you're an idiot that thought An Incovenient Truth was legit and just forgot Al Gore said our Ice Caps would be gone a decade ago.
>>152380009lmao, I wasn’t expecting this direction
>how does it feel to be useful idiots who got psyopped?
>>152385293useful idiot award.fell for psyops award.bootlicker award.
>>15238529320 years later and midwits still cry about Al Gore whenever the environment is brought up.
When is this coming out anywaysThere's still only like 6 porn pics of the chick and only one of them is good
Nice beaver
>>152380073I notice the complete lack of plot relevance for the meme lizard. >>152379875I wonder if Mabel and (Big Hero 6's) Go-go are cousins or something. They've got the same last name, though it's a common one, and Gogo also likes going in the forest.>>152380042Isn't saving a city from a flood a little bit of a repeat of Elemental?
>>152381966this tbqh famm
>>152379863Bump
>>152379972>>152380028>>152383858>environmentalism is le good>but killing humans is le badDidn't have high hopes for this, but I'm still disappointed
>>152379858>Muh spoilersIt's a movie for kids age 5 and up, not 6th sense.
>>152382100>>152383766Only 2% of Norway is virgin forest, the rest is human planted fake plantations, very similar numbers to the rest of Europe. Europeans clear cut their entire continent, it's a desolate polluted shithole. No other race has destroyed their natural environment to this extent.
>>152379858This book proves the movie will be highly satanic since it prommotes bestiality and the murder of monarchy
>>152379858Bump
>humans BAD>animal GOOD>o actually only cute animals good, insect BAD tooThis is terrible on so many fucking levels
>>152387377>when the grok educated American comes and try to lecture you about your own country's culture and history
>>152379875>TanakaImmediately lost interest.
I'm all for fantasy and all but "public school teacher invented brain transfer robots" is hard to believe and lazy as fuck
>>152383489The US is objectively better at thisThey have way more robust national parks and local park systemsThey have many areas of virgin woodland and undisturbed ecosystems Lower level of the country is developed with man-made structures The insect population is holding off better and wildlife more diverse, with earlier reintroduction campaigns
>>152388138Please shut the fuck up.
>>152388242stop eating shit.
>>152383497I'd rather be called a mutt than be a worthless faggot, a pile of bio-hazardous mass, such as yourself. You complain all the time about "muh Ziggers" raping Europe yet you'll never raise your voice against your own rapefugees nor do anything about them, just blame "the far-right" like this hippy-faggot* did:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfCOJivvPuE*Mallen Baker is a former Green member, and the Greens are basically the successors of the hippies, and as with hippies it's always good to shit on them.
>>152383497All Europeans are objective mutts given haplogroupsPlus they kill themselves every 10 years of them causing wars like in Ukraine now lmaooooo
>>152383497 KEK>>152388867Who's the mutt now?>>152383497
>>152379897Isn’t highway development usually done at the state or national level? City government usually only has a small voice in these things.
>>152379858When this movie flops I someone screencaps this to remind all the faggots that crap like this is sewage and the people who make this crap deserve to be fired out of a cannon into a wall
>>152389266What will you do if I screencap this and it does not flop? Well, anon? We’re waiting.
>>152387344we don't need another Unabomber
I think y'all are a bunch of HOPPERS!
>Villain is a genocidal maniac named Titus inside a mech suit.
>>152380073Too bad. I was hoping she would be trapped as a beaver for the rest of her life.
Why is this a movie? the machine concept should be a 24 episode show, with different animals per episodes. That whole evil road mayor plot is already thin enough for a 20 minute episode.
>>152387957>>humans BAD>>animal GOOD>>o actually only cute animals good, insect BAD tooAll correct
>>152387377>LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR COUNTRYMutt, just north of Norway, Sweden and even Finland is a desolate untouched frozen landscape. Even small European countries like Switzerland or Austria has plenty of land left untouched with mountain ranges. Why do you mutts love to display your bold ignorance when discussing other countries? Half the time most of you mutts don’t realize that your country is mostly untouched land.
>>152390576>t.>>152388867
>>152380374>t. Donald Trump
>>152388161>implying it's even possible for anything to be worse for the environment than Ameritard carbrain
>>152389266When this movie is successful, I hope you seethe.
>>152389419Based
>>152391748>n-nooo ur muttUnlike Americans and Europeans in the south, I know my family tree. I don't have multiple ethnicities in my DNA or leak McDonalds burger grease from my asshole. Nor am I a 500 pound walking hamplanet that get's short winded from a 300cm stroll. You Amerimutts are the true definition of "mystery meat".
anyways, kid mabel
https://x.com/pixar_hoppers/status/2019525941899457006
>>152393349>"I know my family tree. I don't have multiple ethnicities in my DNA or leak McDonalds burger grease from my asshole. Nor am I a 500 pound walking hamplanet that get's short winded from a 300cm stroll."Zozzle.Show your family tree and your skin-tone with date and time zone or you're just a larpagan "Aryan" from Iran or some other Middle Eastern shithole.
>>152393349>300cm stroll.You suck a mile of dick, impotent homosexual
>>152388161None of this is going to be true anymore by 2040 because your entire country is filled with petty retards. Have fun with that, fatty.
>>152393861AIsloppa movie
>>152394352>cunty politicians flood countries with rapefugees to rape and murder the natives in order to institute and justify more censorship and surveillance because some called Ursula Von Der Leyen a whore wjo should take a twenty thouse kms of Black and Brown dickBut go on, faggotlandian
>why do you have both an economy AND pristine forests?>we don't have those in GERMANY
>>152394330Yes, shower me with more of your unbridled rage, muttican.
>>152394906Freeze in the cold without Russian oil
>>152379923Why would a BEAVER be the community leader? Why not something more menacing like, say, a BEAR?
>>152389266when it flops we'll be flooded with more>Pixar smugly yells at audience for not liking original storiesstories.
>>152380374You have to remind them they’re helpless early, so you can double-dip on making money off them with inspiring entertainment and killing the planet and they won’t even stop you
>>152392045be real. they paid you to come here to advertise and defend this garbage. It's not the usual princess shit sequel and remake. this is a dollar store clearance bin product.
>>152380374Cleaning up after yourself is always a good habit, on a big or small scale. In any case, some day those old men with money will die and their kids will take their place, some of whom do not necessarily share the same doomer capitalist outlook on life.
>>152380374GOOD MORNING SIR
Very surprised that Disney made an environmentalism movie without the message "Humanity Bad", I feel like in 2021 they would have gone with that and it would have bombed.
>>152393861bad angle for those faces
>>152379875would Grandma Tanaka
>>152389337>>152392045Only an act of God can save this film, and that has been in short supply for Pixar these days.
>>152379858bump
>>152396260Because of "busy, responsible beaver" memes that insurance companies like to push.
>>152397120>be real>unrealistic conspiracy theory
>>152380374I hate that little boondoggle about your parents being responsible for the shit you're in. Most of our parents had nothing to do with it unless they are billionaire industrialists. They were in the same boat we are now, too busy putting a roof over your fucking ungrateful head to give a damn about shit rich people were doing. People talk all kinds of bullshit about how their parents were part of their problem, but when their parents pass away and give them a house, paid off and mortgage-free, these ungrateful assholes turn around and sell the house then go back to living in their Apartments with astronomical rent, thin walls and ceilings, and toxic, possibly dangerous neighbors.
>>152382000They do. It's gotten so bad with Europeans and their descendants that whenever white people first are put into a Wilderness situation, they damn near break down from the feeling of being in the wild and how different it is from home. Their souls are damn near dead before the experience. They liken it to a religious awakening, like those out of touch liberal boomers after they go see Shen Yun. The average western white person leads a life so removed from nature that they're damn near aliens, except their lifestyles have been normalized to the point that many societies imitate them and strive to be like them.
>>152389853I wonder if any point they tested to see if there were any biological functions, or the robot is purely a robot
>>152389920They made pitch that as the concept for a future Netflix spin off. They can even keep the same title, and it'll be even more appropriate.
>>152393349>his face when he actually traces the lineage he's so proud of and finds that outside of instances of incest, his female ancestors were regularly reproducing with men not of his race.
>>152383457Fr, even on fucking 4chan, of all places, he doesn’t take the opportunity to say “nigger,” like any other fucker on this site would and says “niggah” instead, like a pussy.>>152385378Doesn’t help that he still tries to throw himself back into the spotlight. Hell, AIT got a sequel in 2017, where he doubled down on his claims.
>>152400120>common and documented marketing practices are "conspiracy theory"good morning sir.
huh
>>152379858I really hope this poor Ghibli imitation crashes and burns. Fingers crossed.
>>152392028Western Europe and China are the worst for the environment on the planet (for entirely different cultural reasons) and you are naive cattle if you cannot look at basic stats
>>152386530heheh i get it
>environmental message movies>in 2026This isn't 1993 anymore, cut that shit out.
>>152379858Mabel should sleep with the mayor and then blackmail him.
>>152404691I'd watch that version
>>152388242Why so offended?
>>152386749isn't that the girl from turning red lol
>>152379858Thanks OP
>>152406422based grateful anon
>>152404637>mooooooooom I am a big boy I kill things when I WANT
>>152380374You are not the target of this psyatt, the target are the chineses having a monopoly on rare earth and being too numberous>Hero is girl = Let's care about nature (ditch rare earth)>She's BFF with a beaver = don't go for chinese husband, depopulate
>>152380374cringe doomer take, what's left of our planet is still worth protecting
>>152408697Lol whatever you say Greta
