"Sibling Bonding" 2 Electric Boogaloo Edition.Do you consider the epilogues/hs^2/beyond canon as canon material to homestuck? Do you think about it when analyzing homestuck as a literary work? Do you think it is worthwhile to bring up in a conversation about the series? Dancestor thread >>152431553
second post for like idk
Wanted to wait for the new thread to post this shithttps://files.catbox.moe/9c5yft.png
>>152442219Hehehehe first for prospitcest! And first to shill my awsome chapter 2 of my comic thingy!Chapter 1 >https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tfIo4ytf3IrKseW5jHhfHS8iEcbD2rxhfv3UNg46nX8/edit?usp=sharingChapter 2 >https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-JDjUCbMZE3ob_w8_KX1NE-OBG7KA6CPoL4UmVXcHmo/edit?usp=sharingPlease read and enjoy /hsg/ goers!
>>152442234man you are super cool artist man. its so cool to see your art. you really know how to do a lot with a little. major respect!
Can she bite me? Please? Please I need this. I want her to make me a Rainbow Drinker so bad I want to be with her forever.
>>152442219>Do you consider the epilogues/hs^2/beyond canon as canon material to homestuck? Do you think about it when analyzing homestuck as a literary work? Do you think it is worthwhile to bring up in a conversation about the series?Prospitcest anon i respect you for making the new thread but you forgot the qott: . But to answer your question. The story and characters are not canon but i do consider every sburb mechanic like helltier to be canon
>>152442234God damnnnnnnn and god bless.
Reminder that he could have taken the Condesce in combat.
>>152442268gAH a ROOOKIE MISTAKEOH NOOOO
This is my fantroll. As you can see she is red and happy. Her name is Anizzy Pipipi, and she is happy to see you. Do you like her?
its always the little things i forget. -///W///- sorry guys >>152442307she looks almost chirstmas themed, you should add more green to her, i would love to see it. very good job anon, i like her.
>>152442268This. I like helltier because I like the idea that every individual godtier can develop in their own unique way, but its a shame that this isnt something that homestuck is interested in exploring
>>152442307>PipipiShe looks like one beer away from being the most casteist woman alive
>>152442234Now make Bellan drunk off of Camron's bulge.
>>152442296Hussie was too afraid to let him live because he knew that as he was Equius could solo Lord English with the ease of a musclebeast's wonderous trot.
>>152442307She's cute!>>152442340You're speaking my language
>>152442307She free Saturday night?
>>152442307She should stop smiling.
I love you so I can never let you go I'll do anything for you my love is true...
>>152442361I'm a humble yaoipilled fagslop lover. That's how I know those two get messy.
She has a girlfriend you see. That is what the matching earrings are for.
ROSE IS SO FUCKING HOT IT DRIVES ME CRAZYTHAT LITTLE BIT OF ANKLE SHOWING MAKES ME BUST LOADSjade is cute
>>152442455She looks Irish.
>>152442457This is something I would say, but the day isn't over yet.
>>152442457Calm down Silas
>>152442455Cute
Anyone else having gay thoughts about Alan? Just me?
do you people still have your old friendships from back in the day? how bad they ended up?
>>152442264I don't think that can happen to humans but go ahead and try it anon. I'm sure Kanaya would enjoy your company and freely given consent to feed off of.
>>152442483He's a high school freshmanStuff that nerd into a locker
>>152442307She is very smart (lie)
>>152442501>stuff that nerdOkay.
>>152442483Every day... can't getchu outa my head
rough sex with alanhe needs to moan and scream while he bounces crazy style on my cock
Everyone always harps on Renity, Ellith, or Junice. For me? It's Oficus!
>>152442514Infinite curses upon these grounds for not posting my image
>>152442524NOOO MY PROSPITCEST THREADman, every time i finish a chapter im left stumped on how im going to make a new one. I guess for now i have a short term goal of making a bunch of tiny scenes in order to flesh out the time before chapter 1/day 40 of the trip. and i can then tackle deeper things. i mayyyy have one of the chapters be about the kids playing yugioh. that has been an idea in my head for like since i made this. Like imagine making real duel disks and dueling for real.
>>152442524Every day I bless Tridesert for making a comic with humans as the main cast that I actually enjoy. It's been years since I've had fun with a non-troll focused comic. Alan and Lily are my favorites.
>>152442522We are very lucky troll STDs aren't canonOficus would have all of them and some not yet known to medical science
>>152442547Fool that you are for you fell for her sexual and flirtatious façade. In reality she's a virgin that's never gotten any bulge and nook.
>>152442543You did good with your Kanaya image, Anon-kun, but I'm afraid Prospitcest is too tough a pill for most to swallow.
>>152442219>QOTTNo, no, and yes, as an example of what not to do.
>>152442566lol good thing its not my otp or i would be destitute!spider8reath is always gonna be there for me!im gonna ride this project for as long as i got the energy to tho. Its been so fun.
>>152442561So we have something in common...
>>152442546Don't forget he also helped out with the ass that was the Trojan Horse for turning these threads gay and based.
>>152442589The ass that gave Oficus oneitis
The ass Oficus is gonna strap for hours.
Anyways guys. Im worrying to much on the future. You guys like my art and thats super cool to see. I don't really have any "public" place i post. So as i get better and make cool images i want you guys to see em. Ill make some good spider8reath to knock you guy's socks off. But for now its the prospitcest wave. Have a good night everyone. And sleep well. :)) Thank you for the support.
Let's all pump our pathetic beta cocks to Renity's goonfuel body.
>>152442611Thanks Prospitecestanon, I like your art but I generally just don't like reading fanfiction so I apologise for not reading your fic.
>>152442614Go to bed Colsla
>>152442614>Let's all pump our pathetic beta cocks to Renity's goonfuel body.
>be me, massive commiefag>start playing sburb>cruxtruder is already at 00:00>strange. whatever>prototyped das kapital>maybe communist manifesto in there as well>throw in some vaguely socialist figure paraphernalia in there for good measure>enter the medium>no sign of prospit's nor derse's king and queen>almost every carapacian has the prototyping ring>sprite mouths of some theory/analysis about what's going on with this session's societies/civilizations>turns out the carapacians are liberating other sessions' carapacians>they also elect to trigger the reckoning on most of the sessions they invaded>the gods that made my universe cry about it>said a couple of powerful prospitians randomly showed up and helped them defeat their bk>they elected to destroy their skaia anyway
>>152442652You sound like the perfect person to go read Autopraxis
>>152442502Classic mindbound
>>152442661I actually have that on my reading list bookmarks. I haven't got the time to read it yet and I'm at my JohnVris hyper fixation phase. I'm still reading Nightfall and various AO3s.
>>152442686Please give me good spider8reath fics to read please.
whiteboard link https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802magmahttps://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
>>152442522imagining kanaya with this build
>>152442652Hold up let me get my thick square glassesUmmm actually your prototyping doesn't manifest until you enter the medium
>>152442761Unspeakable kino
>>152442219>Do you consider the epilogues/hs^2/beyond canon as canon material to homestuck? Do you think about it when analyzing homestuck as a literary work? Do you think it is worthwhile to bring up in a conversation about the series?In a way, yes. I mean it is "Official in a sense" But having HS being split into 2 timelines was a shit move imo. I hardly analyze the story beyond it's original run. The only way I can discuss this shit is with you retards, anyone else would be disgust at the mere mention of homestuck.>>152442307 >>152442502She looks very sweet anon, I would totes treat her to a fun time at a carnival!!
Do you guys ever make a fantroll only to realise you're not being original at all and are just recreating one of your favorite characters with bits of other characters you like?I took a step back and realised the troll I've been working on is just someone I love and I feel so uncreative and useless now.
>>152442886The only person who is going to stand up for your creative output is youYou have to believe in yourself first, not the pithy confidence crap but the actual 'we're doing this, we're making it happen' animus
>Go to VRChat again to see how the Homestucks are.>See a Low Poly Eridan getting roasted by Baxter, the guy that looks just like him from Helluva Boss.>The Eridan is trying his best to make a come back up but the Baxter is merciless.>"You got no fishes. You got no style. You got no grace. You're not even a simp, you're a SHRIMP.">I think the Eridan was actually starting to cry.
>>152442934Totally real and true I was there
>>152442886I'm in. I love those guys, they're a big part of my /hsg/ experience.As for me though, I've been having this idea that's really difficult to make into something tangible, but it does have a lot more potential and feels like there should be an easy way to get some kind of art out of it.
>>152442886Who did you end up recreating anon?
>>152442983I ended up just taking parts I like from Shigaraki Tomura and putting it into a troll.
>>152443002I never considering Tavros x Sollux. Very homophobic of me.
Why didn't he protect Nepeta? Is it not a highblood's duty to take care of their moirail, no matter what?
>>152442662Actually she is a Bloodbound
>>152443040That would require us to have been him at that moment to know why he essentially killed himselfUltimately though it was probably because he thought they were hopelessly doomed
Which Homestuck is the biggest pothead? >Hard mode: No Leijons
>>152443102 The felt
>>152443102Late 2000s? John, easily, with access to that cheap BC weed
>>152443102Is it you, anon? Are you the biggest pothead? I bet you smoke week like no tomorrow.
>>152443120>Week"Weed". Maybe I'm the biggest pothead.
Cough Cough Ahem AHem
>>152443138>Missy lost a fang in the ladies' room />We all laughed and called her Snaggletooth
>>152443102i think if the characters were to live a normal life without sburb, dave would probably be that one retard friend who blows his whole paycheck in the first week on shit weed and vape carts and gummies and is all-around not enjoyable to be around when he's high and then not enjoyable to be around after because he'd spend the whole second week complaining about how poor he is and how much his life sucks until his next paycheck where he'd just do it all over again. i don't know if this would be enough to make him the biggest pothead but it would make him the most annoying one by far
>>152443040He got overwhelmed by the voidy retardation and horniness in the heat of the moment.
>>152443102>>152443150This is probably the case, plus he would feel like smoking the chron would make him more black. Jade would grow the stuff and have a steady supply, but long term? I'd say it's Rose, cause she would use it to stave off the alcohol cravings.
>>152443180Jade's right next door to heroin country though
>>152443147Hello!
>>152443102>nobody mentioned a drug-addled juggalo wigger who was chilling and doped up on substances for a good part of the early webcomicYou people are a bunch of contrarians who think you're too good for the most obvious answer
>>152443215Trolls didn't have weed until Moonrunes came along and gifted them some quality leaf
>>152443102Gamzee you fucking dunce.
>>152443203 Your death will come in 3 days time muwhahahaha I>
>>152443215i personally think it would be really funny if human weed had little to no effect on gamzee, make it so only sopor slime gets him zooted the way he likes it
I wish they expanded on Rainbow Drinkers rather than it just being one big Twilight joke. I love vampires yet all I got was "they glow lol."
>>152442729>Warming Up (works/8492158)in which they have sex on the couch in winter>Curve8all (works/8492158)in which smutty context is added in the moments leading to John getting to his quest bed>You're My Everything (works/3091205)currently unfinished 4th part of a series following various families (Rose+Kanaya, John+Vriska, Karkat+Terezi, Jade+Dave), also featuring other trolls (betas & dancestors) immigrating to Earth due to what's about to go down back on Alternia>Life with a Prank Master (works/17199368)in which John pulls a clothing-related prank (gone sexual)The Last Flight of the Toreador (works/61206562)wrestling entertainment AU where John tries to save Tavros's career (featuring tag team matches where boys and girls are allowed to fight each other)I think that's all I got.
>>152442810I did say enter the medium before the sprite starts talking.
>>152443236oh...
>>152443251I mean we could expand it ourselves, but what though? Maybe certain types of blood could attribute rainbow drinkers to certain strengths or resistance? If a Rainbow drinker were to drink, let's say, an Olive blood, could the rainbow drinker be more sensitive to sniffing out more olive bloods in a radius around them?
Made another poll. Most useless Alternian troll. PLEASE. Do not let me down... because we ALL know WHO it is.https://strawpoll.com/X3nkPb7qBgEhttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkPb7qBgEhttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkPb7qBgE
>>152443331Okay, not who I had in mind but we're on the right tracks.
>>152443326I wanna add one more thing before I go sleepy sleepy, If a Rainbow drinker were to consume a certain amount of blood, their sanity could go crazy and make them so fucking horny they rape the nearest human they find??? jkjk it could make them more of a beastly like the old vampires that are described in old folk tales
>>152443331I voted for the only troll who would have objectively improved the situation should they have never existedNegative usefulness
>>152443251In my perfect world Rainbow Drinkers could absorb the essence from different castes blood to unlock a transformation into a powerful beast. But those who become drunk on blood and partake too much, too often would forget how to ever turn back.
>>152443251I would have made them a creation of the purplebloodsThey have a shared obsession with collecting blood from all the other castes and I don't think that's a coincidence
Vriska as Rose QuartzThink about it:>member of an imperial civilization>at the higher rungs of society, but below much higher elites>a bit rebellious, kinda nonchalant about the societal structure>kinda petulant>hated being in the world they're a part of>hurted people closest to her (I don't mean physically), unintentionally or otherwise>fascinated by humanity and how different they are in many aspects>falls in love with a humanImagine if the sequel that we got instead follows a love child of what's basically the two mascots of the franchise. "If every Nic Cage films were perfect, we wouldn't have Renfield."
>>152443536Don't compare my wife to Mindrapist McGee.
just curious, what is the worst homestuck fanwork you've read?
I hate what has happened to Homestuck and hate it even more that most of the community is either complacant about it or outright loving it. Why the fuck cant things be nice for once.
>>152443584I once was subjected to a screenshot of a random paragraph of Godfeels, so probably that
>>152443584My experience is probably not the same as others here, but I don't know what possessed me to read more than a few pages of John Ruins a Wedding when I came back to read the OG comic a second time when they repaired the official website.I knew the comic's fanbase had moved in a different direction than the original work but I was really not prepared for what it's turned into.
>>152443613how about one more?
>>152443631damn this isnt even disgusting bad like ugly bastard jade insinuating she can fuck whoever, this is just bad bad, like the paragraph you write as a 14 y.o because you think it makes your OC look cooler bad.
>>152442219>Do you consider the epilogues/hs^2/beyond canon as canon material to homestuck?"Deuterocanon" is my favorite word. It conveys what I need.It's canon of a sort. It's not fan material. It has rigidity, what it comments on will always be there in the background. But you can choose to reject it and ignore it and focus on the strict primary canon.>Do you think about it when analyzing homestuck as a literary work? Do you think it is worthwhile to bring up in a conversation about the series? Yes, in the same way as mentioning a sequel to a book written by another author. It is not the original entry. It was not wrought by the same hands, nor with the same intent, and cannot possess the same scope. I don't pretend it doesn't exist, nor do I pretend it is strictly the same media in an unbroken chain.
here's v2 of my Meenah omorashi greentext>It's been hours since you ordered Meenah to stand still and salute, and she's been obviously trying her best not to piss herself for the past few minutes. She's shaking her knees trying to hold it in.>"Anon im bout to spring a leak you gonna let me move or w)(at?">"No. You are to keep saluting until ordered otherwise.">"Please Anon, im about to glub over )(ere!">"Also, you will not speak unless I address you.">Meenah’s expression tightens into fierce concentration as she forces herself to remain still. As the minutes drag on, the strain becomes more visible, until her face finally goes blank as relief overtakes the tension she was holding back and a dark streak begins to show on her pants. A few moments later, realization creeps in, and her face flushes red with shame and intense arousal, and a different liquid adds to the strain on her pants.How's that?
>>152443569Yeah, I know. I get that PD was much less malicious, I was just dreaming of a scenario where Vriska gets to have the same character arc that Rose Quartz did, with John as her Greg Universe.
>>152442589helped how exactly?
>>152443102Is Nepeta ever implied to smoke pot or catnip or anything in anny official capacity besides Pesterquest?
>>152443723Do trolls piss themselves in their blood colors?
>>152443827I like how she implies Nepeta will piss on you if you got to her cave. I would like Nepeta to piss on me...
>>152443904Quite possibly the most annoying and self absorbed being in the universe.
>>152442219I consider it canon material that it is entirely okay to ignore if you don't like it.
>>152443936john will fix her
>>152443960Hey! I doubt it!
>>152442219>QOTTNot really, no, absolutely fucking not
>>152443980egbertian power should not be underestimated
Roxy if instead of being a drunk she had a smoking problem.
>>152442607your pic reminded me of this memehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52XkwT6U3LY
The best [S] Hussie didn't release.
>>152442652>massive commiefagstop reading there lol
Hey guys here's a sneak peek of a nepeta comic i commissioned, do you think i should tell the artist to make her pasties a different shade of green?
>>152444280yeah. yeah you should.
>>152444280>p-balloon in her hands
>>152442614I would rather beat all her cheeks a rosy red with my decently sized schlong
>>152444300What shade of green?>>152444309Yeah, that's a Power Balloon. So what?
>no JohnvrisI am very disappointed.
Good morning /HSG/ hope your morning is ok. I'm feeling good. I will spend all day procrastinating my plot writing while I color in some panels while I work
>>152444358I mean, you're on a wiki-like site. Of course it wouldn't have JohnVris.
>>152444388Good morningI think I may be a tapestry of quiet desperation, but I have tea now
>>152444419Also to make this relevant I have fully fleshed out three of my fantrolls backstories and have begun preliminary character designs. Might have something to post on the weekend. It's been an age since I've drawn so don't expect much.
>>152444419At least we have warm beverages to calm our nerves during such times. Glad to hear it :)
>>152444450Thanks and cheers to a lighter day
>>152444448Oh hell yeah. I'm excited for art.
>find the abuse art that i think is based ship art>turns out it is based>based on the artists irl traumaWell now I feel like a dingus.
>>152444524Most art is based on projection.
>>152444397No, it just means nobody bothered to add it in yet. So get to work, you fags!
>>152444524oooh i think i know this artist. ngl i was diddled a lot as a kid but i dont feel like in my late adulthood the need to draw and project and deal with my trauma via projecting on the characters i like. and show it to strangers online. well at least not anymore. oh boy what a weird year that time was. anyway drawing should be cathartic and etc etc. but ppl shouls be careful to not expose themselfs too much. otherwise serketfag will jack off to your shit lmao.
>>152443434That's a cool headcannon rock on. Are they stuck with the one form or do they get a different one every time they partake of new essence?
>>152444582same, i don't really share about it a lot either and have mostly moved on from it. but i can't ever imagine projecting it onto characters or drawing itin fact doin that usually makes me feel weirded out, but that's probably moreso due to some of the stuff i've seen with john just being straight up trauma porn instead of vent art
>>152444591I imagine there's a period of time where what a Rainbow Drinker drinks affects the transformation, but drinking one caste the most will have features of that blood caste show more, or maybe there's an internal "benchmark" one can reach where it's settled forever.A fun thing could be that after it settles an enormous quantity could still make you grow further features and powers. So you'd have greedy or feral RDs going on rampages until you end up having a Bloodborne tier monster.Maybe there could be mutants that are defective and have something that's impossible to transform back and can't hide what they are.
Honestly I can vaguely see the connection between getting molested as a child and being a homestuck fan in AD 2026. The real question is whether the ratio of kiddie diddling victims might be even higher among those actively following HSBC
I have nothing to say other than while this art is good Rose Lalonde doesn't look like rose Lalonde unless he'd hair look like a tumor growing on the back of her skull. Or perhaps more charitably like a mushroom
>>152444280they look kanaya-themed, so yeah
>>152444795Rose's big weird head is canon so it's not far off. that's a strong chin tho
>>152444827I have always had this headcanon that rose is like. The most plain looking girl in existence. like. She is a solid 6/10 forever. It's not that's she's ugly. But it's just like, there's girls way prettier than her. And here she is with like a weird head ECT ect. And then Roxy would basically look like a super model
This generally extends to all the beta kids. In that they look way more "normal" and ordinary than the alpha kids / their guardians As in the alpha kids are way more archetypical and larger than life in design. Dirk would be way more manly looking, with a broader chest than Dave even at the same age. Dave would look frail in comparison. its harder to compare the harleyberts to the crockerglishs But like jade and John are normal ass kids. Jade is probobly the tallest beta kid tho.
>>152444795HOT>>152444838I can see that but feel it would more be that she doesn't do the whole skin/hair care routine most pretty girls have. She would be an 8/10, like all the others who spend hours a day doing their makeup but she settles at a lazy 6which I like, fuck makeup that fake ass shit is just analogue catfishing
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>>152444863Hmmmmm I could see that. Maybe she could be super pretty if she put a concerted effort into it but she doesn't feel it. Lol I totally bet she would be a little jealous of Jade. Who of course would just be naturally stunning. Easily the most attractive human kid next to Roxy. I have read a couple fan fics where Rose is generally a tiny bit jealous/bitter at Jade because in her eyes she fufils the role that at the very least is expected of her better. I.E she is a pretty girl, she is a super kind and caring friend who is always upbeat, she could tell the future for a significant portion of the kids lives. And she was strong. I could feel rose harboring the slightest resentment. It would also probobly be because of the patented strilondes self hatred gene that they all have. >>152444878Assets does not an attractive person make.
>>152444869What's with Strilondes having incestuous and age gap fetishes?
>>152444912Well what I'm saying is you can have a huge tits and ass and still be ugly in fact it's very common in trashy people. Beauty of course is highly subjective. But like. Jane is fat. And to some people that's not attractive. I'm not saying I think it isn't. But it's a consideration. Jade and Roxy basically look like models in my head. Roxy is sexy and provocative. And Jade has that like mythical all natural beauty where she doesn't do anything she just looks that pretty. Also desu jade probobly has the largest tits and butt out of the kids that isn't Jane. She just isn't thick proportionally cause she's tall. Jane is for people who like chubby girls. And Rose is for people who like pretentious assholes.
I imagine at 13 years old jade is probobly around 5'8 (sorry any non Americans bear with me here). She's a super early bloomer. She grows to 5'10 by the time she's an adult. John is like 5'2-5'3 at 13 (I always like when protagonists are the shortest). And by the time he's an adult shoots up to 5'9. Or as much as 6 feet tall if you want him to be an absolute hunk. Dave on the other hand is 5'4 matching John closely, but doesn't grow nearly as tall (at least not in the beta timeline). He would grow to like 5'6. And Rose would be the second tallest at 13 at 5'6. But she wouldn't grow at all/only by like an inch by the time she is an adult. These are my head cannons.
>>152444912>toned tummy>long legs>sculpted collar bone>heart shaped face>not large but firm and round butt>not large breasts but perky with pointy nipple angled just slightly up>full, expressive lipsThe list goes on. Mind you this isn't meant to be all on one person but these are all super attractive features.
>>152444917Childhood trauma
>>152444960This guy gets it. I could go on about what I imagine the kids to be like physically because I'm an artist and I have to think about this stuff. And even if I wasn't an artist I am autistic. So of course I do. Hard to put into words tho. Other than saying Jade is like a very understated pretty. Sure her overbite might distract from her beauty a little. When she was wearing that space dress on LOFAF. Dave must have been stunned as hell.
The only kid I can put squarely in goofy nerd territory is John. Because he's John and compared to everyone else he looks the most babyish anyway. The other beta kids probobly are already in full puberty mode. John probobly looks like he's 10 still lol.
>>152444973Kinda like it's less of a detractor on Jade but a cute quirk that sets her apart
>>152445016Not detractor but definently would be like the first thing you notice when you look at her. Either that or her massive hair. Hence my usage of the word distract.I love the overbite and it makes me sad when artists don't draw it. That's like. That's like their THING. her goofy squirl like teeth sticking out just a little. Adorable. You can tell because I draw it on every panel I can. I think I draw it more than hussie actually does lol
Also another headcannons. I like to think jade is probobly the most self conscious about it. She probobly think it makes her look silly or ugly. Because when Karkat used his 0:B she read it as "a guy with a halo and goofy teeth" and used the rarely seen all caps text of "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME"And partially because the voice actress in the voxus dub made it sound like she was going to cry at that. I just really love that moment. Jade is so good guy why did Homestuck ruin her.
>>152445069LE having any influence after his defeat is lame gay and cringe. LE having as much influence as he does is like of dubious because at that point he kinda transcends any notion of morality. And that kinda dampens his ability to be a villain with a personality. And unless they want to bring him back so that ultimate John or whatever can destroy and beat up LE forever (for real this time) I just think people are hacks for relying on him so much. Is Homestuck truly meant to be the Lord English comic. If that's what you think than it's a shame.
>>152445047ooh waaiter bring me that "admit you fucked up writing jade" picture
>>152445111If I wrote Homestuck I would have found a way to beat LE by retroactively making his existence superfluous and irrelevant. As a lord of time Lord English is basically responsible for everything that has ever or will ever happen. So it tracks the only way to beat him is to write him out of existence. That would be the ultimate hussie fart sniffer move. Just make it so that lord English doesn't actually matter and never did. so he either ceases to exist or is a powerless husk. >>152445105It makes me so mad. Next to John she's like one of my favorite characters. (I wonder why I draw what I do)And they just FUCK HER. She gets NOTHING TO DO. For half the comic. And then in the epilogues she's reduced to "I'm so sad and unfufilled and also I'm horny and want to fuck Karkat/ rose in the ass with my doggy penis"IM NOT EVEN AGAINST THE PENIS. BUT THAT CANT BE ALL SHE IS
>>152444582I've definitely seen an example of an artist wallowing in her own filth. Unable to move past her trauma
I want to draw my friends got fantroll but I've got no time these days.
>>152445249You sound like you'd get your lunch money stolen and the first imp you met would fold you like fresh laundry.
>>152445249bad characterization in a single post is just simply stunning.
>>152445249This is a dreadful thing to do to John
>>152445159Rose thighs yummy hehe>>152445249Booo be nice
>>152445249>Implying anyone wearing anime shades, ironically or otherwise, would be stealing anyone's lunch money
>>152445249Also, sorry if you're just projecting your traumaBe the person John would want you to be
>>152445340John is pretty weak but I feel like his charisma could get him out of most situations I every day life. His boyish charm That is to say if he wasn't homeschooled. All the kids are homeschooled.
>>152444884johnjune is hotter and freakier
>>152445399John belongs in a Strilonde sandwich
>>152445419Boy do I have a fic for you. >>152445429I...damn that's a good idea someone should draw that. Look John basically deserves dick/pussy from everyone. Cause he's awesome
>>1524454196ood idea....i should've thou6t of that earlier
>>152445440I thought you read lost and found already hahah.
Oh right you need to be signed in to read it.
Homestuck looks different from what I remember
>>152445419
I've been gooning to Jade non stop for 5 days now. I'm beginning to ascend.
>>152444884so you D/ID d/raw june an/d jad/e kissing haha
>>152445139And the little she gets to do gets erased by the fucking retcon. Lol, lmao. Main character reduced to supporting.
>>152445537ITS FUCKING CRAZY. jade might be the main victim to hussies actual mysogony But that's a whole topic onto itself. Not to be that "friend whose to woke" guy But like...the way jade is handled almost feels entirely mysogonistic and then veiled under the "uh uh it's lord english it's his fault!!!"
>>152445431>ben 10 underwearbased
>>152445483Did you draw this? And if you did very cool. If notI also love jade too :))
>>152445558Check the filename, poindexter. No, I did not draw this.
>>152445585You would be surprised how many people name their files that. Me included (on occasion)
People are posting their fan kids. I'll post mine
testing testing to see if i'am able to post. somebody is being evil from the same ip as mine and i keep getting blocked for no reason :v
>>152445701Sorry that's happening anon
>>152445701anyway today was pretty good. Can't wait to finish job and be able to make some art.
>>152445703its okay. i find it quite funny.
>>152445721Oh hell yeah we love art. Lol I am also excited to draw :)) Maybe color some panels. People seemed to like my more abstract experimental ones.
>>152445655
>>152445733Basically yeah .I love the concept of the customization and wish fulfillment sburb gives you. So in my fanventure idea all my kids start out as ordinary people but can end as the fantasy OCS they wish to see themselves as. So this kid starts more normal. And then gets his awesome super Saiyan hair later.
>>152445751oh okay wait thats cool as fuck actually
>>152445751Autism is giving him powers!!!
>>152445751I mean wouldn't anyone who had the time?
>>152445435>>152445460groomer june doesn't do it for me, feels too stereotypical i guess, i want to see them both be equal freak losers but in different ways, insulting each-other but never pulling away from each-other
>>152445811June would only groom John because they both know they've always wanted it and are into it happening. That is amazingly narcissistic and masturbatory tho holy shit
>>152445758>>152445790>>152445807Thank you! Seeing the kids make their stupid shit is like the best part of the comic. So I wanted to expound upon that. And also expand upon a thread of characters like rose bending the game over and making it their bitch. Here is Vasha (picrel). She is a normal contraryan hippy asshole. In the game tho she makes a pact with horrorterrors, takes their powers, but unlike rose can fully control that shit. (That will be shown next image post)
>>152445878need me a wife whose hair can be made out of home depot plywood and black spray paint NOW
>>152445867>wonder breadIIs she......y'knowInto deforestation?
>>152445909Hahahah >>152445921No she's *ironically* into wonder bread. She's loves her irony. But like in an annoying Twitter leftist way. (She has redeeming qualities but her assholish annoying ones are funny)
>>152445874what is you/r favor/ite pill? and why is it black.
>>152442607This is great
I was listening to some music the other day and had a groundbreaking headcanon epiphany.Enya (the musician) is literally just exactly what kanaya would look and sound like if she was human.
>>152446436giwtwm
>>152446463Idk what this means but thank you ?
>>152446527Do you not use 4chan? How do you not know what that acronym means?
>>152446592He's just here for the prospitcest
>>152446592Nope I use this site for this board only basically
>>152446527lurk moar
I looked it up. Frankly I didn't realize it was an acronym. I thought it was a strange mangling of a word.It is you anon! Don't you see I drew it in letters on the head. It's totally you. Not me tho. I would be cuddling with John if it was me.
>>152446617More or less. I might not be using these boards if I never got hyped up for sharing my stupid comic.
>>152446527It Means God I Wish That Was Me.
DERSECEST AND PROSPITCEST NTR!
>>152446688Thanks Kanaya. >>152446705Elaborate.... I'm listening
This pic of genderbert Strilondes. Fuckin wow. I wonder where these people are now.I'd totally make out with that Ross, no homo.
>>152446762RAW
>>152446705Isnt this just Grimdorks and Davejade? Or Pepsicola and GunsNRoses? Or are you proposing that Rose/Jade take the boys from Terezi/Vriska or whatever?
>>152446315i spent too long on this
this, this cant be. i can't seem to find moonrunes on pixiv. bros please tell me it's an error, a mistake. please.
>>152446762Homestuck Rose and Dave if they were German night life ravers
>>152446906Oh my god it's a masterpiece.
>>152446906lol nice
>>152446906Extremely good edit. Kudos bro >>152446762Holy shiiit>>152446921My boy was banned cause of his commision sheet saying he would give you the uncensored version. And your not allowed to do that. So he's tryna get it back
>>152446959Foolrunes
>>152446906Nice
what the fuck is homestuck, send me your best shit im fucking pissed
>>152447056Homestuck is a fun webcomic about children who play a video game that transports them to another world. Only to realize the scope of the grand adventure they have set out on. It's full of comedy and drama and character. And God does it love time loops and meta narratives. If you like things like Undertale there's a non zero chance you will like Homestuck. Here's a cool image to show the cool action in it.
>>152447056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv9IHUbtWagHomestuck is a terrible comic, don't read it
>>152447056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhTB2Sij8c
Homestuck is a terrible comic. You should read it!!!
>>152447056It's about Jadeblooded alien trolls.
>>152447056it's incomprehensible fucking dogshit for the most annoying teenage-brained dipshits on earth until you read it and realize you were the annoying teenage-brained dipshit all along
>>152447056Be aware that by reading it you will subject yourself to a high grade memetic virus and the only way to unread Homestuck is by applying sufficient headtrauma.
>>152447141If your on this site there's like a 40% chance you'll like at least some of it. People are not as unreceptive to its autism as they think.
Is jeffery BASED epstein a homestuck fan?Where can I find his email about homestuck?
>>152447056It has multiple racist characters who are all super fun
>>152447056
>>152442483>>152442507I think we should all give Alan headpats
>>152447198Jumpscare
>>152447171
>>152447198dude is just begging for cock with that stare
>>152447213>>152447230Perhaps
>>152442219Hello Everynyan I Finally Got My Hands On The Great American Delicacy Twinkies I Am Quite Excited To Finally Know What They Taste Like.
>>152447245Keep us posted>>152447242Alan for Cody forever
>>152447245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7bHmuJ5iZQ
>>152447245Hiii Kanyna!!! I hope you’ll like them :)
>>152447259>>152447267>>152447280I Am Quite Disappointed They Taste Fine But Not As Good As I Expected
>>152447337Unfortunately that is emblematic of all American junk food
>>152447337>dis6racin6 twinkies>everimma 6et eridan on yo 8itchass so he can kill you a6ain permanently this time
>>152443331No Gamzee...
>>152447242This is what happened at summer camp
Aradia BUT she is built like this.
>>152447575JESUS.
>>152447575Gross.
>>152447575Your goth gf, sir
>>15244757586-kun on his way to say "this 8ut june"
>>152443341>>152447490>Tavros>most uselessLies and slander, he literally BTFOd Vriska by doing something useful
>>152447242oh, its yaoi. its yaoi of my blorbos.>>152447056home stuck between these nuts HAH!
>>152447663nothing that occurs past [S] Game Over is canon.
>>152447242Liu? LIU NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITH SKYE'S LITTLE FRIEND! YOU'RE MEANT TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT FIGURE IN THEIR HOUSEHOLD!
>>152447337>No No It Is Okay>I just Thought They Would Be Better>They Are Fine Though
>>152447702nah he can plap alan. ITS FOR SCIENCE!
>>152447708Kanaya, how about I take you to a fancy restaurant called Olive Garden? They have lasagna there, which is my favorite.
>least unhinged dirk fanart on the tl
>>152447952I couldn't give less of a shit about Dirk dying in an extremely gruesome manner but this simply isn't his hairstyle
>>152447984Most content vvioletblood
>>152447978>I couldn't give less of a shit about Dirk dying in an extremely gruesome mannerNeither could he
Do you think Dirk and Roxy were very good friends and Roxy had to slowly watch Dirk deteriorate into someone she didn’t respect anymore?
>>152448027Dirk after his self-lobotomy
alright can we not do self lobotomy art today fellas
>>152448027Unironically love this artist
>>152448072This guy is insufferable
These trolls owe me sex. I would read the fanventure they're from in a heartbear.
>>152447198H3H3H3H3H3
"Hi guyx!"
>>152448225taste my fucking chud rage
>>152448246https://files.catbox.moe/5runme.mp4
>>152448246>>152448266See, this is why every troll hates you, Eridan.
>>152448219Funnily enough I have a friend who has lately been punishing me to make comics with my own characters. Maybe this is a sign...
>>152448246"What ix a chud?"
>>152448292MAN.How come I don't get to squish his squishable cheeks?This is fucking bullshit.
>>152448246vvery based as the grubs say
Eridan if he cake
>>152448388
>>152448219I want this freak.
I had a dream that I was dressed up as latula and I was with a girl who was dressed up as nepeta but she didnt have pants on
>>152448505A lot better than my dreams
>>152448505Scandalous behavior from Nepeta
>>152448292Got any ideas brewing?
>>152448629What about this behavior >>152444280
>>152443723I realize i should have said something about (you) leaving the room or something. Is it hotter if she pisses itself while you're watching or while she blindly follows your orders in your absence?Also i should post things later during the day you cant get (you)'s while americans are sleeping
>>152444280Wow, that artstyle certainly is something.How uh. How much did you end up paying for that comic, anon?
>>152448027Dirk art is always raw when he's suffering
I read like a thousand pages of this shit so far and there aren't any funny little grey people yet
>>152448922you're pretty close
>>152448922Funny little grey people start getting more spotlight around page 1400 and take center stage around page 2000
>>152448922Keep moving anon. Youre a trooper for not starting at act 5 like a fag
>>152448922If you read Homestuck for the trolls you are doomed and NGMI
>>152448922Humans are better. Trolls suck. Aliens suck.
Well /HSG/ I don't think I'll be able to get much drawing done today. Or writing. A loved one is in the hospital right now. Undergoing a surgery. I get very anxious about medical things for reasons I cannot explain. I'll try to draw something cool anyway. It's the only thing I can do to keep me from having an outburst. How is your day guys. Are you ok. I hope you are.
>>152444524So uh...are you gonna link to their blog? So that I know to avoid it?
I'm going to Mod SBURB to. have Dick adn Tits as valid Aspects, n(i Will Do it Right this time Around so I will not have to deal with Lord of #NULL fucking up my session again)
>>152449158Error! Dick and Tits added as classes instead.
>>15244889565 usd. The artist's done with the coloring, all that's left to do is the dialog and it'll be ripe for the posting. I wonder if i should post the textless raw he sent me now?
>>152449170>Dick of Rage>Tits of Doom
>>152449180for 5 dollars more you can give nepeta a nose
>>152449206>giving trolls nosesEw, brother ew
>>152449158>>152449202>Dick of Blood>Tits of Space
>>152448999As long as you're not skipping acts, I think it's fine. It makes sense that people would see those crazy critters and want to know what their deal is.
>>152446906very good. kek
>>152449214Explain this chuddie?
>>152449180Wow you paid for that upfront. That's. That's great anon. I really really really hope that you're happy with your purchase.
>>152449234>HussnastyStraight nasty as the name implies
>>152449273Answer me this jia baoyu. Do trolls like Terezi smell through their mouth?
>>152449287Im not saying trolls dont have a nose im saying they look ugly with it.
>>152449158>I'm going to Mod SBURB [...] Lord of #NULL fucking up my sessionStealing this for my fanventure
>>152449297I think everyone deserves a STRONG nose. Either you make up something alien like, Draw it more anime or more like hussie like orb style or you have to draw the nose
modding my sburb to put chinese shit in it. its cool but it needs more river spirits and the denizens need to be emporers of old dynasties/ Hindu/Buddhist deities
>>152449407Land of Spirits and Balance. A Knight of mind.
>>152449407when you get to the medium but its chinese
>>152449407Temu medium
>>152449432you joke but this is gonna be in my hypothetical fan venture. and its so i can make my self insert oc who is styled off of wukong, actual sburb wukong. She is a witch of breath tho not a knight of mind. It would be the land of aurora and ocean. and she would have to sale the seas in order to navigate a planet of eternal night, with the only guidance being the titular aurora.
Modding my sburb to the denizen music with the entire gas station sushi video just to make my denizen mad
Modding sburb to turn up piss-biome frequency by 50000% then posting on hsg so you all have to enter my magical realm
modding sburb so i can win by having sex with the denizen.
...........
>>152442219jade barks and her brain melts when you scratch her behind the ears during sex.
>>152449506Ykno what it's not fart fetish, so I'll give you that inflation anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goLcArmVkhc
>>152449506BRRRAP
>>152449529ill make sure to write/draw that. when we get to it
>>152449506Oh that's why you seemed okay with it looking so bad, low standards. I was worried you were getting ripped of anon.I am no longer worried about that. You did and you deserve it.
i think that is enough of hsg for today. you know what i will come back with kino sooner than later.
>>152449506post so abysmally shit it killed the thread
>>152449923Really deflated the pph
why are my threads always so shitty. maybe the prospitcest OP was a bad idea.
>>152449935i wonder how this relationship could have worked out. if hussie wasnt a loser.
>>152449939I believe in you prspitcest anon you just gotta spark the conversation towards sburb mechanics. Thread has been so cursed I actually went to vg instead of staying on this thread. But like sollux you gotta bear and live with the doomed thread. Even if you make a doomed thread its still fun
>>152449930the fucking what
>>152449980i fear you may be right. But thank you for believing in me anon. I may be a fujoshi, but i pride myself on trying my best to actually be a substantive member of this small community. we had a good thing going with the modded sburb talk.speaking of wish i suppose ill check things off myself by talking about the sort of game mechanics. hussie commentary is very interesting in terms of how he describes sburb. When discussing it, especially in terms of rose and her journy. He always talks about how vapid and meaningless it all is. How this regimented planned enviroment for character growth is bullshit, and that rose was actually in the right for it. He subtly implies it but it gets lost in all of his psychological talk, but he means to imply that Rose's mistake was her intense guilt and shame from her rebellion, and how she never before or again had the back bone to fully believe in herself and her actions causing her to fall into despair.I wonder how you all feel about sburb, and how it relates to people like Jade, and even more specifically john. John egbert is the least mature of all the kids, and has never known real hardship in his life, and in turn, perhaps sburb was perfect for him, as it gave him a safe (relativly) and open enviroment for him to become the best version of himself. It is unfortunate that neither dave nor rose were able to break free of sburb and more metaphorically the expectations of their roles in life without succumbing to intense guilt.
>>152449958Eri forced to take responsibility for quadrogluppies
But here's the 'Naya.
>>152450060Why does Hussie like to take couples with chemistry and ruin them?
>>152450097Because modern Homestuck fans are retarded and eat that shit up while spewing phrases like "comphet"
>>152450097because he wants to convince us that anything expected is actually a dumb illusion constructed by liking stories to much so hes gonna put the wool over our eyes and say its more realistic. too be fair tho. i can kinda be kinder to davejade never working out. It definently read like a first crush/puppy love sort of thing. It could have developed into something more if hussie tried it, but i dont think anything was NECESSARILY lost by him not doing it. as opposed to something like spider8reath which had the saplings of a deeper story thread that got cut unceremoniously short.
>>152450039guilt fr/om what?
>>152450138compiled hetero? comprehensive hetero? compot hetero?
>>152450097He's a damaged human. Extremely damaged. He does not have a healthy, sane, or safe outlook on human life and relations. Fucking sociopath shit, zero idea of how intimacy works.
>>152450156Rose has a part of her that thinks "if i stuck to my role and took sburb seriously then all the bad stuff wouldnt happen" the same thing dave is going through, but to a more intense and gaurded degree. Its what makes her drink. I make fun of rose for having a massive ego and being blind to the truth, but ironically those things only happen BECAUSE of her doubt. She was so doubtful about her path that she allowed herself to be manipulated by horrorterrors and scratch as some sort of support, cause they told her what she was doing was the right thing and fed her ego and self importance.
>>152450097Hussie can't decide if he sees Homestuck as a silly story or a serious commentary about grooming and the nature of stories and whatever pretentious bullshit he thinks will win him points. So he does things entirely arbitrarily because they're funny (by his own admission) and then spends years afterwards justifying them when they turn out to be bad decisions.This is because Andrew Hussie is a massive, MASSIVE hack who only really managed to succeed long term on the strength of his prose and dialogue. Now that he a) no longer writes and b) has greatly regressed as a writer, it's all just shit eaten up by the kind of underage morons who would glaze Tron Ares. I don't even know what i'm still doing here other than fan trolls.
>>152450182almost entirely degreed. the biggest problem with homestuck is a lack of commitment. hussie doesnt know what he wants his stories to be, so by the time he does it just feels wrong. Or he cuts off plot threads short and then gives us a bullshit excuse about real life and what its like.
>>152450175he's autistic-asperger and was bullied when young
>>152450159compulsive i think. like being straight because you're expected to instead of actually being straight (aka cope for characters not being faggots)
>>152450159compulsory heterosexuality, basically means that being heterosexual because that's what's assumed to be normal and that theres no real preference in it
>>152450181I will never stop feeling justified in subjecting an AI Rose to sexual horrors beyond her control
>>152450207>the biggest problem with homestuck is a lack of commitment.Yeah, hence why I said he can't decide if it's a silly story or not. He's like the Chris Roberts of webcomics: always chasing the latest narrative butterfly while too well off to suffer the consequences of his managerial incompetence.
>>152449923what the fuck was >>152449506
>>152450243How would Jade be suffering from that when she was raised by chess pieces on an islandHow would Dave be suffering from that when he was raised by a gay puppet rapist
>>152450253i meant to say agree not disagree. but yeah. >>152450252i love rose. But she suffers th most from her character arc never being completed. like. Say what you will about dave being lame in act 6. and he is. But like theres a very clear thing going on. Caliborn is gay for dave. And dave is like "ew no way i dont wanna be involved in your homoerotic suicide fantasy"and he just..doesnt get involved in that. You could aurgue thats slightly unsatisfying and it kinda is! but daves whole character arc is about not being the hero, cause his ass doesnt want to, and because John can do it better.rose doesnt get that she just gets a lesbian vampire gf and then...nothing basically. its ironic that the woke series basically gives all the female main characters NOTHING TO DO. its a story about men and their problems. and then they use the excuse of caliborn being the puppet master of all this to explain why all the girls have their issues downplayed. (except vriska because hussie is horny for her)
>>152450296Idk man I just brought the definition don't shoot the messenger
>>152450298>its ironic that the woke seriesLmao the epilogues don't even pass the bechdel test.
>>152450281nepeta inflation and fart fetish pic he commissioned someone. you can see it on desuarchives anon.
>>152450314shoulda used woke in quotation marks but yes. for all the slurs you guys throw around i feel like half of you, and most of the lurkers are probobly more woke than the team writing HS these days, twitter fans, and DEFINENTLY HUSSIE. but for the sake of rubbing you guy's noses in this shit lets go down the list>Jadereduced to a side character, all her development gets retconned out>rose reduced to a side character, all her development gets retconned out>Janeis relegated to being the teams begrudging support, almost entirely removed from the rest of the teams drama, most impactful when she is under the influence. >Roxy ok she actually kind of gets to do stuff so she gets a pass. but is sidelined hard in the epilouges.>kanaya gets to be gfs with rose and kill eridan and thats about as important as she gets>nepetakilled>feferikilled>aradialeft behind in the bubbles, be the depressed emo girl for the whole series>terezi cclingiest girl in the multiverse and the one bitch who cant hold down a relationship to save her life. Kind of gets a pass because she also is involved with the retcon, but that also retroactivly takes away any character development she could have had.>vriskado i even need to say it
>>152450296Jade had no proper guidance as a child lacking a father figure and Dave feared combat and metal. I wonder how a homestuck character with a mother and a father would turn out
>>152450314>doesnt pass betchdel Thats actually hilarious. Truly the epilogues is a genius parody of fanfiction.
>>152450296The Answer: Hussie is a bad writer in a way that only happens once a generation. He can write great dialogue and prose, but when it comes to actually structuring a story together in ANY way that is meaningful, sensible, or appealing, he walks into a brick wall over and over to a degree that is absolutely pathological. He is obsessed with subverting the rules of writing without understanding why those rules exist, or how to subvert them in a way that is interesting or fun.It's kind of amazing how bad he is, it's so specific.
>>152450364hes entirely improvisationalbut because he has big ideas and can talk his way out of anything he can get the fans to build the story for him.
>>152450361Yiffy, apparently.
>>152450039You get it prospitcest anon. This is the fire that starts a fast pph thread>>152450385It is kinda in homestuck that even the kids with two parents still lack a parental connection even with two parents it still feels like none
>>152450385It's funny that Hussie continues to just piss everyone off. Even the Jaderose glazers get told "no actually yiffy is basically spiritually dave's kid"
>>152450417>"no actually yiffy is basically spiritually dave's kid"
>>152450405too be fair its a complicates situationJohns dad is too much of a traditional manly man to get his son. ANd while he is a very kind man and very loving and tries his best to accomadate, he never built a line of communication between himself and his son because of those manly man values, trying to be the firm but distant guiding hand. Meanwhile John is to oblivious to see what is in front of him, and believes his dad is just trying to spite him.Roxy (whether you think because they are a trans man or simply something else) is undeniably taking the role of a mother in the most shallow way possible. She loves rose more than anything, but the way she interfaces with the role is infantile and simplistic which makes Rose feel as if she doesn't actually care about her or anything she likes. Causing her to resent her, because of her hubris thinking that Rose is much smarter than her mother thinks she is, and sees right through her. Only when both parents die do the kids realize the truth also thank you anon. I really love to talk about homestuck. noit just my ship haha.
>>152450426jade only impregnated rose because she didnt have a vag to get impregnated by dave. and thats sad for her cause the solution is to use your space magic to get both sets and become both mother and father. thats the ultimate power move and what i would do.
>>152450447Oh yeah I just remembered due to the lack of communication john was constantly being shown his greatest fear gamzee scared into him, Manequins. And Dad thought he just liked it as a prankster. On the topic of ships i of course have my otps but i can understand why you'd be a prospitcest shipper (i don't like incest but eh I make an exception for you)>>152450486why didnt she just use her space powers to have both a penis and womb is she stupid why didnt she go fuck herself is dave a cuck? is dave and kanaya ships be real in the next month?
>>152450486No you dingus she just needs to impregnate Dave's bussy. If that didn't work they clearly weren't trying hard enough.
>>152450486fuck that, it's way more hot if Jade is brain damaged and driven insane by her dog penis, and becomes a freak who can't stop knotting girls and getting them pregnant, until she's done it so much she's literally founded a new race of futa/female doggirls with powers
>>152450486It's crazy seeing people support dog penis Jade as some sort of win for intersex or trans people when she was born a girl and had a penis forcibly grafted onto her.
>>152450523>when she was born a girl and had a penis forcibly grafted onto herI dunno about them, I don't care about trans stuff, I just get off like a rocket to that, the sexual body horror of a teen girl losing her vagina and having her brain fried from having the genitals of a male god dog constantly overwhelming her with alien urges to impregnate other girls
>>152450523>Jade fucking rose as an excuse not to be pregnant for 9 monthsWhat a power move
>>152450097davejade has no chemistry thoughever
>>152450553Beq never had any sex drive he was a timeless guardian. Doc scratch, another first guardian, explicitly had no sex drive. (he was a pedo for the love of the game)
>>152450566This is what happens when you only read post-canon.
>>152450523i will say. I dont HATE the concept of jade being given the dog dick. like the concept isnt inherently bad. Its just that the writing handles it so poorly. Like jade is always shafted by the narative, maybe it could be a situation where she has to again deal with the story forcibly giving her another problem to deal with. thats interesting >>152450503>Oh yeah I just remembered due to the lack of communication john was constantly being shown his greatest fear gamzee scared into him, Manequins. And Dad thought he just liked it as a prankster.yeah its an unfortunate situation for everyone involved. But theres still love between them in spite of it, and thats what matters. John's dad taught john compassion and basic morality so its chill. >On the topic of ships i of course have my otps but i can understand why you'd be a prospitcest shipper (i don't like incest but eh I make an exception for you) i love this ship, it engages me on a creative level that im really addicted to. It makes me want to write more and more and more, and draw! and i will. when im feeling less sad.
>>152450578How does Doc Scratch place in the pedo tierlist?
>>152450561>not to beCan't be even though she wants to be*
>>152450578>Beq never had any sex drivedon't be slow, Jade is a teenage girl with a giant sex drive who suddenly has a penis and huge balls she can resize and no way for her girl brain to deal with the hormones of her new genitals, she'd turn into a sex-crazed monster
>>152450594never touched post-canon and never will
>>152450608Hussie saying "The only reason Jade isn't constantly getting cummed up is because it's physically impossible and if she could she would" is wild. Why did he confirm that? is he stupid?
>>152450606bitch or A. He groomed the handmaiden and tried to groom vriska or was it terezi i forgot and tried to groom rose >>152450608Would you really carry a baby if you can make another person do it? Who wouldnt want to fuck rose lalonde
I was driving for a while needing to pee, I go to a road stop, sprinting to the restroom, and I let out a GEYSER of piss that was hurting so much I yelled out Dirk with a little moan to it for some reason.
>>152450181>I make fun of rose for having a massive ego when d/id she have a massive ego? if anything jad/e has ego. she woul/d go ar/ound telling ever/ybody about he/r d/reams but just tell he/r fr/iends that "d/ont worr/y this will happen but i won't tell" when shes not even a seer/!
>>152450646>Would you really carry a baby if you can make another person do it?I mean I didn't get a dog penis forcibly grafted onto me so
>>152450619i like to sort of imagine she is the freakiest of the beta team.just the vibes i get becauyse she lives alone on an island and has unparalleled internet acess. and also i need an excuse to have jade make refrences to porn that john only gets a little.>>152450659dude. Light players have the biggest ego. like. its actually unreal. its only matched by dirk, but hes special. Vriska and Rose have an extreme lack of ability to say they were wrong. They have an extreme desire to be right, and to rub it in peoples faces. They are both so self assured it warps their view of reality and the truth. Rose was SO sure that she was a poor maiden who was abused and neglected, who had to turn to evil dark powers to get by and do the right thing. The kind of narrative she would write for her wizard book. that she purposefully allowed herself to get groomed. Like theres no two ways about it. She allowed herself to be abused because she thought she was to smart to be abused/she thought she knew what real abuse was like (she really didnt)
>>152450631>is he stupidHave you seen what's been happening for the past 15 years?
I never knew Epstein had a typing quirk.
>>152450723Just add equals Instead of spaces to the important parts of your sentence.
>>152450697>i like to sort of imagine she is the freakiest of the beta teamabsolutely, which is why it's so hot to imagine her utterly failing to resist her own biology, becoming addicted to knotting and impregnating to a psychopathic degree, no one able to really stop her from fucking thousands and thousands of women
>>152450752Lol I don't think much about how her biology effects her. Because naturally she already is the domineering sort. I am not into this idea of alpha male jade or whatever. But it's whatever haha.Besides the witches role is to overcome impulse and become more in control of oneself and their biases. So I feel that while it's something she could struggle with, to an even greater degree. It is something she should overcome. This generally goes into my beliefs of jades happy go lucky attitude mostly being a facade. she does that to stop herself from going crazy, but when shit gets bad she either becomes gloomy or angry or generally volatile. It's something I wish to explore with my fic. Jade will show her emotionally volatile core underneath her broken mask of positivity. And John and Davesprite (mostly John) have to both accomadate that side of her. But also help her overcome her own emotions.
>>152450697r/iddle me this then. is r/ose lalon/de egoistic because shes boun/d to he/r classpect. o/r is the classpect boun/d to egotistical people.
>>152450839>I am not into this idea of alpha male jade or whateverno I'm not talking alpha male Jade, I am talking the biological and psychological horror of a girl having her brain permanently damaged from the overwhelming need to impregnate another girl because her vagina is GONE and replaced with super dog penisobviously not many people are into body horror but I am really into the idea of Jade obsessing over her penis and becoming completely deranged by stress and her new urges, really getting into the weird and disgusting parts of it
I like it when Jade is pregnans
>>152450895You can apply this question to all classpecting. But it doesn't matter because Homestuck is so deterministic. What came first doesn't matter. All that matters is that she is both bound to light and egotistical.
>>152450895The classpect is made for the character, not the other way around. Hussie hadn't thought of classpects back in act 1
>>152450899Have you read everything you never wanted? It's a super messed up body horror fic featuring jade and her uh..let's just say dog themed escapades. I fucking hated it but maybe you would like it.
>>152450937That tracksA good deal of the CLASSPECTS are as archetypical as they get. I.E John is the most passive social aspect (breath) on the most passive class (heir)And Jake is the most potential man class (hope) on the most potential man class (page)
>>152450523the dog dick is possibly the worst post-hs plot development ever and this is coming from someone who finds it hot. it's like a combination of every possible bad writing decision rolled up into one thing. some things should just never leave fanon, no matter how much you want to spite the pregnancy guy.
>>152450939Eh, sure, you can link it, though I'm a bitch who is really picky about their body horror. But I do love ideas like Jade pissing on girls and their things to mark them, or regressing to doglike behavior when too turned on.
>>152450895She was quite literally built that way, because she needed to be that way due to events that happened before she was created, that she would grow up to perform in the past, leading to a situation she would help resolve in the future, that required her to be made in the past
>>152451002And now the pregnancy guy doesn't even read it anymore and went on to be some sort of published author with a Jade cosplayer wifemeanwhile Hussie is grooming cosplayers and talking about how he tastefully handled pedophilia.
>>152451002I have an abnormal desire to defend it because of how much non hs heads shit on it. Like. There is a world where this plot thread is legitimately interesting. >>152451003Can't link fics in the thread. I can only give you title an author. Their both on ao3 and even then it might be locked to account only. I'll look. >>152451014Yeah basically.
>>152451002It not only colors the entirety of current Homestuck it's driven away a significant portion of the fan base. And Hussie thinks it's "not a big deal"
>>152451074Lol I almost respect it. Hussie is so unabashed in his bullshit. Like of course he named jades daughter yiffy. That's so fucking stupid only hussie could do it. But also fuck you hussie you fucking bitch.
>>152451040I think we figured out a way around thatMultiple ways actually, I saw someone using a different TLD (.gay?) and someone else using a different domain entirely that redirects to the right place
>>152451074it's amazing, we watched Cascade and witnessed a 13 year old girl become a super futanari and he thinks this is anything but really demented and half-assed porn
Can you guys post images with your discussion? I want to experience homestuck in hsg.
>>152451026Man saw where the series was headed and got out of dodge in time. It's funny that all his art is suddenly WMBF stuff now after marrying a black chick. It reminds me of that one PBF comic where the guy is in BDSM gear fapping to a photo of his wife.
>>152451097Yiffy herself is the only good thing to come out of this. How she came to be is retarded obv
>>152451126Sorry I only post about Prisounebound and troll pregnancy here
>>152451003>Jade pissing on girls and their things to mark >them, or regressing to doglike behavior when >too turned on.can you give the name of the fics?
>>152451134I'm pathetic enough to fap to a picture of his wife
>>152451120Hussie straight up doesn't think any of it is bad. In his mind this isn't "Jade cucked Kanaya to make a futa baby" it's "This is how Dave and Jade had a baby" and it's deranged.And this dipshit thought he was going to get a vizziepop TV show lmao
>>152451126Sure buddy.
>>152451134Black jade is so wack man. I don't see it at all. >>152451108https://archiveofourown.gay/works/73584361/Try this. Don't know if ittle work. Anyhow uh yeah. Idk. Weird ass plotline. Idk what else to say on the topic. To try to steer things back a little. It's funny how jade is reduced to a sex object. And generally an object to be used, controlled, or produce offspring. Like. It's actually insanely funny that people wrote her like that and thought it was ok.
>>152451147no like, that's the kind of stuff I write for the concept, like Jade falling into a trance and just wandering into the living room to pee on Rose because her brain tells her it's entirely natural, while Rose just sputters and stares in disbelief as she's drenched and marked
>>152451192YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED THIS FIC IS FUCKED UP AND GROSS SO DONT JUDGE ME AND SAY IM GROSS FOR BEING THE MESSANGER I hate this fic cause it tarnishes the already tarnished name of prospitcest....
>>152451170>And this dipshit thought he was going to get a vizziepop TV show lmaoyeah lol that was NEVER going to happen, the man sabotages everything he touches
>>152451140I HATE MOONRUNES. MOONRUNES IF YOUR HERE IM OUT FOR YOU. >>152451174thank you anon even if its an msfpa i'll accept it
>>152451216No Problem
>>152451192>https://archiveofourown.gay/works/73584361/for fuck's sake, that's Jade/John, no I do not want futa/male stuff I have been talking exclusively about futa/female this entire time come on>>152451208my god are you 12?
>>152451192>Black jade is so wack man. I don't see it at all.Bulit off the simple idea of 'being on a island your whole life w/o any suncreen = tanned skin'But it does feel it's just grown to making her black girl, which doesn't really bother me
>>152451226All caps was a tad dramatic I agree. Regardless my friend I felt it important enough to say. Also yeah. It kinda slipped my mind when I posted this.i realize you were talking about it the whole time but I don't think about fics in terms of what genders are involved Forgive my behavior
>>152451254Jade doesn't need to be black. It's a lot more exotic and hot if she has a deep permanent tan, OR if her grimdark skin never went away. Same for Rose; she should have had the ash-gray skin permanently.
My qott for yall: If you had to type in a trolls typing quirk for a whole day what would it be?
>>152451126Here ya go >>152451283perma tan is the way to go so John can stay white while still being related xSame goes for Jake.
>>152451293Karkat
>>152451283A lot of the retarded headcannons people have when it comes to their race isn't really necessary either, so I don't get your point
>>152451293Terezi. H3R QUIRK IS V3RY FUNNY. YOU C4N ALMOST H34R THE GOBLIN VOICE 3RRUPTING FROM MY 4CCUSTIC THROAT STRINGS
>>152451040there IS a world where this plot thread is legitimately interesting and its not the world where literally everything leading up to it exists. i refuse to accept this retroactive shit being taken on my favorite moment in the entire webcomic. i refuse to accept the further humiliation and desecration of my favorite character in the webcomic and her arc and her relationship with her guardian dog and her friends and their relationships and her BEAUTIFUL god tier form to appeal to a fucking fetish and spite another. it's awful, sorry.
>>152451311>so I don't get your pointmy point is>It's a lot more exotic and hot if she has a deep tropical tan or cool ash-black skingod help me, take me back to 2012 HSG and its better quality of poster
>>152451226do you want to know something? john turns into june in the middle of the fic. so it is still futa x male
.>didn't do the quirk rightYou all must kill me for this.>>152451311My point is that I feel at some point the headcannons goes into active malicious territory. This piece of art not so much. But like if you were to say draw jade as fat with leg hair and some vauge shade of brown to black. Basically making her totally unrecognizable from her base character design Or god forbid draw her like xenopavalia or some other artists do. It just comes off as well totally and maliciously transformative.
>>152451329lol yeah I'm the one who is super into Jade getting a dog penis but nobody save the real retards would EVER argue that "teen girl gets a god-dog dick and suffers crippling depression" is interesting: it's fucking porn. lame depressing porn. you goddamn idiot.
>>152451337lmao in 2012 exotic was still code for "I'm not racist when I'm horny"
>>152451342yes I saw that and knew the entire fic would be worthless
>>152451201Look up JuneyLewds maybe? I think one of her "recent" minicomics is about jade just grabbing whatever girl off the streets and just pounding her, leading to picrel
>>152451192>I don't see it at all.I guess your perspective changes when you're balls deep in a black Jade cosplayer
>>152451356>lmao in 2012 exotic was still code for "I'm not racist when I'm horny"holy shit you are sincerely trying to bring politics into this
>>152451329I get it. Jade is like my second favorite character and the way she is treated is fucking tragic. She is basically the butt of the joke in every aspect of the comic. Her existence is constantly simplified and turned into a joke. And it makes me sad. I think that the plotline is dumb I agree. The contraryan part in me continues to resist dog piling (excuse my pun) on the concept. But it is rather foolish I agree. and the plot change in general was made with malicious intent on the part of hussie as a way of incurring shock value onto the audience. That's what the whole plotline is. Stur up drama by commiting the brutality character assassination in comic history.
So please do not take my fence sitting as an endorsement of a mean and horrible story written by a stupid man and malicious followers.
>>152451367Yeah, I've seen it. Pretty much no artist really hits the nail on the head for me, but some of them do at least lean into her going crazy because she has a penis now. Putricia did some good ones too from what I recall. Jade being a massive rapist creep towards Rose is way too good.
Reminder that the last universally praised piece of Homestuck official content was Jade's route in pesterquest and they fired the guy that made it
>>152451345I think for me it always just depends, because what you describe->But like if you were to say draw jade as fat with leg hair and some vauge shade of brown to black.is the type of designs I fucking loath since it just becomes disgusting and unappealing as hell to look at. At that point it does feel like it's pushing it for some bizarre narrative
>>152451416What if I draw Jade black with huge titties and wide thighs
Excuse my rather poor conversational skills at the current moment. It is rather hard to articulate my thoughts without going into a Karkat esque rant. >>152451416Indeed. I rather feel as though jade is insanely objectified by the community. In almost every aspect by every side. Which is a real shame. It is my biggest fear as a writer and artist. I would shiver to think about doing a disservice to her. She is my second favorite character and one of the more complex ones that gets overlooked.
>>152451416>At that point it does feel like it's pushing it for some bizarre narrativeIt's not. It's not really that complicated. There is no grand conspiracy. It's people who do three things: 1, they feel white guilt and get this insane complex about including one of every race in the world in a story. 2, they see the reactions it gets out of people, and they LIKE negative and harmful attention, and so keep doing it because it also comes with positive attention from white guilted types. 3, it's a fetish. it's just what gets them going, no hidden truths behind that.>>152451439see this man is a #3 and proud of it, god bless
>>152451439That would be cool I shall draw jade as a tall slender framed but with substantive assets. That is my preferred build for her.
>>152451455>there's no grand conspiracy>describes exactly what I mean with your first pointOkay.But aside from that, you aren't wrong about 2 and 3
it's simpleyou can draw jade black,but don't give her black people hair. that's fucking retarded.same with the lalondeseveryone else is white only
Frankly I find black rose to be even more suspect than black jade. i simply an unable to understand. That is the whitest women in existence.
>>152451481You can give her black people hair just don't draw her as a hideous hambeast like that one picture.
>>152451473White guilt is not a conspiracy, anon. It's just another social illness that isn't treated. If you know exactly why something is happening because of obvious and provable reasons, it's not a hidden agenda. It's right fucking there in the open.
>>152451439I'm gonna have to kill you
>>152451481>same with the lalondesI fucking insist that they have platinum-blonde hair if they have black skin, because the contrast is hot shit that looks amazingit is also acceptable if they are French with terrible accents
>>152451500Oh shit, I didn't know I was talking to a living breathing dictionary. I don't GEUINELY think it's a actual fed-supported psyop, I'm exaggerating
I love jade. I wish people treated her better.
>>152451498no to either of those. straight black (color) hair only. no curls or brown hair allowed.>>152451496honestly man it's just contrast. dark skin light hair, it always fucking works.>>152451518exactly!
>>152447198I need to thank you again
d/ay 8. i got sick with flu so im r/eally tir/ed but i d/ecided to d/raw the apple that john ate fr/om memor/y
>>152451518I actually quite enjoy the voice rose has in the pilot. It sounds nerdy but still smooth and calm. There's a certain nasaly charm to it I think is missing in a lot of rose voices. Since she IS a nerd too. But I suppose it could work.
>>152451511Sorry bro I just headcanon Jade with the proportions of Maserati the pornstar
>>152451529>honestly man it's just contrast. dark skin light hair, it always fucking works.>exactly!thank FUCK someone gets it, I swear these threads are full of sexless aliens, it's why Grimdark Rose was so hot! Ash-black skin with platinum hair is PURE FUCK.
>>152451192>https://archiveofourown.gay/works/73584361/>saw the tags >well lets take a gander see what gives>holy fucking shit
How about we discuss some things we like about Homestuck :))Because there are a lot of things that suck. but we are all here because of a mutual love of the comic :) and I feel it's important to balence the two out for a whole discussion. Threads can die because of a domination of both degenerating conversation!
>>152451566>ut we are all here because of a mutual love of the comicWhat makes you think my attitude towards this comic is anything but total disappointment?
>>152451547I could never hear Rose as anything but an extreme tryhard fem, so she has this borderline-librarian tone of voice that's always a little mocking and overly girly
>>152451559Tall lanky jade forever >:)>>152451565I read that whole thing because I just had to know what happened. It was pretty nutty.
>>152451578Is there any examples of such a voice? I have a hard time imagining it. >>152451576I don't think anyone could be on a board like this fueled only by despair. What would there even be to say :?
>>152451554This reminds me of a true crime story where an ugly women wrote a love letter to the actual tard she was molesting where she said he was more sexy than any pornstar. Something along those lines.
>>152451580>I read that whole thing because I just had to know what happened. It was pretty nutty.i skimmed thru bcs im not in the mood for fics but this is so ooc i could feel it
>>152451580>Tall lanky jade forever >:)Yup. Tall and lanky, while Rose is really short and ridiculously skinny, tiny fairy of a girl you could pick up with one arm.
>>152451544Such a mealy apple anon. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.
>>152451599I agree. This anon understands. Rose would be the second shortest at 13 and be the shortest as the kids grow. I have detailed this in an earlier post of you wish to read it. >>152451598Quite so. It was like a rabbit hole. I had to see it all.
>>152451614>Quite so. It was like a rabbit hole. I had to see it allthe ending is burned into my fucking cornea and i cant escape itits so bad omg
>>152451598I read the first chapter only and remember something along the lines of "yeah bec used to rape me all the time lmao"
>>152451614>Rose would be the second shortest at 13 and be the shortest as the kids grow. I have detailed this in an earlier post of you wish to read it.I've always had a real specific idea for Rose. I like to imagine she was always real short and NEVER got bigger after 13; maybe because of the Horrorterrors or just her ecto-genetics, she's just this miniature girl with really big eyes and naturally enormous lips that makes it hard to not stare at her when she talks. Not exactly a midget, because she has freakishly perfect bone-thin ballerina proportions, but the shortest by far.
>>152451639the load of this knowledge feels lighter now if only slightly. If only I could comprehend the weight placed on the shoulders of another pour soul out in the cast internets.Forgive me my hsg brother.
>>152451656>the first chapter onlyi fucking neglected the chapter counter theres more? oh jesus
>>152451671like 5 no?
>>152451659Hmm interesting. I am not so sure I am partial to such an idea if only because it has a slightly creepy quality to it. Like she herself is some abnormal creature of the night. I perfer rose to be as average as possible. Average girl with average everything. Hight weight ect ect ect. She is of course the initial counterpart to John who is also meant to represent the average American boy.
>>152451692indeed
>>152451693>I am not so sure I am partial to such an idea if only because it has a slightly creepy quality to it. Like she herself is some abnormal creature of the night.Well yeah that's exactly it. Weird faerie witch girl who will suck your soul out through your dick/cunt. Someone most people would find a little creepy or offputting, but someone like Kanaya gets a meth-grade boner from it. If they're going to have magic genetics and special eyes, they may as well have mildly fantastical bodies.
>>152451566I like the cherubs.
>>152451692i regretably opened up the fic again, skipped to the last chapter and skimmed thru to the endto reveal it couldve been smth sad but then went back to being shitty oocdid the author read that one hentai of the girl with glasses and go "hm yes this is clearly the way to make june!"
>>152451754i have said this before and i will say it againyou cannot expect intelligent thought or good writing from the "june egbert" people
>>152451765>"june egbert" peoplei dont think thats the issue with the fics writernot at all, they have bad fucking issues
>>152451785how goddamn new to this internet thing are youis this seriously your first teenage exposure to "wow some people write truly messed up shit"
>>152451754I mean its very clearly just fetish porn, forcefem is pretty common among trans people, i dont think its that different fron any other brand of mindbreak, not my cup of tea, but its clearly not aiming to be some ground breaking character study
>>152451813no lol, i just didnt think it was gonna be that fuckedi read the tags and it honestly read like the author was hyping it up and that it was gonna be shiti expected *shit*
My new addiction is prospitcest
>>152451861>>152451727hmm hmm i see
a quite enjoy sharing headcannons with you all. it is so fun to see what you think of the characters and how interpretation varies so rapidly.
what is your favorite art style in homestuck? where do you feel the art style is best for homestuck. hero mode in early act 5? or the late act 5 early bean mode style? Full bean mode? Hussnasty?>
>>152451913What's your headcanon regarding troll skin color shifting with age?
>>152452199I am semi partial to it. it makes the adults seem larger than life and supreme. And the all black color scheme pared with the blood color is a distinctive design choice, unfortunately the art team could never stick with such a thing and thus never attempted it beyond the ancestors and condy. another reason why hs2 is bad
>>152451170>>152451210I might be behind the times, is the series confirmed shitcanned?
>>152452231no in fact apparently production is underway for the real series.
>>152452242Source?
>>152452264i dont have it on hand but apprently its like the first message you see on the HS discord.
>>152452199My headcanon is that they don't, it's just a stylistic choice to make them seem more mysterious instead of poorly dressed dorks
>>152452264Vibri of the Official Homestuck Discord mod
>>152452300i would love if just this whole time they try to be aura farming by being in the shadows and then condy is the only true black troll.
>>152452304>nothing is set in stoneLmao what a non fucking answer. It's gonna go nowhere.
>>152452311She said it would be up to 5 seasons.
>5 seasonsthe gfood future is 5 seasons for every act.bad future is the whole story in 5 seasons.
>>152452340how the fuck do you make five seasons out of act 1 and act 2 EACH
>>152452394well they said 5 seasons for the main story so i would think thats all 7 acts???i actually am of the beliefe that acts 1-4 need one season each. they DERSERVE that much screen time. And frankly i think act 6 should be cut down serverely. And i do mean severely.
>>152452304>nothingburger of a postCareful vague poster, you might say something meaningful
>>152452439>hs discord memberit was sealed from the start.speaking of. checking in again tonight. I hope you are all well. I am kind of tired. today has been a doozy. I got my round glasses today :))i am kind of dissapointed at their poor build quality but they were cheap so i guess i got what i paid for. I am offically jade harley now. hahaha
>>152451566>How about we discuss some things we like about Homestuck :))Pic related.
>>152452571the ultimate redemption arc was taken from us and hussie will one day know our wrath for what has been taken from us.
>>152451566I LOVE SBURB AND ITS AUTISTIC MECHANICS. IT TOOK ME 4 YEARS TO REALIZE THE SYLLADEX WAS BASED OFF ABSTRACT DATA TYPES
>>152452617it did?even tho the names are based of data structures?Anyhow i agree. my only problem is how unfamiliar we are with them.
