icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>I once dated a person who had a twin. People ask me how I could tell them apart. It was easy. Stephanie painted her nails purple, and Tom had a penis.
Kratos sissies..... woke sissies....we lost
the avengers use discord and with this new update...well, it's civil war time, baby
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>>152448780>>I once dated a person who had a twin. People ask me how I could tell them apart. It was easy. Stephanie painted her nails purple, and Tom had a peniswisdomthese halls should learn
>>152448800they really picked the most mediocre reiwa rider from a already mediocre era to be the first one in death battle and they picked a fucking spin off girl for the fate rep
>Cell will obviously win because DA would never let his avatar lose!Remember when DA said Asura was his favorite? Didn’t help him, either. At best, we’ll get a pity alternate ending where he turns into Cell X and squashes Metal like a bug.
Deltarune and Undertale are WEAK verses even shitters like Deku can solo them. They're that weak and pathetic.
>>152448815>even shitters like Dek—pfffwhy do mhaniggers SEEK to be humillated?what's wrong with them?
>>152448783>Kratos sissies..... woke sissies....we lost>Tails sissy moments after this
>>152448815Fuck off and 41%, trannybot.
>>152448808The whole matchup is just deathbattlematchups tier nonsense. Those guys will pull the most obscure shit to make things work instead of something people would realistically watch. Like if you're doing Fate at least just do basic Saber, Gil or even Archer Emiya.
>>152448808I would have liked if they went with KR Ichigo, Kabuto, or Kuuga, but after watching KRG and the movies, I can't help but adore the smug faggot.
>>152448838I'm not a tranny, I enjoy having a cock. I'm not a bot either you cock gobbling gook
>>152448769Goku vs Sonic will be LEGENDARY
>>152448751>Not one fucking person is trying to say Asura is guaranteed to win against Beerus, just that Hakai probably doesn’t instantly btfo him.1. It should kill.2.) Beerus also has sealing haxs if he doesn't3.) I was mostly replying to this:>I think its cool, although I think Beerus' Hakai lets him bypass even Asura's resurrection unfortunately. If Asura won, it'd be kino watching him win though this mentality is what kills a death battleBut no, Asura vs Dragon Ball is vapid garbage for a lot of reasons
>>152448834KWAB! Atreus would never.
>>152448834>>152448864>>152448783Kratos fucked his girlfriendKratos lets other men fuck his wives
>>152448860>>152448804thinly veiled Dragon Balltard scared of Asura RAPING and GAPING his verse
How do I learn how to draw bros
>>152448844Ace is just less chad-like tendou
>>152448883Start with shapes.Then learn about Vanishing Point perspectives.
>Dragon Ball vs Sonic matchup>followed by a Dragon Ball vs Bleach episode>then followed by a Sonic vs Bleach episode How bad would these threads be if this happened?
>Asissyra>Raping and gaping anyoneHe already got embarrassed once. No need to do it again.
>>152448931How about you use your so-called "outerversal" power to grow some hair
>>152448907>>followed by a Dragon Ball vs Bleach episode>>then followed by a Sonic vs Bleach episodeWhat are the matches?
>Atreus grabs Tails's neck from behind>"The cycle ends here, fox. We must be better than this...like my father once said.">Atreus then snaps Tails's neck and looks down at the corpse with sad eyes.>"I'm sorry..."K.O.
>its the final season of death battle>the patreon has been deactivated, no other channels with which to garner funding>youtube not even enough to get by as its been overgrown with slop>these are the last 2 episodes, the finale having to be Wiz vs Boomstick due to shitty past statements though everyone knows Boomstick will mog due to being at least somewhat likable >it doesnt matter what outlandish statements or "feats" are used, it doesnt even matter if people like the matchup. It just has to be something that is guaranteed views and will be talked about for years to come, either fondly or with disdainWhat is this last episode, anon?
>>152448955>The cycle ends here, fox. We must be better than thisthen... don't murder people? learn self-control? show mercy?
>>152448963Alex vs Space Dandy
>>152448953>Dragon Ball vs BleachYhwach vs Hearts>Sonic vs BleachRukia vs Amy
I had a dream one time where the next death battle was for Super Meat Boy vs Ninja Bryan (from Ninja Sex Party, the band)Who do you guys think would win?
>>152448878Asura vs Kratos > Sorry Asura ability to become stronger can't close the gap between him and kratos even though his strength doesn't grow at all as he fights plus he can only resurrect after a thousand years. Asura vs Broly> actually , he can resurrect endlessly , and he can totally close the gap between him and Broly even though Broly continues to grow more powerful the longer he's fights. Admittedly , i'm pretty sure death battle fans are used to this kind of mental gymnastics by now.
>>152448963Composite Video Games vs Composite Comics
>>152448953Probably either Beerus vs Yhwach or Goku vs Ichigo. I've seen some people say Broly vs Grimmjow, but that's stupid.Don't know about Sonic. Maybe Knuckles vs Kenpachi?
>>152448955Weaktreus....
>>152448963Allah vs the TrimurtiGo out with a certified BANG.
>>152449008Multiverse level chest . Made from Multiverse level wood. Sealed with Multiverse level magic.
>>152448985>Death Battle's literal incorrect fanfiction>Broly continues to grow more powerful the longer he's fights.His reactive evolution is worse than Asura's; Asura went from being obliterated by Chakravartin to noselling him, while Broly never grew stronger than Gogeta. They also said Kratos needed to drain Asura's power which Broly can't do.
>>152449008That was a BOUNDLESS chest. Tails would've been obliterated if he did that.
>>152448963Jesus vs Allah
>>152448985It’s no different than what just happens with Ichigo or Yusuke’s feat becoming like half as powerful as it was in Hiei vs Sasuke, or any given Thor episode.
>>152448985That's just death battles problem in general.The Thor that Fought Wonder Woman might as well have been a different character than the Thor that fought Vegeta. Same the Hulk that fought Doomdays and Broly and Godzilla. The Asura that fights broly , might as well be a different character than the Asura that fought Kratos .
Metal Sonic status?
I don't like connections because they make Death Battles less fun. I could care less if the two fighters need a theme, I just want to see them beat the shit out of each other.
>>152449059All lifeform datasuccessfully copied
>>152448963
>>152449071Im guessing 4 horsemen vs who?
>>152449089I'm assuming that is a Hindu deity
>>152449061The connections tend to fill in the "why" people want to see any two particular characters beat the shit out of each other, sometimes this is a random rivalry/overlap, sometimes it's a remarkable confluence in plot beats and story, but it gives the audience a reason to care about the fight in question as opposed to clicking on the "random button" twice and pitting the two that come up against each other
>>152449059Getting refitted for a new female body
Goku and Gohan? Sonic strips them both down, bends them over so their asses are facing each other and shoves a double sided dildo up their asses and forcefully makes out with both of them. KO!Vegeta and Trunks? Shadow grabs them by their hair and smirks when they let out sissy moans. He presses their faces together demanding they make out and forces them to jerk him off while he watches. KO!Only the worst for my heroes concubines!
>>152448769Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verseReminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and his entire verse.
/dbs/ and other weebs posting here reminds me how the OBD was set up in Narutoforums but almost nobody there actually liked Naruto
>>152449111Shadow lost the Bejita.
>>152449089https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalki>Kalki (Sanskrit: कल्कि), also called Kalkin,[9] is the prophesied tenth and final incarnation of the Hindu god Vishnu. According to Vaishnava cosmology, Kalki[10] is destined to appear at the end of the Kali Yuga, the last of the four ages in the cycle of existence (Krita). His arrival will mark the end of the Kali Yuga and herald the beginning of the Satya Yuga, the most virtuous age, before the ultimate dissolution of the universe (Mahapralaya).[
>>152448963Disney Princess Battle Royale the Musical
>>152449136Mulan or Elsa would win that unless there was some power creep since then
We like jewish people here right? I hope none of you are antimetist chuds....
>>152449147Rapunzel apparently has some bs from her show
>>152449120And he would lose a well researched rematch
KIIIIIINGTOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!
>>152449183>They didnt take it back in the "got it wrong" episodeNope Bejita still heats Shadow according to Death Battle. Lmk when that changes.
When they do Wiz vs Boomstick, will they actually play it straight and have a definitive winner or just make it a draw?
>>152449173Pic related fought a group of nazi scientists who kidnap people and turn them into cyborgs does that count
>>152449112True, and true.
>>152449147If everyone gets KH scaling, who wins? I'm guessing Elsa via Marshmallow summon.
>>152449195Draw where they confess each other's love.
>>152448931Post Kratos destroying a mountain :)
>>152449179I still see her losing to instantly being frozen or just straight up impaled by a giant piece of ice. Personally I think Elsa insta wins because her powers have crazy aoe. Its really only a fight if sidekicks/fairy godmothers are allowed.
>>152449173>antimetistTake the baby cock out of your mouth, mohel.
>>152448812This. Metal will RAPE and GAPE.
>>152449201That guy literally fought for the Nazis and bombed pearl harbor. I dont give a fuck what Tojo media has to say about the matter.
>>152448834Post Tails losing CANON Battle.
>>152449204Probably unless Ariel gets to directly scale to some of the strongest like Xehanort or Terranort via her summon.
>>152449059RAPING and GAPING Incell.
becoming a sissy isn't that bad honestly
>>152449228If he has the chaose emeralds it wont even be a fight with Death Battle's current scaling. Basically just filler until Metal decides to win and kills Cell. Really not looking forward to it. Metal deserved a better opponent. A run back against Zero would have been cool with Metal's new upgrades.
>>152449183No lies detected.
>>152449071>>152449122kalki is closer to the lamb than to the horsemen
>>152449115SHARTgon SHIT will never have as much aesthetic and soul as OG KINOruto.
>>152449283Nobody cares about Naruto after Boruto ruined everything.
>>152448815i hate deku but even him is overkill for that troon fodder
>>152449303CANON Battle admitted Metal Sonic alone could solo Bowser and his army :)
>>152449310No lies detected.
>>152449173(Gulp)My hero is FUARKED
>>152448815Not an antifeat. Deku has the greatest final anime season of all time and solos your verse.
>>152449310Then why did he lose that fight?
>>152449331>9 year old screwattack episodeBad research. Metal would gape and rape Zero just like he's going to with Cell.
>>152448860Most of Asura’s matchups are pretty shit connection-wise anyways. Really the only main guy he has great connections to is Adam from RoR and that matchup is asscheeks fight-wise. That aside, I would’ve taken Clive vs Asura due to some good connections that they have (and FF XVI having some similarities to AW) and both of them being featsmen, even if Asura’s onscreen feats are more crazy than Clive’s. Asura just has no great/perfect matchups for him desu. Either he can get a somewhat even battle with shitty connections or has good connections and gets brutally mogged or mogs his opponent brutally.
>>152449039>>152449050Character becomes inexplicably capable of doing something we previously said wasn't possible despite there being no new content to justify it....sure why not
>>152449351No you retard I'm asking you why Metal Sonic lost to an army you're claiming he could "solo" despite the episode's outcome explicitely showing otherwise.
>>152449364Bowser got outside help.
>>152449112As a Goku fan, it makes me happy to know that Sonic RAPES him. Because Sonic nutting full force into Goku's bootycheeks will give him more MOUNTAINS to climb X3
So long, GAY COCK GUZZLING FAGGOT BOWSER!
*rapes your favorite hero*
Zero RAPES and GAPES Metal Sonic and his verse, as directly shown on CANON Battle.Naruto RAPES and GAPES Ichigo and his verse, as directly shown on CANON Battle.
>>152449173Jews? Is that some kind of western tengu? Hate those guys
>>152449387>gumball's momi sleep
>>152449387I doubt that.
>>152449364eggman and the rest of his army held metal sonic back
>>152449353If Adam can copy his regen and power reaction theoretically the fight would just go on forever wouldn't it?
Wow, from what I'm hearing, this Sonic guy and his verse has gotta have some crazy record on Death Battle
>>152449370From what? The Grand Stars? Were you lot not complaining that Mariofags used this exact same retarded rhetoric for the chaos emeralds too? This just validates their point by proxy and we already know base Metal is not killing base Bowser lol
>>152449433Bowser would have gotten raped if he didn't have the grand cope with him.
>>152449485CANON. BOWSER JOINS METAL'S HAREM WITH CELL AND ZERO
>>152449418Asura’s evolution/regen is directly linked to his anger so while Adam could copy those powers, the effectiveness to which he can use them depends if he can copy-paste Asura’s Wrath (no pun intended). There’s also the logistic/drawback of Adam literally burning himself out and destroying his body by producing too much Wrath/Mantra without the necessary vessel to protect himself. Asura has his Mantra Reactor to prevent himself from burning out.
>>152449136Now this would be a return to form, a revival of the old tone where Blanka bit Pikachu's head off, just being vigorously goofy and proud of it
>>152449433CHECKED AND TRUTHFUL #DAFFYDUBS
>>152449535Bayonetta wins by a landslide. Clive barely beat fucking Dante.
>if your episode isn't Apocalypse stomping Black Adam for an entire fight or Kratos vs Asura tier, salty losers will claim that actually they were totally gonna win off the back of how "close" the animation might have lookedwew lad
>>152449545>fucking DanteYes please
>>152448963Unironically Marvel Vs DC, give it the same quality as Bowsegg and make it an army fight
>>152449546I think one of the funniest ones is people claiming Solgaleo was totally gonna win for Ash if he hadn’t used 10 million Volt thunderbolt, despite the fact that Solgaleo’s about to get btfo’d before that even hits him.
Could Kamek beat Cell?
>>152449449>>152449485Metal Sonic used a cope emerald here btw.
>>152449593>Something Metal Sonic regularly has access to vs something Bowser uses in one game and never fucking againCall them the cope emeralds again, pussy.
>>152449581Yes, Cell is a mid tier bad Guy in Dragon Ball and never gets any meaningful power up or scaling.
>SHITnic FAGGOTS seething over GODrio againKek.
>>152449608>Something Metal Sonic regularly has access to vs something Bowser uses in one game and never fucking again>Metal coping with a cope emerald again Bowser uses grand stars in multiple games, and is regularly apart of the Mario series, while Metal is mostly forgotten after heroes. That's why people have to cope with IDW of all things.
Sonic QUIVERS in his little SHOES the moment he hears KINGTOS approach...
>>152449351TRVTH NVKE
>samenic
>>152449370>>152449380All true.>>152449485>>152449485This is where the fight ended btw.
>>152449581Without concept of difficulty
>>152449648>Sametroon
So long, GAY COCK MUNCHER SONIC FAGGOT.
Homosexual sex.
>>152449666TRIPS OF TRUTH.
>>152449628Post Bowser using the cope star in a non-galaxy game :)
>>152449666SATANICser...
B-buh-bros?…
>>152449674Post Metal Sonic using the coperald in more than 2 gamesHe has regular access to them, right?
Clayface vs Sandmanwho wins?
>>152449666Evil Satan lie.
>>152449688Sandman
>>152449674I... I... I CAAAAAAAAAAAN'T!!!!!!
People are getting so retarded over the Chaos Emeralds. There's a 0% chance they won't factor into the fight, so you better just learn to accept it.
>>152449666Imagine KINGser eating chillidognic, digesting him and then pooping him out in front of all of shitnic’s friends haha
>>152449666MY DEMONIC KOOPA KING!
>>152449666KWAB
