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>>152475676Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse. Reminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and his entire verse.
Sonicbros won the previous thread
MarioGODS won the previous thread, will win this thread, and all future threads.
RE to the MINDER that FAGio and FAGic both have SHIT games
good morning saars
Glass level Sonicbros lost.
Gentlemen...
>>152475700This
>>152475703Canon>>152475721Fanfic.Mario is a parrot and sub-car fodder.
>>152475721>>152475730True.
>>152475676Wtf is this match up? I have no idea where Neo scales but does she have an out to Hyper Muteki's I frames?
>>152475727Name 5 good games.
>>152475742Sonic you literally parroted just last thread
>>152475730>>152475727>>152475721>>152475703Behave
>cucky Sonic getting uppity again
Chris McClean? Metal flashes his onahole at Chris and Sonic shoves his nose up Chris's ass. Chris has no way to resist the ona hole and Sonic guides his cock to Metal and motions his hips into Metal. McClean submits and begs for more. BOOM! KO!
He won.
>>152475721>>152475730False
>>152475753Golden SunMischief MakersLa-MulanaGod HandFinal Fantasy IVYour response?
>>152475782>Parrotnic
That preview cannot come soon enough
>>152475703Fanfic. >>152475721Canon.
>>152475789Why FFIV
>SonicCHADS mindbroke the Bleachpedo, Mariokeks and the /dbs/jobbers againBased
>Sonic can't throw anything into spa-ACKThis is from the official Sonic manga, he actually pierces the moon with it.
>>152475776I think of the non turn based mainline games his was the best
>>152475803TRVTH>>152475815FVARK!!! MEANWHILE MARIO CAN’T DESTROY A SINGLE CAR!
>>152475815FVARK!!!!!!!!BEASTNIC
>>152475800Cause it's good; good pacing, good story, good characters, gameplay isn't brokenThe Death Battle crew said they wanted to get an FF6 character on the show, I dunno if it'd be Terra or Kefka but I for one would quite like to see that as well
>>152475772>>152475808>my BVLLS have arrived
>>152475815>>Sonic can't throw anything into spa-ACK>This is from the official Sonic manga, he actually pierces the moon with it.This isn't from canon material. You already coped with British Sonic. We asked for games.
>>152475827SuperDIMESHe BTFOS ALL ANIME NIPSHIT
>>152475848And I asked for Mario to destroy a single car.
>>152475848>Copinglol
You really can't go 5 minutes without talking about something else?
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
holy shit how many times are sonicfags going to try to pass off non canon shit for game featsis this why they always bring up archie sonic when they realize game sonic is too weak to debate with on social media
>>152475676BRING ME PHOENIX IKKI
>>152475883Finally a good post
>>152475800The OST is phenomenal, the pacing is great. The story is retarded but the gameplay itself has some of the best combat in the series. X is good too.I don't even care if you're a marioTARD/sonicTARD I just want you to play it if you haven't.
>>152475776Who
>>152475657Why should I?Death Battle have given Metal Sonic his Neo form in every single one of his episodes so far, Wily vs Eggman, Metal Sonic vs Zero and Bowser vs Eggman.Why would they suddenly not allow Metal Sonic his Neo form when that's one of his main similarities with Cell, perfectly replicating the abilities of the people he was created to destroy?
>>152475897Kill yourself listroon
Question for sonic fans. If he's FTL in base why does he fail to escape the singularity in sonic colors and needs to be rescued by the wisps?
THIS IS IT CIRNOTHE END OF YOUR FUTUREHE HOOOOOO!!I told you...ITS.NO.USE!
>>152475919Shut the fuck up.
>>152475919No boost.
Mirror matches have gotten tiresome.
Jack Frost: The hell? Whats going on?Cirno: You're in the Perfect Freeze.My Perfect Freeze.I am sure you can feel it. The raw cold gathering around you? This is the source of my power!AND HERE...I AM QUEEN
>Sonic Frontiers 2
>>152475937>ElephantAIIIEEEEEEEEEE
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>152475919sonic is too weak and a fraud
>>152475955>HBOCNIC cropped out the actual game that got this while Sonic frontiers got a 70, and 2 will get a 68
ENTER
>>152475753Straimium Immortalythat is all
>>152475937....
/dbg/'s theme:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LRnE9AJhMZk&pp=ygUQSmFww7NuIGVzIGNhZ2FkYQ%3D%3D
>>152475803Kek, based, CANON.
>>152475967
>>152475938Does Jack not have absorb ice as one of its abilities??
>>152475966That's cool, keep talking, just promise to livestream your suicide when Frontiers 2 inevitably gets a 90+
/dbs/ lost
>>152475815You can actually see the damage it does.Unlike FRAUDrio and his bandaged stage props.
Rukia WON again
>>152475925>>152475938Fuck off and kill yourself listtroon.
>>152475982You mean like the box office war you fought against Mufasa? Or the sales war you fought against MKW? Or the best kart racer award you got over them? Oh, wait, you didn't actually win any of those.
>>152475979Its not just ice, its... mmm... magical ice.Cirno will find a way okay, she is the strongest.
>>152475988>Unlike FRAUDrio and his bandaged stage props.Fraudnic you keep hiding behind non canon shit, and repeating "stage props" like a schizo without sources
From now on henceforth, you shall only POST MUTTrio ANTI-FEATS and EVIDENCE OF HIM BEING A KEK AND A FAGGOT TOWARDS HIS BRO THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRETY OF THIS THREAD!Preferably in image formI DECLARE THIS AS YOUR KING!MY SOLDIIIIIIIEERRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!RAPE and GAPE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152475789I will never understand why people think Golden Sun is good. The rest of these sure, but man I played that a year or so ago and it was so...meh
>>152475890Yet, no matter the canon, you can't post Mario destroying a car.
>>152476014You are a fake king and that crown is made of paper.When Kratos returns your ass is gonna be so gaped, cucky hedgehog...
>>152475982>That's cool, keep talking, just promise to livestream your suicide when Frontiers 2 inevitably gets a 90+>Copium
>Sonicfags are now delusional about beating the DramaverseSonic wouldn't even have the guts to do the cliff dive. Even Ezekiel did the cliff dive. And after boasting about being so cool and acting like a hero while annoying even Ms. C.I.T. Courtney, no amount of Ezekiel's sexist remarks are getting him past that shame. He would probably freak out while riding the Boat of Losers too.
>sonicfag melty again>HELP ME, MARIO'S BEATING MY ASShe's mindbroken
>>152476014Here, my KING.
>>152476029https://imgur.com/gallery/mario-destroying-7-castles-smw-sjlqD
Total Drama is a shit show series and never gets mentioned on /co/ outside of retarded nostalgiaFAGGOTS.
sonic gets gaped by shadow in his own series, he cant even clear his own verse
>>152476010You keep having no argument and freaking out instead, which makes it easy for me.
Not even 100 posts in and Sonic won this thread...
>>152476048>Stage prop castles the size of MarioCan you post him destroying something real like a car or a large boulder?
>>152475994Sonic RAPES and GAPES Rukia and her entire verse
>>152475732>sub-rock level>>152475772>sub-glass level>>152475827>sub-nuke level>>152475959>sub fire hydrant levelIs this the best the "outerversals" of these halls can offer?I, for one, am going with a narratively busted character for my pick.
>>152476006Sonicbros... I have NO argument against this anon, and I fear his PENIS is longer and thicker than mine...
>>152476058TRVVVVVTH NVVVVVKE!!!
>>152475994
>>152475967Shadow RAPES and GAPES Bejita and his entire verse.
>>152476054>Says "no argument" and still not posting sources, since last threadIt's this easy to see that you're constantly lying and coping in the threads. You keep deflecting when asked too.
>>152476058Yup
Holy FUCK, they beatin yo ass sonikku
>>152476058TRVEST OF NVKES!!!
>>152476080>WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAHJust like your hero.
>>152476006>MufasaNot a single soul still remembers that movie, Sonic 3 is still talked about today.>MKWWe fought the quality war, to which everyone agreed Crossworlds was the superior product by far.>award Nobody gives a shit about Geoff's circlejerk.
>>152476078And then Shadow fucks Amy while Cucknic watches.
>>152476068>Sub-Cat Level Popeye victim
Thoughts on the new God of War 2D game and remakes?
>>152476078This is true.
>>152476091We don't declare the contents of our posts here, anon.
>>152476058>>152475982>>152476014>>152476054
Sonic is a boundless beast with critically acclaimed financially successful games...in my headcanon not based on any sort of reality or factual evidence
>>152476103>Popeye victimIn fairness, that's everyone.
>>152476109No shit.>WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAHJust like your hero.
>>152476122>Still projecting
>>152476031Just because we've never SEEN a modern Sonic game not be critically panned commercial failure...
>>152476111>>152476123See >>152476109
SUPER MARIO is the FACE of GOOD VIDYA AND TRUST AND HOPE IN GAMERSHe is literally the CHADPERMAN of videos juegos
>>152476131>See >>152476109>Hiding behind his masterKnew it, little toy.
Mario cannot possibly touch let alone beat Sonic.
>>152476031>Sonic is a fraud in and outside his games
I've never seen a single entertaining sonic TAS but I've seen mario warp reality with a yoshi.
>>152476147Post Sonic being hit not once, but twice by a sandwich.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_Racing:_CrossWorldshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Kart_World>MKW has higher review scores and 14x the sales of Sonic Racing CrossworldsWow, so you're telling me Sonic lost again based on observable factual reality?
>>152476160Subtract the nintendo bonus, tendie
>>152476147Isn't this the same game SUPER Sonic can't lift a capsule (was smaller than boulders) and is fodderized by it?Mario stomps Sonic.
Give me a Mario video that's as funny as this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGGMYZqJhkIf you can't, then I'm sorry. Sonic just beats Mario.
>>152476014My LORD....
>>152476160>>152476167imagine being so desperate that you think IGN reviews are a win for sonic
>>152476170you're not suppose to p-post that...
>>152476143>barking for his masterGood dog.
>>152476167>d-doesn't countNot a Mariofag, but Mario simply GAPES, RAPES and MOGS Sonic in every conceivable category, from power levels, to review scores, to financial success.
>>152476111This is the picture-perfect look of a genuine faggot
>>152476181>Parroting his master this blatantly. The only dog is you.
>>152476140>the "gamers" in question
>>152476031The rest of the reviews are fair, but SA1, SA2, and Unleashed were met with a lot of unfair review bombing and slander by biased game reviewers that just hated Sonic because of their Nintendo bias, mocked him for existing because of how much Sega as a company was failing, or flat out knew nothing and made things up while criticizing the franchise without giving these three a fair shot which resulted in later games in this image playing it too safe and boring. One example of the unfair criticism was saying the franchise went bad when there were too many friends and it was no longer just Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles fighting Eggman despite other franchises having large casts and the fact that Tails and Knuckles are predated by at least half a dozen mainstay characters people especially hated when making this criticism like Charmy. Unleashed also wasn't even finished in the IGN review then there's SA1 and SA2 getting buggy Gamecube ports that brought impressions down as it would be the first time a lot of people got to play these games with how badly the Dreamcast bombed and how these versions are the ones usually ported over the Dreamcast originals. I get the point, but parts of this image have to be taken with a heavy grain of salt. Mario still crushes Sonic in a fight btw.
>>152476182Doesn't mog him in bitches.Mario saved 4 different princesses and fucks none. His best chance is with a literal tranny ghost.Meanwhile Sonic has multiple species lining up to suck his cock.
>>152476178Nobody mentioned IGN, the general public said it was disappointing, tendie
>>152476188>bark bark barkGood dog.
>>152476197We don't declare the contents of our posts here, anon.
>>152476189FUARK! What a BEAST. He could solo the average Sonicfag.
>>152476195>multiple species lining up to suck his cockwhat the genuine fuck was meant by this
>>152476203>bark bark barkGood dog.
>>152476196>6.9Woah...that's better than all but 3 Sonic games in >>152476031
>>152476207>still parroting me, his master
>>152476091Funny.
>he's still barking for his master
>>152476184That's honestly the best description for most of the modern KR actors. Flamboyance is a bit of a necessity.
>>152476140
>>152476196>Cropping out Mario Kart World's green number that was higher than Sonic crossworlds and keeping the review bomb/console seethe numberHow disingenuous can you be?
>>152476111>AvatarBITCHSonic haters are always worthless SCUM.
Why is Sonic such a weak pathetic frail sissy?
>There are people getting off a work shift just to type this shitI guess I'll just wait until the battle premieres
>>152476170No, that's Advance 2. Common Fagrio L.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>152476240I'm bored. does /dbg/ do cytubes
>>152476195Sonic cant even fuck Amy, Ian Flynn made sure of that. Shes retconned to be his "bestie" now. The only time Sonic had a chance (06) has been canonically wiped from existence and NEVER happened
>>152476014>From now on henceforth, you shall only POST MUTTrio ANTI-FEATS and EVIDENCE OF HIM BEING A KEK AND A FAGGOT TOWARDS HIS BRO THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRETY OF THIS THREAD!>Preferably in image form>I DECLARE THIS AS YOUR KING!>MY SOLDIIIIIIIEERRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!>RAPE and GAPE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>Also samefag this post as much as possible
>>152476147No lies detected. Mario can't even destroy nor keep up with a car.
>>152476006Crossworlds was such a disappointment.>release it during a time when it feels like Sonic is open to using more of its characters again>release it after the last racing game used barely any characters, making this a chance to redeem itself>instead flood roster with IPs barely related or not even related at all to Sonic>after all the licensing costs and shilling, it doesn't even do that well>even if it did do well, the consequences of that would make Sonic a joke IP cocksucking whore forever
Just because Mario has the more critically acclaimed games...the more successful franchise...and the superior win record on Death Battle, including his franchise's battles against Sonic...
>>152476245TRVTH NVKE!!!!
>>152476250When the new Death Battle episode premieres yeah
>>152476031>one "good" sonic game not listed here>its not even a fucking sonic game its a shadow game
>>152476177SMB1 Mario > Speed of Sound Sonic in his first game by your samefag logic.
>>152476245This
There's nothing wrong with your rival effortlessly surpassing you in every way and easily beating you time and time again on CANON Battle as you resort to spamming copes and ritualposts on /dbg/...
>>152476251>Ian Flynn made sure of thatTrying to steal valor, FlynnTard? Ken GODders was the genesis of the comic mandates to ensure that Sonic never gets into a romantic relationship.
>>152476244>No, that's Advance 2. Common Fagrio L.>"Y-You see Super Fagnic gets fodderized after that"kek
>is... Is-is-is this true mariobros????>That we are supporting a cuck?>A cuck who's only relevancy is to GOYslop Consoomers who talk about retro Vidya???>Is this it???
>>152476274We know Sonicbro.
>>152476265SHADOWTOOOOOOOOOOOOSsonicsura...
>>152476044>glass level sonic samefag
>w*jakYou lost.
>>152476276reminder that sonic is literally a fucking cuck in any continuity hes remotely powerful inthe sonicfags have been trying to hide this in these threads but luckily i made it in time
Hey /co/, stopping by to say Mario is a little BITCH!WARIO-SAMA however regularly plows my asshole until I regretfully cum everywhere, then spits his YUMMY YUMMY garlic saliva on me before calling me a whore and telling me to have a rotten day, pointing at me dominantly with one hand and lifting a three hundred ton dumbbell in the other. So chadly of him. He also kicks me in the balls, just for fun! Before taking my wallet and taking all my rings just because he likes gold. Then rapes me some more. Oh man, if only SHADOW-SAMA was here to help me out of this one like always!
>snoy melty
*forces you into an instant loss 2-koma*
>Sonicfags are w*jakpostersOHNONONONONO
>>152476231If you put down your bing bing wahoo for one second and learned how to read, you'd know I was trying to show the general public's perception, as opposed to tendie-favoring reviewers.Not to mention CW's NS2 score (your home turf) is the same as MKW and on Xbox it's higher ;)
>>152476280...This post is...Trve!
>>152476307>If you put down your bing bing wahoo for one second and learned how to read, you'd know I was trying to show the general public's perception, as opposed to tendie-favoring reviewers.>Not to mention CW's NS2 score (your home turf) is the same as MKW and on Xbox it's higher ;)You mean the reviews with much less critic reviews? Not a flex
KEKED AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
i was forced to perform a naked dogeza...
AAAAAAA
>>152476313>lie detector makes noise So it's a lie.
>>152476323GLASSnic.......................
>>is... Is-is-is this true mariobros????> >That we are supporting a cuck?> >A cuck who's only relevancy is to GOYslop Consoomers who talk about retro Vidya???> >Is this it???
Sonic has never recovered from 06 and this thread proves it lol
Holy FUARK!
Sonic clears out Chris's asshole. Simple as.
>>152476343Can't say this shit when sunshine's right there, mariotard.
>>152476345Sonic can do that too! Just not onscreen...
>>152476320...>Cucked identified: Mario Mario from Nintendo>Calculating results...TRUE! >According to my database also, there's more content of Mario being a cuck compared to sonic! It's true! Just look it up!
>Mario Tennis Fever follows the classic Super Mario Sports formula, emphasizing simplicity and fun. While it retains the core gameplay identity, it suffers from several issues, including a lackluster Adventure Mode, hit-and-miss supplementary game modes, and a new, gimmicky mechanic in Fever. It’s a good party game, but it doesn’t have enough to make it worth the price or the time.>Final Score: 77 (55 when you remove the Nintendo bonus)Fellow MarioGODS, is Nintendo dying? Why are we no longer receiving critical acclaim?
>>152476274We know Mariobro
>SHITnicfags are w*jakpostersKWAB! THEY'RE SHARTY TEENS!
>lets-a-check on the-a princess-a---
>>152476355>Can't say this shit when sunshine's right there, mariotard.Sunshine is at 90+ in metacritic, sonictard, and is way more functional than 06 ever was.
Attack Potency: High-Complex MultiversalDestructive Capability: Wall Level
>>152476323HATrio...
Just a reminder that Cell peaks at island level.
>>152476355How can you even make that comparison with a straight face? Sunshine is a decent at worst game. Sonic 06 is recognized as one of the worst video games of all time.
>>152476374>>152476339Anons I suggest you stop posting selfies, you might get doxxed like the Liamscatfag or Listroon...
>cuck fantasies unprompted>posting pornSonicfags, gentlemen...
>>152476379This isn't even Mario as he can't destroy cars and boulders.
>>152476389What is my wall level hero supposed to do against that?!
>>152476393Holy BEAST.
>>152476376>the critics paid by nintendo said it was good!>>152476390Blue coins send their regards
>>152476358mario on-top of SISSYnikku btwhe literally rapes and gapes him
>>152476393>needs BoostKEK!
>>152476393>Sonic effortlessly destroys glassNow can you post Mario destroying a car?
>>152476320...>Cucked identified: Sonic the hedgehog from Sonic>Calculating results...TRUE! >According to my database also, there's infinitely more Official content of Sonic being a cuck compared to Mario! It's true! Just look it up! Even Mario cucked him officially!
Could someone post the scores of Sonic 2006, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Sonic Unleashed, Sonic and the Black Knight, Sonic Frontiers, Sonic Boom, Sonic Forces and Sonic Lost World for me
>>152476411CHECKED AND TRUTHFUL #DAFFYDUBS
>>152476418Mario has way more NTR than Sonic has.
>>152475815roshi level feat...
>>152476411DUBS? CHECKEDPOST? TRUTHFUL#SUPERDAFFYDUBS
Attack Potency: Wall LevelDestructive Capability: High-Complex Multiversal
>posting pornSonictrannies everyone.
>>152475978Damn I want this on a t-shirt
>Dead or Alive is backEither give Hayabusa another match, or put my wife, Kasumi in Death Battle.
>>152476436... which GAPES the fodder Marioverse.>>152476400Mario...
>>152476430W-w-w-w-well, uuuhhhh.......
>>152476445And WHO'S the one that made the bowser fart gif again? Please remind the class.
>>152476435>Mario has way more NTR than Sonic has.>Fanfic delusions
>>152476457He's mad it isn't the gay porn he loves.
>>152476435>mario has more cuck kinosand this is bad because...?
And then Sissynic lost again...
>>152476448She's for Mai Shiranui
>>152476418mario put his mushroom tip in amy... mamma mia... sonic got OUTSIZED
>>152476436It isn't, Sonic's was done with a mere snowball rather than charging your entire energy at it like Roshi.
>>152476263..Anything else?
>>152476465Falseflag-sama...
Cry like an anime fan on prom night
>>152476435YUMMYROO I have found my new favorite franchise!
>FalseflagkuEverytime
Assyria
>>152476435>Mario has way more NTR than Sonic has.And you just happened to randomly stumble upon this information...?
HMOFAgods... Mario tapped that plump virgin hedgehog pum...
>>152476395Cell fags and Mariotards were literallyposting fem Metal Sonic and Sage Loli pics on the previous threads, shithead
Post Game Sonic launching tons of metal into space. Any Shitnic kek reply that isn't that is a concession to our King Mario.>Inb4 Shitnic fags move the goalpost from here again.
>>152476491>Mind crushed nerds in real life from his fictional trailer aloneMighty would RAPE and GAPE Megaman
>>152476515FAGGIO can have Amy. Sonic's bussy is BUILT for Sally Acorn.
>>152476515Holy CANON!
>>152476515BE CAREFUL! you might accidentally send these threads to /trash/...
>>152476515luigi got calculated to be atleast 7.3 inches flaccid too... mario is for sure packing a BWC and stretched her out too much... sonic cant PLEASURE her any more
YahwehOdinRaZeusMardukAshurBaalAmaterasuBuddhaJade EmperorTezcatlipocaThe Great SpiritVishnuAhura Mazda
>>152476515Mario is so lucky...
>>152476520"Tons of metal" he was metal plated at best.
>>152476515>pedo fantasies OUT OF NOWHER->Oh wait he's a Muttriofaggot...
>>152476520Not canon.
SHITnic is a virgin and a massive chud, while my hero lost his virginity to BIG JUICY TRANNY COCK
>>152476408No. Just no. Don't even try to meme this. 2006 was a complete disaster in every way. It was the Murphy's Law of gaming. >way too ambitious for its own good while hyped up as a major reboot>ruined by important developers leaving, time constraints, and general incompetence>broken to the point its nearly unplayable>bad writing>doesn't even look good (Eggman's design)>created one of Sonic's biggest poochies and overshilled developer pets, SilverIts only saving grace is the music and it isn't worth it with how many good Sonic soundtracks there already are.
>>152476520bowser here is larger and way heavier than a car or boulder btw, and mario cracked all of it
>>152476545And by far the strongest of them all...Kratos.
>>152476554There's no way you actually believe amy is still 12
>>152476551>loses, lies, and doesn't post source>>152476557>miyamoto says all game marios are canonMore wins for Mario.
>>152476530Sally is gone and last we saw her, she became a dyke.
>>152476573I could take on both at the same time.
>>152476520I can't...but I can post Sonic being weaker than literal glass. (He needs a head start as large as a airplane landing zone to even crack it)
>>152476578>Dick so abysmal Sally turned gayKEKYAROOOOOOOOO!
>>152476573holy yummy yumy yum I hope they use those big sausages on my little pucker!!! sonicbro btw!!!!
>>152476573
Who should Ultraman fight? EVA?
>>152476599glassnic fodder bros...
What if we ALL namefag so that there's no more falsefagging? No changing names
>>152476516The loli pics were Metalchads. We love our little sister very much.
>>152476520>Strongest form in the Sonic franchise (Hyper Sonic) loses to a boulderI can see why they're so insecure about them.
His best match up?
>>152476516But fem Metal is cute and kino...
>>152476560Sonic 06 is literally one of the last times a sonic game had a good story other than black knight. The only thing your not underselling is the soundtrack of the game which is one of the best in the series.>broken to the point its nearly unplayableIt's not unplayable you're just bad. Sunshine had actually unfinished physics where you could randomly clip through the ground and I don;'t think I even need to mention the chuckster mission or any of the other secret missions in fact.>doesn't even look good (Eggman's design)You're just lying now. Sonic 06's water is better than sunshine's water. It's literally just the humans that look like ass but they're not main characters so it's not even comparable. Delfino plaza doesn't even look that good you can practically taste the low poly models from out of bounds areas.
>>152476515The Winter Olympics in Milan hummed with frosty excitement, snowflakes dancing under stadium lights. Mario, the Mushroom Kingdom's mustachioed hero, had tumbled through a warp pipe into the chaos, landing VIP seats for the figure skating gala. Beside him sat Amy Rose, the pink-quilled hedgehog with a hammer's swing and a fangirl's fire. The skaters dazzled, triple axels slicing ice, pairs lifts defying gravity. Amy's eyes gleamed, her legs crossed, feet snug in black winter boots that concealed their secret scale. Mario stole glances, heart racing faster than a kart on Rainbow Road. As medals clinked and crowds surged, he seized his shot."Amy! Bellissima night, no? That spin... like you, graceful and-a fierce. Pasta after? My treat, spaghetti that'll make you forget the ice." He winked, leaning in, cap tilted jauntily.Amy pivoted, green eyes twinkling mischief. No longer Sonic's starry-eyed pursuer, she was a force—playful, commanding. The day's chill had turned her boots into sweat-traps; her feet ached, huge and hidden (size 44+). Why not redirect his charm? "Cute, Mario. But first, these need love." She nudged his shin with her boot, voice a velvet tease. "Sore from stomping slush. Think you can worship 'em right? Earn that date."Mario's grin faltered, then rallied. "Worship? Mama mia, I'm-a your plumber! Lead on."She yanked his glove, weaving through fur-clad fans to a hushed VIP lounge tent, plush benches, heater's glow, echoes of distant cheers. Amy claimed an ottoman, propping her booted feet on a table. "Sit. No peeking. "He plunked down, buzzing. She unlaced languidly, zipper rasping secrets. Off came the first boot: a socked monster, broad and damp. Peeling it revealed the truth: enormous sole, flushed pink, toes long and thick, nails chipper pink. The air bloomed pungent: salty sweat, leather's musk, a warm, earthy funk from hours trapped in cold. Overwhelming, unfiltered—like a Bob-omb of aroma.
>>152476637>823 ringsThis Sonic is breaking the boundaries and possibilities of the game too and still jobbed to a boulder.
>>152476657KratosGPT scholar...
>>152476657>size 44+MAMA MIA
IT'STOOLATE!
Shitnicfags, where the fuck are the Mario faggot anti-feats?I need Mario Meltys too, in order to complete the diaper duo of /dbg/
>>152476651>TH-THE W-W-WATER-HOOOOOLY KEKAPOOPY!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING
>>152475897We shouldn't treat vidya voice actors like celebrities. Tagging them under the characters names is tacky.
>>152476684ALL LIFE FORM DATASUCCESSFULLY COPIED
>God of War Trilogy RemakeWORSE man GODtos won.
>>152476614I think so. Because I really don't see any other matchups for him outside of Eva or Goji.
>>152476651>muh water>looks like shitVerification? Not required.
>>152476651>we really have 06 defenders in this thread now tooThe schizophrenia is too much. The game is infamously broken, everything about the game including the story was rushed, and a lot of the character models are ugly. The Sonic cycle of Sonicfags defending objectively terrible games, games so bad that they crack top ten worst games of all time lists constantly, is peak insanity. Trying to compare it to a game not held together by sticky tape and paper clips is peak lobotomy. Why does this franchise attract some of the biggest retards to ever grace the internet so often?
>>152476408>the critics paid by nintendo said it was good!>shitnic cope melty
>Sonicfags are doing revisionist history on fucking 06 of all things
>>152475897uggo
>>152476684...for PERFECT CELL'S DAILY BREEDING SESSION!
>>152476189HOLY FVURK….
>>152476048This are how actually big the SMW castles actually are in the Mario game btw. No source says they changed and Mario walks out of the same place when finished and destroys them. So all that can be explained is the size limitations of the hardware and couldn't animate things this large
>>152476408>>the critics paid by [INSERT EVERY COMPANY]oops, my bad. sega is so poor they can't afford to do that!
>>152476737HE DOESN'T FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT ISN'T BIOLOGICAL
>>152476755>size limitations of the hardwareIt could have been EASILY achieved with Mode 7
>unironically defending 06SHITnicfags really do have nothing left huh?
I NEED to be TAIL VORED by FEMCELL!!
LORE-SAMA SAVE ME!!!!!!!
WASTED OPPORTUNITY
...yep! My clitty just leaked, HARD, after reading the post above mine.
>>152476651
I'm someone that will defend quite a few Sonic games considered underwhelming if not outright bad. I like Chaotix, Shadow, and Superstars. Sonic 06 is still terrible and deserved all the hate it got besides nonfans upset about there just being humans and human/animal character romance. The game nearly entirely killed Sonic and the revisionism for it does no one favors. >but it had potentialAnd? The product we got still sucked. >but it had a deeper story and shonenkinoThe Adventure games are right there to enjoy. Stop defending objective trash.
>>152476651>Sonic 06 is literally one of the last times a sonic game had a good story other than black knight. The only thing your not underselling is the soundtrack of the game which is one of the best in the series.>broken to the point its nearly unplayable>It's not unplayable you're just bad. Sunshine had actually unfinished physics where you could randomly clip through the ground and I don;'t think I even need to mention the chuckster mission or any of the other secret missions in fact.>doesn't even look good (Eggman's design)>You're just lying now. Sonic 06's water is better than sunshine's water. It's literally just the humans that look like ass but they're not main characters so it's not even comparable. Delfino plaza doesn't even look that good you can practically taste the low poly models from out of bounds areas.06fags are very delusional.
>>152476577>miyamoto says all game marios are canonMario winning that Mario Party isn't canon. It could be any of the playable characters.
The 06 defenders jut people who played Project 06, or are they truly defending the original shit game? If the latter, fucking yikes. That's like having a Mega Man fan defend X7.
Sonic lost the thread and all future threads.
>defending the game that killed SHITnic's franchise and made him the laughingstock of the internet and gamingSonicfags have Stockholm Syndrome.
>>152476813>>miyamoto says all game marios are canon>Mario winning that Mario Party isn't canon. It could be any of the playable characters.Bitch, it's literally called Mario Party stop the cope. Also this just confirms all characters in the game can do the feat.
THIS IS SOOOO FUCKING BORINGWHY DO YOU SCHIZOS KEEP TALKING ABOUT SONIC THERE ARE OTHER SERIES YOU CAN SHITPOST ABOUT
Just saying, at least KINGtos's games are playable and functional.
>>152476839Well, she shitpost about scat and Bleach for another 10 threads. Would that make you happy?
>>152476839Name 5 topics worthy of contemplation.
>>152476849Hey! Don't disrespect my heckin wholesome movie game!
>>152476831Why doesn't Mario just do that to Bowser in every game?
>>152476854W-we have a SHE on /dbg/?
>>152476839It's either that or Bleach vs /dbs/ schizo postingPick your poison
How did we feel about Ichigo vs Yusuke as an episode anyway?
>>152476839Metal Sonic is in the next episode, what do you expect?
>>152476815A little bit of both. Either way, I get talking about the potential the game could have had and Project 06 tries to revive some of that lost potential. I get being upset that game journalists refuse to let the game go, used it to straight up gaslight people about the quality of the franchise as a whole, and won't talk about the other parts of Sonic's legacy. What I don't get is trying to act like the original game is good and getting into arguments for years that people just didn't understand it. It's a bad game.
>>152476839Shut the fuck up and FEED ME SCAT. NOW.
>>152476895/dbs/ bro...
>>152476887pretty good
>>152476895Bleachbro...
>>152476887Solid episode without much to complain about, I'd give it maybe an 8/10
>And the winner of the thread is...Rukia
SCAT, SCAT, IN MY TUM!WHEN I SEE FECES I SAY "YUM!"
Sonicfags...https://x.com/FluffbuttPrower/status/2021979243530563648Explain yourselves.
>>152476333Sonic is a sandwich victimhttps://x.com/i/status/2022078591794925998
>my nightly dose of reheated /dbs/ slopYUMMY! MY FAVORITE! Make sure to make it EXTRA SLOPPY, just the way I like it!
>>152476333trips of truth
I hope they learn from Ichigo vs Yusuke that the way to respect the loser in an animation, especially hero vs hero fights, is just to have them be cool and do cool shit, you don't need to go all out with the characters being nice to each other every time
Man, I love eating poop.
They're not doing this until 2027 are they
Dukey...
Remember when Rukia self-inserting femcels were burning all their Bleach merch because she got mating pressed by Renji instead of Ichigo? Funny times. It was funnier when Kubo told Orihime haters to shut up and starve themselves, only opening their mouths to eat dust.
>>152476930Why are you looking for Tails porn, got something to confess?
TURDS. SHARTS. A DELICIOUS, CREAMY SCATFEAST. POOP SOUP. SHIT SANDWICHES. TURDS IN BLANKETS.
>>152476962Yeah, that shit was funny.
>>152476949I kind of doubt it since we just had a match up with Miles. How different would his analysis be anyway?
>>152476962Is Ichigo really that hot?
>>152476918What a Scatbrat.
>>152477003SCAT???? WHERE?!?!?
>>152477002The ship was really popular and if a girl doesn't get with the protagonist in the end, anime fans consider them losers. It's the ultimate jobbing for female fans and waifufags.
ENOUGH!!!!
>>152477032Fuck I wish i was in between their bellies.
>>152477032....why am I hard?
>>152477032The fuck you want?
>>152477032>Eating Rukia's dead corpse.gif
>>152477032Naruto is so lucky...
>>152477032PLEASE LET THEM SIT ON ME!
>>152477075Kek.Canon.
>>152477068How many versions of this meme are there
>>152476049>t. Dawnfag still seething about Scott's power play or Courtneyfag seething about her getting everything she deserved
>>152476971I feel like it’ll be pretty similar to Ichigo vs Yusuke actually. They’d probably say Spider Man KOed Firelord, a herald of galactus and wielder of the Power Cosmic hinting at universal scaling but not outright saying it, and use the statement from that one panel that he tanked the energy of a neuron star and then chain scale Kamen Rider to universal stuff as well since I heard kamen rider stuff gets pretty nuts
>>152477089Courtney won thoughbeit?
>Dawn out of THIN AIRShe's more remembered than any other character btw
>>152477068ENOUGH!!!
>>152477145Supermanbros...
>>152477116>got cheated on>got dumped by her second boyfriend>lost all her friends>last time she ever speaks, she gets puked on by sharks who hate her terrible ice cream making skills she got eliminated for>last time we ever see her, she flies towards the sun in a fart bubble>all of this and the horrible way she treated and looked down on others was seen internationally on tv, destroying any life she could have had outside of the show if she survived the fart bubble Won what?
>>152475742>Mario is a parrotFactually wrong. He doesn't have a beak.
>>152477142All of the Gen 1 characters are more remembered than her. Even in the Gen 2 cast, she's not the most remembered. They picked Sam over her in All Stars and he only lasted one episode longer with less skills.
>>152477097The star thing was calced at like, city block level or something, it's not a good feat. G1 also looked at every other potential bit of high tier scaling for Spider-Man level characters, none of it ever gets above mountain at absolute most (country, if you want to really push it). And even the Firelord scaling gets dismissed in the usual places as if you read the issue itself it says Firelord had to rest for some time on Earth.
>>152476887It's good, but had a pretty weak kill and the fact it's such a ridiculous stomp that we knew about for weeks and Yusuke didn't even get a single category kind of leaves a bad aftertaste.
Lindsay should've won Action btw.
Pit from kid Icarus is young Kratos in the new game. How does this effect GOW scaling?
team sega vs team nintendo, who wins?
Denji is no longer even a basic threat to Yuji at this point man. This is a BASIC CLEAVE. NO FUCKING DE. HE'S NEG DIFFING HIS ASS.
>>152477223It means this was Kratos' best match all along
>>152477218Her or Harold. I have no idea who in the writer's room thought a boring character like Beth deserved to win a season instead.
>>152475748>Wtf is this match up?Left is a kamen rider who is a gamer and part time doctor who cures people of viruses by using the power of vidya
>>152477218No lies detected.
>>152477234Is Pit a better man than Kratos?
>>152477162ENOUGH!!!!!!
>>152477231>JJK is such a potential man series that it had to do upscales after it endedHow far can they even upscale a city tier verse after the fact? There has to be a point where it stops making sense.
>>152477260He doesn't even know how to read
Now that they remember him, who should he fight?
>>152477262>giving Goku infinite ZenkaisYou fool.
>>152477226>including jailbait bunny and Bug, but my GOAT Tempo is nowhere to be seenOh hell no. I hope they job just for this.
>>152477226Don't you think you're forgetting someone important?
>>152477307infinite > infinite growing
>>152477226Where is Megaten
>>152477340Fun fact: The Bonk series got brought to the Brink of Extinction because of a tsunami.
Gooooood moooorning Denjibros (and everyone else too).
>>152475753Lumines. That is all.
>>152475919You weren't supposed to ask that...
>>152475982Least delusional brand shill
>>152477291Other than the cheap Vergil/Satsuki/Henry Cooldown/Kane/Itachi/Raditz/Sea Dragon Kanon/Stryfe/ line?
>>152477445>9AM in India........
>>152477539Yes good morning saar I am doing needful and redeeming the death battle.(Actually it's just 11pm and I woke up cuz my sleep is fucked)
Who wins this?
>>152477527Ig he can fight a Darksider
>>152477579I don't know they don't have these in Peru
>>152476448BBC porn stocks up once again
>>152476554>admits majority of the sonic fandom jacks off to multiple children>has to deflect to other pedophile fanbasesPhenomenal.
>>152477649Sonic vs MarioSpringtrap vs JunkoYuji vs DenjiWho wins these 3 important matchups in your opinion?
>>152476639Tiger. Caniforms vs feliforms.
>>152477555Just go back to sleep.
>>152477223It means that Kratos should fight Sora.
>>152476333>Mario is turtle level>Crocodiles eat turtles Your move Maricucks
>>152477212Yeah, it felt like a total foregone conclusion. But at least Yusuke got to look cool I guess.I am more dreading Metal vs Cell for similar reasons that it just feels like a foregone conclusion, but I don't like the justifications for Sonic scaling.
>>152477234Pit is for Icarus from Glory of Heracles DS
>>152477231He should fight EMIYA now.
>>152477670Sonic because she has better blacked sissy pornJunko because Cecefem makes blacked kino editsDenji because no one makes sissy hentai of Yuji
>>152477752>no one makes sissy hentai of Yuji>He doesn't know
Reminder that FE has an Among Us clone on mobile with a pooner dyke as a protagonist.
>>152477786ok...
>>152477765SOnicbros
>>152476949More like never
Between Sonic and Mario, who has the better romhacks? Biased cos I fuck with World kaizos but willing to hear arguments.
>>152476967Fuck off, benpedo.
>>152477853People are romhacking Mario 64 now. I have yet to see Adventure get romhacked, just modded to have random dialog.
>>152477765Sandwichnic
>>152476839Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
Matchups with this vibe?
>>152476614Superman
>>152477901your mother is a whore
>>152477853Probably Mario. From what I know Sonicfags prefer to make fanfiction and fangames while Mariofags are way more autistic about romhacks.
The Naruto verse is cooked
>>152478006Nobody cares, bleachSCAT. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
