Clock up
>Mario on the top franchise list>Sonicnowhere to be seen, a flopped jobber
Reminder: Sonic won last thread, and every other thread. Goku and Mario are Salesfagging KEKS who can't cope with their GODS superiority.>>152512145
Mario and Luigi? Sonic and Tails overpower them of course. Sonic threatens to rewrite reality and wish they were never born Mario and Luigi don't start making out. The two sissy brothers comply because they know Sonic gapes their verse and Tails presses their faces together so they can't escape. Sonic takes their clothes off and begins to jerk them off, better than Peach or Daisy ever have done. The head of their cocks toughing while Sonic masterfully strokes them off. Mario and Luigi completely submit and Tails doesn't need to hold them together anymore. It's obvious they're secretly turned on by this and Sonic and Tails laugh at how gay they are. Tails taunts them and calls them fags and gropes their hairy assholes. Sonic's pacing increases but the attosecond he strokes faster they cum on his face at the same time. Sonic laughs again, standing back up and tells them he's not going to kill them today because this is worse than gaping their verse. KO!
HELLO ITS A ME KEKRIOI MAKE A SONG FOR YOU OKAYOKIEDOKIE LETSA GOLA LA LA LA LA I AM A GIANT FAGGOTTTTTTBING BING WAHOOOO~LA LA LA LA LA I KNEEL BEFORE SONIIIIIICBING BING WAHOOOOOOO~BOWSER FUCKS-A PEACH IN WORLD EIGHTIF ONLY I WASNT-A SO GAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLA LA LA LA LA I'M THE RAPEDEST GAPEDEST FAGGOTTTTTBING BING WAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NOT EVEN THE BEST CHARACTER IN MY SERIESTHAT'S GENO WAHOOOOOOOO!!!!THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!MY BOYCLITTY GLORY HOLE IS AVAILABLE FOR PUBLIC USE ALL NIGHT IN THE BACK ROOM, WAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
This is going to sound a little butthurt but I'm honestly pissed that Death Battle made Bardock lose a match up that he totally should've won (Omniman vs Bardcock) only to then give a Dragon Ball character a match up that they get totally stomped on after. It sours my mood even more that I have to wait a full year to see a DBZ character get a battle again only to be one of this two things happening or a pity win like Roshi vs Jiraiya.
>>152512300Mario won all threads. Sonic can't even make it here.
>>152512301TRVKE!!!>>152512300>mariojeet salesfagging
>>152512312>>152512305>>152512301>>152512300Behave
>exposed all the spam as one person
>>152512327He solos my verse
>>152512327ALL one SPICgonballtard btw.
>>152512338Marionic...
Sonic won like the last 500 threads btw. >>152512312Canon
the minute i figure out how to draw sonic's fucking stupid fucking head its OVER for mariokeks...
>>152512301Are you still seething about that post samenic? Really touched a nerve. Sonic is a nothing series get over it. Even Sega thinks your a joke. Mario won.
Spider-man vs Donatellowho wins?
>your
>>152512344>Sonic lost like the last 500 threads his Masters, including Marioftfy
>>152512301>>152512356You're brown
>>152512362KEK, go figure, he can't even dodge a FUCKING SANDWICH!!!! A FUCKING SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!
I kneel, I squeal, my headcanon isn’t realI cope,I mope,someone hand me a ropeI sin,I never win,I belong in the trash binI job,I’m a slob,I’m too short to reach the doorknobI smell like a trash bag, my fans are all autistic old fagsI am… a Sonicfag…(and a constant official cuck, even got cucked by Mario in a sega game)
>>152512316The only reason I don't like it is that they used Super Saiyan. Omniman is a total wanker in this crap show. I hope they choose an episode specifically for him to lose.
>>152512300>The weak sonic series is NOWHERE
How much you wanna bet that this Mario/Sonic schizo is doing this to get /dbg/ sent to /trash/?
>>152512360Spider-man
>>152512371Anyone stupid enough to be with that piece of shit squirrel would welcome pawning her off on some other sucker.
>>152512387I doubt it; destroying this place would make him a hero. He's just a troll, ignore him.
>>152512360Composite Donatello I'm sure gets dumb scaling at a point because of how much TMNT gets rebooted but I think Spidey usually takes this.
>>152512371Canon.
>>152512402It was...all SAMENIC??!?!?! Kratosscholars of course knew this already...
>He's still replying to himself after getting caught
>the samefag is trolling in two threads at the same timeImpressive performance, he certainly has great experience in being a troll.
YUP YUP YUPPITY YUP. Reminder that Supes NEVER took Mario nor Sonic seriously to begin with.
>>152512457Okay, feed the troll, you stupid superfag
>>152512369slander aside i like the little detail that everytime Zomom moves the sandwich even a little after he hits him sonic instantly looks at it. The man was not expecting a fucking sandwich as a weapon.
>>152512356>yourSEArio getting gaped by English again, kind of like when WEAKrio got gaped by Tabuu. Luckily GODnic was there to save him.
>>152512474Feed? Like feed a fucking SANDWICH that you can't dodge???
I have seen enough. Cell won.
>"Domain Expa->CLOCK UP
>>152512497...the being raped and gaped contest.
Luigi raped and gaped Mario and Sonic by doing nothing.
>>152512527Shadow raped luigi btw
>it's the sonic falsefaggerI would like to apologize on the behalf of all Mario Bros in this thread to the anons of /dbg/ for seemingly shitting up these threads.We posted feats and debunked sonic claims.Meanwhile, the sonicfags where having >meltdowns on /v/>samefagging>shitposting about outside drama>replying to dead threads>Trying to smear shit on us by FalsefaggingI am truly sorry for whatever my Bros have caused, we will try to be betterAnd to all my Mario Bros...We have unironically won the debate with how many times the sonicfags failed to reply to our feats objectively, so stop stooping down to the autists .Truly yours /dbg/, a mariofag who's tired of fighting toddlers
>>152512534HUMBLErio...we should give both of our heroes respect.
>>152512544Who's your hero?
>>152512484Of course I won't dodge it, if I do I can't eat it.
>>152512558HUNGRYnic...>>152512556The two greatest figures of 90s gaming, Mario and Sonic of course.
>>152512534You got mind broken by the Izuka interview and coped with Ian Flynn even after it was proven that Ian kneels to SoJ btw.
>>152512506He can't be raped; he has no anus or sexual parts. I don't even know if he can suck dick since he doesn't need to eat.
>>152512301If there are any good faith Sonic scalers out there, can you please explain to me why you assume that Solaris and Time Eater attack with timeline/dimension destroying attacks when the actions the take to destroy dimensions and timelines are completely separate from what they do in combat?
>>152512533Luigi sat there taking it until Shadow mysteriously raped himself to death on accident, making Luigi the winner.
Simon COULD use his omnipotence to save this thread……but he won’t. Because to deprive others of their free will and get in the way of human evolution, he would be no better than the Anti-Spiral. The drive to become a better man must come from within.
>>152512591deep
>>152512504I don't know why you think that prevents domain expansion
>>152512316While Roshi vs Jiraiya was effectively the 'nice complex hax dipshit check this shit out' meme it was at least fairly well done as an episode.Also it is okay to be butthurt, we all invest a little bit of our emotions into these characters enough to root for them, so to see them lose does suck.
>>152512591Hey, post Yoko.
>>152512534This shit applies to only all my REAL Mario Bros!if you see my kind trying to shit up the threads, just call them Venezuelan or IndianOr not, SAMENIC might go on a melty
>>152512348There's a Mario drawing tutorial that is actually a song, does Sonic have one of those?
>What can I say to you? I remember how it felt to take that throne. All that it meant and all that it did not. A God of war. God of pain, of suffering, of destruction. The Norns said I chase redemption that I know I can never deserve. What does that make me? God of fools. A God of... Hope. "When all else is lost". You lost everything. And everyone. you became... There is no forgiving you. You chose... I chose. What now? Should I, the same man, should I sit? take? proclaim? lead? place myself in service? In service. Should I lose everything and everyone, there's to be enough left inside so that I do not become you? I do not know. But I have... hope. You are cruel and arrogant and selfish. But you are more than that. You have always been more than what others saw. You are more than that.
>>152512629Not bad, I expected worse.
Sonic and Tails? Kasen and Ran overpowered them, skinning them alive to wear their furs as coats for the winter. Tails specifically begs for his life after sonic passes out, he swears he will become a sissy and that he will worship Kasen's and Ran's "futa cocks", this almost saves him because the two BOVNDLESS QVEENS felt so disgusted that, for a moment, they considered the idea of just releasing the gay squirrel, fortunately Ran ended up breaking his neck by accident (his bones were so fragile that they crumbled the second Ran touched a table in his general direction)Shadow and Silver? Humiliated by Sakuya (yes, Sakuya alone) and mutilated into nugget babies, forced to witness how Flandre ate their limbs one by one, eventually both ended up butchered for easy storage in the Scarlet Devil Mansion's fridge.
>>152512629Will Kratos ever address the part where he forced an innocent woman under a giant wheel that crushed her alive into ground beef, all so he could jam the wheel to hold a door open? Feel like there’s no redemption after something like that.
>>152512629Thank you, KratosWe'll all strive to be BETTER MEN,and I already have an honest hard-working hero to look up to...
>>152512657She wasn't a better woman. Kratos had no choice but to TEACH her.
>>152512655KEKAPOOPY meanwhile tardio can't even fight an enemy that literally has BABY in the name!!!https://www.mariowiki.com/Baby_Cheep
>>152512629Why did Kratos forget the entire ending of God of War 3? Literally he had HOPE, he FORGAVE himself at the end, and killed himself for his sins.
It's finally over...
...now that FAGnic finally FLED
>>152512679It sure has been a roundabout path...
CHADnic won
...the losing competition.
>calling the character that saved your weak hero a fag Shameful, kekrio bro.
>>152512713Saved? Surely you don't mean subspace, where Sonic didn't do shit and Dedede did everything, correct?
>>152512706Shut the fuck up.We shall leave this battle for MvS3For now, I shall hone my scans and sharpen my tongue for the upcoming battle.You shall do the same, lest you be crowned loser forever with Asura
>>152512722NopeSonic won and you got Gaped
>Mario and Sonic look around at the damage they caused>"Mama Mia...we've a destroyed a /dbg/.">Sonic sheds a tear>"All this fighting...and for what? Nothing. This isn't way past cool at all man...>Suddenly they both feel a hand on their shoulders>they look up to see KINGtos with a warm but stern smile>"You're rage and anger consumed you both. You destroyed everyone and everything around you. I have been down that road.">"Do not be sorry...you must be better than this. I forgive you...you are worthy of redemption.">KINGtos brings them in for a hug as they cry
>>152512722what even is there left to say when the winner is obvious
>>152512726CHARACTER DEVELOPMENTtos...
>>152512726Fuark...I'm crying right now.
>>152512718Yes, subspace. Where KEKrio got treated like fodder and Sonic was too fast for Tabuu.
>>152512726WISEtos....
>>152512726This is literally better written than all three games combined.
>>152512746>RATnic gets a sucker punch on tabuu before he can launch an attack that he can't even tankTabuu is fodder and his waves can be dodged by any character btw
Heh. Wow, uh, Sonic already won this thread, huh?
>>152512726This is canon btw
>>152512726Death Battle wishes they could write KINO like this.
>>152512726You've earned my respect this time, kingtosposter.
>>152512757Yeah
>>152512757maybe on planet retard, which sonic provably can't even destroy
>>152512726This will happen in Mario vs Sonic 3.
>>152512726
>>152512300It has been an entire WEEK
>>152512726God of Hope....Reminder that KINGtos is beyond fiction, and even helped the cuck from Rent-A-Girlfriend.
does Baby Boy Kratos solo your verse?
>>152512300You are actually proud of kneeling to disney princess and hello kitty. You barely even top harry potter.
>>152512726KINGtos GAPED our heartstrings.
>>152512726>I cried, I kneeled, I can't even feel...>The pain, the gain, was it all for naught?>Lost in my thoughts, fighting against a samenic bot>I feel like a loser, was there any lesson to be taught?>Tears lost in the rain, a battle that time long forgooooooooooot...>The console war battle I've, FUARKING, FOOOOOOUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHT!
>>152512726We weren't ready for this...
>>152512781>Teen Kratos legit Blitzes JJKNo way... No fucking way...
This thread isn't even about level power anymore
Wait, were (was) the mario sonic faggots (fags) really just one person? Proof? That sounds hilarious
Bring me Hakari
>>152512798meh, it's just one attack
>>152512800DEITYnic is too powerful for anyone to actually touch so they move on to slander which also gets debunked, KEKAROO
>>152512781Is this game any good?
>>152512806>for anyone to actually touchstill waiting for you to post him dodging a multiversal sandwich
>>152512804Who the hell are you and who the hell is Hakari?
>>152512457You were trying to attention whore, you retarded nigger.
>>152512804Who the fuck is this and what's a Hakari?
Looks like Vegeta won the thread. Completely dodged all the slander.
>>152512807Metroidvania but GOW, it's average but fun
>>152512726>they have 2000 mentions in the epstein files, 20 years later.
>Hakari
>>152512814>>152512822https://youtu.be/DL5wsydFYVA?si=BdFM7t0-xHA2iJnp
>>152512806Sonic was touched inappropriately in prison
Why is the KINGtos shitposting fun while the Sonic shitposting is dull?
>>152512838....Who?
>>152512826Okay so not worth getting a PS5 for.
>>152512840KEKYCANON! And then he had to be rescued by Amy.
>>152512726My king... Please gape the Asura poster and teach him to be a MONSTER NO LONGER
>>152512838Yeah I don't know this guy. He looks gay as fuck though.
>>152512844You find Sonic scalers annoying because you know most of them believe it, you find Kratos scalers funny because there is a degree of adaptability and refuse in audacity.Also Kratos scalers are patently ridiculous people, while Sonic scalers are... well Sonic scalers.
>>152512814>>152512822>>152512848>>152512859>Not knowing about peak
>>152512838I have no clue who this guy is. Is he important or something?
Shartiobros.....you might want to cover your eyes for this one
>>152512866I don't see my HERO here, so it's irrelevant.
>>152512866What garbage crap is this?
>>152512874That level was bullshit.
Bunch of uncs here
>>152512844KINGtos is sovlfvl because he was>In an upcoming deathbattle >People were rooting for Asura>Statements vs Feats>The fight was fucking awful and mischaracterized Asura so much>People were actually melting down over the fight
>>152512874AH, AHH, AAIIIEEEEE!!!! I THOUGHT MY HERO HAD SUPER FLIGHT!!!!
>>152512866>All that text AIIIIIIEEEEEEE THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME! PLEASE POST SOME BRAINLESS FIGHT WITH SAKUGA!
>>152512838>>152512866Here's the person who originally asked the question. Bizarrely, I know both of them from memes and I haven't seen either of their anime.
Do you think that most powerscalers are intellectually good faith debaters?I tend towards the idea that many are as good faith as they can be, but that they are bad faith in how closed minded they are.Like a lot of them don't seem to think it is possible for someone to believe something different from them, so they presume those instances to be bad actors.
>>152512726Canon...
>>152512901They're usually capable of looking at it somewhat objectively but the chances of them staying that way get lower the more invested they are
>>152512899
>>152512726>The shitflinging begins again not even 5 minutes later
>>152512935Hopefully the new Dragon Ball anime looks like this
>>152512935KEK
>>152512859He is literally gay>>152512869It's a meme thanks to this videohttps://youtu.be/dbPHCjZ-lHw?si=VoY87rt1Z6cv8Z5C
>>152512935K, B, C
>>152512935This is what JJKeks think good animation is btw.
>>152512844Sonic in game is an antagonistic bellend whilst ROLEMODELtos in game is a stoic warrior, making GoW fans chill and likeable and making sonic fans act like Chris Chan. People emulate their heroes.
>>152512935Delete this right now.
>>152512951https://youtu.be/dh_PRbIvYIE?si=DRaNhXBBqh9GdWgeNo, they think this is good animation.
>>152512935Bro ain't even hitting anything. He's fighting the air.
>>152512726Sonic has YET to APOLOGIZE to the rest of /dbg/.Mario won.
>>152512935DEX vs STR
>>152512970Because that's the point.
>>152512946>he's a faggot from a JJK memeAnd?
>"It's SUPPOSED to look like dogshit."JJKek...
>>152512999CHECKED, CANON AND KEKED.
>>152512974Sonic is the King of /dbg/He doesn't apologizeEveryone else kneels to him
>>152512999>tripsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>152512999JJK can look good like during Sukuna vs Jogo.Sukuna vs Mahoraga is some fart huffing pretentious nonsense though. Comparing the manga fight to the anime's adaptation is hilarious.
>>152513005SHUT THE FUCK UP MARIONIC!!!
>>152512987You asked, don't get aggressive because I told you the truth
>>152512999F-FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!
Post CSM having good animation.
JJK lost
>>152513029You have to specify "OTHER than that one fight".
ENOUGH!!!!!
>>152513036Impressive, superkek, but now post the CHADrio movie comparison.
Don't worry, CSM lost too
>>152512930There was a point where I might have gone down the whole dimensional nonsense for Dragon Ball, but STRONGER THAN TIME Jiren was more just funny for me than it was me assuming that Dragon Ball can violate time with strength.
>>152512726>AIIIIEEEEEE KRATOOOOSS!>I'M GONNA GAPE YOU!>Ever since you sucked off the writers at Deathbattle to mischaracterize me...>EVERYONE THINKS I'M A MONSTER!>I even performed a NAKED DOGEZA infront of DevilArtemis to fix my reputation! >But even my dear Mithra has DISOWNED me!>*Morphs into full-size Destructor form*>AIIIEEEEE I'LL SHOW YOU A MONSTER
>>152513054Rezexisters....
>>152513036That Superman movie bankrupted the company and now it's being sold like a whore
>>152513058CANON!
It is genuinely saddening and pathetic that even when Superman got nerfed to an explicit 52 megatons cap in his comics, nobody cared, even Yuza cracking her spine like a granny got more attention.
>>152513058Asissyra...you MUST be better than this.
>>152513050You love being humiliated, don't you?
>>152513080Okay why does DC care so much about the number 52?
>>152513080It'll never undo his perfect 3-0 score. Nobody else even comes close, not even redditpool!
>>152513058BEEEEEEEP
>>152513089Superfraud STILL hasn't posted superman movie vs mario movie btw.
>>152512726KINGTOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!>*ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR*
>>152513092>92KWAKB (Kek what a koslov bitch)
>>152513107
Just you wait. The live action KINGtos movie will surpass Superman and BREAK the box office.
>>152513089>>152513054>Literally refuses to post the recent Mario movie comparisonSuperBITCHSuperFLOPBITCHermanFLOPerman
>>152512606>Doma->HYPER CLOCK UP
>>152513058>>152513094You forgot something, retard.
>>152513092EVERYONE!Try posting your hero getting CANONICALLY raped!Just do it.
Where the winds meets RAPES and GAPES your movie, btw.
>>152513119>hiding behind the other mario movieNow the most recent one.
>>152513089ENOUGH!!!!!!
AIIIIIEEEEEE KINGTOS SARRRR! DO NOT DO THE NEEDFUL AND SOLO MY VERSE! I WILL BE BETTER MAN!
>>152513148Now post Mario's perfect win streak in Death Battle.
>>152512726>this situation has been so fucking dire, so bad, so shit that it makes kratosposting look good, great, the best in fucking comparison*claps*
As bad as your hero might be, at least hes not a harem protagonist.
>Warrior-Z meltyI sleep.
>>152513155Asura said this.
Warrior-Z BROKE you.
>>152513156SuperGOALPOST FLEEING the argument by DEFLECTING? YUPPPPP!! YYYYYYUUUUUUUUUPPPP!!! Exactly what I thought.
>Sonic falseflagging a falseflag to make Kratos look badYou truly are a monster...
Post Mario having a better perfomance in Death Battle than SupermanOh wait, You CANT
>>152513161Mine fights nazis
Warrior-Z won the war.
>>152513183Still waiting for the most recent superman movie vs the most recent mario movie.
>>152513124You still haven't explained how to stop the expansion
>>152513133Since you are Indian... >Find an actual BVLL at one of your temples >Make sure the BVLL is white >Find Red paint from the street market, preferably non-toxic, or steal from one of your OSHA nightmare factories >Find some ashes on the river Ganges or at the altars you pray in >Dust the BVLL in the ash, then paint it in Kratos' tattoos, make sure to get the pattern right >Now wear your Capcom mask which you use to cope with the fact that YOU'LL NEVER GET A NEW GAME or REMASTER >Prime yourself under the BVLL and let you fantasies come to life Now you're not just MINDBROKEN, you're now BVCKBROKEN! Don't forget to denounce the Hindu pantheon so the GREEK and NORSE juices flow better
>>152513124Better yet, Limitless goes off but Tendo gets out of it through Hyper's time travel.
>>152513196>S-still wwwaiting *sniff snifff* for the [cries like a bitch] KWAB
>Warrior-Z won the war
>>152513163>He is crying because his hero was raped by the Russians.KWAB
>Since you are Indian...>>Find an actual BVLL at one of your temples>>Make sure the BVLL is white>>Find Red paint from the street market, preferably non-toxic, or steal from one of your OSHA nightmare factories>>Find some ashes on the river Ganges or at the altars you pray in>>Dust the BVLL in the ash, then paint it in Kratos' tattoos, make sure to get the pattern right>>Now wear your Capcom mask which you use to cope with the fact that YOU'LL NEVER GET A NEW GAME or REMASTER>>Prime yourself under the BVLL and let you fantasies come to life>Now you're not just MINDBROKEN, you're now BVCKBROKEN! Don't forget to denounce the Hindu pantheon so the GREEK and NORSE juices flow better
>>152513199Saar my anus is gaped I went to Witch doctor for health it was worth it Saar
>>152513212Lost to a fucking CHICKEN btw LMAOWaiting for an actual movie comparison now.
>>152513219KINGtos nor Warrior-Z were never raped by the Russians though?
>>152513212>>152513215>The superfag is having a meltdownLmao
>>152513203He would get stuck in the thought of activating his time travel and not do anything
>>152512882a series that reached meme status after that LONG ASS speechyou're seeing its anime adaptationhttps://x.com/siroumaru96/status/1906684978236383646?t=iB3vAwufAMzcZAqADWvgUQ&s=19aired alongside rezero s3 but unlike re zero (regulus) they didn't cut the speech down
As alwaysThe KINGS of /dbg/
>>152513244Last time he had a meltdown a thread was deleted.Not even the diaper duo shitflinging for the last 50 threads has done that.
>>152513255...Oh and Kratos is there too.
>>152513244YUP YUP, another HEROrio victim.
>>152513255Replace Thor with KINGnic
>>152513255...and Thor.
>>152513246Say the name, sperg.
>>152513255Replace Thor without who isn't a canon cuckold and canon tranny lover and canon tranny
>>152513276Watch your tone, you mess with Doctor Green you mess with ALL of us trippy
>>152513281>without who isn't aIESLB detected. DEITYor will remain in place.
UNSTOPPABLEnic won another thread this early.....?
>tripfag fight
>>152513255...and the guy that got raped by Koslov.
>>152513313The only ones who like bibisi more than the diaper duo is the pair of tripfags
>>152513288Let them fight. It will be entertaining.
SHARTNIC.....IS LOSING....EMERGENCY DISCORD CALL NOW!!!!!!!!
>>152513276>boco speedran a webmAre you bullied, mentaIIy handicapped, or both?>b-but what if it's a shit anime?!?And? Was life a contest about who watches the best anime?>it's too long!!!It's not, as long as you aren't underage and you can play it in moderation.>I need to PAY ATTENTION!!!Who forces you to reply to every post, you fucking peat-gavel?
>tripfaggot fightPlace your bets everyone!
>>152513362It's 100 girlfriends who really really love you btw
>>152513311Yes
/dbg/ has fallen and it's all because sonic autists got a matchup again.
>>152513370Now are you ready for 50 threads of tripfags shitflinging or another 50 threads of Sonic vs Mario shitflinging?
>>152513370we all fucking lose.
Sonicfags have yet to apologize.
>>152513362I'm not sitting through harem shit.
>>152513390Kings don't apologizeSonicbros won
>>152513379Not only that but an obviously winning matchup against Dragon Ball Z
>>152512935>me when I see someone shitposting
>>152513175>Mental breakdown when I point out his hero's loss
We are only halfway through the fucking thread.Kratos misereatur nostri.
>>152513402Cell is such a fucking shit jobber. Lost to a fucking 10 year old. Only major dbz villain that hasn't been revived and gotten stronger. You could put metal up against cell max and it would still feel like robbery. FUARK, why can't death battle stop being retarded with dbz????
CHADNIC GOT THE LAST POST IN THE LAST THREADGG MARIOKEKS
>>152513309Trvke
>>152513431Though we walk thrpugh the valley of the shadow of death, we shall fear no evil, for we know KINGtos watches over us always.
>>152513454only took 10 tries btw
>>152513371the title is at the end, yessome people are unbelievable>>152513397>I'm not sitting through harem shitI didn't ask but since we're at it, i doubt you can stand up, fatass
>A-ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY DIAPER!! CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!! BE THE BETTER MAN AND CHANGE YOUR PATHETIC STUPID BABY VASSAL'S DIAPER ASURA!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA, CHANGE IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!! IT'S SHITTY AND PISSED!! IT'S PISSY AND SHIT!! ASURA-SAMA, MY DIAPER NEEDS A HECKIN' CHANGERINO!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I NEED A CHANGE RIGHT NOW!! RIGHT NOW ASURA!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER RIGHT NOW!! I CANNOT DO IT MYSELF, I CANNOT EVEN DEFEAT YOU!! YOU CAN DESTROY A PLANET, WHILE AM I THE STUPID UGLY SHITTY VAPID BABY SUB-MOUNTAIN LEVEL GOD OF WAR RETARD KRATOS!! I AM MERELY A STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, BRAIN-DAMAGED, MALFORMED, ASS-NUGGET, SHIT-BRAINED, DIPSHIT, COOMER, PENCIL-DICKED, SCUMBUTT, FAGTARD, SIMPLETON, TURD-EATING, QUEERBAIT, NINCOMPOOP, EUNUCH, DOUCHELORD, CAMELFUCKING, ASSLICKING, MORONIC BABY RETARD AND I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!!! ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER AND SPANK ME LIKE THE NAUGHTY BABY MONSTER I TRULY AM ASURA!!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I'M SO TIRED OF ATREUS OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS BEING THE ONE TO CHANGE ME!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA!!!! ASURA-SAMA, THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOUR MANLY HANDS BEING ANYWHERE NEAR MY CROTCH IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A BIG OL' TWO-INCH DIAPER-BONER!!! ASURA-SAMA, CHANGE MY DIAPER AND KISS MY WIFE!! ASURA-DONO, YOU ARE NO LONGER A MONSTER, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO SIT IN MY OWN SHIT ASURA, I NEED YOU TO CHANGE ME -- WAIT SPAWN-SAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PLEASE DON'T VAPORIZE THE SHIT AWAY I NEED ASURA TO WIPE IT- AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESTOP!!
>>152513492I could, but I'm sitting quite comfortably with a mouth full of your mom's box.
What is it about fan fiction that mind breaks so many people?
>>152513255...and the victim of Russian rape with a flop movie
>>152513511Before /dbg/ indulges you further, post in the /bant/ thread.Do it.No VPN, no IP address changing.Just. Do. It.
>>152513501Asurajeet...you must get over this.
>>152513084>AsissyraI just think of Assyria every time this is written
>>152513537What the fuck is /bant/?
>>152513556Do you even know how to use the catalog?
>>152513161>Sure your hero sucks, but have you considered that at least he DOESN'T have sex with copious amounts of womenWhat
>>152513550That's where all the Asurafags live.
>Listroon on twitter arguing that Mortal Kombat is only big in the USLiu Kang RAPES and GAPES everyone in Street Fighter and SNK btw
>>152513402If we're being serious, Cell could speedblitz Metal Sonic before he has the chance to copy his biodata, but it would be extremely out of character for him to do thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB-_RgRsW9QGranted, Metal probably won't start the fight already transformed into Neo and he isn't one to go on the defensive, but they aren't going to have Cell instantly deal fatal damage to Metal unless Metal immediately after turns into Neo to recover.
>>152513511>mom's box.as an ESL, I don't know for sure what that means so in my mind i've pictured you as a crying kid and me as a predatori believed you have experience on getting gaped
>>152513571Harem protagonists are usually cucking themselves or have huge cuck energy tho
My HERO supports monogamy. He would NEVER have a harem because he would be with the one person he loves.
>>152513542Jeet? KINGTOS, BE BETTER. NOOOOOOOW!
>>152513570>Do you even know how to use the catalog?he doesn't even know how to clean himself. he's a disgrace
>>152513581He doesn't even know what /bant/ is!Tell him to post there to see what's going on
>>152513255Two of these three characters lost to Godzilla. And Kratos never fought Godzilla.
BABYLONTOOOOOOOOOOOOS!asissyra...
>>152513581Box means pussy and he called your mom a whore.
>>152513556Post in this thread. >>>/bant/24012116Even doctorgreen managed to do it. You're not gonna get outdone by that faggot are you?
>>152513592AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!
>>152513610Why the fuck would I want to post on a cheap imitation of a board I never use?
>>152513556>What the fuck is /bant/?Pretending to be retarded?https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23598877/#23598930
GUH HUH
>>152513592WOAH!THAT BEAR IS BOUNDLESS->Diaper fills up *BRAAP*FVARK! MAAN! CLEAN UP MY BAKAVAAS! Oh wait this actually tastes good!
>>152513628BAHAAHHAHA HE CAN'T PROVE HE'S FROM A WHITE COUNTRY HE'S SCARED!!! HOLY KEK
Five words. Entire adversary franchise annihilated.
>>152513673THAT'S FOUR WORDS *SMACKS SONIC LIKE A LITTLE BITCH with a fucking SANDWICH*
>>152513673Normal (1) words (2) but (3) a (4) horse (5) guy (6)
>>152513644Asurajeet....please stop. You're embarassing yourself.
>>152513592RIDER PUNCH!
I found Boco's flag... in /pol/https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/93720025/#93729263
>>152513723Boco was AFRAID of everyone knowing he's CHADMERICAN? WHY did he feel the need to FLEE...???
>>152513715Oh shieeeet....SYBAU twin! You don' wat u tawking 'bout soooon!Me and Kangtos? We wuz kangz an shieet, you best not misss uz duuds
>>152513723>boco can deport doctorgreenKEKYCANON!
>>152513739RIDER KICK!
>>152513734Because Boco is...black.
>>152513747FOOLI work for ICE
>>152513750Unfortunately we've seen him. He's not.
>>152513755NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152513749AIEEEEEE!IF ONLY MY GOAT WAS ABOVE SUB-MOUNTAIN LEVEL!
>>1525137551% drop rulehe's clearly the son of rapeape
>>152513750>Boco has a BBCHOLY YUM! CAN HE FUCK MY WIFE WHILE I WATCH?
>>152513029I would but unfortunately the entirety of Chainsaw Man season 1 is too large to post on 4chan
>>152513762Canon and funny but a shartiofag said this.
>Boco We getting new characters now?
>>152513783>I would but unfortunately the entirety of Chainsaw Man season 1 is too large to post on 4chanjust lower the quality, no one will notice>>152513793>boco>new
>>152513793Yep! We just unlocked Boco!
>>152513688>aIs it really?
>>152513793He's actually from Boko no Pico because he's a little raped FAGGOT LMAO
Boco was raped?
>>152513822Boco was Kevin Nash?
>>152513836'Fraid so.
>>152513822Oh yeah by ME!I enjoy his fat white ass, because I know I'll always remain brown and never a Norse wariorr
>>152513795Who the fuck is Boco then?If you don't explain I'll invoke another 50 threads of Mario vs Sonic.
SONICSISTERS????!! DISCORD MEETING NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
>>152513896>Tanking a hitWhat is this supposed to prove?
>>152513881He's a tripfaggot like doctorspicpedo.
>>152513896He tanked it, just like how Mario tanked those cannonballs
>>152513918Explain thoroughly or else Mario vs Sonic will fill the last part of these threads
>>152513910>>152513924>I-I-IT'S OKAY to be a raped BITCH as long as you're alive
>>152513575I doubt Cell can actually speedblitz him, if we compare feats Metal (in base form and severely damaged) can fly between planets in the time it takes Cell to reach space and with Death Battle style scaling Cell is also slower unless they wank the shit out of Goku's afterlife filler feat.
>>152513940So Mario is a raped bitch?
>>152513949>mario unprompted in response to a kirby gifHOOOOLY mindbroken, holy rent free, KEK
>>152513940>Mariomelty for no reasonkek
>>152513949>>152513965Didn't even deny it either, segafags really are just used to taking it up the butthole.
>>152513947...oh my god I didn't stop to think they'd use Sonic 4 to back up metal having "immeasurable speed"https://youtu.be/4gvF9VfA2Zw?si=wdHOZYUZ6OQIRpW1
>>152513896THIS HAS BEEN POSTED THE LAST MILLION FUCKING THREADS SHUT UP!Post Mario pushing a boulder.
>>152513940Not him but would you rather die or get raped to survive?
Mario dies if he touches a walking chestnut, so Sonic staggering from a massive sandwich still puts him above the plumber.
So THIS is where the residents of the halls have gone...
>>152513987Mario can lift up king bob-omb who's not only made of steel but roughly the size of a boulder in sm64.
>>152514104In the same game CHADRIO can also push a block of solid steel which is also a similar size.
>>152514104I said boulderExplosives can be filled with lighter ingredients>>152514136That is a hollow steel box
>>152514104>>152514136Just show him in BAKA lifting the entire castle.
>>152514146>B-B-BOULDERIn poker that would be considered a better hand so it overrides your bet. But you don't know anything about that because you're underage.>That is a hollow steel boxProve it.
I kneel, I squeal, my feats aren't even realI cope, I mope, someone hand me a ropeI sleep, I weap,I am such a weaklingI'm fat, I'm bigger, I'm such a nigger,I’m about to pull the fucking trigger...I smell like absolute defeat, My fans smear shit on my feet...I am… a Mariojeet…
has it been done yet?
>>152514320There was a DBX of them.
>Another thread
>>152514464lost to a fucking SPEAR btw
>>152514464Hello sexy. Lookin real cute today.
>>152514464Jiren won btw.
>>152514553lost to an imperfect cell-level android btw
>>152512781does the new game retcon any of the wank?
>lostThis has never happened to Jiren once across all of fiction though
>>152514659It did, happen, however, in reality.
>>152514683Jiren is still there? He TANKED erasure...
>>152513673She Hulk did more damage culturally and monetarily yup yup women win again
>>152514697That he did!
>>152514618My hero would've saved her.
>>152514739Your HERO is Denji.
>>152512300FPBPSonic LOSTAll his best feats? Retconned.All his best media? Erased.His battle against Mario? A humiliating loss.His archnemesis? Utterly destroyed by THE KING.His kart racer? Mogged by both CHADrio AND KirbGOD.
>152514760Knock it off retard. Everyone knows you're samefagging now.
>>152514774You're such a CHAD Kamen Rider bro. We love you here.
>no basketball scaling PERFECT Cell Mogs
>No cloud parting feats NEO Metal Sonic Mogs
Where does Hitler scale?
>>152514863He's a bullet timer and the only one who can hurt Hitler was Hitler himself https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_Adolf_Hitler
>>152514841but he doesn't part any clouds here
>>152514841What feat?
>>152514634yes and noyes since the Ascension intro is no longer literal since another God is responsible for the creation of the stars in the sky no since the whole thing still happened in the primordial void before creation anyway Teen Kratos does fight robot bulls and kills a Thunder Bear
>>152514807Really!?
>>152514929Yeah.
>>152514922>Kills a Thunder bearTake that, doubters!Teen Kratos kills a bear! One that speaks THUNDER!
>>152514922Also it confirms chronos needed help to castrate his father so he no longer scales to him
>>152515095wouldn't that just mean he downscales? have you tried to forcefully castrate someone by yourself? shit is hard
>>152515101Yeah i meant to say downscale but vsbwfags thought that each generation is stronger than the last
>>152512380This nigga always cracked me upBring him back more than zavok fat niggas are funny
>>152515095So like in the myth, as some people said all along
Still waiting for the sonic samefag to apologize.
>>152515176I think it's you, bringing it up again out of nowhere
>>152515176I'm sorry I'm smarter than you. I'm sorry I'm more handsome than you. I'm sorry you are unable to see when you are wrong.
>>152513631Steve won in the end, please don't pass banjo's curse unto us...
>>152514922>killed a thunder bear BETTER MANtosbros… our hero is weaker then his teenage self…
>>152513947>>152513984They said fucking COOLER could plausibly have immeasurable speed in Goku vs Superman for interrupting Instant Transmission.If interrupting Instant Transmission arguably gets you immeasurable speed, Cell actually having Instant Transmission practically guarantees Cell being immeasurably fast.Not that it matters because Metal Sonic having Chaos Control gives him incalculable speed, thanks to Xeno Trunks vs Archie Silver saying that calculating speed feats requires time and taking time out of the equation automatically makes you incalculably fast.So Metal Sonic is still faster than Cell, but like, how the fuck are you supposed to quantify the speed gap? Is Metal Sonic infinitely faster than Cell is or does speed matter so little at this point that the gap may as well be non-existent?
>>152515211Not like it would have any effect on power scaling discussion. What is banjo actually going to do to someone with invincibility, flight, and the ability to carry literally millions of tons? Get gaped, maybe.
