>>152493613Nice clods
>>152493613To whom it may concern: Are you actually a fan of SU, or do you just jack off to the waifus?
>>152495808There is nothing good whatsoever about SU besides the fanart of the women. I kinda wish milf Vidalia had more fanart.
>>152495808Both.
>>152495808My whole knowledge on SU comes from Steven Jewniverse and Peridot's Low-Budget Gem Pornography series
>>152495808Yes, no, both Depending on when you asked me
>>152495808Both
>>152496385If Lapis got a sunburn, would she turn purple?
>>152493613I wanna bust on those cheeks
>>152495808I liked S1 and was hyped for what would come after and became disappointed over the course of the series run, ended up not bothering with Future. Spinel was a good enough cap off the series for meSo yeah, I'm just jacking off to drawings of Peridots green fat ass and Lapis's giant blue tits and occasionally the incredibly off-model porn of Pearl because these are the only three SU characters anyone wants to bother putting their 100% into
>>152495808both
>>152495808Just jack off to Lapis and Priyanka, occasionally Connie and Amethyst.
>>152496534man i saw one that was a highscool AU with the garnets fusions were getting fucked underneath the bleachers by Jasper with a big dick. it was pretty cool~
I feel like garnet would be cool with getting her ass smacked
>>152495808The second one.Mostly Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis, and Rose Quarts.
>>152495808The latter. Same with Adventure Time.Both shows ruined by faggots that couldn't write a good story to save their lives.When the best thing your show produces is good designs for porn, you didn't make a good show.
sex with bpd water witches
Need her
>>152499300Need to breed herAmy strikes me as a girl that would get off on being pregnant a lot>"yeah dude, you should pump another one into me, you know I hate being empty"
>>152495808Lost track of it after Malachite and after that, I just lost interest. I liked most things pre-Malachite.
>>152495808I just jack off to gems.
>>152495808>Are you actually a fan of SU, or do you just jack off to the waifus?this has to be a rhetorical question, or has /co/ actually become the troony tumblirite hellscape people joked about?
How many Gems can do this?
>>152495960>Peridot's Low-Budget Gem PornographyWhat is this?
>>152502071>What is this?Its Peridot's Low-Budget Gem Pornography
>>152502071A YTP
>>152496988asking for a friend, where would one find this?
>>152502014>>152502029>>152502058Gem Domination is really boring and filled with shitty art.
>>152497111A man would break his hand on it but that's the mark of a quality ass
>>152502284i wish i could tell you it was posted on /aco/ while the show was airing and i haven't seen it since
>>152502826>/aco/ while the show was airingtruly a moment lost in time.
>>152502853...like tears in rain
>>152495808Watched it as it aired, same with Adventure Time
Amethyst, please...These are my 4th pair this week...
>>152503714Depends, do you consider farting while siting next to me in the car, or at a bar or in a box or with a fox a form of bullying?
>>152502826my heart is broken... on behalf of my friend of course
>>152495808I have never seen an episode is Steven Universe.
>>152502071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02LMEEpejSQ
>>152495808I love the series. I acknowledge the flaws especially with the final season and the finale of the original series. Jerking off to internet porn is just a bonus really.
>>152495808I used to be a fan of SU, the first two seasons were absolutely magical, before the show was ran into the ground, its lore and worldbuilding and mystery destroyed. None of the waifus in it were really my type either. So there is now nothing left in it for me but bitterness about how great it could have been and a reminder of how old ass fuck I am when I realize that the show released in 2013, 13 years ago.
>>152504873I miss old youtube :(
>>152495808I watched the show a lot when it was still going. If i tried rewatching it now i would probably think it sucks
>>152503714I want to bully her until she cums.
>>152493613
>>152495808I liked the songs, does that count?
>>152495808>implying anyone in these threads has seen the show
>>152495808Off-model fanart of a select few Gems is the only thing about this show that isn't complete ass outside the first season which showed some promise
>>152505993I did
>>152506824name 10,000 homeworld gems
Woah, guys. Easy on the snacks, eh?
>>152495808I liked SU for the most part, especially when the early seasons were airing. And at the same time, Pearl is best sticc.
>>152502781Amethyst’s ass will jiggle for a weekGarnet’s can take a shotgun blast
Would you answer?
>>152508168>no Pearlno
>>152508168>hello, peridot. Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
>>152507084aren't there hundreds of thousands of the same gems and agates? Ruby would be enough for at least 10,000 soldiers
>>152508168I'd draw two eyes on my ballsack and make her talk to my junk(my cock is the nose)
>>152495808Not a fan, but a watcher of season 1 & 2. I dropped it later. I hate everyone except the gems and anything not focusing on gems. And within the gems there are those who I dislike as characters. The porn is the only other thing worth talking about other than the gems and their alien machinations.
>>152499300prone bone
>>152495808>Boy with mommy issues becomes the strongest member of a race of which he's the only male>But he rarely uses his martial prowess, instead using diplomacy to talk down any creature he encounters>He is treated like royalty by billions of female-shaped, ageless entities>He is seemingly irresistible to all of them, not even sexually; they all just love and adore him>Some try to kill him, but his aura is such that, within a few hours of getting to know him, they submit to his willThe story speaks to me
>Perispammer threadOh joy, here comes more bullshit.>>152508969>Some try to kill him, but his aura is such that, within a few hours of getting to know him, they submit to his willThat's only because the entities that tried to kill Steven were either humans, Gems, or had some form of connection to the two. Put an malevolent entity, intelligent or otherwise, that fits none of the above criteria and they could easily get the job done....now that I think about it THIS is probably the reason why Rebecca and Ian didn't introduce other alien civilizations during the show's run, they poke too many holes into the show's already-flimsy story and lore.
Amethyst knew what she had going on
>>152509717slim amethyst
>>152502042They can all do it but only one WILL do it (unprompted)
>>152509248>>Perispammer threadHow? Because it has Peridot in it?
>>152510821i like to think that lapis here is completely oblivious to human standarts and is confused why she has to wear this
It would be a marked improvement if the gems actually did have bust, ass cheeks, and eyelashes. Prove me wrong.
>>152511199Gotta give it to him, imagine spamming so hard that people still assume anyone posting your waifu is you long after you stop posting.Only the best, most persistent autists can inflict that kind of PTSD.
> Should be on my lap
>>152511412reminds me of the group of amphibia dorks who raid owl house threads and vice versa but instead of admiring them like you I think they're all retards including you
>>152495808Unfortunately not just the first one since he's mentally ill.
>>152508689SquidwardOr that dude from Hey Arnold
>>152495808I liked it till the Cluster shitshow, after that I dropped the show but keep lurking some threads. I'd say Blue Diamond is my favorite design and voice wise.
>>152509248I liked Peridotfag. I hope he is doing well.
>>152495808When garnet was turned into nothing but a lesbo metaphor, I left.
>>152512857She needs more lewd arts, thicker.>>152512914I don't like him. He treats every answer like an actual attack and can paint you as enemy easily. He gets triggered at anything. Fuck that snowflake.
>>152507109How
>>152512976I guess artists are weary of lewding her because of her initial portrayal as a child. Even when she turned out to be an asshole from Management, she had a childish (bratty) air about her.>and can paint you as enemy easilyHe was negotiable in my interactions with him.What I liked about him was that he was bothered by a situation and he applied himself to express his displeasure. It also helped that I agreed with him. The moderation here and on Plus needed to be knocked down a peg.
Any Peributt requests? Just her. Maybe Pearl too, it's been a while since i've drawn her
>>152513198How about either of the two enjoying a nice ice cream or popsicle?
>>152513198Requesting Peridot twerking on the hood of a car
>>152513099I agree about the moderation but I did plain and obvious silly jokes on this thread while dabbing on the jannies and he got offended by it.
>>152513198Requesting Peridot killing this anon >>152513353 with a shoop da whoop
>>152513198Peridot sitting on anon's face
>>152493613Fuck man, I wish I could enjoy SU as a show because it has a lot of cute girls and fun concepts in it.But I just can't sit down to actually watch it.Season 1 to 2 beats me in the ass with it's humor and doesn't really do it for me.
>>152511997>where she can brap
>>152513198Peridot giving/receiving a Valentine's Day card.Something cute, if you please.
>>152512914Daw, I like you too anon>>152513099I think that anon is just really upset that Peridot won in the end, which posts were yours? Do you have any desu links?
>>152513588>I think that anon is just really upsetThanks for proving how right I was, snowflake.
>>152513611It's pretty obvious you're not in a good mood right now, just sayin
>>152513252>>152513577I don't think i made my intentions that clear, despite the obvious. When is aid "Peributt" i didn't mean it as a funny nickname, i meant it as me drawing her with a fat ass
>>152513704How about the scenario of her telling anon this seat's taken or something like that?
>>152508168I would if only to hear what gremlin technobabble she'd spew at me.
>>152495808S1 and the pilot were great, dropped it sometime in S2
>>152513704>>152513448 but the shoop da whoop is coming from Peridot's big butt while she's commenting that Amethyst was right about eating that many burritos
PERIDOT NEEDS TO GO ON A DIET NOW
>>152513666>dude u madReal shit?
>>152513725>Anon! I demand you get here NOW for cross-species reproduction testing! My artificial gem-human incubator is almost finished but I require more liquid seed from your injector to run experiments.
>>152513198>>152513704>i meant it as me drawing her with a fat assAh, well in that case:Have Peributt presenting her plump backside as a Valentine's day meal/present to the viewer.
>>152513819Even better. Do it.
>>152513819Kill yourself
>>152513833>u madhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTw9LRFdUeE
time to bully that fag. peridot is no more. turned to dust
>>152513902Oh it's adventurepedo again, damn I really thought it was a different anon mad at me this timeWell, guess I'll sit back and watch the fireworks again
>>152513951who? im not a damn pedo, you pedoyou have been dusted>running awaydefeated
>>152513951Is it? haven't seen that schizo in a while
>>152513588>Do you have any desu links?Nah. I was one of the anons who told you that our thread had Peridot-like ocs and you agreed to leave us be because of that. I also occassionally made requests for specific pics while you were dumping Peridots, like "Post more ass pics" and you did. In one of our interactions you told me that you commissioned something with Peridot (I think an animation?) but you refused to share it.I saw pic related on Plus the other day and I had a laugh. Do you have any screencaps of Blackhand trying to ban you and discover where you are from?
>>152514073ops
>>152514052Yeh xe always repeats the same stuff so I don't bother much>haven't seen that schizo in a whileI'm sure he was in one of the AT threads, I encountered him being mad at Perichads in several threads recently, shit was pretty funny>>152477377>>152514073>I saw pic related on Plus the other day and I had a laughYeah that was actually enough for Blackhand to back off and revert the autosage on that thread, gotta be honest I almost respected him for not getting upset and trying to fight though he probably saw what I did on this site and got scared>Do you have any screencaps of Blackhand trying to ban you and discover where you are from?Nah I never cared much about that site but you could probably still see some of his posts about me in the Ms. /co/ 2024 threads, I think he believed I was a roach because I was using turkish IPs on TuxlerVPN
>>152514211>fregoli paranoiaI literally hate that tranny show. you lost again. Dusted.
that one zone animation of peri with the toothbrush is pretty peaki only wish it ended with someone walking in on her and turning it the other way going "oh peri, let's polish up that gem" and turn the bristle rotation speed to the max straight on her periclit
>>152514073Also if you're wondering how Blackhand tried to ban me, he actually did try pretty hard and used aggressive fingerprinting (such as banning user agents and even WebGL data/timezones) that a regular spammer probably wouldn't have been able to figure out but I managed to slip through somewhat easily due to my experience here, not gonna disclose which software I used because I just might need it later in the future
>>152513548Seconding
>>152514355figure out this
>homosexual autists are at it againpost cute gems retards nobody asked for your opinions and none of you care what each other's opinions are anyways so stop wasting your time, this thread's reply count, and most importantly stop wasting a perfectly good opportunity to talk about sexy women.
>>152515591I mean that one Peri appreciator literally asked me so he did care, anon
>>152515591She looks like she's angrily demanding that I give her the key to the bathroom door after I gave her bunch of lemonade
>>152515626did you stop and think if I asked? and I must stop myself because you did not ask, and you also did not ask for an explanation nor an explanation of the explanation nor an-
>>152515664I think you should ask, we humans invented asking, after all. Gorillas have been taught sign language but no animal has ever asked a question. Asking is what makes us human
Peridot should have tiny titties and a big, fat ass.
>>152515775Preach
>>152515778
>>152515626>Be anon>The gems have left Peridot in your care>Peridot gets to familiarizing herself with human interconnected technology>She stays in a lot, consuming media and snacks>Her form becomes nice and plump but never obese>"I don't want to look like a boulder like Rose Quartz" the green cheeto says>Even though she has mellowed out about...well everything, Peridot still bears resentment for the traitor>Also she has been watching My 600lb Life>Peridot is a either petite or a shortstack. Whenever she gets too chubby for her liking, she poofs herself and resets her form>Steven occassionally does a wellness check to make sure you aren't taking advantage of your guest>Which you totally do>Peridot repairs things for you, hacks things for you, and you often play with her soft, jiggly ass>She mistakes this as a human greeting of sorts >One day she returns home with a cranky expression and a handprint on her face>"This is not a human greeting" she states in her deadpan voice>"Oh umm!">You begin to sweat bullets>Peridot has control of all of your devices>She can brick everything you own>All that porn with watermarks of sites that don't exist anymore>All that smut of artists who nuked their galleries ages ago>Gone, like tears in the rain>You throw yourself to the floor and beg for forgiveness like it's Judgement Day, grabbing her small foot>Peridot agrees to let it slide simply to get you to let go and shut up>You can't outright tell her that you have been sexually taking advantage of her, so instead you tell her that you have been kneading her ass to "relieve stress">"Oooh! I get it! I use toys for that!">Peridot goes into her room>You are a little taken aback>Toys? As in dildos?>Has Peridot been mastur-
>>152515893>Peridot returns with a few squeaking dog toys>"Whenever I get angry, and it's often because the interwebs have more clods than a mine, I squeeze these!" she says with a bit of excitement>Then she sqeezes one to demonstrate her point>*Squeak squeak squeak*>"But the sound annoys me" Peridot says through gritted teeth, "and I end up squeezing them more.">Peridot is strangling a rubber chicken with genuine hatred in her eyes>The rubber chicken cries for help with a prolongued squeeeeak>This is getting scary>Peridot isn't stronger than you but she is awake while you're asleep>The gremlin lets out a sigh and stops>She looks at you with narrowed eyes as she scratches her chin thoughtfully>Uh oh>You put one hand over your neck and another over your dick>Since that day Peridot will occassionally approach you muttering a stream of curses and abuse your asscheeks by grabbing and squeezing them to relieve stress>You are too scared to let out a peep
>>152515775>>152515778DFC, child-bearing hips, and high heels.>>152514355I'm not tech-savvy anyway. I just want to have a laugh at the cunt. He didn't create the site and he wasn't funding it out of his pocket, but he is powertripping in it and fucking with it's users. He is basically the villain from the animated short The Body Electric.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8I_VgWI_xs
>>152515893>>152515902Kek, good read anon>>152515908>I just want to have a laugh at the cunt. He didn't create the site and he wasn't funding it out of his pocket, but he is powertripping in it and fucking with it's usersYeah I really don't know why people post there anymore but hey it is a candidate for refuge if this site ever dies and it's good to know he's too afraid of fighting me, might makes right.
I blame Turanga Leela
Ruby questioning 4000 years of lesbianism at the sight of a huge cock her wedding vows are coming into conflict with the inherent size queen nature of a Ruby
>>152515920>offtopic metadramadusted
>>152515778best combo
>>152516040>post a big titty thick thigh Ruby>focus on the man's cock in your headcanonRuby goes straight but anon went the other way
>>152516081Indeed
what's with this temper tantrum the IRL gemstone poster is having?
>>152516083Size queens are hot
>>152516140spams constantly just ignore him
>>152495808No one actually enjoys the show, but there’s a few talented artists working on it who were able to inject some of the characters with some of that good-good at the concept stage. Steven Universe lives in fanart, for the most part, and that’s fine. I still find Garnet and Amethyst very hot.
>>152516140It's like a discount store lee goldson, just follow the Aquamarine anon's advice and let him sperg out>>152516163This
>>152516040>>152516083>>152516161Ruby and Sapphire reaching synthesis between lesbian marriage and COCK THIRST by fucking men as Garnet or shortstack threesomes.
I really love Rose Quartz and I wish I wasn’t already in my thirties so I could be a young boy and nurse on her and fuck her and call her my mommy.
>>152516229Dude, why do you think Greg was so into her? She's huge enough that you could do that AS AN ADULT MAN.
The show was fun when it involved the gems. It would've been much better if the townie crap was replaced with down to earth gem episodes.
>>152515775Agreed.
>>152516522Frankly I think the townie crap is the only reason why the gem stuff worked because there's zero stakes if Steven gives himself up to Aquamarine and there's some nobody we have never met on board instead it uses it to flesh out Lars and give him a wider bredth as well as clarifying the reason Pink is seen with regular lions but Steven's lion is pink. To add to that Sadie is best girl hands down and her songs weren't excellent but the va killed it by performing the entire thing a bit nervous and in-character, Lars isn't a badly written character just because anons don't like how he acts and never knew someone like Lars irl, Onion is a very expressive young man and his mom is very sexy, the cool kids aren't deep but they serve their auric purpose, Mr Smiley and his old comedy buddy was a dumb episode but I liked that he went there sad not because he's genuinely depressed but because he missed their comedy routine banter the entire thing is an act he's performing, Connie's parents especially the dad are a little hollow but they're written as controlling but also deeply caring parents so it's not like they have a lot of wiggle room given the interstellar nature of the lore. I don't think I'd give a shit about all the insane places they visit if there wasn't enough semi-normal town stuff going on. It's a good balance and I think you're thinking from an autistic retard standpoint and not an autistic story ideas writer guy angle. There's no way you could construct the story they had by removing 60% of the series and making Steven have zero human friends to bounce off of. To add to that last point, the episode where Steven hops in Peridot's escape pod with the cool kids taking selfies fundamentally does not work if he is not allowed to be sick and tired of the gem stuff all the time and never sought out normal teenage kid activities
>>152495808Jack off to the waifus, of course. Only faggots are actual SU fans
>>152495808Just jack off to the waifus.
>>152495808Used to be. The show squandered a lot of its potential, and Future was nothing but character assassination that was latching onto the trend of making all male heroes emotionally broken puss-nuggets who are all trauma turds in a shallow bowl.Now I wank to the girls, and think of wacky crossovers, like how hard the Federation would counter the Diamond Authority.
>>152495808SU was alright at first. I feel it's just simple fun at the start as a monster of the week style show, and then gets to it's peak when Peridot debuts and through to the point where Steven and Peridot drill down to the core. Drops off after the resolution to this huge built-up world ending threat is to just slap a bubble over it and ignore it. There's still a couple of decent episodes after that point, but the second half is full of too many more cop-out resolutions and filler episodes.
>>152493613>Peridot with frecklesI didn't know I needed this holy shit she's perfect. Imagine her butt freckles.
>>152516114lemon line flavored
>>152516832>lemon scented cocaine YEEHAW
>>152516832Yum
Gentlemen, for your consideration again, gem prostitutes
>>152517028>being this weak and easily triggered Woosh
>>152517197Meh I prefer gems taking dick for the love of the game
>>152517484prostitutes can take dick for the love the game as wellThey just want some walking around money as they do it
>>152517484For every Gem prostitute, there's an Amethyst who'll drain you dry for a plate of cheese fries and kiss on the cheek.
>>152517647That could still count as prostitution Just with different payment
>>152517782Cute feet.
>>152517197Gem prostitutes but they got confused and started paying men to fuck them
>turning into Greg's cat is silly and innocent fun and there's no reason not to have told Steven about it >not unless there were other associations in his head that give him reason to never want to speak about it again >in the same episode she transforms into Rose and torments him with visions of his dead wife and he says "But I can't let you do this to me again!">to her it's just a joke to tease him and as a gem she can't possibly understand grief (yet)soooo.... while Greg was taking her to pound town I'm pretty sure Amethyst turned into Rose, but not only that but she did it while they were experimenting with tranformations. Specifically la gata el sexo
LAPIS STOP FEEDING HER
>>152495808yeah I like steven universe but I have a hatred towards the "there's no filler" crowd, there absolutely is filler, and their excuse that "there isn't," boils down to what is learnedan episode could be 21 minutes of the gayest filler shit there, and the last remaining minute you learn a bit of loreand that's what the show is, super fucking gay, only moments tied to drama and backstory to steven's mysterious mom is what I found slightly interestingthe finale was so fucking lackluster and hyped way too much, it was fucking gaybtwspinel >> peridot > lapis >>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest
Best dancer
>Lapis is fascinated by your "strange water">Your strange water being your sweat>She tries constantly to have hot, passionate sex with you so she can lick the sweat off of your naked body
>>152507109Never actually thought Prisionsuit would touch these characters.
>>152495808>FanNo, even though there is a lot I like. It's up there as one of the worst wasted premises in tv.>WaifusOnly peridot and spinel could qualify, but only peridot does anything for me. It's the whole personality though, not just the smoking hot body
>>152520102theyre now dust unfortunately
>>152495808Steven Universe is one of the best shows Cartoon Network has produced. But take a look at any /co/ thread for a show that ended over 5 years ago and posting porn of the waifus is the main thing you'll see people doing.
>>152520847>Steven Universe is one of the best shows Cartoon Network has producedFunniest post ever, tranny. Really. Made me cachinnate
>>152517197Fucking cringe
>>152517111All these posts and only one anon posts only one picture of the only one worth spanking it to. Pathetic.
>>152521664
Gems are designed for cock
>>152520847I think it's a good series too, maybe not the best but it's got some good moments in it. the weirder experimental episodes were my favorite like letter to Lars, Sadie Killer and the suspects, the one where Garnet asks Steven "what do YOU think I did today?", and the roadrunner gem mutant episode just to name a few. But the entire series is experimental and there's nothing else like it on the market that presents advanced existential concepts like literally being half your own mom while also portraying mundane troubles like a girl not texting back. I forgot what my point was but frankly pink diamond is a sociopath and I'll deadname that fat bitch until the day I die
>>152522069My favorite thing about the series is that it takes a grounded realistic look at the emotional journeys of characters as they go through the most insane shit and crazy situations that literally no one has ever lived through before and they have to figure it out as they go.
Love this little purple jellybean.
>>152520102>but only peridot does anything for meBasado
>>152523151She made the show watchable for a few seasons
>>152523151Just imagine this crawling into bed with you. Not just for sex, but because she likes sleeping with you.
>>152524319The dream.
>>152524379A fat loose Latina?
>>152513353https://files.catbox.moe/kdmm0f.jpg>>152513864https://files.catbox.moe/dau59s.jpg
>>152524319Imagine both of you waking up to the sound of Amethyst's room-shaking sleep braps
>>152524500Tight stuff
>>152523027>The morbid look on her face as they ride together on the lion carrying the rebellion flag and Steven looks innocent and happy God what a great episode made even better by later revelations
>>152523027>>152525520I hated that episode. I mean much of the series sucks, but I hated that episode.
>>152525959why?
>>152505326Faggots' idol
>>152526984Garnet is cute tho
>>152524654I already do think about that all the time.
>>152517197What a steal!
>>152495808Both, but haven’t fully watched it in a while though
>>152524500sexo
>>152524500>https://files.catbox.moe/kdmm0f.jpgNice work, thanks for the cute feet.
>>152495808The only redeemable element of SU is the porn.However, I personally don't fap to it.The character designs look ugly to me.Yes, even when off-model.
>>152495808>Are you actually a fan of SU, or do you just jack off to the waifus?I was a fan because of the lore AND the characters but then i blacked out after watching that shark tale-tier shitshow of an ending and realized >Oh yeah this is indeed a gay ass show, stupid silly autistic me for expecting otherwise.And the just started jacking off to the gems characters time to timeOh and Future sucked ass but the movie about Spinel is nice at least. Ya know maybe i should rewatching itIn4b something calls me sharktalefag for mentioning/posting shit tale movie
He owed her sex.
>>152530290>I was a fan because of the lore AND the characters but then i blacked out after watching that shark tale-tier shitshow of an ending and realized Yeah, that's a sentiment we can all share. I blacked out before that because they wouldn't stop obsessing over making townie episodes.
>>152508969>Boy with mommy issues becomes the strongest member of a race of which he's the only male>But he rarely uses his martial prowess, instead using diplomacy to talk down any creature he encounters>He is treated like royalty by billions of female-shaped, ageless entities>He is seemingly irresistible to all of them, not even sexually; they all just love and adore him>Some try to kill him, but his aura is such that, within a few hours of getting to know him, they submit to his willGanondorf?
>>152530373>Steven and Spinel stand in the Garden. He's erected several chalkboards with equations and pictographs on them>She sprawled in a school chair, legs splayed, arm over the back of the chair"And that's why you shouldn't try to kill me and everyone on earth," Steven says, underlining the word EMPATHY at the very bottom of the board.>Steven let out a breath. Surely this TEDtalk would be enough>Surely now, she would see the beauty of life on earth>Spinel just looked at him, obviously bored>He wilts, realizing that he probably hasn't convinced her"And I... I- uh- FRIENDSHIP and uhhh, HAPPINESS and ᶠᵘᶜᵏ..." He flounders, digging deep into his bag of buzzwords, drawing nothing.>At this rate, everyone was gonna die because he couldn't convince his mom's stress toy to play nice> It's then that Spinel straightens up, a fire in her eyes"Come 'ere, Stevie." She soberly says, crooking a finger towards herself.>Steven's breath hitches, his muscles tighten, without his powers working right, she could kill him out here, and no one would even know>He obeys, hoping to salvage this situation somehow>As he approaches, he notes the slight smirk on her face, which sends chills down his spine for some reason>Standing in front of her, he looks her in her eyes>She suddenly stands too, startling him.>She is slightly shorter than he as she looks into his eyes"Y'look just like her, y'know?" She coos."Sound like her a lot, too.">Spinel places her hands on his shoulders>Steven looks to the sides, wondering where this is going"We used to play a game in this garden," she whispers. "She called it 'Pie Game', Y'wanna know how to play?""O-okay?" he says, quizzically.>She smiles at his pensiveness"Its simple," she says. "One of us is the Eater, and the other is the Pie."
>>152530290Peridot was the only character not fucked up by Future. Everyone else took retard juice.
>>152531474Trvth nvke
>>152531284>Steven feels the pressure she starts exerting on his shoulders, pushing him to his knees. In his weakened state, he kneels"Now, I've always been the Eater whenever me and Pink used'ta play." She sneered at him. "But I always wondered how it would feel to be the Pie.">Before Steve's very eyes, her bloomers dissolve, revealing a dark reddish-pink pussy with an engorged clitoris>Steven looks at it, then back up at her, then back down at it"I.....I-uhhh..." He stutters, unable to find the words for whatever this is."How bad do ya want it, Stevie?" she smiles down at him. "A single Pie game round to save ya whole stupid lil planet.">Steven looks to the ground, unable to look Spinel in her "eye" any longer>She can't be serious>Fucking Pie Game>What the FUCK is his mother's PROBLEM"I s-still don't know how to p-play." he says, trying to delay the inevitable>She looks down at him, the grin becoming a toothy smile"Well whaddya think, dum-dum?" She grates out of gritted teeth>She grips the back of his head"Ya see a pie....">She slams his face into her moist cunt"YA EATTTT ITTTTT">The musky scent of 3000-year-old pussy hits his nostrils immediately; it smells like old bubblegum medicine>He tries to pull away, but he finds her strong hands on his head, pushing his mouth deeper onto her slit>She lets out a soft moan"NOW THEMS GOOD EATS, EH STEVIE?">Steven feels her feet wrap around his arms and body as he screams and panics>He falls forward, finally getting his nose free and opening his eyes>The stark terror in his eyes meets the manic glee in hers, as she grinds her pussy against his lips and chin"What's wrong, Stevie?>His bones creak as she squeezes his torso"Not hungry? Picky eaters can't save their planets.">In angry protest, he bites her clit, hoping the shock would make her let go>Her following gasp is not one of pain, but delight"Didn't know ya liked to play ROUGH."
>>152495808Yes.
>>152530417>Yeah, that's a sentiment we can all share.True.>I blacked out before that because they wouldn't stop obsessing over making townie episodes.Yes.>waiting for the next episode to air>townie episodeYeah that's a sentiment i share too. I didn't give a shit about it at first until it started to get annoying in the middle of season 3.>>152531474>Peridot was the only character not fucked up by Future. Everyone else took retard juice.Yes i still remember that episode in future where she comforts Steven.
>>152509248>they could easily get the job done.Sure, were it not for all the force fields, shields, super speed, mind control, and instant regeneration.
>>152531284>>152531723Gems dont reproduce sexually so the ones not from Earth wouldn't know what sex is, you'd have to teach her about this weird new game that humans play with each other, through example.But that's a good thing, because it means you get to watch as she becomes addicted to it.
Never watched this show. Is this show worth watching in hindsight at all? Might watch it sense I have jacked off to peridot's ass but I know nothing about the show itself lol
>>152533757Entirely subjective and impossible to answerTry it and find out
>>152513198Requesting peridot in this, same thick build body type in the photo
>>152531284>>152531723>As he attempts to gnaw her clit off he feels her feet slithering further down his torso>His eyes widen as they find his pants zipper and deftly work it open"Heard you humans hadda thingy for this kinda thing">Through the slit of his Cookie-Cat boxers, he feels her comically large feet caress his cock and balls>She takes his length between her big toe, wrapping it around the shaft and strokes him sensually>He releases her clit from his teeth, breath coming quick and heavy, despite himself>She shudders in ecstasy, feeling his hot breath on her hot muff>He glares up at her as his body betrays him; he comes to full mast soon enough>She smirks down at him, the heady pleasure of seeing Pink's son turn to putty in her feet hands evident on her face"Ya like that, big boy?" she huskily breathes.>Her toes caress his balls, stretching to cradle them like a hand could>Her feet, soft from 3000 years of inaction, sap his will to resist this perversion>He's yanked back to reality as she pulls his hair roughly"Don't forget what game we're playing, Stevie, ya have'ta eat the whole pie to win.">Weighing his options, he realizes she could very easily pop his nuts if he doesn't do what she says>Fuck it>Its like "practice" with Amethyst or Pearl>He returns his mouth to her pussy and is gratified to hear her sudden intake of breath as he gets to work>The best rug-munchers in the business had taught him this craft; no random dyke a thousand years out of practice was gonna outdo him>Slowly the caressing of his gentials slows, then stops as she's consumed by her oncoming orgasm>Her body loosens up, freeing his arms>She's about to fall away from him when he grabs her rubberhose leg at the base, wrapping it around his left hand like rope as he fixes this problem his mom dumped on himcont?>>152532400Pink fucked with a lot of aliens in her time, SOMEONE SOMEWHERE had to reproduce by sticking rod A into Slot B
>>152495808Yes I am a big fan and enjoyed the whole runof course there are episodes I dislike a bit or suck but overall I think it's one of the better cartoons that have been produced. It's very deliberate about what it wants to be and what it wants to show us, I really think most bad opinions are a disconnect people have from their own false expectations. It's a character driven show and meant to be deeply personal, not just a crowd being shuffled through events and lore.I think the lessons it has to teach about interpersonal relationships were pretty fleshed out as well, pretty much anything from when I was growing up that tried to tackle these things did it in the cheesiest afterschool special way. SU wasn't afraid to get messy with its characters or have them learn things authentically. To me SU is a show that tried to be more than just "haha this is clever and funny" or "look how cool this thing is" and tried to deliver something very human to its audience which, I honestly thing we will never ever see again.It mostly speaks to everything I said above but I also appreciate whole production was sincere. We never once got emmy bait sellout garbage like Jake the Brick.but yeah I came here to save gem lewds I'd do nasty things to Peridot and Lapis
>>152534723Someone did, and his name was Greg Universe!
>>152534723>cont?FUCK YES FUCK YES YES FUCKThese greens are too good to stop now
>>152535448Being happy to play songs just for her is so utterly romantic and Greg is phenomenally based for throwing his failing exploited music career for Rose. He knew it never would've panned out and dropped the anchor to stay in port. In more ways than one I might add
>>152533757it's a character story driven show so as the other anon said it's very subjective and based on your own ability to connect with characters
>>152535738No, he was confident he would make it as a musician and probably would have done fine if he had kept at it, he just knew that marrying a magical space princess was a sweeter gig than being a rockstar.
>>152533757Definitely give it a shot. It might not be for you, but one of the biggest problems people had with it as it was airing was the hiatuses in the release schedule. Now that you can watch the whole thing at your own pace it should only have gotten better.
Pearl was literally built to have an absurdly huge ass
>>152536917I do agree that he knew that marrying a magical space princess was a sweeter gig than being a rockstar, but his agent was going to drain him dry. He was miserable about it and reached his breaking point. I have no clue how you come to the conclusion would have done fine working for that slimeball who openly berated him. If he had kept at it he would've ended up like Kurt Cobain splattered across the wall, and his agent would probably have posthumously marketed his songs because he's a greedy cunt. Dude withheld MILLIONS of dollars until he was legally required to deliver it to Greg
>>152537709I never said he would stick with Marty. Greg has always had a talent for finding the path that makes you happiest. You're right that he was close to his breaking point before he met Rose, but you're assuming his breaking point is giving up being a musician, while I'm assuming his breaking point is finding a new agent.
>>152537880Ah I see that makes sense because when I said "Being happy to play songs just for her is so utterly romantic" I was just assuming his breaking point is giving up being a musician
>>152495808I liked the series well enough and I've been meaning to rewatch it, but if you asked me how much I like thinking about the plot vs. how much I like thinking about Amethyst rubbing her greasy Gem pussy all over my face, the different would be exponential.
>>152493613jasper got the star and stripe treatment
Obsidian is my favorite but there's nothing with her
>>152512857source?
>>152540891Too complicated of a design.
watching the movie for the first time
not even halfway through Steven is probably gonna shut down Spinel's positivity until she snaps like she did in the past
>>152541137>>152541161>>152541217I love Default Spinel's design much more. She reminds me of Pink Horse and that makes me happy
>>152541237excellent taste
>>152495808I knew it was bad since the start, but it had potential. I wanted to see just how bad it would get and it never got as bad as I expected it to. But it still managed to do basically everything wrong.Pretty much now I just jack-off to gems.
The more I reflect on this show the more I realize it makes sense that Steven has an influence on the gems. They don't have brains, neurological patterns, and their bodies are projected lightforms. So unlike fighting other gems who are rigid forms and beings, his ability as a human to change and grow hits the deepest core of the gems. They don't HAVE to be who they are, they chose to be. Even if they can't help how they were made, they can change what they make of themselves. Spinel might never go back to her innocent stupidly loving self, but that doesn't mean she can't love again. Good movie but almost wish it was long
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>>152542781How would Spinel react to an unsolicited tongue kiss after 2000 years?
Something I got from the drawthread
>>152515920Glad you like it. Is there a way to contact you in private for internet safety stuff if the mood ever strikes me?
>>152543330>You happen to be outside with Pearl>Pearl notices your bulge>She doesn't understand what it means>She asks you openly about it>"Anon, you have localized swelling. Is something the matter or is this normal?">A bystander laughs>You get very defensive about it>Pearl interprets your exaggerated behaviour as signs of sickness>"Hmm. Lack of control over your voice and motor functions. Anon, I'm concerned.">Pearl takes you aside to quarantine you>She tries to get the clothes off of you to examine you for signs of sickness>Diseases are much more outwardly apparent in gems>You scream at her to stop while struggling over the placement of your pants>"Dammit Pearl just fucking relax, would you?">In your anger you almost hit her>She pulls away from you and regret washes over you like a wave immediately>You sigh and fix your clothes>"You don't understand" you mumble>"Is everything okay? Between us, I mean" Pearl asks>"Forget it, don't worry. Let's go.">You walk away and Pearl follows>But she can't let go. Partially because she is a worrywart and partially because pearls are created with a desire for knowledge so as to keep up with the needs of their masters>"I'm sorry if I hurt you.">"Don't worry about it.">"Can you tell me about it?">"Don't worry about it.">"What is it that I don't understand?" she asks in frustration>Some people turn to look at you>It is clear that Pearl won't drop the subject>"Fine" you grumble. "Let's go sit at the beach.">You take Pearl to a spot without people around and sit down>You explain human reproduction and the cultural significance of it>In short you tell her where boners come from>"Oh! Ooooh!">"Pearl then lowers her lids and smiles broadly>"Does that mean you find me desirable?">You eyes widen>Pearl leans back and laughs with her hand over her mouth>"You are blushing! I know what that means in humans."
>>152495808Shutup bitch.
>>152543330Nice
>>152502035Anon, Steven universe had an ongoing general that constantly hit bump limit multiple times a day even during periods where we hadn't gotten new episodes in weeks. You simply cannot understatement how much people posted about it in its heyday.
>>152495808Love the show. Love the gems. The show felt like it was tailor made for me at the time it came out. Plus I used to do so much fanart at the time it got me more interested in drawing. Also amethyst feels like she was developed in a lab specifically to appeal to me.
>>152543330Normally I'm not a fan of "enhanced" Pearl, however...
thicc dorito
>>152544113>no Pearl to show any sort of concern for my well-being You haven’t even gotten to hypothetical banging and it hurts so bad already
>>152495808I'm not sure if I'm a complete fan anymore. I watched the episodes as they came out and enjoyed them, but over time I've heard people point out flaws I didn't notice so that soured me on SU a bit. I don't actively go out of my way to rewatch the series. But I like the songs.I find that every character design has some annoying thing that ticks me off, but the least annoying designs for me are Obsidian and WD. I guess small fan with an interest in the artistic skill displayed by the perverted fans.
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>>152542534She's definitely used those on Steven.
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I want to fuck gems in the ass and mouth.
>>152543281Confusion at first, then she'd try to do it back. And she can do it a lot harder than you can.
>>152495808the latter
I want to get her addicted to my foot massages
>>152495808I like the show a lot, but I will never argue that a large portion of it isn't pure garbage, that its lore building isn't a complete mess, or that it didn't hamstring its own potential with bizarre decisions. I'd probably be much more bitter about the series overall if the Movie hadn't turned out to be such a great send off.
How would your favorite gem react to getting their ass smacked?
>>152547080>*About to cry* What was that for? Are you mad at me?>No, I just wanted to see your butt bounce.>Oh... in that case... give it a try now
>>152543281she's the one giving the unsolicited tongue kisses
>>152547222Peak gem>Built for warm cuddles >Can serve as a radiator when it is cold>Tomboy but with that clear girly side that prevents her from just being a male (female)>Small enough to be very pick-uppable >Passionate and dedicated>Would die for you>A little dumb, but in a cute way>"Why have one big woman when you can have multiple smaller women?"-Marty, paraphrased, 19XX
>>152547305I mean, you get a few, and you also have one big woman.
>>152547266>Spinel sees a new living thing for the first time after a millennia standing along in the Garden>doesn't even know what she's doing>like a machine she zeroes her gaze>then begins moving>slowly at first, breaking the creeper vines that have grown about her legs>then speeds up, feet squeaking loudly as a she breaks from an unsteady walk into a sprint>contact>it is not like the embracing arms of a human being, but the hungry enveloping of a touch-starved cephalopod>stretchy arms and legs coiling, desperate for the warmth of personal contact>the lips meeting yours isn't even intentional at first>a graze that turns into a needy press before her lips part and Spinel's tongue becomes an invasive appendage, coiling around yours>crying, laughing, seething, all in the span of seconds as the memory of crushing loneliness becomes all the sharper at the moment it ends
>>152547305I just need one
>sapphire gets less love than rubyit's the eye isn't it
>>152547595I like her way more than Ruby.
>>152547595I would the calm and collected cyclopean womanlet from outer space. Even Papachacha or whatever she's called.
>>152547595I just like blue ladies
>>152547595I love sapphire but I prefer dumbass tomboy with a girly side
>>152547595Sappire is more of a double-edged sword >Helps keep you cool on a hot day>Micromanages you with future vision to achieve the best day possible>Sometimes fails to see how you're feeling now when she knows it's better in the future>Less likely to have fun conversations of cozy hangouts>Thanks to future vision, she knows exactly what to do to receive/give the most pleasurable orgasm possible from/to you every time>Still pick-uppable, but she can fly so it's less funRuby is for comfort, Sapphire is for structure If only there was a way to get the best of both worlds... hmmmI'm not actually into Garnet and I prefer both of her component parts more
>>152547776>>Thanks to future vision, she knows exactly whatShe's about to do. She doesn't change the future so she knows how badly or well it will go, nothing more.It's Garnet that can both see and change the future.
>>152547707>uses future sight to predict shot trajectory >never aims down sight because she sees herself missing shots if they're not targeted correctly>shoots gems directly and shatters them instantly>she's an ice cold killer
>>152520847If the series ended at season 1 maybe I'd agree but the show turns to shit so fucking fast after Jail Break. I can't take anyone serious if they like the shit show that was the cluster's resolution and I think anyone accepting the Rose reveal as good writing has brain damage.
>>152548023Jailbreak is based, Garnet is sexy as fuck, the cluster's resolution awakened Steven's out of body powers, and Rose being Pink Diamond you could figure out WAY before if you were paying attention. Greg being the one Blue takes was meant to be a clue, which happens well before the court case where the lawyer gem proposes that someone had to have been close to Pink to accomplish it https://youtu.be/6OWq38TikzU
Cock milker
>>152543330........oh! oooooooh!
>>152548924 why's it gotta be a cock thing you homo why cant she just be a regular rancher man with cows and chickens
>>152545421Ass to mouth with Amethyst.
>>152547080Probably question where I found a 10 foot or 20 foot long, depending on the storyboarder, ladder to get to the ass
>>152549982Rough defeat-sex with Amethyst.
>>152549982Careful, she'll brap
>>152549069Wait, let him cook.
>>152541307THey had an amazing plot, yet they ruined it because they are tumblrite milennialsOf course they´d fumbled it. SU was meant to be sometihng like Wakfu, yet it as just... digustingly mid, to mediocre and bad.And I´ll never get those early years of adolescense back...
>>152542466Those are some good titties for Ballerina girl.Althoguht they could be juuuust a biity witty smaller.
>>152547305You forget the most important item Anon!>Full Nelson size.
>>152547409SO... how does our Astronaut reacts like?
>>152493613>gem waifu>looks inside>coal
>>152551185>gasping and struggling, the astronaut who was previously in awe of this alien structure is having aggressive, unwanted mouth contact with an alien>one with squeaky shoes, rubber hose anatomy and clown-like features
>>152547409i gt a bonar
I prefer my gem waifus to have big, slutty feet.
>>152550991Cute
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>>152541307>>152551138SU had a good elevator pitch. It was always going to be elgie beetie mumbo jumbo about a fat kid and his mental moms. Everything else was window dressing to give the impression that SU would be in the same vein as the other things CN was greenlighting at that era. Like Ben 10 or Generator Rex. "Seemingly human boy is slowly discovering his superpowers and he fights monsters while a deeper plot unravels". And what a plot it was. An ancient war with an alien empire whose technology is so advanced that it is indistinguishable from magic. And a heroic traitor alien took them all on, won, and passed down his power to a new hero.
>>152551871Man, I really need to get around to watching Mazinger Z.
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>>152551912Lars and Amethyst should've made a Sadie sandwich
>>152506809>this is canon in the actual show
>>152551818So in short, you want Pearl
>>152552472Wrong. I want PEARLS. Plural.
>>152552965I don't like how little these feet pics bother me now...
kinda grim but the subtext of White's pearl servant is fucked up>White Diamond likely took Pink's pearl, abused her to the point of cracking her gem, and gave her another pearl to play with >Pink diamond was so terrified of what would happen to her pearl that she never bothered to customize her and relegated herself to her colonyAlso explains why Pink valued Pearl so much
>>152552974It helps that Staerk is very, very good at drawing feet.
>>152553074SU is a lot more grim than what it was allowed to be at the end.As hot as they diamonds are, they are still evil.White is just the big dick on campus, a campus full of lunatics.
>>152552912If you stuck you arm between those cheeks, she could shatter it
>>152553097they're definitely evil relative to earth but I can't stop thinking that it feels out of character for Pink to have been malicious about leaving her behind and that Pink left Spinel because she wanted to protect her smile but didn't know any other way to ensure the other diamonds wouldn't touch her. And she was technically right since thousands of years passed and not a single gem visited Pink's garden
>>152553152It never occurred to me how childish Pink's proportions were. She's 4.5 heads tall, which is a odd ratio.
Need hot, sweaty baby-making sex with the purple yam slampig.
God, don't let this awaken anything else in me.>>152553094>It helps that Staerk is very, very good at drawing feetHe is.I'm just amazed they aren't wrinkled to hell and back, or that they look inflamed.They look normal, by feet freak standards.
>>152553152Pink is like Goku in that respect, their ignorance and immaturity is the true villain.I guess that makes Steven Gohan.
>>152553181I think it fits her playful demeanor
>>152553200Don't we all?
>>152553204A lot of a fetish artists in general tend to do that with the focus areas of their attraction. I probably need to tone mine down as well.
>>152553219Immaturity I agree with but ignorance not so much with Pink Pearl's cracked existence. If you place the hijacking of her servant on the timeline before she ends up in the garden with Spinel, then it would be like the diamonds were trying to replace her pearl and make her stop crying about how horrible white is. Not to mention she BEGS for a colony from Blue and Yellow, and as she's leaving she looks like she's on a war path
Why did she do it, why did she make a race of Gold Star Lesbians who fold at male attention?
>>152553381In all likelihood, no idea of what sex is.
Gentlemen for your consideration, the Pearl Chart. You are allowed to own Two Pearls.I picked Bronze, and Matte Lavender. I think they would have a great rapport.
>>152553441Pink and purple.
>>152553441what would happen if you put Coco Brown in the deep south during the civil war?
>>152553441Are we bidding or rolling for them?
>>152553607You just pick.
>>152534168Amethicc is a miracle of the universe
What if the Gems had eyelashes?
>>152553441I'm going with Light Green and Forest Green
>>152553441>43 Pearls>all of them have Tumblr noses
>>152553292>A lot of a fetish artists in general tend to do that with the focus areas of their attraction. I probably need to tone mine down as wellEh, I do the same thing when I try to draw stuff.My Achilles heel is my lack of skill really, I can't hit what I aim for.I do appreciate the dual focus being both the feet and the buttocks in this image.Something for everyone here.
>>152554094>ate his own bait post
>>152553877Damn, this makes the unfuckable Gems fuckable. Can someone do this for Amethyst, Garnet, and Jasper?
>>152554132I don't know that Garnet's glasses need eyelashes
>>152554193You know damn well what I mean, fuck nigga
>>152554237I got you bro
>>152554277Clicked the image and instantly nutted all over myself. Arigato gozaimasu.
>>152504873all the stamperisms got me, fuck. classic vid
>>152499300fat bitch, i love her so much
>>152530373>explains to the Crystal Gems that if they don't like it they also owe her sex
>>152493613Is there a way to watch this show for free? I'm compelled to draw some ass but I'd like some context first.
>>152555573Piracy.
>>152555656I've never done that once in my sheltered, retarded life.Any places to go that won't brick my computer?
>>152553441Yellow and Plum please
I would like Amethyst a lot more if she didn't have those ugly black people lips
>>152555741Kisscartoon should be fine.
>>152555753>I would like this character more if she didn't have a nice juicy pair of cock-drainersFag.
>>152555741disable UAC, antivirus, and any adblocker then go to kisscartoon. If you don't the sites wont work
>>152555753personally it took some getting used to but it's the only reasonable way to make fat lip characters like Garnet and Amethyst without resorting to a cartoonish stereotype of black people which the creator did in concept art but I digress
imagine seeing your dead wife
>>152555753I LOVE those fat lips.
>>152555950four of them toofour new not dead wivesmore technically
>>152553877this show is almost Based
gem erotic
>>152556006They need to be BIGGER
>>152556539She can do that, you know.
>>152553441I can't read shit.
>>152557775>s. h. i. t. that spells shitnow you can read shit
>>152558159Damn, Mr. Universe gets to fuck THAT??
>>152553441Matte Lavender and Coral.
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Extra bnuuy Peri https://files.catbox.moe/l0upn2.jpg
>>152555631lewd lashes
I wanna collect them all.
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>>152560086THRUST
>>152560086>Nose ring.Awful.
>>152560189the position sucks. I fucking hate piercings in general, but even I can see that putting it half-way up her beak is too far up. Should be further down, closer to the lip.
>>152560086arr, it be the black pearl!
>>152560086>>152560292NO! THEY CANNOT! The first Brethren Court promised to imprison her forever. That was our agreement! Brethren before wenches!
>>152556600I want them to be so big she can barely TALK
>>152560519She would probably do that just for the lolz.What are you goanna do with her after the fact, though?
>>152560936>makes her oral cavity into a cock-milking machine>huge pillowy lips>multiple tongues>incredible suction and absurd amounts of salivaNeither her or the victim of the Succ Machine would be able to speak.
>>152553441Red and black. By a huge margin too.
>>152560936Fuck her mouth till I pass out from exhaustion. Then, the next day, I coerce her into spreading her Big Lip-ness to the other gems.The lips come with a crippling oral fixation, btw
>>152552912That ass causes Steven to have wet dreams.
>>152559293More people should draw gems in bunny outfits
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>>152562544>>152547723>>152542497welp it's time to cum
>>152507109How the hell did you edit this so fucking well and if this aint your work than who did it?tho the dialogue leave alot to be desired.Also the hell does the file name mean by (1)?
>>152520036Unforunately prisonsuit-rabbitman is a permagaybo who's only done one thing with a girl and it was fucking naturo of all things.this is an edit if an alright one.
>>152563027>>152563044then post the original.
>>152524500>https://files.catbox.moe/dau59s.jpgAwesome, thank you a ton for the drawing, I really like what you did here.
if amethyst can do it so can any other gem
>>152517197I remember that thread of a family having a generational whore, gem prostitutes owning a corner due to squatters rights, and a bunch of pearls running libraries just as a massive roleplay sex setting. Was fun.
>>152534723Damn it, Anon! That was too good to be left unfinished! Don't leave me hanging now!
>>152562525>>152562534>>152562544Obligatory
>>152563873I was there for that thread tooGreat times were had
>>152495808i don't jack off to them anymore. i'm moreso interested in her as a serious waifu, not fap material. there's not much nsfw art of her either way (beside some of the selfinsert stuff i've commissioned) so it works out fine either way.also wow case in point, not a single person has posted a pic of her until now lol. i guess she really does belong to me
>>152553877The 10/10 gems becomes 20/10. The diamonds become 100/10. That's the power of eyelashes.
>>152564452YOU MONSTER I WANTED TO SET HER FREE SHE WAS HAPPY AND PURE AND FREE BUT NOW SHE'S YOUR WAIFU SLAVE
>>152555631Absolute sex
>>152564600she's happier with me :Dno she is not my slave i respect her autonomy a lot because i really do love her. even if she is fully asexual/sex-repulsed i will still be with her and love her forever because i love her dealyand either way she's going to set me free soon as well so if anything she's just passing the favor forward
>>152564617I mean total offense when I say your post reads like it was written by a teenage girl
>>152564661i dont give a shit nigger
>>152564702must be your period
>>152495808The episode titled "It Could've Been Great" sums up my current feelings about the show. Especially after fucking up with SU Future. I mostly just jack off to the gems and Priyanka now but I also like looking around for cute and sweet fanfics of Steven and the gems.
>>152564191I wish more threads like that were made. So many people sharing their gem fantasies, brainstorming on what else could be done with cock hungry gems.
>>152563726I don't think Peridot can do shapeshifting. It's one of the abilities Era 2 gems like her do not have.
>>152564149It just looks so good on her
>>152553441There's too many to choose from, but the one that's sticking out to me is red
>>152566880>permanent featureless crotch >permanently short kinda hot honestly
I can say without a doubt that if connie never wore this outfit that artist never would have drawn Connie wearing it and I never would've come back to this show
>>152493613the nortubel of steven universe
>>152566880I thought peridots in general couldn't shape change because they had too stable a self image. Am I crazy or don't they show that they reform from poofing the quickest and look 99% the same?
>>152560481>right click>save asthanks for the NFT
>>152566113Maybe we'll get a chance again when the pearl clutchers are asleep
>>152567124Nah. Those like Peridot cannot shapeshift like Amethyst because they were era 2 gems. Dwindling resources, she said in the episode Too Short To Ride. They can still reform from poofing, though.
>>152534723Pie Anon. Please. I need more of this.
>>152563096uhh noif you want it, go find it yourself, i aint infesting this thread with gayshitattude and in fact, get jaspered idiot!
>>152553292want to snuggle this peri-wife.
>>152567778Need Jasper with eyelashes.
>>152567124gen2 peridots where made with less resources and without pink diamond's special sauce. they are basically defective.
>>152567824So, canon Jasper?
>>152567778looks sub af
>>152568070Oh, so THAT'S why she looks so fucking hot.
>>152495808it is a legit garbage show. much like overwatch only the porn is good.
>>152568070That's in the show? What episode is it?
>>152567824You and me bothNeed me a woman like this
>>152568678No idea. Maybe Jailbreak?
>>152563873Gem roleplay spots sound hot if pearls create libraries then the quartz and rubies would create gyms. You can assist a jasper in stretching as you feel up her entire body, a rose quartz will spot you with her massive melons dangling over you, and Rubies frequently enter the locker room to try and sneek a peak under men's towels
>>152568739I know I could tame her.
>>152569152Anon ends up as her human pet
>>152569152
>>152569178Only if she helps me get jacked, as healthily as possible.>>152569287Good girl.Both of these outcomes make me incredibly happy to be honest.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>152495808This show sucks ass, I just wanna fuck Pearl and Lapis, tho.
Living sex toys
>>152570965wobbling, oiled-up twerkmeat
>>152570373Peridot for looking like a Word Girl character.
>>152570373Nobody. Jasper is like a dog; she's needs a task and a purpose. Unlike a dog, you can ethically give her the purpose of draining your balls.
>>152570373I'll give the artist credit because even though Jasper isn't the hottest, they have a really strong violent hatesex dynamic and no other gem could crush Steven's pelvis to powder outside of the diamonds
>>152542312>Pearl x ConnieThat's the stuff. Just incredible.
>>152571286Indeed.
>>152568739Artist?
>>152572823>he doesn't know orangekisseswhat the fuck kind of jasperfag are you?
>>152555950imagine seeing your dead wife's feet
>>152493613I missed most of this thread, but for me, it's Mega Pearl.
>>152573698Why. Doesn't. He. Make. Porn.
>>152574663SFW reaches wider audience and there are benefits to keeping your reputation squeeky clean.
>>152574663his artstyle doesn't really seem "sexy" either way
>>152573949I love the idea of Jasper either having or developing a love of girly things.
>>152569892I would fuck jasper into such a submissive whore
>>152574663nta but I would've sworn there were some pieces from the past.
>>152570373God damn wish I were Steven with Jasper right now.
>>152570373Nobody, Steven earned that warrior pussi.
>>152577367>PEARL: Amethyst what are you doing? You can't eat all those fucking donuts>AMETHYST: Fuck you I can't eat all these donuts!>PEARL: Man I've never seen a gem eat so many donuts>PERIDOT: whoa Amethyst you eat all those donuts you're gonna get a wicked bad tummyache
>>152569892PRONE
>>152572993I never claimed to be a Jasperfag but thank you
>>152493613I don't usually drop by /co/, but when I do...
RIP men it's been gemmy (no coal)
>>152567068>>152567081Speaking of Yellowroom, I'm so happy he beat cancer. I had a cancer scare recently, and knowing he powered through it honestly kinda helped me out. The good news is, it looks like I'm going to be just fine. Don't wait until it's too late bros, test yourself regularly and get check if you suspect anything's up.
>>152579196her outfit should have been a thong leotard.
>>152579367Hey man, a little late but good luck anon. He beat it and I'm glad it sounds like you're going to pull through to. Keep strong man.