Moirallegience EditionQott: Could you truly live with a moirail from this wheel? (Yes I know this is getting stale but this will be the last from me) https://spinthewheel.app/homestuck-charactersLast Dream Bubble >>152382630
first for prospitcest
Oh Aranea, You would be a nice change in my dull life. I would truly love her as a "soul mate" of sorts.
Saved this too.
>>152394808whiteboard linkr2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802magmahttps://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
>>152394808>gamzee makaraI'm going to fucking die and it'll be all op's fault for not adding dirk to the wheel for meit was nice knowing you all
>>152394808I wouldn't be able to, since instead of wanting to be a part of some heartwarming kinship, i'd be trying too hard with trying to bang her.
>>152394889If I ever do the next one I'll only do Humans/Felt/Guardians/ and sprites okay QOTT
>>152394911I need her.
>>152394891Would distract my lust with fun RPing with her desu, But staring at her tongue will trigger my dick like crazy.....
>>152394911>>152395055is she skinny and tall or short and fat make up your mind!
>>152395055Damn, now I wanna roleplay with a Terezi...
>>152395071What about Tall and CURVY
>>152395071I have no ill will for fatrezi fans, but stickrezi will always be my number one.
>>152395091now i REALLY wanna roleplay with a Terezi.
>>152395055>make the gluttinous whore character fatwhat did they mean by this
>>152395109Ask karkat...
>>152395071I prefer her being short and curvyPersonally never got the 'she's a fattie' thingProbably doesn't help that as a fatfuck, I had some retards gettin' mad at me for thinking it made no sense for her to be chubby
>>152395109Is fat Dave popular among Davekat fans?
>>152395091terezi is totally short and and chubby
>>152394808>Qott: Could you truly live with a moirail from this wheel? (Yes I know this is getting stale but this will be the last from me) FUCK i got aranea. She will probably loredump me to death. But ultimately fine unless im just a pawn in her scheme but lets say for the sake of this its earth c. Shes just gonna be a politician or some shit and i have to go outside and hold a sign for her. So otherwise normal moirrail outside the mind control and the autistic loredumps. Hopefully the araneafag doesnt cry all over her while im trynna eat cereal in my house
>>152394808>QOTT>NepetaYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
calling all fic readers. if you guys have any cool terezi x dave fics, feel free to post them. i like seeing what the people like in fics
I think a lot of Homestuck's problems stem from Hussie thinking he's as funny or clever as Tom Green.
>>152394808i cant be a moirail for anyone cause i wanna fuck ALL of themexcept gamzee. but i just wanna kill him. Maybe...tavros???? but hes not dangerous i guess i am tho
>>152394808ABSOLUTELY NOT
>>152395232you can be moirails and fuck, just gotta wear a condom
>>152395241i would rather DIE than let KARKAT wear a CONDOM
even like my lower tier pick like nepeta, i wanna bone her sure but i cant let her wear the condom its just not right. need bear troll dick
>>152394808>QOTTPailing my 'rail.
>>152394808>meenahAt least she's funny... I'm still screwed though.
>>152395239youre lucky it wasnt cronus or else youd be pailing with him everyday
Reposting because I didn't notice the new thread link whoopsie>>152394035Did she rape him or does she just hurt him because she likes it?Also FAKE FAN CRONUS WOULD NEVER LIGHT CIGARETTE HE IS POSER FAGGOT!
>>152395306She lit the cigarette for him. Use your BRAIN!
>>152394808>gamzees my moirailhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ1k0gJ2Jd8&t=11s
>>152395317You've got me there. She should beat him as well.
You ever think about how the plot of Homestuck could change drastically thanks to the tiniest change in what random bullshit ha-what the fuck was that?
>>152395402I wanna nut inside this damn bunny so badly.
>>152395306She rapes the fuck outta him, also this anon >>152395317 is correct>FAKE CRONUS FANIf you only knew...
Every Beyond Canon chapter that releases without Swiss in it increases my agitation to dangerous levels.
>>152395463You say that like there's been any chapters recently.
>>152395476IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG I CAN DREAM ALSO I DON'T LIKE YOU ANON
u6hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk what to drawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkdo i even care about aranea any more? should i just bite the bullet and make a cute fantroll 6irl for me to lust over? do i even remember how aranea is in canon, or is the idea of an aranea in my head merely an abstract version of my own desires and things i find attractive? what is an aranea even? FUCK
>>152395425She's out here finding newer, meaner ways to rape someone into it so hard they won't be into it when she's done.Inspirational levels of Rape.
>>152394808I wake up every morning to a dead deer on my doorstep and a horror show in the bathroom
>>152395519just consult the source material if you're ever having doubts about your idea of a character, stupid
>>152395519desuyou have stopped using 8's for a bit, so its pretty likely you stopped caring about heronly question is whyis it because of your gay boyfriend corrupting your mind?
>>152395546hmmm that *could* be a possible source. didn't think of that>>152395543but yeah i should probably 6o look at that a6ain. i 6uess
>got raped when i was younger>now i beat my shit to itGod I'm fucking disgusting I should be hung somewhere fuck
>>152395562just like me fr......anyways it's probably normal. or, at least, normal *here* of all places. like, do you fap to the memory of it or...?
>>152395562>I should be hung somewhere fuckso are you hung or not?
>>152395552weirdest thing is that you're using...6's, toonext thing you know, it'll be 9's as well
>>152395580ooh chef give me a troll with a 69 quirk and another troll with a 67 quirk and make them pail
>>152395588and one with a 89 quirk that just wants to kill them both
>>152395562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo2LmysCtVo
>>152395571No but sometimes when I'm looking at rape art I find myself thinking "I wish mine went like this" instead of wishing that it never happened at all. I'm so fucked in the head I despise myself.
>>152395620>>152395562as someone who's been in the same position years ago, i mostly just think moving on and hopin the person who did it is hopefully rotting in prison or dead to be helpful but also why the fuck are you mentioning this on a /co/ thread to a bunch of random faggots
>>152395562It's not uncommon for rape survivors to develop rape kinks. It helps recontextualize and give you your control back. As long as you aren't hurting real people you don't need to beat yourself up about it.
>>152395638Mostly the Porrim rape ITT.
>>1523956384chan's where people vent about shit they'd never talk about in real lifeI don't mind, but I'm also not doing counseling for free so
>>152395580well, i 6uess i could use 9's. w9uldn't be t99 hard. i d9n't want pe9ple to think i'm a kankrifa6 9r anythin6. horrible fate>>152395588or, i suppose i could use a 67 quirk, despi7e how crin6e that is. or i could, of course, stick to the 6. or find another troll to obsess over>>152395620well that's not that bad. to me, at least. i mean, fucked up shit happened in my childhood and i fap to stories on /r9k/ of anons detailin6 their childhood sexual experiences, consensual or not. a6ain, i don't think it's that fucked up to be honest.like >>152395643 said
>>152395562Just look at porn featuring the fetish of consent and maybe seek a therapist. But to relate this to /co/ is your tavros
in honor of this truly silly situation we have found ourselves embroiled in, is our new resident drawfag going to draw some more heinous and quite profound rape art?
>>152395650i guess despite me casually mentioning it, i can never really speak about those sorts of experiences, since i don't really trust going into detail about such thingsespecially when doing that will usually result in what >>152395655 said
>>152395687hey what was wron6 with what i said? was it really that bad :?
Rape me up, before you go go.
>>152395695just sayin that if i'm gonna fap to /ss/ or any of the sort i wouldn't read up on someones life is allbut thats me, not you
why did i draw htisthis is an incest ship comici mean like i think it looks cool but likedamn i kinda just made some BULLSHIT
>>152395655>and i fap to stories on /r9k/ of anons detailin6 their childhood sexual experiences, consensual or not.You are like the biggest most socially braindead spergs in these threads. Why would you do that or say that?
>>152395708oh wow i didn't even think of it from that an6le. it is kinda fucked i 6uess now that i think about it
>>152395714>Hey Dave, are ya winnin'?
>>152395684Me? As someone with similar trauma, yeah I will lol
>>152395655I NEEED THIS NIGGA DEAD
She would NOT get fucking raped let's be real.
>>152395730>it is kinda fucked i 6uess now that i think about it
>>152395740I wish I was dominated by Porrim. I need her pits. On 9/11.
jade is currently in her angsty modeshe needs egbert to help her get out
>>152394808Lol, Sollux Moirail. >"Hey, Sollux? I'm thinking of maybe killing myself...:>"Uh. Sorry to hear that. I guess. My condolences."
>>152395725i mean really is it that 8ad? i mean it's fucked up kinda 8ut i don't think it's THAT fucked up. plus i do it cus it's hot>>152395741come on 8ro really??? like i'm not jerkin6 off to anons 6oin6 "my dad fucked my ass when i was little and now i think i'm gay" or anythin6. like 6reentexts and the like that i'm 68% sure are larps.>>152395753anon i have no idea what this expression is supposed to convey
also i guess she sleeps in johns dads room, just kinda a choice i made for this if something contradicts this i will ignore reality for my own
6od she's such a dorky retard lol
>>152395772Being Sollux's moirail would be the easiest shit in the world. All you gotta do is make him something to snack on like a homie, play some games with him every now and again, eat his pussy a little bit, makeout with him and put up with the taste of Monster Energy or mild battery acid. Easy peasy.
if i can bring everyones attention away from the rape, i want to say that i feel extreme envy and spite towards this faggot i've found online while browsing for fanartcan't believe someone would dare call themselves 'polypagamzeeswife' when she's MINE
>>152395774>i mean really is it that 8ad?Yes you fucking tard.
>>152395807could he handle 8ein6 YOUR moirail thou6h? a one-sided moiralle6ience isn't 6ood>>152395817kill him>>152395819nah i don't think so. in fact i firmly state that it is NOT that 8ad.
>>152395831>israel has investigated itself and found NO wrongdoing
>Looking up 1920s dances for a silly Derse dance competition>People used to dance themselves to death for the chance to eat during the great depressionWew lad
>>152395840lol 8ut seriously. i mean i can't conceptualize how it's 8ad. like, if i were actively 6oadin6 anons into talkin6 a8out it and 8ein6 vulnera8le for the sake of jerkin6 off to it, i'd 8e more inclined to a6ree, 8ut... they already posted that shit on their own. i'm just 6ettin6 a quick nut off of it no 8i66ie. y'know?>>152395844so are we 6in6er or lemonsnout
>>152395831Fuck you nigga I'm going to rape you.
how is everyone tonight :D
>>152395875darn... now i 6otta rape you 8ack.... 6ive me a sec>>152395881well we're talkin6 a8out rape and stuff, so i'd say i'm pretty 6ood. how are you anon?
WHEN THE FUCK IS DRINKING PROBLEM UPDATING I NEED ROMANAS FAT ASS TO SIT ON ME
>>152395893im fine ^w^;; i guessyou know how it is. drawing, more drawing, tryna make some cool shit for everyone.
>>152395881Working on the outline for part two of my AU fic while a vtuber fails at playing Fortnite in the background, it's going swell
>>152395895I heard this artist does porn. Do they really? Where may I find it?
>>152395968anon, i mentioned this a thread or two ago, and got an answer. they stopped making it and deleted their twitter. some is on rule 34, but fortunately i have more than what rule 34 offers. maybe. i'd have to see my folder.
>>152395995JOHN!!!!! YOUR FUCKING ARMS RETRIEVE YOUR FUCKING ARMS
>>152396010>but fortunately i have more than what rule 34 offers. maybe. i'd have to see my folder.You gotta put that shit on the internet, man.
>>152396017His arms are busy
>>152396021i'm... i'm shy. i'll put it in a mega and link it here, hopefully i can, right?
>>152396032hes busy fucking jadeor pulling her tailalso idk how to bring this upI imagine jade doesn't wear her god tier all the time because its a big poofy dress and you can't really sleep in that, but john is perfectly fine with it. so he sleeps with it.even worse he wears shoes in bed.
>>152396055nta but i'd sleep in a dress. then again i've never wore a dress so idk
>>152395650Its easier to tell someone who doesn't know you and won't recognize you come next thread than someone you'll have to talk to again and can associate what you said with you
>>152396067i reocognize that god tiers are pajamas. but still, a big dress with socks and everything is kind of a lot. and like if your taking off some of your god tier why not just ditch the whole outfit for the night, john has a tshirt and pants, and the hood isnt heavy so hes chilli doubt dave ever wears pajamas so he sleeps in whatever.and same with roseand basically everyone who isnt a bard or witch.their outfits are a little to complicated to sleep in
>>152396085fair enough. i guess it would be a little inconvenient
>>152396010>some is on rule 34under what alias UNDER WHAT ALIAS
>>152396093especially with how convenient not only god tiers are, but clothes in general are.you can swap out with a captcha log card. So jade could have like a baggy t shirt and then swap back to full god tier in a second
>>152396115i kinda wanna have jade in a revealing nightgown that would be fun. but she doesnt seem the type, thats rose's thing
>>152396103abiesnot420there's only ONE piece of Homestuck uploaded there, but i have the rest i believe. putting together a mega right now
Might watch some HS amvs or goon to cosplay or abuse an AI of a character idk.
Who should get raped
>>1523962158ased>>152396225you
>>152396135mega nz/folder/aEcAXbgA#v04yU-1hUiWv9Qa-UY-Etgmade sure to look into my folders twice, this is all that i found.
>>152396262Oh, that's gore...
>>152396225HS characters? Mituna, Cronus, and Roxy are the most rapeable IMO. Fantrolls? Romana from Drinking Problem looks like she would be fun to see raped in art.
>>152396262Oh that's goon... That's goon of my comfort character...Also love the way they drew Kanaya's hair there.
>>152396262oh, that's dolphin porn...
>>152396262I hope in drinking problem theres a really buff troll thats like this drawing>>152396268Its kanaya's fetish. When your embraced bloodsucking is your only pleasure
>>152396262>abies made this pictureI kneel
>>152395768Is she sleeping in the Egbert house?Will they loose their virginities in Dad's bed???
>>152396313damn. it's like same face syndrome 8ut with 8odies instead. horri8le
>>152396322Huh neat the prospitcest guy is drawing it during the 3 year voyage on the yellow ship>>152396329This is why he gotta draw more muscular men or just a flat girl with a big ass or huge tits but no ass. He got the porn artist buff and debuff excellent anatomy but he just draws what makes him hard hes like planetofjunk hes more funnier when it isnt SMuT
>>152396313Big Porrim and Big Kanaya owe me sex.
Homestuck discussion is shit because of the constant waifu/husbando faggery and shipping instead of talking about the much more interesting Sburb game mechanics.
>>152396353well then let's talk a8out it anon. how do you feel a8out the intricacies of ecto8iolo6y?
>>152396322yes and yes. I am writing this during the 3 year skip. In fact its based on he comic of the same name. with similar dislodge and panels based on panels in that comic, but expound upon and changed to my liking. i forgot where she was sleeping in the time skip.lowkey most of act 6 is ejected from my brain cause i think it sucks. So im fuzzy on the details. and yes i think thats a good idea anon, they WILL lose their virginities on dads bed. And i bet dad would be proud. >>152396313not bad pal... not bad. egbert love... hehehehe
>>152396353I wonder what happens if nothing gets prototyped, the forge doesn't turn on but the frogs still get made
>>152396353i wonder how much a hope player could carry a session. Like imagine no space player but you just hope a genesis frog into existence
by the wayJOHN WINSJOHN IS LOVE JOHN IS LIFEPROSPITCEST PERSON WINS AGAIN
>>152396386john wins what? what is this poll for
>>152396386knowing this general it's because people want to force themselves upon him while kissing
>>152396399the most kissable human pol from last thread. ok drawings a little slower cause im trying to do more ambitious and interesting panels with backgrounds and stuff. But im sure ittle be worth it. john and jade will talk a lot about feelings so thats good. Even davesprite is here! i dont wanna leave him out of the story cause the drama is so good. He won't catch on to what john and jade are doing for a while, but when he does John will feel that guilt big time.
>>152396353Thats true. The sburb game mechanics is what got me into homestuck and will forever be my favorite part of it. Thats why i love classpecting. o algo
>>152396438whats your classpect friend :)Im a witch of breath :)-prospitcest anon
>>152396444Every time I take a quiz i always get a new result but thats a result of growing as a person. But I just usually say im a MAGE OF LIGHT since i already made my troll oc that
>>152396362>and yes i think thats a good idea anon, they WILL lose their virginities on dads bed. And i bet dad would be proud.Holy BASED. When they're done John finds a note in between the mattresses: >Son, if you're reading this, it means you have lost your virginity to Jade Harley on my bed. I am so proud of you both.
>>152396475nah nah he opens the drawer and finds a pack of condoms"Son, if your reading this, you are now ready to make love, please be safe. I am so proud of you." and then jade snatches it and vaporizes it because shes a bit feral like that. they make such a mess and dont bother to clean it up so they just sleep in johns bed. >>152396470How interesting, a mage of light sounds like a troublesome combination, i can imagine that classpect in action in a game, and it sounds a tiny bit annoying. But useful.
at a point i was just like "nah i'm not doin6 this"8ut it's somethin6, so...yeah today is day 112? of drawin6 aranea every. sin6le. day.
>>152396353Sburb mechanics are neat but at a fundamental level it's all bullshit because Hussie enjoys writing needlessly complex faux-game mechanics. Any question about Sburb that can't be answered with an explicit explanation sourced from the comic likely can't be answered at all because it's designed to not make any sense.
>>152396538a lot of things i dont like about sburb because it seems arbitrarylike WHY are their genderlocked classes. WHY do you NEED a space and time player. Like i know why in the latter case, but why is the game designed like that. ect ect ect
homestuck becomes unreadable once the trolls and their typing quirks show up
>>152396613i like the typing quirks but its understandable. I appreciate homestucks uncompromising nature, its one of the things im fond of the most. but at the same time that makes it inaccessible.there are mods for the homestuck collection that get rid of typing quirks for you
>>152396557Well the other part of Sburb being bullshit is that it also means you can pretty much do anything you can think of if you can semantically justify it within Sburb's incredibly loose rules. And that's why I love it. You don't "need" a space and time player. You don't "need" anything but your imagination. It's called the Medium for a reason. It's where YOU make YOUR story. If you want to do whatever the game tells you, that's fine. If not, you can break pretty much everything that can be broken and still succeed if you have the will to pull through, like we see in the comic.
>>152396498I think as the mage of light if i was in a session i'd probably get hit by "only able to think of Halloween until they die" If i dont gamble well. im pratically a more high risk rose lalonde with more solar flare. Also heres my oc but thats all im willing to share of my old art
>>152396628Sure but i guess my issue is my prefrence to semi defined rules. Or at the VERY least more exploration OF the game and what you can do.Like. What does a muse DO. We dont even know what most of the classes do. Or the aspects. We just have to fucking guess. and so the story is a medium for a story, and not a medium for the expression of the characters through their skills and abilities. THe closest anyone gets to that is timeplayers because their powers are the most easily intuitive. basically there should have been more fights so we could see people use their powers. Or just generally. more of the fucking game.Because the only games we ever see are fucked up doomed sessions.
>>152396664Yeah no you're right about that. Yet another symptom of Hussie deciding Act 6 needed to be a shitty character drama.
>>152396683the fact that hussie never TELLS us what all the class dualities are, so we just have to guess. is really annoying.likeif he NEVER gave us any, then it makes sense since at that point its relative. But no each class has a partner class. But guess were fucked.And like. combat is a HUGE portion of the game. Its not the only part or even the biggest, but its a part of it. So the fact we dont know how classes or aspects fight is criminal!if i wrote homestuck john would have gone super saiy i mean master class mode and beat up caliborn so hard the mspa ended right there
>>152396628Yeah this is the saving grace to me IMOI like to imagine Sburb as being like a universe-creation or restarting game. The one we see in Homestuck is very specific to its universe (from the trolls doomed session to the alpha kids). The reason why they need a Time and Space player to win is because their universe has way too much recursive paradox bullshit to deal with, but in another universe it doesn't matter as much because time doesn't get as fucked up. The reason the genesis frog is a frog is because of the importance to their universe and the recursive nature of change; in another universe it might just be a cosmic egg or larvae of a great world moth or something else. The denizens aren't always named after Greek monsters or titans it's just specific to the kids universes, etc.
>>152396700thats how i like to think about itMainly because in my mspfa idea, my self insert oc would have a planet based on china and chinese mythology. She would have to free monkies from stone bondage, and then climb the highest pillar in the world, pick up said pillar, and beat up heaven.
Will he overcome his extreme racism and win the girl?
>>152396839He needs to earn the (alchemized) jacket first
On God we jackin it to Porrim's armpits.
>>152394808>QOTT>got Gamzeefuck my life
>>152395874>I can't conceptualize how it's badSometimes, people say something so ridiculously retarded you genuinely cannot format a response. Like, it's so counter intuitive to how a normal mind functions, it is like trying to decode what the color blue looks like to a blind person.
>>152396967We strive for excellence in /hsg/, you're welcome
>>152395655>>152395774>>152395831>>152395874dog try to imagine for a second how someone would react if you told them that you get off to people opening up about their abuse
>>152396940she looks like a nortubel character
Ok HSG. I'm going to sleepy time now. Hope you had a good day guys. I dream of prospitcest for everyone :D
>>152397053Like, you dream of every somehow receiving John-Jade content, or you dream of everyone having an incestuous/selfcestuous relationship with someone on Prospit, themselves?
I'd let her groom me sexually, if you know what I mean.
>>152397205kankri doesnt like his mother figure and feminist icon try to be pail with his new disciple and brother
I rolled again for my Matesprit, this time. Holy kino. It does not get better than this. You guys should roll and see who you get.
FUCK THAT WE'RE DOING THIS THE RIGHT WAY
>>152397254Huh neat i guess its fate since i just drew him in the whiteboard
>>152397254Look at my laywer dawg....we are fucking raw in her court room.
>>152397254I'm eating GOOD tonight
>>152397254Lol, two Maryam's in a row. This is kinda cool, actually. I'm fine with this.
>>152397254I can fix her/make her laugh.
>>152397254If I keep rolling, is that a harem, polycule, first one is the keeper, last one is the keeper, or does someone else just get to choose for me?
>>152397335More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
damn FRAF strenghtens its hold
>>152397405Only if you're weak.
>>152396353I write walls of texts about classpecting but nobody gives me (You)s...
>>152397435Maybe you were WRONG. Ever think about that, Lalonde?
>>152397433I'm genuinely surprised people still do this after Gio's leaks. Is the merch money really worth signing all these NDAs and selling your soul to Hussie and WP?
>>152397447The Gio shit got swept under the rug hard. Pisses me off that Hussie just got away with it.
>>152397447What I find especially odd is that a lot of "established" fanventures are joining. I thought it was going to be mostly new and small ones, but JRAW is tagged as inactive since before it joined (i think), and Desynced and Wake Up have been going for quite a while both with over 1500 favorites, which isnt a lot but its about as good as it gets for MSPFA considering its god awful discovery and small user base
>>152397254>insert bueno.jpg
>>152397254STTTRRRRIIIIIIDDDDDDEERRRR
>>152397254OH WOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE I GOT KANAYA ON FIRST TRY HAHAHA no i can't show proof don't ask
>>152397534dont worry anon I got the proof you sent me before posting
>>152394808Seems like an insufferable cunt but relatively low maintenance
>>152397543
>>152397564>insufferable cuntThat's no way to talk about /g/ users, they aren't any worse than the rest of this site.
>>152395071smal tits big assso shes kinda skinny but also kinda fatbalance
>>152396353I made this
>>152394808>TereziUnless she wants to hang me or something i guess i'll be fine
>>152394808This webcomic is highly satanic because it has trolls aka DEMONS
I love Jane so fucking much guys. I want her to welcome me with a chocolate cake when i get home. I want her to say "Hoo!" everytime i thrust unto her. I want her to wear nothing but a Betty Crocker apron when she cooks. I want her to investigate my browser history and enact my kinks in bed. I want her to cuddle with me and kiss me on the cheek while i play video games. I want her to lie on me while she sleeps.
>>152394872too tired to draw someone getting hit by gamzeesomeone else please do it
>>152397709i think just kissing her would be nice
>>152397697someone in college saw my homestuck trolls wallpaper and asked if they were vampires once
>>152397717what's this artist's name?
>>152397730Someone itt i believe
>>152397709>I want her to say "Hoo!" everytime i thrust unto herthat's insanely hot
>>152396353lol
>>152397857I feel like a fucking caveman looking at this.
>>152397894
>>152394808my semi-normie friend sent me this
>>152397857>fanfic scale(Prospit/Derse) that makes no fucking sense whatsoever>even ignoring the retardation of scaling the binary choice of a lunar sway, a good share of the cast isn't even on the "intended" side. The Rogues are the worst case, as Roxy and Nepeta are both fucking Dersites.>passive Knight and active Heir
>>152397902Homestuck? Its pretty good. Free online webcomic with multi media presentation. Over 8000 pages long. Kinda goes to shit around 4000 but when it hit, it hits.
when are you fags gonna realize that classpects are a very soft magic system, its supposed to be malleable and let Hussie (and you) do whatever you want, trying to lock it down and overdefine it is asinine.
>>152396262I can see why he crashed out this is grotesque. I always felt there was something grotesque about his artWe all make mistakes I guess.
>>152396313HOLY SHIT i remember this. months ago in the hsg threads. i fucking kneel.
>>152398024did he show the live process?
>>152398002>>152397902blyad i forgot the picture
>>152398103nope. i just saw it posted here like.... in december or november? i guess. i really like abies art but this is not my cup of tea of smut :3
>>152397254Good morning.
>>152397717>>152397730>>152397734DRAWFAG! Show yourself so we may hail you!
>>152397799i love planetofjunk's classic jane
>>152396353But don't you know, Anon? Homestuck is more about the characters and their relationships than the story or worldbuilding and mechanics of Sburb/Alternia/etc.
bumperino
>>152398379>thread needs bumps/hsg/ has fallen. its over might as well leave now
>>152398164They have a name elsewhere, but I assume they might not want to be known by that here. Nice seeing them do Homestuck stuff though.
>>152398383It's usually dead in this timeframeEveryone's in class or finally fell asleep
>>152396353Sure, here's my take on every class. I'll explain them in the pattern of first saying a passive class followed by its active counterpart. Note that this will focus on classes "at their best", as in my opinion the negative aspects of a class will dip into their class inversion (different from the passive/active counterpart), but I'd be happy to go into detail into that at some other point. Another thing about classes is that they interact with their aspect and through their aspect, which is important to keep in mind.-Becoming Classes->Heir: Inherits their/Inherits through their aspectHeirs embody their aspect the greatest, in a way essentially becoming an avatar for their aspect. They tend to be the person you look up to, especially when it comes to seeing the "purest" form of their aspect. It's this effortless coexistence with their aspect that makes them so natural at surrounding themselves with good company. Because they so naturally inherit their aspect, they can afford to go through life without struggle, practically getting what they want handed to them on a platter. That's not to say it's purely just the universe blessing them with what they want, again, they just have that perfect personality that encompasses their aspect which easily draws people to them. If you like a certain aspect, chances are, you will like an Heir of that aspect.>Page: Learns their/Learns through their aspectThe student, the one who probably has the most friction with their aspect as they struggle to go through life, because their aspect seems to want to make an example out of them whenever it can. However it's these lessons that help a Page grow and become a stronger person, after all the hardships they've gone through because of their aspect, they will become masters of their aspect. They will eventually embody their aspect, knowing exactly how to utilize it to its ultimate potential, but it will be an arduous journey to reach that point.
>>152398399spill the beans already anon
>>152398551>Heir/PageAnon...
>>152398551-Manipulation Classes- >Sylph: Heals their/Heals through their aspectDon't be fooled by the innocent description, Sylphs are masterminds, they're the ones pulling the strings. That doesn't mean they're evil, but If something is broken, they will ensure that it's fixed. They can be soft in the way they help you, to ensure you're okay, but if the root of the problem is much larger, don't be surprised when they're the ones behind drastic changes that aim to solve this problem. They're always fixing, or trying to fix, something. And if they're really good at their job, you'll never know it was them behind the scenes making sure everything operates perfectly.>Witch: Breaks their/Breaks through their aspectWitches are outsiders, whether due to their personalities or circumstance, and they might feel like there's something missing in their life. They might not even particularly care for their aspect, and yet with every action, they can't help but manifest it in some odd way. It's not that they particularly struggle with their aspect, but the way their aspect manifests around them is in ways you wouldn't expect, hell, you might not even expect them to be a Hero of their aspect. But when you look closer at them, offering them a deeper glance they might've never gotten, there's no denying the signs of their aspect, even if not in a traditional sense.>>152398610Sorry, I don't have a proper written thing I'm copy and pasting or anything. Just getting all my thoughts together.>>152398615I know about this, and I choose to ignore it. Hussie even said he wrote this up in the most controversial way possible. I'm not claiming to be an authority, but the way I view classes is what brings me the most satisfaction with this topic.
>>152394808suuuuuuuuuuuuure
>>152398661-Teacher Classes->Seer: Views their/Views through their aspectThere's possibly no class more obsessed with their aspect than a Seer, as the lens they view reality through tends to be consumed by their aspect. They can't help but interact with their aspect, tell others about their aspect. They are not shy about expressing their opinions, and they're not exactly subtle. It's interesting, because you don't need to see their aspect in their personality, rather it's more a tool they utilize and impose on others, but boy is it clear that they do it.>Mage>Understands their/Understands through their aspectThey are the ultimate examples of accepting their place in the universe. They don't rock the boat, they won't sugarcoat things, and they just know. They are hands off on their aspect, they'll tell you exactly what's the most optimal path to not be burnt by it, even if you don't want to hear it. There's nothing more egregious to them than fucking with your aspect, be good and you'll come out unscathed. They believe that when dealing with things out of your control, it's best to just let it run its course and accept it and maybe, just maybe, you might be rewarded by your aspect.
>>152396290>Also love the way they drew Kanaya's hair there.youre welcome
>>152394808>Qott>LatulaWhat are the chances, she gets another braindamged asshole
>>152398824That's genuinely how she likes them.
>>152398859i am feelin vvery umi today
>>152398796-Bandit Classes->Rogue: Shares their/Shares through their aspectThe sidekick, the mediator. They're like cute puppies who just want to help out. There can be a certain innocence to them, doing their best to give the people they care about their aspect. The love they have for their aspect is what drives them to share it, even if they have to take it from someone else. Sometimes it feels like they're unaware of their actions, bit hard to get through to them. But you can't hate a puppy, can you?>Thief: Obstructs their/Obstructs through their aspectNo one is more deserving of having their aspect than a Thief...At least that's what they believe. It's not like they're naturally owed their aspect, they're constantly proving themselves, it's their actions that have earned them their aspect. Though good chances are they won't treat it with respect, possibly even trampling on it or disregarding it. The ego can't be understated, they are not humble, they know they're the shit and they will do everything in their power to prove it. Their aspect is just the best way for them to do it, and it will be theirs no matter what.
>>152398848Yeah but as a moilrail?Kinda redundant over here
>>152394808>QOTTYeah definetly
>>152398932-Servant Classes->Maid: Continues their/Continues through their aspectThe backbone of society, the people who you might not notice, but you'd immediately know feel something was wrong if they were to disappear. In a way, their purpose in life is their aspect, the reason they live is for their aspect. That doesn't have to be as depressing as it sounds, they might not even realize it, living in a way that just so happens to manifest their aspect. They follow their hearts and their actions lead to more of their aspect in the world, just from the way they live. They do as they want, and are naturally towards their aspect.>Knight: Protects their/Protects through their aspectYou want something done? You call a Knight. There is no class more responsible, more laser-focused than a Knight who has their shit together. They know it's their responsibility to wrangle, whether it be others or their aspect, and whether they do it begrudgingly or happily, it's their cross to bear. Their ethic and persistence is something to be admired, because when they properly commit, you know you're in good hands.
>>152397254I guess I need to learn fit juggling clubs in my ass
>>152399112-Destroyer Classes->Bard: Fucks with their/Fucks through their aspectThe jester, the clown, the madman whose actions are impossible to perceive. Though, that's not always the case, maybe deep down, somewhere in their mind, there's a logic to their actions. But in a lot of cases you'll never be able to tell if they're truly lucid or not, at least until it's too late. Their actions naturally invite an upheaval of their aspect, whether intentional or not, they set up the domino pieces only for them to be knocked down. A chain reaction that surely will fuck with you if you're not careful.>Prince: Hates their/Hates through their aspectThere is nothing that consumes a Prince more than their feelings of superiority. They don't need to prove it, they don't need to explain it, and they will expect you to submit. They will do everything in their power to destroy whatever it is they despise, to crush it and remove it from their sight. A Prince can harness this superiority for a right cause, after all, there are some things worth despising. They can be very volatile though and do require a lot of work to manage, but if you can get a Prince on your side, know that you've got a good ally to help eradicate for the sake of a common goal.
>>152398661>Hussie even said he wrote this up in the most controversial way possibleI think it's more that he had these ready from the beginning and decided to drop that truthnuke only after all these years to catch as many theorycrafters and their systems in the blast radius. D3wdr0p's seething was funny to witness, so I'll give Andrew that.Can't wait for part two when he drops the bomb about aspects somewhere in AD 2040.
>>152399249Either way, I still don't care too much about it. Like even outside of that, gender-locked classes were mentioned in the actual comic, but I personally don't subscribe to it. I would like to see a full breakdown from Hussie though, because it's still pretty vague, which is what leads to all the different kinds of theorycrafting.
>>152399249Which reveal/trvke is this referring to?
>claims to hate Bri'ish people>quotes Bruno PowroznikWhat did that meme-loving cherub fuck mean by this?
>>152399334A few months ago Hussie revealed all class pairings and how active/passive they are, see >>152398615
>>152399343We dont question codys meme level, for it is above our low iqs
>>152399352oh. neat. took a while though
i find classspecting and categorizing it boring, convoluted and annoying.
Good morning HSG!hope you are well :D>>152397157I dream of the plotline and potential story beats The results work out pretty good
>>152397894>>152397898Based
>>152396364Wouldn't the tadpole just have nowhere to go?
>>152399400>t. heir of 8ORIN6ness
>>152399400>I'm not LightboundSorry to hear that.
>>152399776name one lightbound who isnt insufferable.
>>152399812trick question and also ad hominem
>>152399823ad hominems are basically the only way to hurt a lightbound. Gotta go straight for the egos.regardless ill ask you this then. of all the aspects, light is probably the most dangerous when allowed to fester and develop wrong in a player. I.E rose and vriska fuck everything up. Sure, they had to for the alpha, but that doesn't change the fact that in the perspective of the characters in the here and now they fucked EVERYTHING up.
>>152399848don't for6et Aranea. she did all of that too
==>John: Learn to pull out
>>152399882impossi8le. trolls can't conceive on their own (they're all male and the Mother 6ru8 is the only female, like ants). This only makes this more horrifyin6 8ecause it means, clearly, they appearified their ecto-wi66lers into her 8elly (for some reason). also is this fetish art?
>>152399848So would lightbounds be into degradation or would their egos be too strong for that
>>152399848Time was the beginning and the end of all their troubles
>>152399908they'd want to be the one degrading. VOID players though, are into degradation. obviously
>>152399882john is so potent he bypasses troll biology
>>152399908depends on the class. a page would be super into it, probobly an heir as well. But someone like a witch would probobly smite you for it. >>152399912that kinda goes beyond fucking everything up and goes into sheer villanous mallice that is lord english.
>>152399921john is so impotent it goes into negative integers and wraps around. like an integer underflow
>>152399908Of course not. Light does not wallow that way leads to the Void. no matter what, the Lightbound strive to shine brighter and be better, no matter how many times we fail and falter.
>>152399934an heir of li6ht would NOT 8e into 8ein6 de6raded
>>152399950their like mega passive so i dont think they wouldn't NOT be into itim not a lightbound tho
>Heir of Light knows exactly how to degrade>Enjoys losing control every now and then because he knows he can get it back later
>>152399427im d/oing well. thanks fo/r asking
>>152400005this guy gets it
>>152399908You have to account both for class AND aspect. For example Seers are naturally up their own asses, which means they're generally inclined to be doms, or at least refuse to be subs.
>>152399946this. to be honest, light8ound players are the 8est, sexiest, smartest, etc. etc. of all the other possi8le players. followed 8y Void and then Space
>>152400039i think their a bunch of pretentious assholes who sniff their own farts and cant see two feet in front of them
>>152400080>aspect of awareness and perception>can't see two feet in front of themHey I can see the tip of my dick just fine
>HeirSwitch.>PageSubmissive, but if you piss them off enough they'll try to dominate (whether it's successful or not depends on where they are on their journey).>SylphWill dominate you, or let you think you're in control, but they'll always be pulling the strings.>WitchWhatever is the most fun, depending on the person.>SeerDominant.>MageWhatever the other person wants.>RogueSubmissive, can be bratty.>ThiefDominant.>MaidDepends on the aspect. >Knight Submissive or service top.>BardGood luck during sex regardless of their role.>PrinceWill not accept anything other than being dominant, but if you're powerful enough, you can force them to be submissive and they'll fucking hate it.
>>152400131well duh. Every aspect is awsome when their at their best. The problem is that its all to easy to be at your worst, and light players at their worst are REALLY the worst.Light players at their worst are the least aware blind people to exist, who cant even listen to themselves or anything around them. Thrashing around blindly in a temper tantrum state for control.
>>152400144god that makes me wanna break a prince.
>>152400165you wouldn't be able to thoughbeit. Princes are the (2nd) strongest class. It's like wanting to rape Caliborn. Yeah, you could maybe, but probably not.
>>152400165Don't listen to the other anon, you just have to believe. But yeah, good luck.
>>152400181i dont really think any class that isnt a master class is the "Strongest". their all just dilutions or lords and muses, and specialize in a specific thing. If im a witch, and im at least 80 percent sure i am. That makes me more active than a prince. So if were going by that logic it should at least be a high-dif situation, which makes it all the better desu.besides i just need to win enough to make the prince in question tear up a bit at their broken pride and then i can go back to submissive mode. And if they take out the frustration on me all the sweeter for it.
>>152400157I suppose that would come from our inability to just stop. Light can not exist in stasis without snuffing out.
>>152400199>good luckanon he's 6onna die unless he's a fully realized sylph, a fellow prince, or a Lord (unlikely). All Princes, aside for MAY8E the sylph of their session, are the stron6est in their session. It *COULD* 8e circumstantial thou6h, so who knows>>152400226well i 6uess. i think there still is precedent for Princes 8ein6 one of the stron6est classes (aside from Lords and may8e a fully realized Pa6e), them 8ein6 weak to Sylphs aside. It's just a theory thou6h so whatever
>>152400144switch john turning the tables on vriska right in the middle of freaky time and domming the dom...
when i'm in a "try not to be an annoying bitch" competition and my opponent is a serketfag
>>152400295vriska is fucking caught off gaurd and out of breath, cums very hard from nipple pulling. this means jade and john have the most crazy insane sex ever. they constantly switch.
>>152400144I agree in general, but I think Sylphs are doms-leaning switches. Of course they're by default doms but if they find a person to simp for(Vriska and later Rose for Kanaya, Meenah for Aranea), they'd get subby specifically for them. It'd also track since these three targets of simping are Thieves and a Seer, which you've both written down as pure doms.
all classes are submissive bitches when a Lord walks inall classes are doms when a Muse stumbles in
>>152400276>Princes 8ein6 one of the stron6est classes that r/eally makes me think, was er/idan the str/ongest tr/oll then? if vr/iska wasnt go/d tie/r then he woul/d be.also. have you mad/e you/r be/d yet
>>152400393Eridan was (and would've 8een) one of the stron6est trolls, sli6htly a8ove Kurloz. Thief of Li6ht is an inherently unfair class, since Li6ht represents Luck. and yes i have made my 8ed <3
>>152400337Well, obviously this is memes and in general it's far more flexible, but I still think it tracks with Sylphs. They'll encourage you to be dominant, they're probably the kind of subs that will really curate the experience for themselves. I think the Sylph-Page dynamic would be really interesting during sex.
>>152400393he is. hes so strong that lord english wrote him out of the story because his obscene hope powers could have actually killed him.
>>152400393>Vriska god tier>Gamzee clown bullshit>Surprise glowing undead trollEridan was the only one there without hax and he was still basically on their level
>>152400353>all classes are submissive bitches when a Lord wa-ACK
>>152400442John was the sole exception because he has Breath hax
>>152400439LITERALLYif the trolls locked the fuck in. and gave eridan the support he deserved and needed. He could have like, idk, crashed his doomed timeline back into the alpha, and then kick lord english's assmaking him god tier would also be better for everyone.
Eridan is:- The most sympathetic- (one of) the Strongest without hax- Based- Violetpilled- Not that racist- Based- A Fishand that's why he would be best girl if he was female. for now, he's just a gigabased ultrachad doomed by the narrative
>>152400480guys. i could fix him I COULD FIX HIM
>>152400457He obliterated Sollux with what was the equivalent of a lvl1 Cleric Spell he would have beasted on everyone else if godtier
>>152400494the only that could fix him was some feferussy t8h
>>152400432>I think the Sylph-Page dynamic would be really interesting during sex.I think Pages lack that "it" for the Sylphs to abandon their default/preferred dom position. We've seen two big Page-Sylph interactions, in the former case the Page had his legs cut off with a fucking chainsaw, in the latter the Sylph brainwashed the Page into being a glow-in-the-dark dildo.
>>152400504i said i can fix him and by golly gosh im going to do it!!!
Powerscaling Nepeta is back...
>>152400504*Roxussy
>>152400504Actually the best one for him would be femGamzee as Capricorns are notoriously devoted and loyal lovers
>>152400419if the fight in pic/rel actually happene/d homestuck woul/d have been so d/iferrent.also its gr/eat that you can d/o that without my help.
>>152400509I think a Sylph is more than capable to groom a Page into being a stronger person and eventually getting them to be more dominate, they'd know how to press the right buttons to trigger that. You are correct that in most cases the Sylph will dominate the Page though, the Page obviously needs to go through a lot of growth before that dynamic can change at all.
>>1524005208etter learn to 8reathe underwater then, finless>>152400526nuh uh uh. species-mixin6 is a sin>>152400532no one is ever down to clown with a clown. may8e if she cleaned up her act she'd have a chance with me i mean him>>152400538the thin6 is, i have no idea who'd win the fi6ht
>>152400295>Though rare, if you can get a Thief to be submissive, their ego switches them to proving that they can be the best sub possible and will prove to you why they earned the title of being your bitch
>>152400601uncharacteristic of a Thief, save for maybe Life, Hope, or Space, the submissive Aspects
>>152400393>was er/idan the str/ongest tr/oll then? Probably, yeah. Even setting his personality aside, everyone was too afraid of visiting his planet because it was infested by the angels, the very same angels Eridan was busy murdering 24/7>KARKAT: THEY WERE TOO SCARED SHITLESS TO SET FOOT ON YOUR PLANET FOR MORE THAN A SECOND!>KARKAT: BETWEEN A TRIGGERHAPPY PRINCE WITH A GOD WEAPON BLASTING ANYTHING THAT TWITCHED AND A MILLION CRAZED ANGELS HE DELIBERATELY ENRAGED, IT WASN'T WHAT I'D CALL AN IDEAL SOCIAL HUB.In general Princes are simply the best at DPS an no other (regular?) class can even compare. The issues start if you get tards like Dirk trying to put themselves into leadership roles which they're simply not well-suited to because of their shit personalities, leadership/management is a job for the Knights(front) and Maids(rear)
she would do this 8tw
>>152400637a Maid's rear could lead me anywhere
>>152400618Nah, a Thief is driven to be the best at what they're doing. Usually this means them pushing themselves to be on top, but if you're able to flip the dynamic, then they still have the drive to be the best they can be, instead just at making you cum. Princes will always want to be dominant, but if they don't have the skills to measure up, then all they can do is whine impotently while being forced to take it.
>>152400637dont forget heirs, heirs are like mascots. when you have an heir thats like the MO of the whole team. that plays out well for the beta kids. Not so much the beta trolls. and definently not the dancestors.
>>152400666what would a session with an Heir of Rape be like then
>>152400666To be fair, Mituna stepped up and sacrificed himself for the team and got rewarded with a cool girlfriend.
>>152400685vwho dates him out of pity
>>152400637Adding that he's a sea dweller, him and Feferi could withstand immense water pressure if they dive deep underwater.
Question for the threadHow many characters in Homestuck do you think would get their classpect in a classpect test if they took one before ever playing the game?
>>152400681depends. because all aspects can be good or bad. so maybe all that is good for everyone.>>152400685mitunia sucks but it could be worse
>>152400697Pussy is pussy.
>>152400719all of the beta kids. none of the alpha kidsthe trolls are a bit of a mixed bag and i dont wanna go through all of them
hey so why does Cronus have 8s in his typing quirk to replace capital B? does this imply his having a thing with/for Aranea?
What is Dad's classpect?
>>152400666I wouldn't call them leaders in a strict sense of giving others in the party orders and trying to keep shit together. John refused to be actively leadery, iirc Equius got cucked by Aradiabot, and Mituna was ignored by everyone for being annoying."Mascot" is a very apt way of putting it though.
>>152399812It goes against the light aspect if you aint in the spotlight
>>152400821thats why i say mascot. heir is the least defined class because what an heir is depends entirely upon the aspect that it wields. John as an heir of breath IS the leader, but in the most inactive and indirect way possible. He inspires his team mates to at least try to be and do the best they can, which in the end leads to them escaping annihilation by the skin of their teeth. he leads by example. He embodies the breath aspect completly and utterly, breath is also motivation and whims as much as it is freedom. As an heir of void, equius does not lead but he does protect and seal. He protected vriska for a long time by simply being her neighboor, and he defends the team with sheer strength all the time, until his fetish does him in. As an heir of doom mitunia forsees the doomed nature of his session, but since no one gives a fuck about him it happens anyway.
>>152400783Man of Ladies
what would happen if the Alpha kids scratched their session? would kids 8e jum8led (Like a session with John, Jane, Dirk and Dave) or would their 8e a different 6roup of people instead?
>>152400882I don't think you can scratch twice, but for funsies I'll say that someone who wasn't a player before becomes one, or a brand new person occupies the place. Like, dad crockerbert, dad lalonde, grandma harleynglish, sis strider
>>152400882well they cant cause they have no time player but assuming they did it would probobly go back to john and the gang
It's been so long since I drew Eridan... my boy...
>>152400924I have some constructive criticism for you, if you accept that: TW: criticism. 6ive rizzler-level ohio rizz, make him more si6ma-coded, 6ive him 6yatt, remove his ski8idi, send him to and 8ack from Ohio (only in ohio), 6ive him six sevens, all whilst looksmaxxin6
>>152400924i look like this and say this
John Egbert gives this to jade lol
>>152401120erm xhe goes by JUNE now, 8i6ot
>>152400739mindfang and dualscar or something... im too lazy.. to draw parallels.... youll just have to take my word for it...
>>152400864>heir is the least defined class I think we can actually define it in a relatively systemic manner. Hussie's official pairing of Maid vs Heir makes sense to me as classes focused on something like, for the lack of a word I'm confident about, "sharing", "granting" or "dispensing" their aspects. The more active(but overall still passive) Maids do so in a more targeted and conscious way(Aradia and Jane applying Time or Life to others in a focused and individual manner), kinda like you'd expect the irl maid to run around the manor and manage shit down to very minute details. Meanwhile turbo-passive Heirs do that unconsciously, without focus and effort, and probably more like an Area-of-Effect buff, akin to heirs of rich families spending money and giving to charity or their friends without thinking too hard about it.What you said ties into it very well imo. We could rephrase John's "inspiring" through his Breath as passively granting/dispensing Breath to his teammates, while Equius protecting Vriska included passively sharing/spreading Void to his ally as an AoE fog of war that cockblocked even Doc Scratch.
>>152401132Nah Not if I have anything to say about it or my name isn't prospitcest fag>>152401157I meant least defined in terms of what they do. Because the nature of their power is highly variable. Unlike a knight, who always fights. Or a witch who always manipulates or controls to the individual whims of the person. Heirs are entirely not in control of their aspect and instead controlled by the aspect. Same with maids but moreso. But yeah your right with everything. I said "inspired" because breath is a social aspect. And I feel people neglect that, it's direct counterpart is blood. And they both have to do with relationships and bonds and friendship and stuff.
>>152401219as we speak, i'm drawin6 June kissin6 Jade on the mouth. who's the prospitcestfa6 now huh?
>>152401286H-how could you! I thought we were buddies!? And you pull this on me. I'll never forgive you 86 kun!!!!!!!!!
>>152401374i'm sorry... 8ut everyone hero needs a villain. and if I must take up the mantle... then so 8e it*6azes stoically into the sunset*
If you think about it...the new classes kinda form a spiral? Which, if true, means that the Class(-Aspect) Spiral Theory was right all along?! It's just a matter of changing one or two or more things. Mm.
>>152400924He's such a fucking chud I need to beat the shit out of him actually.check it pretty swwag huh
>>152401402explain spiral theory to me. what does any of this mean?
>>152400480>(one of) the Strongest without haxhe aint shit without his weapons as kanaya demonstrated
>>152401465Anti-spiral
>>152400924What's your favorite ship?
>>152401394>>152401286you ar/ent going to d/o it though. pussy.
Reminder that the Drinking Problem artist deleted their nsfw blog and art, you will never be able to see them draw hella troll ass getting fucked again.
>>152401402Oh great I'm going to be bashing my skull against this all weekend
>>152401554
>>152401481he was strongest when he had faith (Hope-coded trait) in his Science Wwand. obviously.it's like saying "oh yeah LE is nothing with out his arms and legs and his Time powers and his dick" like yeah he's gonna be stronger when he has more of his powers dummy>>1524015418/ well i was jokin6 8efore 8ut now...? fuck it 6ive me 3-4 hours
>ain't no party like a striders party
>>152401554Not only that but they also refuse to do anything remotely nsfw anymore outside of drinking problem
>>152401591I'm crying and shitting this is pants ruining levels of sad
>>152401554Why did they delete it?
>>152401591Incredibly sad considering Ables drew some of the most intensely sexy Kanayas I've ever seen.
>>152401614Homestuck fans are turbo cucks and can't handle his super normie porn art. Imagine if he drew anything actually riske like fujoslop like stridercest while trying to run a comic
been weeks since that dave anon posted about the cosplay pics with his gf, I now have given up hope and believe it was a larp. I do however, plan to go in a kankri cosplay (Or in humanstuck form) and go to a shooting range, either in the fall or winter.
>>152401585
>>152401631didn't he say he was doing it for valentine's day?
>>152401614Irl reasons, if you wanna speculate it was probably bcs they found their twt and fucked them over (they drew freaky shit)
>>152401648was it?
>>152401663i don't fucking know man that's why i asked
>>152401653Hmph couldn't have been that freaky. From what little I have seen he seemed relatively normie. The most non normie stuff he drew is nana porn and futa Kanaya. I gotta admit the latter is pretty based. I like when Kanaya bites.
>>152401653>bcs>twtWrite normal sentences using proper words or I'm going to beat you in the public square.
>>152401672If you any archives of their works please do send it bcs ive been trying to find their twt works but they also drew inflation and blueberry stuff i believe
>>152401704I stand corrected. Seems they are not as normie as I thought. However I do believe I have seen their...blueberry works before. As unfortunate as it is to say that.
>>152401693Fag cant handle shortening words
My favorite troll (Equius) would kill your favorite troll in the ring of combat
>>152401219I agree being controlled by their aspect(at least at their worst?) is definitely true for both of Heirs and Maids, and grappling with that also seems to tie to their personalities and character arcs, but I think that for the sake of understanding what their powers do and what are roles in the party in more useful terms we need something better. After all Calliope says>i shoUld tell yoU both classes in +/- pairs tend to have very similar descriptions.>active classes exploit their aspect to benefit themselves, while passive classes allow their aspect to benefit others."Being controlled by" isn't too helpful and productive here, which is why I said all that stuff about sharing or dispensing one's aspect. These seem to be the best terms to go along with the active/passive dichotomy that readily allow us to explain their powers, unless you or anyone else ITT has better ideas for this description of powers that would be on par with what Calliope said about Princes/Bards destroying and Thieves/Rogues stealing>Or a witch who always manipulates or controls to the individual whims of the person. It's tentative, but I think manipulation/control might be actually that common theme for Witches and Sylphs, fittingly with Witches being more about their own personal whims and Sylphs about doing it for others(especially whoever they happen to like/simp for, eg. Vriska or Meenah). I can also vaguely see the common definitions for Mages/Seers and Lords/Muses.On the other hand I can't find the fucking unifier word for Knights and Pages that would flow into Knights wielding their aspect like a weapon and Pages doing whatever they're meant to be doing as passive conduits. I can kinda see it but I can't put it into words at all. This shit's killing me.
>>152401744dude he would fold to any higherbl00d
>>152401693idk man mb u js a fag cus u dnt kno how 2 read lol
>>152401755Were it not for his extreme racism holding him back he could solo every highblood in fiction.
>>152401744sweaty mallum bike shorts...
>>152401722It was restrained to twt and to sketches but i havent seen anyone save anything apart from the little we have like those nanna works
>>152401744i can't even ima6ine aranea losin6
>>152401724>>152401760Why are you calling him Future ArachnidsGrip
>>152401792because being called vriska is the worst insult someone can give
>>152401792WE CAN TELL ITS HER
>>152401744oooh i forgot to save this one.
>>152401949what are the doin6 to lacey
>>152401949Throwing Aradia in the microwave
Lacryboy does such nice homestucks, why did they also have to be into cuntboys
reclasspectin6 myself as a Prince of Void cus it's 20% cooler>>152401960those are 6irls thou6h
>>152401960crazy how a lot of characters could be likeable if they were a woman in the beginning
>>152401965yeah *these* are women
>>152401746Well master classes are the ultimate. They command. They *are* The world bends to their whims. Caliborn *is* time. He is everywhere and everywhen. He doesn't manage the timeline. He tells it what the timeline is and it does it for him. Calliope by contrast has 0 control over what *happens* but she has total control on the conditions. Caliborn is the player moving the chess pieces and calliope is the board itself, the rules. Calliope *is* space. Just being around calliope gives *everyone* a buff even a void player like Roxy. As for witches they specifically control and manipulate. Because their meddlers. Jade is a direct meddler. A highly impulsive and emotional one, tempered slightly by her outgoing kindness. She prototypes Dave's sprite without his concent because of her compassion towards animals. And Kanaya is *the* meddler. She goes without blame because the narrative doesn't shine a spotlight on her, but half of the bad things Vriska does can be said to have been enabled by her.
>>152401972>crazy how I could tolerate awful people if they made my pp hard
>>152401744Mallum is so hot. Is he a top or bottom :drool:
>>152401960You got a problem with cuntboys, faggot?
>>152401988well yeah. i was 6onna ar6ue a6ainst it, 8ut... he's ri6ht. Cali8orn, Eridan, Cronus, That creepy clown fucker, etc. etc. they're all... 8etter when they're cute 6irls. That would have made Homestuck 8600% 8etter>>152401990jerk off 8efore you post here so you're less horny. please.
>>152401988Yes and have the option to fuck their bitchy cunt.
>>152402003I wonder what blue blood sweat tastes like. UOHHH BLUE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR
>>152402019This is a half joke I'm gonna stop being obnoxious about it
>>152402031you don't 6otta. it's... funny, in an ironic way.
>>152402002Yes. They're such a middleground nothing fetish, its like Futa but somehow blander.
>>152402044As with any bit it stops being funny when you drag it out. And the last thing I wanna do is be annoying.
Sex with Roxy's mommy milkers
>>152401505Sorry I fucked off for a bit, anyway, I know it's cringe but my otp has always been Erisol. I also like Cronus/Porrim a lot and Crotuna (again cringe I know). Also Cronus is my favorite character. I'm an Amporafag, I can't help it :'^).
Anyone here like Cronus or am I his only freak?
>>152402097Look above you my friend
>>152402097
>>152402056she d/oes NOT have all of that.
>>152402097i like cronus 8ut whatever way you like cronus is the wron6 way
>>152401465So there's an axis of classes from active-passive. The aspects/classes are placed there forming a spiral to represent the Skaian force of evolution. Breath-Blood are in opposite axis and so are Time-Space in the main one forming four quadrants. Classes might share traits or have opposite traits based on this arrangement.
>>152402097worst cronus design ive seen in a whilefucking bleach my eyes off already
>>152402060Jebaiter x Jebaited
>>152402056Sex with John's hot dad bod
>>152401821Iconic
What ever happened to Eridaniel???
>>152402060It's okay anon. I'm a Gamzee apologist so I know what it's like to have a problematic fag.
>>152402193>problematic faglmao
>>152402193I MEANT FAV!
>>152402060Figured that'd be the case. EriSol is unironically better than most of the Homestuck gay ships anyway.
>>152402105Ffuuuuuuuucccck, this is good. Imagine Porrim and Kanaya double-teaming Karkat's neck with their fangs?
>>152402193>>152402199
>>152402172well they said they have a tum8lr 8lo6, iirc. Eridanie1 i think. so you could pro8a8ly try to ask or somethin
>>152402160I can't see John with a dad bod He's chubby as a kid but that's just his baby fat. When he fully goes through puberty and stretches out he probably stays thin forever. that Scott the woz type shit y'know?
>>152402212I'm stupit please forgive me.
>>152402241>stupitI love you regardless roxy.
>>152402235Personally I really like the description HarryHinderson on Ao3 gives adult John in his fics, like at some point he just grows into a Schwarzenegger type man.
I always viewed the whole "active/passive" thing for classes as relating to the way they interact with their aspect and their existence, rather than their personality. Like I can't view Pages as passive at all, even if they can be little bitches, because the whole point is they struggle so hard in life that they need to make the effort to overcome it, they need to be active if they want to reach their full potential.
>>152402248ROXY NATION!RIIIIIIIIIISE!
>>152402270Honestly I find that favorable over dad bod John. Him becoming fully fit would be awesome. I know I talk about shotas a lot. But I do like when characters in stories grow up a lot. It's one of the reasons I want to write this 3 years comic. In the original the story doesn't get past the first year. I want to go past that first year mark and explore jade and John really growing up. And what that's like for them.
Karkat and Kanaya roleplaying as their ancestors during sex.
>>152401954group rape
>>152401984I'm gonna be both pointlessly pedantic and say we could also simply use "master" for master classes, it feels very absolute while also nicely highlighting the act of simply being something(a master), either through mastery by actively giving commands as one would expect from a Lord or "mastery over others' hearts" or however we describe it in case of Muses.>but half of the bad things Vriska does can be said to have been enabled by her.kek reminds me how Hussie outright called her an enabler. Come to think of it, Sylphs' enabling does count as a passive and indirect variant of manipulation/meddling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CjcqyM6IYUI need frens to cosplay and dance with.
>>152402056>>152402160SAUCE, NOW!
>>152402307why is the lineart so different between these 2
Classpect a franchise.
>>152402343galaxicsin
>>152402340>tfw ywn get krunk with a faded as fuck gamzee cosplayerfuck this doomed timeline
Will I be culled if I say I hate the way the lineless beanmode artstyle looks in Act 6 and HS^2 but like how it's looked recently in BC?
>>152402348Pesterquest and Friendsim are filled with stuff like that. One character will look beautiful and then the very next route will look like the flattest piece of cardboard drawn by a 15 year old who just got their first tablet..Shit's so disheartening when your favourite character gets shafted.
>>152402273It's both about one's way of interacting with their aspect and the personality because classpects are tied to personalities>they need to make the effort to overcome it>they need to be active if they want to reach their full potential.They need to this and that if they want to grow as people != they are naturally inclined to do so. Look at the Alpha session, Dirk was the one doing the most to get all these fucks into the medium and he was the only active class player on the teamAlso Tavros spent time daydreaming about fairies and being a hero while doing jackshit, and in both sgrub and in the bubbles he was just passively following around the naturally proactive Vriska until he grew a semblance of a spine an arbitrary amount of time later.
>>152402313So in other words Karkat sucking on Kanaya's tits?
>>152402451tf are you complainin6 a8out ni66a ur a terezi fa6. are you NOT eatin6 6ood with this
>>152402354Homestuck: Waste of Time
>>152402348Haven/Mr Foods drew Ganzee's and Roxy's sprite, and took many liberties with them
Tom Petty - Sylph of Life
>>152401585Dave "Diddy" Strider
>>152402307why is Roxy black-coded here
>>152402483Terezi does look nice in Pesterquest and I don't mind her having a bit more cushion for pushing but you do have to admit Friendsim was EXTREMELY hit or miss.Say you're a Cirava or Elwurdfag, compare their sprites to Konyyl, Nihkee, or Lanque. They are utterly fucking mogged.That's not even getting into how fucked you are if the writer has a terrible fetish they were allowed to insert. Do you know how terrible it was to like Marvus in Act 2 because he was a big chill clown man with fat tits only for the VN to have his route be entirely about shitting in diapers?
>>152402566not only that, some ruskie redrew her to make it look more like her comic appearence and more like the rest of the sprites in linework and such, and got a lot of shit for "being racist" and "erasing her trasness"
>>152402566Blame her Pesterquest artist.
>>152402483you'r/e also a fat fuck so you feel r/epresented by ter/ezi, best of both wor/lds. my ba/d that was ver/y r/ude of me to say that
>>152402587Also I posted Roxy just so my post wasn't solely bitching about the stupid VNs lol.
>>152402594>ruskieonce again we fixed your shit
>>152401585how do we get an invite?
>>152401672hyper proportions and mild guro might have done it>>152401704this mega was posted earlier in the thread, you've probably already seen it: >>152396262>>152402483love fat slob terezi
>>152402536>>152402594Is there any way unshittify art in Pesterquest? Nepeta and Gamzee also look like fucking trash in it.
>>152402566I never considered it but it doesn't bother me. Roxy's cute. Cute!https://files.catbox.moe/mza2u3.mp4
An artist I had been following since I was like 15 did the art for my fav from the friendsim and I'm glad I won there
>>152402620I think you can replace the files and thats it? but im not sure
>>152402348You know Haven/lysanthum drew that Roxy sprite, right?
>>152402642As a Lanquefag I'm so lucky he was so hot in Pesterquest but then I remember Act 3 is never coming out so I'll never see him again.Maybe I should just fucking kill myself.
>>152402587>Do you know how terrible it was to like Marvus in Act 2 because he was a big chill clown man with fat tits only for the VN to have his route be entirely about shitting in diapers?I only played pesterquest is it really that bad on the hiveswap front?
>>152402599hey! i'm not THAT fat okay. plus she's short so i could NEVER 8e represented 8y her
No matter what nothing will ever be as bad as the Vriska revisionism/apologism in Pesterquest and HS^2 before the team got dumped and it changed into Beyond Canon.
>>152402594it looks so much better and actually matches the rest of the sprites' artstyleonly retards could be mad at this
>>152402460Yeah.
>>152401960I NEED HER I NEED HER BOTH OF THEM RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOWWW!!!
>>152394808i am once again asking for someone to post chubby nudestucks
>>152402594Crazy how if your make the eyes thinner her expression is much more cheerful...
It's sad that some of the pesterquest sprites are good and some are horrible. Terezi - goodVriska - horribleJade -goodDave -midRose -badJohn -ok Unlike the requiem cafe art style which is probobly one of the best modern Homestuck styles I have seen. I love it. I use it as inspiration for my own art style for Homestuck. Combined with the comic or course.
>>152402682290 pound/s.
>>152402680There are based things in Marvus' route. Like how you're a massive clownfucker who gets to look at his cock and lick his pits. But the whole time you're in a diaper pissing yourself, and the narrator keeps calling the juggalo thing racist.
>>152402594Unpopular opinion but if you don't like Pesterquest or Black Roxy in general you're a faggot.
>>152402755I'll never forgive those annoying ass tweens for shitting on Hone for their designs....especially of Terezi.
>>152402771yeah. with an indeterminate ratio of muscle to fat. and i hi6hly dou8t i'm more then 50% fat
Roxy my beloved. Stop being mean to her you stupid homosexuals.
>>152402210
>>152402795I dont mind black roxy, I think that sprite looks nice, but it bothers me that Gamzee and Roxy have a completely different style than the rest of them for no reason, its jarring and lazy.
>>152402775>look up the armpits and diaper things thinking you're trolling>its fucking reali dont even know what to say
>>152402810fine, whatever you say.
>>152397636but i browse /g/ as well...
>>152402835The way Karkat and Kanaya are holding hands is so intimate meanwhile Porrim looks like she's fingering his ass and jerking his cock below the canvas.
oh 6od it's real>>152402854... is ri6ht. Whatever I say is ri6ht (inherently)
>>152402835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPGczKUlgd8REAL ALERTREAL NIGGA SHIT ALERTRED ALERT RED ALERTTHE TRUEST NIGGA SHIT HAS BEEN POSTED
>>152402844The whole thing is written by a guest who only went by "V" so it's either one of the devs putting their piss and shit fetish into a character no one else felt like writing for or they hired a freelancer and never checked their work or didn't care and kept it in after they read it anyway.
>>152402594>ruskieI bet it was like two snide comments. Russians can't help but play the victim at every opportunity.
>>152402606you have a war to fight nigga get back on the frontlines
Prisounebound update!https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=833
>>152402905no it was a whole thing on tumblr, calware (realtively big community figure) got into it, it was a talking point for about a week back then, i got blocked from some accounts just for liking the post
>>152402915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0WdKqMGItE
>>152402920Sure, sure.
>>152402618>mega nz/folder/aEcAXbgA#v04yU-1hUiWv9Qa-UY-Etgnice theres some that should be backed up in the midnightcrew booru ngl
>>152402905you mistake us with cockholes, those love to play on public about their euro union love and then throw more shurikens swastikas than japan ever had>>152402910like i dont have anything better to do kekw
How is everyone's day today
>>152402976
>raise millions for hiveswap and hauntswitch>spend it on a pointless NY office, Collide, hookers and blow>make a VN to support the development of the game you've originally raised millions for(but spent it on hookers and blow)>insert fetishes into it>make a patreon, ostensibly to support HS^2, but to actual fuelling the money into HS development because the millions for hiveswap were spent on hookers and blow>also HS^2 is so shit its team gets fired>over a decade later>hiveswap still isn't finished>the development on hauntswitch hasn't even started>they're literal point and click gamesWhat is this business strategy called?
>>152402976wish i had the motivation to draw
what should the next thread theme 8e?
>>152403011You can do it buddy! If I can draw you can to
>>152402905>>152402933Come on, you can't pretend homestuck tumblrinas weren't deranged as fuck, the fandom got its awful reputation for a reason
>>152402835Kanaya and Karkat nursing handjob, please...
>>152403023Her
>>152402915Is he actually this stupid or is it an elaborate bit?
>>152403043I have a controversial opinion Roxy is like b tier Homestuck girl.
>>152402976eating a zapiekanka rn
>>152403053This is based on a true experience of Moonrunes, you see, he lives in a slopped filled household and what we see here is a type of vent art he is showing us
>>152403058I'll fucking kill you.
>>152403068POLISH FUCK
So Ult Dirk didn't manipulate Kanaya to break up with Rose in Epilogues Meat timeline. He just ragebaited her to thinking he and Rose had an incestuous relationship that made Kanaya distrustful towards Rose that she broke the marriage off on her own will.
>>152403058FAGGOT
>>152403023fart inflation
>>152403077Sorry It's the truth. She's cool. But also like boring. Her beta version absolutely mogs her.
>>152403071its true
>>152403091>He just ragebaited her to thinking he and Rose had an incestuous relationshipWhat if Kanaya knew about a doomed timeline Rose having fucked Davesprite Dave, which is why she believed Rose wasn't above fucking the other Strider too?
They should have an incestuous relationship and Kanaya should be into it.
>>152403152Based afI was trying to find a Twitter post of a pesterlogs where Rose and Roxy make out. But I can't fucking find it it pisses me off so bad. Thankfully it's saved on my PC so I'll post it later.
>>152403142That would make sense.>>152403152Of course Kanaya is into it. Incest is normal for trolls.
>>152403091No, he manipulated Kanaya into thinking everything Rose was doing was perfectly natural, basically brainwashed her into a willing cuck
I have an idea for Trolls.
>>152403181>brainwashed her into a willing cuckBut she was already a Sylph?
>>152403183Ooo I like that idea a lot
I think about that every day. Do you think rose is haunted by dreams of her and Dave embracing in a cruel empty universe where they only have each other. And the only thing they can do from collapsing in despair is explore eachother. Until that fateful day when Dave makes that call to leave this timeline behind forever. Perhaps she wakes up in the meteor desperately hoping Dave will be next to her only to notice it's Kanaya. And she breaks down in tears in guilt and shame.
>>152402915Look at how hard he has to work just to durvive. Noone gives the SLA the credit he deserves. He's such a hard worker.
>>152403224
>>152403181
Do you think every snide remark at Dave's frueidian slips is just a thrashing against the ocean of her feelings trying to feel a sense of control over her own attraction. That Dave's slips are proof that she is above such things. Or maybe I'm reading to much into it and hussie is a fucking hack who I hate and want to strap to a nuclear missile.
>>152403236I AIN'T READING OR CONSIDERING ANYTHING CANON FROM HUSSIE'S FUCKING DISCORD
>>152403236I'm not reading all this to find out whatever bullshit explanation they made up to re-contextualize their previous awful decisions
Gonna look at some STRONG pics of Equius before I workout. Cya lowbloods.
>>152403270>>152403286It supposedly back up another mod's statement that it was the characters themselves willingly made those bad choices. There never was influence from either Ult Dirk or Alt Calliope.
>>152403216>>152403268Do you ever wonder how she feels about the non-Davesrpite Dave on the meteor? It's "her" Dave she has known all these years but at the same time she has a connection with the other timeline and months of unique experiences with Davesprite. The alpha Dave is both familiar and foreign to her at the same time.
>>152403326later, rustie
>>152403337but the entire point of the epilogues was Alt Calliope and Ult Dirk taking over the narrative and manipulating people with it
>>152403350But the subversion twist is that they DIDN'T have control. It was all on the characters' themselves. After all, Ult Dirk and Alt Calliope are unreliable narrators as much as Hussie is.
>>152401575the clock is ticking...
MI6R8>>152403415>>152403415>>152403415
>>152403326It would be even funnier if he still had the horns.
