Magic WWands EditionQOTT: What concept or idea from a fan adventure do you think would have improved Homestuck if it were canon?Last Dream Bubble >>15241488
LOL oopsie I messed up the link to last thred >>152414884
Second post for spiders8reath
>>152431553third for prospitcest
>roxy threadWhat a coincidence. I just finished this Roxy edit from last thread.
>>152431553>QOTT: What concept or idea from a fan adventure do you think would have improved Homestuck if it were canon?More exploitation of the sburb systems. Hussie experimented with it during act 1 but never again.>>152431628Where's the fortnite bush
>>152431628Based
>>152431628FUUUUUUCK I NEED TO EAT HIS PUSSY SO BAD LET ME EXPLORE THE JUNGLE PLEASE
This Lalondecest moment lives in my head rent free
>>152431655You could always explore through my jungle we can be friends :)
>>152431553really would love to see what a normal game of sburb is like. With a full exploration of mechanics and possible world buildingOr better yet have all of the beta kids interact in person before ACT FUCKING 6.THATS MY BIGGEST PROBLEM WITH HOMESTUCKhomestuck is a story about online friends teaming up and becoming real friends, learning that despite being losers with no friends, their actually all important and special and cool! Its a childs power fantasy. And asside from my problems with deconstructing such a thing in the way homestuck did. We NEVER get to fully FULLY indulge in the fantasy long enough for the deconstruction to hit as hard as it should. The only reason it ever got that effect is because ass fans we used fanart and fanfiction to fill in the blanks hussie left.In harry potter, basically the ENTIRE first book is just spent going "wow this is so cool, harry gets to go to a cool school meet new friends and be special!" and it carries that book because kids and even adults really, wanna live vicariously through that! They wanna know be able to FEEL what that would be like through the text or image!
>>152431681lemme pour fuel oin the lalondecest fire
>>152431692>give your mother a kiss>I-uh.>Maybe.Bro I'm going to explode I am fucking VIBRATING.
>>152431724its a very cute ship lol just let them mack on eachother.
>>152431741Once again cucked. Rose Lalonde cannot be faithful one bit
>>152431752rose lalonde being a serial cheater is the best thing the epilouges have given useither that or showing how cool alt callie is,
Since Roxy bush was posted I wish to say something.Imagine the bush on Bellan's manpussy.
>>152431782I want the clown cat's hairy pussy instead DESU.
To anyone who has read Drinking Problem, what are your thoughts on my beautiful wife Romana Nekriw?
>>152431764Kanaya has to get therapy from karkat at this point man
>>152431782>>152431792Has the artist drawn any lewds with his trolls yet or do I have to pay Moonrunes and Tridesert to do it?
>>152431946shes into it i can assure you. unless we wanna subscribe to my shitty kanaya /ss/ fanfic idea in which they both compete to cuck eachother
>>152431981I want this fucker to spread his legs and beat him meat on camera.
>>152431981Drawing lewds of them is on the list. What kind of stuff would you guys be interested in seeing of any of them?
>>152431922Bimbo
these three won the last poll: most fuckable trolls. i'll make a new poll later.
>>152432051Bellan showing off his hairy cunt for Trollstagram then next to it Camron taking the laziest nudes with his boner in the mirror?Or they in the middle of average Troll hyperviolence?
>>152432051Wot's the list?
>>152432078i made a silly poll. be honest /hsg/ this is important for homestuck measureshttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXev9Jyehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXev9Jyehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXev9Jye
absurdly funny to me that make her pay which is one of my favorite flashes in the whole comic is preceded by THIS page of all things
my zodiac is leo!! I got a true Leo. i am very outgoing. my classpect is maid of heart.jeez.
>>152432139are you nepeta irl? do you ship and stuff? explain your classpect, i'd love to know, nepetanon
>>152432139i was just reading your post on the past thread. very cute hahaha. im a true cancer acording to extended zodiac . (i disagree but i still say it anyway)
>>152432147oh hey, i'm also a true cancer. what's your classpect anon?
>>152432166i dunno. Cant really say i think about it much. I always get true cancer when i take that quiz. But i personally believe i am a witch of breath.but i guess if im not maybe im a prince of blood.
>>152432139Nepeta what do you have to say about the comments your moirail has made regarding lower castes?
>>152432173 when i say i dont think about it much, i mean classpecting myself if i really am a blood.
>>152432145>>152432147I love animals! I have a rabbit and I love figuring out what she is thinkin.I dunno! im also the neighborhood therapist which sucks. I hate it.;___;
>>152432173very interesting anon, especially when both your classpect suggestions are breath bounded in ways.
>>152432186Seer of Heart lol, either that or Sylph if you're nosey. also lovely rabbit, what's her name?
>>152432199her name is lulu!! she is a lilac! I adore her.
>>152432180Could Nepeta defend what Equius did to Aradia?
>>152432209 i adore her too, tell her i love her :))))
>>152432191i always think of myself as breath bound. Maybe its because im like autistic or something. So i have always been moving to the beat of my own drum. i suppose the witch class plays into that. In my head i construct a narrative of the free and isolated person, seperated from society. In fact when i was younger i lived in rural areas.the fun thing about classpects is that i dont have to be exactly like the description to be it. its all about the narrative the author or skaia creates for you. \maybe if im a prince of blood i seek to destroy the social binds that permeate my world because of my inability to understand them and my own pride.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l6wxOKK9FE
>>152432191>>152432199>>152432209>>152432222 very cool ribbit dude! And nice, cool to see heart players who ARENT evil.
>>152432222she loves you too!
>>152432235how'd you know i'm a heart player?? are you a spy or something...>>152432227the first makes sense actually and i quite like that description>>152432248d'awwwwww
Choose your 'Naya
UGH!!!Im so ANGRY at csp right now!!!!it always messes up my comic panels and then its too far back to undo it and it just makes me so upset cause its only on one layer!!!! I cant fix it!!!! Im SO lucky that i took a screenshot earlier. I can just use that for the fic. But still >:,(((im upset at you csp...
>>152432255
>>152432255sexo
>>152432255this is a beautiful outfit
mfw
>>152432275shh shh, i'm sorry prospitcest anon, here i'm petting your cheek, i hope you feel better about this conundrum
>>152432255AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
>>152432283ok well now i do,art induced temper tantrums are lame anyway. I have a comic to finish!
thank you anon :p
>>152431553whiteboard link https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802magmahttps://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
Prisounebound updated! Mallum and Ellith have been papping this whole time.https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=840
>>152432298>>152432291<3!
>>152432287I feel you anon
goon night anons
>>152432341good night anon :))
someone posted this in the prev thread and it made me so sad...awwww karkat...
Please... I beg you /hsg/... Post Junice....
>>152432423She isn't that interesting/we hardly had any meaningful panels with them
ok hsgi did it. chapter 2 is done. unfortunately for you all you dont get to read it yet because i haven't given it a proper proofreading yet. (i know isnt that amazing concept, actually double checking your work) also because im nervous and i dont want to dissapoint you all. Ill be honest, it has half the drawings as last chapter. And i reused a panel and edited it for 2 of those, so the drawing amount has plummeted, not entirely for lack of trying, but its been a week, and honestly i don't think this chapter NEEDS more. next chapter will have wayyy more drawings i hope. but yeah people really loved the first chapter which suprised me in many ways. So im hoping this chapter can be almost as good. So i can keep this momentum going.
have a good night prospitcest nation.i eep now
The houses need a big fuckass canvas and I severely understimated the amount of work required
>>152432442We gots her time with Sheol.
Rate the elderly trolls.
>>152432525>britsh grandpawhat does that entail?
>>152432546Beans for dinner
Old Kanaya owns my dick. I have a weakness for that specific archetype of hot grandma.
>>152432308She needed it, she was seriously upsetThat's some moirail, he murdered her pet and got away with it just by calming her down
Another update without her...
I like to think that at some point on the cruise trip the others decided to hold a seance for John, in the off-hand case that he died in a ditch somewhere. To their surprise something did appear, a half-melted skeleton with a spooky spectral eye, only appearing for a second and saying nothing before fading away. The others decided to not do any more seances because that was creepy as shit.What they didn't know was that was John's soul, eaten away by Lord English's narrative poison, slowly melting until there's nothing left of him. The others continue to remain oblivious of his death, even many years later.
>>152432571Moonrunes is lulling us into a state of pet murder acceptance. Pray for the next time we see him and his lusus.
>>152432525>gilf kanaya
>be me>be bored>decide to write some fanfiction on /trash/>end up writing a fanfic where Rose Lalonde is in love with Kanaya and they have sex all the time>decide it's not good enough, so I make it into a story where Rose gets raped by other characters and then gets raped again when she goes to bed at night>the rape was the best thing that happened to her because she got pregnant from it, making her
>>152432710>making herMaking her what anon? Do tell
>>152432710Kanaya. Cucked. Again.Cuckqueen at this point its her fetish
TriDesert If you are here, can you tell Nellie that I love her? That would be nice.. Moonrunes, If you are here, can you tell Korpisssssss that his haircut is stupid looking, thanks! Goodnight hsg
>>152432710you gonna link it or not?
>>152432731>nellie
>>152432737
>>152432724cuckqueens are pretty hot imo. a woman who is INTO her partner cheating, is, mmm, a lot better than ntr shit, yeah>nta
>>152432724>Cuckqueen at this point its her fetishThat's true for all Sylphs btwYes, Aranea would gladly watch Meenah fuck Jake.
>>152432525very nice, warms my heart. That being said gilf kanaya got me acting unwise
Whover took hunk john away from me needs to die for real.
>>152432796Hunk, Bara, Chris redfield john died with Toblerone. Unless your a whiteboard hsg user
I like her more now.
>>152432803Those whiteboard johns are not sexy i want my yaoi john back. I miss my boy.
>>152432808What type of yaoi are you talking about?
>>152432803>BaraJohn is NOT a homosexual.
>>152432812Mostly like that god tier pic I just posted, hunky, a healthy strapping young lad but I'm not THAT picky. Skinny goofy nerds are good too.
>>152432819Cant you be a bara and not be a homosexual?>>152432824Just be a jake fan at that point
>>152432804For me personally she's one of the highlights in BC. She's my favourite in the main comic and continues to be my favourite in BC
>>152432131When Homestuck was good
>>152432826Jake fucking sucks and is ugly and annoying. Hes nothing like my boy
>>152432826>Cant you be a bara and not be a homosexual?By definition it's stuff made to appeal to actual gay guys, it just so happens to be feature hunks who like to fuck each other in the ass because that's what that demographic digs, and I have a feeling John wouldn't be too much into the second part.
>>152432038I hope the drawfag drops the lore on this catman soon, I enjoy this thing a lot.
>>152432051The sloppiest creampie having sex you can draw please. Plenty of ball smacking and pussy juice being flung everywhere from said balls smacking into his thighs.Don't forget the ahegao and post sex cuddles. Disengage safety protocols.
>>152432472d/o you think that afte/r waking up jad/e with kisses on he/r neck he sneakily slides under he/r sheet to cudd/le with he/r on the morning
>>152431651>>152431655>samefag trying to gaslight that his revolting tranny art isn't revoltinglol.
>>152433035silence nigger.
What would Cody's mom be like in the Beta timeline?
>>152431553Terezi doesn't have kismesis relationship w gamzee so daverezi will be canon forever
>>152433276Me and my wearable pool floaty.
>>152431922Love this slut >>152432255Love this slut>>152432423Love this slut
>>152432639We could have had her but noooooo the botters had to spam the group with the characters we just got a big story dump for. t.magentaGOD
>>152432129im bi what do i answer
>>152433421Slutanon...
>>152432353cringe
>>152433512Maybe Wait you can poll's closed
good morning hsg. having my breakfast and getting ready for the job.
Yoooo check this ou- oh my god.
>>152433519SLUTSI LOVE SLUTSPOST MAOR
FINE I'LL POST MYT OWN
>>152433905She's like 4 feet tall and a rustie. She'd be physically powerless against your advances..
>>152433918this is the only kind of eri shota that exists talk about a monkeys paww
>>152433929and I would be powerless against heror ratherI would not be able to stop myself
>>152432353>SpongeBob has to go all that way just to get to work every dayGrim
Huh that's all I have
So where's the crossover fanventure where Renity and Romana have a fifty page + flash long sloppy makeout sesh
>>152433995Sounds gay
>>152433995Good question, except instead of making out it should be slutty rave dancing.
>>152434067HERESY
now even more people
>>152434290would do all aside from TT
>>152434290That blood player looks like they're either up for some harmless vandalism or trying to break into the closest municipal building because they think they saw scales on the receptionists' hand last time they went in to debate a parking ticket.
>>152434334me when it's opposite day:
>>152434399I ain’t gonna get cucked
>>152434411you when it's opposite day:
>>152434419*rapes you*
>>152434427hardcore
>>152434427*unrapes myself* (it's opposite day)
Why are you all raping yourselves when we could be ogling hot sluts?
>>152434290official namingsIrene RigelTsurugi Okiyoshizeme/Hina Okiyoshizeme (im not telling who is clone)Tweny Tension (AU clone)/Tweneth IntensionDeidre O'BarilGizzandra GodoJude Foulson/Jude Amarie (pre- and post-time travel shinenigans)Charlotte Tension
>>152434544Another day... another Rose yearning...
what this says about (you), anon?
Good morning HSG!I hope you are having or will have a good day :))) because I think most of you are swell.
>>152434770I'm the Warrior of Charisma>>152434778And good morning to you too anon, I hope you have a lovely day, drink some cold water
>>152432826I have said it before but I think kinda hunk John is a very funny yet strangely appealing possible future for John. I think more than anything I want his face to always have a boyish quality. Im john has a boyish charm inherent in his personality. At heart he's a goofy kid and I don't want that to be lost. So he should have soft eyes and a round face whether he has a buff body or is skinny and lanky.
>>152434856Explain??? and classpect?
>>152434770I did cyberstalk a schizo last week and I'm the type to know useless shit like edibility of random things humans normally don't eat, so it checks out.
>>152434877Seer of Light>Explain??? Because why not
>>152434770Yeah I do be like that
>>152434891>Seer of Light>"Because why not"Checks out, let me fuck you Rose Lalonde
>>152434988YEAHHHHHH
>>152434997
>>152435049>ask politelythats our girl
>>152434976Seethe.
>>152435074This could be us but you playing...
>>152435074Very bratty.
>>152435060
>>152435049>>152435090John is so pure he's the only one who can make ab incest ship wholesome Very good boy best friend / lover / brother
>>152433918Why are the beforans like this?
>>152435119im so normal about this gif>>152435234if i had a nickle for every homestuck image of a dancestor molesting the younger one i would have 2 nickles, which isnt a lot but strange that it happened twice.
>>152435234>>152435244i want a dancestor to fuck me, not molest. if you're gonna go that far, then at least have the decency to smash, MEENAH.
just came home wtf is this ship i foun/d
>>152435382i have no idea what to make of this. its kinda cute tho.
>>152435382This fandom was based for all the crackshipping desu
>>152435382There's crack shipping then there's throwing darts at a board. Nepeta tier
>>152435460nepeta is aawsome so this ship is awwsome
>>152435460>there's crack shipping and then there's crack shipping
>>152432139I am also a true leo except I'm a borderline shut-in. Funny how that works.
Nothing in the world can pull me out of Lily
>>152435567She has absorbed your biomass and you now exist as a pair of vestigial organs hanging from her side
>>152435620did you draw this if so very awsome dude :))
>>152435382Dave is literally "lowest common denominator the character" when it comes to pairings. Why are you pretending to be shocked? You're not fooling anyone
>>152435631It is now yours as wellGood day
>>152433918>>152435234Is there a single beforan who wouldn't successfully molest his/her alternian dancestor?
>>152435619>>152435631There's anglerfish that do that. Very hot
>>152435755ironically i think it would be muelin nepeta could probobly either read her intentions well, or would be the one doing the grooming herself lol
>>152435755Kankri wouldn't actually be able to do it. Karkat is too spicy
>>152435755Mituna can't overcome Solluxs' psiionic abilities
>>152435781Nepeta wouldnt groom. It ruins the magic of shipping if you try to force it
>>152435460Yeah, can you imagine shipping Dave with some insecure posturing guy preoccupied with romance he has zero shared interests, very little chemistry and next to no meaningful interactions with? Surely nobody in Homestuck fandom would be tasteless enough to do something that retarded.
>>152435627nah i didnt draw it, found it in these threads
>>152435781Meulin's Mage of Heart powers would make it hapen i think
>>152435884Mage powers seem to always come with a monkey's paw tho
>>152435946well yes the monkey's paw is the incest/grooming
>>152435784>implyingKankri already verbally dominated and molested Karkat during openbound. Just look at this pic. This is the face of a powerless boy getting verbally rawed by his creepy daddy-son shoving big juicy monologues up his tight little ear canals.
>>152435972this has to be the worst thin6 i've read on this site ever
>>152435984I bet anon could make it worse if you'd like
>>152435984Saying this while you absolutely have said worse is interesting, serketanon
>>152436080i literally haven't thou6h? nothin6 i've ever said in my entire life has or will 8e worse than that lol
>>152435984>>152436019Pictured: Karkat witnessing his dancestor's BBC(Big Beforan Commentary) for the first time
>>152436092i'm not even gonna prove you wrong, you're a hopeless nigga.
>>152436108come on anon that's no fun. i was hopin6 to en6a6e in SOME sort of discussion here at least, since no one's talkin6 a8out anythin6. can't you humor me a little? please?
>>152436126pr/obably you/r vents. but i woul/d like to d/iscuss about you/r d/ay an/d hopefuly humo/r you as while at it. d/rank any coffee tod/ay? how was you/r d/ay? mad/e you/r be/d?
>>152436126>>152436219gay.but also no, was referring to the whole /r9k/ thing, couldn't care much about the venting shit.
>>152436219oh yeah. i mean i still don't think that's as 8ad. 8ut whatevs. Anyways, no i haven't drank any coffee, and yes, i've made my 8edMy day thou6h, havin6 8asically just started, is fine. i'm workin6 on desi6nin6 fantrolls and/or fankids. for fun, i 6uess>>152436236ohhhhh that. okay, i can see may8e how it's a little fucked up, 8ut like 86% of the time they aren't in some "childhood sexual trauma thread", 8ut in a thread a8out, and fetishizin6 incest. like if they felt shitty a8out it and posted it in a safe(r) space, like... not a 8latant fetish thread then i'd a6ree that it's fucked up
>>152436236Gotta unwrap her to I can cum on those disfigurements
>>152436264would she let you thou6h
>>152436264based only issue is that she'd only let me do that. sorry anon.
>>152435731>>152436340Retcon should have brought back everyone killed in murderstuck just to make this ship canon.
sex with every single fem cherub in this image
>>152436389Your banging your cherub babe and she passes out. Then her brother wakes up. What do?
>>152436405keep going.
>>152436405nta 8ut i'd 8eat him unconscious
>>152436258>desi6nin6 fantrolls and/or fankidsthats interr/esting. d/o you have any classes, outfits or if they ar/e tr/olls, sign, typing quirk etc?>>152436236hes my str/aight boyfr/iend who i am par/asocial with.
>>152436405The trick is fucking a cherub pair with two sisters
>>152436405Depends, does he want to top or bottom?
HI HSG!!!!Chapter 2 is done!!!!I am very nervous to release it. I am afraid that without the prospect of lots of kissing and stuff people wont be interested in reading. But i hope you like it regardless. This is an ongoing story of course so this is but a small piece! And i hope that i can make more fun stuff for you all Here is a sneak peak guys!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-JDjUCbMZE3ob_w8_KX1NE-OBG7KA6CPoL4UmVXcHmo/edit?usp=sharingIM SO DUMB I FORGOT THE LINK HERE YOU GO
honk honk
>>152432525
>>152436749What's his favorite card game?
>>152436791he loves yugioh.he still plays tearlaments tho
>>152436709I want to have sex with that
>>152436799Not thread related but I still find it hard to imagine how they'll ever powercreep full power Tearlament
>>152436954tear 0 is basically a different card game. So no ittle never be power crept, but there will come a time where different decks can battle against and possibly defeat it in the future.or maybe it never will and it will live in infamyAnd then old man Sollux can be playing against some kids who dont know any better and make them suffer because he didnt tell them kit was banned.
>>152436920I concur.
>>152436459well all i have so far are:Pai6e: A Pa6e of Ra6e and also a 6uy. chumhandle: remoteAccess [RA] (may8e)Cassie: Pai6e's friend. also a 6irl. chumhandle: ghostlyEidolon [GE]. That's all I have for her loland for some trolls (their themin6 is just exponentially increasin6 num8ers (1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64) i have:>Unarie Monosiscrappy underdog and also a rustblood. Her f1rst name 1s based on the word "unary" and her last 1s based on the word "mono" and "i" the roman numeral for 1. her horn 1s just the number 1, bas1cally. her typ1ng qu1rk 1s just... the number 1 be1ng replaced w1th "i".trolltag: directEngagement [DE]>Unoone Hexiusa 6entle 61ant, and an 1nd16o blood. His name (Unoone) is literally "Uno" and "one" with h1s last name mean1n6 six, as in "hexa-". in laytroll's terms, he's a h1mbo. Red with Unarie and Pale with a purpleblood 1 haven't 6otten 1nto yet. Also k1nd of try1n6 to ausp1ct1c1ze between the two of them. 16 typ1n6 qu1rk. obv1ously. trollta6: mountainousIncline [MI]>Senavi Quadristupid idiot. bimbo. Page of Light. Maybe. Quirk also undecided. Aside from being a violetblood, having a 64 theme, and having the trolltag seafoamElegance [SE], I really don't know. She's the moirail or matesprit to some of the other trolls i haven't detailed yetI have like... 4 other trolls but this is 6ettin6 lon6.8asically i wanted the three of them to have their trollta6 initials to 8e "DEMISE" 8ecause i'm 6oin6 to KILL them all off. and plus i also wanna draw them
they are herehttps://www.makeship.com/products/eridan-plushiehttps://www.makeship.com/products/feferi-plushie
why are they censorin6 her. also i'm cuttin6 a hole in the 8ottom of it when i 8uy it
>>152437235First two plushies to sell 5 max
>>152437269It's a new way to hide the plushie's appearance for Makeship. It is all mosiac now instead of the shadow silhouette
>>152437108>their trollta6 initials to 8e "DEMISE" 8ecause i'm >6oin6 to KILL them all off
>>152437306that's so 6ay. they should just show it
how is everyone this afternoon.I am doing well myself :)Make sure to drink water
>>152437235why isn't the homestuck twtte account talking about it?
>>152437376But then it will increase chances of bootlegs, which is a no-no.>>152437396Guess they want to wait until the Dave Strider Youtooz figure campaign is done before talking about it. One things for sure is that something related to Valentines Day will be the trailer.
>>152437235I've never realized this until now but>Aradia and Sollux were sold together>so were Rose and Kanaya>but also John and Vriska>and now also Eridan and Feferi
>>152437507i 6uess it makes the ships canon
>>152437507Yeah, I had noticed it too. With Karkat having a planned re-release soon, it's likely him and Jade plushie for Jadekat.
>>152434770Its true i barely understand the classpecting scene without needing to google it 9 times out of 10, and i do ramble quite a bit by using like (these for example despite the fact i can just use another sentence instead of) )>>152434794Baki Hanma but as john egbert is what your asking? Picrel
Drinking 5 cans of Canada Dry and turning into hsg.
>>152437583No no no. Think like Goku Goku has a soft kind face with big round eyes and a kind smile. John should be like that too. He should be very approachable. And I feel like his normal outfit should almost hide his impressive body
>>152437108you put a lot of thought on the meanings but the char/acters itself seem so nothing.>scrappy underdog and also a rustbloodokay.>a 6entle 61ant, and an 1nd16o bloodthats liter/aly equius.>stupid idiot. bimbo. Page of Light. Maybeokay so just a gener/ic bimbo.see if you look fr/om anothe/r lens it just seems so tipical and bor/ing. your/e d/oing gr/eat it just needs more thought on the per/sonalities.
>>152437576did you piss all over the jpg before sending it? why is it so yellow lol
>>152437608I see now,,,
>>152437630Oh my god it's beautiful
>>151288069It was leaked 3 months back. EriFef releasing on 13th this month and ships on May 31st. And Jade and Karkat 2.0 happening on April 17th and ships on Aug 2nd.
>>152437642JadeKatGODS...
>>152437586Congrats
made this
i mean this
Sucking kanaya's sagging tits...
>>152437676I'm glad someone subscribes to my Kanaya has saggy weird tits (that doesn't mean their bad tho. )
>>152437611yeah, i know. really, i was envisionin6 a story (i AM a visionary after all), and these three are essentially fodder. 8ut also the 6entle 6iant indi6o8lood would 8e... not like Equius. Like, ima6ine Kronk from the emperor's new 6roove, 8ut also am indi6o8lood. 8ut yeah i 6et what you're sayin6. they're still a work in pro6ress thou6h so y'know
>>152437685you're probably into grannies. you fucking wweirdo. you freak. you wwant to havve sex wwith demented old wwomen. probably men too.
>>152437672sexo>>152437676even more sexo
>>152437635John even has his anger moments where he gets shit done like goku. While also being angry he does has his comedic moments like goku smacking some sense into freiza literally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ7XGZ04Fgc
>>152437705Man it ain't even like that. Kanaya is just a weird lanky woman. She has a weird body type a weird personality. She's just weird and kinda demented. Why do you think rose likes her.
>>152437612idk sometimes artists make strange choices
>>152437719Honestly if I classpectrd Goku he would likely be an heir of breath himself. He is not very passive at all. The only difference is that Goku has an extreme passion for training which makes people think he's more active than he actually is. So yeah John is basically Goku.
>>152437746I meant to say he isn't active at all
New poll: Most FUCKABLE and PLOWABLE and MADE for BED BREAKING SEX: Human edition.https://strawpoll.com/xVg71vYrMyrhttps://strawpoll.com/xVg71vYrMyrhttps://strawpoll.com/xVg71vYrMyr
gayshit i drew
>>152437765I voted for John and Dave. I really would like to *ahem* be intimate with them. Even more than the girls.
>>152437728The ugly esoteric type sexy... She is like wine the more she gets older the hotter...>>152437746Imagine Goku is a witch or page of breath. If i remember correct there was like a whole image of classects done on hsg but the anon stopped posting a bunch of threads ago>>152437761Its what a change in class does to people despite being the same aspect
>>152437788Goku is not manipulative at all really. He is about as whimsical and fun loving as John. He is just more meat headed in his approach but that doesn't necessarily mean he's more active. Like. When you think about it heir is the only thing he could be. Because he doesn't struggle with being free. Luffy is a lord of breath full stop.
>>15243776511... hehe
>>152437839Picking between the beta group is so hard I want all of them hehehehe But yeah John and Dave got my tastes best
>>152437765>so far no votes for jakeLOL
>>152437828Ykno what ive been blinded by the light i havent realized that two heir of breaths can do different things. John has universe manipulation while Goku uses his aspect to challenge the world
>>152437873>even though he's considered the sexiest man on earth in post canon
>>152437887Exactly. It's all about difference in temperament. Goku is a martial artist and John is a normal guy. So their powers manifest in different ways. But in the end it's all the same. They both are guided by the winds to wherever they need to go. And often times places where they don't need to go. They have fun. Make friends, do good things not out of any real sense of needing to be a hero but because it's nice to. And generally be cool.
>>152437900crockercorp psyop.
>>152437765roxyjaneroxyjaneroxyjanero
>>152437718there's cute panels in Summerteen Romance
>>152437939i know! i loved it when i first read it. i really love how feferi looks in the comic. in fact, everyone looks good in the style, but feferi the most. pure sexo.
>>152437913The winds guided goku into somehow getting blood aspect too. (through his bonds his ultimate freedom the super saiyan god was granted)
>>1524379256od i love yuri
>>152437986maybe if ssg was actually his ultimate form but it really isnt so unfortunantly i can only see it as a foot note. tho this whole aspect thing breaks down in super. mostly because its a terrible manga/show with horrible writing. Througout the original dragon ball manga tho i can confidently say goku is an heir of breath
>>152438003Honestly i was gonna write up a whole paragraph about goku being also blood aspect due to things hes done in og and Z but then im just gonna chalk it up to vegeta being the blood aspect due to "At their worst they can be sullen, unkind, and set-in-their-ways" Vegeta is one of the main reasons he is as strong as today. But i can still write out that paragraph on why the breath aspect allows goku to break the game system to be double aspected
>>152438022femcel artstyle
>>152437986he's so hot its unreali want to smell his anus right after he takes a shit
>>152438131I know your fetish posting but body odor comes from what food they eat. I wonder what the trolls would smell like from what they eat as a society? Do they smell like onions like the americas or like beans from the brits?
who and why
>>152437774Looks like something from a shitty gay melodramic webcome about trauma from getting diddled women would masturbate to while talking how sad it makes them feel.
>>152437688a bit late but just wante/d to say that you'r/e in the r/ight d/irection.
>>152436670>>152436687>DAVESPRITE: you can extract that shit better than i can>DAVESPRITE: like some sort of gay batmanKek I love that orange feathery assholeAlso I really the panel you've just posted in the comic, it's pretty aesthetic
>>152437586Good
>>152438156Nta but they probably smell like raw additives
>>152438173i wonder why they all draw like that
>>152438224Me>whyWhy the fuck not? He's subby and canonically has round shapely assets. Why should I pretend he's not highly fuckable just because he's a tard?
>>152437765>jake 1 votewhere did we go wrong, pagebros....
>>152438282Last minute addition. So last minute I completely neglected to take out the now redundant but about me not adding an illustration for that scene. Even tho I did. I still am a lazy asshole tho. Also yeah I really love that davesprite like. I want to insert him more into this 3 years story because the original comic shafts him. And also because this version of Dave is highly implied to have engaged in incest himself. So he can be both a semi antagonistic force confronting John and Jade on their little secret affair and also be semi supportive cause like "fuck dude I ate out rose so hard and I'm never gonna be able to do that again so maybe my anger is more jealousy"
>>152438393dirk...
I ffound this relic ffrom 2011https://www.deviantart.com/sarakithetiger/art/banana-tavros-lol-259305225
>>152438439I dont want to be on miss meenah's seadweller island :(
>>152438439
>>152437765I'm curious, why did you guys vote for the character you did?
>>152438464>143 views>account based in russia>innactive since 2011i wish i knew her back then...
>>152438498The lalondes.
>>152438403If Pages have a million people wishing to fuck them, then I am one of them. If Pages have ten people wishing to fuck them, then I am one of them. If Pages have has only one person wishing to fuck them then that is me. If nobody wants to fuck Pages, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against pagefucking, then I am against the world.
>>152438498Im attracted to characters that act like Dave and John. Their very charming to me. And not to sound like an insane weirdo. But I have tendency to want to baby characters. Especially like Dave.
>>152438456dirk freckles...jane dimples...
>>152438587what exactly do you mean by baby them??
>>152438498because dirk is CANONICALLY a freak in the sheetsand roxy is very enthused and easy-going and love-crazy so she'd rock your world too
>>152438587How about Dave babying John?
>>152438611Telling Dave everything is gonna be ok and hugging and cuddling him mostly. Showing in affection and gifts and doing whatever he wants.
>>152438643I don't like this. This kinda goes into fetish territory I didn't really mean when I said babying.I just want them to be happy
>>152438581I'm a lightbound scorpio so close enough.
>>152438498roxy and dirk because theyre both weirdo sex perverts :)
>>152438656>>152438670okay you redeemed yourself, i mean who doesn't want cuddles and gifts?
>>152438653wow, rude
>>152438643Kill yourself.
>>152438406>And also because this version of Dave is highly implied to have engaged in incest himself. So he can be both a semi antagonistic force confronting John and Jade on their little secret affair and also be semi supportive cause like "fuck dude I ate out rose so hard and I'm never gonna be able to do that again so maybe my anger is more jealousy"inb4 chapter 100 after everyone reunites escalates into simultaneous strilonde and engleyckert orgies
>>152438680Reverse this.
>>152438620what about jane?
Good afternoon on this Monday, I bring more cosplay for all to enjoy or cringe at
>>152438689the freakiest thing she does is having a breeding kink thats it
>>152438702Yo lady, is that troll face???????????
>>152438709This will be Homestuck graphics in 2013.
>>152438717
Oh are we posting preggers now?
>>152438725
>>152438679Yeah. Like. We can do this whole uoh shota thing. And I do. I mean I'm writing a porn fanfic for christs sake. But also like. Yeah genuinely I think Dave and John are nice and I like them hehe. Back in 2014 I totally had a crush on those fictional ass characters. But it is how it is >>152438684Maybe lol. I can have a whole incest verse and do a parallel 3 years comic for meteor stuck for daverose. (I'm joking...unless)But yeah I also kinda wanted to just have Dave in a hard position cause like jade goes from trying to date him, but also never fully goes out and cuts things off. But also they never made it official either. So in a weird sort of way speaking Dave is getting cheated on.
>>152438737
>>152438749
>>152438731Only faggots dream of getting a troll pregnant. If you want to start a family with one, that's perfectly fine, but let's be scientifically accurate with your fantasies.
>>152438749hornless nepeta?
>>152438759
>>152438767good thing were all fags
>>152438767>scientifically accurate with the grey humans that dont existClasspect powers baby!
>>152438772HOly macho Sol.
>>152438767Knight of Life splooge.
>>152438767this. it's 8iolo6ically impossi8le>>152438781what classpect powers would allow you to defy 8iolo6y and impre6nate the unimpre6nata8le?
>>152438786these have to be some of the most accurate cosplays to what i imagine them looking like in my head ever
>>152438786
>>152438798
>>152438744very cute anon. :) i am moved by your fascination. found this old image in my files, just for you!
what does the fox say?
>>152438811
>>152436670>>152436687FORGOT THE PERIODS IN JOHN'S DIALOGUE AGAIN awardI will give it to you though, it took you only until 3/5th of the text to start dropping them, which is progress
>>152438823whatever a future rape victim says
>>152438824
>>152438831Last for now, hope you all enjoyed these as always <3
>>152438828i have a sickness. a sickness towards punctiationits my david persuassionseriously tho forgive me lol. ii dont know why i keep doing that
>>152438767Nothing cant stop the hope aspect
>>152438830you wouldn't dare....
>>152438767ThisFellow humans are for marriageTrolls for concubinage and sex slavery
>>152438812of course. Lol. If i didnt like john i wouldnt be so obsessed with prospitcest and spider8reath. i perfer to take the girls perspective for these ships, mostly because its way easier to project onto jade than john, who to me is basically perfect.but yeah.Also i took the liberty to correct my punctuation errors. but youll notice some of them didnt have them. thats because i didnt like when one word was its own box with a punctuation.
>>152438867i would. no hesitation. i'd make it hapen
>>152438879i really SHOULD write a dersecest thing. I relate to rose too in some ways. But in other ways its hard cause im not exactly able to as easily read into dave and rose so i feel its harder to make it work in writing. only one way to find out tho.
>>152438795Ok, that's actually a weak ass argument. Godtiers are literal gods. A prince of blood defies biology by destroying all the blood in somebody's body in an instant. There are tons of classpects you can bullshit to pull this off.The REAL argument against this is that I really doubt a troll would be ok with it. There bodies aren't made for it, and there's no cultural precedent for it. They have none of the chemical releases in their brain that causes maternal emotions that humans do. A troll would probably be super offput by the idea of having to physically grow their young inside them, and may even detest the thing when all is said and done.
ok hsg in celebration for chapter 2 releasing. give me ideas. ill drawfag for you guys. make it fun and shit
>>152438874Now, hold on, faggot. Marrying an alien is kino. All I said is that you should be biologically accurate in the fantasy.
>>152438919Alpha Kids as this
>>152438919Rose and Kanaya looking lovingly at [Viewer] and saying how glad they are to be a throuple.
>>152438903what i mean is... where would the 8a8y 6row?? i HI6HLY dou8t trolls just have a spare or6an lyin6 around to house youn6, which is why they use their own fluids to impre6nate the Mother 6ru8 to 6ive 8irth instead of doin6 it themselves.there's no 8iolo6ical precedent in it>>152438919this 8ut with john and jade
>>152438795oh, an/d just one more thing. tell me about you/r tr/oll sona. (i think you have one)
>>152438919POV of head petting from Porrim's lap.
>>152438951Do you have any idea how many life or space classpects could bullshit a womb? Their gods. This is not beyond any reach of the imagination.
>>152438919i wanna see nepeta and gamzee,
>>152438919rose cuddling john
>>152438956oh yeah that 6uy. uhhh well. he's just me. he's literally just me 8ut rendered in a more sym8olic manner. and also a troll with weird hair. thou6h he also is whatever this thin6 is from the extended zodiac, 8ut he colors it 8lue. that's essentially it. i could draw him up a6ain if you wantwhy do you ask?>>152438974i mean, there's just no precedent for it. like, at all. it'd 8e simpler, easier, more efficient, etc. etc. to just mix your and your trollfu's DNA into one a8omination usin6 ecto8iolo6y, rather than do some olympic level narrative stretches to make it work
>>152439018Oh sure, it would be, but that isn't what the discussion is. It's easier to eat fastfood all the time and let yourself go, but some people have specific desires. There isn't a precedent for a lot of specific actions godtiers can do, but we can very easily extrapolate they can.
>>152439059it just feels too wish fulfillment-y to me. which, i 6uess, would 8e Hope's territory. That aside, it just makes more sense to use one of the esta8lished ways of com8inin6 6enetics rather than come up with a whole new thin6 just to justify somethin6, y'know?
>>152439103Godtiering is literally the thing that let's you achieve your wishes. It's the reward for doing the game's "side content" instead of just rushing to completion.
>>152439111yeah, 8ut none of the characters really did anythin6 impossi8le on THAT level thou6h. even Jade said she, a Witch of Space, couldn't travel past the speed of li6ht 8ecause of physics stuff. i think this would 8e the same. save for, i 6uess, may8e, an Heir, Witch, Ro6ue, or Lord of Hope. any other circumstance would not make any sense to me at all.
As a god-tiered Witch of Life Feferi would be able to manipulate biology to make interspecies reproduction possible. Hell, if she tried hard enough she could make tribbabies and buttbabies real.There, canon solution to the interspecies breeding question, just have John retcon enough shit to make more trolls achieve god-tier.
>>152439158What are you talking about- Jade could shrink entire planets to be pocket sized. The reason she couldn't go faster than light wasn't just because it would break physics, it's because of fundamental rules that surround. The speed of light's limit is less a rule and more of an explanation. Her shrinking those planets is way, way more impressive than just making a womb. Hell, her shooting the ship AT the speed of light without any cause and effect fuckery is more impressive than making a womb.
>>152439177anon, i don't want babies, i just want her to give me the stamina i need to pound her for days on end
>>152439177Seriously- why didn't he???? If retcon let's you time travel without worrying about a doomed timeline, why the fuck can't he just fix everything? Such a shit addition to the comic.
>>152439177would she thou6h? the only precedent we have for the a8ilities of a Life player is healin6 others, and 6rowin6 plant life. There is no evidence a Witch would 8e a8le to defy the laws of 8iolo6y to that extreme, just as Jade wasn't a8le to defy the laws of physics to an extreme de6ree.>>1524392068ut the point is there IS a limit. and we have no idea what the limits are for each classpect, which, com8ined with my already esta8lished 8ias a6ainst trolls 8ecomin6 pre6nant, is why i stand where i do
>>152439018sorr/y fo/r late r/eply, i was eating. >why do you ask?because you/r cool d/ude! i was inter/ested! i woul/d like to see him d/rawn again
>>152439249i see. i suppose i could draw him a6ain soon then, if i remem8er
>>152439229The limit is pretty much negligible with the right classpect and nohow. A bard or prince of time could destroy the time of something's arrival completely, effectively going faster than light. Use your head. Why would just giving a species a womb be a total limit nothing can breach? What a stupid conclusion to reach.
>>152439229>the only precedent we have for the a8ilities of a Life player is healin6 others, and 6rowin6 plant life.Meenah as Condie was able to extend battery!Mituna's lifespan indefinitelyJane was starting to spontaneously resurrect after getting killed by Jack NoirJane also healed or more plausibly resurrected Jake in Collide after he got turned into swiss cheese by the FeltI think dead-tier ghost Feferi also did something but I can't remember what exactly and I can't be bothered to check
>>152439369Agreed, but Condie is a bad example. Classpect powers are gained from the game, not some intrinsic latent ability. She did something else to extend his life- which just thematically tied into her future alt version's abilities as a life player. This is similar to how Mom Lalonde was foreshadowed with Void in the "Rose Sneaking around house" segment.
>>152439369Dead-Tier ghost Feferi rezzed the mayor. This is a bit of a plot hole, though, as this begs the question on why they didn't have a dead-tiered Roxy or Equius, or another character who could theoretically do this, conjure up their bodies and resurrect them, that way.
>>152439353it just feels like 8r8kin6 the rules for the sake of it, when there's already a way for two 8iolo6ically imcompati8le species to create offsprin6 (ecto8iolo6y).>>152439369i see. my point still does stand thou6h. we've only seen them heal, 6row, extend, and resurrect, 8ut nothin6 aside from that.
>>152439218If that one hypothesis that sucks hussie's cock for being le postmodern 4D chessmaster is right, then andrew decided to shit his pants on purpose with the retcon because his idea was writing an incomplete and unsatisfying "bad end" to provoke the fans into writing the "intended" satisfying ending by going with a more thorough retcon, wrapping up the dropped plot points and so on.The worst thing is I can see hussie being so far up his ass he could actually come up with stupid shit like this.
>>152438643>want some music lil dude?ok this is kinda cute in a nonfetish kinda way
>>152438681finally, based beta kids designs
yum
>>152438689not nearly as open-minded in bed as roxy would be
>>152438772>crop top sis stridernoice
>>152439512where bush >:?
>>152439534nonexistent
need someone to cosplay terezi for that crazy head game she has
>>152439177what fanventure is this panel from?>>152439514do you think she would reluctantly do anal then end up loving it but also be ashamed of loving it?
>>152439569Need me a Vriska and Terezi to have the most wicked noise complaint sex ever imagined
>>152439625this is so real. vriska would probably say "Oh, I'm sorry, is our wild sex making you feel left out, cuckie? How about you jerk your pin dick and enjoy the noises, loser!!!!!!!!" and slam the door.
here you go /hsg/ thanks for your supportsorry i couldnt draw all of the suggestions im just kinda tired hahaaha. and also all the more complicated ones make my brain hurt. so as a compensation ill one day draw rose and kanaya blowing you from the pov shot.
>>152439661yippie! yippie! yay! john and rose!
>>152439661HELL YEAH
>>152439464That's literally what a good third of classpects are there for. Both destroyer classes for doom break rules just for the sake of it, and Life is literally about breaking limits. Even if you don't like it for some arbitrary reason, it doesn't mean they can't do it. I don't like that a Witch of Mind can use their powers to make someone change their mind about boning them, effectively raping them, but they can still do it.
>>152439677you grimdork heads have swayed me partially. I dont think its super mid and trash like roxygen so theres that.it was fun drawing them close. i like to imagine all of the beta kids basically have small crushes on everyone else so they can basically end up with whoever.
>>152439661
>>152431553Why do trolls have white teeth while their horns are orange?
>>152439661yippie! yippie! yay! loving rosemary bj!
>>152439712the double bj is to peak not to do
>>152437235epic
It's funny remembering that Dave in Meat Timeline had killed himself over a fake Obama.
>>152438919eridan being miserable
>>152439735>:0 never! he deserves hugs and kisses.and maybe a course on how to treat women
>>152439464The issue is that>Feferi did fuck all in general>as a Maid Jane leans on sharing Life>Meenah is chiefly focused on stealing Life from othersSo we really only get to see the most basic use of Life powers without likely seeing class-based application(though free resurrection might be a Maid/Heir thing if I had to guess)We generally know Witches are able to manipulate their aspects in unconventional ways because they have less "common sense" and think outside the box, but this can really entail anything.
>>152439661Rose AND Kanaya? Together???
>>152439730Only half fake. It was a real Obama's hope aspect projection. What I find more interesting is that this Obama was apparently up to something equal in scale to the LE shit our cast got up to, and with his own Dirk entirely unrelated to any of the Dirk's we know, to boot (aside from Ult. Dirk having memories of that Dirk, because that's how Ult. selves work).
>>152439745>he deserves- Nothing.
>>152439768Either way, Bro and Obama fucked.
>>152439754Aranea Anon is just a retard who randomly decides to get pedantic on issues based entirely on their own perception- which they purposefully limit. There is really no point in arguing, because they fundamentally restrict themselves from grasping basic arguments and evidence.
>>152439766never seen a double bj?both sides of your dick are getting flighty broad mouth
>>152437235>Eridan before Terezi Nepeta Jade Dave what the fuck are they doing man
>>152439776SO kino. Only good part of the entire Epilogues (and the reveal of Meenah's fetish for being ordered like a soldier)
I'll take you out tonightDo whatever you'd likeStrider, Strider be mineStrider be mine
>>152439766>This anon is ignorant to the wonders of a loving relationship between three peopleTsk tsk tsk, anon. Tsk tsk tsk.
>>152438919i forgot to ask you to draw Jane topless and holding her fat belly in her hands
>>152439705Plenty of animals in nature show divergences like this, like deer or rhinos
>>152439815maybe next time anon. maybe next time.im more partial to beta kids in general cause frankly i think the alpha kids suck and are lame.but hey i cant say no to fatass baker lady tummy
>>152439796They don't want to re-release Karkat 2.0 plushie with Jade too soon because it implies Jadekat for Valentines Day. Same if they switch it with Terezi and Karkat for Karezi. Since you know, Davekat is the true endgame ship And we all know Nepeta is going to release with Equius cause moirails.
>>152439569this but it's someone dressing up as dirk for me and giving me a hug or fistbump
>>152439842this but john so i can enact my prospitcest and spider8reath fantasies(jk)
>>152439842i'll dress up as john, how about that?
>>152439735>>152439770>talking shit about our guy
>>152439877>our guyIf it has a name, it isn't our guy
*our gay
>>152439851don't jk me you nerd that'd be based of you and you should live the dream
>>152439855well, I wouldn't be opposed to a warm friendly john hug either
>>152439801Strider, heart to heartDon't treat me like a foolYou may have played meBut my heart waylaid meI wanna be your baby mommy too
>>152431553Am I doing this shipping thing right?
>>152439832If Davekat is the endgame ship why do they always write it so badly
>>152440154Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi locoShe wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
>>152440167Davekat is soooo forced. They are STILL trying to push it as hard as they can. Notice how there was no shit about Rose and Kanaya being released together? Downright expected, even.
>>152440167You can't write it well and make it work. Even Hussie admit it was a random thing he did for sillies.
>>152439797>and the reveal of Meenah's fetish for being ordered like a soldierw8 really?
>>152440182I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly sparkI just detest a man afraid to go home in the darkI always spend my evenings where there's women, wine, and songBut like a man, I always bring my little wife along!
>>152440167God I need a seven foot tall brown amazon Jade Harley to crush me.
>>152437674the daverezi plushie combo will be realtrust the plan
>>152440306I perfer Asian jade to black jade. Cause then it makes sense for John to be the tiniest bit Asian.
>>152439829so there's a chance...>>152440224havent seen you in a while, did you draw this?
>>152440200Yeah Man reading through Twitter in the Homestuck fandom is night and day. There's so much I dislike. About the opinions people say.
here's some nepeta ass. the picture originally had the sentence "I am going to kill all of you" written in Comic Sans in red, but i had to crop it out due to local laws.
>a poster from perfidious albion near me
>>152440337Yes
>>152440200nice numbers. dubs of truth and all that.
>>152440367it looks good.
>>152440264This was a subject of conversation in this gen a couple months ago, but yeah. She gets really excited near the end of candy when Karkat starts barking orders at her.
>>152440379My cuckquean....
>>152439754i just can't conceptualize it. it'd involve creatin6 a whole new or6an, essentially, and rearran6in6 someone's entire... insides, just to 8e a8le to 8e impre6nated. so, i 6uess it'd 8e possi8le, 8ut idk i just don't like it>>152439779i just don't think anyone except for may8e a few hope and doom classpects could impre6nate a troll, and even then, it'd still 8e weird
>>152438848When they tell you you cant breed the alien but you keep plapping anyways
Wait til this guy finds out about the omegaverse, and not the one in HSBC
>>152438798holy ms paint sexo
>>152440408That's what I'm sayin. Jumped Meenah into crazy hot tier instead of just pretty attractive.
>>152440294i don't wanna know how faygo gets all hissyi don't wanna know how karkat get's so pissyi don't wanna know motherfucking magnets work!so slam a faygo!
>>152440421It is so funny to me you think shrinking a planet, breaking physics, meta narrative manipulation, and complete control over probability are lower tiers than minor-miracle shit of growing a womb in something that didn't have one.
>>152440408Does this mean she'll jack off to Davekat once Karkat leaves her for Davebot?
>>152438798finally, a nudestuck chubby!
>>152440462I'll let her watch me bone the entire cast, including her evil dictator version. I'm just that nice.
>>152440442Jade avoids getting pregnant on the ship by just evacuating whatever's in her into the vast reaches of paradox space. And then 15 years later an army of Egbert Harley babies come back for their revenge because they were saved by a mysterious force. *Dun dun dun*
>>1524404428ecause those are:- less complex than a human 8ody- manipulatin6 fantasy concepts- and other ma6ical stuff8ut the lo6istics of makin6 a whole new or6an inside of a species whose 8iolo6y could 8e as ti6htly packed as a human's (we don't know, and that pisses me off), would 8e a8le to comforta8ly 6et their actual fuckin6 6uts rearran6ed just to 8e a8le to incu8ate a human-troll hy8rid 8reaks my suspension of dis8elief. it just doesn't make sense to me
The poster above is in a pitch affair with the poster below, and is trying to hide it from the one below that one
nigger
>>152440482>Less complex than a human body>An entire planet including all life on it>Metaphysical conceptsYou don't know much about science, like, as a whole, do you?
>>152440495She would say this 3 drinks in
>>152440408in what way does that make her a cuck? also i agree that ordering meenah to suck my cock and fondle my sweaty balls would be great.
>>152440495based Roxy
>>152440495She would not say that.
>>152440501Hnnngng... ordering Meenah to stand at attention and not letting her at ease until you're satisfied....
>>152440500according to my friends i once screamed that at random intervals when i was drunk while we were exploring abandoned tunnels
>>152440501>meenah sucking you off with those famous peixes DSLs guh
>>152440519would you make her piss herself?>>152440527what's a DSL?
>>152440536Dick Sucking Lips
>>152440536Dick Second Language, which means being so well versed on the art of sucking cock you can communicate through it. Or dick sucking lips if youre like, gay and wrong
>>152440495well yeah. shrinkin6 a whole planet is... just makin6 everythin6 smaller. it's simple, easy, efficient. 8ut creatin6 a new or6an would require you move everythin6 else, and not accidentally KILL the person whilst you're doin6 it. people 6o to school for YEARS just to 8e a8le to operate on a normal human, without addin6 a whole new or6an, i dou8t some kid playin6 some 6ame would 8e a8le to >>152440536dinosaur slurpin6 lips
>>152440160Yeah alright I can jack it to this.
>>152440439Fucking rainbows, after it rainsThere's enough miracles here to blow your brainsI fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco BayIt tried to eat my cell phone, he ran awayAnd music is magic, pure and cleanYou can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen
>>152440547>Well, yeah, adding a womb is just snugly moving things around.See how stupid that sounds? It would be immensely complex to shrink a planet, let alone four, and it is a show of how powerful Godtiers are that a freshly godtiered witch of space can do that- first guardian amp or not. Violating laws like the law of conservation of mass are entirely more complex than rearranging shit in a body to make room for a new organ. That's already technically achievable by modern medicine, just impractical and unnecessary.
>>152440536Maybe. I'm no piss fetishist, but the willing show of total dominion is definitely alluring.
>>152440562I have that exact hoodie. Neat.
>>152440358Nice ass
>>152440562This fanart just looks cool as hell and perfectly gives the vibe that John and Caliborn have in JRAWReally hope it comes back from hiatus soon
>>152440536Omorashi in Homestuck is pretty good. There's this good one I read where Dave blocks the bathroom during rose session and she peed herself. Who knew that the prospitcest person would be such a freak.
>>152440377Thank you>>152440520based
>>152440520Roxy......
>>152440571okay. well firstly, you'd either have to aquire a wom8, or make it at home (store 8ou6ht is fine). 8ut then, you'd have to 6o, either open up someone's 8ody like you're doin6 sur6ery, then you need to make room for the wom8. So shift all those yucky, messy or6ans somewhere so that they:1. Still function2. Can accommodate the new wom83. Won't shift 8ack into place once you move them (which certain human or6ans have 8een known to do on occasion)THEN insert it into their 8ody, somehow make sure their immune system doesn't immediately try to kill off this forei6n entity. Then, assumin6 you've done that, you also need to pro8a8ly rearran6e their circulatory system to accommodate and pump 8lood into the or6an. it's just a very complicated process that i don't think really anyone save for a Hope player specifically could do. and it's all just horri8ly contrived >>152440612sauce? please
tod/ay is d/ay 7. today i r/ead a r/endering tutor/ial on tumb/r an/d mad/e this mom. 86-kun you gotta stop talking about tr/oll wombs and see this, i think i d/id gr/eat.>>152440564this was a gr/eat music d/uel my br/other but i must go to sleep. may one d/ay we go at it once again.
>>152440581Not gonna bother using her typing quirk cause im tired>Anon i really want to take a piss, can i please move?>No. You are to keep saluting until ordered otherwise.>Please, im about to bust here!>Also, you will no longer talk unless i adress you.>Meenah's face grows more and more focused as she tries to hold it in, then gets progressively redder as a puddle of pee starts growing on the floor below her. >Her tomato red face turns to an expression of extreme shame combined with arousalSorry if this is shit im writing this at 2am instead of sleeping
>>152440666A wizard did it by singularthey on ao3I need more omo fics that don't involve trolls. I love Karkat and everything but I am just NOT interested in lewd fics featuring the trolls most of the time.
>>152440668wow you really did do 6reatway 8etter than i have actually you're doin6 6reat 8a8e <3>>152440682cool thx anon
>>152440694Araneanon, you're into omo on top of the rest?
>>152440711i'm a jack off of all porn master of none. which is to say, yes. i've seen and jerked off to 8asically every sin6le fetish ima6ina8le on here, save for, like, 8ara or the majority of 6ay stuff
>>152440711Hey man don't diss the omo I'm not into pee in any other context tho desu.
>>152440666Yeah, a multiple step thing that can still easily be done by a godtier. What's your point? That it probably won't be done all at once in an instant? It doesn't mean anything.
>>152440673Actually kind of kino.
>>152440749my point is that it's such a complex process that i dou8t one classpect could do it all. now, if there were like 4 or 5 people all on in doin6 Classpect Sur6ery, i'd 8elieve it, 8ut it seems unrealistic
>>152440774Easily could pull the same shit with another, in universe feat.>Needs to shrink the planet's mass itself against all physics>Needs to shrink every individual life form as well>Needs to do so so delicately and specifically this somehow doesn't kill them>Needs to do so fast enough it's almost instant>Needs to keep them sustained so everything lives like normal>Needs to keep gravity on the planet normal, so that the planet doesn't fall apart, nor do things on it die So on and so forth. It's a dumb point.
>>152439512needs more scars
>>152440763super kino.
>>152440668Truly anon. I Respect a fellow duelist. Also good mom lalonde. Have a good sleep brother
>>152440807i mean, it seemed to me that it was just scalin6 down everythin6, like the same way you'd squish somethin6 in your hands to make it smaller. it didn't seem like it was rearran6in6 anythin6
>>152440525>tonguerezi with tongue piercinglord have mercy
>>152440827he doesnt even know about tonguerezi hes just that cool
>>152440826You figured wrong, lmao. If that's all it was, the mass of a planet condenced to pocket size would ruin the gravity and maybe even cause it to collapse into a black hole. She'd have to effortlessly scale the mass, density, volume of the planet and everything on it jus to avoid that alone.
When's the next Magma session?
Top three winners of most fuckable.
>>152440826Google schwarzschild radius
>>152440846yeah, 8ut she also has ma6ic powers and shit, which allow her to do that seemin6ly easily.i'm not a physicist, so i'm not well versed in this su8ject, 8ut on its surface at least, it seems easier to shrink a planet with ma6ic witch powers than to rearran6e someone's or6ans and implant a new workin6 one in there>>152440865yeah i did and i still don't 6et that shit at all. somethin6 a8out 8lack holes and event horizons.
>>152440902Is this one of those times where you allegedly pretend to be retarded or are you seriously this dense?
>>152440921this is 6enuinely me, and i'm 6enuinely sayin6 that creatin6 a functionin6 human wom8 inside of an alien 8r8ks my suspension of dis8elief
>>152436670>>152436687Oh hell yes were getting Davesprite in the mix. Also, John is really going the extra mile not bringing to attention the fact that Jade is in her panties.
>>152440902>Yeah, she also has magic powers and shit, which would allow her to grow a womb seamlessly.A whole lotta nothing arguments just because you don't like the concept. Like I said forever ago, the proper angle is that the troll would not want to do it.
someone draw kanaya hugging me and telling me everything is okay.
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>>152440921I'm tellin you, man. Aranea Anon is really just like that.
>>152440955sniff... :(
>>152440946^I second this. Post it again on the next thread if nobody does it in time, Anon-kun.
>>152440941i just can't conceptualize it. it just doesn't make sense to me at all. no matter how i think a8out it, it just doesn't seem like it'd work out.
>>152440933>ass raping all laws of physics and conservation, while resizing hundreds of thousands of living organisms while keeping them alive and funcional is easy because its magic, but you absolutely cannot add an organ to someone because thats illegal!!1!This is you. This is you right now.
>>152440955Kanaya... you don't r-really mean that... r-right?
>>152440968will do, anon-sama
>>152440971You're either purposefully forcing yourself not to, or you are just kind of stupid. Sorry.
>>152440955Cute…
>>152440935yeah! i want him to be involved so it isnt just jade and john talking to each other. i also want in future chapters for them to like...be doing things?i dont know actually what im going to do. i dont want to ONLY adapt chapters from the orignal comic. But dont worry i will be. also low key. I drew her in panties and then didn't think of the implications of it. but i like that interpritation where hes trying to ignore it. i think i will have a bunch of short mini comic with like1-3 illustrations doccumenting small milestones in their relationship.john and jade cooking together and eating. jade being comfy enough to get in just underwear. ect ect ect. building up to when they bone. (which will be on papa egberts bed.)
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>>152440993egbert opertaes in 2 modes.horny/romantic mode. where hes not holding himself back and is making obvious moves on jade, not thinking about what hes doing and just acting on instinct and passionand then regular egbert mode where hes silly and kind of avoident with all things "mature." I.E sex and romance. and slowly through the comic you see that barrier between his two sides erode as he matures.
>>152440979well idk man it just doesn't make any sense to me. may8e if i knew more a8out physics i'd 8e a8le to, 8ut since i don't, i don't.>>152440991well shit. it was nice de8atin6 it, i 6uess. my apolo6ies
>>152441007nNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152441016It's ok, Aranea Anon. We still love you, learning disability and all.
>>152441016Since you are as dense as fucking granite, and probably just as smart, think of it this way: grab one of homestucks panels, any panel, and srhink it manually to a tenth of its size. The pixels get crushed, lost, and all around its unrecognizable. Thats what shrinking something implies, you cant really shrink something without reducing the amount of atoms it has, and in the case of planets their geavitational pull, but Jade clearly doesn't do that.
>>152440946I got you
is it too late for me to draw it or can i still do it and get that sweet sweet anon attention and validation
>>152441103yay
>>152441108Do it
>>152441103OH! awwww!!! thank you so much anon, i appreciate this a bunch. :) i love you>>152441108please do it, i'll love you as well and you'll receive all my attention and your drawing to be put to my folder
>>152441103KINO HOLY KINO WOW
>>152441108Do it. We will love you forever. Even if it must go in the next thread.
>>152441103This got me to put down the rope, this week. Thanks, Anon.
terezi_homophobic_abuse_asmr.mov
Me when at work but shitposting instead
>>152440860Jane is nowhere on this poll? This is bullshit! I thought we loved fat bitches here?
>>152441280I voted for her
I think it's time for a new thread, goyims and girls.
>>152441103Thankyou mommy
>>152433737uhhhh pilotbros?
>>152441573Am I supposed to care about this...?
>>152441573Bro thinks she's elvis lmao.
>>152441573ah yes, vriska pop
>>152441103>>152441113>>152441119>>152441156>>152440946Here you go anon :)) I have been busy with drawing all day so i didnt think after my prospitcest shenanigans i would have energy left for this. But i did! and i think it came out..ok????Well i hope you like it :)))I like to make the threads happy
also sorry guys i dont really know how to draw kanaya... @w@
>>152441825Great work! Thanks!
>>152441825this is so awesome prospitcest anon, thank you so much, this is going into my folder. i will cherish thisalso sidenote, you forgot her horns
>>152441825KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (post it on the next thread for proper validation)
>>152441839>>152441841OOPSIE!!!! heres the horns version :3
>>152441874thank you anon i love you
>>152441825>>152441874Cucker gets cucked
>>152441928see the real based version is if i made anon small for the /ss/ angle but i wanted to cheer up kanaya anon
>>152441874The hero the thread needs
>>152441981its the least of what i can do for a thread who puts up with my prospitcest shenanigans haahah
>>152441928She's in the other room. Beautiful relationship the three have. Heartwarming.
someone make a new thread or im gonna make a prospitcest thread. someone must have a better idea than me
A poll on what's actually canon would be a pretty neat thread topic, I'm sure the survivors of that thread will serve as an example to the rest
>>152442219>>152442219>>152442219MOVE BOYS MOVE
