Will it save Pixar?
>>152417053No.
>>152417053What the fuck is this garbage? Looks like Over The Hedge tier.
>>152417059Shut up
>>152417053No lol
>>152417086They tried making a serious movie, you didn't like it, so now they're making Dreamworks comedy
>directed by the creator of Cartoon Network's most boring show in history
>>152417086>Looks like Over The Hedge tier.Over The Hedge was good faggot, this is an abomination
>>152417053GOAT will beat it by every metric
>tracking forSo it could be completely wrong and they'll have to adjust it downAt least the characters are more fuckable in this than in other nu-Pixar movies
>>152417053They have a new movie?
>>152417053who the hell is saying this???It does NOT look that interesting.
Expect Hoppers 2: The gNashing in the North
>>152417053There are so many talking animal movies from 2nd and 3rd tier foreign CGI studios, I'm honestly perplexed as to why Pixar bothered to make this. As far as visuals go, this looks as bland as any of them. The concept better have a brilliant twist to it or something.
I hope they tell Josh that for every Zootopia where exec meddling saved the film there are 2 or 3 movies where it did nothing but bloat budgets and cause flops.In fact if there is any meddling it should be done at script level before the first drawings are even conceived.
>>152418499Their last 5 originals have been flops, they need to make a new franchise on easy mode (furry)
Post the protag, or at least the professors. I remember the short one being mildly cute.
I read that it was tracking worse than Elio. Are they desperately trying to make it seem that it is hyped?
>>152417053The girl is mildly uoh worthy but if she's going to be a beaver for a majority of the movie, then it's going to be shit.
they should stop making movies from what could barely fill a low budget preschool show
>>152419173She's in the University already she's not a kid all.
>a black girl is turned into something elseBecause this is box-office gold
I can't see many people suddenly thinking beavers are their favorite animal. Especially kids.
>>152417150Aw I thought it was cute enough. Lord knows they've aired worse.
>>152417150>Cartoon Network's most boring show in history
>>152419487CN shows are usually ass in an interesting way. WBB is just an entire buffet of nothing burgers written by people who haven't left their gentrified neighborhoods in a decade
>>152417053This movie will be a hate crime against beavers.
>>152417140>Changing history Elio was destined to fail and muh gay cope will change that
>>152419548Why would they see a movie they'd already watched for free
>>152419602>Hypothetically, if you hadn't seen this movie, would you pay to see it in theaters?>But I did see the movie>I mean, imagine if you hadn't seen it>But I just watched it
>>152419635Fuck, I walked right into that didn't I
>>152417053Even if this movie sucks and flops like hell, I bet the Oscars will still nominate it for best animated film, just b/c PIXAR.
>>152419635I'm not sure how Pixar can go lower than Zootopia, but I know that they will find a way.
>>152417053They are doing a ton of early screenings of the film, and I can't tell if they're desperate or just think it's that good
>>152417053>child protagonist >contemporary earth>talking animals vs humans plotThis is just pure masochism at this point.
>>152417140>Stop asking for originals if you won't watch themWhat a disingenuous thing to say, especially when the actual box office numbers contradicts whoever is "asking for originals." Sounds like copium from people butthurt over a troubled Pixar movie flopping as bad as it did. And if the Molina cut was kept intact, it still would have flopped much like Lightyear and Strange World.
>>152417086Hoppers WISHES it looked that fun. I'm mildly interested in the film, but it still lacks anything to really make it stand out
any porn yet
I think I've already had enough of Hopper after reading that storytime thread.
>>152420597Give it time, anon...
>>152417053This isn't terribly hard as everything since Coco has had awful openings. Even Elemental which crawled its way to a profit did so because of word of mouth
Bober..
>>152417053>Hundreds of Beavers but Pixar Yeah ok
>hey you know what'll be a good idea?>let's reheat Avatar, Over the Hedge and The Wild Robot>and let's get the guy who made fucking we bare bears to do it>of course we'll slap some hip hop on the trailer, that's popular, right?>oh and make the main character an annoying, manic cringe girl that's never been done before!>and make sure the only white person is the villainIf this does better than Elemental I am giving up what little hope I have for the western animation industry
>>152420918Story leaks show that the mayor is redeemed though and the real villain is the 'Insect King.'Also, Elemental sucked.
>>152420925Yes, Elemental did suck. Which is why I said if this shitty looking movie does better than Elemental it's over
>>152417053It must, I don't see why they would lie.
>>152417053I want it to fail on principle because I hated We Bare Bears. This brownoid lol-so-random shit looks unfunny anyway
>Spent years saying that elemental was a sleeper hit>The next original film flop>Pretend that Elemental wasn't a hitJournalist are retarded
>>152417053>Tracking for best openingWhat the fuck does that even mean?Do they have some witch throw some bones for them?
>>152417086>Looks like Over The Hedge tier.Kys, Over The Hedge was good
>>152417150The Fungies? We Bare Bears was supposedly really popular in Korea, and this movie may also be popular there as well
>>152417150I like 80% opinions of the show it's like:>polar was kinda cool>fuck panda tho
>>152421022...do you not know what words mean? Elemental debuted with less than $29 million but later became popular internationally, which is why it's called a sleeper hit. The headline says Hoppers might debut with $40-50 million and match Coco, which opened with $50 million. Do you understand now?
>>152417053>Please Please PLEASE watch our crappy movie!
>>152420887>>Hundreds of Beavers invented beaver comedy Also overrated flick
>>152421299If you think about it, WBB is essentially a Western iyashikei. If you don't know, that's an anime that's designed to be bland comfort food to stop the Japanese from killing themselves due to being horrifically overworked. Makes a lot of sense why it's so popular over there in Korea, where these issues are even worse
>>152417053Tracking is a scam.
>>152417053Fuck no. It's gonna bomb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQgIf this doesn't play on the soundtrack then somebody fucked up
>>152419173>he wouldn’t a beaver
>>152421548>Western iyashikeiWould Horse Show and Bluey count as this?
>>152421664*Robot beaverBig difference. It's like Avatar (the blue cat people one).
>>152421548in the west we call those sitcoms
>>152421548>healing anime
>>152421710>It's like Avatar (the blue cat people one).Anon you can't just say–>Her character immediately says "it's just like Avatar"Stunning and brave
>>152421732sitcoms aren't supposed to be bland ideally
>>152417140it's not the original stories the problem, is the weeping gay allegories and DEI insertions that are the problem. If they were more subtle people wouldn't mind watching it but they can't help thenselves be this obviously pandering
>>152421645Pixar isn’t based enough for Primus
>>152417053Oh, is this a Bug's Life prequel?
If I had a nickel for every Pixar movie that's about a white woman turning into a furry mammal, I'd have three nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird that it happened thrice.
>>152422481Yet they never turn into a dog, odd considering their preferences
>>152422481Alright, here's your (You)
>>152422489Pixar's "You Just Know"
>>152419548I think the real problem with Elio, either the original version or the reworked script, is that it's a setup that seems more geared towards a tv series than a film. Within the story structure of a film the character with the strongest and most obvious emotional arc is his aunt.
If they had cast Kimiko Glen as Mabel, that would probably get some asses into seats.
>>152421548King of the Hill is western iyashikei, it even has cicadas
>>152417140Why would I watch your originals if your originals are shit?
>>152417206>>152421056Over the Hedge was always bland shit like nu-Pixar, cope millennialtroons
>>152417053Highly satanic movie that prommotes bestiality
>>152420925>>152420928Nobody liked Elemental except some autists here and there like Crimsom Mayhem or whatever the fuck was his name
>>152417053Three people made Pixar special: John Lasseter, Brad Bird and Steve Jobs. Without their active involvement it's just another Dreamworks.
>>152421022>Journalist are retardedNo shit, nigga
>>152417053Insane how much even the *possibility* of this movie being successful is mindbreaking every anon.
>>152419714>>child protagonistMabel is 19. Literally your first point and you're already wrong lmao.
>>152421438NTA, but I didn't even bother to watch that shit. I'm not one of those gaymer people who thinks their hobbies are relevant or important, unlike the real good ones.
>>152423850>Brad BirdNo. That was more like Pete Docter.
>>152422645kek
>>152421022Yep. Mass communication? More like mass manipulation.
>>152423893She acts like she's 12. They can't go the "erm she's actually a 500 year old dragon" bullshit here.
>>152423850>>152423968And Andrew Stanton...the guy who was literally co-writer for most of the movies pre 2010....and directed Wall-E and Finding Nemo...
>>152424148>statement that's literally based on nothing>irrelevant bait comparison
>>152419416The 500 year old loli excuse again?
>>152424608>loli excuseYou sound like a massive retard
>>152417140I dont understand why the Eyepatch? He shoot lasers of the left eye?
>>152424768It's literally explained in the first act of the movie why he's wearing an eyepatch
>>152424608are you fucking retarded?
>>152422995A shonen anime with that premise would be great.
>>152423850>>152423968>>152424293/thread
>>152424148>>152424608Redditor
>>152424608>>152424148why would someone post this stupid shit twice when it's an established fact the story's MC is an adult?
>>152421385But the title says that all the previous films lost money, you're proving that this journalist was lying.
>>152423893Really? All of the promo material has her looking and acting like a child.
Pixar, Dreamworks, and all of the other mainstream theatrical western studios are on the same level, if not lower, of Illumination for the better part of the past decade.
>>152417059/thread
>>152425456Is your brain fried or something?
>>152417053A losing streak of 1? 4chan really likes to forget Inside Out 2 exists.
>>152426132It's the word between "Studio's" and "Box"
>>152426155Ohright
>>152422995No one likes gay shit. It needed a rewrite.
I hope it can at least be and do ok. At this point they could make something on par with the original Toy Story and most would consider it a fluke rather than return to form. If Hoppers can just avoid being hated/forgotten and make just enough money to keep them trying original scripts over infinite sequels it will have done its job.
>>152425659Why are you so sensitive about this?
>>152422995>that it's a setup that seems more geared towards a tv series than a film.This has been a problem for a while and for many studios.
>>152417140What if animals had souls.
This looks like something Illumination would make: bug-eyed talking animals making obnoxious noises accompanied by slapstick and toilet humor. This is basically a woodland critter reskin of the Minions movie.
>>152424780>Pixar's 'Hoppers' could end the studio[Happy News]
I read the storytime (>>152379858), and the plot looked extremely run-of-the-mill. Granted, a good execution might help it punch above its weight and actually be good... But I also watched the trailer and I don't think that's going to be the case imo.
>>152417140Dreamworks comedies actually manage to be funny, sometimes. This is more like brainrot for toddlers that would force any adult to leave the room after 10 minutes to spare themselves.
>>152425456Western women do act like children even as adults
>>152424148You're pulling the "you can't like this adult character because they make me think of kids" argument.
>>152424148You seem confused. A western girl going to college is acting like a child. Alert the press. News flash: College is basically kindergarten for immature leftist idiots.
>>152425456Nothing in your post make sense. Are you an AI?
>>152419666Zootopia has furrybait character designs so it will survive purely off that. Never underestimate the patronage of furries.
>>152427097Why are you so retarded?