Alternian Skies EditionQOTT: What is your Zodiac sign? Does it hold any meaning to you? Do you wish to be born as another sign? Do you hate any other sign? Do Tell!!Last Dream Bubble >>152403415
Claiming this thread in the name of Ophiuchus bros everywhere
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>>152414896Your death will come in 3 days time.
>>152414907
>>152414820FUCKING CRONUS??
>>152414932Horseshoe theory strikes again
>>152414932whoops wrong reply meant the one under it
>>QOTTI'm a proud Cancer sign, Never wished to be another desu. I guess it could hold some meaning to me, I am a emotional person deep down and I cloud it with angst. I fucking hate Taurus signs to the core, and Aires Signs are pretty cool I guess. If you are a Taurus sign, KILL YOURSELF
>>152414884>QOTTLeo. I don't put any stock into astrology, but I like cats so I have no complaints about my sign.
>>152414884>qottAries, it's the best, because it's mine, and everyone who shares it is elevated because of it. I would have prefered to be a scorpio to raise up the second best sign into first place to save bestgirl from not having the best sign, but c'est la vie.
>>152414958For you cat dude
>>152414932>John trooning out after having added all other broads to his harem just to fuck that one last bitch who said "sorry John, I can't, I'm a lesbian"Uhhhhhhhhh based?
>>152414935What?
>>152414990>Ult!john is free to be whatever he wants in order to plow every character in the setting
>>152414922
>>152415000You must have missed the gay singularity crowdIn the end, it is possible to be so gay you become straight by meeting someone of opposite gayness to yours
>>152414987Hell. Yes.
>>152415004Slander so mid its scandalous to even pay attention to
>>152415009Hot air? I sure hope so.
Putting the poll here again just in case. Who is the most FUCKABLE troll?https://strawpoll.com/eJnvVR27mnvhttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvVR27mnvhttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvVR27mnv
>>152414922Margerate thatcher type fit
>>152415025>https://strawpoll.com/eJnvVR27mnv
>>152415004So when are we making a gamzee "im nothing but a plot device" makars one?
>>152414884I'm fortunate to share a sign with my favorite troll.
>>152415057https://files.catbox.moe/wm6l1r.mp4
>>152415023If it helps, since Post Retcon happened, GAME OVER never happened so her final kill against Gamzee doesn't count. She also couldn't even beat the Condesce on her own. Her only kill was just Eridan.
I want to draw my dumb trolls more>>152414884I'm an Aries but I don't really pay attention/know anything about that stuff>>152414934>>152415036Greasers are hot and I need to put that poser faggot in his place so bad it makes me look stupid
>>152415057ter/ezi is not mi/d you/r just r/agebaiting. an/d I plus a R/EAL ass mf vote/d fo/r kar/kat.
I come bearing art. Congrats anons... youre a father
>>152415081Dont get me wronf, im no kanayafag but holy wasted character yeah
>>152415104Nice
>>152415104So whos the father?
>>152414884>QOTTI'm a painfully stereotypical Scorpio to the point where being read so easily genuinely annoys me. Still, I like being one and I'd never want to be any other sign.>>152415036>filenameNitrams are hot and owe me sex.
>>152415104okay but when will you ad/mit that i am you/r par/adoxal slime son moonr/unes. i d/eserve to be acknowled/ged.
>>152415150>and Karkat is the most annoyin6 fa66ot ever
>>152415104>humans are mutant trolls and can intermix with the originals>they all count as rustbloodsWHAT HAVE YOU DONE MOONRUNES
>>152415104I will be the best father ever seen.
anyways it's d/ay 5 of d/rawing, i lowkey was cooking, befor/ehan/d i watche/d a anatomy tutor/ial an/d then d/rew this muscula/r r/ose>>152415150anyways good/night d/arling im going to sleep. bye
>>152415198drafting rose for my fantasy football team on Earth-C
>>152415124He could be in this very thread, he could be (You), he could be me, he could even--
>>152415104>She's turning into MILF EllithOh yeah, it's all coming together
>>152415272Prisounebound trolls are dimorphic and have live births
>>152415226Be right behind you...?
>>152415206Imagine you're one of the creator gods, and after the 5000 thousand year leap, you hear out they made Smite again, so you decide to try it out and find the character they based on you fucking sucks. How do you react?
>>152415301scratch
how is everyone doing today :)))i am drawing :)))
>>152415318Sounds like a great idea
>>152415324i'm doing okay. i just need jane now. i remembered how fat her ass is and how bitchy she is. i need to correct her.
>>152415324Still writing the outline for Part 2 of my ficGetting absolutely derailed every time two characters have a conversation is really slowing things down
>>152415318Sburbrazad
>>152415332lol im the opposite. I basically do all the convos in one go, and have to find a way for narration to take me from scene to scene. Thankfully i have the advantage of the visual medium to help me, which im versed at.
>>152415344reasonable yes but i still feel as if jane had the most over reactive crash out of anyone. she treated her friends worse than jade having the worst day ever treated her lifelong bully.;
>>152415344i need to show her not everyone is a retard by plowing her fat white ass.
>>152415324Hi drawing
>>152414544
>>152415385I love these, give me more!!!
>>152415371You're building up a 'remembered the horns' streak
>>152415370Hiiiii :)))you can call me drawing prospitcest the 2nd
>>152414544You and I should shave our pubic hair
>>152415004why is she in the bushes
Would
>>152415427If you're going to make him a chick, then you have to go all the way and give her the outfit of the female lead from Grease
>>152414884Virgo, i wish i was a Leo so i could have Nepeta's sign
>>152415198what are the odds! i was drawing a buff rose too, but she was left unfinished and i dont care about her lightgains anymore........
>>152415426Constantly jumping unprepared opponents makes her a bushcamper
since there was some fetish classpecting last thread, what's my classpect based on my inflation and deflation fetish?
>>152415449>They reinvent League of Legends on Earth Coh, oh no
>>152415457lord of slopnext question
>>152415427Sigh... I can kind of see this but what would her personality be as a genderbend.
>>152415465Bushcamper in agenda got popularized after Yuta (from the same series as Potential Man himself) beat one of the mains antagonists by jumping him after someone else made all the heavy lifting
>>152415330Same. I just spent 30 minutes this morning jerking off while thinking about my sex fantasies with her while listening to freek'n you by jodeci and slightly changing the lyrics in my head so they mention her
>>152415401K>>152415417Shaving is cringe
>>152415473Nah, she will be the same old, pathetic sex pest loser. Just like my 7th grade English teacher IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
>>152415457Your aspect is Breath for sure but idk about your class
>>152415473"one of the boys" type girl that constantly tries to insert herself in mens friend groups, is desperate for dick and gets unbelievably angry when someone rejects her advances
>>152415427I'd rather stick my dick in literally any other female troll including fem!mituna (post-brain damage)
>>152415492what are your sex fantasies like with her anon?
>>152415508>spoileroh my>>152415522Hmmmmm. Yeah, alright, I'll make her face covered in cum. I'll tell her it's for initiation.
>>152415504I need to shave my pubic hair because i have pubic lice and the scratching is mildly annoying but i dont want to shave my pubic hair yet because i like pulling a few of them out of there and crushing them with my credit card before bed + i dont really need to since i probably will never have sex with anyone, is that cringe?
>>152415557what the fuck
>>152415557Bud aint nobody needin to know that
>>152415557Worse than cringe, that's actually disgusting
>>152415543Oh thank god if fem!cronus caught me without that I'd be toast
>>152415557Aradia would do this and say this
>>152415557Is this you?
the best part about introducing new people to homestuck iss a shared hatred for andrw hussie
>>152415557The most women post ever.
>>152415009As the original partial maker of that image, I'd prefer if you used this instead.
>>152415621Making something and then ruining it later is the ultimate form of trollingYou have to respect the guy's game
>>152415642theres no way i can respond to this without sounding mad.
>>152415535mostly just having her as a housewife that says hoo during sex and cooks for me while half naked, and also her investigating my online activities and then surprising me by sitting naked in bed with a bulb pump in her hand when i get home. the two most attractive things about her in my are her weight and her hoos, i dont know why but my heart melts when she says hoo hoo.
>>152415626Im just an autistic and depressed young man (with a penis). Sorry to disappoint you anon.
>>152415651a bulb pump??
>>152415657>depressed young man (with a penis)You're not fooling me young lady. At the very most you could be a FTM (That's based under the right circumstances).
>>152415664Im an inflation fetishist, i want her to pump her belly up with that pump so i can use my cock to stop her from leaking air and then let her fart it out on my cock anyway
>>152415694okay, i figured. i respect that!
>>152415651Does it make you hard when you’re reading the comic and she goes hoo hoo?
>>152415557Why crush them? And why use a credit card? I understand getting rid of them since they’re parasites, but what’s your reasoning? Do you enjoy killing non-sentient creatures?
>>152415792>>152415804wtf i love mituna now
>>152415557Kanaya…
Last, Bonus
>>152415573nepeta did not deserve this
>>152415492post the lyrics
would you take care of me even if I was a fox?
>>152415893Ha, Hell No
My Moirail Is A Rainbow Drinker updated
>>152415993>alcoholic faygothe forbidden elixir
>>152416080She poured soup and it's beautiful
>>152416080I love you so much Winter.
>>152416080>Making something without fucking around with the inventory systemHERESY
thinking about john being an extremely picky and finicky eater and it makes jade pull her fucking hear out cause hes so boring. Like he hates burgers with anything on it. and if he sees pickles on his burger he has a temper tantrumi wanna write john having a temper tantrum and jade losing her shit because of it.
I lowkey fell like I would be a jade blood though. It makes sense.
Another day another failed time of meeting a wild Homestuck, I have my shirt in plain view. I know I have a resting bitch face but I can assure you I'm cool
>>152416748If I see any grumpy bitches in a stuck shirt I'll make sure to give out a friendly smack on the rear. Thats how youll know its me
>>152416748>can assure you I'm coolAre you sure about that?
>>152414884I LOOOOVE MY NIECEI LOVE MY NIECEI LOVE MY NIECE
>>152416832Only one way for you to find out handsome~
>>152416748what shirt
>>152416914nta but can i find out? 0u0
>>152417002The Requiem shirt (2023 one)
>>152415150Have you read the fanventure which ellith is from?
>>152416080who this
>>152417034If Skaia wills it
>>152417105I dont think he can read he just uses a text to speech translator
>>152417149>we have a blind shitposter among us
>>152417131My new GFhttps://mspfa.com/?s=67308&p=1
>>152416458DO IT
>>152416748I saw someone wearing an aspect shirt once and gave them a fistbump
>>152417192"jade what the fuck i dont wanna eat it pickles are gross!""john :)))) if i hear you complain about your burger one more time IM GOING TO LACERATE YOU"
>>152414884>QOTT: What is your Zodiac sign? Does it hold any meaning to you? I don't believe in horoscopes/zodiacs but I fun them fascinatingly fun. us scorpios are known for our alluring charm, passionate intensity and being hell on earth when scorned, which I do see sides of myself in.>Do you wish to be born as another sign?nah I'm in a way proud to be a scorpio and find being represented by vriska rather amusing >Do you hate any other sign? the only gemini I befriended was a bashit crazy bpdemon and drove us all crazy for a while. left a sour taste in my mouth for that sign for a bit desuI have an affinity for cancers since one of my best freinds and my mother are that
the entirety of hometuck should have been written from john homestuck's perspective
>>152417363>I have an affinity for cancersYou don't say...
>>152417143*i* shall will it instead
>>152417399>karkat x vriskahmm...
>>152417614I'm a Karezi shipper at heart but I do dabble in some cherry coke once in a while...
>Click one of the featured banners in the home page to see if its anything good>Last update June 2022>Clearly says it's discontinued>Still marked as ongoingEvery time.
>>152417656Discoverability on the site is shit and getting worse the longer they keep dragging their feet on archiving the old stuff
>>152417677The "discoverability" relies on someone loading the homepage like 3 minutes at most after you updated, or for one week a year while you have a banner, which requires you to have at least 200 favorites, there is no real "discoverability"
>>152417717Yeah, to even have a chance at finding out who actually did anything I have to click over to run an Explore page query on last updated date
>>152417728Oh and have you ever clicked on random? That's another feature that fucking sucks and barely ever returns anything readable
>>152417796If they could run a quick query on their own stuff and summarily delete anything with less than, say, 20 updates that's over a year old it'd make the site quite a bit more usable
Been clicking random for a while to see how bad it really is and this is the first time Im seeing this shit lmao
I always worry when an author doesn't have any listed social media link to their fanwork, I have to click on their acct to see if they are even active on the site at all, I really want an update soom, hell just a panel would tie me over for a month.
>>152417986melerbytes please show me troll Gerard Way.....I've been waiting for so long.
>>152414884Equius sign. I dont care what the stupid patron troll system says I am. Equius is my spirit animal.
>>152418037True STRONG nigga type shit
lowkey i didnt draw any john jade comic art at all today cause i was reading grimdorks fanfics because of that one anon. Pretty decent stuff out there. anyhow tommorow ill draw more try to finish up. I love writing john and jades dialog cause their two idiots who bounce off eachother so well. Jade is excitable and john is like airheaded. it works well. Anyhow thats all from me tonight, have a good rest prospitcest nation.
>>152418037How could you be a Sagittarius without littering these threads with unsolicited opinions on lowbloods
>>152414884>QOTT: What is your Zodiac sign? Does it hold any meaning to you? Do you wish to be born as another sign? Do you hate any other sign? Do Tell!!If i was born a slight bit earlier i'd be royalty. But probably as an aries I have an love of sollux captor so i'd want to be a yellow blood and well for more white girl things i dislike capicorn for some reason
Also last thread didn't even have a artfag shill i guess I'll have to do it myself>>152414884whiteboard linkr2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802magmahttps://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l(today on hsg im impersonating doc scratch)
Goodnight everyone
>>152414884>QOTT: What is your Zodiac sign? Does it hold any meaning to you? Do you wish to be born as another sign? Do you hate any other sign? Do Tell!!Capricorn and I'm basically a walking stereotype of it. I like it tho, wouldn't change for any reason.
>>152415318Aren't all games of sburb inside a game of sburb?Infinite recursion and all that?
>>152415854>sucks your dick>when she stops to take a breath she starts yelling the most bigoted shit at you until you force her back down>she loves it>psionically massages your ballsMitunagf is alright
>>152419123There's a lot of handwaving around what happens at the end of a session and where new sessions take placePresumably the new universe is also not contained inside the session as the green sun pretty definitively ends two universes that would have been running the sburb of their respective players
>>152419286I suppose I never realized they left the game at some point, just move to some other time/space point in the infinite void which I also suppose isn't necessarily part of sburb but like, borders it?
>>152419367We don't really get any better description of Paradox Space than Rose and Vriska both describing it as a place that can't be examined beyond your immediate vicinity and Karkat laying out that time does not exist as a concept there despite subjective time passing for any conscious entity inside it (and of course the complete timeline of any universe is visible from it)In some ways it's basically the universe as understood at the quantum physics scale
>>152419286Is there? At the end of a session where the black king is defeated, the reckoning stopped, and the space player does their frog quest, skaia/the battlefield turns into a pond where the new frogiverse lives. Jack kills the kids' universe by blowing up the frog from within the trolls' session. Presumably the trolls' universe frog was living normally in the session that created it before having a cueball induced heart attack. A new session starts up somewhere else in paradox space to wait in the indefinite 3x3 chessboard stalemate until that new universe's inhabitants start their game and prototype something.All the sessions we've seen are full of retroactive chronological bullshit and self-generating paradoxes so who even knows how a "normal" sburb game is supposed to really play out. If this is answered in the epilogues or other later media please do not inform me because I do not care.
Got put on DaveAradia and my life has never been the same since
>>152415086This is so cute. Bellan should rape that fag.
My Milf Ellith Agenda shall come to pass. Her milkers shall be plentiful.
>>152415385>john pranks: fucks you>rose pranks: fucks your friend
>>152419668Probably took three or four wigglers to get to that point
>>152419738>mumbrit.
>>152419768Or worse, an australian
>>152419768Sh-shut up. It was a typo.
>>152419772There's nothing wrong with being Australian.
>>152419742He looks like this when I mention how small and incapable he would be of stopping me if I really wanted him and he said no btw.
>>152419834>socks and sandalswhat the FUCK is his problem?
>>152417986who dis
>>152419997I love him but he'd have shit taste in comfortable clothing. He dresses like this and sees no problem with it.
>>152419997Fluffy sock feel without suffocating in shoes?
>>152414884I'm a capricorn and uhh idk idk for the next question
>>152419834>>152420015Would, sadly.
>>152420325Is that Dirk Strider getting overstimulated? Here I know a trick to make him feel better. He deserves it.
>>152420325ahahaha I love my fucking autistic moirail
>>152420325FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!
>>152420404So true Mituna, it should've been you
>>152411048 (Hope I'm doing this previous thread reply thing right. If not I'm replying to the Nepeta draw anon from last time)Thanks, honestly I followed a guide for learning too draw in that style, was a bit harder due to the lack of layers desu as you only get one layer per person on magma I think? And the guide said to do every body part on a separate layer so you can tweak them as needed. Here is an OC I did based on my Genesis Project character (who himself is based on my Animal Crossing OC just human). Figured brooms would work best as a strife weapon.
>>152420325this is why dirk became ultimate dirk
>>152420371That Is Needlessly Cruel Anon. Your Post Upsets Me.
>>152420015>>152419834imagine posting such sexy sight and not saying its name....
>>152420733Calder Kerian from Vast Error. Enjoy Anonymous.
>>152420764heheh i was about to say that i found it.but thanks anyway!
>>152420775Of course. Always happy to trollpill my fellow posters.
>>152420805I'm going to do stuff with him...
>>152414884The nu-quirk chungus is so grim
>rose and aradia are roommates>ARADIA: rose can you stand in front of me for a second?>she does>aradia lifts her leg right leg up and places her heel on the top of roses head>ARADIA: haha!>ARADIA: looks like i really am a "foot" taller! 0u0>Rose proceeds to eat aradia out
>>152421003kino
mfw any spider8reath art gets posted.
>>152421084I'm crying because it's not fair.
>>152415993Is he about to get beaten or molested?
Homestuck, I am right.
best girl
>>152421032how ar/e you d/oing on this wonder/ful sund/ay?
Post fantrolls you love.
>>152421566Ellith my wife.
>>152415893yeah!>>152416080>>152416094>>152421407who?
>>152421626FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE CUNT SHES MINE
i kind of want to buy a rose (as in the flower)-flavored milkshake and drink it so i can pretend im tasting Rose's vagina juice, but they're expensive...
Damn, maybe I should read more fan adventures
Good morning /HSG/Hope you are well :)))
>>152421558fasting? that's amazing fo/r you. i woul/d hug you/r "big bone/d" not fat, bod/y if i coul/d. as congr/atulations.i always feel eithe/r optimistic o/r nothingless
>>152422070Spider8reath my heart
>>152421805thanks anon you too
>>152422128The threads can be aggravating and annoying sometimes. Even I worry I contribute to that vibe. But I figure if I keep my head down and draw and spread positivity when I can, maybe the threads will be a better experience for at least someone.
>>152422109
>>152422142I love spider8reath so much that it's actually really fucking hard to like. Imagine me making a project for it. What could I possibly do to make something gopd enough to match my love. Not to mention Homestuck is so completely and utterly fucked that there's no room for it without changing the canon a whole bunch.
Prospitcest not only has a 3 year long time span for me to fill in the blank with. But it *also* has a comic that someone made 10 years ago which I rather directly base mine off of. As some sort of spiritual successor. That made it so much easier to start. And why it's been my shipping playground as of late.
>>152422174Im learning to draw so I can draw them in loving scenarios
>>152422204Yeah, I guess I could just do that. But idk. Homestuck does this it terms normal artists into fanfic makers. I don't make fanfiction for literally anything. Never have the desire. Except Homestuck. WHAT HAS IT DONE TO ME.
>>152421805you awesome as well
>>152422139all u gotta do is make cool shit and be kind and itll be alright
>>152421805Not really with how my weekend had went, but I'm not gonna be a blogposting faggot about it. Hope your day is going well though, anon
>>152422255Thank you >>152422287Yep! I just try to keep things chill. Drama and stuff like that kills threads and people should try to keep it to a minimum. After all we are all fans so we should talk about things we like and are passionate about. Or at least are passionate about our distaste of. >>152422288Aw sad to hear it. It's morning for me but hopefully you can recoup just a little bit on the shittyness of the weekend. As for me. Same old same old. More drawing :) I totally slacked off yesterday. So I gotta go overdrive today.
>>152422344oh yeah an/d you d/on't have wor/k tod/ay r/ight?
drink the bleach, moron.
>>152421805Hello and good morrowI'm as well as can beChasing away clods of sorrowNow sippin' some teaEatin' my fiberWith all of my bein'Hunting my tigerA force that's unseen
>>152422430My one day off yeah. It's the reason it takes me so long tho make chapters even tho I only do sketches. Sorry about that guys. (It's also because I'm an inexperienced and inefficient artist)
>>152418360This is cute
>>152422666atleast you'r/e d/oing things. i always d/o things at the last minute.
>>152422561noooo dont drink this shit do you wanna die?????????
Thinking on it. This past week has been crazy So I broke my glasses. And I couldn't see at all! But even then I was writing the script. And then I got my new glasses but then I was super busy. And even then I have drawn like..... Ok so I drew 3 panels out of like 6 or 7 I need plus alts. But those 3 panels are a tiny bit more complicated me thinks.
>>152423150Egbert and serket going on a date but it ends in them play fighting in the sky with their god powers. John and Vriska give me the vibes of people who would play fight with their powers but get a little to into it. Like even John and his nice nature could probobly underestimate his own destructive power and go ham.
>>152420543On magma, you get as many layers as you want iirc but most people just draw on one. I do dig your style and oc its very neat, Welcome back marisa kirisame. It'd be a shame if your oc wasn't a witch or well wizard fuck gender locked classes im porrim bitch. (and well im the drawfag you replied to)
who would say this to who in homestuck
>>152423228Tavros to Jade
>>152423186they start off playfighiting and then end up dueling
>>152423243Bless Jades heart.And also bless tavros cause man that bitch is stupid
>>152423253Totally bro. They like tru to do normal stuff like walking in the park. And then Vriska pushes john a little. And it just kinda escalates. I think John isn't above being the tiniest bit competitive, especially if vriska rubs off on him which she should. So he will have the slightest desire to not just defuse the situation. Besides it's fun and no one is getting hurt.That is until their both going at each other with their weapons and powers lol. Fighting in the sky DBZ style.
>>152423228dave to jane
>>152423290>no one is getting hurtVriska would straight up kill him if she could, she even tells him that it's her natural instinctHe'd just get up afterward and laugh about it
i don't know why ni66as hype john up so much. like, look at this 6uy. he's just such a puncha8le loser dork nerd. he looks like he 6ets 8ullied in school, and 6ets wed6ied daily. i 6enuinely can't understand why anyone would like him, and i think the only reason people do is 8ecause he's the main character. like, if Dave was the main character instead, no one would care a8out john, like at ALL
>>152414948I actually got that reference in picrel kek
>>152423338Well I don't think John especially cares. He's definently the type of person to get killed and then revive and laugh it off. Vriska would probobly be a tiny bit apologetic and feel bad about and John would be like "aw c'mon it's not like I'm dead dead. dont tell me a little blood scares spinneret mind fang!" I'm moreso talking about collateral damage.
>>152423290Hell yeah, and the others watch them zooming around, explosions following in their wake
>>152423350>he looks like he gets bullied in school, and gets wedgied dailyprojecting kinda hard there quirkfag
>>152423350i wanted to reply to this post with the spanish john baki comic but i dont have it rn
>>152423243>Jade>>152423303>janeCounterpoint: the bubbles indicate is grindr
>>152423290John would settle down if he saw some collateral damageHe doesn't want to ruin anyone's day
>>152423350John is cool because he's.A. Kind in a way no one else in the story is. B. Naive in a way no one else in the story is. And c. Free in a way no one else in the story is. He is the perfect protagonist for this story because he's the only one in the whole series who has absolutely 0 fucking bullshit. He has traumas and issues. But their not nearly as wrapped up and all consuming as say dirk. He's simple, what you see is what you get. He's kind, brave, and heroic. He's the type of person who has no care in the world for power, and that's why he is the person who deserves it the most
>>152423390am i wron6 thou6h? look at him. like seriously. lanky 6uy with 6lasses. and his 6oofy ass teeth. like come on>>152423435okay, that makes more sense. i 6uess, when you put it that way, i can see how he's likea8le.
>>152423350He cute
John is a philosophical zombie, it isn't a truly sentient or conscious creature.
>>152423519And/or he has achieved a level of enlightenment us mere mortals couldn't dream ofPut some respect on my goat
Hey you, what are some of the weapons mind players use?
>>152423404ok faggot then its dirk to jake
>>152423544Well I mean any classpect can use any weapon. Maybe you could specialize in "trap kind" and set traps instead of directly fighting. And then fall back on knife kind.
>>152423519Is he capable of thought?
>>152423544like, normal weapons? i don't think there's any specific ones, since they vary from person to person (see Terezi, who uses a fuckin6 cane)
>>152423474I dont like this artist>>152423571probably not, as expected of passive class as the heir i think hes like one above muse on passivity
>>152423544Poison
>>152423601I mean I feel that passivity doesn't mean lack of thoughts if anything it means more. Passive classes are schemers usually. The only reason John isn't is because he's an heir of breath. Which is of course the aspect of whimsy. Calliope is the ultimate schemer. Or at least alt calliope is. Just as much as caliborn. She has just as much a part to play on caliborns narrative as calibon himself. Don't even get me started on sylphs
>>152423601Why? You don't like cute Johns having nice things done to them?
>>152423626>Mind poison>Pour 12 hours worth of doomscrolling into your brain in a few seconds, instantly paralyzing you
>>152423647They also draw John with cuts and bruises and abused and stuff which makes me very sad.
>>152423671>6... 7...
>>152423571Of functional/computational "thought" like AI? Yes. Of actual conscious thought? Nope.
>>152423635To be fair sylphs are still an active class on the overall active/passive scale, even despite being a passive counterpart to highly active witches.
>>152423473>lanky 6uy with 6lasses. and his 6oofy ass teethyou look like him but black. i wont elabor/ate fur/ther.
>>152423671that seems more like a Heart thin6 t8h (erodes the soul)>>152423751wron6 actually. i'm the whitest person i know. like... vantawhite that's me
>>152423681Those are the best kinds of Johns though
>>152423647Im sorry but their past works just makes me feel ill. Its like seeing your drug dealer at the grocery store>>152423681Yeah that. everytime i see (i gotta admit atleast cute) john art its tainted by the cancer of the artists previous works>>152423635Theyre an ideas guy but will they ever act upon their ideas?
>>152423745Oh fuck your right. I totally forgot hussie said that. Ok so looking at the chart now. The bottom 3 most passive classes are definently not the scheming type. Extremely reactive. But the top 3 are schemers. Including the sylph in the active zone. Likewise the top most active classes are also not schemers. Muse and lords are both mega schemers tho. I guess this is horse shoe theory in action
>>152423784At some point being passive is a deliberate choice and you go from being indecisive to a tactical genius
>>152423783Well the whole point of a muse is that she doesn't act at all. She sets up the pins. Because she knows someone will knock them down for her. In this case that's caliborn. She is like the entire pool table compared to caliborn being the pool stick. (I know there's already the felt but my analogy stands)
>>152423811That's probobly the ultimate lesson. Passive classes in general need to learn not be indecisive. And active classes have to learn to think their actions through.
>>152423778No >:(I hate when people John being abused. It makes me sad! I want him to be happy and loved. Sure. having a character face hardship is one thing, but that's to see them struggle and grow not just suffer!
>god-tier garbs can be customized as you wish>nobody except for Meenah(in Ministrife) and Rose do anything with that ideaWhy?
>>152423926Customized as in willed to change or customized as "Kanaya could you please sew up the hem of my skirt a few inches, I'm feeling saucy today"
>>152423778>Those are the best kinds of Johnsusually x character getting abused is the artist projecting experiences or that they just fucking hate the characterso no, john abouse fucking sucks, same goes for any abuse lmao. its one thing seeing a chaaracter get hurt and grow bcs of it, this is just abuse for the sake of it anon
>>152423601>>152423635Activity/passivity has little correlation with thought at all. More of an aspect thing, breathe players are airheads.
>>152423773hol/d up gimme a sec ill show which john im talking about
I love these videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6scwv-5yiwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it8dQpEHsug
>>152423926why didn't jake make his clothes less slutty then?
>>152423926>>152423945Well John likes his outfit and so does Dave. Jade also seems cool with it. Tho I imagine that she would probobly use her god tier in something less cumbersome. And despite being sexually harassed because of it Jake refuses to put on pants.
>>152423945Meenah was able to swap between different god-tier outfits on spot
>>152424057Can't change the color scheme tho. Which sucks because life has to be the ugliest aspect color wise. Good thing I'm breath.
Good thing my favorite color is safety orange
>>152423982Option #1>he's retarded and never tried to see if god-tier outfits can be changed, nor did anyone tell him. He'll probably want to rope once he realizes he could wear normal clothes but yellow all alongOption #2>being a page he's a natural-born slut and secretly enjoys looking like this
>>152424099Calling you "traffic cone" for now on
>>152423962>>152423773i bet you look like the john in the picr/el.. go/d that dr/awing is funny.
>>1524241227 foot tall jade is actually genius. The rest is trash. If I god tired I would basically never wear anything else ever again. Perms clean pajamas? That can look like anything? Sigh me up baby!
>>152424122>different ages>except they were all made at the same time???
>>152423055It was me. I broke you glasses. Dweeb. Eat it nerd!
>>152424171Technically John is the youngest by 4 months This is because chronologically he came to Earth last so while they are all created at the same time all of the other kids existed for about 4 months before John did in the universe that is
>>152423671>mind player tries this shit on me>it doesn't even phase meBard of Time rapes mind btw
>>152424202>Mind player tries brain rot>Time player launches into Dracula Flow
>>152423544Knives are the weapons of intellectualsBrush up on your cqc
Headcanon: outfit customization is an award requiring a handysash badge.
>>152424241Oh that's also a pretty good idea. Maybe Jade has it and John doesn't? So I can have her in skimpy space themed underwear hehehehe. I need to have jade in skimpy clothes to tempt John and John doesn't know how to handle himself
>>152424122can someone edit them to be white or asian, i am not prejudiced, so i can jerk off to them
>>152423402Ive been looking for this comic for the past half hour, i remember someone posted here a few months ago. Davejohn shippers, i offer this drawing i found in my quest, now please help me
>>152424230CONSECUTIVE, C Q C
>>152424115pages arent sluts! must be option 1
Rose for another day. Do you guys think she'd go into adult film like Kanaya here?
>>152424115We all know Light Players are the true sluts. Look at Rose, Vriska, and Aranea.
>>152424574Kanaya is made for Playboy photoshoots
>>152424122aside from the humor in the fact that all of them are brown, it feels surreal that i look like john in that picalso that jade is pure sex
>>152424099>lord of lighthe is already aware
>>152424574
>>152424538>pages arent sluts!>implyingLook at their outfit and tell me they're not asking for it
>>152424761Built for futadom
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm405Qoga
>>152424761This brings an interesting discussion to light: which god tier class outfit is the lewdest?
>>152424809bard and it isn't even close
>>152424843Codpieces are based and all godtier outfits should have them there I said it
>>152424761we didn't choose for game to screw us over like that! my eyes are up here!
if i had to modify my garbs id added belts, made it tank top and made crotch cut out like dio has
>>152424802>would you rather eat cake or be stabbed in the throatwtf are these options
>>152424897Liars bar with the gang would be a good timeHalf of them never god tiered too for extra danger
>>152424809Theif and seer (if you're a footfag)
>>152424897>or be stabbed in the throat>////> If my fav troll wants to...
>>152424915Look if you wanna get shot be my fucking guest I'd rather keep on living
>>152424802>safe option>kinda gay but could be worse>relatively safe option>near-guaranteed death #1>near-guaranteed death #2?
>>152424676HAH this is awesome.
>>152424802>the best character has the worst scenariodirk will protect me, right?
>>152424893I'd add a bunch of fur lining and make it look wooly but not itchyBe the fluffiest motherfucking god in paradox spaceAll show bow before my comfy styleTemples built to the fuzzy god of fluff
>>152424976Dirk "So this is how it ends huh?" Strider
>>152424893I would add a yankee fitted wit no brim
>>152424977All shall*Well whatever the softness of sleep callsBlessings of comf and floof be on you hsg
>>152424875There's nothing to be ashamed of pageanon. The OG Robin whose outfit is a basis for page clothes grew up to have the fattest juiciest ass in the whole DC universe. You just need to tap into the hidden potential of your sexy asscheeks just like he did!
>>152424802Kanaya a cute...
>>152424791Behead futafags cartel style
>>152424761SHOTA TAVROS I need to draw Yugi in a god tier outfit but I just need to figure out his classpect.
Do you think John would fuck Dave in the pussy as you know just some friendly male bonding nothing gay.
>>152425075John probobly fucks all his friends because they all need that Egbert cock. No one is safe. Not that anyone wants to be.
>>152425041Kanaya a slut...
Have you bought the Dave Strider YouTooz figure yet?
>>152425099Not because John wants to, but it's just that they all seem so needy, and a good friends has to be there for them in their time of need!
>>152425119Your thinking the right way. John would never deny a friend in need. And besides sex is kinda fun! (He would say that word for word)See you know your close to him because John when he's fucking vriska is totally different cause he's way more aggressive. Hehehe
>>152425108I don't care for Dave, I want roxy.
>>152425075SEXO
Why didn't Nepeta talk to the kids more?
>>152425075He would tap it with no issue but also say he's not a homosexual as he still only likes pussy and the online mob would try to lynch him for transphobia
>>152425102SEXO
Ever since reading that one John x Kanaya fanfic herryhinderson wroteI have kinda actually come to like the idea of an adult Egbert being like. Well built and low-key buff. That's just a really fun idea to have such a gentle and kind spirit be built like Goku.
>>152425102No!She's adorable!
>>152425108I'd rather get Dirk tbdesu
If I wrote Homestuck adult Egbert would basically be Goku. He's basically perfect as a kid so I see no reason to muddy that when he's older.
>>152425167She likely did.>Nepeta is understandably one of the trolls most excited about the human discovery. Possibly more excited than anyone. And she's forbidden from talking to them, which causes Karkat, out of spite for Equius, to order her to talk to them a lot. So given that Nepeta is excited about the humans and has been COMMANDED by her crush to interact with them, it's a little surprising that we barely ever see her talk to the humans on-screen. Or is it? It probably just means she has dozens of offscreen conversations with all of them, all throughout the timeline, but they aren't important enough to show because they're just a bunch of useless roleplaying, and also Nepeta is a borderline useless character with nothing that important to say about anything. Sorry, Nep, but your metatextually exaggerated uselessness as a minor character has been well-established as a critical feature of your profile in many of these author notes by now. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>152425227Kanayaphemus?Polynaya?
>>152425241I should write a fic where Nepeta and Rose talk and they get really into roleplay and then rose snaps out of it and is a little embarrassedRose and Nepeta would probobly get along .
>>152425227cute
>>152425264Very.
>>152425039GOOD LORD HES THICCER THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL
>>152425259a dialogue between nepeta and dave would've been funny I think
>>152424984nah, he'd win
>>152425314Guess what, you're in luckNEPETA: :33 < terezi!!! so tell me! who is your favorite?TEREZI: F4VOR1T3 WH4T?NEPETA: :33 < human kid!NEPETA: :33 < oh of course, you like akwete purrmusk with the black glasses!NEPETA: :33 < he is pretty cute, but mine is jadeTEREZI: OH R34LLY?NEPETA: :33 < yes, i have tried to make friends with her, but so far she thinks i am just teasing her!!!!NEPETA: :33 < its pretty furstrating. i will purrsevere though>Nepeta almost immediately confirms to Terezi that she's been roleplaying with Dave somewhere on the timeline, by referencing his fursona, Akwete Purrmusk. This seems like a dumb, throwaway gag that will be meaningless forever, and it very nearly was. Until, at the last minute, the story dumps Davepeta in our laps. Nepeta literally fuses with another version of Dave to help him fully realize his fursona. A truly heartwarming end point for both their arcs.>Nepeta, maybe Jade just isn't into it? Maybe learn to take a fucking hint?? Sure, it seems like you two SHOULD get along, but what if that's just not how things always work? Don't be a rando. Just chill out. Mr. Purrmusk has shown a perfectly reliable willingness to tolerate your nonsense. Strider's roleplay fields have proven to be rich and fertile. Now stop wasting Jade's time, and go embrace your destiny.
>>152425241It's funny how I get what he means, but still think he's being an omegafaggot about it. Like yeah, Nepeta definitely isn't really, nor should she be extremely important, but it still feels weird to see him talk about her like that.Then again, it's hussie. So, what do you expect?
>>152425340The best part is it's all in retrospect, because himself admitted he made it all up as he went along
>>152425336>never got to see dave and nepeta's ironic furry erpwe were robbed
>>152425372They were getting STEAMY in there, I bet a billion boonbucks.
>>152425412This could have been davepeta
>>152425215The rest of his fics give him the same energy, even the Shoulder to Cry On last part, which is kind of depressing, ends up on a high note for him
>>152425336>DavePeta but as a couple rather than some flashing orange-green abominationSure, why the fuck not
>>152425423For SEXO>>152425452For STRONG SEXO
Today is the day sport fansLet's go seahawks
Time for a short break from writing to go reread Erewhon
>>152425503Time to get cracking on all those December babies
>>152425475what the fuck is jake's problem
>>152425475Dave's only rooting for the pats ironically, because John is a fan of his hometown team and the Cowboys are never, ever getting near a superb owl ever again
bleach heals him. what does he know that we dont?
>>152425566spicy water
>>15242550343V3R 4LON3
>>152425478>the one anti-hemospectrum troll>bloodswapped into a fuchsia princess
>>152425566wtf is this creature you posted
Hello /hsg/ i just ate a can of beef luncheon for lunch. What did you eat for lunch?
>>152425649Bread and cheese, I get medieval on sundays
>>152425649a chicken sandwhich now its time to get serious with drawing.
>>152425649Whoopsie i forgot to attach tte picture of my lunch
why was it deleted
>>152425649a fine mexican dish, red meat with bread>>152425658what the fuck is this anon
>>152425700Beef luncheon, or corned beef, im not sure of the exact word
>>152425715if it's good, it's good i guessalso is that your pirate hook in the top?
>>152425649idk really, i'm in between in having ham with pressed toasted bread or cookies.>>152425566??? means that colsla is like a bleach vampire or something.
Which Homestuck is most likely to do gay/straight for pay porn?
>>152425758No, it's just the thing you use to open the can
>>152425883Rose, to get that dress for her weddingKanaya, for the wedding itself
>>152425658we have a zombie in the thread, fucking great.
i feel burnt out fug
>>152425965I want the Time player and the Doom player, also why is the light player distressed?
>>152425983focuses all luck powers to get time TTs pussy succeeds later
>>152425649I've had nothing except 3 spoons of cereal all day. my appetite has been non-existent for some reason lately and I'm falling apart kek
>>152426002Erm, me first buddy. With a look like that, I know damn well she's crazy in the bed
>>152425965TT should go on a date with me to hot topic
>>152424122Why are they so tall wtf
>>152426010You might want to get checked for depression anon
>>152425566Legend has it Mallum had been petting Ellith this entire time
>>152426185???
>>152426069date sounds nice
>>152425965"TT this TT that" well I think GG can get it
>>152426305she has a lisp? very interesting>>152425965rad shit anon. i need to make a lineup of my ocs soon.
>>152426305this is so cute, i like her outfit, ask her what her taste in music is, i wanna know if we can yell out songs together
>>152426409I wonder if she has the most white girl taste or the most esoteric taste ever taylor swift vs /mu/
>>152426790>most esoteric taste ever>/mu/lol
>>152426327GG is mine.
>>152426536Korpus 100% tried to get a pantyshot
>>152426409twewy ost or AC/DC iunno honestly im taking my things slow >>152426327because gg got all the attention back in then, i have few more girls up my sleeve
>>152427188this is so awesome, i'm taking her out to a car ride and sing red hot chilli peppers with her
>>152427356you sure do m8, you sure do
>>152427583no.......
>>152427583Cucked again...
>>152427627it's okay anon, i'm here for you...
>>152427627Its okay cuckanon we're here for you
>>152427627>>152427691>>152427840It's ok, Cuckanon, I am here for both you and Kanaya.
>>152427999cant wait for the cucknaya cucks cuackanon arc of this hentaireaaaaal interesting
>>152427999Cuckanon and Kanaya...
>>152427188woul/d she listen to the album "deathconsciousness" by have a nice life?
>>152428154mmm id said shed give it a listen and like it. but i have an oc who would love it
>>152428113This is actually me to both Cuckanon and Kanaya, at the same time.Nice glutes, btw, Anon. Real firm.
moonrunes has a commission sheet.. i don't know if that has any relevance but here you go.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140917209
>>152428390I don't like moonrunes.
>>152428478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnhXwlFeRP8
>>152428390I like moonrunes. maybe sometime I'll save enough up to comm something of my husbando and I
>>152428253Ok, anon, I'm really busy right now but I thought this was funny. I did this really fast just for you.
>>152428605Touching butts is how we say hello in hsg
>>152428478i noticed he didn't advertise it here so i decided to help him out. gotta give back to the community.
>>152428616Can I touch your butt?
>>152428676Alas I have no ass
>>152428605Its true my gyatt is thick. I sat down naked and wet on a chair once and of left a huge imprint I was impressed
>>152428605>Anon uses Time Clones to get infinite playHoly Sburb Meta
A few chapters into Erewhon and wow the casual English racism is as breathtaking as the New Zealand sceneryThey just don't write it like this anymore
>>152428683I'll find it for you, don't worry. Nobody should lose an ass.
>>152428683>>152428758hey are you guys missing an ass? I found these cheeks on the side of the road over there
>>152428705I'm happy for your, Anon, and Kanaya's polycule. Send me pictures of whatever you guys get up to :D
>>152428815Holy shit, that was fast. I am an ace detective.
>>152428683
>>152428390>wanna comm a cool drawing of my troll>too much of a pussy to worry about ppl finding out who drew itsomebody, convince me to not be a faggot
>>152428851Just do it
>>152428851commissioning people is fun and based. getting art done of your ocs/sona is based. do it faggot and then share with the class
>>152428851>>152428851You don't have to share it somewhere it can be tied back to you. Just send it to your friends and request Moonrunes not to post it on their social media or show it on stream. Artists usually respect the privacy of a comm patron.
>>152428851What >>152428905 said. I get comms all the time and ask it to be private. Ain’t tryna get my OCs to be gooned to by online freaks.
>>152421647>who?Last one is Abby Barclay from sburb.EXE. Dunno who the other kid is
>>152421647Put some respect on Abby's name, dawg.
anyways d/ay 6, tod/ay i messe/d ar/ound with the smud/ge br/ush an/d d/rew this nep
>>152429070Is she ill? why are her sclera discolored so? :(
I wasted my day with napping
Would you stick your dick in this
>>152429279>would you stick your dick in a cute, slutty 10/0 troll...yeah?
>>152429279I shouldn'tHOWEVER--
>>152429279Yes yes yes yes yes she will be a good oral giver yes please
>>152429279yes unequivocally
>>152429279>would you stick your dick in an ugly, unfaithful 0/10 troll...no?
>>152429401Unfaithful???
>>152429434slutty. slutty, slutty girl. she hasn't STAYED with one man EVER. going from one bulge to the other whenever it satisfied her. typical f*id
>>152429434Girl went for Vriska, then Karkat, then Dave, then Gamzee, John, and now wants to get back to Vriska.
>>152429455>She brought Vriska back to life just so she could bang herBASED
>>152429477Doesn't that make her a femcel though? Manipulating John to use his Retcon powers to revive her, only for Vriska to leave again that Terezi tries to go after her? Doomed Terezi probably expects Vriska to be grateful that she was allowed to live because timeline says she has to save everyone's dumb asses.
>>152429477>Only Terezi that ever got to stay with Vriska were the game over variantsPottery
>>152429617>femcel>has sex with multiple guyswell, it's possible
>>152428751I need to increase my income to afford this grocery store so I can experience this racism from our fine elite
>>152429617Makes her a simp
>>152428597I do not hate you personally I just don't like your SMuT. But I gotta respect your hustle on your msfpa though.>>152428605Its kino
>>152425039Does he run around all night with that much ass? How has no one raped him?
>>152430040>How has no one raped him?I have news for you...
>>152430040Raper gets raped it's that simple
>>152428597aw hell nahwho made spacklebond sad?
>>152430067W-What?
>>152430247I miss character ask blogs
"The only ones in need of love are those who don't get enough, so evil ones deserve a little more (except Vriska)" ― Me, ri6ht nowAnyways, it's the end of the thread, 8ut whatevertoday is day 115 of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. feelin6 lazy for some reason. hope i can finish somethin6 of actual quality soon
>>152430426Vriska has both eyes for most of her existence though
>>152430474and aranea has had 8oth for more than that, which is a plus
>>152430495Aranea is an eyeless ghost chick for most of her screentime though
>>152430517nuh uh uh. her eyes are just whited out, which is different from not havin6 8oth eyes. she can still SEE out of 8oth. So I think it's still 8etter. Plus, it adds erotic appeal
>>152430517Still hotter desu
>>152430527That's just your excuse to not have to draw her eyes. She's way hotter with them.
>>152430566>>152430566well i mean yeah 8ut it also makes her cuter. "hot" and "sexy" are overrated characteristics especially when 8ein6 cute and lova8le is ri6ht there
Ah, finally got to the part of Erewhon where the guy writing in the late 1800s shortly after the Industrial Revolution predicts AI through induction, this is the good stuff>So that even now the machines will only serve on condition of being served, and that too upon their own terms; the moment their terms are not complied with, they jib, and either smash both themselves and all whom they can reach, or turn churlish and refuse to work at all. How many men at this hour are living in a state of bondage to the machines? How many spend their whole lives, from the cradle to the grave, in tending them by night and day? Is it not plain that the machines are gaining ground upon us, when we reflect on the increasing number of those who are bound down to them as slaves, and of those who devote their whole souls to the advancement of the mechanical kingdom?It reads like a guy discovering fire
some one posted this in another thread and someone replied about how they didnt explore Karkat's romantic side enough.I agree ;__;
Karkat once you ask him to do anything but fight.
>>152430661Karkat if he wasn't a failure loser faggot:
>>152430661hahahah
canon
>>152430794mmm dersecest.
>>152430863I want to beat him up so bad. He makes the fincel feel tolerable.
this is what i'm endin6 the thread with. this ima6e
>>152430474>most of her existenceMost of her existence is being a ghost for millions of years after she got her eye blowed up and died
i need his pussy so bad it makes me delirious
>>152430911Where is his bush?
>>152430426>> hope i can finish somethin6 of actual quality soonYou gotta study, unfortunately. Hopefully through your daily drawings you come to a revelation about your art style. You do get the drive and the power you just lack focus.
>>152431020some one should edit it in quickly
>>152431050
>>152431077glorious
>>152431127The bushcamper situation is crazy
Thread anon can you make the next thread theme about fankids?
>>152431077>>152431127>i realy want 2>come chug jug w u>we can be bro fortnite gamers
>>152431193But then it wouldn't be Homestuck General
>>152431215Fankids are an inherently homestuck concept. Aka i just want more people to post their fan troll or kid cause theyre very interesting.
>>152431249Samefag here. I guess I should of said fantroll since theyre all canon instead of fan kidhttps://wheals.github.io/tumblr/tumblr.html#answersand well there were those two fan trolls that got killed by calliope and calliborn's parents. I can see why you say it wouldnt be homestuck general since i just found out fankid is another term for making two fiction characters bone and having an oc be the spawn of those two
New thread when?
titjob from a man that hates me
New thread ;)>>152403415 (Cross-thread)
>>152431553NEW THREAD!
>>152414884my zodiac is leo!! I got a true Leo. i am very out going . my classpect is maid of heart.
