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Sonic won yet ANOTHER thread...
I, SHITnic, PATHETICALLY KNEEL before every series that has RAPED and GAPED me in this thread:CHADgon Ball Z, who has provably provided proof over and over again of planet destroying feats.Super CHADrio-sama, who has better games than me, won the cultural war, won an actual Death Battle, and has actual universe-tier feats.CHADsura's Wrath, who is the thread's court jester due to losing to KINGtos, but still managed to RAPE my BUTTHOLE with an off-handed comment.MY OWN SERIES around 20-25 years ago, which managed to make better and more entertaining games and shows than my own WOKE, WORD SALAD shit such as Sonic Boom and the Sonic Generations remake that KNEELS to women and censorship. I will never EVER release another Sonic 3 & Knuckles, another Sonic Adventure 2, nor another Sonic X and I humbly accept my place at the bottom of /dbg/.And most of all I KNEEL before the CHADwich, which I will NEVER EVER canonically beat.
>>152496375TRVTH NVKEM
REMINDER that Mario can CANONICALLY with his ASS destroy an armored vehicle while FAGnic cannot even deflect a fucking SANDWICH!!! KWABOTYEY!!!!!!!!!!
Nighttime, proceedingThe brown jeets, receding!Sonicfags, are seething on the feats of their franchise!Mariobros, breathing of their shiteating Consoomer demise!This is the night, to show KINGTOS' might! A sight to beholdTo some frightened cuckolds/dbs/spics posting mold, not goldBleach fags heaping their shit!CSMbitches and JJKeks, no one cares about them one bit!and DC, Marvel are on the level of a sub-atomic orbit!Touhou? All are sluts, hoes and a BITCHImage comics? Post it's standing in the industry!And indie Animation can cry to the jannies!And all bow down to KINGTOSIt's such a wonderful time to be KINGTOS KING! So many wonderful thingsThere's so much fun to be hadKINGtos, is nothing but a ChadThe bubble fag, and the magical girls that are clever!the Thorbro and the Hulk chad, two best friends forever!the KnullGOD and The STACY madokaThe BatGOD of prep time and The FCKING JOKAH!The Man with NOLIMITS and the LIMITBREAKER!The man with a popped eye and Man who's a ONE-PUNCHER!,That one motherfucker who keeps posting that image of Tucker!The TURTLE and THE EGG, somehow better than their rivals, those fuckers!The niggas who vague post for replies on the reg, those dudes are YUCKERS!All bow down to KINGTOSThe Kamen Rider Kek that avatarfags every time! And the Juan piss fan who just lost his dimes! The Brown who posts sharty images EVERYDAY! and all the anons who might be slightly gayALL BOW DOWN TO KINGTOS!Vicky and Liam and Barry, Tolejo!And all the known schizos, tripfags and namefags that come before fro'Wiz and Boomstick, LEAVE and FUCKING GO! Swanky and most of the researchers on the show, GET THE FUCK OUT AND BTFO!And that 'jeet Asura who's ass is hurt eternal, don't worry bud, you'll never return bro>the only thing they'll do isBOW! DOWN! TO KINGTOS!It's such a wonderful time to be KINGTOS KING! So many wonderful thingsThere's so much fun to be hadKINGtos, is nothing but a Chad!
Behave
>>152496426post about Kamen Rider then, before the Mariojeets and Soniggers drown you out
I kneel, I squeal, my headcanon isn’t realI cope, I mope, someone hand me a ropeI sin, I never win, I belong in the trash binI job, I’m a slob, I’m too short to reach the doorknobI smell like a trash bag, my fans are all autistic old fagsI am… a Sonicfag…
I claim this spot in the thread for faction wars and fact that these threads are /vs/, DB is just a flimsy cover.
>>152496417Game Sonic ( even with his super form) also can't launch anything into space like Mario can.
>>152496448If KR Ichigo were to fight Peter or Cap, which one would fight them? Hayato or Takeshi?
I just wanted to tell everyone here I am a trans woman and I hecking love sonic the hedgehog
>>152496506I feel takeshi would be would be the one to fight Cap in all honesty
>>152496337Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and their entire versesReminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verses.
>>152496375TRVEST OF NVKES!!!!
>>152496560Yeah that makes sense but it feels more fitting to have him fight Peter to keep up with the bug theme.
>>152496337Den-O you're out of order, get back in line!
>>152496417Weakspots don't count according to Mariojeet btw.
>>152496663SonicNIGGER still thinks cars are relevant when we're talking about tank-level feats btw.
>>152496663Almost ALL the feats MUTTrio faggots had posted last thread has some sort of weakspot attached to it
>>152496706Please PLEASE elaborate on how sonic defeats this boss in the game PLEASE
>>152496700Mario literally can't harm this tank in the actual game.https://youtu.be/5bk34lVJLqQ?t=378
>>152496721Sonic PLOWS through it with his multiversal might of course
>>152496731HOLY KEKAROO ARE SONICFAGS EVEN TRYING ANYMORE??!?!?! KWAB!!!! https://youtu.be/M__NwBsrttA&t=375
>>152496706MUTTnic your most wanked feat (Solaris) NARRATIVELY states you need to attack a weak spot with help to defeat him
>>152496700Using video game mechanics for vs fights is retarded.
>>152496750>Even with the mega mushroom he can only destroy the tank by hitting the mounty moleKWAB
>>152496762"Weak spot" isn't an argument then. I gracefully accept my FREE win.
I kneel, I squeal, my feats aren't realI cope, I mope, someone hand me some copeI sin, I never win, I belong in the trash binI'm fat, I'm bigger I'm such a nigger,I’m too short to reach the doorknobI smell like absolute defeat, my fans smear shit on their feet...I am… a Mariojeet…
>>152496506Takeshi vs Peter, duh
>>152496451Fanfic>>152496782Canon
That's crazy but uh how about you post Mario destroying a car.
GOOD MOOOOOORNING /dbg/! Just here to remind that Sonic (yes, Sonic from the acclaimed Sonic the Hedgehog series) won the last thread and all threads to come! Make sure not to cry when he RAPES and GAPES your favorite verse!
>>152496801I can post him destroying a beaten up car by slowly damaging with a boomerang.
I still haven't seen Sonic destroying a long Sandwich yet.
modern /dbg/ is so great since if you leave for a few days and come back the anons will still be talking about the same shit since the day you left
I still haven’t seen anyone in Sonic destroying a planet yet.
>>152496804>GOOD MOOOOOORNING /dbg/! Just here to remind that Sonic (yes, Sonic from the acclaimed Sonic the Hedgehog series) won the last thread and all threads to come! Make sure not to cry when he RAPES and GAPES your favorite verse!on opposite day, weak faggot
>>152496825>>152496833Parrotrio going crazy
>thread on valentine's day filled with anons who don't have anything else going on that day>10 hours straight of mario vs sonic shitflingingChecks out
>>152496825He does that all the time
>>152496804TRVEST OF NVKES!!!
Cutie.
>>152496856That's not a zomom sized sandwich. Sonic is weak.
>>152496856>sonicNIGGER needs to move from cars to tanks to planets>but is totally fine equating a tiny sandwich to zomom's 50 foot footlongIt's almost jewish
>>152496851Post Sonic destroying a long sandwich, parrotnic.
Bros...
>>152496887Sonic RAPES and GAPES ichigo and his entire verse
>>152496887Finally, deport all these Sonicjeets back to VSBW.
>>152496851He ALWAYS does this.
>>152496887>both fights started because ichigo racially profiles someoneChecks out
>>152496901>Samenic melty
>>152496337Can you feel?
>Remember...
>>152496887The DEFENDER of the halls...
>>152496913>Posted right before you parroted againYes I remember parrotnic
is this worse then Archienic vs Flash?
Reminder that the Samenic sonic spammer had a full on meltdown on /v/, got BTFO by hulkbro and continued to RTH and samefag for 100+ postshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/732991321/#732991321
>>152496884They're smaller but he frequently eats 50 at a time
>>152496913This is me.Why did you take my photo without permission?
>>152496918
>>152496922So why didn't he when zomom hit him with one?
>>152496913K, b, c.
TOONFORCE WINS.TOONFORCE WINS.
>>152496921I remember the avatarbitch got banned and caused the thread to be deleted, yeah.
>>152496921Posing as ONE HUNDRED DIFFERENT PEOPLE and STILL losing EVERY SINGLE TIME??HOOOOLY KWABAROO!! YUP YUP YUP Mario is just THAT strong.
>>152496928You found me out...
>>152496913Canon original >>152496928Badly edited parrot parroting
>>152496921>One lost anon looking for the Highguard thread>Another anon posting an actual sonic featWhy the fuck was the sonicfag posting on /v/? Don't they have stricter moderation than /co/?
>>152496967PARROTNIC
>>152496965>Mariojeet HBOC Hulkbro
>>152496995>Schizonic
>>152496413>I'll go fastPremature Ejaculation-ic....
>>152496986Eurohours /v/ is less moderated than /qa/ bakc when it was around. I've seen offtopic threads go 200+ posts before getting jannied.
>>152496921>last post had samenic losekek
>>152496944TRVE and REAL!CSMexicans and JJKucks have nothing on the KING!
>>152496893TRVTH
>>152496965It's HULKCHAD you jeets..
>>152496921>So do we all agree that SHITnic lost?KEKAROOOOOO the last post doesn't lie!
>noooooo you can't just get inside my robotic form and yank the master emerald from me1!!!! that's not legal!! I'm a multiversal threat!!!!
>>152496721Ehh, what if I don't want to?
>>152497013>>152494363One Piece? FULL OF NIGGERS! JUST LOOK AT PEOPLE LIKE ISHOWSPEED!
>>152496932Sonic's a hero, he's not just gonna eat somebody else's sandwich.
>>152497124Sonicxisters.....are we GROIDS....???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quGvnupaKoc
>>152497124>ISHOWSPEED!Who?
>>152497134So Sonic just WILLINGLY let someone beat him with a sandwich like a good little cucky. I understand now thanks.
>>152496804GOOD MOOOOOORNING /dbg/! Just here to remind that Mario (yes, Mario from the acclaimed Mario franchise by Nintendo) won the last thread and all threads to come! Make sure not to cry when he RAPES and GAPES your favorite verse!
>>152497124>racism in the big 2026YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE, IM GOING TO RAPE YOU UNTIL YOU SINCERELY APOLOGIZE
Why does shitnic lose every thread he's in? Even when he runs to /v/, he gets BTFO.
>>152497134No lies detected.>>152497154>Parrotrio is parroting even the ritual postsHoly pathetic.
Jiggerboo, NiggerbooColored CooneyBlack porch monkey, brown babooneyMelon muncher, chicken bone suckerBlue-black, silverback, big spear chuckerAnyway you figure that president's a Nigger to me!Dark, cold brownbread, jungle bunnyGhetto guru, government honeyChocolate crickets, spooky niglets!Coco, negro, magpie, black froAnyway you figure the president's a Nigger to me.
Could your hero survive this?
>>152497188Not only can he survive but this makes him cum
>>152497181Parrotnic. You parroted steve from /v/, and original /dbg/ stuff for your other shit. Stop claiming other ritual posts for yourself
Luffy unironically solos the Bleachverse.
The Muppet Show special still has a higher critic score than all three sonic movies, the mario movies, and the James Gunn Superman.
>>152497124Kek, Someones mad!
>>152497188Mario TANKS this daily. FAGnic has to resort to non canon deviantart drawings to even come close.
>>152497214Not a high bar. Anyone can solo Bleach. It's like saying your hero solos JJK, CSM, or MHA.
>>152497216That’s not a fair comparison, the Muppets GAPE and RAPE every type of media /dbg/tards enjoy, quality wise
>>152496928Trvth from when the sonicfag parroted his Mario master right after making his cope image. Being the canon original of that moment>>152496913Badly edited parrot fanfic
>>152497214This is true.
>>152497184THIS... This is NOT me!
>>152496887Save the American SocietyIchigo Kurosaki!
>>152497197>>152497223Mariojeet...
Redditbob vs Chadeye when?
>>152497205Yet you're still parroting the version from your MASTERS.
>>152497154MUTTrio and SHARTendo lost to LORDnic and SonyGODS.
>samenic melty
>>152497284FUNNYROO!!!
>>152497284Sorry Pablo but inflation is the white man’s fetish
>>152497288>Yet you're still parroting the version from your MASTERS.>Sonic out of nowhere
I can't even bear to imagine how busted this guy would be in CSM or JJK
>>152497275I wanna know your opinion on the state of this general the last 10 days
Just jerked off to all futa Rosalina art brought on by the Mario Galaxy movie poster. My hero? Well it's so obvious I don't even have to tell you.
>>152497291No lies detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjCu1wwwp-oTHIS has a better critic score than James Gunn's Superman!?
>>152497321MAAAAAAARIOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>152497318Even a Saibamen could solo CSM and JJK, that's what being city level does to your verse
>>152497291Sonic isn't even Sony.
>>152497327>trying to slander the MuPEAKetsYou need to go back
>>152497320utterly invadedmods should go full ICE but i guess they want to commit the same mistake THRICE
>>152496804Based
>>152497339Sony and Sonic have always been close allies against the tendies menace.
>>152497291>ShitnicSCHIZO forgot his creators SEGAYou aren't even loyal to your franchise,Like how Sally wasn't loyal to you!
I thought I smelt a Seethin Steven, but no Blockheads are to be found. Instead I see a smeghog reusing the same Steve Posting
>>152497291>SonyRETARDnic...
>>152497356You do realize Sony and Nintendo have been collaborators since the gamecube?>Spyro, Crash, Tomb Raider, all got on the Gamecube>Skylanders had Donkey Kong and Bowser in it.
>>152497291>MUTTrio and SHARTendo lost to LORDnic and SonyGODS.Muttnic and Sega don't have a single game on the top franchise chart and sony's console keeps flopping to Nintendo ones. Lordrio owns both of them.
>>152497345Canonically an immigrant, mind you
Didn't Nintendo open their doors to Sonic when Sega went under? Didn't Nintendo personally fund the second Bayonetta game? Didn't Nintendo also fund the Bayonetta cosplayer for Playboy?
>>152497345Superman is the literal last person who would ever support ICE
>>152497377Is shitnic even on the list?
>>152497379>Canonically an immigrant, mind youLiterally doesn’t mean anything, chudmigrants are the quickest to pull the ladder up behind them
>>152497392Nope. Fucking James Bond is on it though.
>>152497400>Literally doesn’t mean anythingYES IT DOES. YES IT FUCKING DOES.
>>152497287Popeye is a sissy.
>>152497390>Superman is the literal last person who would ever support ICEwhy not? ICE is full of aliens
>>152496506>Calling him IchigoIt's Ichigou, you dipshit. Ichigo means strawberry, Ichigou means number one.
>>152497416>Ichigo means strawberry, Ichigou means number one.bruva...
>>152497287It's Sissyeye, not Chadeye.
>>152496337not a single straight man on that image
>>152497414KING vs FORMER king
>>152497414Kratos SCHOLAR!Did you pull this from the scrolls we take all our from knowledge, ChatGPT?
>>152497327>They're trying to slander us in their powerscaling thread.>Huh? What kind of feats do they have?>Reality warping speed, universal-level super strength...>Ohhhhh, but I know something they can't do - make a good movie!>DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO
>>152497414>Kratos has immeasurable speed, according to deathbattle>Sonic easily evades Kratos at every turn in this videoMariojeets... What are we gonna do now?
>>152497429It never occurred to me that Popeye could be a beautiful and valid tgirl. Perhaps I was the chud all along…
>>152497453>Sonicsharts LITERALLY need AI fan fictionNOT beating the jeet allegations.
>Broly beat HulkBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>152497463...on delusions, as of Hulk VS Godzilla.
>>152497444Sh-shut up!
>>152497463Post Nu-ly not being cucked by beerus
>>152497462You're not suppose to point this out...
>>152497205parrotnic also parrots /dbs/spics constantly even though his whole stance is being against that anime, he's a fraud
>>152497475>NU-ly unprompted>deranged cuckolding fantasies out of nowhereHulkfags everybody.
>>152497453Kill ourselves, of course! Or just parrot him as usual.
>>152497444They're right. Superman's never had a good movie!
>>152497403Shartnig isn't even on the list?!?!?I genuinely thought the franchise would break at least 15+ billion, with the movies and merchandise>Not counting for games because they almost always flopHow the fuck did SEGA fumble this badly...
>>152497492Remember Ass-Void?
>>152497453>Sonicjeets unironically trying to make a point with ai with Sonic and Kratos>Then saying "Mariojeets" You can't call anyone else jeets anymore.
Why cant I make the ai have them hit each other?
>>152497607Artificial Intelligence knows that it's LITERALLY impossible for LORDnic to ever take damage no matter how hard you try Kratosjeet.
>>152497390
>>152497618Nah im saying for super sonic to hit kratos after dodging his blows
>>152496921Yup yup! Sonic won that thread alright!!!
>>152497636TRVKE
>>152497607The KINGS are simply too STRONG.
>>152497607you should check out seedance 2 (and no, I don't where you can get it)
>>152497623
>>152497636TRVEST OF NVKES!
>>152497636>Yup yup! Sonic won that thread alright!!!>Last post
>All these people talking trash about meNah, doesn't matter. I'm STRONG, UNDEFEATED, I'm RIPPED, I have a BIG DICK, and I can FOLD every single one of these losers without breaking a sweat.
>>152497607Beep boop...sorry master, my database only contains information that has been tested and proven time and time againAnd it's written in my code that I cannot create false forgeries of situations, as to not let people abuse it for blackmail, court evidence, or slander to clientsWhat you see here is an accurate simulacrum of the events that are unfolding on your screen, if they were to ever happenBeep boop...Know I must go back to my job of generating /co/baddies on the DALL-E 3 AI image threadBeep boop...
>beats sonicyou don't even know what company i'm from
>>152497694EggCHAD...
>>152497694Bowser, King of the Koopas!
I'm honestly tired of opening these threads and seeing GODnic win all the time.
I am cute, I am valid and I can GAPE and RAPE Sonic, Mario and Goku along with their entire verses
>I'm honestly tired of opening these threads and seeing GODnic wi-Samefagging all the time, ftfyPost him on the top franchises list. He's nowhere to be seen.
With how Popular and Strong Sonic, surely Sega must be impressed with how his games performed last year, right?
>>152497838>Projecting FalseFAGrio...
>>152497671That punch wasnt bad. The building being hit looked strange
>>152497875>Schizonic
>>152496921>links a thread MESSIAHnic wonOk?
>>152497671I can't open twitter without some new Indian's sloppa from this thing being shoved onto my feed
>>152497694GODnic!!!!
>>152497719Canon>>152497736Fanfic>>152497870>ESLrio the BROWN
>>152497807Canon>>152497840Schizo fanfic
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>Samenic schizo melty
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Sonic just gave Mario the lightest tap he could do and the fight it already over.
>samenic's having another meltyKEKWABOOTY!!!
>>152497913>But Eggman GAPES Sonic on the daily...
Alright I- You want me to fight HIM!? b-but he's a REAL GAMEGOD I-I-I...I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!
