Bump if you're reading.
>>152455730how many times has Jen had this exact same page with a different man?
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>152455730bump
>>152455762At least 4 that I can remember
>>152455781>first panelHer smile and softboy: restored
>>152455730>>152455727She’s fucking hideous man. Will we ever get sexy she-hulk back?
>>152455730Bump
>>152455730not my juggernaut
>>152455727Variant coversPlanet She-Hulk #4 Marcus To VariantPlanet She-Hulk #4 Tribute Games Marvel Cosmic Invasion VariantPlanet She-Hulk #4 1:25 Ejikure VariantPlanet She-Hulk #5 Ashley Witter She-Hulk VariantPlanet She-Hulk #5 Stefano Caselli VariantPlanet She-Hulk #5 1:50 Ashley Witter She-Hulk Virgin VariantPlanet She-Hulk #6 Marco Ferrari VariantPlanet She-Hulk #6 Mateus Manhanini Ultimate Farewell Planet She-Hulk #6 1:25 Stephanie Hans Variant
>>152455746GAY
readin'
>>152455730This is gonna hurt so bad!I need booze!
>>152455730>She's still with this fucking loser. I guess anybody has a chance with her?
>>152455742Phillips can only write penis envy characters.
>>152455776>Love winsFucking saccharine crap.
Why do you hate Jack?
>>152455762She’s a slut
>>152459750He's jobber with nubilous powers and a faggy outfit. He's worse than Shinji. Shinji atleast has a reason to be a lil bitch. Plus he looks like Roddy Piper when he did half blackface.
>>152455730>Her giant fucking man hands & jaw. Why do they hate beauty?
>>152455762ZapperWyatt WingfootTony StarkJuggernautMika the Swedish underwear modelAndrew Tate lookin' motherfucker from the club.John JamesonClay QuartermainThor There's more but can't recall.
>>152459880Add Hercules to the list.
>>152455727Reading
Aw Jack didn't die...
Let me guess Reddit is praising this?
>>152459750Why do you like him?
>>152455783>Feminist "writer" pointing out that the sisterhood of women is a myth.
>>152455727Fuck it's been a month already?
>>152459880>Andrew Tate lookin' motherfucker from the club.Which is also rape by deception by the way.
who is the audience for this?
>>152464085Gormless comsoomers who buy anything with She-Hulk on it. AKA your average Transformers fan.
>>152464137She-Hulk isn't a Transformer. And there aren't any robots that turn into vehicles here.
>>152464161You fucking brown esl!
>>152464161Yes she is.She transformers from a Becky to a Stacy.
>>152456965Never.
>>152459705Little bitter with Valentine's Day coming up are we?
Jen's been trash for 23 years given a few brief bright spots like PAD's run (Which had it's own problems like using Mallory Book) & Ewing's oneshot.
>>152459807His powers aren't obscure. He's an energy blaster.
>>152465542He's chernobyl dressed-up like a gay playing card.
>>152465355Go back to BlueSky Slott.
>>152465517Ewings one shot was every bit as bad as rowell’s run. The same ugly Jen with the same awful characterization. Nobody at either of the big 2 can write a character like Jen anymore.
>>152465715This was coming right off of Aaron's run. But yeah you are right it was not as good now looking in retrospect.
>>152455781Easiest spot the artist error this month.
>>152465754I’m so sick of shills saying that. Aaron for all intents and purposes doesnt matter. It might have been an OC. I do not give a fuck about his “she-hulk” and Im sick of hearing that rowell’s run and shit like ewings one shot are anything but abject dogshit just because it “isnt as bad as Aaron amirite!?” Look at this very fucking comic. Look at what Jen looks like in this, in rowell’s run and in that one shot. She’s still got the body and features of a man. It’s fucking grotesque. Fuck every single one of you who trots that ridiculous notion out time after time. I will not be happy until Jen is tall, thin and hot like Byrne drew her. Fuck off with ANYTHING else you insufferable cunt.
>>152465849Hey asshole I'm the only other She-Hulk retard that cares. Don't fucking jump down my throat I was trying to be nice.You know in your fucking bones that Jen the Jen that we love is never coming back!I'm not a fucking shill you cocksucker!
>>152465849>Gives Slott a pass.I see how it is.
>When you find out that Jen was always a shitheel.
>>152465849I bought every issue of the Rowell run. Both volumes.
>>152465575Anon's use of the word nubilous was incorrect.
>>152466059Also, Byrne's art is terrible, generally. I hate the way he drew faces.
>>152466075Yes his powers are nubilous just like Wanda's powers.BULLSHIT.
>>152466059>>152466085This is bait.
>>152466112Bait implies deceit. One is a true fact and the other is a true statement of preference.but yes, I'm certainly trying to rile up the "I can't jack off to this" fag
>>152465575His name is Jack Hart. He had no choice in the matter, even if his powers aren't related to playing cards.
>>152466094No, they're not vague, obscure or indefinite. He shoots energy, flies and has enhanced durability and strength and his powers are the result of exposure to 'zero fluid'. That's defined and super basic. His powers have been depicted as unstable, but that's a completely different connotation than Anon was trying to convey.
>>152466282You are really going to die on this hill? Really?For Jack of "fuckin' never drew a dime" Hearts?
>>152466217I see... Yeah Aaron's was the goat, I came manytimes to this Jen.
>>152466370Yes. You even provided a better argument against him in popularity in your post, so focus on that instead.
>>152466370Not an argument.
>>152466380>>152466382>Jack of Heart Stans in our lord's year of 2026.I've lived too long.
>>152466400Well if someone worships a certain two writers, they probably would latch on to him.
>>152466413Who the fuck follows Rowell & Phillips?
>>152465918Slott was ten years before any of this. No, I don’t give him a pass. The wrt on his run and soule’s run was also hideous, and the writing was ass. Try again though faggot. >>152466059Honestly I don’t mind, buy what you like. but I fucking hate it. And I hate that they continue to make the character for 35 year old cat moms. >>152466085Kys
>>152466435I'm sure one of those is Bill Mantlo since he is his pet character that followed him everywhere.
>>152466435NTA but nobody at marvel has the ability to write her. Jen’s honestly better off disappearing for a few years.
>>152455784Hell fawk naw
Other that they could draw She Hulk with bigger tatas, what is the problem with the art?
>>152466554She doesn’t need bigger tits. She needs less muscle a more feminine figure and a less masculine face. Ffs look at this pages:>>152455751>>152455730She looks like a fucking dude, dude. Only musclefag coomers would think this is acceptable which is why calling people coomers for wanting her to look normal is bizarre.
>>152466554>Man hands.>Lantern Jaw. >Nails not painted.>Swamp ass green instead of Mountain Dew colour. >She comes of very mannish in her movement & body language. Lots of problems. It's like she not even the same character.
>>152466584Shush Slott apologist.
Marvel: How do we make shehulk for modern audiences?Marvel: Just make her Bruce Banner without the intelligence.How little thought they put.
>>152466604Slott sucks and his Jen was nothing like that, nor did the art ever make her look particularly appealing.Why do you keep imagining people are defending that dog shit run? You did it above too.
>>152466634Fuck off Coomer Byrne's Jen is never coming back.
>>152466658>coomer I already addressed this. Wanting her to look normal doesnt make someone a coomer. Wanting her to appeal to musclefag fetishists is coomer bait. Try again.
>>152466584>>152466598I think you guys spend way too much time thinking in the male figure.You should talk about those feeling with your therapist.Ejecting myself of this thread.
>>152466680Yeah keep on touching the hot stove.I'm sure svelte likeable Jen is gonna return any day now.
>>152466726>>152466725>>152466658>>152466604Im convinced these are chatbots.
>>152466379No, I wasn't referring to Aaron's shitvengers, although I like Javier Garron, poor dude was wasted.I mentioned the Rowell book. It had a bunch of artists.
>>152466742Only a footfag would think this Jen looks good.
>>152466742That Jen was booger green for most of that run.>>152466752They aren't even good feet Bryne drew way better feet.
>>152466742She has manhands, massive manly feet connected to cankles, broad masculine shoulders and she’s the wrong color. At least the hair is darker and her face is cute. Better than the roge hack.
>>152466435>>152466413He was reintroduced at the end of Busiek’s Avengers, and then of course was a team member during the Johns run. I loved the Coipel design from Red Zone.
>>152466815I fucking hate Red Zone so much.
>>152466752I mean, there was a lot of foot service by all the various artists and I didn't hate it.>>152466778>>152466768Kek, Anon your malding just makes me laugh.
>>152466846>why yes Im a footfag coomer so that’s all I focus onAlso pro tip those two cant be the same anon, learn to timestamp newfag.
>>152466846Rowell's run might as well have been a Food Network show.
>>152466843Why? It was dope.
>>152466815>When your mom is an ayy and all you got out of it is being half-black
>>152466876It's the reason why Jen is such a loser now.It was the first domino of her fall as a great character.
>>152466858Anon can be plural, Anon>>152466872Too little happened, too boring, but I liked the romance.
>>152466889This.It's all Jack's fault.
>>152466899The romance was the worst part.
>>152466876Most people will tell you Johns avengers was the exact moment when the character went to shit. And I agree despite liking a good deal of his work (nothing since 2011 though)
>>152466945John's is such a hack, He has Jen on the run & she meets a black waitress that gives her life changing advice becasue John's is not above the magical nergo troupe.
>>152466905>>152466889It's called conflict. You can't keep the characters under glass. I love Wanda and Vision, I love Wanda and Vision together, and as I've already expressed, I fucking hate Byrne. But I don't hate Vision Quest. It was ultimately more destructive to Wanda, but I liked the journey of Vision blanco, I like that it exists. You can't feel the joy of fan service in characterization if they're never moved in a different direction.
>>152466998There was an awful feeling to that. Even the characters in story recognized that Vision was essentially killed and someone else was in his place.
>>152466998>hates John Byrne>thinks anyone gives a fuck about her LGTBQ assKys
>>152466998Hi slott
>>152466998Fuck that Toaster!Jen didn't need to destroy an entire town injuring 75plus people then going on a 6 month party bender.
>>152467031John Byrne sucks shit.
>>152467059Hi slott
>>152467042Oh it's 100% him.To sum up his run it's essentially "Memberberries & Slut-Shaming in Boilerplate".
>>152467042No, no. I don't have autistic rage at Juan Bobillo for novel cartooning but even I can admit that Slott's run sucked.
>>152467089>novel cartooningThat's a funny way of saying ugly.
>>152466998This is almost word for word what slott said when someone went at him on social media over Johnny cheating on the bird girl in FF.
>>152467139His Superman run sucked so much nobody bothered to storytime it here.
>>152467075>>152467066It's really not, I've actually reproduced. I've dropped most Slott books I've tried, except Avengers: Initiative, but Christos Gage was cowriter.>>152467139I dropped his ff before it even got to that point.
>>152467153>I've actually reproducedSlott we literally know you don’t have kids
>>152467166Kek. I like that he was always decent to Hank but I actually thought the Scientist Supreme/Wasp bit was dumb. That costume was gay as shit.
>>152467101I'm in it mostly for the art, but I'm not put off by unorthodox cartooning. It was goofy, but it was consistent. The proportions made it cute.Alternatively, I didnt like Pulido from the Soule run at all.
>>152467243Both are dysgenic & awful.
So people aren't upset at the story, they're upset that she doesn't look the way she did back then? Are these real She-Hulk fans or just a thread of gooners pretending to be Marvel savants?
>>152467409It's both, But the only real reason to invest in a female character is just for different flavours of wank material.
>>152455784but whats if I didnts likes it?
>>152467409>Are these real She-Hulk fans or just a thread of gooners pretending to be Marvel savants?Hulk/Shehulk fan thats just annoyed they keep shitting all over Planet Hulk.
>>152467725Then you have standards to some degree.
>>152455727Reading~
>>152455730Damn Jen, really? Page ONE?! You could've at least bought him dinner first.
>>152466742Fuck the haters, this was cute
>>152467409>Are these real She-Hulk fans or just a thread of goonersWhat makes you think there's a distinction?
>>152469006Haha you have a vagina.
>>152467409The story is standard modern dogshit that any other character could have been swapped into. Stephanie Phillips has never written a good comic.
