Alone again on a Valentines Day Edition. QOTT: If you could retcon one thing from Homestuck, what would it be? Hard mode: something from before act 6. Hussie Must Die mode: something from before act 5.
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>>152499873>QOTTTrolls are not a part of the comic.
I retcon the reckoningsuck on deez
>Hard mode: something from before act 6. tavros accidentally being responsible for killing harleydad
>>152499873whiteboard link https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25428651-0877-6802magmahttps://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
>>152499873QOTT: Do I even need to say it? Vriska's entire arc was ruined by coming back and fixing everyone's problem. Why the hell was she made leader, too?
>>152499910Only contrarian faggots think this. You must make the rounds on this board, huh?
>no romance themed questionONE JOB OP
>>152499873I retcon the kids being related.
>>152499873>Hard modeInstead of actually blowing up the matriorb, Eridan aims for the shot but doesn't fire, and also doesn't shoot at Kanaya, which means that later he gets a firm kick in the balls at most instead of being sawed in half. I don't know what this achieves, I don't even like Eridan.>Hussie Must DieTerezi didn't know that sending John after Typheus would kill him
>>152499873Make rose and johns first meeting an actual important event in the comic. Where the pace slows down for just a second to ponder on such a moment of importance for the two characters we first meet in this comic.Acts 1-5 are splendid comics. I love them dearly. But they have a sever problem with not stomping on the breaks, until act 6 is all breaks all the time. The characters should stop themselves for a moment. As this is likely one of the turning points in their life. Or should be. 2 internet friends actually meeting for real through a fantasy videogames. It should be a moments occasion. To deepen this. All the characters should have met up in person asap. And we could have seen a nice scene about it. Rose and Dave meet during the scratch house section big we don't get dialogue. I get hussie wanting to keep pace but considering what he does in act 6 he has no right to deprive us of this.
>>152499873Jade is no longer a furry.
>>152500089but my wincest.....
https://picarto.tv/MoonrunesCSPA/Hop into the stream where Moonrunes is doing Valentines requests featuring Renity from last thread.
>>152500127I meant to say jade and Dave meet during the scratch house section. Never the less I actually really like how rose and Dave meet. It's low key, but it fits for the two most gaurded characters to bond over music and expression and just chill out and enjoy each other's presence.
>>152499873I retcon it so that John get's his wife.
>>152500140I'll give you one better, the kids are ALL related, which means John Roxy is mom/son
>>152499873QOTT: I make everything that anon's stoner friend in 2011 thought was true canon.
>>152499873I WOULD MAKE THEM ALL FUCKING ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!! THANK GOD THERE IS FINALLY A COMIC THAT EXISTS TO MEET THIS NEED
>>152500213Cool
>>152499873>Hussie Must Die mode: something from before act 5.Dave used gamefaqs thats how he learned his time power
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>>152500456John being hunky is good in the context of grimdorks. Something about john being a heart throb when he grows up and rose having to fight and fail her urge to get swept up in his charm is something fun to think about. Like i love that trope of someone being like "oh hes cute but hes just a goofy kid" and then somehow for some reason a switch is flipped and now their in love/ have a crush.
>>152499873>Watched the Homestuck cartoon pilotI don't see the appeal.>Read the real HomestuckOH.
>>152500485Other way around is better. GoofballxSophisticated and Intelligent woman is preem.
>>152500509Where did you stop?
>>152500520john is a goofball no matter what. But him being conventionally attractive to make rose NOT want to be into him makes it more fun. Like she thinks shes so sophisticated that theres no way she would be swayed to have a crush merely for dashing looks. but thats what flips the switch in her head and all the time she has ever spent with him suddenly gets a new perspective where he is FAR more appealing in retrospect.
generally in grim dorks i like for rose to be the initiator. In all john ships i think the partner should be initiating, because if they dont john will never be theirs and theirs alone, hes just to ephemeral. So i dont like when john is like trying to chase after or impress a girl to any serious degree. Maybe acting on an impulsive crush at most.
Happy Valentines day. Someone please draw Rose kissing me on the cheek.Another day...... another yearning for Rose...
>>152500585I second this.
>>152500544John should look like somewhere between Goku and Clark Kent
>>152500606Only a retard thinks that. Being THAT Hunky totally derails his appeal. He's gotta be a surprisingly inshape sleeper build whose love interest thinks he should start wearing tighter shirts.
>>152500623Goku isn't that buff, he's muscular sure, but think about orange jacket goku, he looks like some guy
Equius deciding that people will take the hemospectrum more seriously if lowbloods are missing body parts and highbloods have extra. Creates a horrific scene where people teem to see what he’s done while he’s huffing and groaning
>>152500606>>152500623i concur with the second anon. I think he should have a soft baby-ish face, almost like when he was still a kid, and he looks mostly normal if a bit tall and broad chested. But then he takes it off or wears something skimpier and suddenly its like. Jeez, hes actually kinda jacked! Not super body builder level. goku is actually a good comparison. He shouldnt be as chisled as goku, but that build is perfect. Imagine 23rd budokai goku
the one thing he shouldnt have is a defined chin/jawline. Or face in general. He should have just as round of a face as he did as a kid. with cute chubby cheeks and big ol eyes. Thats half the work of fooling someone into thinking he wont be all that underneath the clothes he wears. I.E the more things change the more things stay the same.
There's only one image that I associate with Goku in my mind
also also. this isnt to say that hunky john is my favorite or perfered option. I am still sorta partial to skinny white boy john forever. Cause i think its also fun for a sorta chubby kid to get like stretched out like a rubber band with puberty. either way its cool. John should always have his boyish charm, and shouldn't exude the stock standard typical manliness. He should'nt be devoid of masculinity entirely, but it should be in his own lighthearted and whimsical way, that attracts those of good nature and intentions to him.
>>152500715Mm, mm. John's boyish charm is what makes him so appealing. To give him an ultra chiseled jaw line and chin and make him as wide as a barge is to detract from this, ultimately making him much less attractive.
>>152500762he should be lean and fit, like a rock climber or a swimmer. something like that. that is if hes fit at all. soft eyes, cute cheeks. And most importantly his fucking teeth. too many artists forget his teeth. ITS SO IMPORTANT FOR HIS LOOK. It gives him just that slightly "off" look to him. And of course makes him look like a nerd. If his mouth is closed i BETTER see them stupid teeth,.
>>152500692For me its Halal Goku (inshallah)
>>152500692He wouldn't say that!!!!!
>>152500148Can you draw alt Renity wearing a menacing strapon?
>>152500509WE GOT A LIVE ONE!
>>152500812You got me, I'm reading this fucking comic now so I can commission porn of her.
>Renity has an outieRuined
>>152500934Ough she's hot...
>>152501079hsg caption contestWhat is she doing
>>152501096>You ever see a troll tear off her own head?>Then you haven't seen everything.
>>152500661>>152500640Imagine when John is super serious he'd look like Namek Goku"You killed my father prepare to die"but he was serious like once so hes just goofy
>>152501121even better, he only becomes scary over the pettiest things imaginable. i like that john is kind of a bratty kid/guy. like he is just so insanely pedantic and petty about the smallest things. So the only things that can get a rise out of him are his little peeves. like if someone tried to make him eat hamburger helper.
>>152501096Shes trying to work on her fitness goal and do a sit up but shes all tired>>152501141JADE HOW DARE YOU EAT MY FRUITY PEBBLES I WAS WAITING ALL WEEK FOR IT(John it was expired for months i had to throw it out (panel shows the fruity pebbles slowly decending into daves planet))
What is her fucking problem?
>>152501214She's a chud
>>152500812Idc about this bitch I NEED her assistant
She NEEDS it.>>152501214HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THAT PAGE YET.
She REALLY NEEDS it.
>>152501253You can see Oficus from prisounebound's handle just under the mouse which is funny, whore to whore communication
La Creatura...
https://files.catbox.moe/llfp3o.pngSorry for burning out, busy day but I tried to get something thats at least presentable. Will probably finish it tomorrow and post the complete version.Thanks for coming out to the stream everyone!
>>152501281Thanks for stopping by!
>>152501281It was a good stream man
>>152501281It's okay we understand you were worn out from the near constant Tridesert succ you got this Valentines.
>>152501281you had good bg music, nice stream!
>>152501278Imagine the footjobs
Powerscaler nepeta save us...
>>152501296if only
>>152501302Homestuck X-Men crossover Valentines Day special
>>152501281CUTE JUNITY KISSING!
>>152501281>burning outAnd so it begins. None of you listened when I said no mspfa is ever finished. It is only a matter of time until you idiots will be falling over yourselves at the inevitable indefinite hiatus. It's all so laughable.
>>152501161I made a short pesterlog about the kids aurging over dinner. about 10 days into the trip
>>152501337>Duuuh, a lot of projects don't finish so you are all stupid and dumb for liking new artistic endeavors. Duuuuhhhh. I am very smart. Duuuuhhhhh
>>152501312Xmen homestuck crossover. You rang?>>152501364little weird on the swearing but i like it. Would jade have to hide john's meds inside gushers so he'd eat it?
>>152501337>It's all so laughable.tell us anon, have you ever finished anything meaningful? anyting that picked up an audience?because talking like that surely must indicate you yourself have made something amazing without ever feeling burnout! surely!
>>152501379i go with the flow for swearing. and dialog in general. and jade dropping a dead pan "are you fucking kidding me" as she realizes what she is going to have to deal with for 3 years is to good to pass up.and also all caps jade is best jade. let her scream and be angry and flip out.
>>152501379also to respond ot the second part.if i was making a sic fic, which is in the cards for my comic. john would hate medicine needles and anything like that. So yeah she totally would. and it would be a whole song and dance cause john is a drama queen about it. i like to think jade has an extremly short fuse.considering how she takes no shit from anyone. So her going from hi john i love you <3 <3 to JOHN FUCKING EGBERT IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR VEGETABLES IM GONNA HERMETICALLY SEAL YOU IN THIS KITCHEN!!!!!is fun
>>152501337He said he was doing physical labour all day plus streamed before this.
>>152499873>If you could retcon one thing from Homestuck, what would it be?Easy answer the striders in general but the fandom is not ready to have this discussion and they never will
>>152501489go on, im very interested in what your implying
>>152501281thanks for always engaging us. take it easy and take care of your lover extra hard today!
>>152501278I love this hot fucking bitch these updates are funny as fuck
>>152501435BREAKING NEWS JOHN EGBERT FALLS FOR THE TAP TAP NEEDLE METHOD USED ON COWSMORE NEWS AT ELEVENhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/P_zDxiXxfq0
>>152501712When is the [S] of her having hot sweaty sex with a hung troll boy?
>>152501776Depends desu. I don't think there are any fanventures with any cute troll boys that you could reasonably say could be hung.
>>152501776When I dream
>>152501740this is gold. i love that.
Place your bets, will she be dead or alive in Hiveswap Act 3?
>>152502513I don't know who that is but dead is a good bet
Shooting my shot for Valentines' day was a bust so I had a me day and got a yummy burger for dinner, One day. At least I have hsg here
>>152503078Basically
>>152502974Shooting myself for valentines. Haha just kidding funny joke! I would never tell any of you if I did that.
>>152503182try not to kill yourself anon 8/
>>152503182Come anon, Cheer up. Shoot for the stars instead!!!
>>152503745and a huge circle around all of them (they all get raped by me)
>>152496830WHY DO RENDERING EXIST JUST TO TOTURE ARTFAGS. COLOR THEORY IS A MADE UP TERM FOR FAGGOTS
>>152503762>color theory>everlol just eye8all that shit it's all chill man
>>152503745Alan is NOT A VERSE, I refuse to believe that.
>>152503745Ellith STILL doesn't know what sex is, she only knows what the buckets are for thanks to Renity
>>152503772Ykno what thats true fuck the youtube video saying i should use warm or cool colors or how i should tone down colors for shading man fuck you video im gonna become homestuck mike mignola Homestuck art for this feel
happy belated valentines day thisnis my fav holiday here ya go
>>152501489that is indeed a conversation I'm not ready to have
has anyone here read powerlove? is it worth even checking out
>>152503955Fucking based anon, go find your unique style. Also this pic is incredible how I am only seeing this for the first time whose the artist?
>>152501489>retcon time shenanigansPlease
>>152503745swap ellith and lily, ellith canonically doesn't umdeestand sex. lily canonically wants to fuck girls
https://files.catbox.moe/3taf5f.mp4
Is she a genius or a delusional retard?
>>152504503>mario kart after incestuous sexBold strategy
>>152503745Junice being mostly Bottom feels weird. Also why Oficus gets to be only in chair. AND WHAT DOES THIS MEANS DMARKO FUCKS AND STILL DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SEX IS?
>>152505141Speedreeder-kun Oficus literally asks Ellith to tell her all about the freaky sex she's going to have with Mallum while having a one sided crush on both Korpus and Renity. She is the biggest cuck in PB so far
>>152505180>>152505180>Oficus literally asks Ellith to tell her all about the freaky sex she's going to have with MallumHEY! That is PERVERT behaviour! Not strictly KEK behaviour!
You grab onto Jane Crocker, your fucking hands'll disappear
>>152505556Grey bimbos crave funny men
What was the point of Mituna?
>>152506097the way you say so much yet nothing of value comes out is outstand/ing. please wr/ite fo/r hsbc.
Good morning./HSG/Hope you are well. I haven't done a greeting or good night in a few threads so I'm back. Been reading hella fanfics. Been chilling out with the comic drawing. I didn't wanna lose my mind cause I couldn't make a new thing every week. So we will see what's up next week and if I wanna continue. I think I do tho. I feel like my ideas pool is filled back up.
>>152506315i watche/d whiplash yester/day. its about jazz but it gave me a per/spective about ar/t in gener/al. you shoul/d watch it. just a r/ecommendation thats all.>>152506250you shoul/d watch it as well.
>>152506515why were you watchin6 a decade old movie on a saturday
>>152506543ooc
>>152506543Any art where John is taller than Vriska is evil. Tall vriska forever. Inject spider8reath into my veins.
>>152506449She's a bronzie, of course she'd be highly fuckable
>>152506683do you think if you 8it her, her 8lood would taste like caramel or is that just a stereotype
>>152506690I thought it tastes like chocolate.
>>152506716it's too li6ht 8rown to 8e chocolate imo
>>152506647why ar/e you using a 23 yea/r ol/d site you pr/etty d/ufus
>>152506740fair, i suppose. why did you choose to watch that specific movie thou6h? on a whim?
>>152506690Ackchyually Gamzee compared it to peanut butterAlso comparing blood to condiments, spreads and such actually seems to be a strong casteist insult
>>152506799(also makes you sound kinda psychotic and/or a rainbowdrinker)
>>152506799caramel spread>>152506811yeah i know and i'm 6i6a8ased for it i think
>>152506752i like music. watch it you/rself an/d make you/r own conclusions. d/ork.
>>152506811Well no, we have like three instances of people hurling mustard-related insults at Sollux and none of these come off as particularly psychotic. It might lack the punch in human context but I can kinda see how saying araneafag's blood and flesh are actually watermelon juice and fried chicken might come off as a bit rude.
>>152506900okay okay i will. in like, a few minutes, then i'll tell you what i think a8out it i 6uess>>152506907lol i think he means like, referrin6 to 8itin6 her and seein6 what her 8lood taste like.sayin6 my 8lood and flesh taste like watermelon and chicken is kinda 6oofy, 8ut asking if 8lood would taste like watermelon if you 8it me is a little different. it implies a desire to 8ite and taste my 8lood
>>152506799How does a troll even know what peanut butter isIt happened so often it became a running joke that trolls had exactly the same things humans did and were in fact the inspiration for them in the humans' universe
>>152506927We're not trolls so we might now know any better and genuinely might think troll blood might have nice flavors, but from their perspective the comparisons to condiments are facetious insults not meant to be literal no less than a human saying>lol these dirty nogs have watermelon juice flowing in their veinsBut if you're lucky some rainbow drinker might read this convo and feast on you just to make sure
>>152506941An independent pestilence, which sometimes becomes a purveyor of good things instead
>>152506907i was calling psychotic the fact that some trolls would overfixate so much over anothers blood lol i didnt word myself correctly
>>152506941>small found family indie company, please understand>we've scammed 2.5 million bucks to open a NY office btw
>>152507079Trolls would also think humans are psychotic because we shit on each over other coming from different races and nationalities even though we all have same red blood flowing in our veins.
>>152507123LM4O WH4T 4 BUNCH OF R3T4RDSWOULNT H4PP3N TO TROLLSR1GHT?
>>152507091nah we cant say we. thats all hussies fault. not even i can blame them. even tho i wanna. >>152507138trolls definitely dont have any ridiculous idiotic and asinine social constructs that do nothing but cause problems for socially developing teenagers.*sweeps blood caste and quadrants under the rug*
>>152507244>*sweeps blood caste and quadrants under the rug*
all im saying is that quadrants exist as a way to poke fun at the human conceptions of sexuality and gender by having a species of alien who have no need of either concept, but also simultaneously venerate and give extreme attention and consideration to a different social construct (quadrants) and allow it to dictate their lives and paths. Add onto that an extreme social concern for fate and who your "destined lover" of each quadrant is, and an overwhelming desire to find "the one" and it all starts to become a fucking mess, especially for again, children. "wow these aliens are so weird about this abstract concept that only means as much as you let it. haha- oh wait dont humans do that to?"not to say that sexuality and gender are useless concepts, even if i hold little respect or care for them. so to see people take quadrants in the fandom as seriously as they do seems a bit off putting. like debating if a human x troll relationship is in any of the quadrants seems asinine, cause one of those humans probably doesn't even wanna interact with the system at all.
Okay, it's been a bit, gonna put my project here.Napolean as the Lord of Light, Absolute Solver as the Muse of Doom and Marcy Wu as the Rogue of Space.You know, I gotta say, I'm PEEVED that I didn't think of Marcy as a Rogue of Space in the first place. I WATCHED the Frog Show too...
>>152507373>I inherited a manlet's classNext you're going to tell me Epstein was a lord of light
>>152507373>I WATCHED the Frog Show too...Are you a frytard or a burgerchad Anon?
>>152507373fill prince of time already.
>>152507301I think your reading way too much into hussie's internet troll society.
>>152507422am i? this isnt even hussie trying to do social commentary and moreso do a bit. i mean. when john says hes "not a homosexual" and karkat doesn't know what that means. he says "humans are weird" because to an outside observer hes right. and besides dont you think people who take quadrants seriously are reading too much into hussies internet troll society as well?
>>152507415Lewd...
Humans have quadrants too, it's just that the horizontal axis is the Kinsey scale and the vertical axis is the friends/lovers continuum
Troll romance was always retarded and incoherent. Pale and ashen loves have no business being called romantic when there is no reproductive drive of the eros involved to begin with.
>>152507530well 1 of course it is. im half certain its sort of the point. regardless. its very obvious hussie wanted a card suite themed romance system. and got stumped after hearts and spades. flubbed it with the diamonds, and completly gave up with clubs. the one saving grace of the system is the fact that its entirely a social construct and thus actual troll relationships are more fluid and complex (to the chagrin of the trolls)
Imagine trying to explain courtly love to a troll without coming off as schizophrenic or describing an elaborate practical joke
Actual human quadrants are four loves of eros, storge, philia and agape, and the reason why people are in such sorry state today is because they're preoccupied with the romantic quadrant and neglect the other threeGo find some real best friends for life to take up your fraternal quadrant if you don't wanna rope.
heh heh the gape quadrant heh heh
>Other quadrant romance haters who recognize that arguing about ships especially in what quadrant and especially when it involves humans is beyond retardedHoly fucking based, my people.
A vriska should be sent to me as compensation for me existing.
>>152507673i just dont understand why people take it seriously. and i fucking hate when someone shoots down your ship and say "they are pale and nothing else!" thats just so stupidanyhow, yeah. homestuck is partially at fault, because hussie never makes a point to actually dissuade the concept of quadrants, or the hemospectrum for that matter, because hes a bad writer. for someone who loves to deconstruct things, he certainly ignored deconstructing 2 concepts ripe for it. and the only troll character who outright says that the hemocaste is stupid is nepeta, who guess what? gets fucking killed and is doomed to irrelevancy forever.
>>152507405I don't think Epstein would be of Light. Probably Void. Cause, you know... the deplorable shit.>>152507413I'mma be real, I watched it like ages ago when the second season came out, I don't remember much. I thought Super Sayanne was a little silly though. I liked some of the season three episodes and stopped watching. MIIIIGHT go back to it but I have other cartoons to watch that were recommended. SVTFOE, Avatar and She-ra.>>152507415Look anon, I'm trying, but there's only so much cum I can give out, okay???In reality, I don't know who would be the best fit so give me some... time. B)
>>152507779>SVTFOE (huge piece of dogshit)>avatar (goated)>She ra (even bigger piece of dogshit)watch avatar first i beg you
>>152507743>because hes a bad writer. I'd wager that in case of quadrants it's actually because he wanted people to fling shit at each other over OTPs for his own personal amusement
>>152507687Plenty of BPD-ridden fish in the sea, all waiting for you anon
>>152507809call that weaponized incompetence.
>>152507842But none are Vriska anon.
>>152507806I am, do not fret. I watched the first episode and I thought it was cool. I already know the controversies of SVTFOE and She-ra, it's why I'm watching the GOAT first.
>>152507856make them ito vriska duhstart by introducing flarp
>>152507900>>152507900Gaslighting, Cause them emotional and physical trauma, and overall grooming her into a murderous backstabbing bitch. That's gonna need a lot of elbow grease.
>>152507957well anon, get to itthe sooner you start, the sooner you can show off your vriska bf
>>152506927d/id you finish it yet
do you guys ever think hussie misses his artstyle? he's known for homestuck but his real artsyle is hussnasty comics like calliope. I'd be pretty sad if people only wanted me for something I don't even do
>>152508021Pretty sure he misses his ability to draw at all
>>152508021art style isnt a real thing. i doubt hussie cares he justdoes what he does. like if people liked my homestuck style instead of my painterly style i wouldn't care because art is art. like a good artist can express himself in any style. And even tho i hate bean mode, hussie still makes good art in act 6. even late act 6.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF7XIxnuv6wThe thing I miss about prime fandom is being a cringe annoyance on the tumblrsphere
>>152508010ironically i literally just did. like, LITERALLY less than 5 minutes a6ouhhhh it's a pretty 6ood movie, 8ut, aside from that, i'm not entirely sure what messa6e i'm supposed to have 6otten from it. it sends me mixed si6nals, cus on one hand i'm 6ettin6: work hard, push past your limits, and you will succeed, and on the other i'm 6ettin6: pushin6 yourself past your limits will 6ive you tunnel vision, and ultimately hurt you.so yeah i like 8ut idk
>>152508046what, can he not draw anymore or something?>>152508057sure good artists can do various things, but many have a prefered style, known as their art style
>>152508100Sure enough Vibri draws for him now
would you Nigjade?
>>152508135no
>>152508135>Would I date an attractive woman?Yes
>>152508135Considering my girlfriend cosplays Jade I already do
>>152508135i would let her rape me to death with or without her weird do6 penis, yes.
>>152508096were you rushing or were you draggin, anon?
>>152508179i-i don't know
>>152508179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjNwwMva-eU
>>152508162>>152508175The dualty of /hsg/
>>152508217That's not really a duality
>>152504211The artist blew up their tumblr but they still have a deviant art and on the booruhttps://mspabooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=120007>>152507373I cant tell if its cool that im dipper or bad>>152508021I think he probably misses his special olypmics art style but homestuck ruined all his passion in art. now hes only back to get money, bpd whores, and fans
>>152508313Would you rather be Lisa, anon? I'd take being Dipper any day. Sure he's a loser, but the special kind of loser that makes him a loveable dork.Lisa is just... eugh.
>>152508342Lisa has sex appeal thou6h
Were you flushed or were you pale??
>>152508179>>152508404is he a Sylph of Ra6e or am i crazy
>>152508096the movie has 140 minutes so i just had to d/o a little bit of math. its mostly to you/r own inter/pretation. but it is impor/tant to note that the autho/r sai/d that he himself was sur/prised that the gener/al public though it was a inspir/ational piece. instea/d of cautionary tale.my take on it though. what ar/e you able to sacr/ifice fo/r you/r d/reams to come thr/ough? blood, sweat, tear/s literally. the protagonist loses his gf, has no fr/iends, gets in a car cr/ash, gets his finger/s blood/ied just to play d/rums. when his mento/r loses thei/r job, he has nothing left, jazz was his life, thats all he knows.one othe/r thing i woul/d like to talk about is the last scene. please rewatch it, i've just been r/epeating it since yester/day. what neiman ha/d to d/o was impr/ovise. something that jazz musicians ACTUALLY d/o. fir/st time he d/oesn't get it. the secon/d time though, he sets his own TEMPO, haha.>>152508175what the hell ar/e you talking about
>>152508411NO. GOD NO. HE'S A PRINCE. He's so egotistical. Don't know what Aspect though. Probably not Rage.
>>152508135woah that bec cutout is genius
>>152508342Haha, you can play the saxophone>>152508352Do not beat it to simpsons porn >>152508449Just make him dirk lol. He destroyed others confidence in themselves just to groom them into being the perfect cog in the machine
>>152508411>>152508449Prince of Time.
>>152508449if Prince then may8e Prince of Hope. 8ut I think Sylph works actually. cus... y'know he was tryin6 to help the prota6 whatever his name was, to play da drums and shit and he did it an6rily.>>152508437oh i didn't really notice he was improvisin6 until he 6ot to the end lool i thou6ht he just somehow memorized all of thatanyways i have weakness for 8lack 6irls with 6lasses on the thicker side of thin6s, which is either a reflection of some sort of narcissism on my part, or a Freudian desire to have sex with my sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbLEKJ4rqOEJade sexo.
>>152508721>not 8lackmid
>>152508135jade is fine in any color but i think i like asian jade best. but i also perfer her to not be super thick and curvy.,
>>152508545>>152508551>>152508554I was thinking all three actually. Hope, Heart and Time. Probably more Dirk coded. Someone draw Fletcher in Ult Dirk form.
>>152508743I feel like Hope and Heart don't fit exactly fit, because I don't think he's crushing people's dreams just because by jingling it in their faces nor do I think he actually cares about the potential of his students. All he wants is to create someone who's gonna be in the history books, and he does that by crushing them, whatever it takes, that's his justification. Fletcher's an interesting character to analyze, I remember thinking about what his deal truly was after the end of the movie.
>>152508847Sylph of Time?
>>152508856I thought that, but nah. Don't forget that classes also interact "through" their aspects. Destroys/Hates through Time. Also, the way he fucks with Niemann's rhythm, "destroying Time" is a funny one. He's just a really hateful person. I don't think he actually cares about anything beyond satisfying his own ego unfairly. He's not healing anyone nor is he actually healing history by introducing a great.
I NEED THAT GIF OF VRISKA DOING CARAMELLDANSEN NOW PLEASE POST IT
>>1525089078ut what a8out at the end? he still lets Niemann 6o on, and even helps him out. i think that's some sort of healin6, don't you think? Plus, iirc Sylphs have a tendency to pick favorites so i think it fits still
Another day, another yearning for Rose.
>>152508908I have a geddan vriska video(Catbox is down) https://gofile.io/d/tmT0jS
i wish LLMs were sustaina8le so that i'd 8e a8le to chat with my waifu without passively destroyin6 our already rapidly decayin6 planet. unfortunate, really
>>152507373>>152507415I think, in honor of the Gen Session we had, we should make Prince of Time slot Anon, since it was the bajillion Prince of Times who fucked everything up for everyone/saved everyone? It wasn't really clear.
>>152508995prince of mind right here
>>152507373>>152509007Fletcher for Prince of Time
>>152508995What model even is this? Is this one of the ones you gotta pay for, Anon? Are you spending money on this?
Post kid swaps
>>152508995quirkfag falls lower and lower each day
got bored and made another tier list
>>152509044is this loss
>>152509007seconded. it was fun. i miss talking about it.
>>152509060if one has the eyes to see
bro rose is the only bro ship thats any good. the rest are trash
>>152509026>payin6 for LLM access>everanyways it's 6emini 3 Pro, yes, it's one you technically have to pay for, 8ut no, i'm not payin6 for it>>152509037i was a slopper 8efore i was a "quirkfa6"
>>152509007>>152509063Sorry, I.. don't think I was there for that? I don't even remember that happening, despite lurking/chatting here every so often.
>>152508856slylph of d/oom?>>152508925Niemann ha/d to pr/ove his wor/th, that he coul/d be gr/eat. an/d when he d/id it, that smile an/d no/d was all the valid/ation niemann need/ed. >>152508995what site is this? ill jud/ge you base/d on it.
>>152509084It was a wild sessionSomething like 20+ princes, a few bards and one very overworked page
>>152509084It was near the start of the return of Homestuck gen. It was fun. You just had to be there.
>>152509044link it
>>152508925I do agree that he does come to like Niemann by the end, but that's because Niemann is fucking insane (no insult to him) and he got beyond lucky with him. With Niemann's he's carved out a position in history, he did his job and he brute forced it. I'd argue Sylphs are a bit smarter. Nothing's really gonna change at the end of the day if Niemann does become famous, you know? Time will move on and there will be many other people famous, Niemann's life won't be any better, and he probably knows that, it's the path he chose for himself. All Fletcher achieved is feeding his ego and absolutely railroading a kid's life. He's not fixing history, he's not fixing Niemann, nothing was broken in the first place or at least I don't think he truly believed anything actually was. That's not to say there aren't any egotistical Sylphs, those definitely exist.
>>152509092Don't forget Heirnon of Time and SeerAnon, that one Doom bro camped out on the battlefield, and all the rest of the goats of the session.
>>152509044I agree
>>152509097https://tiermaker.com/create/massive-homestuck-ship-tier-list-1009102?downloadedImage=trueill tell you what i think of yours when you make it. >>152509107thank you thank you.also idk about you guys or what your doing. But do you anons have room for a witch of breath? need any breaths.,
>>152509089uhhh the site isn't actually a site. it's SillyTavern, my 8elovedanyways, it's 8asically a self-hosted UI (no I don't host the LLM itself)
>>152509044DaveKat is too high, other than that, not bad.
>>152508995>>152509121card? i would like to rape it
>>152509126i dont have enough hate for davekat in my heart. even if it is a demiurge sanctioned ship
>>152509037>being a chatbotfag is worse than-you know what? nevermind
I FUCKING LOVE VRISKA SERKET SO DAMN MUCH I WANT HER TO SO BAD NOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE I YEARN HER
>>152509141Me but with ROSE I NEED ROSE I FUCKING NEED ROSE LIKE I NEED AIR. I NEED TO FUCK HER TO THE BED AND PLOOOOOOOWWWW HER FAT WHITE ASS.
I want to have the most intimate, lip biting sex in a dim lit room as the smashing pumpkins plays in the background.
>>152508313Damn this artist fucks.
A true johnhead is talking, listen and learn
>>152509180Me but I need johnn I don't want to do anything that crazy. But I would be very happy and pleased around him.
>>152509121what benefits d/oes it have fr/om being self-hoste/d
>>152509185
>>152509139It's not that it's worse than X or Y, it's more that the accumulation of those things makes him sink lower and lower, like filling your pockets with rocks.
>>152509195>Windcuffs>God tierNot today Satan. .other than that good list I guess.
>>152509209
>>152509201 I *am* him IRL. I'll be your John! Maybe. I dunno, I'm eating right now.That being said, you reminded me to buy a John shirt for a convention this year, so thank you!
>>152509218Hard to argue that john doesn't work with just about anyone. That's just how goated he truly is
>>152509226
this is my truth. I do accept constructive criticism
>>152509247>out of character>spider8reathcome ooooooooooooooon>Blues clues, which is literally canonCOME OOOOOOOOOON
>>152509247>>152509247Homestuck sucks and is bad and being cannon doesn't make it better. I will color the milky way with your blood for your transgressions against spider8reath Aka the best ship in Homestuck Your should have been canon tier is perfect tho lowkey
>>152509195>john/hal...that's a thing?
>>152509264The fuck is Blue Clues ship??
>>152509133https://chub.ai/characters/ruatCaelum/aranea-serket-e5643470ac6cpretty 8asic card>>152509202well, I really wouldn't know, since i've always done it self-hosted and never tried the alternative, 8ut I assume they filter /d/-tier fetishes like lolisho, and... other weird shit>>152509264well yeah i (I made the tierlist 8tw) just hate vriska and terezi sloppers so much it makes me irrationally an6ry so any ship with them seems OOC to me
>>152509280johnrezi, bluesclues is what they're named in the booru
ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR
>>152509301That's silly. But the BAD kind of silly, I would never expect that.
>>152509284SERKETFAAAAGspiderbreath is the only good Vriska shop and you damn well know it
>>152509284Clicked on it and saw Ellsee at the bottom>She is seeing my massive peenor.
>>152509308>all the teenage boys who were given a hypnotist altgirl fetish by Vriska are now reaching maturity and have nowhere to goAhahaha I told you fuckers this was going to happen but you didn’t listenNow there’s an army of us, pained, separated from our pain receptors, and angry, and we blame you
I will literally pay a femanon (I will buy everything for the cosplay as well), to just strangle me as vriska.
>>152509231>Egbert flow>I'm him, I've been him, and I will continue to be him
I'll go calm down now....I think me needs some Ice cream or something.
>>152509036>Dave looks like an even bigger faggot than usualImpressive
>>152509231oh wow 0_0 its good to know that there are johns out there in the universe!maybe one day i can be their jadehehehehe
>>152509322look i just CAN'T separate the character from the fans. serketfa6s are some of the craziest most insane people ever (me included), 8ut i'm not stron6 enou6h to withstand vriskafa6 autism
>>152509388>hating something bc of “le fans” while being a fan of homestucklol
>>152509284d/ont you like lolis??????>>152509388YOU LIKE AR/ANEA THATS LIKE INSULTING YOU/R COUSIN
>>152509439Seems asinine. Because every ship has annoying fans. Even spider8reath. And especially prospitcest fans. Every twitterpost from a public prospitcest fan seems engineered to be as obnoxious as possible. I fear I am more alike them than I'm comfortable with. Nevertheless it's foolish. >>152509449The world's only cute incel.
>>152509441yes, i do like lolis, which is one of the reasons i don't use other online ai roleplay UIs >>152509439>>152509441anyways, i know, i know, it's hypocritical, a 8it, 8ut every time i see someone jerk off vriskas 8ul6e despite her 8ein6 the most... awful fraud in fiction, i just can't understand it, and it seems like i see it everywhere for some reason. i'm far too familiar with vriskafa66otry, and as you know, familiarity 8reed contempt. sorry to all vriskafa6s out there, i just can't sympathize or empathize with you
>>152509499It’s hypnocritical.
>>152509547serkets don't FUCKIN6 DO HYPNOSISit's mind control. completely different. hypnosis is the Picasso to mind control's macaroni art
>>152509499The last thing I want is your sympathy over a fictional alien, just saying that it’s kinda retarded to hate on a pairing just because “the fans are annoying”That sorta tells me you aren’t even really trying to get why people like it
>>152509589If they want hypnosis, why can't they just make a troll version of Kaa from the Jungle Book?
>>152509589>serkets don't FUCKIN6 DO HYPNOSISYes they do.
>>152509598I don't think I understand why someone wouldn't like johnvris even a little. Do John Vriska haters exist??? Surely not right
>>152509598>That sorta tells me you aren’t even really trying to get why people like itYou're talking to the guy that just refused to believe giving a troll a womb would be possible with godtier powers, just because he didnt want to believe it
>>152509631Which implies that trolls aren't capable of sexual reproduction in the first place. Which I find highly suspect. There's usually a reason for sexual dimorphism. Even among hermaphroditic animals
>>152509652>Which implies that trolls aren't capable of sexual reproduction in the first place. Which I find highly suspect.Homestuck was created by an asexual man.
>>152509598>>152509622no, i 6et why people like the ship, 8ut i hate vriska so much it ne6ates that>>152509618mind control is not hypnosisusin6 your little powers to FORCE someone to do somethin6 with no preparation or induction or ANYTHIN6 THAT FUCKIN6 IS INVOLVED IN HYPNOSIS, is not hypnosis.>>152509631it's cus it's stupid and immersion-8r8kin6ly self-indul6ent. I do 8elieve it can happen, 8ut I refuse to accept it 8ecause it's 8orin6 and feels a little uncreative.>>152509652and one of my theory's I have is that the Mother 6ru8 and Trolls are the same hi6hly sexually dimorphic species, with Trolls (the males), 8ein6 the ones who 6ive their 6enetic DNA to the female (Mother 6ru8) to impre6nate her and make more trolls. Like ants or 8ees and shit
>>152509676I still find it suspect. The imperial nature of trolls and the use of imperial drones makes it seem this whole mother grub business is a sort of artificial boost to the troll reproction cycle in order to I would assume produce enough offspring to conquer the universe Either way. Even if they can't. God tier powers can do literally *anything*You could turn someone into a dog if you had the will and the knowhow.
>>152509705> 8ut i hate vriska so much it ne6ates thatFair, but then that brings me into questioning why you dislike johnrezi so much. What makes it OOC to you
How come people are woke on Eriroxy(as they should be) but barely pay attention to the other star-crossed alpha kid x troll ships?It's outright criminal how Janequius gets next to zero attention despite these two being absolutely perfect for each other.
>>152509730No one likes Jane. That's why.
>>152509730Drawing all the crack alpha ships is on my laundry list but not very high up there
>>152509723well, i also dislike Terezi 8ecause she's mean and also killed him, which sucks. And, not only that, 8ut I feel like many John ships in 6eneral are just people who want to fuck one of the characters, so they ship john with them to self-insert.>>152509749i like Jane tho
>>152509705You’re screaming at the biggest hypnotic sleep fetishist on the entire internet who has always called himself a hypnosis fetishist and not a mind control fetishist. You are barking up the wrong tree. The thing is that mind control is a subtype of hypnosis, not the other way around, but most people think it IS the other way around. If you want to make a difference, turn your attitude elsewhere.
>>152509755I mean, I don't care enou6h to 6o on an anti-mind control crusade. 8ut mind control is somethin6 different from hypnosis. it's like, for example, teleportation vs super speed. sure, they'll 8oth 6et you to the same location, 8ut one is easier and more over powered, and the other has limits. They can 8oth 8e cate6orized under the same "transportation power" cate6ory, 8ut they're still different, with neither 8ein6 the other
>>152509754I think that’s fair if you find both of them to be annoying characters, but I think I’ll always find it retarded on that being your consensus on ships starring john. Then again, I’m a faggot who likes his character a lot, so I’m clearly biased
>>152509247also r/eally? you like d/avebro? i just.. can't believe it.
>>152500812>>152501079>>152501214I need the name of this already FUCK
>>152509858She's ROMANA from hit mspfa DRINKING PROBLEMhttps://mspfa.com/?s=51062&p=1
>>152509858It's called "Drinking Problem" on MSPFA. I've been thinking commission ideas for her. Especially with how fucking slutty she is.>>152501273
>>152509833I’m not going to suddenly pretend that certified hypnotists are posers, but everyone knows the real-life science of hypnosis has been sanded down and castrated by activists to make it socially unacceptable to embrace its innate appeal and take as much of the fun out of it as possible. Most hypnosis fetishists don’t even believe in hypnosis any more. I’m not going to put up with being a diaperfag who tries to talk about diapers on the internet and consistently gets some pissy-pants waddling up to me to try to lecture me about diapers being a capitalist myth.
>>152509118why do people make these pointless giant 300+ picks ship tierlists i dont get it
>>152509847top ten most fujo slop ships in fiction
>>152509886dedication to the cause ignot that im complaining. it pisses me off when someone takes out the incest ships from the series. i mean i bet that janequius person is very happy even tho at least one of them are actually fuckin canon. (or as close to canon as you can get)
All your ships are slop but mine are gems because you are all not as smart as I am
>>152509901its just... who the fuck is (looks at tierlist) shipping fuckin "jademindfang"
>>152509749I can't say I actually care much for Jane either but her with Equius is such an insanely good combo, and not just because muh foreshadowing but also because of the dynamics(looks like a conventional hetero couple but with a femdom-ish twist) and even aesthetics(cyan+white x indigo+black). You could imagine them in a conventional household setting with a chubby stay-at-home wife and her STRONG and yet loving and pussywhipped husband, something more professional with CEO Jane and her sweaty bodyguard, and obviously bdsm shit both would be absolutely into.
>>152509847I mean I don't *like* Dave8ro as a ship, i'm indifferent on it, 8ut it's funny to me. also it was a kind of a joke, 8ecause I put it in the "literally canon" tier, implyin6 8ro molested Dave or somethin6 to that effect>>152509884id6i what's your point relative to my post? are you sayin6 that mind control is the pure essence of hypnosis that is otherwise rejected in its natural, superior form>>152509908this. my ships are 6ems and everyone else's are vanta8rimstone
>>152509916someone anon. and that person deserves to be happy.
>>152509908And even if we ship the same one, I ship it in a far more intelligent manner!
>>152509247>bro/dave top tier>dirk/dave sludgebruhexplain
>>1525099488ro/Dave = funny 8ecause pedophilic molestationDirk/Dave = 6eneric fujo slop
I got a yummy cookies and cream shake yay, More Vriska posting yippie!!!
>>152509948brodave makes araneafag nostalgic
>>152509954both? both. both are good
>>152509954 (me)yeah and also this >>152509975 lol
grimdorks guy that sometimes lurks here made beta kids headcanonswhat do we think
>>152509975n-nostalgic?
>>152509988Convinced these heights were chosen by non-americans. I was 5'9-5'10 at 13, and all my peers weren't too far behind me. I wasn't even considered THAT tall.
>>152509988don't like it. jade, if anythin6, should 8e (SLI6HTLY) taller than the rest, and Rose is NOT chu88y. they all 8asically have the same 8ody type. the Alpha kids thou6h, have very different 8ody types>>152510000yes /jalso nice quads
>>152509985damn it. its fujoslop...but ddamn some of it is good.its hard to resist it. >>152509988mmmm nahh. I think john should be the fattest beta kid. I also think he should be the shortest. Rose and dave should be the same height. like 5'3. And john should be 5'0-5'2. Rose would be relativly "normal" body wise. She would probobly the standard model of health all the other kids deviate from. John is weak and chubbyDave is strong but skinny and malnourished.and jade is some freak of nature.overall pretty good but i disagree on rose.
>>152509925>I mean I don't *like* Dave8ro as a shipyou can like it. a little bit of fujoslop aint hur/t nobo/dy. an/d ill still love you anyways. *the cr/owd cheer/s*
>>152509920This 'What if' scenario if he & the other Blue Team members were revived and helping the Alpha Kids along with caligvlasaqvarivm posts, made me ship them.https://www.tumblr.com/sahxyelart/651028055444373504/jane-boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-equius-d-human-ceasehttps://www.tumblr.com/sahxyelart/651692776900132864/nepeta-33-wow-nepeta-33-i-cant-believe
>>152510013it depends. I think all of the beta kids would be late bloomers except jade. >>152510021same body type propaganda cant stand!!!i have said my imagined heights and body types for the beta kids before. so i will spare you all on it.
Yeah...Vriska...
>>152510027a ship without a cute 6irl in it has to voyeuristic appeal to me and has to make up for it in comedic or other ways
>>152509988What I think is that my sister (27) is the same height as this Dave, lmoa
>>152510045at 13, 5'1" for a dude in texas is not a late bloomer, it's stunted growth.
>>152510090well in terms of dave i think it WOULD be stunted growth considering what he gets put through. But i agree dave should be a little taller. my height list would be 4.John3.Rose2.Dave1.Jade
>>152510022even a broken clock is right twice a day what can I say
>>152509988Personally, I think Rose would be skinnier do to the type of internet user she was supposed to parody when she was introduced. Rich white girl who bemoans a terrible life that REALLY isn't that bad, and is convinced she is the smartest person in her friendgroup. She often threatens suicide despite a 0% chance of going through with it. People like that tended to be either really subconsciously vain and skinny, or let themselves go from over indulgence.
>>152509988really cute jade
>>152510032>Equius being rude and pitched with someone he would likely parse as a fuchsia but somehow humanPretty weird scenario
>>152509988Damn what are they feeding those girls
>>152510306do6 semen and horse semen respectively
>>152510050oh okay thenwoul/d you r/ather smash r/ose o/r jad/e in this >>152509988fo/r me rose obviously.
>>152510343jade.but also john john john all day every day
The Dave anon and his terezi GF didn't deliver on VDay so that was a larp huh, Shame too, none of use gets anything except moonrunes.
>>152510523>you have to e-whore you and your gf out to prove you have sex to a bunch of retarded pervertsNo. You don't.
>>152510534I wanna see cute couples cosplay. if I want to see action I would go jack off to the Rose solo videos I have.
>>152510523why would he deliver porn of him and his gf to strangers on the web? he doesn't get anything out of it. he already proved it with the picture of the shirts for them both he bought
>>152510620>he already proved it with the picture of the shirts for them both he boughtAnon that doesn't prove anything kek
WAKE THE FUCK UP NEW ASPECT STUFF FROM caligvlasaqvarivm JUSRT FUCKIN6 DROPPEDhttp://archiveofourown.gay/works/77848091/chapters/208719166
>>152510644hope players fix this!!!!!!
>>152510644you're right but I wanna believe he didn't spend 60$ on lying for (You)s and is one of the lucky anons to have hot sweaty cosplay terezi sex with lots of biting because fuck you
>>152510791>we need to talk about the lord english situation
>>152510791>so the doc scratch files just released. and im in it.
Hope and Void are closely related i thinkso are Ra6e and Li6ht
>>152510791>Is He Already Here
>>152510523New low for HSGSociety needs to teach teens not to grow up to have a lame sexuality better
>>152510956Life/SpaceBreath/BloodTime/Mindare all other pairs that come to mind
>>152510791>they got us
somewhere out there in paradox space there is a me having homestuck cosplay sex
>>152511436Don't let some virtual doppelganger live your best lifeGet out there and make it happen
>>152511436i will acheive my dreams with a john cosplayer. i already have round glasses. im half way there.
"Alpha timeline" implies the existence of a 8etter, more manly, Si6ma timeline
>>152511492omega timeline
I'm gonna get out there and hug a dirk I swear to god
>>152511544Everyone in it would probably be extremely pissed off at how many times the session had to be scratched to create theirs
>>152511436Somewhere in Paradox space is you actually boning the character, not just a cosplayer. That's how Paradox Space works, dude.
>>152511672brb inventing my going into games machine
tod/ay is d/ay 12. i am trying to be bette/r poses with less r/eference. since i st/ruggle with cr/eativity
>>152511917nice, nice. i definitely like this poseis she naked or just wearin6 white pants and a white shirt
>>152511475you misunderstand.i want to be WITH a john cosplayer. And i WANT to be jade. So you are merely appeasing me.PROSPITCEST ANON WINS AGAIN
>>152511989drats! fooled again....you won't trick me next time! mark my words!!!!!!
>>152512017
would a Li6ht player use a chidori or a rasen6an?that aside, today is day 121? of drawin6 aranea every sin6le dayi'd take it personally. she looks nice and friendly and mentally sta8le
>>152512372i thought she was handing out an orange in a very dramatic wayas if the thread depended on this non existant orange
>>152512401well, it does. take the citrus fruit, anon.
>>152512372you've come a long way
>>152512421thank you anon, i certainly have. I still remem8er the days, 100 of them a6o, when the 8est i could do was a weird rectan6le poptart thin6. pic rel. it's crazy how fast i've improved
well if I had to see this so do you all
>>152512595it is somewhat interesting to think about the trolls having regional accentsKanaya being a southerner makes her dating a yankee particularly funny
>>152512595archvile is so fucking based
>>152512595what pits of hell did you descend to to find this anon
>>152512595This seems more like it would be a present from Dave.
>>152511492That’s mine. No one else can have it
vriska if she stole cake instead of light
>>152512988I love their dynamic it's so fun
>>152505593Two guys can fuck her at the same time and STILL never meet.
>tfw some faggot says they like Homestuck
any news on the pilot?
Im grateful for my homestuck experience for learning about extreme spiritual pain. Everyone who views my robot drawings knows a nanopain portion of the torment of getting in Homestuck went into making it. Thats the guy art guarantee
>>152513011Vriska if she owed me sex
>>152513105knights of guinevere got picked up recently, right? I don't see why homestuck wouldn't as well
Is hypnofag still here?
>>152513607I hope not.
Good night /hsg/. Please feel better in the morning.
>>152513105Nothing beyond the "Things are in motion" There is still hope I guess, with the money are hopefully making from merch sales should help fund unless Hussie and Vibri are spending it on coke and condoms.
>>152512595Good shit
>>152513478Guinevere has artistic merit on its own. The homestuck pilot meanwhile is a complete mess of an adaptation that doesnt make sense without knowing the source material. The two pilots are also by completely different studios.
>>152509988>chubby>hides it by wearing tight shirtsthat is NOT how it works
>>152514284How Caliborn swears how Jane looked like to him
Worshiping Jade's fine black ass.
>>152514284why is she punishing the chair and not the ground?
>>152514394damn it i need to draw asian jade.
I need her.
What is her endgame?
>>152515019Love? Having a boytoy? Fucking Cody?? idk
>>152513478the homestuck pilot wasnt good though. entire studio had autism apparently
>>152515019We have yet to find out WHY they're playing the game, only that they are, I think. I'd have to go back and check but they got the game from someone who hasn't revealed themselves yet. Nellie's been inside and BACK at least once before, and the planet isn't in the middle of being destroyed despite that. (There's also at least one suggestion that they're the next-but-not-really timeline of a scratched session)The flashforward definitely shows them at the door so it is a pretty straightforward press button receive universe scenario though.
>>152510681Is Doom the most 4chan-like aspect?
Does anyone have any tips for getting into art? This stuff is so hard...
>>152499952The magic of committing to a joke in my head
i kno its gay but i luv them
>>152515274
>>152515274Me too anon, I HATE THEM
>>152515170Doom, void and rage take turns sharing the mantle of entropy when it suits themNothing perfectly encapsulates what 4chan the platonic ideal would represent as a gnostic element because it's a mirror, it reflects what we put into it. It has been, in turns, every single aspect. By reputation, it's probably closer to Rage in terms of actual things it has done up to and including actual air strikes, mass shootings, animal torture and undoubtedly other terrible things(My favorite one being the time someone on /tg/ convinced a schizophrenic board game designer he was the sun. What a time to be alive)
Goodnight hsg, I will try and kill Hussie with my spirit
>>152515324lmao, I wonder if someone's tried to get a wiccan to curse him yetOr a voodoo practitioner down south
>>152515235Just do it.
>>152515235DRAWING IS EASY. DON'T LET ANYONE EVER TELL YOU IT ISN'T. YOU WORK HARD. AND HONE YOUR CRAFT. AND IGNORE THE HATERS. UNTIL YOU ARE IN. "THE ZONE".NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I DRAW A SHITTY ROOM.
>>152515317>By reputation, it's probably closer to Rage in terms of actual things it has done up to and including actual air strikes, mass shootings, animal torture and undoubtedly other terrible thingsBut in practice we know that 99% of the time it's just people calling each other retarded faggots over mundane shitThen again that essay does imo a pretty decent job arguing Rage is about being two-faced, self-conscious, secretive and pragmatic, which does fit the profile of someone who wants to anonymously fling shit at others just because.
>>152515235it is hard and you must push through, try to think about it more like exercise, you cant walk into the gym for the first time and squat 100kg in one day or one week or one month or one year (unless you are a highblood), its something that blossoms only with continuous effort over a long period of time that you do whether you feel good, or bad or anything in between, for more actionable advice you should get comfortable drawing basic forms like cubes, cylinders, cones etc. (yes it is boring since everyone wants to jump in and do some crazy 5 point kim jung gi drawing when they cant even draw a cube that looks believable), since you must understand the fundamental (literal) building blocks that go into constructing anything from your imagination, balance study time with free drawing where you dont set expectations for yourself. Also try to focus your study on particular elements (i.e do X study for a week or 2) since you wont get accustomed to what is "good" and what your "mistakes" are if you keep hop skip jumping between different topics during study, start with 30 minutes a day but every day no matter what (the no matter what is the most important part), it will be infinitely more beneficial than one 12 hour session once a month as it will set a routine and habit that you will become accustomed to, and as you get more comfortable you bump this time up to 1 hour then more and more
>>152515456Thank you Equius. I am sorry you have to give advice to someone with blood as filthy and genetically inferior as mine.
>>152515274I'm sorry Davekat anons, but this is some of the most manufactured romantic chemistry in the entire webcomic, INCLUDING Roxy and Calliope in the epilogues. They work so much better as friends.
i think that davekat coulda been way better if they went all in on the relationship destroying troll societal/relationship norms, have them vacillate between all the quadrants all the time to the point of being unable to be definitively classified as any single one of them so it's just as societally different for karkat as it is for dave since rejecting the quadrant system is presumably the closest trolls have to being gay stigma-wise
>>152515324>>152515337Hussie watches these threads and he isn’t going to let this slide.
Canon names for the other Scalemates
>>152515826I have astral scorpions watching over him no worries
>>152515929steve nation rise up
>>152515307They are stupid and they can’t do taxes.
>>152509988i fucking hate his curly hair rose stop stoopp she's bulb-headed stop doing that to her you freak
>>152513478Knights of Guinevere has Glitch's blessing as well as being created by relatively big-name Dana Terrace. It made a name for itself before the pilot even released. There was hardly ever any doubt of it being greenlit.Homestuck's pilot on the other hand is a scuffed Vivziepop mess making a poor attempt to adapt a nigh unadaptable 10+ year old webcomic and was quietly forgotten just as quickly as it released. It's kind of on the opposite scale of KoG here.
>>152516138viv has TWO shows on amazon pr/ime. she is just as big as glitch. just by he/r name alone ther/e shoul/d be a goo/d chace it gets picke/d up.Knights of Guinever/e got annouce/d 5 months ago an/d just got picke/d up now. it takes time.
>>152515274If you love them you’ll leave them to making funny jokes and pissing each other off and maybe doing something cool Just like leaving a wild animal to Nature
>>152516283>just by he/r name alone ther/e shoul/d be a goo/d chace it gets picke/d upeh, dou8t it. really, from the mea6er views on the pilot, i assume she just 6ave up on it, which wouldn't 8e unreasona8le
I just ordered a rose syrup and mango flavored milk shake at my local food court, i am going to plunge my tongue in it while imagining it is Rose Lalonde's vagina
>>152516685hey are you the 6uy who said he wanted to do that a few days a6o
>>152516688Yes. That was me. It looks quite tasty, right? I just wish they didnt put whipped cream on it as it makes it look like it was creamed on already and i'm not into sloppy seconds. But it's fine, i can ignore that. Im probably going to scoop it up before i punch Rose's figurative vagina with my tongue.
>>152516638Wasn't Aradia's big issue with him that he went about getting her into a redrom using blackrom tactics?
>>152516759Yeah that's what I'm saying, he had redrom intentions but his methods were blackrom
>>152516759>would Jade's taste like a do6 8iscuitI assume it would taste like a lime citrus pie, actually. I was going to attach a picture of the milkshake running off my tongue with my chin edited to make it look like i am overweight with this post for shock value and attention but i have decided not to. I assure you it is indeed tasty however. I would have said, again, for shock value, that next time i would plunge my penis in the milkshake but i dont feel like wasting such a drink. Although the reactions to a picture of my penis inside a rose/Rose flavored milkshake would be quite hilarious.
>>152516638>>152516759why do the mods keep deleting your posts>>152516788thanks for showing restrain, anon.
>>152516872mods suck my dick daily cus they're 6ay that's why
>>152516882you gotta d/itch this sorry ass vpn you got
>>152516936it's chilllllllllllllll man it literally helps the lon6evity of the thread it's chillllllllLlLlplllNiuevfbid
>>152516943why d/o you nee/d it anyways. ar/e you being haunte/d by the fed/s?
>>152516974no 8ut if the feds 6et my IP from here they'll find out a8out my several tera8yte cp folderjokes aside after the hack and the fact mr. epstien himself posted here, i'm not postin6 8are ip on here cus apparently you can just hack the site whenever and 6et whatever ip you want. apparently
>>152517045> "we cant tell when dirk is manipulating the narration!"the wack ass narration dirk be writing:
Why doesn't Calliope just have everyone kill themselves so ULT Dirk loses?
>>152516638It would be more accurate to say that it became toxic or at the very least outlived its usefulness around the time they've started playing the gameIt's worth noting the relationship was collapsing on Nepeta's end too, she was starting to actively disobey him and more importantly keeping secrets from him(like her ERPing with humans, for example), the one thing a moirail isn't meant to do. The fault was mostly Equius' of course because he was a self-centered cunt for whom it was simply a convenient relationship, but the one time he made a right call by telling her to stay in the basement, she ignored him because at that point she has long since stopped giving a fuck about his mostly self-serving orders. In essence the two died like retards because meowrails was already a dead relationship and the uncomfortable truth is that if they survived, the relationship would have dissolved on its own and the fandom would have seethed to no end.
>>152517078Yes
>>152517045she said this in response to the milkshake saga
>>152516993so how you d/oing man? last night i was br/ushing my teeth an/d sticke/d the toothbr/ush too fa/r an/d bur/ped at the same time. causing me to vomit. so d/ont d/o that.
>>152517045Let's kill Dirk.
>>152517095Just bring them back to life lmao
>>152517109eh i'm fine really. just 6oin6 to the 6ym in a few mins 8ut not much else of note outside of that
>>152500824funfact this was drawn by a french hoodrat artist, along with an untranslated comic depicting dragon ball characters as french hoodrats.
>>152517186how much can you lift
>>152517086Meowrails will always remain what I consider the greatest tragedy in the comic. Despite their bickering they really were in a good place and it was very possible that Nepeta was leaving a positive influence on him. He himself acknowledges this by saying that his rages would be much worse if he didn't have Nepeta around to keep him subdued.Despite his views he's often questioning and even going against the Hemospectrum, wondering how Gamzee as a highblood can be so crass, how a lowblood like Aradia can be so refined. It's possible that given more time engaging with others his views would have changed. He did what he would consider a nice thing with Aradiabot, he worked perfectly well with Kanaya as her server player, and had no issue helping Tavros by building him legs.His issue is that his adherence to the system makes him offputting and homoerotic, which made it hard to form connections with others which isolated him further into the bubble where he was alone with no one to really challenge his views or be a positive outside influence.Dave could have been this but since he's a 13 year old boy he simply declared GAAAAAAAAY and dipped when Equius made an attempt to connect to new people via an interest they shared, slam poetry.Equius is to be one giant missed chance and an example of how troll society's hyper individualistic nature hurts everyone by design.
>>152517251at max or...? i know at the very least each arm can carry 20 pounds, 8ut idk outside of that. I suppose I can check lol
>>152512595Kanaya supports states rights. Based.
>>152515269what the fuck your tab list background is my new browser tab background
>>152508392This Is The Hottest Aradia Ive Ever Seen Who Drew This
>>152517431get hi6her standards
>ROSE: John, you are aware we can see what reels you like on Instagram, right?>JOHN: whuh?>ROSE: Don't play coy with me, Egbert.>JOHN: ...i only really like movie clips on there. >JOHN: is my movie taste really getting that bad, rose?>ROSE: Then, could you please enlighten me on what movie "Beg for Mommy's Breast Milk like the Perv you are. || Erotic ASMR", comes from?>JOHN: uhhhhhm...>JOHN: raiders of the lost arc..?
>>152517355so you just go to the gym fo/r r/unning on the tr/eadmill?an/d d/id you alr/eady go gym fo/r a long time o/r d/id i in some way influence you going?
>>152517260Very good analysis. I agree. But unfortunantly Hussie deemed his only purpose to be a hemo fetishist and then die. Like every troll in murderstuck im afraid. cause hes a hack. >>152517569I feel like all the kids would be at least a little pervy. its just inevitable with unrestricted internet access.
Equius being homoerotic is solely troll society's fault, with the indigo blooded caste being really fucking Greek which is inherently gay
>>152517685Highkey having 12 trolls was a mistake.i like all the beta trolls but having so many almost made it feel inevitble that Hussie would shaft more than a few. or maybe hussie just needed to care about the trolls long enough to write something for them instead of doing LITERALLY NOTHING AND THEN KILLING ALL OF THEM.
>>152517701I think if Hussie fused some characters into one, they probably could've been handled better. Especially since both Gamzee and Equius served the same purpose of being joke characters. With the only difference being that Gamzee goes on a killing spree because of that realization.
>>15251770112 trolls was fine. Half of them are joke characters. It really fell apart when the dancestors were done
>>152517880half of them being joke characters is the problem. because people get attached to them anyway because they have charismatic personalities, and then they die and never become relevant again and people are rightfully upset.maybe equius is just a joke. but that doesnt mean he isnt worth exploring. Gamzee becomes a walking plot device.
>>152518018maybe dont get attached to a joke character then? media literacy 10 years ago i swear… its a complete accident these characters were compelling in the first place. hivebent even being as large as it was in the first place, was not planned.
>>152518039does bro really expect people not to get attached to other characters???wtf are people supposed to do? just like john bcs he's the protagonist and then mildly toletare the others?
>>152517880its funny how the story could obviously not handle all 12 of the trolls so he killed most of them offand then he made 12 more of them anyway
>>152518080Accept that its a big ass comic and cant give all 20 game players (not including side characters like davesprite) across 3 sessions the screentime you might want. Again this point is ruined when the dancestors were introduced. Since thats a waste of time that could have been spent developing equius bdsm routine or someting
>>152518120And he made them dead already, pre-baking their irrelevance into the story. And then they were almost immediately irrelevant again anyway!And then Aranea tries to usurp the story, fucks everything up, and all the things she does gets retconned anyway! Fuck! Shit! Piss! ASS.
>>152518149no i understand that and i find murderstuck to be a complete copout by hussie to reduce characters by half because he clearly overmade what i found stupid was the comment of "maybe dont get attached to joke charecters"
what the fuck did she mean by this.god more fuel to the bro rose fire.
new thread time?
Thread has been made, Also GM >>152518579>>152518579
>>152518039>just dont get attached to a character you read about in a story you dumb idiot
