Post short and simple comic strips.https://x.com/BlenBodega/status/2019152681290682564
>>152426208They would make good parents. Aside from Elf's occasional tangents about 'certain groups'.
>>152426208Related
>>152426330Where's the joke?
>>152426351they are lesbians, they fuck each other, lesbians.
>>152426257OK. This one was actually funny.
>>152426393>draw female body>call the character a malei hate artists that do this
made it myself
>>152426428>female boy>flathuh
>>152426451Hips, anon. Hips don't lie.
>>152426333I love to walk giraffes
>>152426436Heh
>>152426330>>152426351>Gas station girl -_->Gas station girl... but Japanese ^_^
>>152426370I hope that lil nigga made it out ok, he seems chill
>>152426349this actually made me burst out laughing
>>152426630relatable. when i'm doing squats and lifts i like to imagine i'm spider-man trying to lift rubble.
>>152426464Is this more to your liking? I don't know why I even did this edit.
>>152426351The joke is that the artist doesn't know that 7-11 is huge Japan and they didn't need to switch convenience stores.
>>152426521Rude.
>>152426630?Asuka did not have a pleasant time piloting her Eva, no one did really.Gunbuster would have have been a better choice.
>>152426626I thought the mother dog was a jew at first
>>152426626I don't get it. The tradition came from dogs? So what?
>>152426698would be funnier if both were wearing dresses
>>152426804Ah ok I get it, there's non tradition, always has been a pretext.
I miss the golden age of Penny Arcade.
>>152426804The joke is that the dog’s breed is an Irish Setter and they’re looking for four leaf clovers
>>152426847Back before we knew the awful truth[Spoiler]bald[/spoiler]
>>152426349What would happen if you swallowed the pill ? would it just dissolve in your stomach acids
>>152426698huh, he looks even better this way
>>152426937You would be featured in a YouTube video about medical disasters.
>>152426886Ok, I was missing a piece of irl lore then, thanks.
>>152426208I chuckled
>>152426805I tried to give him similar dress.>>152426950I guess it because the proportion might look more natural as oppose to ballooned thighs. Not to shit on the artist, I myself can't draw.
>>152426370I bet he's sad he didn't get a chance to do the riddle
>>152426698Definitely an improvement.>>152427018And now it's perfect.
>>152427018Great work, anon
>>152426690slay
>>152427018now make them the simpsons
>>152426626fuck off
>>152426690>Black daughter and granddaughter>Is the zestiest white man in his platoonWhat did they mean by this?
>>152426750She had a pretty good time in EoE... briefly
>>152426999Which one of them is saying it?
>>152426436Kek.
>>152426698That hip to shoulder ratio does genuinely look a lot more boyish. Plus there's still room to be pillow resters. Granted, I'm not gay, so I don't know what homoboys are looking for in their bootylicious twinks or whatever the fuck.
>>152429934That boy ain't right.
>>152426208This version of the meme implies futa and mpreg
>>152426330They are now Indian men in both scenarios.
>>152426330is that a raccoon vs. a raccoon dog (aka raccoon, japan)?
>>152426691When using the rowing machine I imagine I'm a viking or ancient greek rowing into war. It works
>>152426208>ITT: "Whoops, all degeneracy!"And faggots here wonder why comics are failing
>>152426750>Gunbuster would have have been a better choice.???Noriko did not have a good time piloting the Gunbuster either. Did you even see the series?
>>152426370>>152427019https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2An273veARI
>>152426208When black dot eyes get too large I tend to just see them as empty holes.
>>152426937You'd become pregnant with a dinosaur.
>>152426330In Canada it would be some jeet sikh with a card skimmer.
>>152426257Inside of you right now there is a skeleton that's possessed by a ghost
>>152431726Worse; puppeteered by chains of meat controlled by the ghost.
>>152426441zoopals make eatingfun!
>>152426698Better, looks more like anime male instead of outright breeding hips hypersexo shortstack
>>152426370It's blow not speak, maybe whistle or even singyour retardation speaks volumes and moves me to whack you in the face, does that count
>>152428412Same thing happened to the earwig and the housefly.
>>152430857Hallucination or shapeshifter?
>>152432201latter
>>152430256I feel for cow but like just put the grass toppings once the pizza arrives, I'm sure there would be plenty of it.
>>152432201Shapeshifter. It was a big comic.I'm the reason he took down the /co/ and /d/ approved line on his site.
>>152432204i'm thinking it's specifically the character from that changeling comic with a million pages
>>152432270Rev up that lore, anon.
>>152426393>draw female body >call the character a male I love artists that do this
>>152430857Holy shit, now that's a blast from the past
>>152432685One day I will make Skyla real
>>152426239The joke is she ate laundry powder
>>152426333Why she turn into a llama
>>152432685Thread ruined
>>152426436I appreciate the artist drawing the culprit twice.
>>152432379What would you do in this theoretical situation?
>>152433994
>>152432962Brain freeze from ice cream
>>152426281Troon made this?
>>152426428>artists draws feminine boy>people tag it as futanariso common now it's fucking maddening
>>15242669007Simper fab
>>152433543What was the plan here exactly?
>>152428412i love these dumb punchlines
>>152428132Here you got. Brought back bigger thighs for comedic effect.
>>152432379>>152433994
>>152427018>>152434955Also I made tuxedo version just for fun.
>>152435153I fucking hate how hard this stupid comic makes me laugh
>>152432210It's just not the same
>>152430857What this the one where she swaps with his grandmother too?
>>152434329When your bitch made you a shit cake you eat it up and tell her it's good, then dick her down.
>>152434955KEK>>152435309Peak kobold appeal
>>152435473>Panel 4Explain
>>152426723But that only describes a straight line. I mean it can be used to describe the tangent of a curve but I don't see how that would tell her about the curvature itself.
>>152426208LolFunny elf makes silly face
GIWTWM
>>152437281Meanwhile, in reality:>hey>please leave me alone>o-okay
>>152436857Works every time
People often say that farts are the oldest form of humor.I disagree. I'd say it's making silly faces.
>>152435309>>152435799Honestly I think he looks better in tuxedo.
>>152437570
>>152435598I don’t get it, what’s the issue?
>>152438162Women who are into Sanrio are red flags because they're crazy as shit
The better elf comic(Actually I like 'em both but damn this one's been memoryholed bad)
>>152438523This pleases me.
>>152438523Why she looks like Lara Croft?
Lara Croft looks like her, duhhttps://elf-comic.webcomic.ws/
>>152438162The more plushies and hello kitty merch a woman owns the more unstable and insane she is, it's a fact.
>>152439349>>152438495Yeah but why is he thinking "run" insted of "damn that's hot"
>>152439349You vastly underestimate my loneliness and ability to put up with weird bullshit.
>>152439389He's already in the car while thinking "run"In a car driven by a mentally unstable womanMaybe it's just me but I don't find hot crashing at 80mph against a lamp post
>>152434955very cool anon, 10/simpsons
>>152437890lmao
>>152435598The last panel is sending mixed messages here, I feel like the punchline would make more sense if he wasn't in the car for that one
>>152438523I'm gonna need more of that cyclops lady.
>>152426257>five limbs
>>152433994lay the ayy
>>152439524I hope your tenacity and patience for bullshit isn't stored in your kidneys because you're gonna wake up without them
>>152435799>>152435309very good
>>152433994Slam Ayy Clam.
>>152426330>7-Eleven is owned by a Japanese company>Not having the Canadian working at Circle K, which is owned by a Canadian companyPour quoi? Tabernack!
>>152439389Would you want to fuck a girl who would try to circumcise you in your after you cum inside her
>>152442623*your sleep
>>152442623Having a psycho who tries to kill/mutilate me is, unironically, my deepest kink.Do you have ANY idea how IMPOSSIBLE it is to find a girl who’s actually willing to hold at knifepoint during sex, let alone cut/scratch/bite etc. ?Crazy is what I want. It’s all I want.
>>152435598this happened to me but with technicolored miniature horses instead of hello kitty
>>152426330I can’t remember the last time I went to a 7/11 and the cashier wasn’t Indian. Maybe like 2011?
>>152430857I remember this.What was the name of it again? Feels like it's been ages.
>>152426330Innacurate. The canadian isn't a middle aged indian man
>>152429934>art_trades.jpg
>>152433543
>>152440372momclops
>>152443111This comic is pretty good but its FUCKING INFURIATING to read.The continuity is thin enough without it shoving 3 pages of concept art in the middle of an action sceneFucking come on, man.
>>152443162I mean I see what you're saying but I think the comic lays down it's cards pretty early on. I bet you're still seething about the apprentice on Oglaf too
>>152443184Nah, man. I dig Oglaf, but this Elf Comic is going for continuity after like the first 10 pages.I'm on #133 right now and they've been on a whole fucking story arc that was just interrupted by 10 pages of kickstarter ads, 2 guest comics, 2 pages of a completely different side project all while drip-feeding in the actual pagesThey've got the patreon-crumb-feeding model down pat in 2015 somehow. It's asinine to read.
>>152427113I don’t think I’ve ever cared about the 180 degree rule before, but damn, this bothers me.
>>152431168Yeah, that’s what dirty stinky humies have instead of eyes. Just deep dark holes with nothing at the bottom ‘cause they got no souls.
>>152443111>TFW no giant cyclops mommy GF.
>>152435943She's looking for a Catholic guy
>>152443609
>>152443615
>>152443609Mappy's not a fascist. He doesn't even arrest Goro after Goro tries to kill him.
>>152442718it should've been me.
>>152435309Is there a version with them both in suits?
>>152442565This is the type of comic a redditor would "fix" on a polyamory sub by editing him inside the house in the last panel and retarded yuri niggers would go hell yeah in response not knowing they're dragging themselves to the level of a redditor.
>>152444025Just wait until I come home.
>>152444304Is the Redditor in the room with us right now?
>>152444545They are now that you're here yes.
>>152444553Damn, you really showed me. In all seriousness, having that place living in your head rent free cannot be healthy.
>>152444569It doesn't. It's just the easiest way to describe in one word someone obsessed enough to warrant 'fixing' a comic mocking yuricucks because they felt it offended them as a real world obese retard with a trans wife and obese wife in their thruple. I guess twitter would have also been acceptable.
>>152430241Probably the cleverest solution to the "wishing for more wishes" problem genies have
>>152437023If you squint at the fourth panel her mouth looks like a shiny black nose and she looks kinda like one of the dog people from the Goofy Movies.
>>152443609>>152443615>>152443619I'm enjoying these
>ITT: sophisticated comics for sophisticated adultsme gusta
>>152442565someone should redraw this with a girlfriend watching her boyfriend kiss another woman
>>152426330dyed hair is so nasty
>>152426281This has a sort of troon style, the characters all look like they use meth
>>152442735They're franchised. Of the two closest me, neither is staffed by Indians. One is a greasy wop dego family and the other are Turks. In fact, Indians here don't tend to run convenience stores in most of the city. Some are, but the vast majority of convenience stores are run by hispanics here.
>>152443162>art from the world of the story surrounding the core storyWtf is wrong with you, that sounds great. I love it when artists do that. Almost like they have fun drawing this shit or summin. Why the fuck do you need "continuity" so fucking badly you'd get rid of that?
>>152435473It's 2026, who the fuck doesn't have at least ONE Australium gun in TF2?
>>152445002>>152442735They own all of those by abusing minority owned business loans that never get paid back. They run at a loss then sell the business to a relative who also loads up on loans until they own huge franchise territories. Don't worry, the cost is put on you.
>>152445049Anon, go read the comic, it's been linked. The concept art isn't anything cool - Some of the regular pages have really awesome detailed scenes sort of like an ADnD Kill Six Billion Demons, but the concept art is all just single character figure study stuff. It straight up sucks and has no business being in the middle of an action sequence.
>>152426750>Asuka did not have a pleasant time piloting her Eva, no one did really.No, Asuka definitely loved piloting her Eva.What she hated was losing. Dealing with Zeruel and Arael back to back did a real number on her psyche.
>>152426208O N E NE
>>152438162Obsession with plushies is a coping mechanism.I want you to imagine the male equivalent of a dude decorating the interior of his car with something similar. Doesn't matter what hobby or fandom, just imagine it.
>>152442735This is true in tokyo too
>>152442664You have the self preservation instints of a boiled broccoli
>>152445542>You have the self preservation instints of a boiled broccoli
>>152444025>>152444456Here you go.
Author is a character designer, so every few pages there's... character designs. There's some slight adherence to plot, but the guy's just basically drawing what he likes, it's an amusing shitpost of a comic and there's no percentage in being assblasted because it doesn't hold to a plotline, because it never promised to do so
>>152429817I wish I had a halfling gf
>>152433543That's not fucked up at all, just lightly smushed, like she accidentally dropped it onto the table from too high up. Fucked up is if she accidentally used concrete mix instead of flour, or tried to bake it for half the time at twice the temperature.
>>152445729Anon, you don't get it.When women say shit like that, they want you to comfort them and reassure them that the cake really isn't that bad.They'll struggle against your words and won't agree with you, but it's their feelings that they care about, not the facts.
>>152445665Last update 2022
>>152442623There are chicks who won't?
>>152429817Real wizzas know what's up
>>152442623if she doesn't lop a bit off the top every thrust like a pencil sharpener then that pussy is LOOSE
>>152445063...I...I don't know how to get one ..>>152445099
>>152429817>>152445929Wizzas act like this and then complain when they get smitten by a paladin.
>>152426802based beetlemoses
>>152429817kek
>>152437554Did you know that during the first 24 hours or so after a baby is born, it will copy faces made at it? My grandfather made it a point to stick his tongue out at all of us and get a picture of us doing it back.The only evidence I ever had that he had a sense of humor, so I think I agree with you.
>>152447674Tell your grandfather or any available associate of his that I deeply respect anyone who shows any inquisitive and intelligent approach to life like that.If they ask who the hell you're talking about and why, tell them there is no further context or elaboration to be had and they'll just have to go on living knowing an enigmatic person holds them in higher regard than the common man.Those like them are in fact why all of us are here now with all the knowledge and conveniences we take for granted.
>>152426333Did the Wanshang Dhole get her?
>>152429817Necromancy is not real magic and is an abomination in the eyes of all creation. Necromancers deserve to be shunned and mocked.
>>152431726That's why I pack on as much muscle as possible. Gotta weight that fucker down so he can't get up to shenanigans
>>152447885Varies from setting to setting, in some they're just working a school of magic like any other, in Arcanum for instance literally all healing magic is necromancy, and in Diablo it's neutral leaning good, and the first magic invented by the first human.
>>152448577Uhhh...this is a blue board sirJannies?
>>152444923Agreed, we need more cuckqueen comics
>>152447885All magic is an abomination, universes are better off when its purged entirely.
>>152449046don't be a jew anon just tell him to spoiler the pic next time
>>152438162tranny
>>152449099Hello Mossad?Theres this guy beaing antisemetic on a anonymus mongolian basket weaving forum, can you please blow up his Phone?
>>152443619Where can I find these?
>>152449156fuck you, I just bought it yesterday
>>152440401What. you've never seen an elf with a third leg?
>>152449224Only futa.
>>152449224do you mean a pickle surprise?
>>152445063I don't (i dont want one because theyre gay and ugly)
>>152444545Looking at what some posters claim to be funny ITT, absolutely.
>>152426351I think that's the joke of the thread
>>152440401Got a problem?
>>152448577
>>152450126What a fucking treacherous parasite.
>>152426301It's only funny if you make the voices racist in your head
>>152428412does anyone have any bedbug torture videos i fucking hate these things they ruin my life
>>152426847TOO MANY WORDSPENNY ARCADE, KILL YOURSELF
>>152442751i saved it from 4chan, but a google search indicates it to be "lemonfront"
>>152451985"Lemonfont"
>>152452377Argentina is literally going to kill him after the shit he said about them
>>152452377Love for what? Twerking? Gays? Does Pizzacake even understand spanish?
>>152426698sssssex
>>152426281I actually like the style…
>>152452524What did he say?
